Hey, I can't play video games like this!

>>713660020 (OP)
You're not a real gamer then.

Is blue archive on switch

>>713660514
no its on the dreamcast

>>713661879
Now the thread can start.

JTF status?

>>713662682
4/4/4

I can't get any wins in pvp.

Sexy Momoi

>>713664019
I had 12 wins in a row and today I lost all 5 battles. Shit sucks.

>>713664019
Only won one today, lost all of them yesterday, won 4 the day before. I love my coinflips.

>>713664019
do you move your students around? in my ladder a lot of people go the same comp (shun kuro hosh hanako) but the student postioning is all over the place and matching x against y student gives me better results than going full blind

Oh we're here now, thanks janny

>>713664875
Miyu love

>>713665903
i hear the stupid music already

>>713664875
Give it to me straight bros. Realistically, how long until it releases?
I'm stuck playing on my shitty phone and it crashes at least twice before I'm done with dailies.

>>713665932
內個

>>713662682
135 coins

Akane Love!

>>713665957
2 more weeks

>>713665957
>how long until it releases?
we are going to run out of sad CGs before it happens

>>713665957
Never

>>713662856
yuuka we've been married for 4 years

>>713664410
How the fuck do I reliably kill Hanako before she pulls out the hose?

>>713669729
you're married to one the leaders of a brutal dystopia

>guys our game will soon be released on stea-ACKK

>>713670260
And I’d do it again. She tucks me in at night with military precision and cooks ration-grade pancakes every morning. Love wins, even in authoritarian regimes.

>>713670260
Yuuka and Chihiro really are the worst.

>>713671143
NAG NAG NAG NAG. That's all they ever do. NAG NAG NAG NAG

FUCK NAGGERS

>>713665957
nexon should've dropped it on steam instantly. The discussion page fucked it up for them

new KWABOTY just dropped?

>>713672076
why bwos...

>>713672120
Mary fears the yakuza

>>713670140
>reliably
Impossible, just put your hanako and/or hoshino in front of her and pray that either of them shoots first

>>713660020 (OP)
>gachaslop
wait a second, this isn't video games!

>>713674517
wait a minute! Gacha games are video games!

>>713662682
dont wanna do it

>>713662682
4/3/3

>>713661879

>>713660020 (OP)
Incompatible render

>>713670140
>kill reliably before hose
Like the other anon said, impossible. But you can counter her with stuff like Nonomi or pitting Hoshino/Reisa against her. Nonomi in particular should in 99% of cases be outside hose range.
To counter Nonomi in turn the most reliable is Nutsu, thankfully not many run Nonomi because she's ultra gay with Kuroko..

>>713670140
snipe her

when are we getting alts for shiroko terror?

>>713661879
how does she turn so quickly?

Neru Marriage

haha same

>>713681149
my cute daughter

>>713664875
Ive held off from playing BA in the hopes it would release in PC officially, no bluestacks needed. Should I just get it on my phone at this point? How long does it take for a noob to jump into BA and reach the actual content while knowing nothing about the game?

>>713681454
I'd say wait a few more days and see what happens with the Steam version. BA main appeal is the story so don't worry too much about raids or drills

>>713661879

>>713681828
OK, thanks.

or wait for fes to start

>>713672076
>uma pre honeymoon phase
that game is fucking cooked when people get tired of the rates and the grindy gameplay

>>713677749
Slit your fucking throat, subhuman shitskin pajeet.

>>713660020 (OP)
big fan of the little ones

>>713685034
why do you hate yourself? is it the side effect of gacha trannification?

>>713660020 (OP)
Blue archive general thread

2025 will be the year of Kirino!
Just look at her. And continue looking at her. That's what I do and it makes me happy

GABEN!!!!!!!!11

>>713685913
Kirino is 2cute, everyone says she's shit but I've found her to be pretty useful at times

>>713661879
I started BA because of this gif and I don't regret it

>>713673908
Thank you Karin

>>713660020 (OP)
>Hey, I can't play video games like this!

>>713685395
>no u
cope shitskin

>>713682536
Based dogfucker

>>713660020 (OP)
I love Hanuma Makoto.

I'm sick n' tired of waiting for bluefes dammit

>>713680968
I want to see neru's imprint on the gym bench.

sexy seia

>blue archive general

>>713692416
Thanks for the bump! Wouldn't want all this quality discussion to die after all.

>>713685034
>>713689979
Imagine how full of shit your head is with how much indians live in there rent free LMAO

>>713670260
Yeah, but she puts out.

>>713691130
Seia is after the current banner. Stay strong.

>>713665957
Realistically, at least a month or two.
>>713681454
Like the other anon said, you may want to wait a couple days. Though it's probably not a good idea to wait much longer as some highly desirable banners are coming up real soon and you're going to want to grind out plenty of pyrox before then.

>>713693409
Shitskin xister...

>>713660020 (OP)
Is that a legally distinct nintendo switch, mamma mia...

>>713694408
Honestly bros? I'd rather be brown than be as mentally ill as this guy. It's a tough choice for sure though

>>713661879
>>713689407
pat pat pat

>>713665957
7-30 days
Nexon is probably tardwrangling Mary right now.

>>713694590
A great shame that you're both, while also being a whiny backseat janny over a gacha shitpost thread. Stay mentally raped, slurpee jockey.

>>713694973
what?

>>713693952
She looks like she is about to get married to an adult.

This thread seems like an excellent excavation point!

>>713662682
4/3/3 I'm proud of myself

I wanted to play BA all week. I tried to get into the horse game to fill the void but it was ass.

>>713685913
Kiana?

>>713685913
I already use her swimsuit alt whenever I can and I look forward to say bing rerun so that I can farm her to at least UE30

>>713695894
Same, the support cards thing made me lost interest, fuck weapon banners in gachas.

>>713692416

>>713694590
>>713694973
holy fucking BTFO

>>713662682
A shitty 4/4/4, I prefer avant garde drills

>>713672076
I know this is bait but Shadowverse isn't in this race

>>713696767
A "no u" with slightly more effort is not a BTFO, samefag. Also zoomer slang thrown in there as well? I remember when newfags used to lurk.

>>713696627
That's just Kaho.

When are we getting more volumes?

>>713697159
>IESLB
G.

>>713697778
Probably in a year or 2 hopefully focused on Gehenna for once

Armored Core crossover when?

>>713685034

Nigger, this is my bot account designed to bump gacha threads.

>>713697959
He's mindbroken, just point and laugh

big shun
big sex

>>713693952
isn't gamers before that?

>>713694768
>7-30 days
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>purple drill
Mika, can you do it?

>>713694815
proofs?

>>713697887
TIJARATCABYITTIAASS
IW.

>more IESLB
he's cooked

>>713665957
https://steamdb.info/app/3557620/history/

Trust in the plan.

>>713665957
Any day now.

>>713698514
IT'S HAPPENING

Going to fuck horses until we get raid next week

>>713698514
>they are activly censoring the game to appease the fat fuck
doombros we're eating good

>>713698773
>activly
stfu jeet

They literally preparing Steam release for Rio/Seia and the anniversary fest in july and Gaben fucking ruined it.

>>713698813
sowwy UwU

>>713698826
>They literally preparing
smells like curry in here

I am a proud secondary.

>>713698826
GabeN hasn't finished playing Konoha on his deck while sailing around on his megayatch please understand

>>713698945
Nerubro btw

>>713698514
What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>713677749
BASED king, look how much seethe you cause. The gacha loving jannies try to ban you but they're too fucking stupid to even just simply ban the MD5 of the image

Do you think they'll capitalise and release the Steam version after the initial hype around the Horse gacha dies down?

>>713699106
He ain't gonna fuck you lil bro

>>713699146
oh thank god

>>713699123
Don't think Nexon has a choice here now, they can only harass their usual liason at steam to try and get the tranny reviewer to fuck off

>>713699178
Thank for the free bumps btw

>>713699123
>capitalise
>after
They were supposed to capitalize on releasing BEFORE the horse game. Well, not like it stole many players from BA, it seems. As expected, Japanese horse racing has little to no appeal overseas.

>>713699229
no problem bro, I know you guys struggle, sometimes I even see you guys on page 2 :(

>>713698514
Mary needs to naked dogeza RIGHT NOW.

>>713699384
Thats a man so I'm advocating for seppuku instead

*ahem*
FUCK MARI

>>713660020 (OP)
Hey, I've seen a picture of her using the toilet...

Why is Moi so sexy?

>>713700053
Child

>>713698514
Does it mean the delay is because of a software issue?

>>713698139
It should be, but it's being skipped. Check patch notes.

>>713700248
They specifically mentioned the review process.

>>713700483
?

>>713700704
Those are the old patch notes.

>>713700737
These are the only patch notes.

>>713700792
>blind

>>713700494
Since the store page was already reviewed and accepted by Valve, it must be related to the "product build".
>Our review of your game or software build prior to release typically takes 3-5 business days to complete, but we ask that you plan for at least 7 business days to ensure that we are able to review and approve in time for release and to allow for time in case an issue should arise. We'll send you any feedback if necessary, or if none is necessary, we'll mark your product as "Ready for release".

>Here's a list of things we check for when reviewing your product:

>Your product will need to start up properly.
>This means that your product must successfully launch in all supported operating systems listed on the store page.
>All supported features listed on the store page will need to be implemented in the current build.
>If you intend to add a feature in the future, you'll need to remove the selected feature in the Basic Info tab until it is implemented and released.
>Your product must use Steam Wallet for any in-game transactions.
>This means that your product cannot link to other store pages that does not offer Steam Wallet.


>You can continue to make updates and changes to your build after review and approval, but you should be submitting a near-final build for review.

I got so angry with my pvps that I bought 5 more attempts, i only won once out of my 10 matches.

>>713700969
>Your product must use Steam Wallet for any in-game transactions.
>This means that your product cannot link to other store pages that does not offer Steam Wallet.

This is my bet.

>>713701787
This poor guy attacked me twice and ended up swapping out his UE50 miku but still couldn't win. I think i'll stop attacking him for a while, i've been doing it non-stop since the season started

>>713701993
example

>>713701993
I try to avoid any "rivalry" as much as possible, last season some guys were hyper focusing me. Fuck them.

>>713702110
You can just change your name to confuse them

>>713701993
Still boasting about your victories against casuals in gold, harukafag?
>>713702110
I find it fun. I keep track of each season's matches, so I remember my opponents. Only on attack though. If I happen to have a high winrate against someone, I will keep targeting them. Although, I must say, this season is fucking awful.

>>713702396
That happened in plat thoughbeit

They took this from us

Never 4get

>>713673908
Thank you Asuna
Thank you Karin
Thank you Neru
fuck you granny
Thank you Toki

>>713702059
Wait the Railgun girls are good for pvp?

>>713703070
Mikoto can one-shot hoshino at UE50 and snipe the backline at only 3 EX points, saten has respectable damage also at 3 EX points and misaki... we don’t talk about her

>>713700969
>>All supported features listed on the store page will need to be implemented in the current build.
Nexon is hastily adding advertised sex scenes!

>>713703070
Mikoto is Junko 2
Saten is okay because it's yellow bag tank season
TV remote grill is a miss for PvP though

>and misaki... we don’t talk about her
rude

Does nexon not release Pandemonium Society plush bc they know what will happen to ibuki?

Who's your favorite Brat Archive?

>>713703981
Always Muchuki

>>713704110
Slut lolis are always the best

>>713703981
Hikari!

>>713703589
Uggo

>>713703981
Iroha is hagbrat she deserves to be here.

>>713702696
>>713702759
hnnng WIDER

>>713660020 (OP)
the marketer for this game go crazy, shilled everywhere by everyone. In reality only the most braindead apes """"play"""" this shit

>>713703981
the yosh

>>713700483
which patch notes? Since the calculator event runs until July 8 and NY recruitment ends on July 1, we'll get the gamers next week
https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?board=3217&thread=2982566

A death stranding 2 thread died for this.

>>713702696
>>713702759

Never forget, Never forgive............

>>713703070
Of course they are

>>713710915
A bit of tape and it's as good as new.

>>713662682
3/3/2 Have no good purple units and I'm not even gonna try

This is much more accurate than the fucking "frequent nudity and sexual content". Why the fuck wasn't this enough?

is this the game where that character did the dance to sexyback that as a meme a while ago comes from

>>713698584
go back
>>>/mlp/