Chuds did this - /v/ (#713681667) [Archived: 719 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:11:52 AM No.713681667
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Are you happy with yourselves?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:13:12 AM No.713681738
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xbox did that themselves
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:16:09 AM No.713681880
George
George
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>>713681667 (OP)
Why is the fatass who ruined Duke Nukem posting about this?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:18:28 AM No.713681996
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>>713681667 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:18:38 AM No.713682005
>>713681667 (OP)
>be faggot devs and company
>make faggot games
>people don't buy them
>it's everyone elses fault
lol
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:19:03 AM No.713682017
>>713681667 (OP)
>Are you happy with yourselves?
Yes. The modern triple-A industry deserves to crash and burn, and all the tranny middle-MAN jobs (fucking managers of management teams) can go and die for all I care.

Can't code? Can't draw, model or animate? Then you are unnecessary for GAME DEVELOPMENT.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:19:49 AM No.713682042
>>713681667 (OP)
They should get rid of 343 in its entirety.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:20:38 AM No.713682082
bh
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how would you fix this shitshow of a gaming division? who would you fire or replace?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:26:24 AM No.713682363
>>713681667 (OP)
Yeah its chuds. Not the AI they said they were going to be using from now on.
Pajeet king has literally said recently half of their code will be AI writen till 2029. But keep giving them the perfect excuse to pretend they're doing it out of option.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:28:50 AM No.713682484
>>713682082
Hire competent people, fire incompetent people.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:39:15 AM No.713683008
>>713681880
His nepobaby friends are about to lose their jobs.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:42:02 AM No.713683141
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>>713682042
Knowing Microsoft that might happen and pic related may be moved over to codify it
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:46:25 AM No.713683360
>>713681667 (OP)
thanks nortubel
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:49:14 AM No.713683489
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Gee, I wonder which studios are getting closed down?

Anyone not Bethesda or CoD must be shitting themselves. They won't shutter Id but I'll bet a lot of them will get the axe for dark ages underperforming.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:53:48 AM No.713683696
>most mismanaged and bloated company is going fire people
if we're lucky they'll clean house or close 343i, get rid of ninja thoery, compulsion, put turn10 out of their misery, cancel fable, and get rid of obsidian after outer worlds 2. could probably get rid of double fine while they're at it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:58:40 AM No.713683935
The video game industry is so hilarious how companies just gobble each other up and go "Whoops, looks like we overextended ourselves" and just shut them all down. Like the morons wouldn't have lost so much money acquiring all these companies and forcing them to make shitty games if they had just left them alone. At most get them to do a publishing deal or something so if the game fails it's not such a financial burden, but nope, companies like Microsoft and EA think they need to own everything.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:59:39 AM No.713683992
>>713682082
I would stop putting games on PlayStation and PC. Literally that's it. If you want to play Doom, fallout, elder scrolls, Forza, halo, gears of war and call of duty (and Minecraft) then you buy an Xbox.

Bring back exclusivity.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:01:07 AM No.713684069
>>713683935
Are you 12? Read up on acquiring competition and market cap
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:01:35 AM No.713684092
>>713681667 (OP)
Time to fire more locals and offsource even more shit to indians!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:16:44 AM No.713684950
>>713683992
CoD is the only one there that could work as a system seller and Microsoft had to give all sorts of guarantees they wouldn't do that in order to be allowed to buy Activision. Ultimately it wouldn't be worth it for MS because the loss of sales from locking down games to one system is greater than the profits they stand to gain from console sales especially if they're still selling hardware at a loss. Third party are the real profit drivers on console so unless MS can make Xbox the choice of platform for kids to play Fortnite on they're destined to fail.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:28:09 AM No.713685558
>>713682082
>how would you fix this shitshow of a gaming division?
>All Divisions
Fire non-whites. Non-nationals acceptable on a case-by-case basis if they provide unique global value. None in management.
Fire unnatural hair colors, obeasts, and everyone who fails a physiognimy check.
Fire the entire marketing team and instead hire an in-house market data analyst who is prohibited from speaking to devs or project managers.
Physical fitness condition for employment.
>Game Studios
Break studios into dev teams of <20 and asset teams of <100.
Dev studios responsible for projects. Assets studios give most-favored rates in-house but are expected to survive as businesses and cannibalize each other starbucks style.
Eliminate metrics.
Dev teams get a $5M or $10M budget from Microsoft and no more per project. Production deadlines are 2.5 and 5 years respectively.
HR company shared in common among all studios, directed to facilitate transfers among teams to encourage Starbucks-style cannibalism.
All AAA projects and cutting edge nonsense cut. Teams will begin development for
>Console Division
Valve advances in the market by developing the industry in a pro-gamer direction. Nintendo dominates by using last-gen tech to make a last-gen console that everyone can afford. Xbox will now do both while keeping it's pro-USAF branding. Partner with the current administration's wild incentives to make US manufacturing. Advertise an American made console, made with last-gen tech thrown together at shitty new American factories. Essentially the plan is to re-release the current Xbox model at the same or lower price and carried by exclusives and Made in America branding. Abandon Chinese market due to Shark vs. Alligator problem.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:28:36 AM No.713685592
>>713681996
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:29:32 AM No.713685639
>>713681667 (OP)
People were really vocal about what they want from Xbox and they still didn't listen. See their last showcase. So the layoffs will continue..
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:30:15 AM No.713685673
>Bsky/X screenshot
>Literal who
>Shit thread
kys op
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:32:52 AM No.713685808
>>713682082
Fire the retarded directors and writers and keep the execs who think social media is their target audience out of the building.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:33:21 AM No.713685834
>>713685558
Lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:35:00 AM No.713685923
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>>713682363
Shut the fuck up about this nigga, AI is just the newest toy to distract retards and third world brownoids, i swear to God the faggots hyping this shit up either haven't actually used it for something more complicated than high school projects or are the kind of subhumans that would dance in the rain to make corn grow if they didn't have internet in their shitty favelas
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:37:13 AM No.713686030
>>713681667 (OP)
>Doesn't tard wrangle devs into making good games
>Puts literally all their games behind $1 paywalls
>Puts their games on other platforms
Gee i don't know why they're failing
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:37:30 AM No.713686046
>>713683992
They will. This "everything is an xbox" push is manufactured to fail, eventually giving way for all the Activision games to become exclusive. Plans within plans.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:40:05 AM No.713686175
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>>713681667 (OP)
Nobody is even accusing anyone else but Microsoft themselves over this.
They prob want to replace people with AI.
Don't make everything about yourself
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:40:27 AM No.713686189
not until they apologize about dei, nsa and halo, swear loyalty to the fรผhrer and let us tar and feather trannies in the new fable.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:41:46 AM No.713686241
>>713681667 (OP)
Gamepass did this.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:42:37 AM No.713686284
>>713681667 (OP)
Yes i am, fuck microshit.
Phil Spencer and that hot black girl should have been sacked years ago
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:43:15 AM No.713686318
>>713681667 (OP)
But I did nothing...?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:45:02 AM No.713686392
>>713681667 (OP)
>Make all their games available on PC
>Raise prices of games and console to ludicrous amounts
>"Oh no why isn't anyone buying our console!?"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:45:47 AM No.713686432
ack2
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>>713682082
Both Sony and Microsoft made completely retarded decisions 5 or so years ago that everyone knew were retarded, mainly mass studio acquisition for absurd prices.
I didn't quite expect for almost everything to go so badly (well bad for the companies atleast) but I don't think anyone expected gamers to suddenly grow a modicum of taste and start rejecting "the message"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:46:52 AM No.713686482
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>>713681667 (OP)
Microsoft thought they were the Disney of video games and well, they were right.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:17:46 AM No.713687934
>>713682082
there is no fixing it now
i saw this coming the moment Microsoft decided to mass buy developers instead of whipping their own devs in line
>the Coalition ruined Gears on a level that is almost comparable to Halo if the MP wasnt atleast good
>Rare has Sea of Thieves and Grounded but both of these released in a contentless broken state and required MS to pour in loads of cash to save it
>Ninja Theory was never a console seller, MS would have been better off if they bought Platinum or Capcom
>The Initiative being a major moneysink with Perfect dark, what should have been just a cool FPS game with a campaign is now a 1 billion dollar AAAA vaporware title
>Obsidian has suffered mass talent drain in the last 10 years, most of the talent that made Fallout NV isnt even there anymore
>only succesfull buyouts are still Bethesoft and Actiblizz but those where already a well oiled machine before being bought out
>the biggest moneysink of them all (343) refuses to die
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:22:32 AM No.713688153
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>>713681667 (OP)
my body is ready. commence the layoff wave.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:26:36 AM No.713688346
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>>713681738
>gender barriers in your code