>game has home base customization/settlement crafting mechanics

>>713695056 (OP)
what made evolve into moving sticks?

>>713695137
God

>tfw you've leveled up enough you can bully enemies effortlessly

>4 chanimals
Stay

>game has challenging physics puzzles

>>713695137
The environment of the animal's ancestors.

>>713695056 (OP)
AHAHAHAHAHA BOBR KURWA

>game is nba 2K

>>713695056 (OP)
Omg is that Justin Beaver?

slugcat if she real

>female character has a huge buff to charisma and charm

>>713695221
I love elephants. They’re so big and lumbering but then they’re so dexterous with their trunk.

>>713695056 (OP)
what does beaver meat taste like. is it chewy or soft?

>Game allows you to use alien technology

>>713695559

>>713695137
>evolve
kek

>party member reveals the true villain of the story

>>713695559
she has negative charisma
looks do not equal charisma
do you think hitler was popular because he was a cutie pie

>>713695501
what the fuck kind of cat is that

>>713695137
>evolve
For tens of thousands of years, dogs have been selectively bred to serve a multitude of purposes. Breeds come in all shapes and sizes and vary wildly in intelligence and temperament. Despite all that, dogs remain dogs. They can all breed with each other, and they can all breed with wolves. Why is that?
>b-but muh natural selection!
>t-two more millennia!

>>713695790
uggo cope lol

>>713695137
Aliens created by God

>>713695559
WHOM

>>713695137
Its literally autism

>Only party members with high IQ can spot the real villain.

>>713695934
bufalika

>game has soft body physics

>>713695381
More like nba toucan amirite?

>>713695865
looks like a stoat to me. would probably kill and eat a house cat if one was around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNbqvqf3-14

>>713695186
I’ve masturbated so many times to the idea of being a high-level chump going back to low-level areas and raping the beginner bandit bitch with fat tits. It’s like becoming Emperor in CK3 and realizing I can get any woman I want, so I groom a child until she’s old enough to get married.

>>713695559
It's funny. If she was just standing there normally I'd be trying to tonguepunch her fartbox. I'd let her degrade me in the best worst ways. If she just stood there, and gave me a blank, bored expression that says I'm not even worth a reaction. My God, the shit I'd let her do.

When a hot woman starts acting sexy I lose all interest.
No, actually, it starts to fucking aggravate me.
It makes me wanna fucking slap her and tell her to get some self respect.

>>713696108
she's being cute and playful, it's fun

>>713696154
I don't give a fuck man.

>>713695865
it's a sable

>>713695056 (OP)
Beavers are cool little critters

>>713695875
>For tens of thousands of years, dogs have been selectively bred to serve a multitude of purposes. Breeds come in all shapes and sizes and vary wildly in intelligence and temperament. Despite all that, dogs remain dogs.
No shit Sherlock. Evolution doesn't automatically mean creating an atire new clade or genus at the slightest mutation or adaptation. Human have been colonizing the entire fucking planet for millenia, have countless genetic difference between ethnic group and yet are still all interfertile, ya doofus. That doesn't mean evolution is not a thing.

You can literally witness evolution with your own fucking eyes in a matter a week with a bunch of agar plates, some basic ecoli cultures and various antibiotic or heavy metal concentration, seeing how a resistance is acquired and genetically transmitted to offspring.
Natural selection through the stochastic mutations is so easy to demonstrate that only absolute retards would believe that evolution through differential reproduction is not a thing.

>>713696452
>videos getting censored left and right
I hate the 21st century

>>713695137
they ate the wood and then the ones that moved the leftovers survived more often
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-020-70164-1

>female of hated race is somehow ultra-popular among gamers

>>713695056 (OP)
>tranimal thread reposted here
fuck off
go back to >>>/pol/

>>713696624

if an opportunity comes my way to fuck a big titted jewish goddess i s2g i'll cheat on my gf

>game has exotic mounts

>>713695501
The watcher.

>>713695056 (OP)
>game has unavoidable NTR

>>713696524
People don't want their kids posted online

>>713696624
This outrages me more than it arouses me because she’s being sexy and I have no ability to act on it. I’m so annoyed. What’s the point in titillation if I can’t touch her.

>>713696862
>female character causes gamer rage

>>713696856
noooooooooo

>game features 2 factions fighting for dominance
>they are both the same gameplay-wise

>>713696701
You lost HARD

>>713696481
hello r/science

>>713696913
WHO

>>713696913
I would betray my race in an instant if I had a Khazar wife with tits that nice.

>>713695865
south american slugcat

>>713697075
That's how you become a jew and then get blackmailed
Name one politician who hasn't married into jews

>>713695137
>what made evolve into moving sticks?
Very poorly planned out gameplay and broken DLC monsters. It's no surprised the game bacame a massive faggot.

>>713697075
sounds like something a jew would say

>>713695056 (OP)
beavers are the niggers of the animal world

>>713696992
>IndiaVersusPakistan.webm

>>713697075
based, don't listen to those cucks...they could never hug you like she could

>>713695559
please don't put women in animal threads. it makes me imagine her getting into a situation where she ends up fucking the animal

>>713696793
I wish I had friends.

>>713695618
Its technically fish according to the Catholics

>>713697256
>take control of the envirronment at their sole benefits, creating wonder unimaginable by every other creatures.
Beavers are the whites of the animal kingdom

>>713695559
>that schnoz
gas yourself whore

>teammates can throw the whole match by being retarded

>>713695186

>>713696524
It's illegal to post people online without their consent in Japan even if you're filming in a public place. Every country should have that law

>>713696859
people get filmed period. you're in a public space. how long before they start censoring building facades and storefronts too because "people don't want thieves to know what their home/store is like"
it never ends. it's retarded and stupid. you're out in public so it makes no sense to stop others from recording
besides we all know all this shit is filmed for views and adsense so it's extra hypocritical

>>713697735
Why is it always orange cats?

>>713697892
Spoken like an American.

>>713697892
>people get filmed period. you're in a public space. how long before they start censoring building facades and storefronts too because "people don't want thieves to know what their home/store is like"
>it never ends. it's retarded and stupid. you're out in public so it makes no sense to stop others from recording
>besides we all know all this shit is filmed for views and adsense so it's extra hypocritical

>enemies can soft lock you

>>713698010
I can tell you as the owner of a black and white cat that black and white cats can also be exceedingly retarded.

>>713697884
absolutely retarded law trying to blot out the sun with a finger. as retarded as skateboard bans.
making a law like that is retarded because criminals trading data in the underworld will obviously not follow it

>>713697186
I wouldn't even need to be blackmailed.
I'd just tell her to gain twenty pounds and sit on my face and I'll do whatever I can to nuke Iran.

>>713695056 (OP)
KURWA BOBER

>>713698137
t. nuisance streamer who harasses people for content or slackjawed monkey who pulls out an iphone (bought on a 36 month payment plan) to film anything that happens and post it on tik tok

>>713698086
finally, a real way to stop players drawing half their deck on the first turn

>>713695221
>>713695586
What do you think he was thinking when he stacked that broken tree?

>>713696481
>seriously arguing on /vpol/
holy waste of time

>>713695221
He looks so proud

>game is slop, but you enjoy it

>>713698903
i dont like whatever the fuck those things are

>>713696862
just don't open the video, retard

>>713698409
harassing people is already illegal. a no-filming law is redundant. all it does is make retarded boomers piss their pants in joy
have fun being fined for filming a vandal because you "didn't get their consent"
the funniest part is that it gives pervs caught red-handed a means to shut down the videos since they would never consent to it

>>713699061
It's not a no filming law you retard, you just can't post people's faces in online videos for no reason. You could still film a crime and send the evidence to the police. You can still film in public and post it as long as the faces are blurred. Are you thick?

>>713698086
I PLAYED POT OF GREED YOU GOD DAMN CAT NOW GET YOUR PAWS OUT OF MY FACE SO I CAN DRAW TWO CARDS

>>713699061
You can film whoever you want, you just can't publish it without permission of the filmed person.
If you have footage of some perv doing illegal things, you hand that to the police, not tiktok.

>game starts a musical number just as your parents walk in

>>713695963
Smart bird.

>>713698903
disgusting yet fascinating, I can't look away

>>713698903
gooey

>>713695787
why animals so antisemitic?

>>713699689
they can sense ontological evil

>>713699192
>>713699236
>you hand that to the police
and get fined for violating people's privacy. because what kind of creep records strangers?
btw cops have no right to be looking at footage of others without their permission and no court order

>>713695137
>evolved
kek

and no i don't believe in god

>>713696481
holy reddit

>>713697256

>>713701002
You are trans and retarded. Pranktuber ass goyim

>>713695221
Is he white?

>>713702151
Looks grey to me.

>>713695743
>>713695875
>>713701263
is this contrarianism or just retardation?

>>713701002
>oh shit I look fucking retarded now, better double down in an attempt to act like I was pretending to be retarded this whole time

>>713702447
/v/ is like that motherly saying "if all your friends jumped from a bridge, would you too??" except here everyone would argue how NOT jumping is ilogical normalfag behaviour

>>713702447
theres no definitive proof for evolution

>>713697892
I live in paris and don't give a flying shit if i'm being filmed by tourists

>game doesn't work
>take it gamestop
>game works, but he's really nice about how bad i am

>>713702953
There is not proof of your existence, I'm a schizo and all of fourchan is just me arguing with myself, solipsism ftw

>>713696084
for me it's this but the basic bandit bitch ends up stealing all of my levels

>>713696856
catbros don't look...

>>713696856
lmao that fag doesn't have a barbed penis anyway, he won't get her to ovulate

>>713695559
>female character turns head sideways

>>713698903
w-wait is that goo alive?

>when the upper brass says we can't delay the game for a fifth time

>>713695221
huh, so thats how Stonehenge was built...

>>713705017
It's a cocoon, grubs turn into sludge and somehow reconstitute into insects

>>713696481

>>713699196
kino post anon :)

>>713696481
I don't understand any of that God makes more sense to me so God is real

>>713695618
Usually pretty tender.
It's often fatty or greasy. Tastes kind of like gamy beef if its been eating a lot of aquatic veg. Tastes kind of bitter if it's been eating too many trees and shrubs.
The tail is good. Like eating the really fatty gristle from a rib roast.

>>713705258
>live as a solid being for awhile crawling on the ground
>go into a coma where you become a liquid
>turn back into a solid and fly around
Nature's fucked up, man. Imagine if humanity had to go through a cocoon phase to become an adult.

>>713695381
Less traveling than the average modern NBA game

>>713695056 (OP)
Spam/flooding, offtopic, extremely low quality.

>>713705991
have sex wanna be janny

>>713705761
bug life cycles are amazing in general
like dragonflies spend YEARS underwater as mini xenomorphs and turn into proper winged dragonflies only in the last weeks of their life

>>713705761
What you don't realize is that's one of the most successful gameplans in nature due to the fact that it both avoids self-predation (adults eating young) and self-competition (adults outcometing juveniles for resources)

>one mistake can take you all the way to the beginning of the game

>>713706624
Did he died?

>>713706757

>game has a jumping mechanic

>>713706624
>'Hey Boo-boo, I don't see any picanick baskets up he-'

>>713706624
silly old bear

>>713706757
Just bearly

>>713696084
Same except i think about kidnapping a little boy irl and grooming it to become a girl so i can marry it except im dressing him up in cute and skimpy outfits and fucking it the whole time

>game had a large gap in development

>>713706624
Look at him go

>>713695137
Because the ancient water-rats that added sticks to reinforce their burrows survived a lot better than the ones that didn't.

>>713705761
>live as a solid being
>humans are 70% water
Yeah yeah the cocoon is a creamy blob, but don't act like you're not a blob on a stick.

>>713695137
Unironically autism: their instinct to pile sticks is when they hear running water, not when they see water. Beavers build their dams as an instinct to stop the sound of water.

>>713702151
>African elephant
Sorry anon

>>713708309
Shut up stupid caterpillar

>>713707012
O-oh…

>>713707012
>bear loses his Vita
Bros...

>>713707449
>reddit moment

>Damage taken is increased while knocked down

>>713708963
Yeah I'm sure reddit is all about yogi bear.

>>713709029
source?

>>713695056 (OP)
>people saw that and immediately wanted to skin and wear its fur

>game has a secret ending

>>713698903
Why is the grub made of fondue

>>713697764
lel

>>713707012
He's livin the vida loca

>>713709389
is this real

>>713695501
Me climbing The Wall

>>713699689
>the one that starts it is a german shepherd
heh

>simps are trying to ruin another animal thread
Fucking faggots, now for the circle jerk pity party that comes next. You fags have multiple boards for this shit stop trying to ruin one of the few unspoiled threads on /v/, /v/animal threads.

>>713699689
>settler
That's an interesting choice of word.

>>713709389
>>713710237
AI slop

>>713695137
I did

>>713706624
I would get the fuck out of there if I saw that, the bear will be pissed and probably think you were responsible somehow

eww

>>713709389
>VTMB

>enemy has perfect counter to your move

>>713698086
>Cat by the Grave

>>713696452
Dumbass bruised it