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Anonymous No.713698649 >>713698881 >>713698896 >>713699164 >>713699292 >>713699867 >>713699952 >>713700580 >>713702109 >>713703315 >>713703559 >>713703584 >>713703929 >>713704162 >>713704953 >>713705205 >>713705798 >>713707154 >>713707841 >>713708870 >>713709037 >>713709359 >>713709867 >>713710934 >>713711631 >>713712746 >>713714085 >>713715431 >>713717241 >>713720417
Nintendo just made Mario Kart World EVEN shittier
As you know the game is open world and there are these wide, completely straight "intermission tracks before the actual tracks (which are also meh). Ofc most people just want to play normal tracks and the only way to play those online is to pick "random" instead of picking a course during the poll. Picking a course directly always has the boring intermissions while "random" for some reason doesn't and lets you play normal tracks

Until now. Now even random has intermission tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yY1Od-4sKQ
Anonymous No.713698724 >>713698837 >>713700415 >>713702914 >>713706463 >>713708761
can't just add two modes one for traditional mk and one for the world tour thingy? why does every game today have bad online
Anonymous No.713698837 >>713699368 >>713703441
>>713698724
>why does every game today have bad online
I hate how it became the norm that FPS games don't let you queue for a specific map
>Ovetwatch
>Halo Infinite
Like it's bad enough to have matchmakign instead of dedicated servers but at least give us a minimum of control
Anonymous No.713698881
>>713698649 (OP)
>YOU VILL PLAY INTERMISSIONS AND YOU VILL LIKE IT
People spent 90 bucks on this uh
Anonymous No.713698896
>>713698649 (OP)
I still can’t get a hold of one of these. I’m surrounded by middle class whites and their goddamn ability to buy stuff
Anonymous No.713699059 >>713705591
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Anonymous No.713699164
>>713698649 (OP)
Seems like a massive improvement to me. Stay mad lol
Anonymous No.713699292 >>713699724 >>713700321 >>713704121 >>713705317
>>713698649 (OP)
There are no "boring intermissions" in Mario Kart World you seething schizo. They are always batshit insanity.

You clearly haven't played the game.
Anonymous No.713699368 >>713699553
>>713698837
Overwatch actually just added map voting.
Anonymous No.713699410 >>713701757
Get over it faggot
Anonymous No.713699553 >>713699671
>>713699368
>only took 10 years, a sequel and losing 90% the player base
Anonymous No.713699671 >>713699782
>>713699553
Mario Kart has been around longer and didn't even have voice chat.
Anonymous No.713699724
>>713699292
>There are no "boring intermissions" in Mario Kart World you seething schizo
You are literally driving in a straight line. Kill yourself and stop shilling bad video games for free.
Anonymous No.713699782
>>713699671
no one needs voice chat with randoms in a kart racer, pedo
Anonymous No.713699867
>>713698649 (OP)
I hate anti soul fog
Anonymous No.713699952 >>713700279 >>713700429 >>713701704 >>713701708 >>713702423 >>713702595 >>713703641 >>713704242 >>713704412 >>713704465 >>713705398 >>713712668
>>713698649 (OP)
>boring intermissions

Kek seek help schizo
Anonymous No.713700279
>>713699952
Holy shit is that a slightly curvy road? Wow
Anonymous No.713700321
>>713699292
if they weren't shit most people wouldn't roll random
Anonymous No.713700335
This is a good thread. So much cope from tendies, it's unreal. Grow the fuck up
Anonymous No.713700415
>>713698724
Nintendo is not confident that the intermission queue would survive.

Knockout tour is well liked. People just like having traditional racing as an option. Nintendo is missing the point entirely
Anonymous No.713700429 >>713700714 >>713702710
>>713699952
>cherrypicks and starts video in a turn right after driving in a straight line for a minute
>thinks literal RNG item chaos is what makes Mario Kart good
>attacks people for trying to get his game IMPROVED
>pretends it's somehow bad to have the OPTION to disable intermissions
>even though the game had the option to do that and he was happy with it
>even though Nintendo will probably add the option in the future and then he will glaze it
Nintendo fans are fucking weird these days, full on fanatic
Anonymous No.713700519 >>713715810 >>713716036
Why isn't there a free roam race that starts you at some point on the map, tells you to get to another point on the map as fast as you can, and then just lets players pick their own routes to there

You could even invent some items specific to this mode to address the fact some scattering of players will occur
Anonymous No.713700580
>>713698649 (OP)
This company is pure comedy gold lmao
Anonymous No.713700607 >>713701304
its a game for little kids, they don't make their opinions heard online. the kids don't care either way, they just wanna go vroom vroom wahoo
Anonymous No.713700648
nothing will change for the better as long as journos get moneyhatted and throw 10/10s at this games
Anonymous No.713700714 >>713701064
>>713700429
It’s the marketing team who seed these ideas online, and then they let the retards do all the hard work of fighting tooth and nail. They’re the same fags who pushed the “BotW/TotK is the closest Zelda has ever been to Zelda 1 conceptually” narrative.
Anonymous No.713701064
>>713700714
>“BotW/TotK is the closest Zelda has ever been to Zelda 1 conceptually”
which isn't even true, ocarina is legit alttp in 3d. and no one gives a shit about zelda 1
Anonymous No.713701304 >>713701818
>>713700607
Well MK used to be family games everyone could enjoy. The SNES and GBA games are notoriously hard, NPCs still blatantly cheat in N64, DS and Wii have a lot of anti-casual mechanics and great course design. Then 8 happened which needed to be salvaged by 200cc and now World which seems almost unsalvageable
Anonymous No.713701704
>>713699952
OP BTFO
Anonymous No.713701708 >>713702072
>>713699952
(you) nothing about that webm looks interesting
Anonymous No.713701757
>>713699410
>Get over it
this is the new shill deflection strategy right? seeing this line more and more often
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713662458/#713677651
hope you get more than just a few cents
Anonymous No.713701818 >>713703538
>>713701304
Why's everyone acting like 7 don't exist?
Anonymous No.713702072 >>713704358
>>713701708
>nothing about that webm looks interesting

KEK
Anonymous No.713702109
>>713698649 (OP)
>no sarcastic "thanks nintendo"
nigga must be genuinely devastated.
Anonymous No.713702423 >>713703417 >>713703610 >>713706550
>>713699952
genuine question
have you ever played a racing game other than Mariokart?
Anonymous No.713702595 >>713705464
>>713699952
Getting predictably item raped is boring. And the only reason everyone's bunched up is because the course design is so easy that no one can really pull ahead based on skill. That's something all the worst MK courses have in common and definitely intermissions.
Anonymous No.713702710
>>713700429
damn this post cooked the tendi emarketer, he's still here acting like he ain’t see it
Anonymous No.713702778 >>713703504 >>713705812 >>713711543 >>713712445
come home white man. Dolphin and Wii console users can play together.
Anonymous No.713702824
Just give me MK Wii with cc175 Nintendo
Anonymous No.713702914 >>713703104
>>713698724
They did. This update is for the "traditional mk" mode. Knockout Tour is already separate.
Anonymous No.713703104
>>713702914
There is no mode where you can't get those cancer intro tracks except "competitive" which sucks (12 players on tracks designed for 24 and forced to play 12 rounds)
Anonymous No.713703315
>>713698649 (OP)
i don't even want to imagine how soulless they would make picrel look today or that yoshi map witht he big egg
Anonymous No.713703417 >>713703896
>>713702423
f-zero clones aren't kart races
Anonymous No.713703441
>>713698837
Nintendo doesn't even let you pick a mode for Splatoon.
Anonymous No.713703504 >>713703785 >>713719286
>>713702778
NOOOOOO YOU CANT MOD NINTENDO GAMES
@NINTENDOOFAMERICA
@FBI
@CIA
@KGB
@MOSSAD
SUE THIS MAN NOW
Anonymous No.713703538
>>713701818
I often forget it does. It's like the Super Circuit of the Mario Kart series.
Anonymous No.713703559
>>713698649 (OP)
Why did they make the tracks so straight in the first place? Its in the fucking definition of a kart racer that tracks are windy and curazy, that's the whole point of them.
Anonymous No.713703584 >>713703690
>>713698649 (OP)
I...actually LOVE this change? It just feels like an improvement idk
Anonymous No.713703610 >>713703971 >>713705536
>>713702423
And what game is this
Anonymous No.713703641
>>713699952
looks boring to me
Anonymous No.713703690 >>713703740
>>713703584
>i love the absence of level design
you have battle mode for pure item fuckery. oh yeah they are too lazy to make a proper battle mode now too
Anonymous No.713703740 >>713703764 >>713703935
>>713703690
You realize they still designed the map, right? They didn't just press a "generate map" button and call it a day.
Anonymous No.713703764
>>713703740
>They didn't just press a "generate map" button and call it a day.
not so sure about that
Anonymous No.713703785
>>713703504
Did anyone ever reupload this video? I remember the guy took it down after he was made fun of for it.
Anonymous No.713703896 >>713707130
>>713703417
>F-zero clone
the answer is no then
Anonymous No.713703929
>>713698649 (OP)
Looks like Nintendo just saved me 450 bucks lol
Anonymous No.713703935
>>713703740
>You realize they still designed the map, right?
All the brightest minds at Nintendo came together to design these
Anonymous No.713703971 >>713704102
>>713703610
Wipeout
Anonymous No.713703995 >>713704117 >>713704153
>there actually exists diehard fans for a party racing game who are upset about this
Anonymous No.713704102 >>713704395 >>713712520
>>713703971
They're still making new Wipeout games?
Anonymous No.713704117
>>713703995
it's the only thing we have on switch 2 rn desu and party game doesn't mean it shouldn't be good
Anonymous No.713704121
>>713699292
Then why does absolutely nobody ever pick them online?
Anonymous No.713704153
>>713703995
>huh… you’re a fan of this series… but you dont want it to become shit… hmm, curious!
Fucking moron
Anonymous No.713704162 >>713704237
>>713698649 (OP)
I'm 22 and think the old ones look like shit
Anonymous No.713704237
>>713704162
>im a zoomer and have a zoomer opinion
okay...
Anonymous No.713704242 >>713704446 >>713704586
>>713699952
So now people like baby park?
Anonymous No.713704249
I got to enjoy the game at its best pre-update. Late adopters BTFO
Anonymous No.713704358
>>713702072
looks boring
have you never played another racing game in your life?
Anonymous No.713704395 >>713715246
>>713704102
"yes" basically a remaster HD of the PS3 games
Anonymous No.713704396
it's very predictable that they will add cc200 and then tendies will pretend this fixes the game when it's the same badly designed tracks but with retarded looking speed
Anonymous No.713704412
>>713699952
>
Anonymous No.713704446
>>713704242
Baby Park was always one of the most popular tracks in the series. I'm actually annoyed they didn't bring it back, especially after making such a good remix.
Anonymous No.713704456 >>713704509 >>713704575 >>713704594
How is he taking the news?
Anonymous No.713704465
>>713699952
Funniest post on 4chan
Anonymous No.713704509 >>713704575
>>713704456
Hopefully he hangs himself or slits his own throat with a MKWII disc.
Anonymous No.713704575 >>713704740
>>713704456
>>713704509
>knowing mario kart ecelebs
tranny
Anonymous No.713704586 >>713704657
>>713704242
Baby park was cool because it was tiny enclosed. The frantic item hell and increasingly manic music each lap was what made it fun. MK World intermission tracks are like the polar opposite of baby park with wide, sprawling roads with constant straightaways.
Anonymous No.713704594
>>713704456
man fuck troy bring back sword
Anonymous No.713704657
>>713704586
This I have no idea why people always compare the straight landing strips with Baby Park which is costant drifting and clearly just a gimmick track
Anonymous No.713704740
>>713704575
Only trannies would care about MK patches to begin with, Alice.
Anonymous No.713704764 >>713705324
Reminder what they took from you
Anonymous No.713704953
>>713698649 (OP)
why did they make the dinosaur look retarded
Anonymous No.713705205
>>713698649 (OP)
So instead of accepting that people are picking random because they desperately want to have the option to do the standard three laps races, Nintendo doubles down on their retardation and shoves the boring intermissions down their throat even further. Holy fuck.
Anonymous No.713705317 >>713705608
>>713699292
What gets me laughing is how people are now calling getting mario karted "bagging"
This game is basically everyone keeping everyone else as low as possible.
Anonymous No.713705324
>>713704764
Why the random Ni no Kuni screenshot
Anonymous No.713705398
>>713699952
AIEEEE ARE THOSE TURNS!?!?
MY STRAIGHT LINE NARRATIVE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.713705464
>>713702595
and getting item raped happens more often and way easier on circuit tracks.
Anonymous No.713705536
>>713703610
BallisticNG. That webm was saved off here as the anon that posted it didn't make it.
Anonymous No.713705581 >>713705748
Honestly can’t tell if people defending intermissions are just baiting or not
Anonymous No.713705591
>>713699059
>man who is literally not even in the credits as a meaningless honorary "executive producer/supervisor"
Move on. Shitpost with the current generation of devs
Anonymous No.713705608
>>713705317
Bagging is a different concept. Getting Mario Karted is when a million items rain down on you and you fall to last place. Bagging is a strategy where you stay near last place on purpose to get better items so you can Mario Kart someone else with them take the lead at the end.
Anonymous No.713705678 >>713705797
>installs mods on my switch
SHITENDO'S GONNA FREAK
Anonymous No.713705748
>>713705581
Half bait half cultists who think Nintendo can do no wrong.
Anonymous No.713705797
>>713705678
>Bricks "your" console
Anonymous No.713705798
>>713698649 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT HOW YOURE SUPPOSED TO PLAY DA GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!1!!!!!!
Anonymous No.713705812 >>713706079 >>713706516
>>713702778
Mario Kart Wii has online through Dolphin? How does it work? Is there an ingame browser/lobby system or do I have to get some faggy ass discord?
Anonymous No.713705946
This is how the game was meant to be played, and I think it's awesome that Nintendo is having NONE of that community-driven bullshit of picking random to 'force' the traditional courses
Anonymous No.713706040 >>713706195
Bro I'm so tired of these boring ass changes they made
Anonymous No.713706079
>>713705812
I never tried it, but project 64's kaillera had a proper lobby system back in the mid 2000's, so dolphin most likely has one too. I refuse to believe that it doesn't
Anonymous No.713706195 >>713706361 >>713706724
>>713706040
then go back to 8 deluxe
Anonymous No.713706361 >>713706724
>>713706195
He can't do that anon, he has to justify his $500 purchase
Anonymous No.713706463 >>713711376
>>713698724
Same reason splatoon doesn’t have a seperate queue for each ranked mode: too many options splits up the playerbase too much, and you’ll be left with too long waiting times and/or not enough players
Anonymous No.713706516
>>713705812
nope just download mkwii iso, download and install retro rewind on dolphin, download and install a program called wheel wizard, set that up then load mkwii and select wfc and done. No faggy discord needed
Anonymous No.713706550
>>713702423
I like the stage design, but the gameplay looks honestly boring as fuck. Just a floaty Wipeout game.
Even Switch2 has an Wipeout clone and it has a flip color mechanic and a jump button to add something to the formula
Anonymous No.713706687 >>713707152
Why does it feel like the floor is infinite for dumbing down media? I thought MK Wii was as casual as it could get but now people don't even want to race laps any more. Standards get worse and worse every decade.
Anonymous No.713706724 >>713706796 >>713707140 >>713707152
>>713706361
>>713706195
This is my first Mario kart game
Anonymous No.713706796 >>713707152 >>713707328
>>713706724
Good thing the shitch 2 is backwards compatible. Ask for a refund and get mario kart 8 instead
Anonymous No.713706929 >>713707207 >>713717742 >>713717823
>average mkw track layout
Anonymous No.713707130
>>713703896
What game is this?
Anonymous No.713707140
>>713706724
my consolenses
Anonymous No.713707152 >>713707328
>>713706687
As long as games such as Cyberpunk, No Man's Sky, and Pokemon Scarlet and Violet keep getting positive reviews due to a patch that fix a single thing about the game while delivering none of the features they actually promised, games are just gonna keep getting worse and worse.
>>713706724
Do what >>713706796 says, but also download Dolphin and Mario Kart Wii. (And Double Dash while you're at it)
Anonymous No.713707154
>>713698649 (OP)
>People find a way to play the actual courses rather than intermissions
>Nintendo notices and "fixes" this
Kek
Anonymous No.713707207
>>713706929
Thoss gentle curves you don't even need to drift to drive on truly justify the price of admission
Anonymous No.713707236
>buy game
>it gets updated
>fun stolen
Tendie cultists will defend this
Anonymous No.713707328
>>713706796
>>713707152
Nah I don't care enough to pick up the game on the way out. I'll just wait for them to fix it.
>Bought a switch 2 when I never finished a single game on my oled switch
Kek
Anonymous No.713707343 >>713707417 >>713710726 >>713717928
compfags malding rn
Anonymous No.713707417
>>713707343
Yeah, this totally affects their sweaty tournaments after all
Anonymous No.713707835
The contempt that Nintendo has for their customers is honestly amazing. I see tendies as less than humans so whenever Nintendo reminds the rest of the world that they agree it’s a giddy sort of feeling.
Anonymous No.713707841 >>713707913 >>713710076
>>713698649 (OP)
I don’t think intermissions deserve all the hate they get. I think they’re a lot of fun. Mainly in knockout tour. What is baffling to me, is now there’s really not much options to play a 3 lap race. Nintendo has a habit of forcing you to play how they want you to play. The clearly didn’t want you playing much 3 lap races with this update.

Another thing I don’t get is why don’t they make the super Mario kart tracks that they added to the levels as a selectable track. When people say there’s only 30 tracks, that’s completely untrue. Even if you don’t count intermissions(which I would), there’s several super Mario kart tracks baked into the world that you can’t select to race on. Just make it like 8 laps and it would be fun. They could definitely find more sections to be selectable in battle mode too.
Anonymous No.713707913 >>713708162
>>713707841
>I think they’re a lot of fun.
ok retard
Anonymous No.713708071
Imagine paying $80 for the privilege of less content
Anonymous No.713708156 >>713708409 >>713710076
I hate how nobody these days posts any gameplay. Why don't you post webms how boring driving in a straight line is instead of showing screenshots of a racetrack.
Anonymous No.713708162 >>713708351
>>713707913
In knockout tour they definitely are. There’s a very clear consensus that knockout tour is great. That uses primarily intermissions. So you spergs need to get over it. It makes perfect sense because you’re traveling to one location to the next. I do find it bizarre how Grand Prix became driving from one course to another.
Anonymous No.713708351 >>713708395 >>713708548
>>713708162
>It makes perfect sense because you’re traveling to one location to the next
Can't wait to watch you drones defend gas refilling mechanics in mario kart 10 because muh it makes sense
Anonymous No.713708395 >>713708548
>>713708351
Remember, tendies are less than human and Nintendo themselves hates them.
Anonymous No.713708409
>>713708156
The intermission tracks have a fuck ton going on. Which is why it’s more convenient for them to show the track layout that says nothing about what’s happening on the actual track.
Anonymous No.713708548 >>713708775 >>713708832 >>713708845
>>713708351
>>713708395
You retards are so obsessed with your hatred of Nintendo. lol any logical argument to you is some insane fanboy mental gymnastics. Find something better to spend your time doing.
Anonymous No.713708575
I'm still emulating MK8D.
Anonymous No.713708697 >>713708902
>YOU WILL PLAY AS I WANT YOU TO AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

You had it coming.
You all made fun of the Smash community when it happened to them, not so fun when it happens to you, huh?
Anonymous No.713708761
>>713698724
Why do it like that when you can add it in 3 years when they have a content drought, as part of paying even more for Nintendo Online?
Anonymous No.713708775 >>713709002
>>713708548
You retards are so obsessed with your love of Nintendo. lol any logical argument to you is some insane fanboy mental gymnastics. Find something better to spend your time doing, why aren't you playing the game right now if it's so fun lol?
Anonymous No.713708832
>>713708548
Nintendo does this to themselves anon
Anonymous No.713708845 >>713709073
>>713708548
I can't believe there are actually 18-year-olds on here who talk about Nintendo like they're on Reddit.
Anonymous No.713708870
>>713698649 (OP)
why are tendies surprised? modern nintendo games are a fuck you to every longtime nintendo fan. they make their games worse on purpose
Anonymous No.713708902
>>713708697
go away meleeschizo
go back to the hole you crawled out of
Anonymous No.713709002 >>713709162
>>713708775
Yeah I’m speaking to an emotional toddler obsessed with hating Nintendo. It’s pathetic. No logic. Just female emotions. I played last night. I’m working right now. If you had a job and weren’t a poor third worlder, you wouldn’t be seething all day about Nintendo. It’s your whole identity.
Anonymous No.713709009
8snoy melty
Anonymous No.713709037 >>713709716 >>713721032
>>713698649 (OP)
Tick tock MKWBabs.....
Anonymous No.713709042 >>713709553
i STILL to this day believe game updates that fundamentally change how a game works should actually be illegaL.

yes literally illegaL.

fair enough for updates that fix broken functionalitY. for example if a music track doesn't play when it should because of a buG.

but if you pay $70 (now $80) for something and they change it after the fact it should be illegaL.

can you change how much money you gave them after the facT? or decide to take back your debit and pay by cash insteaD? or in a different currencY?

no it's completely fixed by law and so should be your producT.

anything else is palm rubbinG.
Anonymous No.713709051
So this is why the Famitsu thread is relatively light today, kek, he's so desperate trying to get a win on the "tendies".

Intermission tracks are fun btw.
Anonymous No.713709073
>>713708845
I’m in my 30’s. Keep seething faggot. You are obsessed.
Anonymous No.713709162
>>713709002
>wagietard
KEK
Keep flipping those burgers nigger, gotta make your $500 back after all
Imagine not early retiring in 2025
Anonymous No.713709359 >>713709616 >>713709631
>>713698649 (OP)
I support the idea of doing this to shove tryhards into private lobbies and for people to make private lobbies. /v/ is somehow the only place that does private lobbies and it makes it hard for me to play in private lobbies since I use my real name on my Switch and I have at least 3 other friends that would want to join.
Anonymous No.713709553
>>713709042
Why do you type like a fucking moron
Anonymous No.713709616
>>713709359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nkbyAh9Hj0
Anonymous No.713709631
>>713709359
The amount of mental gymnastics you had to pull off to defend this was actually astounding. Expected but it still blew me away.
Anonymous No.713709716
>>713709037
It's actually going to be better and mixes up the repetition of 3 laps in a more fun way
Anonymous No.713709867 >>713710221 >>713710441
>>713698649 (OP)
If you ignore World's content, why wouldn't you back to 8 instead?
Anonymous No.713710076 >>713710431
>>713707841
>The clearly didn’t want you playing much 3 lap races with this update
I don’t care what they want me to do, I wanna play how I want, which they gutted
>>713708156
When the first looks came about the game everyone called them straight lines cause that’s what they were. This criticism never went away when the game came out because turns out that’s exactly what they were. You don’t need gameplay to prove it, the claims are more than damming enough
Anonymous No.713710221
>>713709867
What do you think people are doing already? I can still find a full lobby on 8, meanwhile World only can fill slots up to maybe 15 max, and this was before the change
Anonymous No.713710431
>>713710076
If its clear who are you trying to convince.
I don't own a Switch2 and generally don't care about MK.
All these threads are boil down to is just Skub
Anonymous No.713710441
>>713709867
>you can't play a game unless you always play all of it.

people like traditional 3 lap tracks.
Anonymous No.713710726 >>713710821
>>713707343
this change benefits compfags since they can do big shortcuts on these intermissions because they are designed like shit, unlike proper tracks with balanced shortcuts
casuals are the ones who should hate intermissions the most
Anonymous No.713710821
>>713710726
What major shortcuts are there in straight lines, outside of getting lucky with golden mushroom?

I haven't played the game yet, but from what I've seen, all of the wall riding and rail grinding are on outside curves so it ends up being slower.
Anonymous No.713710934
>>713698649 (OP)
shit as it is, I saw this coming as soon as I found out random only picked actual 3 lap tracks
Anonymous No.713710996
>first patch breaks lobbies
>this one fixes them
>lobbies are full again
8snoys just can't help being dishonest was 11 years really not enough for you? You're becoming the new melee boomers
Anonymous No.713711036 >>713712431
You know it's bad when one of the Biggest Tendies also calls you out.

Someone make a thread with this OP
Anonymous No.713711376
>>713706463
Just change versus to tracks
And knockout tour remain the same
Anonymous No.713711543 >>713712076
>>713702778
how many players are there?
Anonymous No.713711571
The same people that made fun of you for complaining about the price of the game are now complaining about the update. Karma much?
Anonymous No.713711631
>>713698649 (OP)
Gamecube graphics really were the best

In fact the OG tracks were more colorful in their original game incarnations
Anonymous No.713712076 >>713712238
>>713711543
https://kevinvg207.github.io/rr-rooms/ it picks up later in the day
Anonymous No.713712238 >>713712780 >>713720149
>>713712076
maybe i will join, i do have a modded wii
have you thought about making a thread for this like on weekends? maybe on /vr/ or /vg/ idk
Anonymous No.713712431
>>713711036
They are all just copy pasting each other
Anonymous No.713712445 >>713712780
>>713702778
Barely anything changes
Anonymous No.713712520 >>713712642
>>713704102
That’s insane, Wipeout still gets games while F-Zero gets none unless you count 99
Anonymous No.713712565 >>713712974
>tendies are going back to 8
you can't make this shit up
Anonymous No.713712642
>>713712520
to be fair it's not the same without the dnb/breakcore/acid music, i still play older wipeouts just for that
Anonymous No.713712668
>>713699952
Knockout tour is fine because you actually need to fight for a good spot, in a normal race with the intermissions you can bag and make a huge comback near the end.
Anonymous No.713712746
>>713698649 (OP)
sumimasen...but players must engage the content, as the wise yamato developers intended...
Anonymous No.713712780 >>713712891
>>713712238
if /v/ users can follow simple instructions sure.
>>713712445
Mario kart wii made bikes op, but this mod made karts op as well and removed the thunder cloud.
Anonymous No.713712891 >>713713350
>>713712780
if you do i'm interested.
by the way how does this work? is there a server hosted by someone or is it some kind of p2p? because load might be harsh if you do a general here
Anonymous No.713712974
>>713712565
I've heard many of them say this game isn't as good as 8DX, and that game was complete shit lmao. Switch 2 consumers are deep in regret right now
Anonymous No.713712982 >>713714162
uhh intermissionsisters... the japanese playerbase isnt liking this new patch
Anonymous No.713713019 >>713713183 >>713721874
This is just me but doesn't MKW look and sound very shovelware or mobileshit compared to 8? I'm not saying it can't be cartoony but it's a specific cheap feeling brand of cartoony.
Anonymous No.713713183
>>713713019
to me it looks like they went for the over saturated graphics to compensate for the bad hardware. which isn't a bad thing mind you, i like the colors from what i've seen in videos. i still like wii/wiiU nintendo style more though even for the characters
Anonymous No.713713350 >>713713417
>>713712891
mkwii is p2p
Anonymous No.713713417
>>713713350
no shit wow i didn't expect that
Anonymous No.713713517
Hardcore tendies are already dropping it.
This game is over.
Anonymous No.713713741 >>713713956 >>713721980
whats the most fun Mario Kart to play?
Anonymous No.713713956 >>713714062 >>713714134
>>713713741
Modern: MK8D
Retro: MK Wii
Anonymous No.713714062
>>713713956
>MK Wii
>Retro
fuck you
Anonymous No.713714085
>>713698649 (OP)
Y'all trying too hard to dislike the game baka
Anonymous No.713714114
I can understand MK pro players dropping it, but random faggots who aren't even good don't need to be overreacting like this.
Anonymous No.713714134
>>713713956
Cool thx
Anonymous No.713714162
>>713712982
that's a good thing. nintendo actually listens to their japanese fans sometimes
Anonymous No.713714818 >>713715106
The bigger problem with intermissions than them being straight lines is that there's zero reason to ever try to race normally on them. You get far more reward staying in the back to bag to avoid all the chaos on the end. There's no way to change that unless they suddenly try to nerf bagging and or make the item spamming less punishing and chaotic for first.
Anonymous No.713715106
>>713714818
Every single track I play, baggers hold until last lap and then get first, every time
Anonymous No.713715189 >>713715649 >>713715984
God it’s so obvious which anons get their opinions from YouTubers.
Anonymous No.713715246
>>713704395
This game was a showpiece for the PS4 Pro.

I do agree the new soundtrack is shit and the PS3 original is better but remasters being super ass in the audio department is just what we expect these days.
Anonymous No.713715431 >>713715701
>>713698649 (OP)
imagine buying a switch 2 just for this piece of shit $80+ tip game lmao
Anonymous No.713715649
>>713715189
Maybe because they’re right?
Anonymous No.713715701
>>713715431
you forgot the annual $20 annual tribute to use your own wifi.
Anonymous No.713715810
>>713700519
That's a great idea anon, which is why Nintendo won't do it.
Anonymous No.713715984
>>713715189
ikr, zoomer tendies need to be told what to think by their favorite youtubers and Nintendo of course!
Anonymous No.713716036
>>713700519
This is what I thought was gonna happen. Would have maybe been the greatest MK ever. What's the point of this open-world map if it's just for solo-missions?
Anonymous No.713716298 >>713716573 >>713716724 >>713716820 >>713717232 >>713719404 >>713720158 >>713722187
Anyone who actually has the game knows the patch is fine.

The connecting tracks are an even greater test of skill because they are highly dynamic and YES there are fewer turns, but guess what?

That means you have to drive even more perfectly because you can't just drift boost or shortcut your way into first place after making a mistake.
Anonymous No.713716443
Nintendo should just refund every copy that chose random 100% of the time past the first week
Anonymous No.713716573 >>713716713
>>713716298
what the fuck is skill based about driving in a straight line
>shortcut your way into first place
this is literally the dominant strategy on intermission tracks, you stay in the back with items and then take massive shortcuts in the last 30 seconds to win. intermissions have massive shortcuts, far bigger than any regular course
Anonymous No.713716713 >>713717059 >>713717232
>>713716573
good players find a way to win regardless
Anonymous No.713716724
>>713716298
>Bags in the intermission to fish for shock and star
>shock your ass during the actual track and boost through everything with my second item.

Please do drive "perfectly" it makes my job easier
Anonymous No.713716820
>>713716298
what a whorish looking cat
Anonymous No.713717059 >>713717128
>>713716713
okay let's say someone uses a golden mushroom or a star to take a massive shortcut that puts them a solid 5-10 seconds ahead of you (happens every single intermission in a competent lobby)
what do you do?
you cannot simply outrace them, because in a straight line there are no "better lines" you could be taking
Anonymous No.713717128
>>713717059
you just have to play better and magically win bro
Anonymous No.713717157 >>713722343
This snoy anti-propaganda thread has been claimed by Nintendo.
Anonymous No.713717232
Rope status?
>>713716298
This is just cope.
>>713716713
This is giga cope, there is no 'good players' in straight line kart. It's just hold back and bag the gold mushrooms to win the last 10 seconds.
Anonymous No.713717241
>>713698649 (OP)
>nintendo releases a single new game for their 450 dollar console
>limited as fuck online and lobby option to begin with
>fix none of the issues with the game or expand options
>put in an update that limits your choices
bravo nintendo, you've done it yet again
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Anonymous No.713717742
>>713706929
that’ll be $80 + tip + $20 a year
Anonymous No.713717823
>>713706929
this is shit lol
Anonymous No.713717928
>>713707343
This change has nothing to do with compfags. Nobody likes this change.
Anonymous No.713719286
>>713703504
Byuu's dead and there's nothing you can do about it.
Anonymous No.713719404
>>713716298
lmao, what will your cope be when nintendo reverses their retarded decision?
Anonymous No.713719513 >>713720192
uhhhhh intermissiontranies... the japanese are laughing at us
Anonymous No.713720149 >>713721342
>>713712238
Ill make the threads this week and hope the average /v/ user can follow and set it up, Should be easy. Hope it can become a permanent thing.
Anonymous No.713720158
>>713716298
Intermission tracks are literally hitting brake to get bullet bill and gold/mega mushroom and holding them until the last 1/8th and busting your nut. I own and play the game. You’re retarded or terrible.
Anonymous No.713720192 >>713720384
>>713719513
>people who enjoy the most casual of classic Nintendo games are now considered "hardcore" players
gen z is the most limp-wristed, pussified generation of all time
Anonymous No.713720384
>>713720192
>zoomers
>in japan
get real
Anonymous No.713720417
>>713698649 (OP)
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Anonymous No.713721032
>>713709037
Kek look at them and laugh!
Anonymous No.713721342 >>713721654
>>713720149
maybe post these links too since most people would probably like to know how to set up:
retrorewind download (works both on dolphin AND wii):
https://wiki.tockdom.com/wiki/Retro_Rewind
general guide for wii modding (only if you are a wii user):
https://wii.hacks.guide/get-started
Anonymous No.713721654 >>713721829
>>713721342
You think youtube videos with links are better or nah?
Anonymous No.713721829
>>713721654
i mean the retrorewind page already has a useful yt video, so unless you want to explain something else i don't think it's useful.
we'll see though if it gets traction and people are confused about things you can change the general next time, worth a try
Anonymous No.713721874
>>713713019
It’s so crazy because Nintendo had a decade plus to decide what they wanted Mario Kart World to be and to see the game turn out the way it is is just underwhelming

However it really did give my wife Daisy a lot of love so I guess that’s my only positive about it

Pic entirely unrelated
Anonymous No.713721980
>>713713741
F-Zero
Anonymous No.713722095
tendies scammed non stop
Anonymous No.713722187
>>713716298
There’s always that one guy in these threads that posts this cute and funny cat
Anonymous No.713722343
>>713717157
That ain’t Daisy

THAT AIN’T FALCO