>>713731142Sometimes it gets real hard
No one around here appreciates the card
Mayhaps thou shalt stop
Take a little-e dip into mine hip shop
The duke of puzzles, that's me
Servingeth the king obediently
Mine hobbies includeth long walks in the dungeon
And calligraphyest, too, for fungeon
Shut up! Of course that rhymed!
I should lockest thou up for the crime
But I probably won't, let's be honest here,
'Tis not exactly a cushy career
I'm the newest addition, the Kaard's a replacement,
The dukes beforeth me are now in yon basement
Ooh, look at you, on pinseth and needles
Have I your attention, little water beetle?
I love the lords and ladybugs
Arms spread wide leaning down for hugs
For all who appreciate the sesquipedalian
Who runneth rings arounde lightner aliens
Shut up! I'm still good at rhyming!
For I am a master of dramatic timing!
In glory and wit there is no equal!
(I hope I get more lines in the sequel)
Thou're victory is just a fluke
Everyone knows to bet on duke
I'm nationwidesteth, I'm bad
I'm at leasteth a number two dad
Get thee gone, I'm going on the scene
The epitome of thine hopes and dreams
Stilleth the duke of rhyming!
My record's not marred!
Lyrical victory with only thirty-two bars!