Thread 713708447 - /v/ [Archived: 735 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:34:00 PM No.713708447
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md5: a125bb2582015c1b1efe753670154e7c๐Ÿ”
>I only lost the match because you're a diddy ahh gooner with no life who has 5000 hours in this game. Dang unc you crazy fr go outside and touch some grass.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:35:23 PM No.713708540
>>713708447 (OP)
>type *farts*
Replies: >>713708806 >>713708875 >>713709876 >>713711030 >>713713000
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:35:30 PM No.713708547
>>713708447 (OP)
>diddy ahh gooner
is not allowed to say "ass" anymore?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:36:10 PM No.713708606
ts a diddy blud ahh thread
Replies: >>713708635
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:36:32 PM No.713708635
>>713708606
sybau
Replies: >>713709340
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:02 PM No.713708662
Ask them if you can fly them out, they instantly turn gay. Works every time.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:11 PM No.713708671
What the fuck's a diddy? Speak English, nigger.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:37:32 PM No.713708695
>>713708671
>he doesnt know
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:05 PM No.713708738
>>713708447 (OP)
6 7
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:10 PM No.713708746
>>713708447 (OP)
I'm not sure how I would reply, to be honest. Thank you for your contribution to the board.

Kind regards,
Anon
Replies: >>713708797
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:18 PM No.713708759
>>713708671
Dang unc you crazy fr go outside and touch some grass.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:21 PM No.713708763
>>713708447 (OP)
Your generation will amount to nothing.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:44 PM No.713708797
>>713708746
bro really thought he was cooking with this post
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:38:52 PM No.713708806
>>713708540
/thread
Replies: >>713708875
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:15 PM No.713708836
fgsfds
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:17 PM No.713708840
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>>713708447 (OP)
Sorry we don't zoomspeak here
Replies: >>713708942 >>713709237 >>713710630
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:20 PM No.713708843
Thats how it works, those who put in more time and effort to improve tend to be better
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:38 PM No.713708862
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md5: bb6cf8e89ac9264d09a4f4d706272dfc๐Ÿ”
>>713708447 (OP)
TRVTH NVKE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:48 PM No.713708875
>>713708540
>>713708806
ts aint so tuff
Replies: >>713708951
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:39:54 PM No.713708884
>>713708447 (OP)
Ignoring the bait, if he's so assblasted he has to expound a full paragraph as to why he lost, what does it matter? Dude is incensed and trying to play it off and is projecting his insecurity; you've already won. Do nothing.
Replies: >>713708927 >>713709145
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:35 PM No.713708927
>>713708884
*farts*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:48 PM No.713708942
>>713708840
Zoomer board
Get lost unc
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:51 PM No.713708945
>>713708447 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Kek you didnt win'ted troon cope seeth you will never be a woman DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:40:59 PM No.713708951
>>713708875
*farts*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:11 PM No.713708962
>>713708447 (OP)
>*goes bald before 25*
Replies: >>713709025 >>713709370
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:28 PM No.713708990
why do every zoomers talk like a nigger now?
like every single of them
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:29 PM No.713708992
zoom
zoom
md5: 5c3c19def71aa46943e33f55aa2651f5๐Ÿ”
>fr fr? deadass? no cap? bro yall just some sussy chungus bro fr fr boutta crash out type beat on god bro thinks he's blud yappin tiktok type beat bro
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:43 PM No.713709006
>>713708547
Nope can't say no bad words or streamer will have his video demonetized
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:52 PM No.713709013
>>713708447 (OP)
u mad??? trololo epic fail!
Replies: >>713709183
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:59 PM No.713709021
>>713708447 (OP)
Aww, does the algorithm not let you say ass, little boy?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:41:59 PM No.713709023
Have you ever played blox fruits with your life on the line? with a bunch of mangoes in your mouth? well this is called dark mango psychology, and in dark mango psychology, you realize, the mangos arent just regular mangos, they are dark. and when you eat a dark mango, you realize that the serotonins inside of the mangos go all the way to your brain and then when it enters your brain and it enters your membrane it activates something inside of you. you start to look at people like seeds, seeds waiting to get sprouted, seeds waiting to enter your tummy. and when that happens you realize that youre somewhere deep, somewhere very deep, somewhere you dont wanna be. you wanna guess where that is? heh... BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:42:00 PM No.713709025
>>713708962
projection ahh post fr
Replies: >>713709154
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:03 PM No.713709105
>>713709023
@grok summarize this post in 5 words or less
Replies: >>713709226 >>713710194
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:30 PM No.713709139
>>713708547
i say booty, butt, or poop dispenser
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:36 PM No.713709145
>>713708884
The only ex getting pounded here is yours by 40 niggers while you watch and cry
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:41 PM No.713709153
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md5: 7ce91cce74a3ff083a1eea9e1bd19469๐Ÿ”
Could you eat all of this in 90 minutes, /int/?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:43 PM No.713709154
>>713709025
Watch out for your cortisol levels young 'un
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:43:50 PM No.713709161
>respond without sounding mad
>uncs start having a meltdown
AYO
NAH
NAH HOLUP
AINOWAY
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:44:05 PM No.713709183
>>713709013
that stuff was one billion times better than your forced tiktok wigger twitch chat sewage you gay faggots
Replies: >>713709817
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:44:24 PM No.713709209
>>713708547
zoomies are brainwashed into self censoring
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:44:36 PM No.713709226
>>713709105
Zoomer is really butt mad.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:44:47 PM No.713709237
>>713708840
sybau ts pmo frfr ong negative rizz type of shi
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:44:55 PM No.713709248
>>713708447 (OP)
All I'm hearing is "skill issue"

gg ez
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:45:10 PM No.713709269
>>713708447 (OP)
>you know you liked it homie
You out gay them, it's the only language they understand.
Similarly, I found it hilarious that apparently this broccoli hair shit is absolutely destroying their hairlines apparently. Guess it's like how perms triplefuck nigger hair up more than it already is anyway. So you can ask them about their type II hairline if you feel up to bantz.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:45:11 PM No.713709272
I don't even see many kids with the perm side shave anymore. Lots of old heads are going for that style, and the mullet-stache combo went out of fashion, so now zoomers are just reverting to generic haircuts.
Replies: >>713709361
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:45:43 PM No.713709306
millennials
millennials
md5: 7aaaecec956e8a9e18e442876793fdde๐Ÿ”
aw hell naw why uncs raging itt :skull:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:06 PM No.713709339
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md5: 4787aabd62bb7e0e9f77377ac94e8623๐Ÿ”
Zoomers mog millennials
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:07 PM No.713709340
>>713708635
dpmo
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:07 PM No.713709341
250px-Diddykongdkc
250px-Diddykongdkc
md5: cb0972de6ee4f5d55b24e9582440378e๐Ÿ”
>>713708447 (OP)
Wait im Diddy? Sounds rad.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:12 PM No.713709348
>>713709153
Im fucking starving right now and this digusting crust is the golden dream of my life right now.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:30 PM No.713709361
>>713709272
i agree, they might have gotten bullied out of it over the years
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:46:36 PM No.713709370
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md5: b63373f97cff9bdb1e1c0ef7b3ab50a3๐Ÿ”
>>713708962
>troons out
millennials do be like that frfr
we own your bussy and this board unc
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:47:27 PM No.713709436
>>713709339
ZOOMGODS
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:47:29 PM No.713709441
>>713708671
:skullface:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:48:14 PM No.713709495
>>713709370
For context I'm not even a millenicuck lol but it's funny that the balding joke bothers you so much
Replies: >>713709557
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:48:48 PM No.713709530
ayo diddy aaa gooner unalive urself unc no cap finna gonna groom dat rizz outta yo booseh
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:48:59 PM No.713709541
>>713708447 (OP)
>Sorry, I don't speak cocksucker.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:49:12 PM No.713709557
>>713709495
king of yappaton fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:49:29 PM No.713709569
>>713709370
>that pic
millennikeks? i thought zoomies were the gay ones?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:49:46 PM No.713709594
>zoomers are off school for a few weeks where I live
>they keep fucking with me at my shitty retail job, making it even more miserable
GO AWAY, STAY INSIDE AND PLAY FORTNITE

It's the same fucking routine, they come in, act overly polite and formal ("Excuse me, sir..."), then ask or do some stupid shit and have a big laugh at our expense.
They're not even recording or anything they just show up to annoy staff. I fucking hate kids, I've become a miserable boomer and I'm only in my 30s.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:10 PM No.713709626
>>713709594
sybau
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:33 PM No.713709647
>>713709594
chat is this real
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:50:35 PM No.713709649
>>713708447 (OP)
>*unintelligible monkey noises*
They actually "talk" like this, too.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:51:11 PM No.713709689
like this
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:51:11 PM No.713709690
>>713709594
Just put the fries in the bag lil bro
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:51:41 PM No.713709713
>>713708447 (OP)
Sonny, life is not easy for those who choose Sega as a kid.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:52:14 PM No.713709754
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-TIV_jhzk
unc's situation is crazy :skull: :skull:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:52:45 PM No.713709785
>>713708447 (OP)
prove him wrong
you cant
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:52:58 PM No.713709797
>>713708447 (OP)
>git gud lol
>zoomer proceeds to piss and shit his diaper
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:53:12 PM No.713709817
>>713709183
You sir, just one the internet! +1 Internetz to you.
And remember, the narwhal bacons at midnight! ROW WOE FITE DA POWA!!!
Replies: >>713709920
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:53:14 PM No.713709821
>>713709594
>Having a job that allows children in the area
Grim.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:53:50 PM No.713709870
>>713708447 (OP)
"Sorry, english only"
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:53:51 PM No.713709871
>>713709594
you got yourself into this situation, fren
teens are like niggers, you do your best in life to avoid dealing with them
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:54:00 PM No.713709876
>>713708540
based unc
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:54:28 PM No.713709920
>>713709817
WINRAR
THIS WINS THE INTERNET +1
LMAO ROFLCOPTER
HHAHAHA EPIC FAIL LOLOLOLOL
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:54:41 PM No.713709927
how bad will things get when gen alphas get onto the internet and start working
Replies: >>713710049 >>713710054 >>713710131
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:54:46 PM No.713709935
>>713708447 (OP)
mad cuz bad
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:55:01 PM No.713709961
>>713708547
millenials censored gaming and will ban anyone who disrespects their jewish overlords
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:55:51 PM No.713710020
>>713709153
that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person i'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but i could easily.
Replies: >>713710403
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:55:52 PM No.713710024
Fuck takeshi gon do?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wOjNgQRu1BA
Replies: >>713710129 >>713710151 >>713714314
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:56:11 PM No.713710049
>>713709927
>when gen alphas get onto the internet
oh nigga...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:56:16 PM No.713710054
>>713709927
>when gen alphas get onto the internet
>when
blud doesn't know
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:56:20 PM No.713710058
98 zoomie here
i've literally never ever heard anyone speak like this irl
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:20 PM No.713710129
>>713710024
sheeesh
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:22 PM No.713710131
>>713709927
these ''zoomer'' slangs ARE actually alphas, milllenitroons just don't want to let go of zoomer hate jewish propaganda.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:34 PM No.713710151
>>713710024
based af
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:57:56 PM No.713710181
Are they afraid of aging so much they resorts to using nigger ass words like unc to make themselves feel better
Replies: >>713710269 >>713710325
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:58:03 PM No.713710194
>>713709105
that would be "fewer" actually
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:58:25 PM No.713710227
>>713709153
I can't eat at all and I'm going to die soon from malnourishment so no
Replies: >>713710675
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:58:49 PM No.713710259
>>713708447 (OP)
y u mad tho
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:58:58 PM No.713710269
>>713710181
unc malding
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:59:32 PM No.713710305
>millenidroids are so scared of aging and dying off they need to lash out at imaginary scenarios now
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:59:43 PM No.713710320
the worst part of dating teenaged girls is a lot of them talk like this, at least for a month or two until they start mimicking you
Replies: >>713710401
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 4:59:45 PM No.713710325
>>713710181
Go to the bathroom unc you're shitting yourself
Replies: >>713714349
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:00:03 PM No.713710346
>>713709594
bro is gettin aura farmed at his j*b
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:00:46 PM No.713710401
>>713710320
>the worst part of dating teenaged girls
Aw hell nah who let diddy in here
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:00:49 PM No.713710403
>>713710020
Ya see, people dog piled him for this cos he's a fat fuck and said it was an average sized portion but the second part is so fucking true. I can absolutely gorg myself on mcdonalds and I'll be full as fuck for like 40 minutes then after that I'm absolutely starving. No other fast food is like that for me.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:00:54 PM No.713710410
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172243234234
md5: ba1199e2e2574ef5cc399032c2fcf5b7๐Ÿ”
millsissies been very quiet since this dropped fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:02:10 PM No.713710501
>>713708447 (OP)
Say nothing. Just kill him silently.
Replies: >>713710538 >>713710539 >>713710603 >>713710616 >>713710658 >>713710852 >>713714010
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:02:40 PM No.713710538
>>713710501
you won't do shit unc
Replies: >>713711030
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:02:43 PM No.713710539
>>713710501
ts aint tuff bro sybau
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:03:29 PM No.713710603
>>713710501
bro think he the main character
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:03:44 PM No.713710616
>>713710501
Stoic fragging is a viable option
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:03:57 PM No.713710630
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>>713708840
>zoomer speak is just light ebonics

America is a black country now. Niggers have fully dominated your culture.
Replies: >>713710826
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:04:19 PM No.713710658
>>713710501
Bro thinks he's in an edit
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:04:23 PM No.713710665
1662049242719
1662049242719
md5: 3b3c6c90a7470eff42878d0f0568885a๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:04:33 PM No.713710675
>>713710227
what's wrong?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:06:04 PM No.713710772
What slurs do zoomers use? Last Christmas I dropped a nigger-bomb at the dinner table and everyone else laughed except my zoomer cousin who looked like I had just snapped a puppy's neck in front of her.
Replies: >>713710804 >>713710860 >>713710864 >>713710928
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:06:39 PM No.713710804
>>713710772
>her
you just know
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:03 PM No.713710826
17234232344
17234232344
md5: d9c246bdf5c16ab8f2b4c1556b8e75e4๐Ÿ”
>>713710630
unc is clueless
just waiting for old farts to die off fr so we can rebuild ts ong
Replies: >>713710884 >>713711030 >>713711085 >>713711191
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:34 PM No.713710852
>>713710501
>xhe thinks millenials have enough muscle mass to hurt average zoomchad
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:42 PM No.713710860
>>713710772
depends wildly on gender and upbringing. zoomer women tend to be allergic even to very recently acceptable ones like 'retard', explaining the reaction you experienced
Replies: >>713711021
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:45 PM No.713710864
>>713710772
"unc" is a slur that makes millennials seethe
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:07:59 PM No.713710884
>>713710826
dang absolute cinema fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:08:35 PM No.713710928
>>713710772
>things that never happened
zoomers are the most racist and anti-jewish gen so far, at least in my country in central yurop.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:10:07 PM No.713711021
>>713710860
>retard is an unacceptable slur
That's retarded. And gay.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:10:09 PM No.713711024
>>713708447 (OP)
You lost the match because you suck. I lost the match because I'm 34 and the coworker I fell in love with broke my heart leading me to go insane and made me realize that all the memes about being 30 are true and that there's no hope for me ever having a family.

We are NOT the same.
Replies: >>713711156
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:10:23 PM No.713711030
>>713708540
>>713709339
>>713710826
>>713710538
frfr ong bussin no cap
Replies: >>713711118
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:10:31 PM No.713711041
finna sus ngl mewing cap ong cooked deadass
Replies: >>713711060 >>713711118
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:10:54 PM No.713711060
>>713711041
newgen ahh post
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:11:06 PM No.713711075
Stop speaking like zoomers I bet most of you are like 28-35 year olds.
Replies: >>713711101
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:11:14 PM No.713711085
>>713710826
grim cinema
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:11:28 PM No.713711101
>>713711075
chat is this real?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:11:47 PM No.713711118
>>713711030
>>713711041
as a zoomer i have no idea what these words even mean
Replies: >>713711185
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:00 PM No.713711128
>>713708671
Diddy is a rapper that was convicted of multiple sex crimes and exposed for having obscenely degenerate sex parties.
Replies: >>713712918
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:19 PM No.713711156
1730636376456766
1730636376456766
md5: 3c85bffed79f09c42bf37f7834267ed5๐Ÿ”
>>713711024
>I'm 34 and the coworker I fell in love with broke my heart leading me to go insane and made me realize that all the memes about being 30 are true and that there's no hope for me ever having a family.
Replies: >>713711219 >>713712635
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:45 PM No.713711185
>>713711118
lil bro couldnt afford internet until 2025
Replies: >>713711253
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:49 PM No.713711191
>>713710826
>all the anti-zoomer threads are made by literal shitskins
well.. i am not surprised at all
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:12:56 PM No.713711195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:13:14 PM No.713711219
>>713711156
All the memes are true though. Just like they are all true for zoomers. You think things were getting better for men? lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:13:47 PM No.713711250
>>713708447 (OP)
Sybau imma hit up the pizza ranch, cya Gurt.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:13:50 PM No.713711253
>>713711185
2011 actually
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:16:02 PM No.713711402
1553951378767361
1553951378767361
md5: 2ef4cebc86e5986c179d62374c8a00f4๐Ÿ”
>>713709153
I could eat that leisurely within 20 minutes and I'm 6'2 176 pounds.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:16:49 PM No.713711459
>>713708547
They're trying to sound like black people who are so lazy they shorten a 1 syllable word.
Replies: >>713712081
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:17:21 PM No.713711487
>>713708447 (OP)
Nigger
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:17:30 PM No.713711503
>>713708447 (OP)
he's right though?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:17:50 PM No.713711531
file
file
md5: f675b3333c7432d6e157d5dfcfa46c88๐Ÿ”
>I could eat that leisurely within 20 minutes and I'm 6'2 176 pounds.
>Nope can't say no bad words or streamer will have his video demonetized
>zoomies are brainwashed into self censoring
Replies: >>713711586 >>713711709
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:18:34 PM No.713711586
>>713711531
AYOOOOOOOOOO
@GROK IS THIS REAL
Replies: >>713711674
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:19:42 PM No.713711664
>>713708447 (OP)
What?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:19:52 PM No.713711674
>>713711586
>he thinks zoomers use Xitter or AI
rookie mistake
Replies: >>713711712 >>713711834
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:20:20 PM No.713711709
>>713711531
brutal mog
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:20:25 PM No.713711712
>>713711674
yeah only millennials use that slop
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:20:32 PM No.713711715
Ayooo how my rizzlers doin fr?
lil milli unc in the house fr
no stanning boutta finna hit dem 40s like the gyatts scrolling down tiktoks
ayop fr my cuh i aint aaah
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:20:50 PM No.713711746
>>713708447 (OP)
What does ahh mean?
Replies: >>713711785
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:04 PM No.713711771
wake up in the morning feelin like P Diddy
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:25 PM No.713711785
>>713711746
its the A word if you know what i mean
Replies: >>713711919
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:30 PM No.713711790
>>713708447 (OP)
those are some dicksucking ass lips
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:30 PM No.713711791
>>713708447 (OP)
your future is ash and i'm the blame
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:21:32 PM No.713711792
>>713708547
Zoomers grew up glued to youtube and tiktok videos that have very strict restrictions on what can be said. It's why they unironically use terms like "unalive" and constantly self-censor.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:22:09 PM No.713711834
>>713711674
They do. There's literally constant stories about zoomers using ChatGPT for their homework.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:22:47 PM No.713711869
1747062268021815
1747062268021815
md5: 0e6555beedc0f40598b9a890153ef0a2๐Ÿ”
>1 thread that diss the sharty
>/v/ suddenly full of artificial beaner threads
Holy fuck, What happened to this site?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:22:48 PM No.713711873
>>713708447 (OP)
only zoomer iโ€™ve seen pull off that stupid haircut, iโ€™d let him blow me
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:14 PM No.713711897
>>713709153
I am getting a heart attack just from looking at this picture
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:34 PM No.713711918
>>713708447 (OP)
>post anything about zoomers
>more than 100 replies guaranteed
what is wrong with this board holy shit
Replies: >>713711953 >>713711973 >>713712005 >>713712052 >>713712164
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:23:34 PM No.713711919
>>713711785
Adolf?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:24:07 PM No.713711953
>>713711918
Zoomer board
Replies: >>713712016
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:24:29 PM No.713711973
1537573357
1537573357
md5: 9e8275e0dd061d9da3544c400ce3b685๐Ÿ”
>>713711918
ZQQMCHVD website. millennials go this way >>>/r/eddit
Replies: >>713712016
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:24:34 PM No.713711979
file
file
md5: b80c66ec9608236d68a5acd88d2ff157๐Ÿ”
>be me, 98 zoomie
>grew up playing CS 1.6
>all of us in-game calling eachother faggots, retards, niggers, pussies, cunts
>try out any other modern MP
>try to say these words
>get banned by millenial admin/system
uhhh.. well at least TF2 allows me to spam slurs freely.
Replies: >>713712162 >>713712826
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:24:54 PM No.713712005
1738787955455
1738787955455
md5: ae8615a1d38ffcf71daca7bdc72d1ae5๐Ÿ”
>>713711918
Shartyfags
Replies: >>713712180
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:25:11 PM No.713712016
>>713711953
>>713711973
pretty sure millenials are the ones who bump these threads
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:25:35 PM No.713712052
>>713711918
millenials running psy-ops 24/7 for their jewish overlords
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:26:03 PM No.713712081
>>713711459
It's actually because they self censor from fear of getting banned/demonetized.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:26:06 PM No.713712083
1698159388340589
1698159388340589
md5: a3736fc48c0a07559a7dcedd9718c361๐Ÿ”
>zoomer male lingo: imitating black people ("ay cuh you finna boutta rizz" etc)
>zoomer girl lingo: imitating gay men ("slayyyy", "you ate" etc)

why is it like that
Replies: >>713712127 >>713712149 >>713712170 >>713712176
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:26:39 PM No.713712127
>>713712083
gay nigger propaganda
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:26:49 PM No.713712134
AYOOO LISTEN CUH AYOO NOT EVEN THE RIZZLER AIGHT FR

WHY DID THE MILLENNIAL CROSS THE ROAD?
HE NO CAP
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:26:58 PM No.713712149
>>713712083
>women imitate faggots
anon, think about what you just said for a moment
Replies: >>713712358
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:06 PM No.713712162
>>713711979
Hate to tell you this
But those are Gen X fags who are for some reason trying to redeem themselves for their edgy phases as teens now
Replies: >>713712313
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:09 PM No.713712164
>>713711918
we own this bitch fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:12 PM No.713712170
>>713712083
the world is healing type shit fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:15 PM No.713712176
>>713712083
Gay men imitate women actually.
Replies: >>713713812
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:18 PM No.713712180
>>713712005
>kiwitrannies the obese transgender doxxniggers talking about how other communities are "destructive"
they need to kill themselves posthaste
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:42 PM No.713712210
>>713708447 (OP)
>gg ez

Unlike zoomies this aint my first rodeo
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:27:42 PM No.713712212
1722623220858837
1722623220858837
md5: 34847f5bb0a37d58fd70b00847e142b8๐Ÿ”
>Parasitic zoomers throwing a tantrum and trying to deflect criticism
Ironic.
Replies: >>713712324 >>713712839
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:28:16 PM No.713712251
yo best thread on the /v/ chat right now ong
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:29:22 PM No.713712313
>>713712162
>But those are Gen X fags who are for some reason trying to redeem themselves for their edgy phases as teens now
someone post that picture of all the millennial youtubers that had troll remorse
Replies: >>713712421
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:29:34 PM No.713712324
>>713712212
unc's situation is crazy
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:30:07 PM No.713712358
>>713712149
He's right though. None of these catchphrases are being made by women.
Replies: >>713712448 >>713712537
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:30:51 PM No.713712392
1669078240749774
1669078240749774
md5: ee0b6f1bf9743f94be672fe78fa1c7d8๐Ÿ”
Does /v/ even create anything anymore? Why does this board regurgitate shit from Twitter and Reddit while also refusing to create anything new?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:10 PM No.713712415
smiling-snowden
smiling-snowden
md5: c065170361bf911599dc8a666045c211๐Ÿ”
Zoomers are gonna lose their fucking minds when they start hitting 30 and realize they are no longer the "it" generation Gen Alpha is gonna give em hell and it's gonna be funny.
Replies: >>713712513 >>713712515 >>713712645 >>713712665
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:19 PM No.713712421
>>713712313
That's just the entire Something Awful forums. Most of who ARE Gen X
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:31 PM No.713712448
>>713712358
They are being made by women.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:39 PM No.713712452
>>713708547
Tik Tok doesn't let you say ass, kill, etc.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:31:50 PM No.713712465
file
file
md5: 46f9b5febedc735987fa53ecbfde44a5๐Ÿ”
>ruins gaming
>censors everything
>give more power to the corporations and israel
>proceed to blame zoomers for these things
why did they do it? ...
Replies: >>713712603
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:32:31 PM No.713712513
>>713712415
>the "it" generation
what does this mean?
Replies: >>713712884
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:32:34 PM No.713712515
>>713712415
and you'll be shitting in diapers by then
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:32:52 PM No.713712537
>>713712358
โ€œYasโ€ and โ€œslayโ€ is just sheboon Ebonics.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:32:56 PM No.713712548
>>713708547
ahh = ass
grape emoji = rape
ninja emoji = nigga or nigger
bih = bitch
dih = dick
huzz = hoes
There's like a million more but I'm convinced these are invented to dodge Roblox and Tiktok bans kek
Replies: >>713713071
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:33:39 PM No.713712603
>>713712465
>Ignore the boomers and yuppie Gen X people in charge
Replies: >>713713052
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:33:58 PM No.713712620
>>713708671
:skull:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:04 PM No.713712635
>>713711156
Jezz bro take a joke.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:09 PM No.713712645
>>713712415
No one says โ€œitโ€-(noun), I bet you still think โ€œhipโ€ is hip.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:09 PM No.713712646
1746970733417993_thumb.jpg
1746970733417993_thumb.jpg
md5: 7b38a871ebb60bf5277c6c66540b0253๐Ÿ”
why do milenials seethe when zoomers play video games?
Replies: >>713712703 >>713712917 >>713712932
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:31 PM No.713712665
>>713712415
>having powerfantasies in work hours about the age group you hate getting "HECKIN DESTROYED!"
reevaluate your life
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:34:56 PM No.713712703
>>713712646
>forced animation IRL
Replies: >>713712785
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:36:18 PM No.713712785
>>713712703
>metaposting
kino based I look like this, brrrrraaap
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:36:18 PM No.713712786
Rate my jokes

Why did the zoomer cross the road?
Who asked?

Why did the zoomer do the rain dance?
Nah that aint it chief

What did the rizzler say to his brother in christ?
blud

What did the European bottle say to the American bottle?
No cap

How many gyatts does it take to screw in a bussy?
One bussin

How did the zoomer go when blud went deadass?
It just hits different

Who did the vibe check when lil'p linked up with biggy'b?
need it or keep it

Why did the zoomer have no gucci drip?
Because it slaps :skull:
Replies: >>713712841 >>713712882 >>713712958 >>713712965 >>713713012 >>713713206 >>713713309
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:36:37 PM No.713712810
Is this the do you have stairs in your house thread?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:36:46 PM No.713712826
>>713711979
Holy shit, you're 98 years old and you started playing at Counterstrike? Enjoy your retirement I guess
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:36:59 PM No.713712839
>>713712212
these are my favorite things
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:37:00 PM No.713712841
>>713712786
who let bro cook
Replies: >>713713532
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:37:36 PM No.713712882
>>713712786
never cook again/10
Replies: >>713713532
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:37:39 PM No.713712884
>>713712513
When pop-culture is formed by their tastes. When every single corporation is trying to appeal to the current "youth" demographic.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:37:52 PM No.713712908
172792342334
172792342334
md5: c6c60792c7d57b76983676967c76ee42๐Ÿ”
fr imagine if boomers spent 300 billions on affordable housing or some shit
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:37:57 PM No.713712917
>>713712646
Troons are so fucking repulsive, unc should have self deleted in 2007 before turning into that thing lmao
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:37:58 PM No.713712918
>>713711128
And is about to have all of the charges dropped
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:38:08 PM No.713712932
>>713712646
Hahaha quirk chungus!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:38:33 PM No.713712958
>>713712786
>Why did the zoomer do the rain dance?
>Nah that aint it chief
KEEEEEEEEEEK
Replies: >>713713532
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:38:37 PM No.713712965
>>713712786
ts is so buns icl
Replies: >>713713532
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:39:06 PM No.713713000
>>713708540
double it and give it to the next person
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:39:18 PM No.713713012
>>713712786
oh HELL naw *vine boom*
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:39:45 PM No.713713051
>>713708447 (OP)
>this bih ahh huzz unc think he sure not goin down
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:39:46 PM No.713713052
>>713712603
This
Don't fall for the boomer/gen x psy-op
This faggoty generational shit flinging all came from them
Replies: >>713713090
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:40:08 PM No.713713071
>>713712548
They absolutely are
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:40:26 PM No.713713090
>>713713052
it aint that deep lil bro
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:40:40 PM No.713713110
file
file
md5: 37ed3bed5fafa3692cf0e6ad500949dc๐Ÿ”
>>713708447 (OP)
alpha and z-tards has done irreparable damage to society. fuck your niggerspeak lingo.
Replies: >>713713160 >>713713168 >>713713221 >>713713270 >>713713275 >>713713340 >>713713343 >>713713367 >>713713395 >>713713507
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:41:28 PM No.713713160
>>713713110
Learn how to english.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:41:35 PM No.713713168
>>713713110
>has done
eslGOD...
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:42:12 PM No.713713206
>>713712786
someo of them are pretty good
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:42:24 PM No.713713221
>>713713110
good morning saar ahh blud
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:42:45 PM No.713713256
>>713708447 (OP)
>Get good, faggot
I'd give him the the old Xbox Live treatment.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:00 PM No.713713270
>>713713110
>jeets are the ones behind zoomer seethe posts
imagine my shock
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:03 PM No.713713275
>>713713110
Gemmy, stay here, ludo, based, kino, keyed sovl!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:26 PM No.713713309
>>713712786
put the fries in the bag lil bro
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:29 PM No.713713315
Millenials worshipped niggers.
Zoomers want to be niggers.
Replies: >>713713810
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:43:59 PM No.713713340
>>713713110
>literal streeyshitter
>gooner fan
Checks out
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:44:00 PM No.713713343
>>713713110
blud got ratiod so hard fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:44:20 PM No.713713367
>>713713110
This! So much this! Dem n00bs got pwnd! WINRAR ROFLCOPTER
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE! THE CAKE IS A LE LIE
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:44:51 PM No.713713395
>>713713110
ohio aah post
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:45:23 PM No.713713435
Pepe
Pepe
md5: de4004cecd99936d5d95e751e5e37d2b๐Ÿ”
>born in 1997 so considered a zoomer
>have absolutely no idea what the fuck the anons in this thread are talking about
All I know is "sigma" and "slay" and that's only because of my 8 year old niece.
Replies: >>713713546 >>713714438
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:46:40 PM No.713713507
>>713713110
bro will never cook again
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:46:56 PM No.713713532
>>713712841
>>713712882
>>713712958
>>713712965

My jokes part 2:

Let him cook:
he cooked ngl rip

Touch graaah

He unalived himself
Who, cuh?

There's a party and you're not invited
Well I took several seats

Ayo he cappin with that fanum tax
he just nappin bro, u ok?

stop yappin
well well well
Replies: >>713713570 >>713713589 >>713713669 >>713713972
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:47:04 PM No.713713546
>>713713435
because nobody uses these termns unironically. it's irony poisoned millennial niggers acting retarded and tripling down on ebonics and other millennials copying them because they worship niggers and hang on their every word.
Replies: >>713713621 >>713714259
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:47:27 PM No.713713570
>>713713532
Ratio
Replies: >>713714535
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:47:42 PM No.713713589
>>713713532
bro losing aura with every post
Replies: >>713714535
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:48:13 PM No.713713621
>>713713546
trvkxplqsiqn
Replies: >>713713692 >>713713734
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:48:21 PM No.713713630
1971
1971
md5: 7febac7312d7f703b857fb9ec25afc2e๐Ÿ”
>>713708671
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:48:49 PM No.713713669
>>713713532
@grok what is blud yapping about
Replies: >>713714535
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:49:02 PM No.713713692
>>713713621
This trvke shit is fucking zoomer slang (gay) too.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:49:30 PM No.713713725
1564106067163
1564106067163
md5: 9fa3750449245cbf2ac447d7b2985fa4๐Ÿ”
I got banned from X for hate speech arguing with trannies.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:49:34 PM No.713713734
>>713713621
pretty much
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:50:35 PM No.713713810
>>713713315
>the most racist gen wants to be niggers
huh?
Replies: >>713713876 >>713714015
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:50:35 PM No.713713812
>>713712176
The slang he used comes from gays, not women.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:51:24 PM No.713713876
>>713713810
Zoomers are retarded.
Replies: >>713713959
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:52:30 PM No.713713959
>>713713876
>moving goalpost
millenidroids really are the niggers of generations
Replies: >>713714072
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:52:41 PM No.713713972
>>713713532
>Well I took several seats
That's millennialspeak, icl unc fr fell off w ts :skull:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:52:47 PM No.713713985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adqo8pLtUoo
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:53:16 PM No.713714010
>>713710501
mfs just be yappin
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:53:22 PM No.713714015
>>713713810
Racism has no limits
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:54:07 PM No.713714072
>>713713959
I'm explaining why they experience the cognitive dissonance you mentioned you absolute nonce.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:54:17 PM No.713714090
>>713708447 (OP)
gg ez
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:54:29 PM No.713714106
file
file
md5: e015c8f20176aad3e684e4a1ef5c59ee๐Ÿ”
Those who know :skull:
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:56:04 PM No.713714219
>>713708447 (OP)
*uncle
*for real
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:56:21 PM No.713714236
>>713708447 (OP)
360 no scope LOL
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:56:35 PM No.713714259
>>713713546
Zoomer cope.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:56:58 PM No.713714280
file
file
md5: e488a1a213c2a18b4ea4117630c4d984๐Ÿ”
>fucking zoomers man
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:57:22 PM No.713714296
>>713708447 (OP)
Bro I'm busy pissing. Can you repeat that?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:57:33 PM No.713714314
>>713710024
takeshibros....
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:00 PM No.713714349
>>713710325
Not yet
Replies: >>713714409
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:11 PM No.713714360
goated thread
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:12 PM No.713714361
Dih is the only funny zoomer self censor word everything else (especially ahh) is embarrasing to read
Replies: >>713714403 >>713714527
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:50 PM No.713714403
>>713714361
L take
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:58:53 PM No.713714409
>>713714349
GO TO THE BATHROOM. NOW!!!!!!
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 5:59:29 PM No.713714438
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md5: 9e5c8ee868940f6f4e9aefcad1cb8075๐Ÿ”
>>713713435
>born in 1991
>have no idea what 99% of my generation is talking about.

Seriously, I feel like I lived under a rock sometimes.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:00:51 PM No.713714527
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md5: e4d8353d852fc581dcf269249645939e๐Ÿ”
>>713714361
Well, it's copying the slurring cadence of a drugged out trap-rapper. It's less censorship, and more emulating the delivery. It's why we got nigga from nigger, it wasn't inherently a ploy to make it a term of endearment, it was just how southerners pronounced an already mispronounced word (negro).
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:00:53 PM No.713714529
reee
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md5: 88d603565917c6f4a8045c8fc81df59a๐Ÿ”
>>713714409
NOT YET
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:00:57 PM No.713714535
>>713713669
>>713713589
>>713713570

Jokes part 3:

Lil unc aura farming the real estate market
L + ratio'd but let him cook he lowkey roofied ts pom icl iykyk yjk

what's at the bottom of the well?
well well

chat is this real?
chat: @grok is this real?
grok: is it tho?
AYOO :O

why did the chicken cross the jockey?
if it aint grok dont fix it