Thread 713708447

>I only lost the match because you're a diddy ahh gooner with no life who has 5000 hours in this game. Dang unc you crazy fr go outside and touch some grass.
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>713708447 (OP)
>type *farts*

>>713708447 (OP)
>diddy ahh gooner
is not allowed to say "ass" anymore?

ts a diddy blud ahh thread

>>713708606
sybau

Ask them if you can fly them out, they instantly turn gay. Works every time.

What the fuck's a diddy? Speak English, nigger.

>>713708671
>he doesnt know

>>713708447 (OP)
6 7

>>713708447 (OP)
I'm not sure how I would reply, to be honest. Thank you for your contribution to the board.

Kind regards,
Anon

>>713708671
Dang unc you crazy fr go outside and touch some grass.

>>713708447 (OP)
Your generation will amount to nothing.

>>713708746
bro really thought he was cooking with this post

>>713708540
/thread

fgsfds

>>713708447 (OP)
Sorry we don't zoomspeak here

Thats how it works, those who put in more time and effort to improve tend to be better

>>713708447 (OP)
TRVTH NVKE

>>713708540
>>713708806
ts aint so tuff

>>713708447 (OP)
Ignoring the bait, if he's so assblasted he has to expound a full paragraph as to why he lost, what does it matter? Dude is incensed and trying to play it off and is projecting his insecurity; you've already won. Do nothing.

>>713708884
*farts*

>>713708840
Zoomer board
Get lost unc

>>713708447 (OP)
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
Kek you didnt win'ted troon cope seeth you will never be a woman DO NOT REDEEM SAAR

>>713708875
*farts*

>>713708447 (OP)
>*goes bald before 25*

why do every zoomers talk like a nigger now?
like every single of them

>>713708547
Nope can't say no bad words or streamer will have his video demonetized

>>713708447 (OP)
u mad??? trololo epic fail!

>>713708447 (OP)
Aww, does the algorithm not let you say ass, little boy?

Have you ever played blox fruits with your life on the line? with a bunch of mangoes in your mouth? well this is called dark mango psychology, and in dark mango psychology, you realize, the mangos arent just regular mangos, they are dark. and when you eat a dark mango, you realize that the serotonins inside of the mangos go all the way to your brain and then when it enters your brain and it enters your membrane it activates something inside of you. you start to look at people like seeds, seeds waiting to get sprouted, seeds waiting to enter your tummy. and when that happens you realize that youre somewhere deep, somewhere very deep, somewhere you dont wanna be. you wanna guess where that is? heh... BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

>>713708962
projection ahh post fr

>>713709023
@grok summarize this post in 5 words or less

>>713708547
i say booty, butt, or poop dispenser

>>713708884
The only ex getting pounded here is yours by 40 niggers while you watch and cry

Could you eat all of this in 90 minutes, /int/?

>>713709025
Watch out for your cortisol levels young 'un

>respond without sounding mad
>uncs start having a meltdown
AYO
NAH
NAH HOLUP
AINOWAY

>>713709013
that stuff was one billion times better than your forced tiktok wigger twitch chat sewage you gay faggots

>>713708547
zoomies are brainwashed into self censoring

>>713709105
Zoomer is really butt mad.

>>713708840
sybau ts pmo frfr ong negative rizz type of shi

>>713708447 (OP)
All I'm hearing is "skill issue"

gg ez

>>713708447 (OP)
>you know you liked it homie
You out gay them, it's the only language they understand.
Similarly, I found it hilarious that apparently this broccoli hair shit is absolutely destroying their hairlines apparently. Guess it's like how perms triplefuck nigger hair up more than it already is anyway. So you can ask them about their type II hairline if you feel up to bantz.

I don't even see many kids with the perm side shave anymore. Lots of old heads are going for that style, and the mullet-stache combo went out of fashion, so now zoomers are just reverting to generic haircuts.

aw hell naw why uncs raging itt :skull:

Zoomers mog millennials

>>713708635
dpmo

>>713708447 (OP)
Wait im Diddy? Sounds rad.

>>713709153
Im fucking starving right now and this digusting crust is the golden dream of my life right now.

>>713709272
i agree, they might have gotten bullied out of it over the years

>>713708962
>troons out
millennials do be like that frfr
we own your bussy and this board unc

>>713709339
ZOOMGODS

>>713708671
:skullface:

>>713709370
For context I'm not even a millenicuck lol but it's funny that the balding joke bothers you so much

ayo diddy aaa gooner unalive urself unc no cap finna gonna groom dat rizz outta yo booseh

>>713708447 (OP)
>Sorry, I don't speak cocksucker.

>>713709495
king of yappaton fr

>>713709370
>that pic
millennikeks? i thought zoomies were the gay ones?

>zoomers are off school for a few weeks where I live
>they keep fucking with me at my shitty retail job, making it even more miserable
GO AWAY, STAY INSIDE AND PLAY FORTNITE

It's the same fucking routine, they come in, act overly polite and formal ("Excuse me, sir..."), then ask or do some stupid shit and have a big laugh at our expense.
They're not even recording or anything they just show up to annoy staff. I fucking hate kids, I've become a miserable boomer and I'm only in my 30s.

>>713709594
sybau

>>713709594
chat is this real

>>713708447 (OP)
>*unintelligible monkey noises*
They actually "talk" like this, too.

like this
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>>713709594
Just put the fries in the bag lil bro

>>713708447 (OP)
Sonny, life is not easy for those who choose Sega as a kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-TIV_jhzk
unc's situation is crazy :skull: :skull:

>>713708447 (OP)
prove him wrong
you cant

>>713708447 (OP)
>git gud lol
>zoomer proceeds to piss and shit his diaper

>>713709183
You sir, just one the internet! +1 Internetz to you.
And remember, the narwhal bacons at midnight! ROW WOE FITE DA POWA!!!

>>713709594
>Having a job that allows children in the area
Grim.

>>713708447 (OP)
"Sorry, english only"

>>713709594
you got yourself into this situation, fren
teens are like niggers, you do your best in life to avoid dealing with them

>>713708540
based unc

>>713709817
WINRAR
THIS WINS THE INTERNET +1
LMAO ROFLCOPTER
HHAHAHA EPIC FAIL LOLOLOLOL

how bad will things get when gen alphas get onto the internet and start working

>>713708447 (OP)
mad cuz bad

>>713708547
millenials censored gaming and will ban anyone who disrespects their jewish overlords

>>713709153
that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person i'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but i could easily.

Fuck takeshi gon do?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wOjNgQRu1BA

>>713709927
>when gen alphas get onto the internet
oh nigga...

>>713709927
>when gen alphas get onto the internet
>when
blud doesn't know

98 zoomie here
i've literally never ever heard anyone speak like this irl

>>713710024
sheeesh

>>713709927
these ''zoomer'' slangs ARE actually alphas, milllenitroons just don't want to let go of zoomer hate jewish propaganda.

>>713710024
based af

Are they afraid of aging so much they resorts to using nigger ass words like unc to make themselves feel better

>>713709105
that would be "fewer" actually

>>713709153
I can't eat at all and I'm going to die soon from malnourishment so no

>>713708447 (OP)
y u mad tho

>>713710181
unc malding

the worst part of dating teenaged girls is a lot of them talk like this, at least for a month or two until they start mimicking you

>>713710181
Go to the bathroom unc you're shitting yourself

>>713709594
bro is gettin aura farmed at his j*b

>>713710320
>the worst part of dating teenaged girls
Aw hell nah who let diddy in here

>>713710020
Ya see, people dog piled him for this cos he's a fat fuck and said it was an average sized portion but the second part is so fucking true. I can absolutely gorg myself on mcdonalds and I'll be full as fuck for like 40 minutes then after that I'm absolutely starving. No other fast food is like that for me.

millsissies been very quiet since this dropped fr

>>713708447 (OP)
Say nothing. Just kill him silently.

>>713710501
you won't do shit unc

>>713710501
ts aint tuff bro sybau

>>713710501
bro think he the main character

>>713710501
Stoic fragging is a viable option

>>713708840
>zoomer speak is just light ebonics

America is a black country now. Niggers have fully dominated your culture.

>>713710501
Bro thinks he's in an edit

>>713710227
what's wrong?

What slurs do zoomers use? Last Christmas I dropped a nigger-bomb at the dinner table and everyone else laughed except my zoomer cousin who looked like I had just snapped a puppy's neck in front of her.

>>713710772
>her
you just know

>>713710630
unc is clueless
just waiting for old farts to die off fr so we can rebuild ts ong

>>713710501
>xhe thinks millenials have enough muscle mass to hurt average zoomchad

>>713710772
depends wildly on gender and upbringing. zoomer women tend to be allergic even to very recently acceptable ones like 'retard', explaining the reaction you experienced

>>713710772
"unc" is a slur that makes millennials seethe

>>713710826
dang absolute cinema fr

>>713710772
>things that never happened
zoomers are the most racist and anti-jewish gen so far, at least in my country in central yurop.

>>713710860
>retard is an unacceptable slur
That's retarded. And gay.

>>713708447 (OP)
You lost the match because you suck. I lost the match because I'm 34 and the coworker I fell in love with broke my heart leading me to go insane and made me realize that all the memes about being 30 are true and that there's no hope for me ever having a family.

We are NOT the same.

>>713708540
>>713709339
>>713710826
>>713710538
frfr ong bussin no cap

finna sus ngl mewing cap ong cooked deadass

>>713711041
newgen ahh post

Stop speaking like zoomers I bet most of you are like 28-35 year olds.

>>713710826
grim cinema

>>713711075
chat is this real?

>>713711030
>>713711041
as a zoomer i have no idea what these words even mean

>>713708671
Diddy is a rapper that was convicted of multiple sex crimes and exposed for having obscenely degenerate sex parties.

>>713711024
>I'm 34 and the coworker I fell in love with broke my heart leading me to go insane and made me realize that all the memes about being 30 are true and that there's no hope for me ever having a family.

>>713711118
lil bro couldnt afford internet until 2025

>>713710826
>all the anti-zoomer threads are made by literal shitskins
well.. i am not surprised at all

>>713711156
All the memes are true though. Just like they are all true for zoomers. You think things were getting better for men? lmao

>>713708447 (OP)
Sybau imma hit up the pizza ranch, cya Gurt.

>>713711185
2011 actually

>>713709153
I could eat that leisurely within 20 minutes and I'm 6'2 176 pounds.

>>713708547
They're trying to sound like black people who are so lazy they shorten a 1 syllable word.

>>713708447 (OP)
Nigger

>>713708447 (OP)
he's right though?

>I could eat that leisurely within 20 minutes and I'm 6'2 176 pounds.
>Nope can't say no bad words or streamer will have his video demonetized
>zoomies are brainwashed into self censoring

>>713711531
AYOOOOOOOOOO
@GROK IS THIS REAL

>>713708447 (OP)
What?

>>713711586
>he thinks zoomers use Xitter or AI
rookie mistake

>>713711531
brutal mog

>>713711674
yeah only millennials use that slop

Ayooo how my rizzlers doin fr?
lil milli unc in the house fr
no stanning boutta finna hit dem 40s like the gyatts scrolling down tiktoks
ayop fr my cuh i aint aaah

>>713708447 (OP)
What does ahh mean?

wake up in the morning feelin like P Diddy

>>713711746
its the A word if you know what i mean

>>713708447 (OP)
those are some dicksucking ass lips

>>713708447 (OP)
your future is ash and i'm the blame

>>713708547
Zoomers grew up glued to youtube and tiktok videos that have very strict restrictions on what can be said. It's why they unironically use terms like "unalive" and constantly self-censor.

>>713711674
They do. There's literally constant stories about zoomers using ChatGPT for their homework.

>1 thread that diss the sharty
>/v/ suddenly full of artificial beaner threads
Holy fuck, What happened to this site?

>>713708447 (OP)
only zoomer i’ve seen pull off that stupid haircut, i’d let him blow me

>>713709153
I am getting a heart attack just from looking at this picture

>>713708447 (OP)
>post anything about zoomers
>more than 100 replies guaranteed
what is wrong with this board holy shit

>>713711785
Adolf?

>>713711918
Zoomer board

>>713711918
ZQQMCHVD website. millennials go this way >>>/r/eddit

>be me, 98 zoomie
>grew up playing CS 1.6
>all of us in-game calling eachother faggots, retards, niggers, pussies, cunts
>try out any other modern MP
>try to say these words
>get banned by millenial admin/system
uhhh.. well at least TF2 allows me to spam slurs freely.

>>713711918
Shartyfags

>>713711953
>>713711973
pretty sure millenials are the ones who bump these threads

>>713711918
millenials running psy-ops 24/7 for their jewish overlords

>>713711459
It's actually because they self censor from fear of getting banned/demonetized.

>zoomer male lingo: imitating black people ("ay cuh you finna boutta rizz" etc)
>zoomer girl lingo: imitating gay men ("slayyyy", "you ate" etc)

why is it like that

>>713712083
gay nigger propaganda

AYOOO LISTEN CUH AYOO NOT EVEN THE RIZZLER AIGHT FR

WHY DID THE MILLENNIAL CROSS THE ROAD?
HE NO CAP

>>713712083
>women imitate faggots
anon, think about what you just said for a moment

>>713711979
Hate to tell you this
But those are Gen X fags who are for some reason trying to redeem themselves for their edgy phases as teens now

>>713711918
we own this bitch fr

>>713712083
the world is healing type shit fr

>>713712083
Gay men imitate women actually.

>>713712005
>kiwitrannies the obese transgender doxxniggers talking about how other communities are "destructive"
they need to kill themselves posthaste

>>713708447 (OP)
>gg ez

Unlike zoomies this aint my first rodeo

>Parasitic zoomers throwing a tantrum and trying to deflect criticism
Ironic.

yo best thread on the /v/ chat right now ong

>>713712162
>But those are Gen X fags who are for some reason trying to redeem themselves for their edgy phases as teens now
someone post that picture of all the millennial youtubers that had troll remorse

>>713712212
unc's situation is crazy

>>713712149
He's right though. None of these catchphrases are being made by women.

Does /v/ even create anything anymore? Why does this board regurgitate shit from Twitter and Reddit while also refusing to create anything new?

Zoomers are gonna lose their fucking minds when they start hitting 30 and realize they are no longer the "it" generation Gen Alpha is gonna give em hell and it's gonna be funny.

>>713712313
That's just the entire Something Awful forums. Most of who ARE Gen X

>>713712358
They are being made by women.

>>713708547
Tik Tok doesn't let you say ass, kill, etc.

>ruins gaming
>censors everything
>give more power to the corporations and israel
>proceed to blame zoomers for these things
why did they do it? ...

>>713712415
>the "it" generation
what does this mean?

>>713712415
and you'll be shitting in diapers by then

>>713712358
“Yas” and “slay” is just sheboon Ebonics.

>>713708547
ahh = ass
grape emoji = rape
ninja emoji = nigga or nigger
bih = bitch
dih = dick
huzz = hoes
There's like a million more but I'm convinced these are invented to dodge Roblox and Tiktok bans kek

>>713712465
>Ignore the boomers and yuppie Gen X people in charge

>>713708671
:skull:

>>713711156
Jezz bro take a joke.

>>713712415
No one says “it”-(noun), I bet you still think “hip” is hip.

why do milenials seethe when zoomers play video games?

>>713712415
>having powerfantasies in work hours about the age group you hate getting "HECKIN DESTROYED!"
reevaluate your life

>>713712646
>forced animation IRL

>>713712703
>metaposting
kino based I look like this, brrrrraaap

Rate my jokes

Why did the zoomer cross the road?
Who asked?

Why did the zoomer do the rain dance?
Nah that aint it chief

What did the rizzler say to his brother in christ?
blud

What did the European bottle say to the American bottle?
No cap

How many gyatts does it take to screw in a bussy?
One bussin

How did the zoomer go when blud went deadass?
It just hits different

Who did the vibe check when lil'p linked up with biggy'b?
need it or keep it

Why did the zoomer have no gucci drip?
Because it slaps :skull:

Is this the do you have stairs in your house thread?

>>713711979
Holy shit, you're 98 years old and you started playing at Counterstrike? Enjoy your retirement I guess

>>713712212
these are my favorite things

>>713712786
who let bro cook

>>713712786
never cook again/10

>>713712513
When pop-culture is formed by their tastes. When every single corporation is trying to appeal to the current "youth" demographic.

fr imagine if boomers spent 300 billions on affordable housing or some shit

>>713712646
Troons are so fucking repulsive, unc should have self deleted in 2007 before turning into that thing lmao

>>713711128
And is about to have all of the charges dropped

>>713712646
Hahaha quirk chungus!

>>713712786
>Why did the zoomer do the rain dance?
>Nah that aint it chief
KEEEEEEEEEEK

>>713712786
ts is so buns icl

>>713708540
double it and give it to the next person

>>713712786
oh HELL naw *vine boom*

>>713708447 (OP)
>this bih ahh huzz unc think he sure not goin down

>>713712603
This
Don't fall for the boomer/gen x psy-op
This faggoty generational shit flinging all came from them

>>713712548
They absolutely are

>>713713052
it aint that deep lil bro

>>713708447 (OP)
alpha and z-tards has done irreparable damage to society. fuck your niggerspeak lingo.

>>713713110
Learn how to english.

>>713713110
>has done
eslGOD...

>>713712786
someo of them are pretty good

>>713713110
good morning saar ahh blud

>>713708447 (OP)
>Get good, faggot
I'd give him the the old Xbox Live treatment.

>>713713110
>jeets are the ones behind zoomer seethe posts
imagine my shock

>>713713110
Gemmy, stay here, ludo, based, kino, keyed sovl!

>>713712786
put the fries in the bag lil bro

Millenials worshipped niggers.
Zoomers want to be niggers.

>>713713110
>literal streeyshitter
>gooner fan
Checks out

>>713713110
blud got ratiod so hard fr

>>713713110
This! So much this! Dem n00bs got pwnd! WINRAR ROFLCOPTER
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE! THE CAKE IS A LE LIE

>>713713110
ohio aah post

>born in 1997 so considered a zoomer
>have absolutely no idea what the fuck the anons in this thread are talking about
All I know is "sigma" and "slay" and that's only because of my 8 year old niece.

>>713713110
bro will never cook again

>>713712841
>>713712882
>>713712958
>>713712965

My jokes part 2:

Let him cook:
he cooked ngl rip

Touch graaah

He unalived himself
Who, cuh?

There's a party and you're not invited
Well I took several seats

Ayo he cappin with that fanum tax
he just nappin bro, u ok?

stop yappin
well well well

>>713713435
because nobody uses these termns unironically. it's irony poisoned millennial niggers acting retarded and tripling down on ebonics and other millennials copying them because they worship niggers and hang on their every word.

>>713713532
Ratio

>>713713532
bro losing aura with every post

>>713713546
trvkxplqsiqn

>>713713532
@grok what is blud yapping about

>>713713621
This trvke shit is fucking zoomer slang (gay) too.

I got banned from X for hate speech arguing with trannies.

>>713713621
pretty much

>>713713315
>the most racist gen wants to be niggers
huh?

>>713712176
The slang he used comes from gays, not women.

>>713713810
Zoomers are retarded.

>>713713876
>moving goalpost
millenidroids really are the niggers of generations

>>713713532
>Well I took several seats
That's millennialspeak, icl unc fr fell off w ts :skull:

>>713710501
mfs just be yappin

>>713713810
Racism has no limits

>>713713959
I'm explaining why they experience the cognitive dissonance you mentioned you absolute nonce.

>>713708447 (OP)
gg ez

Those who know :skull:

>>713708447 (OP)
*uncle
*for real

>>713708447 (OP)
360 no scope LOL

>>713713546
Zoomer cope.

>>713708447 (OP)
Bro I'm busy pissing. Can you repeat that?

>>713710024
takeshibros....

>>713710325
Not yet

goated thread

Dih is the only funny zoomer self censor word everything else (especially ahh) is embarrasing to read

>>713714361
L take

>>713714349
GO TO THE BATHROOM. NOW!!!!!!

>>713713435
>born in 1991
>have no idea what 99% of my generation is talking about.

Seriously, I feel like I lived under a rock sometimes.

>>713714361
Well, it's copying the slurring cadence of a drugged out trap-rapper. It's less censorship, and more emulating the delivery. It's why we got nigga from nigger, it wasn't inherently a ploy to make it a term of endearment, it was just how southerners pronounced an already mispronounced word (negro).

>>713714409
NOT YET

>>713713669
>>713713589
>>713713570

Jokes part 3:

Lil unc aura farming the real estate market
L + ratio'd but let him cook he lowkey roofied ts pom icl iykyk yjk

what's at the bottom of the well?
well well

chat is this real?
chat: @grok is this real?
grok: is it tho?
AYOO :O

why did the chicken cross the jockey?
if it aint grok dont fix it