>I only lost the match because you're a diddy ahh gooner with no life who has 5000 hours in this game. Dang unc you crazy fr go outside and touch some grass.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>713708447 (OP)>diddy ahh gooneris not allowed to say "ass" anymore?
ts a diddy blud ahh thread
Ask them if you can fly them out, they instantly turn gay. Works every time.
What the fuck's a diddy? Speak English, nigger.
>>713708671>he doesnt know
>>713708447 (OP)I'm not sure how I would reply, to be honest. Thank you for your contribution to the board.
Kind regards,
Anon
>>713708671Dang unc you crazy fr go outside and touch some grass.
>>713708447 (OP)Your generation will amount to nothing.
>>713708746bro really thought he was cooking with this post
>>713708447 (OP)Sorry we don't zoomspeak here
Thats how it works, those who put in more time and effort to improve tend to be better
>>713708447 (OP)Ignoring the bait, if he's so assblasted he has to expound a full paragraph as to why he lost, what does it matter? Dude is incensed and trying to play it off and is projecting his insecurity; you've already won. Do nothing.
>>713708840Zoomer board
Get lost unc
>>713708447 (OP)>How do you respond without sounding mad?Kek you didnt win'ted troon cope seeth you will never be a woman DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
>>713708447 (OP)>*goes bald before 25*
why do every zoomers talk like a nigger now?
like every single of them
zoom
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>fr fr? deadass? no cap? bro yall just some sussy chungus bro fr fr boutta crash out type beat on god bro thinks he's blud yappin tiktok type beat bro
>>713708547Nope can't say no bad words or streamer will have his video demonetized
>>713708447 (OP)u mad??? trololo epic fail!
>>713708447 (OP)Aww, does the algorithm not let you say ass, little boy?
Have you ever played blox fruits with your life on the line? with a bunch of mangoes in your mouth? well this is called dark mango psychology, and in dark mango psychology, you realize, the mangos arent just regular mangos, they are dark. and when you eat a dark mango, you realize that the serotonins inside of the mangos go all the way to your brain and then when it enters your brain and it enters your membrane it activates something inside of you. you start to look at people like seeds, seeds waiting to get sprouted, seeds waiting to enter your tummy. and when that happens you realize that youre somewhere deep, somewhere very deep, somewhere you dont wanna be. you wanna guess where that is? heh... BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
>>713708962projection ahh post fr
>>713709023@grok summarize this post in 5 words or less
>>713708547i say booty, butt, or poop dispenser
>>713708884 The only ex getting pounded here is yours by 40 niggers while you watch and cry
Could you eat all of this in 90 minutes, /int/?
>>713709025Watch out for your cortisol levels young 'un
>respond without sounding mad
>uncs start having a meltdown
AYO
NAH
NAH HOLUP
AINOWAY
>>713709013that stuff was one billion times better than your forced tiktok wigger twitch chat sewage you gay faggots
>>713708547zoomies are brainwashed into self censoring
>>713709105Zoomer is really butt mad.
>>713708840sybau ts pmo frfr ong negative rizz type of shi
>>713708447 (OP)All I'm hearing is "skill issue"
gg ez
>>713708447 (OP)>you know you liked it homieYou out gay them, it's the only language they understand.
Similarly, I found it hilarious that apparently this broccoli hair shit is absolutely destroying their hairlines apparently. Guess it's like how perms triplefuck nigger hair up more than it already is anyway. So you can ask them about their type II hairline if you feel up to bantz.
I don't even see many kids with the perm side shave anymore. Lots of old heads are going for that style, and the mullet-stache combo went out of fashion, so now zoomers are just reverting to generic haircuts.
aw hell naw why uncs raging itt :skull:
>>713708447 (OP)Wait im Diddy? Sounds rad.
>>713709153Im fucking starving right now and this digusting crust is the golden dream of my life right now.
>>713709272i agree, they might have gotten bullied out of it over the years
>>713708962>troons outmillennials do be like that frfr
we own your bussy and this board unc
>>713709370For context I'm not even a millenicuck lol but it's funny that the balding joke bothers you so much
ayo diddy aaa gooner unalive urself unc no cap finna gonna groom dat rizz outta yo booseh
>>713708447 (OP)>Sorry, I don't speak cocksucker.
>>713709495king of yappaton fr
>>713709370>that picmillennikeks? i thought zoomies were the gay ones?
>zoomers are off school for a few weeks where I live
>they keep fucking with me at my shitty retail job, making it even more miserable
GO AWAY, STAY INSIDE AND PLAY FORTNITE
It's the same fucking routine, they come in, act overly polite and formal ("Excuse me, sir..."), then ask or do some stupid shit and have a big laugh at our expense.
They're not even recording or anything they just show up to annoy staff. I fucking hate kids, I've become a miserable boomer and I'm only in my 30s.
>>713709594chat is this real
>>713708447 (OP)>*unintelligible monkey noises*They actually "talk" like this, too.
like this
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>713709594Just put the fries in the bag lil bro
>>713708447 (OP)Sonny, life is not easy for those who choose Sega as a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-TIV_jhzk
unc's situation is crazy :skull: :skull:
>>713708447 (OP)prove him wrong
you cant
>>713708447 (OP)>git gud lol>zoomer proceeds to piss and shit his diaper
>>713709183You sir, just one the internet! +1 Internetz to you.
And remember, the narwhal bacons at midnight! ROW WOE FITE DA POWA!!!
>>713709594>Having a job that allows children in the areaGrim.
>>713708447 (OP)"Sorry, english only"
>>713709594you got yourself into this situation, fren
teens are like niggers, you do your best in life to avoid dealing with them
>>713709817WINRAR
THIS WINS THE INTERNET +1
LMAO ROFLCOPTER
HHAHAHA EPIC FAIL LOLOLOLOL
how bad will things get when gen alphas get onto the internet and start working
>>713708547millenials censored gaming and will ban anyone who disrespects their jewish overlords
>>713709153that's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person i'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but i could easily.
Fuck takeshi gon do?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wOjNgQRu1BA
>>713709927>when gen alphas get onto the internetoh nigga...
>>713709927>when gen alphas get onto the internet>whenblud doesn't know
98 zoomie here
i've literally never ever heard anyone speak like this irl
>>713709927these ''zoomer'' slangs ARE actually alphas, milllenitroons just don't want to let go of zoomer hate jewish propaganda.
Are they afraid of aging so much they resorts to using nigger ass words like unc to make themselves feel better
>>713709105that would be "fewer" actually
>>713709153I can't eat at all and I'm going to die soon from malnourishment so no
>millenidroids are so scared of aging and dying off they need to lash out at imaginary scenarios now
the worst part of dating teenaged girls is a lot of them talk like this, at least for a month or two until they start mimicking you
>>713710181Go to the bathroom unc you're shitting yourself
>>713709594bro is gettin aura farmed at his j*b
>>713710320>the worst part of dating teenaged girlsAw hell nah who let diddy in here
>>713710020Ya see, people dog piled him for this cos he's a fat fuck and said it was an average sized portion but the second part is so fucking true. I can absolutely gorg myself on mcdonalds and I'll be full as fuck for like 40 minutes then after that I'm absolutely starving. No other fast food is like that for me.
millsissies been very quiet since this dropped fr
>>713708447 (OP)Say nothing. Just kill him silently.
>>713710501you won't do shit unc
>>713710501ts aint tuff bro sybau
>>713710501bro think he the main character
>>713710501Stoic fragging is a viable option
>>713708840>zoomer speak is just light ebonicsAmerica is a black country now. Niggers have fully dominated your culture.
>>713710501Bro thinks he's in an edit
What slurs do zoomers use? Last Christmas I dropped a nigger-bomb at the dinner table and everyone else laughed except my zoomer cousin who looked like I had just snapped a puppy's neck in front of her.
>>713710772>heryou just know
>>713710630unc is clueless
just waiting for old farts to die off fr so we can rebuild ts ong
>>713710501>xhe thinks millenials have enough muscle mass to hurt average zoomchad
>>713710772depends wildly on gender and upbringing. zoomer women tend to be allergic even to very recently acceptable ones like 'retard', explaining the reaction you experienced
>>713710772"unc" is a slur that makes millennials seethe
>>713710826dang absolute cinema fr
>>713710772>things that never happenedzoomers are the most racist and anti-jewish gen so far, at least in my country in central yurop.
>>713710860>retard is an unacceptable slurThat's retarded. And gay.
>>713708447 (OP)You lost the match because you suck. I lost the match because I'm 34 and the coworker I fell in love with broke my heart leading me to go insane and made me realize that all the memes about being 30 are true and that there's no hope for me ever having a family.
We are NOT the same.
finna sus ngl mewing cap ong cooked deadass
>>713711041newgen ahh post
Stop speaking like zoomers I bet most of you are like 28-35 year olds.
>>713711075chat is this real?
>>713711030>>713711041as a zoomer i have no idea what these words even mean
>>713708671Diddy is a rapper that was convicted of multiple sex crimes and exposed for having obscenely degenerate sex parties.
>>713711024>I'm 34 and the coworker I fell in love with broke my heart leading me to go insane and made me realize that all the memes about being 30 are true and that there's no hope for me ever having a family.
>>713711118lil bro couldnt afford internet until 2025
>>713710826>all the anti-zoomer threads are made by literal shitskinswell.. i am not surprised at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE
>>713711156All the memes are true though. Just like they are all true for zoomers. You think things were getting better for men? lmao
>>713708447 (OP)Sybau imma hit up the pizza ranch, cya Gurt.
>>713709153I could eat that leisurely within 20 minutes and I'm 6'2 176 pounds.
>>713708547They're trying to sound like black people who are so lazy they shorten a 1 syllable word.
>>713708447 (OP)he's right though?
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>I could eat that leisurely within 20 minutes and I'm 6'2 176 pounds.
>Nope can't say no bad words or streamer will have his video demonetized
>zoomies are brainwashed into self censoring
>>713711531AYOOOOOOOOOO
@GROK IS THIS REAL
>>713711586>he thinks zoomers use Xitter or AIrookie mistake
>>713711674yeah only millennials use that slop
Ayooo how my rizzlers doin fr?
lil milli unc in the house fr
no stanning boutta finna hit dem 40s like the gyatts scrolling down tiktoks
ayop fr my cuh i aint aaah
>>713708447 (OP)What does ahh mean?
wake up in the morning feelin like P Diddy
>>713711746its the A word if you know what i mean
>>713708447 (OP)those are some dicksucking ass lips
>>713708447 (OP)your future is ash and i'm the blame
>>713708547Zoomers grew up glued to youtube and tiktok videos that have very strict restrictions on what can be said. It's why they unironically use terms like "unalive" and constantly self-censor.
>>713711674They do. There's literally constant stories about zoomers using ChatGPT for their homework.
>1 thread that diss the sharty
>/v/ suddenly full of artificial beaner threads
Holy fuck, What happened to this site?
>>713708447 (OP)only zoomer iโve seen pull off that stupid haircut, iโd let him blow me
>>713709153I am getting a heart attack just from looking at this picture
>>713708447 (OP)>post anything about zoomers>more than 100 replies guaranteedwhat is wrong with this board holy shit
>>713711918ZQQMCHVD website. millennials go this way >>>/r/eddit
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>be me, 98 zoomie
>grew up playing CS 1.6
>all of us in-game calling eachother faggots, retards, niggers, pussies, cunts
>try out any other modern MP
>try to say these words
>get banned by millenial admin/system
uhhh.. well at least TF2 allows me to spam slurs freely.
>>713711953>>713711973pretty sure millenials are the ones who bump these threads
>>713711918millenials running psy-ops 24/7 for their jewish overlords
>>713711459It's actually because they self censor from fear of getting banned/demonetized.
>zoomer male lingo: imitating black people ("ay cuh you finna boutta rizz" etc)
>zoomer girl lingo: imitating gay men ("slayyyy", "you ate" etc)
why is it like that
>>713712083gay nigger propaganda
AYOOO LISTEN CUH AYOO NOT EVEN THE RIZZLER AIGHT FR
WHY DID THE MILLENNIAL CROSS THE ROAD?
HE NO CAP
>>713712083>women imitate faggotsanon, think about what you just said for a moment
>>713711979Hate to tell you this
But those are Gen X fags who are for some reason trying to redeem themselves for their edgy phases as teens now
>>713711918we own this bitch fr
>>713712083the world is healing type shit fr
>>713712083Gay men imitate women actually.
>>713712005>kiwitrannies the obese transgender doxxniggers talking about how other communities are "destructive"they need to kill themselves posthaste
>>713708447 (OP)>gg ezUnlike zoomies this aint my first rodeo
>Parasitic zoomers throwing a tantrum and trying to deflect criticism
Ironic.
yo best thread on the /v/ chat right now ong
>>713712162>But those are Gen X fags who are for some reason trying to redeem themselves for their edgy phases as teens nowsomeone post that picture of all the millennial youtubers that had troll remorse
>>713712212unc's situation is crazy
>>713712149He's right though. None of these catchphrases are being made by women.
Does /v/ even create anything anymore? Why does this board regurgitate shit from Twitter and Reddit while also refusing to create anything new?
Zoomers are gonna lose their fucking minds when they start hitting 30 and realize they are no longer the "it" generation Gen Alpha is gonna give em hell and it's gonna be funny.
>>713712313That's just the entire Something Awful forums. Most of who ARE Gen X
>>713712358They are being made by women.
>>713708547Tik Tok doesn't let you say ass, kill, etc.
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>ruins gaming
>censors everything
>give more power to the corporations and israel
>proceed to blame zoomers for these things
why did they do it? ...
>>713712415>the "it" generationwhat does this mean?
>>713712415and you'll be shitting in diapers by then
>>713712358โYasโ and โslayโ is just sheboon Ebonics.
>>713708547ahh = ass
grape emoji = rape
ninja emoji = nigga or nigger
bih = bitch
dih = dick
huzz = hoes
There's like a million more but I'm convinced these are invented to dodge Roblox and Tiktok bans kek
>>713712465>Ignore the boomers and yuppie Gen X people in charge
>>713711156Jezz bro take a joke.
>>713712415No one says โitโ-(noun), I bet you still think โhipโ is hip.
why do milenials seethe when zoomers play video games?
>>713712415>having powerfantasies in work hours about the age group you hate getting "HECKIN DESTROYED!"reevaluate your life
>>713712646>forced animation IRL
>>713712703>metapostingkino based I look like this, brrrrraaap
Rate my jokes
Why did the zoomer cross the road?
Who asked?
Why did the zoomer do the rain dance?
Nah that aint it chief
What did the rizzler say to his brother in christ?
blud
What did the European bottle say to the American bottle?
No cap
How many gyatts does it take to screw in a bussy?
One bussin
How did the zoomer go when blud went deadass?
It just hits different
Who did the vibe check when lil'p linked up with biggy'b?
need it or keep it
Why did the zoomer have no gucci drip?
Because it slaps :skull:
Is this the do you have stairs in your house thread?
>>713711979Holy shit, you're 98 years old and you started playing at Counterstrike? Enjoy your retirement I guess
>>713712212these are my favorite things
>>713712786who let bro cook
>>713712786never cook again/10
>>713712513When pop-culture is formed by their tastes. When every single corporation is trying to appeal to the current "youth" demographic.
fr imagine if boomers spent 300 billions on affordable housing or some shit
>>713712646Troons are so fucking repulsive, unc should have self deleted in 2007 before turning into that thing lmao
>>713711128And is about to have all of the charges dropped
>>713712646Hahaha quirk chungus!
>>713712786>Why did the zoomer do the rain dance?>Nah that aint it chiefKEEEEEEEEEEK
>>713712786ts is so buns icl
>>713708540double it and give it to the next person
>>713712786oh HELL naw *vine boom*
>>713708447 (OP)>this bih ahh huzz unc think he sure not goin down
>>713712603This
Don't fall for the boomer/gen x psy-op
This faggoty generational shit flinging all came from them
>>713712548They absolutely are
>>713713052it aint that deep lil bro
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>>713708447 (OP)alpha and z-tards has done irreparable damage to society. fuck your niggerspeak lingo.
>>713713110Learn how to english.
>>713713110>has doneeslGOD...
>>713712786someo of them are pretty good
>>713713110good morning saar ahh blud
>>713708447 (OP)>Get good, faggotI'd give him the the old Xbox Live treatment.
>>713713110>jeets are the ones behind zoomer seethe postsimagine my shock
>>713713110Gemmy, stay here, ludo, based, kino, keyed sovl!
>>713712786put the fries in the bag lil bro
Millenials worshipped niggers.
Zoomers want to be niggers.
>>713713110>literal streeyshitter>gooner fanChecks out
>>713713110blud got ratiod so hard fr
>>713713110This! So much this! Dem n00bs got pwnd! WINRAR ROFLCOPTER
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE! THE CAKE IS A LE LIE
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>born in 1997 so considered a zoomer
>have absolutely no idea what the fuck the anons in this thread are talking about
All I know is "sigma" and "slay" and that's only because of my 8 year old niece.
>>713713110bro will never cook again
>>713712841>>713712882>>713712958>>713712965My jokes part 2:
Let him cook:
he cooked ngl rip
Touch graaah
He unalived himself
Who, cuh?
There's a party and you're not invited
Well I took several seats
Ayo he cappin with that fanum tax
he just nappin bro, u ok?
stop yappin
well well well
>>713713435because nobody uses these termns unironically. it's irony poisoned millennial niggers acting retarded and tripling down on ebonics and other millennials copying them because they worship niggers and hang on their every word.
>>713713532bro losing aura with every post
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>>713713532@grok what is blud yapping about
>>713713621This trvke shit is fucking zoomer slang (gay) too.
I got banned from X for hate speech arguing with trannies.
>>713713315>the most racist gen wants to be niggershuh?
>>713712176The slang he used comes from gays, not women.
>>713713810Zoomers are retarded.
>>713713876>moving goalpostmillenidroids really are the niggers of generations
>>713713532>Well I took several seatsThat's millennialspeak, icl unc fr fell off w ts :skull:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Adqo8pLtUoo
>>713710501mfs just be yappin
>>713713810Racism has no limits
>>713713959I'm explaining why they experience the cognitive dissonance you mentioned you absolute nonce.
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Those who know :skull:
>>713708447 (OP)360 no scope LOL
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>fucking zoomers man
>>713708447 (OP)Bro I'm busy pissing. Can you repeat that?
>>713710024takeshibros....
Dih is the only funny zoomer self censor word everything else (especially ahh) is embarrasing to read
>>713714349GO TO THE BATHROOM. NOW!!!!!!
>>713713435>born in 1991>have no idea what 99% of my generation is talking about.Seriously, I feel like I lived under a rock sometimes.
>>713714361Well, it's copying the slurring cadence of a drugged out trap-rapper. It's less censorship, and more emulating the delivery. It's why we got nigga from nigger, it wasn't inherently a ploy to make it a term of endearment, it was just how southerners pronounced an already mispronounced word (negro).
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>>713713669>>713713589>>713713570Jokes part 3:
Lil unc aura farming the real estate market
L + ratio'd but let him cook he lowkey roofied ts pom icl iykyk yjk
what's at the bottom of the well?
well well
chat is this real?
chat: @grok is this real?
grok: is it tho?
AYOO :O
why did the chicken cross the jockey?
if it aint grok dont fix it