now you can skip bosses with the push of a button - /v/ (#713732980) [Archived: 771 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:47:12 PM No.713732980
im_a_pussy_button
im_a_pussy_button
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Do you think more games should add this?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:49:01 PM No.713733096
>>713732980 (OP)
It's optional and I personally don't think the bossfights were the "thing to come for" in the first game. Why not?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:49:54 PM No.713733164
1750682304789398
1750682304789398
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>Ganespot says the game is a solid 9 out of 10 but dropped 2 points for "tropes against women" and the skip button mocking those who need (((accessibility options)))
Based. Put it in every game.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:51:21 PM No.713733275
>>713732980 (OP)
It's for journalists and special snow flakes
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:54:23 PM No.713733480
I don't care what fags and women do
stop trying to tell me about them. stop insisting that I MUST pay attention to what faggots and women do. I hope you get hit by a truck
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:54:46 PM No.713733508
soyak death stranding, vtuber tv
soyak death stranding, vtuber tv
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:56:18 PM No.713733596
>>713732980 (OP)
Does it mark you in any way as a pussy like the chicken hat in MGSV did?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:28 PM No.713733673
>>713733596
You mean besides telling you into your face that you're a make-believe la-la-land cheat?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:57:50 PM No.713733707
French budget bridges
French budget bridges
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>>713733508
he's just like me fr fr
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:22 PM No.713733745
>>713732980 (OP)
Why would I want tedious bossfights in my walking sim?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:31 PM No.713733754
the bosses suck anyways, why do you think it takes skill to beat them
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:32 PM No.713733757
>>713733673
Yeah, besides that.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:58:45 PM No.713733772
>>713733480
I get the feeling they're on your mind a lot as it is without anyone mentioning them
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:01 PM No.713733796
Really shows the faith he has in the consumer
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:59:53 PM No.713733867
>>713732980 (OP)
>paying $70 for a movie that is a "game"
what did Kojima mean by this?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:00:44 PM No.713733923
retard pepe
retard pepe
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>>713732980 (OP)
Whatever - buy product, moooo
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:01:25 PM No.713733972
1726347535753712
1726347535753712
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Why should I have to actually play the game?
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:10:22 PM No.713734651
>>713733923
His legs never cross each other when he turns
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:14:13 PM No.713734979
>>713732980 (OP)
Not a huge Kojima fan but this is hilarious and I respect him immensely for actually adding "journalism mode" to a game. Genuinely, good job lad.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:17:07 PM No.713735230
>>713733596
According to some seething retard on reddit you actually get a bad ending if you use the skip function on the last 3 bosses.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:17:30 PM No.713735251
>>713732980 (OP)
The boss fights were terrible in the first one so I can't be too upset by this.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:40:18 PM No.713737284
chris-roberts-raping-his-customers
chris-roberts-raping-his-customers
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I will gladly skip every boss fight in every video game. They are never fun. They are stupid puzzles with 1-shot mechanics, or they are simply long healthbars that take a bunch of repeated patterns to beat.

>oh you figured out the boss's weakness
>spend 10 minutes repeating that action to chip away at the health bar
>oh it has a phase 2
>repeat

Boss battles are garbage roadblocks to bring games to a screeching halt. The 90% of the rest of every game is the actual fun part.

Let's not forget that no status effects work on bosses. It's a complete miracle for a game to allow you to poison a boss. Heaven forbid your abilities work on a boss. Games seriously need a tag for this. "Abilities work on bosses" or some sort of tag would be revolutionary and embarrassing for 99% of developers.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:49:38 PM No.713738187
>>713737284
I can't even tell if posts like this are bait anymore. Well played.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:58:03 PM No.713738978
>>713738187
Boss battles are shit.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:03:48 PM No.713739481
>>713738187
It's mental retardation.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:29:44 PM No.713741718
>>713732980 (OP)
Now girls can finish games just like boys!
YAAAAS!
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:30:46 PM No.713741816
>>713733480
>I don't care what fags and women do
But because of them, games that YOU play are being modified to suit them and not you.
This does effect you.