Thread 713734094

People are having unironic IRL mental breakdowns over the latest Mario Kart update.

>>713734094 (OP)
After the update I returned my switch, got a full refund and bought a PS5.

>>713734094 (OP)
>reddit
lmao

and they will keep buying nintenslop asset flips for $80

I just play Mario Kart for single player and couch multiplayer anyway

>youtube community
Oh no! Not the youtube community!

nintendo already got their money theirs nothing they can do about it

>>713734094 (OP)
it's $80 and the game is basically unplayable. completely fair crashout.

>>713734094 (OP)
>Can't wait to see what the YouTube community has to say about all this

>>713734094 (OP)
>Can't wait to see all the clickbait about this
This is unprecedented levels of NPC

>buying a new system for 1 (one) launch title
i get it if you thought this was an upgrade to the switch 1 and you skipped that generation but S1 tendies who bought this are retarded

>>713734961
>I'm being forced to actually engage with the systems the game was designed for. It's unplayable!

Do you complain about being forced to explore the open world in BOTW too?

>>713735159
the open world in botw isn't dogshit

Nintendo literally deleted millions of hours of creativity when they shut down Mario Maker. They will shut down the Switch 2 servers too in 2035 and will rob you of your $80.

>>713735353
>Nintendo literally deleted millions of hours of creativity when they shut down Mario Maker.
while that sucks, all the levels were archived, so it could be much worse.

>>713734094 (OP)
AHHH FUCK
I CANT BELIEVE NINTENDO HAVE DONE THIS

>>713734094 (OP)
>Noooo, but I vooted! This an attack on our democracy!

Whats an intermission track?

>>713736407
There is no such thing as an intermission track.

There IS such a thing as a connection track, but for some reason Redditrannies refuse to use the correct term.

>>713736903
It's literally because in the treehouse segment, there was a menu screen that showed "intermissions" as an option, but I believe this actually refers to the wait time between races in a lobby. Still, people misinterpreted this as the connecting courses.

>>713734094 (OP)
>person complaining about a change they don't like
>Nintendo Derangement Syndrome is reaching unprecedented levels
you're right but not for the reason you think you are

>buy game
>company forcefully changes it against your will to your detriment
>complain
>get called deranged
It's rough being a casual nintendo enjoyer these days...

>>713737885
Do you think it's normal to be "heartbroken" over an update to a video game? Especially when said update only changes one minor feature in one online mode?

How do people get so weirdly attached to video games? If a game is shit I just go "this is shit" and stop playing. Why do people say cringey shit like they are heart broken? Thats just embarrassing behaviour.

>>713734094 (OP)
Who's the biggest tendie: the nintendo fan criticizing this update, or the nintendo fan defending it?

>>713737974
it's obvious clickbait hyperbole, but it's still annoying for them
also why is it always this shit with you cultists
>it's only a small minor irrelevant change who cares??? stop complaining and just accept it???

>>713734919
>>713735113
>>713735130
>they said in a reddit thread on 4chan

>>713737974
>Do you think it's normal to be "heartbroken" over an update to a video game?
do you think it's abnormal for a person to use hyperbolic language on the internet
that's an especially strange position to take considering where we are right now

>>713734094 (OP)
Why are tendies like this?

>>713738139
So I'm the cultist?

Not the guy who was talking about how he was "protesting against Nintendo with the power of his votes" by selecting "Random" in a Mario Kart lobby?

>>713738037
your dad who left you to play with mario

>>713738327
He's just a retard.
you're a cultist for defending a company taking away choice.

>>713738139
>Just accept it
Yes
So?
Who the fuck gives you the righto say Nintendo did anything wrong? You think you know better than Nintendo?

Reminder snoy, they just got done selling millions of video game consoles

>>713734094 (OP)
I think the funniest thing about all this seethe is that it's over fucking Mario Kart of all games

90% of people just buy to dick around with their friends at parties. They probably don't even notice the tracks are different

>>713738476
i don't think Nintendo™'s going far enough then.
think they need to just ban anyone who plays the game wrong too. Why should they ruin the intended experience dear Nintendo™ crafted and thanklessly provide to their fans for a mere and honest $80?

>>713738638
Agreed, everyone should be forced to play like the 90%. What are they, friendless?

Next they'll say that they play it competitively or smfh lmao

>>713738426
So the people who would vote random en-masse pre-update to prevent people from playing connected courses WEREN'T taking away choice?

>>713736903
What an autistic response

>>713738749
They have the choice to re-queue :)

Tendies are cattle. I saw the exact same guy say that World was great even if you don't like the single lap tracks because you had this random option now defend nintendo removing that option.

>>713738356
Racist
I'm black

>>713734739
pissy master race stay winning with fully original high quality content nightreign and duskbloods!

>>713734094 (OP)
If by “Nintendo Derangement Syndrome” you mean I’m not an autist who has an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a corporation that preys on nostalgia and fleeces consumers at every turn, and my entire existence isn’t built around acting as an unpaid cheerleader for aforementioned multi-billion-dollar corporation, yeah, I suppose I’ve got Nintendo Derangement Syndrome.

>>713738476
>>713738638
>>713738738
reddit spacing retard

>>713734094 (OP)
Good it's funny

>>713735140
I mean, I had the OG switch since launch, I'd shell out money to play switch 1 games on better hardware but I'm not giving my money to these corpos anymore on principle

>>713738938
cope and seethe idiot

you do not know how to make games better than nintendo. you didn't just make a 150 million strong launch. they did, fact.

>>713738914
And all other third party games. You forgot those.

>>713739120
reddit spacing retard

>>713734919
>>713735113
>>713735130
>least unaware reddit screencap thread enthusaists

>>713734094 (OP)
>they took this up the ass
Nintendo needs to put ads in the game, it'd be funny.

>>713734094 (OP)
>Spend $500 on a console with 1 game and shitty specs
>Have a mental breakdown when that 1 game is updated to force you to play the worst parts of the game
Yeah that’s pretty reasonable.

>>713734094 (OP)
>tendies bought a kart racer
>that you can't race karts in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man I feel so sorry for tendies. Hey at least you can fetch- sorry, I meant find collectibles with your literal who scrimblo roster.

If you want to have actual fun on the go, sell off your Shitch and come buy a Deck OLED. We're waiting for you over on PC.

>>713739387
and do PPL with IRL car brands, and copy roblox too, tendies want a Nintendo hyper-reality hellscape

>>713734094 (OP)
Tendies eating their own.... reduced to barbarism....

I can't believe people play mario kart sitting down at home and using it as an home console. The only way I'd play that shit was if I was on a beach chilling or on watching a sunset

>>713739751
Imagine playing it online in general

>>713737980
they have nothing else in life

>>713735140
What if I bought it as an upgrade to my Switch 1 games, and also to play Switch 2 games? You know they're making more than Mario Kart World, right?

>>713738749
No. They were choosing their preferred option. The choice was still there for people who don't like racing in a racing game

I do feel personally insulted. I've been an open world hater since 2001. And it seems to invade every fucking thing I love. We had one escape in this game to play regular ass video games and they took it away.

cry about it faggots
stop wasting literal days of practicing cheating shortcuts in time trials like a sweaty tryhard for your retarded elo and PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

>>713738805
I smell reddit

>>713740989
cry about it faggots
stop wasting literal days of crying about losing in multiplayer like a sweaty tryhard over your retarded elo and PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

>>713739587
>downloading me
Would you download a redditor /v/?

>>713739587
>Womp womp?

>>713734094 (OP)
What’s wrong with the update?

Keep in mind I’m a well-adjusted, normal person and not terminally online.

>>713737974
Nobody would ever by hyperbolic on the internet.
>proceeds to exclaim the entire world is on the brink of nuclear armageddon because there was a gay man in some random movie

>>713737980
The game came out two weeks ago and is supposed to sustain mario kart for the entirety of the Switch 2's life cycle. A lot of people who like a certain franchise will mostly play games from that franchise, this is true for many franchises.

Just telling people to play other games when you realize an update that enshittifies the entire matchmaking system is not a solution. It's not even addressing the problem that the patch is shit.

Imagine you spend 40K on a car, it completely shits itself after two weeks and the dealership says
>bro why are you so upset it's just a car? you still have your old one laying around right? just drive that

>>713740774
>The choice was still there for people who don't like racing in a racing game
And the choice is still here for people who don't like connected courses in the game which advertised itself everywhere as "the racing game with connected courses".

You can literally put Mario Kart 8 in your Switch 2 right now and play nothing but 3 lap courses to your hearts content.

>>713741592
>Just telling people to play other games when you realize an update that enshittifies the entire matchmaking system is not a solution.
How is it "enshittifying" when it's literally just making you play the game with the features it was designed to have?

What on earth made you buy a game called Mario Kart WORLD if you are so repulsed by its interconnected WORLD mechanics?

Can people still do 3 laps online with an alternative mode or did they just shoot themselves in the foot?

>Few months from now
>"Classic GP" and "Classic Online Races" announced as future content update.
>BASED NINTENDO GIVING PLAYERS WHAT THEY WANT

I work in a place that sells Switch 2s and today we had someone try and return a Mario Kart bundle that they'd had for a week and activated the game code for. Wonder if it's because of this update. He got told no btw. We suspect he's gonna try and fuck his console up and play the warranty card.

>>713741413
If you play online with randoms you're basically forced to play the shitty connection tracks where you only get one actual lap of the chosen course. Before you could get around it by picking random but Nintendo put out a new update to increase the chance of getting a track next to the one you just played.
The only way around it is playing premade lobbies because you're allowed to pick any track you want in those.

>>713734094 (OP)
Can someone explain why Nintendo would give a fuck if players want to vote for 3 lap tracks instead of intermission tracks?

>>713742040
Oh.

That’s it?

>>713741592
Womp womp? Who asked faggot. Downvote me all you like, dad still isn’t coming back home

>>713742052
No one truly knows why but it's been noticed how badly they're control freaking lately. They want you to play the game their way.

I don't mind the connecting tracks, but it'd be nice to have at least another lap of the actual track chosen.

>>713742121
Yeah. Just makes it feel worse to play.

>>713742121
The problem is people want to race on the tracks but you only do the last lap actually on the track. You spend 2/3 of your time racing just driving down highways which are just straight lines a lot of the time.

>>713742008
I think this is the best part about this whole ordeal. People were bragging about Mario kart world being cheaper due to the bundle, but now they cant sell the game now that it's shit

>>713742052
Because it breaks the entire point of the game.

You had entire lobbies of people all voting random specifically to avoid connected courses. It was clearly a huge problem and if it wasn't put a stop to, it would've become the established "meta" and nobody would've ever been able to play connected courses online again.

Best for Nintendo to rip the bandaid off early so the sweaties get over it sooner and people can actually play the game how it was intended.

>>713734094 (OP)
>Pretty much remove 3 laps tracks from the game
>Sell it as a feature in Mario Kart Worlds Deluxe
>80 usd
>"OH MY GOD!!! NINTENDO FINALLY LISTENED TO US!!!!!"

>>713742164
>They want you to play the game their way.
I mean that's what everybody in the pre-update lobbies were doing too.

"No, you CANNOT play connected courses even if you like them! You must ONLY play 3 lap races forever!"

The irony of these people now turning around and complaining Nintendo gave them the same treatment is hilarious.

>>713742270
I want to do the latter because its more dynamic and interesting

>>713736903
>Language policing for the multi billion dollar company
I'm sorry, intermission track has caught on, you can't change language like this.

>>713742358
>and nobody would've ever been able to play connected courses online again.
What is Knockout Tour

>>713742459
Words have objective meanings, Anon.

If everybody suddenly decided to start calling Pokeballs "Pokespheres" it doesn't change the official name is Pokeballs.

>>713734094 (OP)
I don't play Mario Kart. Somebody explain this to me

>>713742358
Except knockout tour already exists. The only way to play the courses regularly now is in private lobbies.
There's no reason why they couldn't have made an online mode where you only play the course itself without the straight drive up to it taking up the bulk of the laps.

>>713742591
why

>>713742534
Knockout Tour only allows you to race in specific pre-made rallies that follow the same path every time.

In regular race lobbies, you can play connected courses that don't appear in any Grand Prix or Knockout Tour.

The way things were going pre-update, there were entire courses in the game that you simply couldn't play unless you went into a private lobby or a VS race against CPUs and intentionally selected them, because the chances of actually getting a connected course in many online lobbies was so low.

Remember there is an insanely high number of connections in the game. Any two tracks which are next to each other have a connected course. Only a small number of them are included in GPs/KO Tours.

>>713742358
That makes no sense. If the majority of people wanted to play connected courses, then they wouldn't vote random. How is it bad if players don't have to play the kind of course they voted against? If the players felt that intermission tracks weren't getting enough play, they could just...vote for them, right?

>>713742634
>Except knockout tour already exists. The only way to play the courses regularly now is in private lobbies.
See here: >>713742731

Knockout Tours only give you a limited pre-set collection of connected courses.

>>713738306
Nintendo basically raised them, after their parents more or less abandoned them.
This is telling someone their dad is, in fact, a bad person who doesn't have their best interest in mind.

>>713742358
>You had entire lobbies of people all voting random specifically to avoid connected courses
Maybe nintendo shouldn't have made half the tracks so shit and antithetical to mario kart that a majority of the players don't want to even interact with them.

>>713742731
>Knockout Tour only allows you to race in specific pre-made rallies that follow the same path every time.
Which is the way Nintendo intended you to play the game

>>713737980
There are much worse things to be doing than being sad a game you like got worse.

>>713735140
I got it now to not have to pay $80 for Mario Kart.

what creates brand loyalism of this degree?

>>713734094 (OP)
>fan of the game
>nintendo derangement
???

>>713734094 (OP)
Maybe the guy should've voted with his wallet instead of play-voting.

>>713741592
You made the troons upset with this one, kang.

>>713742981
mental illness post iwata

You people sure do say shit a lot.

>>713742897
Nintendo is intended to be fucking retarded because this is clearly a bad idea. Why even allow you to race on just the tracks offline if you cant do it online. It's them being fucking stupid and not knowing their playerbase

>>713742798
>If the majority of people wanted to play connected courses, then they wouldn't vote random. How is it bad if players don't have to play the kind of course they voted against?
Why should the majority be allowed to force the way they want to play on the minority?

This is the problem with most online games in fact. Sweatyfags dominate so hard and spend so many hours on the game that they get to dictate how everybody else can play. The most notorious example being Smash tourneyfags forcing the "no items" meme. But it happens to every game eventually. Every game ends up with an established meta and rules, and if you're a guy who just wants to have fun your own way, you're shit out of luck and have no option but to play private matches with friends who feel the same way as you.

I even remember this sort of thing happening with Mario Kart before. MKDS was unenjoyable to play online because every match was full of compfags abusing snaking. So if you couldn't keep up with those tactics, you had to accept having a sub-par experience.

I think modern Nintendo is very aware of these kinds of problems and wants to guide people towards an online experience that is more casual-friendly and party game oriented. And I find that refreshing.

>>713742551
Oh, dear.
You're a prescriptive linguist.
Well, if nothing else, I can at least point you in the right direction. If you actually want to change the way people speak, convincing a bunch of socially isolated people won't work. Even if you did convince anyone (statistically you won't, populations like this tends to be very resistant to attempts to leverage linguistic prestige), those changes wouldn't go anywhere.
You need to convince preteen girls to talk the way you want, if you want to actually effect change.
So go convince them. I'm sure they're very interested in your opinions on the subject.

>>713734094 (OP)
Did the game really not let you pick any normal tracks so people had to pick random?

>>713742897
No they didn't.

They made every adjacent track have a connected course between them because they wanted you to race on them.

If they only wanted you to race connected courses on GPs/KO Tours, then GPs/KO Tours would be the only connections in the game.

>>713743153
Anon you and me both know even the super casual players will be done with the game in a month. Why even focus on players that have zero staying power.

>>713743145
And yet that's the way they made the game.
If you don't like it, go play MK8

>>713742121
>>713742358
>>713742156
>>713741727
Hello yawnfag. Or maybe you live in famitsu threads 24/7?

>>713743314
That's fine, I can just not play. I'm still going to say it's retarded and likely to alienate their playerbase. Nothing about this is going to be beneficial to them in the long run.

>>713743286
Because Nintendo don't want the average person who buys Mario Kart to go online and have a restricted experience because sweaties demand you must play the way they intended.

You are thinking in terms restricted solely to the diehard Mario Kart fanbase, but Nintendo are thinking in terms of 99.9% of Switch 2 owners. They want to sell this game to practically everybody who buys a Switch 2.

>>713742551
>If everybody suddenly decided to start calling Pokeballs "Pokespheres" it doesn't change the official name is Pokeballs.
NTA but Pokemon's pretty famous for having fan terminology supersede official terms. EVs (base points) and Starter Pokemon (First Partner Pokemon) come to mind.

>>713743192
yes
nintendo saw all ppl picking random to avoid their shitty intermission and it made them upset

>>713734094 (OP)
I have never seen a company cause so much derangement in people. Breaking launch records really broke so many minds. Nonstop seething threads about Nintendo. It’s causing severe mental illness at levels we’ve never seen before.

See friends, this is why you don't buy games (or consoles) at launch. Enjoy your $80 straight line simulator and the rabid fans telling you you're enjoying the game incorrectly.

>>713743436
>Nothing about this is going to be beneficial to them in the long run.
It won't affect them at all, you are seriously delusional if you think it will.

Are we seriously repeating the same thing from 2 months ago when you all said Switch 2 would flop like Wii U because of $80 games? Lmao.

>>713743538
>Nonstop seething threads about Nintendo.
they didn't need a new console launch for that to happen

>>713743468
They definitely hate the term "EV" because it sounds exactly like "Eevee".

>>713743579
>and the rabid fans telling you you're enjoying the game incorrectly.
Agreed, the people mass-voting random courses pre-update were extremely rabid and annoying.

>>713743468
Pseudos are supposed to be called "Powerhouse Pokemon".
Also Archaludon is supposed to be one of them.
I
Don't forget terms like ubers.
I think literally the only term for competitive that Pokemon themselves made was Little Cup, and even then, that was whoever made Stadium 2.

>>713735453
Wait my super cool level is still out there somewhere?

>>713741413
This is gonna get ignored by the hundreds of ragebaiters but basically before the update when you chose random you could end up in either a 3 lap race or those intermission tracks but it looks like now they fixed(?) it so if random ends up selecting a course thats connects from the last track you raced on you'll do an intermission from track a to b however you can still end up in 3 lap that track to the next keep in mind that all tracks have multiple ways to enter and leave so you're just more likely to end up getting an intermission track rather than a standard 3 lap track that you can also still get if you choose random.
as to why they did this when there's a whole mode (knockout tour) dedicated to these routes is beyond me but i do think it's annoying that now there's a higher chance of getting the intermission tracks because some are just straight ass like the koopa beach ones

>>713743461
You realize how retarded this is.

Sweaties are still going to win if they want. They are just going to be in the back of the pack and wait until the final stretch to boost to the lead. It's just going to be so boring that most will quit, along with a lot of casual players I bet.

>>713737980
>embarrassing behaviour
In this particular case it's because the tendie realized he just spent $500 on a console that he's stuck with for the next eight years from a company that hates him and makes it their mission to actively prevent him from having any degree of fun.

>>713743702
>Most people like playing actual courses
>Wow this is really annoying, I want to force them to drive in straight lines instead, look at how annoying these people are when they use their vote to express their preference for actual courses

>>713744102
>New Mario Kart game is announced with the big gimmick being interconnected courses
>It's shown off in every trailer and every gameplay livestream
>Sweaties buy the game
>"WOOOOOOOOOWWWWW WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY AM I BEING FORCED TO PLAY INTERCONNECTED COURSES?!"

>Haha i wonder what kinda crazy shit this guy is complaining about
>Oh wait this is a completely valid complaint from an actual player.

>>713744235
>game also shows off races that have 3 laps
>many people find that they prefer these 3-lap races to the intermission + 1-lap formula
>you cannot explicitly choose a 3-lap race in multiplayer

>>713738306
tendies are valve jeets. normal people bought switch 2.

>>713734094 (OP)
I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my party because of this Mario Kart update. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This game has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. That seals the deal. I am no longer a Mario Kart fan. I've been a fan since 1992 and a competitive player since 1996. I officially will not be renewing my online subscription next month nor will I watch gameplay on youtube ever again. Nintend𐐬 is officially the worst gaming company in history.

Goodbye Mario Kart. I am no longer a fan.

>>713741187
If you could download a tiny pRedditor, would you torture it?

>>713734919
>>713735113
The reason these people say they belong to the (insert interest here) "community" is because they have no in-person (real) friends and are incredibly lonely.

It's sad. I pray that they recover and make real friends they can be happy with.

>>713734094 (OP)
the update is the lesser of the problems.

the wario colosseum absence is the true crime.

>>713743846
This
It's weird seeing the notion that this is somehow the great equalizer, when it really, really isn't.
These can be optimized just as much, arguably even worse because there's even less room for counterplay. It's just that it's boring, because there's less counterplay.
This is literally the Smash argument for items, where casuals think they can beat people good at the game with items, when anyone good at the game will fucking DEMOLISH casuals with items, because the casual thinks camping with pokeballs and grabbing hammers is the peak of gameplay, while the pro does Z-drop infinite touch of death combos with random bullshit, and can parry a hammer to backthrow off a ledge. The strange belief that somehow, this choice favors the shitter is so strange, I have to wonder what talking head it came out of.

>>713744732
If Nintendo keeps catering to loyalty-spiraling "yes"-man tendies like those on /v/ and otherwise plugging their ears when their customers talk, they're gonna have another WiiU on their hands.

>>713745478
>SNES Rainbow Road gone
ITS NOT FAIR

>>713746135
>they're gonna have another WiiU on their hands.
Reminder of the latest sales figures from Japan:

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
4. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 7,504 / 130,625
5. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 5,887 / 17,825
6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
7. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,397 / 6,353,250
8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
10. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,861 / 17,261


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Xbox Series X|S – 191 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 28 (9.504.998)

The PS2 and PS4 really assraped tendies in the brain if they have to pretend this fucking hard to like an objectively dogshit and hostile change

>>713746407
Gonna laugh my ass off when World tops sales next time.

>>713734094 (OP)
>Heisenberg4653
Fucking lmao

>>713743626
I know but it’s eve more severe than typical.

Tendies be like

>>713746672
>than typical
Yes saar the Nintendo is doing the needful

>>713738638
>90% of people just buy to dick around with their friends at parties
that's the thing, all these people defending it are unaffected by the change. they don't play online to even know what exactly changed. so why are they defending it in the first place, i dont get it

>>713746685
They'll resort to pretending they're playing Yoshi Scoot 8 or start dead furfag garbage like Sonic or Crash.

So there really is no way to just play a track you want? You HAVE to play online in an open world?

>>713743773
I believe it should be somewhere in this archive. Sadly it's not very user friendly to use.

https://archive.org/details/super_mario_maker_courses_202105

>>713747074
You vote for 3 laps when it pops up or hope it pops up from Random. This is just forced controversy.

>>713737974
>>713737980
It's ok to be pissed off and complain on reddit, youtube, 4chan and twitter to get the dev's attention.

The issue here is that redditors are effeminate sois who make verything sound gay.

>>713734094 (OP)
If you played a Nintendo game and expected anything different you should probably be institutionalized.

>>713746876
Typically* shut your basterd mouth you benchod. I will redeem your younger sisters anus.

>>713734094 (OP)
>tendo strongly advertised intermission tracks and le open world
>tendies collectivelly losing their shit over getting exactly what they paid for
Atleast Sonic Crossworlds is around the corner and MK64 got a pc port recently.

>>713742358
Why is it a problem though? If entire lobbies were voting random then the people actually playing were getting what they wanted

>>713748448
The problem is that's not how Nintendo wants people to play their game. It's probably too long to do intermission+3 laps for kids in their mind.

>>713742731
So it's better that the majority gets forced into private lobbies now?

>>713734094 (OP)
If it's fun, why bother?
WE ALE NO FUN ARROWED NUTENDO NOW

>>713743461
You want to explain how 0.1% of players are able to dominate a voting system?

>>713749184
This one dude is false flagging and has been doing this since yesterday. He’s extremely pathetic. Unless he isn’t false flagging and is an honest to god tendie. That’s the only thing that would make him more pathetic than he currently is.

>now i have to use private lobbies to play the specific tracks I want to play and can't pub stomp literal children anymore
So?

>>713742121
Alright imagine that you're playing a match in whatever multiplayer game of your choice.
Imagine that a gimmick of that game is that every map where you play takes place in this interconnected world to give the players something to do in a single player campaign.

Now imagine every time you want to play the main game mode in random matchmaking instead of doing 15 minutes of gameplan you instead walk over from your current stage to the next stage for 5 straight minutes and do 5 minutes of whatever gameplay you're supposed to do.

The gimmick wears off within a day and you're instead left with a gutted multiplayer experience.

boring discussion imo!

>>713749627
>no leaderboard on a multiplayer game
damn, it's like you are bad at video games

>>713742731
>Knockout Tour only allows you to race in specific pre-made rallies that follow the same path every time.
lmao really? What's the point of connecting every track together if you can't pick a start/end point to race from? Seems like wasted effort

>>713750367
Why are toddlers like this?

>>713750675
Stop expecting Nintendo to justify the $80 price tag. Please understand.

>>713750963
I'm fine with a $100 price tag.

You guys kept spamming random like a child, making it dead obvious, so no other players could experience the other courses that they wanted to, so I don't know what you retards expecting Nintendo not to do. You fucked around and you found out. Get ready for Nintendo to make it a separate standalone mode for the spoiled babies in a update.

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They faked the sales numbers