>>718584262
Eat Them! for the PS3. Fun game where you play as a city destroying monster.
>>718583614
welcome to /v/

>>718144530
Playing this on my Steam Deck before launch was dope.

>>715392993
>>715394252
>>715394481
>>715394706
Have you tried talking about video games instead of crying about Reddit and trannies?
>>715394791
>post footage of a poorly set up nintendo emulator
>get a (You) with a webm showing said emulator properly set up
>have a melty when btfo

>>714189494
Ok but can I choose a specific track and race traditional 3 laps in Mario Kart World's online multiplayer, spammer-kun?

>>714154390
It's ok to admit you got duped into wasting $450 on a piece of shit tablet.
>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to pay for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

>tendies bought a kart racer
>that you can't race karts in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man I feel so sorry for tendies. Hey at least you can fetch- sorry, I meant find collectibles with your literal who scrimblo roster.

If you want to have actual fun on the go, sell off your Shitch and come buy a Deck OLED. We're waiting for you over on PC.

>>713734094
>tendies bought a kart racer
>that you can't race karts in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oh man I feel so sorry for tendies. Hey at least you can fetch- sorry, I meant find collectibles with your literal who scrimblo roster.

If you want to have actual fun on the go, sell off your Shitch and come buy a Deck OLED. We're waiting for you over on PC.

>>713649327
>The best 3D Fallout runs at 0fps on the shitch 2
>Armored Core runs at 0fps on the shitch 2
>90% of games run at 0fps on the shitch 2
>Cyberpunk dips into 20fps in Quality mode on the shitch 2
>The shitch 2 gamecube emulator is completely dogshit vs dolphin
>Mario Bagging World is fucking dull even compared to 8
>tendies have to pay money for a tech demo which should have been pack-in software
>tendies have to pay to get 60fps in a Wii U game
>Nintendo netcode is still horrifying dogshit
>no games outside of banana bing wahoo, metroid prime 4 is on yuzu day one
I feel sorry for tendies who have just caught up to the 1050ti. At least when you buy a Steam Deck, you can do whatever the fuck you want with it. Tendies have nothing but the eSlop and trannitsu threads.
>>713649136
Waiting for Deck 2
>>713649978
>SAAAAAAR YOU NEED TO REDEEM THE FALLOUT 3
>SAAAR TODD DOOKIED THE NCR
>SAAARRRR YOU ARE THE TRANNY SAAAAR
fuck you and fuck bethesda

>>713086043
Come and buy a Steam Deck, and you won't have to buy indies twice!

>>713033612
Deck shits on Switch 1 and 2, and you don't have to buy games twice (or once).

>>712993041
>console
Valve perfected the UMPC handheld and made consoles obsolete. All you need is a Deck + PC.

>>712975081
Let's clear up some misconceptions about the Steam Deck.

>it barely outsold the n-gage/wii u!
Now compare the Deck to other PC handhelds and you realise it dominates the (very niche) market. Why are tendiesnoys crying about sales when the Gamecube exists and got mogged by the PS2 at the time? Are they just hypocrites? Also, Valve clearly sees the Steam Deck as a live experiment. Sales are second to SteamOS and Proton (the main products).
>but it's weak!
Handhelds are always behind home hardware. Steam Deck = 1050ti with a Steam Controller bolted on. Also the Legion and Ally exist and you can install SteamOS on them if you really need to play post-2020 AAA, and if you want to avoid raping your battery, Moonlight exists. You do own a PC right?
>but you don't own games!
You don't have spend money on Steam. You can install DRM-FREE software from GoG/itch.io/DLsite/torrents.
>but physical!
Locked down proprietary cartridges are just as bad as software DRM.
>but Nintendo games!
Obviously Nintendo hardware is going to be backed by their IP - the only unique selling point. I don't expect to ever run Mario Kart World on the Steam Deck, ever. But you know what I will play? Everything else. Even Deck Verified alone mogs the eShop, and don't get me started on PC exclusives that you can play with the minute it takes to set a Proton version. Emudeck completely mogs NSO, and you don't have to pay a subscription for it.
>but the resolution!
800p is fine with 7.4 inches. Higher resolutions will strangle the battery, which is bad for a portable.
>but Switch 2 Cyberpunk!
Stuttery 30-40fps on 5 year old game. Cool.
>but Linux!
Valve fixed it with Proton. Fuck Windows 11 and Epic Games.
>you're a jeet shilling!
The Steam Deck is LITERALLY SOLD IN FIRST WORLD NATIONS ONLY. Meanwhile jeets line up for Switch 2 as we speak.

Are there any more arguments? Or can we all agree the Steam Deck is based and the final solution to the console problem?

>>712939626
Here's the thing about PC that consoles will never have. You can just continue to play old shit and not pay attention to modern slop.

>inb4 tendies come in seething
Let's clear up some misconceptions about the Steam Deck.

>it barely outsold the n-gage!
Now compare the Deck to other PC handhelds and you realise it dominates the (very niche) market. Why are tendiesnoys crying about sales when the Gamecube exists and got mogged by the PS2 at the time? Are they just hypocrites? Also, Valve clearly sees the Steam Deck as a live experiment. Sales are second to SteamOS and Proton (the main products).
>but it's weak!
Handhelds are always behind home hardware. Steam Deck = 1050ti with a Steam Controller bolted on. Also the Legion and Ally exist and you can install SteamOS on them if you really need to play post-2020 AAA, and if you want to avoid raping your battery, Moonlight exists. You do own a PC right?
>but you don't own games!
You don't have spend money on Steam. You can install DRM-FREE software from GoG/itch.io/DLsite/torrents.
>but physical!
Locked down proprietary cartridges are just as bad as software DRM.
>but Nintendo games!
Obviously Nintendo hardware is going to be backed by their IP - their only unique selling point. I don't expect to ever run Mario Kart World on the Steam Deck, ever. But you know what I will play? Everything else. Even Deck Verified alone mogs the eShop, and don't get me started on PC exclusives that you can play with the minute it takes to set a Proton version. Emudeck completely mogs NSO, and you don't have to pay a subscription.
>but the resolution!
800p is fine with 7.4 inches. Higher resolutions will strangle the battery, which is bad for a portable.
>but Switch 2 Cyberpunk!
Stuttery 30-40fps on 5 year old game. Cool.
>but Linux!
Valve fixed it with Proton. Fuck Windows 11 and Epic Games.
>you're a jeet shilling!
The Steam Deck is LITERALLY SOLD IN FIRST WORLD NATIONS ONLY. Meanwhile jeets line up for Switch 2 as we speak.

Are there any more arguments? Or can we all agree the Steam Deck is based and the final solution to the console problem?

>>712666519
>stronger than a deck
it's on par with deck when docked
>sold 3.5 million in the first week
to an audience of 150 million
>emulate
Emulation is on par with Switch 1. Also Steam Deck has access to 90% of vidya avaliable unlike your locked down bing bing tablet. Deckies can play on their desktops for the rest.