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Anonymous No.713746920 >>713747239 >>713747286 >>713749221 >>713750170 >>713750297 >>713751027 >>713751275 >>713751284 >>713751372 >>713751730 >>713751779 >>713751948 >>713754068 >>713756870 >>713758657 >>713758836 >>713759602 >>713762387 >>713762390 >>713765561 >>713769037 >>713770779 >>713771013 >>713772036 >>713774849
Weekly Famitsu Sales Thread 4
Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
4. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 7,504 / 130,625
5. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 5,887 / 17,825
6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
7. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,397 / 6,353,250
8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
10. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,861 / 17,261


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Xbox Series X|S – 191 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 28 (9.504.998)
Anonymous No.713746969 >>713766193
Yakuza 8 damage control!
>Yokohama claims sales are "Strong", but doesn’t say how much the series was carried by PC and Xbox sales as series comes crawling back to Nintendo with Switch 2 launch game.
Anonymous No.713747010
Street Fighter 6 sells 100 copies, Capcom announces Switch 2 version saves the franchise with 100k sales on launch week.
Anonymous No.713747054
Gamers anxiously await for the beta test period of Metaphor: ReFantazio to end on the playstation and for Atlus to release the definitive version on the Switch 2.
Anonymous No.713747087 >>713751356 >>713751624 >>713753356
New cope just dropped!
>>713744648
Anonymous No.713747105 >>713750075 >>713765793
Dropping this gem
Anonymous No.713747106
[Happy News] Xenoblade Chronicles 3 outsold Tales of Aries proving it’s the superior JRPG and Monolith Soft is giving it Switch 2 support.
Anonymous No.713747154
Armored Core VI sucked 700k dicks In Japan.
>ARMORED CORE VI achieved a minor success with over 700,000 dicks sucked in Japan. Digital dick sucking was also included
Anonymous No.713747171 >>713747937
Based sniper
Anonymous No.713747213
>Armored Core VI Japan physical sales plummet to only 25%
Anonymous No.713747239
>>713746920 (OP)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
i still can't believe it
wonder how many pis5s are still in japan and aren't just chink contraband
also wonder how many have melted by now
Anonymous No.713747262
My work here is done.
Anonymous No.713747286
>>713746920 (OP)
200k+ people bought a switch with no game lmao
Anonymous No.713747292 >>713747381 >>713747948 >>713747984 >>713749590 >>713751117 >>713757925 >>713762885 >>713772243
Lol.
Lmao even.
Anonymous No.713747381 >>713748107
>>713747292
actually made me laugh irl holy fuck
that must have physically hurt the snoy
Anonymous No.713747391 >>713747485 >>713747521 >>713747758 >>713747764 >>713769037 >>713769323
Don't let future derailing attempts distract you from the fact that PS5s are literally melting as we speak, and that Stellar Blade is being developed for the Switch 2
Anonymous No.713747394 >>713748360 >>713773708
Based mexicans saving enough money to buy a Switch 2
https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames
Anonymous No.713747485
>>713747391
Funny how there isn’t a hate crusade against it but there’s one for every little detail about the switch 2 with thousands of retards losing their minds.
Anonymous No.713747521
>>713747391
and the fact not only DS2 has picrel ">westoid humor" tier shit, it also has pekora missions that are mandatory to finish the game
Anonymous No.713747651
200 iq japanese buying Switch 2 instead of the no games station 5
Anonymous No.713747656 >>713747908 >>713748672
There are AT LEAST 11 threads bitching about an update in mario kart that I saw in the catalog right now, but not a single thread about sony raising the price of ps+ while REMOVING games
Anonymous No.713747758 >>713747958 >>713748328 >>713759216 >>713767507 >>713769190
>>713747391
Obligatory in every thread from now.
Anonymous No.713747764 >>713748328 >>713756759 >>713761234 >>713761901 >>713769190
>>713747391
Still can't believe I had to learn that on a niche JP sales thread and not through actual journalism or tech jewtubers.
The fact these faggots bought slowmo special cameras to whine about extremely slight ghosting on the switch 2 LCD but will refuse to address the PiS5 literally melting wired controllers is fucking asinine.
Anonymous No.713747908 >>713757536 >>713762345
>>713747656
Reposting for those that missed it.
https://www.ign.com/articles/sony-removes-games-from-ps-plus-even-its-own-games-to-keep-the-proposition-interesting-and-help-people-find-new-games-says-playstation-exec
Anonymous No.713747937 >>713748219
>>713747171
Eric made the thread and he never posts his cope posts when he does
Anonymous No.713747948 >>713748237 >>713758886
>>713747292
Meanwhile, on the other side
Anonymous No.713747958
>>713747758
Don't forget about the PS+ price increase and that they also raised the price of the PS5 outside of America
Anonymous No.713747984
>>713747292
>even your memes are just ports
kek
Anonymous No.713748107
>>713747381
They haven't returned to that thread since, I think anon actually embarrassed him off the thread.
Anonymous No.713748219 >>713748393
>>713747937
To borrow a phrase from our pet retard, "other way around"
Anonymous No.713748237
>>713747948
That's actually a good original one.
Anonymous No.713748310 >>713748453 >>713748634
>>713740850
Since the PS360 days retards have been insisting that having internal PSUs for consoles is a good thing. I still don't get it.
Anonymous No.713748328 >>713757654
>>713747764
>>713747758
The PS5 sure is a hot commodity!
Anonymous No.713748360
>>713747394
>Death stranding is selling for 1700 spicmoney.
>A quick google search tells me that's exactly 89.99 dollars.
Reminder snoys only know how to project.
Anonymous No.713748393 >>713748518 >>713748652
>>713748219
I like this saga of using his catchphrases against him.
Anonymous No.713748453
>>713748310
It could work if they had their own fans to cool down, but really there's no point. Just put the fucking brick on the cord
Anonymous No.713748518 >>713748569 >>713748616 >>713748680 >>713748747
>>713748393
it really makes him fucking melt the fuck down for some reason
Anonymous No.713748569 >>713748747
>>713748518
He's just like a PS5!
Anonymous No.713748616
>>713748518
Because he legitimately believes he is intimidating tendies
Anonymous No.713748634 >>713748736 >>713759173
>>713748310
it's just more planned obsolescence bullshit
if your external power brick breaks, you just have to buy another one, plenty of repair shops end up with extra power bricks due to "for parts" trade ins
but if your internal power brick breaks? you either fork over money to get it fixed on said repair shop or as snoy/microjeet would want, have to buy a whole new console
Anonymous No.713748652
>>713748393
It's low effort, but it gave us the kino of him saying he genuinely thinks he sounds intimidating when he tells us we've already chosen our pathetic end or whatever
Anonymous No.713748672 >>713749574
>>713747656
It's been proven over and over that Sony will get away with just about anything even as far as selling a console with no games and disc drive while people are raging over the switch 2's screen "ghosting" that no one noticed til DF showed a slowed down footage weeks later
Anonymous No.713748680 >>713748771 >>713748793
>>713748518
This is the actual mindset he has, so it's not surprising.
Anonymous No.713748736
>>713748634
Exactly, and in some cases third party ones for older consoles aren't bad at all.
Anonymous No.713748747
>>713748518
Except for mentally I'll. He kept spamming that like he was trying to claim it.

>>713748569
Heehee
Anonymous No.713748771
>>713748680
>"I don't think."
Anonymous No.713748793 >>713749014 >>713749089 >>713749303
>>713748680
He also really hates Donkey Kong Bananza.
Anonymous No.713749014
>>713748793
Funny how the "nintendo has gone woke for scamming blackrock out of millions by removing the genders of the miis (despite telling you it's just the two genders literally on the same screen)" cope died the second bananza showed a (canonical) loli and people realized the MKW outfits are sexier than ever.
Anonymous No.713749089 >>713766950
>>713748793
Because he spent a whole year using Astro Bot as a "GOTCHA TENDIES SONY ALWAYS WIN" card. Now he has to eat gorilla shit
Anonymous No.713749221 >>713749585
>>713746920 (OP)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
where did all the PS5 sales go? doesnt it usually average 20k?
Anonymous No.713749303 >>713749898 >>713750282
>>713748793
I mean isn't he basically calling everyone who likes it now a pedo because he's so shit at hiding what he thinks?
Anonymous No.713749574 >>713749935 >>713767158
>>713748672
>til DF showed a slowed down footage weeks later
It's worse than you think.
Out of tech curiosity I actually ended up watching those vids seeing how did they do the testing, it turns out they are effectively downclocking the 120hz display down to 60hz by running the ufo image test through a youtube video, while of course, the tests on the PC monitors were done natively.
Anonymous No.713749585
>>713749221
The discounts the PS5 had over there ended so the numbers have gone back down.
Anonymous No.713749590
>>713747292
Critical Hit!
Anonymous No.713749898 >>713749937 >>713750184
>>713749303
Protected individual BTW.
Anonymous No.713749935
>>713749574
Anyone who points it out gets called a bootlicker and insulted by that lineman slob
Anonymous No.713749937
>>713749898
reminder
Anonymous No.713750075
>>713747105
Should be Famitsu Desu.
Anonymous No.713750170 >>713750271 >>713750307 >>713750352
>>713746920 (OP)
>Four threads in less than 12h
I wonder why
Anonymous No.713750184
>>713749898
>Yours is bigger
Not an uncommon sentence for him I reckon.
Anonymous No.713750271 >>713750475 >>713769190
>>713750170
It's a mystery~
Anonymous No.713750282
>>713749303
I think he also hates the "Pauline" character specifically.
Anonymous No.713750297
>>713746920 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Anonymous No.713750307 >>713750561 >>713750726
>>713750170
He's also busy shitting up this board with his new "MKW is dead" cope
Anonymous No.713750352
>>713750170
>I wonder why
Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Anonymous No.713750475
>>713750271
>NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE!!! LOCKED!
Anonymous No.713750561 >>713750676
>>713750307
11 fucking threads because nintendo made an update that gave the random track button a 3/32 chance to select a track that youtubers don't like (while also weighting it so that full tracks are more likely on the semi-random selection of 3 tracks).
Anonymous No.713750676 >>713750830 >>713751049
>>713750561
I still don't get what that means.
Anonymous No.713750726 >>713750885
>>713750307
Completely natural threads.
Anonymous No.713750830 >>713752347 >>713752596 >>713760972
>>713750676
It means that this is the anti-nintendo nothingburger of the week. Remember the Pikmin 3 Deluxe Switch 2 meltdown? Same thing
Anonymous No.713750885 >>713751278 >>713751994
>>713750726
You can check this side on any day and any hour and you will always see the same amount of seethe threads. He really does this 24/7.
Anonymous No.713751027
>>713746920 (OP)
>Switch – 12.769
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006
Anonymous No.713751049 >>713751529 >>713753472 >>713761672 >>713767672
>>713750676
When you play mario kart world online, the lobby is given 3 tracks to pick from, as well as a random button. The open world connectors between full blown courses are included in the pool for the tracks, so usually they'd be all there was for the 3 tracks to select from, so people would pick random, which would only pick full courses. The update changed it so that there's a 9.3% chance for random to choose a connecting track when you select random, but also changed the weighting of the 3 tracks your lobby is given the option of so they almost always have at least one full course.
Anonymous No.713751117
>>713747292
>even your memes are porta
my fucking sides
Anonymous No.713751275
>>713746920 (OP)
>8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
I don't know how good this is or isn't but I'm glad to see it still ticking along. Great game, I've really had fun with it.
Anonymous No.713751278
>>713750885
The even better evidence is the fact that the speed of famitsu threads is inversely proportional to the number of nintendo derangement syndrome seethe threads in the catalog.
Anonymous No.713751284 >>713751927 >>713752446
>>713746920 (OP)
>8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
What went wrong and killed the hype?
Anonymous No.713751356 >>713751624
>>713747087
Even if MKW dropped of a cliff, why would 8DX rise? It's a pretty safe bet that almost everyone who bought World has 8 Deluxe already.
Anonymous No.713751372
>>713746920 (OP)
fantasy life stealing rune factory's lunch money
Anonymous No.713751529 >>713751667
>>713751049
Im glad i dont play mkw but still. Seem like like an overreaction
Anonymous No.713751624 >>713752991 >>713779059
>>713747087
>>713751356
Oh I figured it out. A few threads ago he started latching to MH Worlds again even though Wilds is out, and he's doing that because of Wilds' negative reception and sales that have stagnated. So as always, he's just projecting.
Anonymous No.713751667
>>713751529
You have to understand, they were convinced that the sequel to the 5th best selling video game of all time would be a horrific flop, and they're clinging on to everything they can to cope that in "2 weeks!" the sales will suddenly fall off a cliff without warning.
Anonymous No.713751730
>>713746920 (OP)
>9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
STOP LAUNCHING GAMES FOR THE PS4. IT IS DISRESPECTFUL TO OUR PS5S
Anonymous No.713751779 >>713751885
>>713746920 (OP)
Does the MKW number count bundles?
Anonymous No.713751885 >>713752706
>>713751779
Yeah, famitsu counts bundles. PS5 bundles are the only thing that's stopped multiple 30/30s.
Anonymous No.713751927
>>713751284
I'd buy it. I actually really want to play it.
I'm just kind of broke after buying the new Switch. And in a couple of weeks I'm going to buy Donkey Kong, Shadow Labyrinth, and Word Play.
And I just don't know when I'll have money over for Rune Factory.
Anonymous No.713751948 >>713752180
>>713746920 (OP)
That's a lot of Raidou. Wonder if that will encourage a Raidou III in the future.
Anonymous No.713751994 >>713752196
>>713750885
How does one waste their life by seething over a toy product?
Anonymous No.713752180
>>713751948
They'll probably remaster Raidou II in 5 years time and then consider if they make a third game.
Anonymous No.713752196
>>713751994
They are trained to shit on Nintendo from an early age
Anonymous No.713752347 >>713752463
>>713750830
>It means that this is the anti-nintendo nothingburger of the week.
>of the week
of the fucking day
Anonymous No.713752446
>>713751284
That's not only about the average dropoff for JRPGS given how frontloaded their sales always are (except for DQ), it's actually a better ratio long term than usual for JRPGS.
Anonymous No.713752463
>>713752347
Nah, he'll ride it out for another week or so until he latches onto some slight thing from the new DK game to spam non-stop.
Anonymous No.713752596 >>713753657
>>713750830
The Pikmin 3 one was so fucking stupid that like 2-3 days later a firmware update fixed it and even Arlo said that Nintendo was going to fix it but shitposters were still losing their shit over it.
Anonymous No.713752613 >>713752870 >>713752991 >>713753619
>"mario kart world is LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE as of this update!!!!"
>meanwhile:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2246340/Monster_Hunter_Wilds/
>"14% of the 12,932 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive"
Anonymous No.713752706
>>713751885
Huh, interesting. Thanks.
Anonymous No.713752870 >>713752961
>>713752613
Any bets on how broken the game will be with the upcoming update?
Anonymous No.713752961
>>713752870
i will be surprised if the game even boots at all on gpus with 8gb of vram or less
Anonymous No.713752991 >>713753154
>>713752613
He already stopped caring about Wilds and turned his back on it.
>>713751624
Anonymous No.713753154 >>713753301
>>713752991
he also dropped gachaslop after pokemon started to consistently rape the charts despite all the jew number fuckery done to pretend chinky gooks were winning
Anonymous No.713753301
>>713753154
They still do that one actually.
Just waiting for them to start cropping out Pokemon TCG like they did before.
Anonymous No.713753356 >>713753451 >>713753548 >>713759007
>>713747087
If World gets as much dlc as 8 (which will almost certainly be the case bc the next MK ain't coming out until Switch 3), World might actually outsell 8 Deluxe.
MKW as it is is so much better than vanilla 8 it's not even funny.
Anonymous No.713753451 >>713754461 >>713758034
>>713753356
Don't care about World until Larry and Diddy are in.
Anonymous No.713753472 >>713753638
>>713751049
So the fact they can't game the system and just get tradition tracks now is making some people butthurt?
Anonymous No.713753548
>>713753356
Oh it will for sure outsell 8dx after all is said and done. Nintendo knew exactly what they were doing by making it the launch game and bundling it
Anonymous No.713753619 >>713778853
>>713752613
I looked at the "overwhelmingly negatives" reviews and this is literally the first one that popped up in my screen.
>As of 5/28/2025, after 250+ hours of gameplay, the game will no longer boot up.
>I've tried re-installing, deleting shader caches, uninstalling REframework (which is basically needed to run the game smoothly at all), rolling back my NVIDIA drivers, re-installing again, restarting my PC a dozen times, nothing works. The game was already in a spotty position with performance, NEEDING frame generation to even play at a stable 60+, and frankly this game should've never been released until next year. Capcom NEEDED to make a quota in order to hit their yearly 10% annual growth for the higher ups so they pushed out an unfinished game in all aspects out the door hoping it would work, it did, but the goodwill I had for CAPCOM going into this release is gone. I will now wait months after their next release to see if it's even worth it. I've put nearly 1300 hours into World, loved it, and this game has the bones to make World feel like a mid-game, but currently with the lack of difficulty, the performance issues, and the overall just inability to even boot the game up, I cannot recommend this anymore to anyone.
Anonymous No.713753638
>>713753472
Pretty much. God forbid Nintendo fixes a bug that stops the game from being played the way it is supposed to be
Anonymous No.713753657 >>713754209
>>713752596
Yeah, they said shit like "Nintendo IS SELLING YOU A BROKEN GAME" when Nintendo literally stated before release that the game was going to have some flickering issues on launch and a fix was being worked on. I don't really like Arlo but he got so much shit because he tried the game himself and didn't think it was broken as people were claiming
Anonymous No.713754068 >>713762885
>>713746920 (OP)

So basically everyone bought the Switch for Mario Kart and no one cares about the other games?

Makes sense totk only has 5k sales cause everyone that wanted to play it already played it on the Switch 2 years ago
Anonymous No.713754115 >>713754316 >>713754383
still can't believe ecelebs are parroting "news" about some techniggers running a 30 fps jewtube video on the switch 2 screen and crying about ghosting AFTER using a slowmo camera, but there's radio silence about PiS5s literally fucking melting
Anonymous No.713754209
>>713753657
The anti-nintendo narrative is so ingrained into youtubers right now that it's impossible to say anything neutral about them without getting shit on.
All of this because, apparently, talking shit about nintendo is giving youtubers a higher % of revenue. Dunno if that's true, but it would explain some things
Anonymous No.713754316
>>713754115
Bring it up on any social media site and I guarantee it would get shadow banned or the usual suspects would call you schizo
Anonymous No.713754383 >>713754631 >>713754656 >>713762885
>>713754115
>PS5 has been out for years
>nobody noticed it melts after all this time as there's no reason to turn it on
Anonymous No.713754461
>>713753451
>Larry
Anonymous No.713754542 >>713754894
Predict the drop off for mario kart
Anonymous No.713754631
>>713754383
>PS5 has no gaems so that way it would not get constant use, thus avoiding melting until now
Anonymous No.713754656 >>713755028 >>713765429
>>713754383
Unironically though. People were saying when the thing came out that the liquid metal was a ticking time bomb, but were shouted down by sony shills (aka all of gaming media). It's impossible to make a 100% foolproof seal for liquid metal used in this fashion, metal has a decently high thermal expansion, which puts strain on the seal every time the system heats up, and they can't leave room for it to flex because it will pool with gravity, which will lead to it potentially not transferring heat away from parts of the cpu.
Anonymous No.713754894
>>713754542
i really doubt it's going to drop off anywhere downwards of 120k a week, due to the 150k hard cap on switch 2s for japan plus the 15% digital ratio
it may actually be hardlocked at 120k-150k for the foreseeable future
Anonymous No.713755028
>>713754656
The best part is that this is 100% on Sony and they can't shift blame on someone else.
Anonymous No.713755041 >>713755349 >>713755412 >>713755562 >>713756061 >>713762885
>switch 2 got a million seller in Japan before the ps5
Kek
Anonymous No.713755349 >>713755412 >>713755527 >>713755541 >>713756051 >>713756202 >>713762885 >>713765975
>>713755041
Switch 2 is already 20% of PS5 total sales in less than a month
I don't see how Sony can win Japan again
Anonymous No.713755412 >>713755891 >>713765053
>>713755041
>>713755349
The PS6 will save us.
Anonymous No.713755527
>>713755349
They can't without massive and expensive changes
Anonymous No.713755541 >>713755946
>>713755349
Switch 2 may outsell PS5 by the end of the FY. They haven’t even announced Animal Crossing, Smash, Pokemon Gen X or Splatoon 4.
Anonymous No.713755562 >>713755919
>>713755041
MH was their last chance lol, it's never gonna happen now.
Anonymous No.713755891 >>713756008
>>713755412
>Sony straight up admitted the PS5 is a lost cause
>Absolutely no uproar
And people here still have the gall to claim there's a Nintendo bias.
Anonymous No.713755919 >>713756045
>>713755562
DQ XII as a PS5 exclusive because Square totally already signed a contract for that
Anonymous No.713755946 >>713756145 >>713756216 >>713756364
>>713755541
Gen 10 isn't coming until at least 2027. They're absolutely going to milk Legends ZA unlike the previous one. PLA was a test to see if they could get away from the traditional battle formula, with ZA they've definitely got DLC planned.
Anonymous No.713756000 >>713756545 >>713756561
>Industry collapsing.
>Sony desperate and running like headless chicken looking for anything to save themselves.
>Xbox preparing its grave and coffin.
>Japs who opposed selling their games on Nintendo kneeling one by one.
>Nintendo's stocks higher than ever.
>Switch 2 ended up being the biggest console launch in numbers and consumer satisfaction.
He won.
>Anti-Nintendocucks can only seethe, mald, screech and rip their hairs while Nintendo's numbers go up.
>Journalists getting BTFO daily no matter how many articles against Nintendo they shit out.
Yamauchi won.
Anonymous No.713756008 >>713756086
>>713755891
>"I-IT'S A FIVE YEAR OLD CONSOLE OF COURSE THEY ARE FOCUSING ON THE NEW ONE SONY ALWAYS W-WINS!!!!111"
Anonymous No.713756045 >>713759272
>>713755919
>DQ XII as a PS5 exclusive because
That's so stupid I can see Square actually doing this
Anonymous No.713756051
>>713755349
Saw a tard on Icon-Era, the snoy-pilled cockroach infested forum where Eric resides in under the alias Cool Hand Luke, begging for Sony to get DQ12 as a PS5 exclusive to save their Japanese market share lol.
As if Final Fantasy, Persona, and Monster Hunter suffering from plummeting sales this generation wasn't proof enough that no franchise can survive nor propel the PS5 over there.
Anonymous No.713756061 >>713756158 >>713756639 >>713756874 >>713762885
>>713755041
>PS5 only has 13 games that sold over a million copies worldwide
>Wii U had 20
Anonymous No.713756086 >>713756396
>>713756008
>>"I-IT'S A FIVE YEAR OLD CONSOLE
and it's still feels it came out last year from how few games it has (none)
fucking wild
Anonymous No.713756145 >>713756369
>>713755946
The franchise’s 30th anniversary is 2026. SuMo were rushed out for the 20th anniversary in 2016. I’d love for GF to release a legacy collection of the first three gens as their celebration. But shareholders must be pressuring them to get the new batch of Pokemon out the door.
Anonymous No.713756158
>>713756061
heh
Anonymous No.713756202
>>713755349
>Sony's solution to this is focus on the ps6 instead of making games
What a joke of a company
Anonymous No.713756216 >>713756335
>>713755946
>Z/A DLC
>first part is the Kalos power plants
>second part is southern Kalos
Anonymous No.713756335
>>713756216
Going from A to Z if they do that after all this time
Anonymous No.713756364 >>713756498
>>713755946
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that it's 100% coming next year to celebrate the 30th anniversary.
If the next 3D Mario also comes out next year to match the sequel to the movie...oh boy, Nintendo will have one hell of a year.
Anonymous No.713756369 >>713757110
>>713756145
My hope is for PokΓ©mon Day 2026 they announce the first three gens coming to NSO in the lead up to gen X. My dream is that they're compatible with Home, Stadium and the Orre games on NSO.
Anonymous No.713756396 >>713756568 >>713756853 >>713769168
>>713756086
>how few games it has (none)
it has (had) one game
Anonymous No.713756498
>>713756364
I have an idea for a 3D Mario.
Anonymous No.713756545
>>713756000
Don't forget
>Mario movie was a giant success
>theme parks are doing well
>new store in San Francisco
Nintendo is going from the Disney of video games, to rivalling Disney as a whole.
Anonymous No.713756561 >>713756656
>>713756000
Imagine being this much of a cultist
Anonymous No.713756568 >>713756697 >>713756853 >>713757575
>>713756396
>also on Switch 2
Anonymous No.713756639
>>713756061
There probably ARE more, but if they showed them, sony would have to say which games sold a million on ps5... and 5 million on steam.
Anonymous No.713756656
>>713756561
t. PS5 melted while posting
Anonymous No.713756692 >>713756761 >>713756805 >>713756808 >>713756820 >>713756869 >>713756956 >>713757050 >>713757265 >>713759347 >>713768984 >>713775673
Do you guys think FFVIIR and Elden Ring will sell well on Switch 2?
Anonymous No.713756697
>>713756568
>Shift Up just couldn't wait to order up the devkits too
Anonymous No.713756759
>>713747764
So now Sony are porting NISA mechanics into their consoles. Not a single original idea from this company.
Anonymous No.713756761
>>713756692
Guaranteed
Anonymous No.713756805
>>713756692
ER might since like Cyberpunk there are all different play styles. FFVIIR probably not since it’s so linear.
Anonymous No.713756808
>>713756692
300k for VII and 800k for Elden Ring
Anonymous No.713756820
>>713756692
Yea, i don't expect like 11m units sold on launch month or anything but overtime for sure, especially for Elden Ring
Anonymous No.713756853 >>713757298
>>713756396
>>713756568
>Snoys will do nothing but watch as Raven and Even railed the fuck out by Steam and Nintendochads.
On no no no no, HAHAHAHAHA.
Anonymous No.713756869
>>713756692
elden ring yes
FF demake? no, it will sell more than the pis5 version but that won't be saying much as it's not a high bar
Anonymous No.713756870 >>713757005 >>713757020
>>713746920 (OP)
>nintendo circlejerk fan boyism general
Jannies clean it up
Anonymous No.713756874 >>713769085
>>713756061
Back in February we found out the Switch had 72.
There could be even more now.
Anonymous No.713756956
>>713756692
Eventually with deep discounts, yeah.
At launch? They're gonna sell around the same as SF6 and Cyberpunk.
It's extremely hard to sell these games at full price again when they've been out for several years on other plstforms.
Anonymous No.713757005 >>713757838 >>713760093
>>713756870
There you are. Got bored? Wanna talk about the PS5's melting down instead?
Anonymous No.713757020
>>713756870
What's the matter Eric, your other threads got shutdown already?
Anonymous No.713757050
>>713756692
>Do you guys think FFVIIR and Elden Ring will sell well on Switch 2?
Yes for Elden Ring
No for FFVIIR. The game is trash
Anonymous No.713757110
>>713756369
>My hope is for PokΓ©mon Day 2026 they announce the first three gens coming to NSO in the lead up to gen X.
I feel like they would do full on separate releases to make it compatible with home.
Anonymous No.713757123
So since Nintendo helped make DS2, does that mean they get paid for every sale?
Anonymous No.713757265
>>713756692
Probably not, there's a pretty big overlap between pc and Nintendo players so not everyone will double dip.
That said there is a niche for portable souls games.
Anonymous No.713757298 >>713763273
>>713756853
>railing Raven on the go
I'll buy two
Anonymous No.713757536 >>713757631 >>713769203
>>713747908
ACfag (Autistic Cunt Fag, we all know he never played AC6) has been surprisingly silent about this. Had it been Nintendo he'd have been all over it in the dozens of threads that poopdickschizo would have spammed.
I'm nooooooooooticing
Anonymous No.713757575
>>713756568
>also on Switch 2
Anonymous No.713757631
>>713757536
It's like back when they were first outed as glowies, he is giving zero attention to it so no one notices
Anonymous No.713757654
>>713748328
Quality like this is why I keep coming back to 4shit, 17ish years later
Anonymous No.713757838 >>713757924 >>713758106
>>713757005
Gonna cry?
Anonymous No.713757924
>>713757838
>not even denying it
Anonymous No.713757925
>>713747292
>even your memes are just ports
fucking A
Anonymous No.713758016
Someone is being very hostile towards me in the Mario lore thread.
Anonymous No.713758034
>>713753451
Respect. I'm holding out for Diddy and Funky myself
Anonymous No.713758106
>>713757838
>No deflection on the fact PS5 systems are literally melting down
Good thing you don’t even have one!
Anonymous No.713758305 >>713758432
You guys don't get it, the PS5 melting is a feature. Only Sony could make a console powerful enough to physically change the more you play, eat shit tendies
Anonymous No.713758307 >>713758540 >>713758625 >>713761049 >>713762240 >>713764460
Anyway, what JP-first games do you guys recommend for the switch? Sucks to be almost a decade late but such is life.
Anonymous No.713758432
>>713758305
???
Anonymous No.713758540 >>713763371
>>713758307
What do you like? The Switch has a big ass library lol.
Anonymous No.713758625 >>713758761 >>713759407 >>713761673 >>713763371
>>713758307
>Anyway, what JP-first games do you guys recommend for the switch?
a long list, mostly Nintendo exclusives but make sure to play Astral Chain first. An Action game by Platinum
Second is Xenoblade 2. One of the best jrpg. if you loved that game, you can try Xenoblade 1 remaster and then X. ignore 3
Fire Emblem: Three Houses is great, the one and only FE game worth playing for the story
Anonymous No.713758657 >>713759216
>>713746920 (OP)
Tendiexisters, thoughts on the switch 2 having a shit screen? I can't wait to hear the cope on this one
Anonymous No.713758761 >>713759278 >>713761572
>>713758625
>Ignore 3
Here comes the derailing attempt. Don't let it distract you from the fact that PS5s are melting as we speak and that Stellar Blade is in development for the Switch 2
Anonymous No.713758836
>>713746920 (OP)
Does the Mario Kart Bundle count as a physical sale for Switch 2? If not, it's pretty interesting how the digital cope dies considering it's only 20% of total sales.
Anonymous No.713758886
>>713747948
Eh, I feel like "Let's melty in a Famitsu thread" should be "crying in~ a sales~ thread~"
Anonymous No.713759007
>>713753356
8 is an average game elevated by the obscene amount of DLC it got.

If world gets half of the DLC of 8 (with mostly legacy tracks) it will become the de facto Mario Kart
Anonymous No.713759173
>>713748634
I find it really sad seeing Nintendo just make repairs for their systems and controllers easier and easier while everyone else just makes it harder and harder. I mean, none of the movie parts in the switch 2 have to be soldered in anymore and that includes the pro controller.
Anonymous No.713759216 >>713759820
>>713758657
Meanwhile in reality.
>>713747758
Anonymous No.713759272
>>713756045
Not as long Horii is alive.
Anonymous No.713759278
>>713758761
>Here comes the derailing attempt.
but why? It is a very popular opinion that Xenoblade 3 sucks especially on 4chan. 2 used to have daily threads years after it release but 3 killed everyone interest

And yes, Stellar Blade is confirmed for the Switch 2 and everyone can tell that the PS5 is a huge flop.. I don't get why you're acting like a schizo over this
Anonymous No.713759347
>>713756692
I'm still waiting for DaS3.

fucking Bamco.
Anonymous No.713759407 >>713759734
>>713758625
>Fire Emblem: Three Houses is great, the one and only FE game worth playing for the story
it is the only FE game worth playing period. I don't get how this series is not dead
Anonymous No.713759602 >>713759939 >>713760113 >>713761559 >>713765289
>>713746920 (OP)
How long until Level5 wakes up and releases a new Yokai Watch game? They slept thru a whole generation
They had a series that sell as much as fucking Pokemon
Anonymous No.713759734 >>713761718 >>713768125
>>713759407
Kys. 3hrt is trash and it brought sgitty personafags into the fanbase
Anonymous No.713759754 >>713759896
>Thread bitching about Furukawa not doing "Iwata asks"

It's always funy when people act like Iwata was some kind of Steve Jobs to Nintendo.
No one complained about Yamauchi being a "businessman", but Furukawa does it and it's the end of the world.
Anonymous No.713759820 >>713759962
>>713759216
Concession accepted
Anonymous No.713759896
>>713759754
This. I'm a Nintendo investor and I think he's based. I don't really care if Nintendo games are slop as long as I make money
Anonymous No.713759939 >>713761792
>>713759602
The franchise died, kids aren't into it anymore
Anonymous No.713759962 >>713760068
>>713759820
How come nobody noticed until a youtuber made a video about it?
Anonymous No.713760068 >>713760205 >>713760385 >>713775886
>>713759962
Because tendies are shit eating retards with low standards who will pay a premium to play on 20 year old hardware

Now go on and mention something about Sony like a good little Nintengoyim
Anonymous No.713760093 >>713763739
>>713757005
>using SpongeBob images
Man the schizos are really desperate for anything to shit on Nintendo huh
Anonymous No.713760113
>>713759602
Well considering they have a spiritual successor in the works with Holy Horror Mansion, but YW is pretty much just dead at this point anon. Sorry to break it to you.
Anonymous No.713760205
>>713760068
But I would have thought people would have jumped on it immediately like they did with everything else.
Anonymous No.713760385
>>713760068
Take your meds
Anonymous No.713760401 >>713760482
>He's not even denying that the PS5 is so poorly designed that it will inevitably break apart after enough use
Amazing.
Anonymous No.713760482
>>713760401
You know the old saying about Sonyfags, they don't like their system, they hate yours.
Anonymous No.713760502 >>713760806 >>713760826
How many more units do you think the Switch 2 will sell in Japan if Nintendo takes a risk and gives Mario a daughter?
Anonymous No.713760806 >>713760886 >>713761195 >>713769373
>>713760502
I can't tell if it's the same guy pushing this thing everytime or there's multiple anons who genuinely want to see this lol
Anonymous No.713760826
>>713760502
How hard will Peachkeks melt if this happens?
Anonymous No.713760886
>>713760806
There are plenty of Anons who would like this outcome.
Anonymous No.713760972
>>713750830
I have Pikmin 3, but I haven't tried it on the Switch 2. QRD? Is it fixed now?
Anonymous No.713761049 >>713761242 >>713763371 >>713769447
>>713758307
Bayonetta Origins: Cereza and the Lost Demon!!!! I am one of the 12,000 people to play this game and I love it. It is a 2D-zelda clone that's relatively easy but beautiful and cute and fun. It is the best Bayonetta game.
Anonymous No.713761195
>>713760806
It's definitely one guy spamming his weird images and collages, but it's not exactly a hard idea to arrive at. I still hugely doubt it though.
Anonymous No.713761234
>>713747764
>still can't believe I had to learn that on a niche JP sales thread and not through actual journalism or tech jewtubers
I craziest thing that nobody talks that learned from these threads is that Sony is lobbying to cut the internet from pirates
Anonymous No.713761242
>>713761049
Seconding this. Incredible game
Anonymous No.713761559 >>713761657
>>713759602
Didn't they fucked it up by giving Nintendo the middle finger and going solo?
I don't even know if they can recover from that
Anonymous No.713761572
>>713758761
anon, you can have more than 1 opinion over something
objectively speaking 3 has based aspects like rex and his harem, but it also has DEI goyslop aspects like the racemixing jeet propaganda, etc
gameplay wise its also somewhat of a downgrade to 2
Anonymous No.713761657
>>713761559
They're going good now after Fantasy Life i. Their games are multi-plats now but they managed to get back on good terms with Nintendo.
Anonymous No.713761672 >>713761961 >>713763179 >>713777331 >>713777414
>>713751049
This is something I genuinely don't understand. I have never, in my entire life, seen a console launch with so much disinformation and negativity against it. From all the nothingburgers like a supposedly 360p30fps screen, to screen ghosting that you need a specific camera to notice, and now a game having a >10% chance to have an online stage you don't want being treated like the most horrible thing a company has ever done.

Meanwhile, there are stories about PS5s literally melting down and PS Plus taking away games...and nobody is saying a goddamn thing.

I'm not a conspiracy fag or anything, but what in the actual fuck is going on?
Anonymous No.713761673
>>713758625
>Fire Emblem: Three Houses is great, the one and only FE game worth playing for the story
o my sad backstory times a hundred is not good writing
Anonymous No.713761718
>>713759734
>3hrt is trash
then the whole series is just trash
Anonymous No.713761781
>Random till gives 3 laps courses
The fuck? Are people really crying over nothing?
Anonymous No.713761792 >>713762232 >>713763815
>>713759939
>kids aren't into it anymore
that's not how it works or pokemon would have died too
Anonymous No.713761823 >>713762051 >>713762301 >>713769525 >>713769797
Anyway, fuck negativity: here's something positive.
Anonymous No.713761901
>>713747764
xbox solved this by not having usb ports next to the fucking air vent
Anonymous No.713761961
>>713761672
>to screen ghosting that you need a specific camera to notice,
while watching 30fps videos on jewtube if you watch their "analysis"
and thats after the youtube app downclocks the panel to 60hz
Anonymous No.713762051 >>713762113
>>713761823
50 FRAMES OF GHOSTING
30 MINTUES OF INPUT DELAY
Anonymous No.713762113
>>713762051
>MINTUES
Anonymous No.713762232 >>713762301 >>713773419
>>713761792
I want Sunshine and Pokemon already. Why'd they show them if it's going to take this long?!
Anonymous No.713762240 >>713762590 >>713762863 >>713763371
>>713758307
Since we're talking about FE, and to be a bit more positive, I can't recommend Unicorn Overlord enough.
One of the best srpgs out there.
Anonymous No.713762301
>>713762232
meant for
>>713761823
Anonymous No.713762345
>>713747908
>removing sony's own games
>calls it a good thing
fucking amazing
Anonymous No.713762387
>>713746920 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>[NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
Already above the million in just 2 weeks LMAO
Anonymous No.713762390 >>713762526 >>713762582 >>713762791
>>713746920 (OP)
Wow pretty grim for console sales in Japan. Did most of them move to mobile?
Anonymous No.713762486
why is eric obsessed posting the same webm of a clearly old Bananza gameplay? the water thing is even old as fuck since we see new gameplay with better water graphics
Anonymous No.713762526 >>713762791
>>713762390
?
Anonymous No.713762569
Dear me I was... is coming summer 2025? Hmm... smells like to me a direct coming very soon to announce the release date
Anonymous No.713762582 >>713762721 >>713762791
>>713762390
Hahaha. Look at him still posting this because even he can't deny how badly made the PS5 is.
Anonymous No.713762590
>>713762240
I agree it's great but I feel it falls into the same issue alot of FE games do where one unit(or team in UO's case) around halfway gets completely too powerful and just steamrolls the second half. Even on Expert my Alain team was able to kill everything while taking no damage and basically solo'd the final mission
Anonymous No.713762721 >>713762910
>>713762582
TCG pocket isnt available in China retard
Anonymous No.713762791 >>713762814 >>713763003
>>713762390
>>713762526
>>713762582
>Fake revenue chart from reddit
>Random x3 multiplier for Chinese games
Why would you post this shit here? Famitsu numbers are real at least
We can discuss mobile games revenue once there is a respectable source that gives "REAL" numbers which is never ever
Anonymous No.713762814
>>713762791
Gacha is you know who's go-to cope about how much Japan sucks.
Anonymous No.713762863 >>713763167
>>713762240
I downloaded the demo on a whim last year after seeing it recommended by multiple threads here. It quickly became my GOTY
Anonymous No.713762885
>>713754068
>So basically everyone bought the Switch for Mario Kart and no one cares about the other games?
Yes. You now remember the shitpost stating "Switch 2 is a failure because it has no games". How could a newly released system have not many titles?! The audicity... but Nintendo ensured an exclusive and at least one game with Mario Kart World.

>>713754383
>nobody noticed it melts after all this time as there's no reason to turn it on
BRUTAL but also very plausible.

>>713755041
>>713755349
>>713756061
>>713747292
We are in need of a compilation of these kind of brutal moggings; there're way too many little events that exposes the magnitudes.
Anonymous No.713762910
>>713762721
>Doing copes, for the cope
Look at him and laugh.
Anonymous No.713763003
>>713762791
>>Random x3 multiplier for Chinese games
x8 as of april, with a x0.5 nerf to jp games
Anonymous No.713763167
>>713762863
the coliseum is the best part, glad it came early, really get to try a bunch of builds
Anonymous No.713763179 >>713763374
>>713761672
Nintendo explicitly told journos to fuck off with the switch 2 even harder than they did when they introduced directs. Meanwhile, sony is BY FAR the largest advertiser (read: briber) of gaming journalism.
Anonymous No.713763273
>>713757298
man she looks great in 2d
looks like an actual bug in her own game lol
Anonymous No.713763371
>>713758540
I have liked almost everything inti has done in recent years so I would be inclined to ask for anything "anime" (and not chink or gook).
Though due to recent happenings I ended up with a grudge against CH and IF.
I just did not have much time to game these last 5 or so years, last game I remember really sinking my teeth into was disgaea 5 and tried 6 but it was disappointing.
>>713758625
>>713761049
>>713762240
Noted, even if not sure I have the t8me for long JRPGs.
Much appreciated bros.
Anonymous No.713763374 >>713763521 >>713763628 >>713763768
>>713763179
Sony does not bribe journalists your schizo retarded paranoid loser
Anonymous No.713763521
>>713763374
Sure, they just pay them $200 million in advertising contracts involving products those same journalists are reviewing. Totally different from a bribe.
Anonymous No.713763628 >>713763849
>>713763374
>Sony does not bribe journalists
Yeah... all those high scores in less interactive games surely aren't an indication of anything.
Anonymous No.713763739
>>713760093
they think crossworlds crossover shit is full of merit
Anonymous No.713763768
>>713763374
>your schizo retarded paranoid loser
>your
Kek. He can't even type properly.
Anonymous No.713763815 >>713763983
>>713761792
anon are you serious
kids in japan love pokemon
Anonymous No.713763849 >>713765305
>>713763628
>The game is not fun
>10/10
Anonymous No.713763983 >>713764216
>>713763815
/v/ as a whole genuinely believes kids don't like Pokemon anymore.
Anonymous No.713764216 >>713764596
>>713763983
Shrodinger's children, nintendo is ONLY popular with children if you're trying to insult nintendo fans, children have never even heard of nintendo or their franchises if they're saying nintendo will be dead in like 3 years or whatever.
Anonymous No.713764384 >>713764627 >>713764838
On a random note, I find it funny that a gaycha game that is openly degenerate beat ZZZ in Taiwan
Anonymous No.713764460
>>713758307
Bakeru. Essentially a Goemon game by some of the same team.
Anonymous No.713764556
>Hotel Duks Spiritual successor announced
>Splatoon Raiders was announced a random tuesday

Holy shit, it unironically feels like there have been more exclusives announced for the Switch 2 than the PS5 now lol
They just keep coming.
Anonymous No.713764596
>>713764216
Yeah that's about right for this board. That aside, people don't get that Pokemon is a merchandise juggernaut so the games can be awful, but the merch even if it's simple stuff like shirts will move tons.
Anonymous No.713764627 >>713764912 >>713765216 >>713765465
>>713764384
zzz is a shitshow that cant even copy goysona 4 properly with their tv world shit
Anonymous No.713764838 >>713765680
>>713764384
ZZZ had such an insane recline. The devs are basically throwing everything to see what sticks and the game has been toned down tremendously after it was marketed as being more mature and lewder.
Anonymous No.713764912 >>713765091
>>713764627
>that fag who told me it has gameplay comparable to devil may cry
Anonymous No.713765053 >>713765256 >>713765303 >>713765612 >>713765975 >>713766128 >>713766220 >>713767008 >>713767034 >>713774520
>>713755412
Add it to the board.
Anonymous No.713765091 >>713765304
>>713764912
lol gachafags are pathetic truly subhuman
Anonymous No.713765216
>>713764627
Speaking of copying Persona, I'm shocked they haven't added romance to none of these games, like at all lol.
Anonymous No.713765256
>>713765053
this needs an update
Anonymous No.713765289
>>713759602
>promised an english release of 4
>never happened
i'll never forgive them, the cunts
Anonymous No.713765303
>>713765053
>Stellar Blade
>Monster Hunter Wilds (Top kek)
>Metaphor ReFantazio
These should be crossed.
Anonymous No.713765304
>>713765091
I'm a gachafag but I know they're just meant as cheap fling and entertainment. I blame hoyofags thinking their shit is "above".
Anonymous No.713765305
>>713763849
>critics love it
>audience don't care much about it or straight despise it
Anonymous No.713765429 >>713765835 >>713766290 >>713766775
>>713754656
Dumb question question, but doesn't the Switch 2 also have metal liquid?
Or is it for something completely different?
Anonymous No.713765465 >>713765521 >>713766125
>>713764627
>doing it on one of the easiest boos in the game
Talk about disingrnuous
Anonymous No.713765521
>>713765465
>disingrnuous
He's breaking apart like the PS5.
Anonymous No.713765561
>>713746920 (OP)
[Sad News] Definitive proof God hates faggots has manifested.
After years of engaging in antiwhite and antijapanese behaviors every endevor Sony engages in ignites in massive failure.
Millions cheer.
Anonymous No.713765612
>>713765053
Shouldn't the PS5pro and PSportal be on there
Stellar blade and MH Wilds can go.
Death Stranding 2 and the MGS3 remake can go up.
Astrobot should be one there, struck through with MORE ASTROBOT underneath since it's getting additional content
Anonymous No.713765680 >>713765824 >>713766125
>>713764838
>make $20M a month
>reclining
Give me a non gacha dev that makes mpre in a month
Anonymous No.713765793 >>713765979
>>713747105
[News for Roaches] After learbning the xbox x specs Sony desperately tries to one up them by forcing over clocking on the ps5, despite lacking proper thermal sinks. Studies find laying the console on its side delays imminent frying, but turns the $80 stand into a paper weight.
Anonymous No.713765801 >>713766125
>endevor
Anonymous No.713765824
>>713765680
>Give me a non gacha dev that makes mpre in a month
Creatures Inc.
Anonymous No.713765835
>>713765429
Nope.
Anonymous No.713765975
>>713755349
>>713765053
PS5 is done, only thing that will help is whatever that sony handheld will be, and even then I don't think that's enough
Anonymous No.713765979
>>713765793
N-NOT A TRUSTWORHTY SOURCEEE!!!111 *locks*
Anonymous No.713766070 >>713766268 >>713767247
>Mario Strikers in a week
We're totally getting Path of Radiance in August.
Anonymous No.713766119 >>713766258 >>713766352 >>713766564 >>713766895 >>713767382 >>713768603
also is eric the only one trying to make a narrative that people hate bananza? because the direct showed absolutely high positive reaction
Anonymous No.713766125
>>713765801
Meanwhile
>>713765680
>>713765465
>disingrnuous
>mpre
Anonymous No.713766128
>>713765053
Notice how no one makes these anymore? Some suckers gave up kek.
Anonymous No.713766193 >>713766335
>>713746969
Yakuza 0 DC apparently sold like shit. I tried the multiplayer mode today and it’s fun but I could only play with CPUs
Anonymous No.713766220
>>713765053
Where's the update?
Anonymous No.713766258
>>713766119
Of course he is, he spent a whole year shilling astro bot so seeing Bananza buckbroke him
Anonymous No.713766268
>>713766070
To coincide with a new FE announcement around the same time, pretty, pretty please?
Anonymous No.713766290
>>713765429
Nope, while it's more efficient at heat transfer than thermal paste, it has far too many other downsides to be feasible for widespread use.
Anonymous No.713766335 >>713766621
>>713766193
>IT SOLD LIKE SHIT TRUST ME BRO
Anonymous No.713766352 >>713766384 >>713767283
>>713766119
I personally just don't get the reaction to the game, it looks like it's going to be fun but when I read people shedding a tear, or goty material I'm just not seeing it.
Anonymous No.713766384 >>713766517
>>713766352
Nintendo exclusive so the schizos hate it.
Anonymous No.713766517 >>713766578 >>713766651
>>713766384
I don't care about people hating it, that's their problem, and they have a long list of other retarded shit like, no the positive reaction, it looks good but everyone else seems to think it looks like the most amazing game in a long while.
Anonymous No.713766564 >>713766653 >>713768603
>>713766119
Yep. Now he's LARPing as a hardcore DK veteran.
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/v.meta/text/wokey%20kong/
Anonymous No.713766578 >>713766634
>>713766517
it's mostly the song + the end of the trailer gives that vibes
Anonymous No.713766621 >>713766718 >>713766875
>>713766335
Wasn’t there a report that third parties were underperforming pretty badly? It wasn’t in the top 15 sold on the eshop either, so
Anonymous No.713766634 >>713766749
>>713766578
Man those were no jump up super star.
Anonymous No.713766651
>>713766517
Because it is. Really think about it, what was the last good non-rpg game released? When?
Anonymous No.713766653
>>713766564
ah the guy who said DKC wasn't a western game, what a laugh
Anonymous No.713766718
>>713766621
Legit based, thank you nintenfriends for not buying the shit that third parties are serving up to you.
Anonymous No.713766749
>>713766634
The songs came across more anime than anything.
Anonymous No.713766775
>>713765429
no, they use their proprietary thermal paste and pads but its still traditional goop cooling
Anonymous No.713766875 >>713767186
>>713766621
The one who reported that is the same guy who said the Switch would get no big Nintendo games after TotK and that Mario Wonder was being developed by a C-Tier team. Refer to pic related for the actual news regarding 3rd party sales.
Anonymous No.713766895
>>713766119
Perhaps he sees the writing on the wall that Mario might have a daughter.
When I presented very good evidence for my theory earlier this evening in my own thread, I was met with unusually hostile replies that all sounded like they were written by one person. I think this same person tried to argue that Mario does not make "Waaaah!" sounds.
Anonymous No.713766950
>>713749089
>Now he has to eat gorilla shit
plus suck 10million dog dicks
Anonymous No.713767008
>>713765053
The only thing that's saving the PS5 is microtransactions.
Anonymous No.713767034 >>713767185 >>713767284 >>713767305 >>713767336 >>713768310 >>713768310
>>713765053
>Stellar Blade
On PC and soon Switch 2
>Monster Hunter
on PC and soon the Switch 2
>Metaphor
On PC and soon the full version on Switch 2
>Dragon Quest
Also on PC and Switch 2
>Persona 6
>Kingdom Hearts
These will be exclusive to the PS5 but by the time of release, the console will be buried
Anonymous No.713767045 >>713767260
Found this gem on Instagram of all places
Anonymous No.713767158 >>713767230
>>713749574
>it turns out they are effectively downclocking the 120hz display down to 60hz by running the ufo image test through a youtube video, while of course, the tests on the PC monitors were done natively.
Why the fuck are these niggers so intent to be so blatantly dishonest? The fuck?
Is sony kicking them money?
Anonymous No.713767185 >>713767326
>>713767034
>These will be exclusive to the PS5
I doubt that. Persona has the M$ contract and Square said exclusivity is dead for them.
Anonymous No.713767186
>>713766875
dring is such a faggot lmao
Anonymous No.713767230
>>713767158
Yes, they are. Did you really think the past two months of dissent and doomposting were organic?
Anonymous No.713767247 >>713767435
>>713766070
>We're totally getting Path of Radiance in August.
I hope not. the game is dated and unplayable
it needs a remake not a port
Anonymous No.713767260
>>713767045
Oh yeah, they really wanted to push that narrative. Glad it's dead like everything else they push.
Anonymous No.713767283
>>713766352
This might sound dumb or retarded. But I genuinely believe it's an age thing.
Like I'm positive younger thinks it looks fun too. The reception of what I've seen online seems to be pretty positive with them. But younger people still grew up with shit like minecraft and whatever else. Terrain destruction, while appreciated, isn't perceived as novel, extraordinary, or unique.
Then you have the people in their 30s and older. Terrain destruction was the coveted golden dream that was always yearned for but never satisfyingly achieved if attempted at all.

But here comes Bananza, and it really does look like one of the best examples of terrain destruction in videogames to date. Couple that with it being Donkey Kong itself, and you've got a game with impressive movement options and a property with extreme nostalgia power amongst the very same crowd who'd be the most wowed by the terrain destruction.
So all of that combined with how collectathons are kind of sort of a bit rare nowadays. And it should explain it I think.

I mean the game looks great, and add it all the above into the mix and it'd make sense if some people's reactions are rather extra.
Anonymous No.713767284 >>713767465
>>713767034
we don't want wild on switch 2.
Give us rise 2, i need my palamute instead of the chocobo wannabe
Anonymous No.713767305 >>713767481 >>713767534 >>713767652
>>713767034
>>Monster Hunter
>on PC and soon the Switch 2
At the rate Wilds is being de-optomized, it might be removed from PS5. The devs need a miracle to happen to get it to run on Switch. Unless you mean the MH franchise, of course.
Anonymous No.713767326
>>713767185
Square would totally still make Sony exclusives despite saying they will no longer make exclusives.
Anonymous No.713767336 >>713767409 >>713767456 >>713768121 >>713768192
>>713767034
>Dragon Quest
>Also on PC and Switch 2
Watch it being a PS5 exclusive
Anonymous No.713767382
>>713766119
this is DK's up B right
Anonymous No.713767409
>>713767336
Horii would never allow it unless Sony brings a lot of cash.
Anonymous No.713767435
>>713767247
>the game is dated and unplayable
>it needs a remake not a port
Lmao, what are you on about? PoR is perfectly playable, hell it's more playable than the GBA titles.
Anonymous No.713767456 >>713767964 >>713768121
>>713767336
Squeenix is retarded but not suicidal.
Anonymous No.713767465
>>713767284
Yeah, I think most current and future Switch 2 owners would rather have a sequel to Rise than a Wilds port.
Anonymous No.713767481
>>713767305
Probably the portable team has something cooking up for switch 2 that is on a lower scale just like they did with Rise for the switch 1
Anonymous No.713767507
>>713747758
>Snoy liquid metal self sabotage
kek, Nintendo will always be on top in Consoles.
Anonymous No.713767512 >>713767912
PoR is unplayable because it sucks.
Anonymous No.713767534 >>713767595
>>713767305
Wilds actually runs fine on PS5, even just the base one.
It’s just Capcom has no fucking idea how to optimize REengine games for PC at all (see DD2)
Anonymous No.713767595
>>713767534
>Wilds actually runs fine on PS5
Lmao no it fucking doesn't
Anonymous No.713767613 >>713768310
Rise 2 will outsell Wilds and that'll probably kill the cinematic monster hunter games for good.
Anonymous No.713767652
>>713767305
>it might be removed from PS5
the original PS5 is as powerful as the PS4 pro the only difference is the former support SSD
Anonymous No.713767672
>>713751049
>so usually they'd be all there was for the 3 tracks to select from, so people would pick random, which would only pick full courses.
Don't do this.
Don't concede to the shit posting anon.
SOME people chose random to get 3 laps vs intermissions. Not everyone.
And certainly not every time random was chosen by those people was that the reason.
Anonymous No.713767912 >>713768141 >>713770428
>>713767512
portrait of ruin does not suck anon
Anonymous No.713767964 >>713768121 >>713768143 >>713768192
>>713767456
>Squeenix is retarded but not suicidal.
Sony will buy the exclusivity. 1m copy is 60M, It's more than enough, and that's pocket change for Sony
Square won't care if DQ12 flopped like every single PS5 exclusive
Anonymous No.713768121
>>713767336
>>713767456
>>713767964
Squeenix doesn't decide. Horii and Armor Project decide. For reference, they looked at the ps4's software sales and said "holy shit, this is a disaster!" and had them make a 3ds demake to release alongside it. I'm sure that they're looking at the ps5's sales and thinking "yeah, this one's fine though".
Anonymous No.713768125
>>713759734
>it brought sgitty personafags into the fanbase
nigger, fateswakening brought those in. 3H just made them more bold because it blatantly pandered to them.
Anonymous No.713768141
>>713767912
That one got a remaster though.
Anonymous No.713768143
>>713767964
One could make the argument that DQ fans would have a very loud response to a move like that. Wouldn't be the first time.
Anonymous No.713768192 >>713768661
>>713767336
>>713767964
>implying
Armor Project specifically exist to prevent this.
Anonymous No.713768310 >>713768636
>>713767034
>>713767034
We'd be lucky if KH 4 hits PS5 and not get delayed for two more console generations like KH3 hell I'm sure SE has more crappy side games to milk.

>>713767613
And the series will be better for it MH has no place with walking and talking segments like Nu-God of war or the typical Naughty Dog slop.
Anonymous No.713768394 >>713768458 >>713768568 >>713776274
Isn't it interesting that Death Stranding 2, a highly anticipated exclusive, just came out but there was no change in the posting habits of our deranged fanboy.
Be sure to ask why when you see him.
Anonymous No.713768415
In the leadup to dq9, there were a boatload of dq spinoffs on the ds. Prior to dq11, the ps4 got every single dq spinoff, as well as some exclusives. Which platform has been getting all the dq spinoffs recently, including some exclusives?
Anonymous No.713768458
>>713768394
>but there was no change in the posting habits of our deranged fanboy.
Kojima games are poisoned ground for him, for some reason. Maybe because he knows Hideo only sticks with Sony for a free paycheck and DS2 is the last exclusive he was contracted for.
Anonymous No.713768568
>>713768394
He latched to it a few days ago but he stopped now.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/713432367
Anonymous No.713768603 >>713768764 >>713769149
>>713766119
>>713766564
Is weird how they are clinging to "DK is dead" is the same character or trying make it political when Nintendo said the reason they changed DK's face is to make him more expressive
The old design looks very ugly when he opens his mouth, especially sideways with his teeth exposed
Anonymous No.713768636
>>713768310
Wilds removing the MH gibberish is like a trumpet of the end times for the franchise.
Anonymous No.713768661
>>713768192
yeah it's special from other SE franchises
Anonymous No.713768764
>>713768603
i forgot how fucking weird he used to looks when he smiles
too realistic
Anonymous No.713768941 >>713769575 >>713774607 >>713775125
since Sal cuck doesn't update his thread here the 11 to 31:
>11. Yakuza 0 director cut:2,935/10,421
>12. Astrobot 2,856/78,656
>13 RF azuma (switch 2) 2,836/13,713
>14. MHW 2,221/816,454
>15. Smash 2,172/5,766,903
>16. [ps5] Fantasy life 2,143/19,490
>17. GT7 2,097/381,545 (it bundle again i guess)
>PKM SV 2,049/5,570,440
>19. Switch 2 tour 1,980/4,869
>20.
>21. SW2 SF6 1-2 years edition 1,821/7,171
>22. Gundam seed 1,780/37,064
>23.nintendo club house
>24. DK return
>25. Splatoon 3
>26 Elden ring nightreign
>27 Doordash/shiper simulator director cut
>28 Shine post
>29 [NSW] Natsume book of friend
>30 switch sport
Anonymous No.713768984
>>713756692
isn't elden ring game card key?
I just aint buying those.
Someone get bamco to stop being retarded.
Please.
Fuck.
Anonymous No.713769037 >>713769190
>>713746920 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
I see the demand for World continues.
>>713747391
Damn, the one day I'm not around for the first Famitsu threads, and I get this bombshell dropped on me.
Anonymous No.713769085 >>713769359
>>713756874
>72 titles over 1mil sales
Ansolutely fucking incredible.
Switch has a massively healthy game catalog. And yet devs will still be stupid enough to not jump on it.
Anonymous No.713769149
>>713768603
It's funny because before the redesign there was a pic that people used to post here sbout how the Rare design had "soul" and the Retro Studios one didn't lol.
Does anyone have it?
Anonymous No.713769168 >>713769421
>>713756396
>Tendie coping
Seethe tendie us sonychads get to enjoy kino like TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR RUNNER AND TRALALERO TRALALALA JUMPER
Anonymous No.713769190 >>713769884
>>713769037
>Damn, the one day I'm not around for the first Famitsu threads, and I get this bombshell dropped on me.
It's true, all of it.
>>713747758
>>713747764
>>713750271
Anonymous No.713769203
>>713757536
>ACfag (Autistic Cunt Fag, we all know he never played AC6)
I'm calling him ngtranny (nogamestranny) myself.
Anonymous No.713769323
>>713747391
To be fair it's the internals that are melting.
Anonymous No.713769359
>>713769085
These have no reason to stop selling too given they are still available but with access to a more powerful platform.
Anonymous No.713769373 >>713769632 >>713770174
>>713760806
I'm not pushing the idea, but I'm also not opposed to it either.
I want a Bowser/Break Free tier event where at the end you take control of Mario and just absolutely murderize and heem King K Rool with a hammer. Would be Ludo.
Anonymous No.713769421
>>713769168
tendies will never know how kino this exclusive is
NEVER EVER TENDIES!
Anonymous No.713769435 >>713770017
Who wants to go to the Donkey Kong Bananza thread and start some productive discussions?
We can't just let him keep getting away with slandering Donkey Kong Bananza.
Anonymous No.713769447
>>713761049
>It is a 2D-zelda clone that's relatively easy but beautiful and cute and fun.
Metrovania. Not Zelda.
Otherwise correct. More people need to play it.
Anonymous No.713769525
>>713761823
Nice. Not as great as Charger but still super solid game.
Still not buyin the delux online.
Anonymous No.713769575
>>713768941
>>11. Yakuza 0 director cut:2,935/10,421
>>12. Astrobot 2,856/78,656
Funny
Anonymous No.713769632 >>713769864 >>713770097
>>713769373
Why a hammer though?
Anonymous No.713769797
>>713761823
Never liked Mario Strikers, they always felt very barebones.
Anonymous No.713769864
>>713769632
for the call back to the original Donkey Kong
Anonymous No.713769884
>>713769190
KEK snoys really take Ls every time they attempt to get a Nintendo haze train going.
Anonymous No.713770017
>>713769435
Meh, I'll just laugh when the game sells and scores better than DS2 after those threads comparing MKW to it lmao.
Anonymous No.713770097
>>713769632
It's Mario's iconic weapon.
The original arcade game. Various rpgs. etc.
Plus would still play into the terrain destruction theme well, but breaking it up or smashing it, or knocking rocks around like massive golf balls, etc.
Anonymous No.713770174 >>713770367 >>713770574 >>713770632
>>713769373
You mean taking control of Mario's daughter?
I would like to be able to grab King K. Rool by the tail and swing him around and toss him.
Anonymous No.713770367
>>713770174
>"so long King K. Rool banana"
Anonymous No.713770428
>>713767912
Would Clap a Charlotte easily.
Anonymous No.713770450 >>713770616 >>713770910
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
So this is is already more copies sold than any PS5 game, right?
Anonymous No.713770567 >>713770935
The plot of DK Bananza is Donkey Kong saving agartha from an exploitative globalist corporation through the power of banana vril.
Anonymous No.713770574 >>713770834
>>713770174
It would be funnier if it was waluigis daughter and the ending portrayed him as the very caring single father just to confuse those caring about the time line more
Anonymous No.713770616
>>713770450
Yeah, best selling PS5 game is Monster Hunter Wilds sitting at 816,454 last time it charted.
Anonymous No.713770632 >>713770749 >>713770831 >>713771071
>>713770174
No I mean Mario.
You get to the Planet Core after King K Rool reveals himself to be the real villain, fight him through a few phases, then he does whatever with the banadium root becoming a massibe threat. DK and Pauline then need to scramble up all the layers to escape enpowered enraged Rool. As you get near the surface a silloutted figured it slowly menacingly walking down a tunnel path hammer in hand. DK cautiously tries to scramble past it and it becomes clear its Mario just beyond seething with rage. Doesn't even glance at DK or Pauline but keeps going towards the approaching Rool. As they meet Rool starts trying to shit talk Mario only to get his face utterly bashed in, leading you to controlling Mario and cratering back through each layer to the Planet Core.
Afterwards he gets back to DK and Pauline giving DK a firm hand shake of thabks plus a banana cake/pie as a reward for being a trust worthy guardian. Would be Ludo.
Anonymous No.713770749 >>713770824
>>713770632
Those two have zero history together
Anonymous No.713770779
>>713746920 (OP)
I'm glad Fantasy Life keeps selling.
Anonymous No.713770824
>>713770749
I do not care.
If Pauline is Mario's kid him getting an end of game rampage like Bowser did in odyssey would be fantastic.
Anonymous No.713770831
>>713770632
I'd rather see Mario as a boss than as an ally
Mario climbing a construction tower to get to DK while you have to throw barrels down at him would be kino
Anonymous No.713770834
>>713770574
Some Nintendo version of Akuma?
Anonymous No.713770910
>>713770450
Compared to 1st and 2nd weeks:
>01./00. [NS2] Mario Kart World # (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (Β₯9.073) - 782.566 / NEW
>01./01. [NS2] Mario Kart World # (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (Β₯9.073) - 134.900 / 917.466 (-83%)
with this week:
>[NS2] Mario Kart World # (Nintendo) {2025.06.05} (Β₯9.073) - 122.578 / 10.444 (-9%)
It's easy to see that Nintendo was right to have faith in Mario Kart World as a launch title for the Switch 2. World is incredibly strong.
Anonymous No.713770932 >>713771148 >>713771173
Remember when Famitsu Gematsu articles used to get hundreds of replies but Sal Cuck Romano went full Hitler and banned everyone who criticized Sony
Anonymous No.713770935
>>713770567
So that's why he's with a girl now. He's practicing tantra.
Anonymous No.713771013
>>713746920 (OP)
Who tf keeps buying switches. Fucking retard poorfags
Anonymous No.713771054 >>713771151
Am I wrong or shouldn't the top 30 be out by now
Anonymous No.713771071 >>713771469
>>713770632
That would be very interesting.
I was thinking that Pauline could suddenly do to K. Rool what Mario did to Bowser in Mario 64, so that people playing the game would start to question if Pauline is actually Pauline, and then that could lead into the big twist.
Anonymous No.713771118
The chart is once again proven right.
Anonymous No.713771148 >>713772227
>>713770932
Remember when the retard who avatarfags with the cosplay girl would just steal comments wholesale from Gematsu and repost them here? What was with that?
Anonymous No.713771151
>>713771054
Yes, it should've been available 2 hours ago.
Anonymous No.713771173
>>713770932
salt romano is really pathetic
Anonymous No.713771469 >>713771610 >>713772221
>>713771071
I'm just super excited for Bananza. Looks great. There'll obviously be some kinda big twist to it.
Anonymous No.713771610 >>713771660 >>713771748 >>713771778
>>713771469
As hilarious and interesting as Mario canonically having sex would be I just can't imagine it happening
Knowing Nintendo we'll get to see young Mario living in New Donk City instead of him as a father/husband
Anonymous No.713771660 >>713771719
>>713771610
I mean, Olimar exists lol.
Anonymous No.713771719
>>713771660
Olimar also ain't Mario. In like 20 years we'll get Miyamoto's AI uploaded conscience confirm Pauline Jr is actually his daughter but not now.
Anonymous No.713771748
>>713771610
I don't want another "Mario saves Peach" game, not after Odyssey.
Anonymous No.713771778
>>713771610
Olimar exists. As does Rex.
Plus they can always just say Pauline was delivered by Stork like Mario & Luigi were at the absolute worst.
Anonymous No.713771987 >>713772127 >>713772556
Mario marrying best girl Pauline would be based af, but c'mon, if Nintendo and Shiggy had to choose it'd 100% be Peach.
Anonymous No.713772031
>faggot posted bananza seethe thread
>again
wowie zowie.
Anonymous No.713772036 >>713772095 >>713772341
>>713746920 (OP)
damn you'd think nintendo would have released some games for people to buy for their new console. Could have gotten a lot of sales from that new-console-excitement. They've missed the window now
Anonymous No.713772095 >>713772172
>>713772036
1 game per month for a year. In just 2 weeks it'll have more lifetime exclusives than the PS5.
Anonymous No.713772127 >>713772305
>>713771987
the Pauline push by nintendo is great. I love her so much.
Anonymous No.713772172 >>713773127
>>713772095
if it was so close why couldn't they have moved it to launch anyway
Anonymous No.713772221
>>713771469
>some kinda big twist to it.
Halfway through the game turns into a turn-based RPG where DK, Pauline smd Mario have to team up against K.Rool and the God of Bananas to save the day
Anonymous No.713772227
>>713771148
He still does, just changed his whore.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.713772243
>>713747292
>>713740515
>even your memes are just ports
jesus christ
Anonymous No.713772305 >>713772697
>>713772127
It's great but
>Only 1 costume
Nintendo pls, the Tour skins are right there.
Anonymous No.713772341 >>713772712
>>713772036
Meds
Anonymous No.713772556
>>713771987
As far as Miyamoto is concerned she got dumped.
Anonymous No.713772615 >>713772679 >>713772714 >>713772729 >>713772742 >>713772976 >>713773135
>tfw shittendo fucked their ONE GAME
At least we have Troonanza to look forward to, right xisters?
Anonymous No.713772679 >>713772803
>>713772615
Please stop.
The gaming industry will kneel before Super Mario and his heir, Pauline Jr.
Anonymous No.713772697
>>713772305
going from only appearing in Mario vs Donkey kong games to being in odyssey, being in all the sports games, kart game and now being in Donkey Kong is great
Anonymous No.713772712
>>713772341
?
Anonymous No.713772714 >>713772803
>>713772615
Keep dancing, macaco.
Entertain me.
Anonymous No.713772729 >>713772803
>>713772615
Gotta love how this fucker only shows up when the thread starts to wind down kek
Anonymous No.713772742 >>713772803
>>713772615
The more you struggle, the funnier it'll be when you kneel.
Anonymous No.713772803 >>713772892 >>713772897 >>713772918 >>713772961 >>713773135
>>713772679
>>713772714
>>713772729
>>713772742
samefag you lost
Anonymous No.713772892 >>713773118
>>713772803
Yeah, dance for me.
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.713772897 >>713773118
>>713772803
oh look, another ported post
Anonymous No.713772918 >>713773118
>>713772803
ONE POST
Anonymous No.713772961 >>713773118
>>713772803
Sony has chosen their pitiful end.
Anonymous No.713772976 >>713773118 >>713773230
>>713772615
>Nintendo's only opponent are themselves now
Kinda based
Anonymous No.713773118 >>713773386 >>713773475 >>713773601 >>713773693
>>713772892
>>713772897
>>713772918
>>713772961
>>713772976
Look at this pathetic autistic samefag cry.

It's gonna be freaking epic when Troonanza flops
Anonymous No.713773127 >>713773257
>>713772172
Better to delay and polish it than have a Concord.
Anonymous No.713773135
>>713772615
>>713772803
Don't let this distract you from the fact that PS5s are melting as we speak and that Stellar Blade is being developed for the Switch 2
Anonymous No.713773230
>>713772976
Nintendo is in a league of their own.
This will be true no matter when you read it.
Anonymous No.713773257 >>713773497
>>713773127
concord was restarted 2 times
if anything concord prove no amount of delay can fix a bad game
Anonymous No.713773380
We have chosen our beautiful new beginning!
Anonymous No.713773386
>>713773118
you have chosen your pitiful end
Anonymous No.713773419
>>713762232
We already have Sunshine, might not be the way you want but we have it.
Anonymous No.713773420
We Nintendo fans have chosen our glorious new era!
Anonymous No.713773475
>>713773118
10millon bananas will be redeemed sir.
You best find a lotta stray dogs for your dick sucking.
Anonymous No.713773497 >>713774906 >>713775105
>>713773257
Didn't people say the gameplay was good, the problem was it got kneecapped by art direction and being a sony game?
Anonymous No.713773601
>>713773118
>Look at this pathetic autistic samefag cry.
Hey look, he's projecting and stealing other anon's posting habits because he has nothing else!
DoctorGreen !DRgReeNusk No.713773609 >>713773701 >>713773742
retard
Anonymous No.713773693
>>713773118
False. Other way around.
Anonymous No.713773701
>>713773609
We don't sign our posts here
Anonymous No.713773708
>>713747394
mexicans are hardcore considering a switch 2 is like 2 minimum wages over there.
Anonymous No.713773742
>>713773609
Said who?
Anonymous No.713774349 >>713774607
When does the top 30 usually drop when it's late like now?
Anonymous No.713774520 >>713774710 >>713774821 >>713774939
>>713765053
needs the greatest PS5 exlusive
Anonymous No.713774607 >>713775534
>>713774349
see >>713768941
Anonymous No.713774710
>>713774520
a true sony masterpiece beautiful
Anonymous No.713774821
>>713774520
So THIS is the exclusive PS5 game that’s better than anything else.
Anonymous No.713774849 >>713775319
>>713746920 (OP)
>2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
>6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW


It took a really long ass time for PS5 to overtake PS4 as far as multiplats went. How long before equilibrium hits Switch 2 vis-a-vis Switch.
Or is that just mathematically impossible since we're looking at 35.7 million fucking Switches in the country and it'll only stop when Switch 1 games stop being made?
Anonymous No.713774906
>>713773497
>Didn't people say the gameplay was good,
it was fucking not, even when watching gameplay footage at x2 speed it felt like a slowed down and dumbed down overwatch
Anonymous No.713774939
>>713774520
>Easy platinum

Oh it's one of those games, bunch of subhumans buy those to farm cheevos.
Anonymous No.713774961 >>713775125
also where the FUCK is the top 30 proper
Anonymous No.713775105 >>713775992 >>713776215 >>713777715
>>713773497
art direction didn't help, but it's also just a crowded field. There are also pretty serious demographic issues for live service games that need tonnes of players putting a lot of hours into them to keep their server numbers looking healthy.

You know the number of people on earth under 30 peaked at about 3.1 billion this year and is now starting to go backwards? People play less videogames when they get older because they gain other time commitments (work, family etc.), and now we're in a situation where the pool of people to actually pull from is itself shrinking.

I don't think people have realised how big the demographic changes are going to be going forwards, people just assumed it was normal for populations and consumer markets to rapidly keep growing every year. When the pie stops growing everything gets way tougher to sell
Anonymous No.713775125
>>713774961
see >>713768941 (You)
Anonymous No.713775270
>Bungie actually stole assets from a random concept artist
That company is 100% fucked.
Anonymous No.713775319 >>713775543 >>713775593
>>713774849
Switch card is compatible with 2
Switch 2 is a game-key card. Why bother with that and not just buy the digital version
Anonymous No.713775534
>>713774607
Didn't see it lol, my bad
Anonymous No.713775543 >>713775759 >>713776259
>>713775319
You sure it's the resolution and framerate?
Anonymous No.713775584 >>713775681
I'm pretty sure Nightreign could run on switch 2 easily tbdesu
Anonymous No.713775593 >>713776259
>>713775319
Coward artist, she's not this thin
Anonymous No.713775673
>>713756692
Nah FF7R is gonna get hit like FF16 on PC and later Xbox. There ain't no saving a game that had all its problems well-documented. Square-Enix should have had a Triangle/Bravely/Octopath/Live a Live-level thing in the pipeline like Octopath was for the Switch 1's reveal. Dragon Quest 1-2 with its new content is sure to do well but those are also already basically already completed games they're just recreating in Unreal Engine.
Honestly you could level the same criticism at all of these, a lot of these are just low stakes ports that everybody would've already played on other platforms, or just greedy horseshit like Puyo Puyo Tetris 2S not having an upgrade pack option and just forcing you to rebuy the whole game again.
Anonymous No.713775681 >>713775769
>>713775584
It's on PS4 so yes, it definitely could.
Pretty funny that From's first fully next-gen game will be Duskbloods.
Anonymous No.713775759
>>713775543
Switch 2 bruteforce, if you want extra fluff then cough up 60 bux.

At least game run decently on base switch.
Anonymous No.713775769 >>713776241 >>713776486
>>713775681
>It's on PS4 so yes
>that can't be right
>check online
>mfw
Holy shit the PS5 being so utterly terrible really gimped this generation from the getgo.
Anonymous No.713775876 >>713776351
Will women buy the switch 2 when the animal crossing comes out?
Anonymous No.713775886 >>713775998
>>713760068
Melting down harder than the liquid metal and cables in the ps5
Anonymous No.713775992
>>713775105
Honestly good, we need to have lower birthrates if anything.
Anonymous No.713775998 >>713776127 >>713776627
>>713775886
rent free
Anonymous No.713776045
Schizo into sonyfag combo.
Anonymous No.713776127
>>713775998
>melting down you so hard you accuse people of whataboutism
You're not even making sense anymore, it's just mockery.
Anonymous No.713776215 >>713776278
>>713775105
even without the demographic changes, GAAS as a media system in general seems to be on it's way out
way too many people have been burned out from some beloved game they sunk hundreds of hours (and likely dollars) into simply vanishing into thin air, especially if you are westoid
there's only so much "THIS time the game won't go down in at least a decade!" before they decide to not fall for it anymore
it really doesn't help engagement-based matchmaking means people aren't paired based on their skill levels, but on a forced 50% win ratio, and that's bullshit very few people can take for longer than a year of consistent play these days, no matter how masochistic they are
on top of that constant internet bullshit like streams, cheevos, friend requests, friend notifications, chats, whatever the fuck, seems to be souring people on "modern" vidya, preferring instead if not retro gaming, at least single player stuff that doesn't have that sort of bullshit
Anonymous No.713776241 >>713776295 >>713776393
>>713775769
And the PS5 to PS6 cross-gen period is gonna be even longer lol, it says a lot that only now almost 5 years later with Death Stranding 2 we're seeing what the PS5 is truly capable of.
Anonymous No.713776259
>>713775543
>You sure it's the resolution and framerate?
Aren't both the same game, and Switch 2 is just a minor update?
>>713775593
>Coward artist, she's not this thin
is this better?
Anonymous No.713776274
>>713768394
I wouldn't want to be associated with a game that has an elaborate cut scene involving a naked zesty nigger delivering some 2deep4u monologue while doing some cringe wiggle dance, and has a "fuck drumph America bad" document in it either
Anonymous No.713776278 >>713776453 >>713776860
>>713776215
>there's only so much "THIS time the game won't go down in at least a decade!" before they decide to not fall for it anymore
The end truly begins when the first hoyoverse gacha shutters. Giving it 3, 4 years.
Anonymous No.713776295
>>713776241
>ps4 games are still going to be released deep into the ps6's lifetime
imagine
Anonymous No.713776303 >>713776965 >>713779619 >>713780286
>nogames and already working on PS6
>Still have that crappy UMPC project to spread development teams further

I still don't know what the fuck they are thinking.
Anonymous No.713776351 >>713776473
>>713775876
A fair amount will, because AC as a series has been trending upwards in popularity for a while. New Leaf sold a ton on the 3DS and while New Horizons certainly got a boost from lockdowns, it was gonna sell a lot either way. I don't think the new one will rope in as many, but those gals do love wasting money so there's a decent chance.
Anonymous No.713776393
>>713776241
>we're seeing what the PS5 is truly capable of.
It just looks like a slightly better version of DS1...
Anonymous No.713776453
>>713776278
the ccp will literally not allow that to happen, they will just pump more money into the games even if they have to leave them in permanent maintenance mode with no new content and just constant reruns (and technically, honkai 3 is already at that point)
instead i would say it's actually over for generic chinky gookyslop when nexon or hoyo release a new big game to absolute crickets, and that may happen with the animal crossing clone hoyo has planned to release relatively soon
Anonymous No.713776473 >>713776864 >>713776953
>>713776351
>New Leaf sold a ton on the 3DS and while New Horizons certainly got a boost from lockdowns, it was gonna sell a lot either way. I don't think the new one will rope in as many, but those gals do love wasting money so there's a decent chance.
New Leaf was a gift from my girlfriend.
New Horizons was also a gift from my (following) girlfriend.
That fucking series just compels them to spend money. 120 bucks gone because we "had to have matching towns."
Anonymous No.713776486 >>713776618 >>713776729 >>713776812
>>713775769
PS5 specs were fine, outside of AyyMD's atrocious RT implementation, lack of games is confusing though. I think Nintendo's approach is the best, people complain for years that games just push higher poly counts and higher texture resolutions and here comes Nintendo with their debut next gen game and it doubles the player count, integrates all the courses into an open world and adds undulating interactive water, it's kind of crazy that Nintendo's path for Switch 2 hasn't been to just make graphics more detailed but to leverage the hardware for more gameplay features, just look at Bananza, completely destructible environment as well as interactive water, in large open environments, and 60fps, Duskbloods is the one standouts, graphically it looks worse than Elden Ring and even in parts worse than Bloodborne, it doesn't leverage the hardware's increased power to explore new avenues for gameplay and it's not 60fps, I have no idea what is up with that game, that's fromsoft for you, no innovation since Demon's Souls.
Anonymous No.713776618 >>713776956 >>713776974
>>713776486
>Duskbloods is the one standouts, graphically it looks worse than Elden Ring and even in parts worse than Bloodborne
You have seen 1 teaser trailer of the game, on a shitty video feed, of something that's still in development.
>to explore new avenues for gameplay
Hello? It's literally the first Miyazaki multiplayer game.
>I have no idea what is up with that game, that's fromsoft for you, no innovation since Demon's Souls.
Extremely odd statement.
Anonymous No.713776627
>>713775998
Good. You can use the money to pay for the repairs on your molten Ps5 and controllers
Anonymous No.713776729 >>713776974
>>713776486
>lack of games is confusing though

Sony gave priority and spotlight to those AAA monstrosities that take a decade to shit. Smaller devs and publishers got choked by this hard, sony policies with weeb stuff didn't help.

Compare to Nintendo, which actually chased them for Switch, likes of Sakuna became a big IP thanks to their request to port and promotion on direct.

Sony don't even promote persona on state of play, its Xbox for fucks sake.
Anonymous No.713776739 >>713776807
The Ps5 has more SKUs than exclusive games
Anonymous No.713776807
>>713776739
>2 exclusives (counting DS2 because pity even if it's timed)
>Physical PS5, digital PS5, PS5 Pro
Damn.
Anonymous No.713776812 >>713777010 >>713777128 >>713777178
>>713776486
i remember back in the day when physx first debuted thinking next game games from now on would be so crazy with fully destructible environments as the default and constant borderline immersive sim interactions with items and abilities
instead the ones to implement it first were nintendo in BOTW, TOTK and now bananza
fucking wild
Anonymous No.713776860
>>713776278
>The end truly begins when the first hoyoverse gacha shutters. Giving it 3, 4 years.
all of them are struggling already and Reddit had to add a fake multiplier so their numbers don't look bad. ZZZ real numbers are way less than PNG games when its marketing budget alone is more than all of them combined
Still, the CCP won't allow it they will fund every popular CN game, including Mihoyo slops and Wuthering Waves until China starts dominating "real" console games
Anonymous No.713776864 >>713776928
>>713776473
>120 bucks gone because we "had to have matching towns."
gonna post those anon?
Anonymous No.713776928
>>713776864
I'm gonna fucking weep if I do, I moved on, but it still hurts.
Anonymous No.713776953
>>713776473
Nintendo knows this, and they made it so you only have one town per console. They timed the launch of New Horizons with the switch lite, and that wasn't a coincidence. I wouldn't be surprised if they timed the new AC with a handheld only lite variant of the Switch 2 as they knew it would push even more consoles for people who want le matching towns. Not a lot of people realize it but Animal Crossing is a juggernaut, it is a system seller. It's only right behind Mario, Pokemon, and Zelda. New Horizons went out like a wet fart and that may have left a bad taste in people's mouths, but they'll soiface over a new animal crossing on the new system no doubt. I do wonder what gimmick they'll go with or if they'll double down on crafting/survival shit. If they do, that system needs a ton of refinements.
Anonymous No.713776956 >>713777034
>>713776618
>Hello? It's literally the first Miyazaki multiplayer game.
nightreinsissies....are we forgotten????
Anonymous No.713776965
>>713776303
I think Sony is going to go full third party after the ps6 because they have no idea what the fuck they're doing anymore
Anonymous No.713776974 >>713777105 >>713777126
>>713776618
It goes against the grain, like I stated in my post Nintendo has been leveraging the extra power of the Switch 2 for gameplay instead of just graphics whereas Fromsofts game is just more of the same. All of the souls are multiplayer, and Nightreign just released.

>>713776729
Xbox has clearly been paying for those games at their showcases, I'd say the lack of Nintendo announcement is the most perplexing aspect, but it's Sega, they went from Sonic sells best on Nintendo hardware therefore it's our priority to Sonic sells best on Nintendo hardware fuck you we will do our absolute least because we know you will pay us.
Anonymous No.713777010 >>713777121 >>713777734
>>713776812
>Play game in mid 00
>ton of physics objects and enemies ragdoll
>Play game in then current year.
>Everything is bolted down to ground or fly in pre baked animation

What the fuck happened?
Anonymous No.713777034 >>713777126
>>713776956
>nightreinsissies....are we forgotten????
Miyazaki didn't direct Nightreign.
>All of the souls are multiplayer
Not in the way Duskbloods will be.
>Nightreign just released
See above. I didn't say fromsoftware for a reason.
Anonymous No.713777105 >>713777427
>>713776974
how about you wait till we know more on duskbloods before you judge it anon.
Anonymous No.713777121
>>713777010
Obsession with realism and maturity happened and by realism I mean CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE with shit so dumbed down that Mario was more intellectually stimulating to play
Anonymous No.713777126 >>713777427
>>713777034
Also meant to reply to >>713776974
And to add, that "extra" power on switch 2 isn't exactly extra for a dev like fromsoft, more like baseline. They make PC titles.
Anonymous No.713777128 >>713777374
>>713776812
Bananza was certainly not the first game with destructible environments, come on now. Obviously you have games like Minecraft or even Deep Rock Galactic which are essentially indie games, but there were older examples of that kinda thing.It is refreshing to see them lean into that aspect though. And people forget but BotW really was a breath of fresh air when it comes to open world platforming and actually being able to climb on any surface and glide around it along with cool physics interactions. It's a lot nicer to play on the Switch 2 now.
Anonymous No.713777178
>>713776812
And things like Digital Molecular Matter starting on Xbox 360 and then drying up completely in spite of the sheer amount of compute performance available on modern hardware.
The funny thing is that we know from staff sizes that it just costs less to implement scalable effects like destruction vs absurdly high detail characters, look at the credits for any big games and it's just wave after wave of jeet outsourcing for 3d assets.
The point being that Nintendo are saving money by pushing higher framerates and resolutions as well as neat effects like the Mario Kart World water over just making Mario and pals 100k+ tris each.
Anonymous No.713777331
>>713761672
This is good tho. Sony brand is dead, hence why no one cares. Gaming is mostly dead except the Switch 2 and Nintendo.

Every thing related to Switch 2 makes headline news because it’s so popular. This is very good esp for the legs of the system that there are still more publicity post launch. Interest and engagement are still very high both in terms articles and views.

The Donkey Kong direct having even more views now than the initial trailers showed continued and even INCREASED interest in Switch 2 software. That’s very good.
Anonymous No.713777374 >>713777542
>>713777128
>Bananza was certainly not the first game with destructible environments, come on now
I'd say at the scope we're talking about, Bananza is probably the first non-procedurally generated game with fully destructible environments. Like a modern red faction.
Anonymous No.713777414 >>713777546
>>713761672
This is good tho. Sony brand is dead, hence why no one cares. Gaming is mostly dead except the Switch 2 and Nintendo.

Every thing related to Switch 2 makes headline news because it’s so popular. This is very good esp for the legs of the system that there are still more publicity post launch. Interest and engagement are still very high both in terms articles written about it and views.

The Donkey Kong direct having even more views now than the initial trailers showed continued and even INCREASED interest in Switch 2 software. That’s very good.
Anonymous No.713777427 >>713777647
>>713777105
>>713777126
Switch 2 is still decently more powerful than a PS4 which was their baseline with Elden Ring and has a bunch of key advantages like it's significantly better CPU, if the game was 60fps I would be complaining a lot less, it's very disappointing and history shows that I shouldn't expect any improvements for the final release.
Anonymous No.713777530 >>713777638 >>713777727 >>713778328
One thing I'm still wondering about is how the fuck did certain people get away with implying the existence of a "Nintendo bonus" when journalists are 10 times more critical of Nintendo titles than anything else. They actually managed to create an alternate narrative where the reviews were fake and Nintendo didn't actually made consistent high quality games but got given high scores for free.
How do you square that circle after seeing the journos just foaming at the mouth for Nintendo to fail.
Anonymous No.713777542
>>713777374
More like hulk ultimate destruction
Anonymous No.713777546
>>713777414
no such thing as bad publicity they say
unless your ceo is a pedomanic.
Anonymous No.713777638
>>713777530
8.8 still lingers on people mind.

But besides big main first party games like mario, zelda, they roast everything else.

Look at how arms got roasted despite selling 2m.
Anonymous No.713777647 >>713777741 >>713777765
>>713777427
>if the game was 60fps I would be complaining a lot less,
Anon, listen to me, what if, what if, the trailer was shot at the highest possible resolution? It's highly probable it'll have a 60 performance mode. From actually optimizes rather well. If it comes out and it's not 60 in any way, I'll kneel, but I like to stay positive
Anonymous No.713777715 >>713777881
>>713775105
Pie already consumed. Live service market was effectively decided in 2021. Shit like Hyenas, Concord, Marathon, even the first version of what became Dragon Age Veilguard when it was still an MMO was all decided and greenlit before 2020. The main problem is basically the "we want the COD audience" problem from 2009, it's impossible for shareholders to ignore Call of Duty making a billion dollars in a few weeks selling TMNT skins, or GTAV still selling, and it's impossible to scale down these days.

The real problem for everyone that doesn't have a successful live service title is that the market isn't growing in that way. Kids and teenagers are getting into gaming but they're getting into what their friends play, which is basically Fortnite, Roblox, GTAV, Minecraft, etc. The kind of person that plays and buys a variety of video games a year skews much older, you're basically looking at millennials and Gen X'rs. Gen Z is of working age but they're also putting their money into one or two live service games. Gen Alpha is following that same pattern, the most popular Christmas gift wish from ESA surveys was just Fortnite money.
Anonymous No.713777727
>>713777530
*they make
fuck this hangover.
Anonymous No.713777734
>>713777010
pretty much anyone with talent and knowledge got metoo'd during the 10s out of most tech sectors, including vidya
Anonymous No.713777741 >>713777794
>>713777647
>From actually optimizes rather well
Anonymous No.713777765 >>713778015
>>713777647
The trailer looks like it's internally sub 1080, it just continues to get more disappointing.
Anonymous No.713777794 >>713778005
>>713777741
>From actually optimizes rather well
Nightreign runs native maxed out at 1440p on my 5700XT, considering the standard these days, that ain't bad.
Anonymous No.713777881 >>713778287
>>713777715
>Call of Duty
Is the Xbox division now functionally immortal? Was the Activision purchase just a ploy to get infinite money independently from Microsoft HQ? Goddamn this makes it seem like only Sony is at a chance of failure.
Anonymous No.713778005 >>713778096
>>713777794
The game can't even go above 60 FPS and it stutters as badly as the original game.
FROM has made exactly one well-optimized game and that's Armored Core 6. And then for whatever retarded reason they didn't use that version of the engine for Nightreign.
Anonymous No.713778015 >>713778120
>>713777765
Digital foundry ass post
Anonymous No.713778096 >>713778281
>>713778005
>And then for whatever retarded reason they didn't use that version of the engine for Nightreign.
Because I assume it's easier to program something that's 80% Elden Ring using Elden Ring's engine. Duskbloods probably uses the AC6 version.
Anonymous No.713778120 >>713778238
>>713778015
Everything else on the hardware looks and runs better, I think Fromsoft are full of shit, maybe they should have just gone back to Sony or Bamco instead of half assing a Switch 2 game, if they were trying I'd give a fuck, I hope they are funneling that funding into something good because it certainly doesn't look like it's going into Duskbloods.
Anonymous No.713778238 >>713778329
>>713778120
You're counting your chickens before they hatch. I can understand keeping low expectations, but after playing Nightreign I'm very optimistic on Duskbloods. The formula works.
Anonymous No.713778281 >>713778473
>>713778096
Unless From Soft are just that bad at code management, which actually could be the case considering they have a history of games running like ass and things like Bloodborne never getting that Pro patch but games are segregated into a series of libraries instead of one gigantic clump of code, you can interchange and integrate these libraries into your games, Nintendo are designed in this manner, what people refer to as the Lunchbox engine is just a series of common libraries with games either customizing elements of them to better suit their needs or changing them out entirely as needed, you can see the cross pollination of engine dna between Nintendo titles that share this engine.
Anonymous No.713778287
>>713777881
Actiblizz make fuck all compared to king.
Anonymous No.713778328
>>713777530
"Nintendo bonus" cope doesn't even make any sense because most of journos are playstation shills
Anonymous No.713778329
>>713778238
16 years of one very predictable chicken.
Anonymous No.713778473
>>713778281
>Unless From Soft are just that bad at code management
Nightreign was developed by an actual C-team while Miyazaki was busy directing shadow of the erdtree, AFTER directing AC6. It's likely it spun off from a DLC project considering how many assets are shared.
Anonymous No.713778720 >>713778810 >>713778831 >>713779331
The "ONE GAME LULZ" doesn't even make sense since even if we remove the smaller ones there were 2 games at least and now three. Didn't PS5 launch with nothing exclusive?
Anonymous No.713778810
>>713778720
>Didn't PS5 launch with nothing exclusive?
if you want to be extremely pedantic, it released with astro playroom
the problem is, if you count that, you also have to count welcome tour
Anonymous No.713778831 >>713778890 >>713779007
>>713778720
UM HELLO??? GREEDFALL???? BUGSNAX???? DEMON'S SOULS ABOMINATION VERSION?????
Anonymous No.713778853 >>713778957
>>713753619
honestly, as much as people here won't admit it, this is still the problem with gaming on PC. when companies don't port games properly the experience is miserable, but not in a " it's running bad" miserable but a "my game won't boot/it crashes" miserable. the only game that got this close on consoles was vanilla cyberpunk at launch on PS4/xbone
Anonymous No.713778890
>>713778831
only Demons Souls
Anonymous No.713778957 >>713778994 >>713779092
>>713778853
Nothing like tens of thousands of thirdies with potato PCs spamming negative reviews on your beloved triple A release to motivate lazy devs.
It's good that this is happening, things get worse before they get better.
Anonymous No.713778994 >>713779062
>>713778957
And that's a good thing. We get unoptimized shit.
Anonymous No.713778996
Bros... Eric won...
Anonymous No.713779007 >>713779353
>>713778831
>BUGSNAX????
oh yuh that existed then got ported to everything.
lmao.
Anonymous No.713779059
>>713751624
>Worlds
kys thirdworlder
Anonymous No.713779062
>>713778994
>We get unoptimized shit.
Yep, and as long as we do, the beatings will continue. And they will optimize. They all do. Eventually.
Anonymous No.713779092 >>713779183
>>713778957
People get shit performance even with bleeding edge hardware.

Thirdies complaining about performance is a good thing dumbo.
Anonymous No.713779183
>>713779092
I, yes that's what I said anon. My initial statement is earnest, not sarcastic.
Anonymous No.713779331
>>713778720
It doesn't make sense at all because it's literally not true lol. There's also Fast Fusion.
Anonymous No.713779353 >>713779463
>>713779007
This I don't get the obsession with trying to play Death Stranding 2 as some win for Sony when it'll be on PC by next year and god knows Xbox whenever the "you can't release this on Xbox" clause in the contract runs out.
Anonymous No.713779463 >>713779563
>>713779353
Whole argument is that is not on Nintendo platform. Weird that dumbfuck still post that stale ass pasta given that SF6 did got ported.
Anonymous No.713779563
>>713779463
It's a bot, that's why
Anonymous No.713779619
>>713776303
They're probably thinking they could charge snoys for second ps plus subscription on a new console.
Anonymous No.713780201 >>713780521
all those mario kart threads in /v/
Anonymous No.713780286 >>713780394
>>713776303
Eh it's not that weird. Nintendo was already working on what would become the Switch 2 in 2019. Hell, the Wii U was barely two years old and Iwata was still alive when we got a whiff of NX.
Anonymous No.713780394 >>713780551
>>713780286
Yeah, but Nintendo was actually pumping out games back then.
I don't think anyone would mind if this generation lasted a bit longer because holy fuck, it's been rough.
Anonymous No.713780521
>>713780201
plus like 3 dk threads.
Anonymous No.713780551
>>713780394
All the ps5 and xbox have shown us is that the only one in any position to make a generation last more than 8 years is Nintendo. 5 years and the two of them have nothing to show for it, and I don't expect their upcoming platforms will do any better