What the fuck Bananza looks like garbage

I have sewer pipe fatigue

obsessed https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/KsU70wGpfj7CnqwxRhf_MQ/type/op/

>>713759772 (OP)
>'Banana' in pipe
>Trans Donkey Kong
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>713759982
They've done their market research.

>>713759842
shut up shredder

>>713759772 (OP)
>No transitional animations between running and idle
That'll be $80 plus tip.

>>713759772 (OP)
so i guess this will have the same problem that odyssey had where the main collectibles are just scattered everywhere with wildly varying levels of challenge to them
bowser's fury was the best iteration of 3D mario design and it seems like they learned nothing from it
and yes this is a 3D mario game, don't act like it isn't

>>713759772 (OP)
why do the animations of the main character you will be looking at the entire game look like shit?

>>713761798
Holy shit you're right. shallow water doesn't have ripple or displacement effects either.

people saying this low effort slop is comparable to a polished product like Odyssey are fucking insane. it's 1000x lazier.

>>713759772 (OP)
Oh, so this is literally Mario Odyssey 2 with a Donkey Kong skin

who the fuck cares about this zoomerge switch 2 is getting fuckin gc mario strikers baybee

>>713763048
no Mario odyssey wasn't this poorly made and graphically abysmal.

>>713763049
>gc mario strikers baybee
you emulate that on PC dolphin emulator.
what sort of fucking retard would buy a switch 2 for inferior GC emulation.

>>713759772 (OP)
So are the controls reversed when you enter this area?

>>713759772 (OP)
I LOVE TOTK GREEN TINTED SLOP!!!

>>713759772 (OP)
>Oh Banana!
Fuck you!

I don't give a fuck about this game but holy shit D.K appears to be getting progressively more LITERALLY retarded-looking every time somebody posts him.

>>713764262
AUGHHHH ME TOOO

Why is everyone in this thread insulting Donkey Kong?

>>713764509
>donkey kong
Where? All I see is wokey kong

>>713759772 (OP)
Any time I have to go into a pipe in a game I'm reminded of those divers that got sucked into an underwater oil pipe and one of them somehow crawled out
A rescue team confirmed the rest was alive but were ordered to not do anything and they all drowned.
Delta P, not even once.

>>713764745
When its got ya, its gotcha
https://youtu.be/ZwZ46vDX1LA?si=kGgrvhLGqUFGSMDR

>>713759772 (OP)
This is an 80 dollar video game?

>>713759982
its clearly sherbet colors, considering he's in an ice cream land. you're just obsessed and need to take your meds

>>713764737
He will never be woke.
Ever.

>>713759976
So in the schizophrenic mind, what is actually supposed to be like offensive or bad in this clip? Because it's completely unremarkable.

>>713759772 (OP)
banan

>>713759772 (OP)
KINO!!!!!!!
KINO KINO KINO KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713765014
He "hates" everything about Donkey Kong Bananza, because he fears that one day, the whole gaming industry will kneel before Nintendo.

>>713759772 (OP)
>>713759842
>>713759982
>>713761798
>>713763696
>If I just shitpost hard enough, I'll be able to make this game flop!
>It didn't work for TotK
>And it didn't work for Elden Ring
>And it didn't work for the Switch 2
>And it didn't work for Mario Kart
>But, it'll work this time! If I just keep shitposting!

>>713765172
blame tortanic. and its not just nintendo games they do this to, its practically every game that has any amount of hype generated towards it

>>713760737

>>713761798
>reduced responsiveness animations in my platformer
sounds great retard

>>713765273
I hate this fucking image because whoever made it was not around for the Tortanic fiasco.
People were not trying to sink it but warning the company of all it's issues but out of pure arrogance would not listen to gamers and instead got a shield of paid journo shills to defend it from all criticism.
This thread is one autismo and nintendo haters trying just hating and making shit up if they have to.

>>713765172
It really does come down to some kind of magical thinking ritual, textbook retardation.

>>713759982
TK!

TRANNY KONG!

>>713759772 (OP)
All I see is DK collecting a blue coin.

>>713759772 (OP)
There was no reason to turn DK into a retard

>>713766152
Miyamoto is a spiteful man

>>713766152
Every time I see his new model I hate it even more

What the fuck were they thinking?

>>713766152
Looks soulful to me

>>713766996
Please take that back.

>>713765518
Mario 64 has better animation feedback than this retard

>>713765172
Pointing out the flaws to something doesn't mean someone wants it to fail, you shouldn't be so quick to see someone as an enemy

>>713766996
What do you base this on? It better not be retarded baseless internet "quotes" or actions that have no source.

>>713768872
>you'd better give me a source that precisely fits my criteria purely for the sake of my own satisfaction or else i will...........do nothing

i genuinely want to know the entire art and graphics team, and the management in charge of green-lighting things.
Bananza is possibly nintendo's ugliest 1st party game to date.

>>713769141
>nintendo's ugliest 1st party game to date

>>713769213
Please stop.

>>713763048
yeah, it's gonna be fucking amazing.

>>713768871
Don't you DARE post Isabelle for your intellectually dishonest defense of the biggest schizo on this board, you massive fucking FAGGOT.

>>713765965
this kong's got the Aut's!
So listen up dudes!
He can cut off his cock
To suit his mood!

>>713769213
ToK is just bland and boring.
DKB is offensively garish in the color design, mismatched materials, low quality textures, bad environment art, the weirdly reskinned mario odyssey asset etc.
It's like nintendo handed it off to a random Unity dev team

>>713766152
He was always a retard though?

>>713768981
>make statement
>b-but you can't expect to back it up!
All this is being asked to post something that you already believe by the way with anything that is not blind rumors.
Surely you are not the kind of retard that would base a judgement of a man on completely empty internet talk?

>>713761798
I don't give a shit about that in a platforming game.

>>713765531
No, it was absolutely what happened. People were calling it TORtanic almost immediately, people on /v/ absolutely wanted it to fail and be a colossal blunder. If you say otherwise, you weren't there.

>>713761798
Found that really fucking weird as well. How the fuck did Miyamoto let this pass? Isn't he autistic about movement?

>>713766152
how could they possibly think that turning an iconic character into an Ugly retarded pedo was a good idea.

>>713769880
>platformers should control like RDR2
And that's why you are not a game designer, anon

>>713759772 (OP)
But the blades of grass, they SWAY with the WIND

Do you want the truth about why all games look light shit anon? Its because 95% of devs ignore the most important rule about about graphics its more important than pixel count, good coloring or even decent art direction its Lighting.

Every game dev suffers from the same brain rot that realistic lighting is the best version of lighting. Its why UE5 is so popular because it offers great realistic lighting that will make every shovelware look good and the same. Theres no other dev that knew this better than john carmack who added lighting to doom 1 so the game looks better than every other game at the time and so that you could actually scare players. He did it again with doom 3 and while all the enemies in doom 3 look bad because they are model from 2002 the environment looks really good they are over 23 years old by this point and they beat out shit being put out today just skim through this video.
https://youtu.be/OQAd-HHdf1c?si=aulwgo1HNjc5kwJs
the fact that such a video even exists is a testament to how good the environment in this game is

Back to the point devs are lazy now and to be fair i can see why lighthing fucking sucks ass to work and get right in any visual medium its why shit like the "golden hour" in film exists but that doesnt mean we should regress into UE5 Nintendo hire this man bullshit https://youtu.be/XCVubOzbFzI?si=F71SrHkPClap1qW2
anyway have another video on lighting
https://youtu.be/ESXAxtdEkzY?si=paR8WV8TJ_NSWjAD
also I think raytracing wouldve been cool but abused by lazy devs just like how VR was suppose to be cool with half life alyx being the gold standard not every game just realsing a shitter VR version

>>713770807
>Ugly retarded pedo
It makes it far easier for their fanbase to self insert.

>>713768981
Admission of defeat accepted.

Was it autism?

I am so excited to watch the Donkey Kong Bananza cutscenes.

>>713771275
>multiple people save or source the same image
>wtf why it getting spammed by one person???

>>713771329
>replied in 40 seconds
Someone's defensive.

>>713771275
>>713771530
The filenames are different, newfag-kun. Do MD5 next time.

Malding for weeks

>Nintendo's latest game somehow looks worse than a 20-year-old Rare game

>>713765273
No you retarded nigger. Blame Sony. It's the only group of fans left that act like this.

>>713771732
He will mald the hardest if it is confirmed that Mario has a daughter.

>>713771703
Almost like some half-assed attempt to disguise that you've posted the same thing 50 times in a week.

>>713771762
To be fair, Rare mogged the gaming industry until they were sent to the xbox avatar slave dungeon.

>>713771858
>Mario is words
???????

>>713771997
This again?

>>713772054
>post the same thing
>demand a different response
What an entitled bitch

>>713772119
Oh, wow, ok.

>>713759772 (OP)
What exactly about this is meant to be so obviously, brain-meltingly bad that drives someone to post it ten times a day?

>>713766152
In DKC Returns, he was literally so retarded, he was the only creature that couldn't be hypnotized

>>713771939
True, but I just wanted an excuse to post my injun fairy princess waifu

>>713771997
>mario is words
kek
>>713772289
Based, I would her too. Breed the knifeears.

>>713771762
ugleh

>>713759772 (OP)
Okay so what about this am I supposed to be mad about this time?

OOOOOOHH BANANAH!

Are we excited for the potential future of the Super Mario franchise?

>>713772326
I'd do her hot emo abuse victim sister more than her, honestly. Kameo's a spoiled brat and her adoptive mom, Queen Theena, is a massive cunt.

>>713772427
You already lost.

>>713772427
Lolicons eating good lately

>>713772487
Ninpedo moment

>>713772452
I am holding out hope that Nintendo will do the right thing.
I actually predicted that she would be wearing blue.

>>713772543
I'm a PC pedo

>>713772348
You must be blind or stupid.

>>713770893
literally every mario game in existence has start up animations and slowness retard
yes even SMB1

>>713772487
You just know there's going to be so much fucking DK X Paula content made now.

>>713772684
god I hated how they just lazily slapped bloom and a bunch of normal textures into everything during this generation
they peaked during the n64 era

>>713771321
wtf dk stepdad confirmed

>>713772778
Hopefully there won't be so much of it if she is revealed to be Mario's daughter.

>>713772778
Yeah...

>>713768720
my god they cut off miyamoto's whole body below his tits, how horrible.

>>713772805
yeah it's like they got the ability to use denser texture files and were like "that's the same thing as art direction, right? More detailing?"

>>713772215
Nice head canon retard.
he was the only creature that couldn't be hypnotized because him and the monkeys are the highest evolved creatures on the island. gorillas are close to humans. the lower primitive creatures like birds and crabs were the ones who were able to be hypnotized.