>mfw a coworker starts talking about vidya

>>713778693 (OP)
Yeah its usually normie slop like Marvel Rivals

>>713778693 (OP)
>Coworkers are talking about Fallout
>Only the Toddslop
>Not even NV

>>713778693 (OP)
why does the skin on his face look so fucking weird

>>713778693 (OP)
that's a man
you cannot fool me

>he brings up video game
>"oh shit oh shit wat do i do"
>"better hide my power levels..."
>"haha yea sure i love games too..... i play uh elden ring"
>coworker: "oh.. thats normie trash... i play real games like factorio and zachtronics and ninja gaiden... u probably havent heard of them eh"

>>713779215
Anon got btfo'd

>>713778693 (OP)
better than a coworker who has a podcast

>>713778693 (OP)
sup with that nose

>>713778693 (OP)
>coworker talks about vidya
>its FIFA or COD
>other coworker talks about vidya
>it's bethesda slop
>other coworker talks about vidya
>it's ARK or whatever other survival-crafting game he's playing this month to distract himself from ARK is
>other coworker talks about games
>he doesn't play them, but he knows i play them, so tries to show interest in hobbies that aren't his own and talks about last of us and god of war because he knows they are popular
it hurts.
>>713779830
better than a coworker who wants to start a podcast WITH you. god, that was fucking annoying. every day talking about it and trying to set it up.

>>713778693 (OP)
why does her face look like a skeleton?

>>713778761
Marvel rivals is too niche for mine
It's just gta and siege for me

i am that coworker
i put my interest in vdya and anime girls front and center. every break i read manga because i like it but also to drive a point home. when i work i put playlists with cute anime girls in them (bokaro, nanahira etc) on one of my monitors to be clearly visible to anyone coming over. i do more but not gonna blogpost.
that way 95% of the annoying coworkers leave me the fuck alone and i can focus on the remaining 5% true bros and pretending to do my job

im that coworker
i do not hide my powerlevel
now i have new friends and a gf

>>713778693 (OP)
>mfw a coworker starts talking about vidya

>coworker watches anime
>dubbed lmao
>they play tiktok clips of dubs at full volume in the break room

>>713780559

>>713778850
>>713779156
Can't you see the chromosomes? Thevanswer is obvious.

>>713779215
>"better hide my power levels...
honestly. just take a risk and tell them what you actually like if you care about befriending them
me personally im not trying to befriend a coworker

>that coworker that cant stop saying the n word and crying about THE JOOS

you all had one, we constantly make fun of him behind his back for being retarded and probably an incel lol

>>713782135
but enought about my department

>mfw your coworker fucks bugs

>>713778693 (OP)
>in a group setting I'm the ignorant le ebin boomer who knows nothing of teh internets or entertainment
>each co-worker thinks they have a special connection or think they're the only one to know the "real" me when we have a one on one conversation and I barely let slip the mask

Someone told me that he picked Maelle at the end of E33. Now I know what you motherfuckers look like

>>713778693 (OP)
Add 300 pounds to that bitch and then it might be representative of your face.

>>713778693 (OP)

Is she dead yet?

I always say i play normie shit

>>713778693 (OP)
>poop eyes
gross

the safest pick when it comes to this kind of shit is either Resident Evil or Metal Gear 2bh, chances are the people that play those and talk about games with you have good taste in general

Pro tip: say "Tetris The Grand Master". Won't scare hoes, everyone thinks you are just a normie. Untill you find that 0.00001% person who knows you are a real nigga.

>>713778693 (OP)
>mfw a coworker starts talking about vidya

Söy radar: ON.
>ACTIVELY SCANNING FOR THREATS

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>>713778693 (OP)
This nigga looks weird, Eastern European tranny?

>>713778693 (OP)
>wildly uneven, asymmetrical features
>pig nose
gross.

If they start talking nerdy to you, that means they know you are a nerd and are actively hiding your powerlevel.

Normies know and are aware if they have nerds posing as one of them.

Why are people here so insecure?

>>713786978
leave tourist

>>713787585
You didn't answer my question.

>>713786978
>suddenly

>>713778693 (OP)
How big is their dick?
They got bulge pics?

>>713787657
Why did you respond to me with something I never said?

>>713787647
exactly. now fuck off