Uma Musume - /v/ (#713786151) [Archived: 715 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:00:37 AM No.713786151
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Did you make her dream come true yet?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:05:50 AM No.713786419
>>713786151 (OP)
To make a human horse hybrid with her? Not yet.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:07:28 AM No.713786491
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:08:53 AM No.713786546
>>713786151 (OP)
I'm getting yuri fatigue after the special missions forcing me to do her and Vodka's careers
Can't wait until I'm free to only run horses for (You)
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:09:47 AM No.713786583
>>713786151 (OP)
What do you think her squash soup tastes like?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:10:13 AM No.713786608
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>>713786151 (OP)
Happy Meek is the autistic daughter I never knew I wanted.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:11:17 AM No.713786658
>>713786151 (OP)
what's with zoomers and their obsession with women dripping with water?
all these goon threads always have the girls covered in drips
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:11:51 AM No.713786684
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>>713786491
>STOP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON THE VIDEO GAMES BOARD!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:13:59 AM No.713786765
>>713786658
First time seeing a sweating athlete before?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:14:54 AM No.713786806
>>713786151 (OP)
I asked for a horse, not a cow
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:16:19 AM No.713786854
>>713786608
her ingame model looks like a downie
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:17:33 AM No.713786926
>>713786854
Indeed, called her autistic for a reason.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:17:34 AM No.713786928
off to the glue factory
off to the glue factory
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>>713786151 (OP)
Just bombed my first campaign. Actually won the debut and got 2nd in the race, but was outside of the top 5 in the two races I tried to get enough fans. Not angry, especially since I used a one-star uma and random cards giving her discounts to skills for style she was rated F in, but still, I wonder how I could do better.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:19:49 AM No.713787015
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>>713786928
Uncap then level up your support cards.
Get better parents for inheritance.
Plan ahead, pick skills when necessary.
Pray RNG is in your favor.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:20:52 AM No.713787065
>>713786928
>Just bombed my first campaign
You get used to it. Just part of building up.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/
This document is a very good resource on most upper-level mechanics, but anon covered the basics of the basics.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:26:20 AM No.713787320
>>713786151 (OP)
get pregnant you fat cow
Replies: >>713788747
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:26:56 AM No.713787346
unnamed
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How did this game get pass Mary?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:28:04 AM No.713787412
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>17 hours on record already
Is there a way to stop Steam from showing how many hours you spend on a game. I don't want to see how many hundreds/thousands of hours I'm going to waste on horse breeding autism
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:28:10 AM No.713787416
>>713786928
you won't really get past career goal 4 or so without levelling up your cards. you got enough gibmes from launch to do that so it's not a problem. scout the card banner and just get the decent sr/ssr ones (mostly speed/power and stam) to whatever you can, lv20-40.

after that's it's pretty easy to clear the career goals and maybe even win the URA final on a good run. there are some horse daughters with harder or easier career goals though.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:30:41 AM No.713787532
>>713787412
i'm just letting the game idle in the background and leaning into it so people will think it's a joke
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:34:54 AM No.713787730
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>Pick 2nd option
>Goes absolutely tsun tsun death glare mode
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:37:05 AM No.713787816
>>713786583
Piss. Unironically. Mare cum is one part urine and I dare you to ponder how I know this.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:38:40 AM No.713787889
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Will you take responsibility?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:39:51 AM No.713787951
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>Forgot to private it
>Friend starts asking why im playing pretty derby
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:39:55 AM No.713787953
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>here's your third-prize carrot BITCH
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:39:55 AM No.713787954
>>713786151 (OP)
why did they let a cow into the ringer
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:40:28 AM No.713787975
>>713787412
I did not expect campaigns to use up so much time.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:42:13 AM No.713788064
>>713787975
After you've seen all the events and skip the dialogue, it gets quicker, at least. Still long for a "daily" activity, but I'd rather have too much content than not enough.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:42:51 AM No.713788083
>>713786546
as a yurifag myself, scarlet and vodka doesn't really seem that appealing
though i guess they have to be truthful to the original real life storyline
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:44:04 AM No.713788146
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Come on
COME ON
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:45:19 AM No.713788191
What happens to the horse girls that failed their career goals?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:45:58 AM No.713788218
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>>713788146
https://files.catbox.moe/j5nied.png
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:46:10 AM No.713788226
>>713788191
Glue factory
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:46:16 AM No.713788236
>>713787412
>hundreds of hours spent on gooning to highschooler anime girls
time well spent, desu
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:46:16 AM No.713788238
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>>713786151 (OP)
I started my first run yesterday and got up to clearing the 2nd objective (get 3000 fans), was planning on picking it back up today but got distracted by Steam sales and now I'm playing Crash Bandicoot.

Playing through it yesterday I'm surprised it didn't bother explaining what any of the stats do until the first race, or having any kind of hint system to remind you which is what so I just went balls in on Speed.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:47:28 AM No.713788283
>>713788218
Horses are go!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:04 AM No.713788341
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>>713786151 (OP)
>5 years behind global so expect a swift EoS
>Japanese horseracing lore nobody outside Japan cares for
>massive whalebait game where it's impossible to win if you don't spend massively
>force horse mating mechanics and shipfaggotry so your "female horses" end up growing a futacock and impregnating each other
>0 heterosexual pandering unless you're a futafag who wants to be pegged by a horsecock, worse than mixed toilet slop
>Toby fox the king of degen tranny garbage likes it
>censored bath towels during bathing to not hurt the horse owner's feelings
>yakuza and their army of horse racing addicted ricecells will literally kill you if you sexualize or draw porn of the (((girls)))
>has kernel level anti cheat
>dailies take literally 1 hour to do
hard pass
this game's so pozzed it makes mihoyo faggots blush
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:22 AM No.713788357
So the guide says that there are two 3 star tickets a random one and the selector
where's the random one?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:35 AM No.713788372
>>713786151 (OP)
do the dailies really take an hour lmao
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:49:58 AM No.713788391
>>713788238
Speed's most important, but you do need a balance of some sort.
I appreciate that at least when I fuck up a race there's a hint about what stat I failed to raise, but agreed that it's pretty thin on instruction.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:50:25 AM No.713788407
>>713788357
When you finish the missions from the special tab of mission menu.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:50:58 AM No.713788437
>>713788357
You have to do the 35 Special Missions, of which you get 5 added to the list per day and take 1 week total.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:51:35 AM No.713788465
>>713788238
I'm under the impression that the green lady is fucking lying. My best run was basically completely ignoring the guts stat while she kept on yapping how it was too low.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:52:37 AM No.713788516
>>713788341
>can't fuck the horse girls
Glad I didn't install this garbage
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:53:48 AM No.713788574
>>713788357
Special event missions that takes 7 days to unlock.
You should probably save your selector ticket so you don't get dupes from the random SSR ticket.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:57:01 AM No.713788737
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>can't add steam friends ingame
>if i want to, I have to ask them their uma ID in dms
nyo........my social anxiety.........
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:57:14 AM No.713788747
>>713787320
She had 11 kids already
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:57:46 AM No.713788775
>>713788341
Based
Fuck Cygames and their yuri slop
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:58:14 AM No.713788796
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>>713788747
Apparently it's 14 kids now.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 11:58:26 AM No.713788803
>>713788341
cant believe this shit is all true
sad
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:02:46 PM No.713788985
>>713788238
>so I just went balls in on Speed.
You actually got lucky there. You just spam Speed and Wit (wit makes your uma spam skills more often). If you have turns to spare, then go in on Stamina (how long you can manage your top speed) and Power (how fast you can accelerate to top speed)
>>713788465
>My best run was basically completely ignoring the guts stat while she kept on yapping how it was too low.
Yeah, it's a retarded stat. It increases your minimum speed after you lose all of your stamina. But as a good trainer you should be trying to avoid running out of stamina in the first place.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:04:36 PM No.713789074
double jet when
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:05:19 PM No.713789117
>>713788737
>>if i want to, I have to ask them their uma ID in dms
if they're playing uma in the first place they might have more in common with you than you think
plus, gachatards only care about the currency they get from adding friends, not the socializing aspect of it
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:14:00 PM No.713789449
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My beloved horsewife
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:19:00 PM No.713789675
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How do I win a third race in URA campaign? Every single time horsies come on 7th/8th place
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:19:18 PM No.713789691
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agnes kakkoii
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:20:05 PM No.713789725
uhhhhm, did the janny autosage the thread?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:20:46 PM No.713789747
Is a balanced build or focusing on a single stat better?
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:21:47 PM No.713789785
>>713789725
Use a gameplay screenshot next time, he probably thought it was an off topic anime thread.
At least I hope he did and didn't autosage a video game thread of a recently released video game out of spite...
Replies: >>713790001
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:21:48 PM No.713789786
>>713789747
<700 Speed, then Wit, then balanced Stamina and Power
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:23:01 PM No.713789840
>that urara career mission
that's just mean
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:26:28 PM No.713790001
>>713789785
>Use a gameplay screenshot next time, he probably thought it was an off topic anime thread.
not my thread, i made one about 16 hours ago
i see that it's an AIslop image
even if it's an ERPfag thread, it'd get 404'd instantly
>At least I hope he did and didn't autosage a video game thread of a recently released video game out of spite...
i already know that you can't have reoccurring threads (generals) on /v/, but i didn't know the jannies would go to this extent
so making 4-5 videogame threads in a row results in an autosage? why didn't a janny/mod warn us beforehand? they could've just told us to migrate over to /vg/ instead of saging this thread
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:27:04 PM No.713790020
>>713789675
Borrow a friend's better parent
Boost speed more
Boost stamina if it's a long track
Level and uncap your skill cards
Get useful skills that proc more consistently
Build up your bonds during training so you can hit rainbow training more
And most important, pray for good RNG
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:28:10 PM No.713790079
>>713786491
curbstomp election tourists
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:28:47 PM No.713790108
>>713789725
Sorry, this isn't on the approved Cultural Phenomenonโ„ข shilling list
Make a twitter drama thread, they like those
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:28:56 PM No.713790116
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last for a cow creampie
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:14 PM No.713790125
>>713790020
>Get useful skills that proc more consistently
Examples of this?
Or better yet, skills that I shouldn't take?
Replies: >>713790401
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:29:58 PM No.713790163
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:34:02 PM No.713790348
So are we gonna try for a new thread or just move to /vg/?
Replies: >>713790626
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:35:00 PM No.713790401
>>713790125
>useful skills
Recovery skills if you want to ignore stamina
Skills that fit your chosen strategy/pace
Skills that trigger in common situations
Skills that give moderate/full boosts instead of slight boosts

>skills that I shouldn't take
Power/Guts skills
Uphill/Downhill skills
Straight Accel/Corner Accel
Skills for uncommon track lengths/track types

>>713787065
This document has skill recommendations, though it doesn't line up with translated skill names
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:37:34 PM No.713790505
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I love her so much!
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 12:40:17 PM No.713790626
>>713790348
personally i'm going to refrain from making threads for today and move to /vg/ in the meanwhile
i'll try baking tomorrow and see how the jannies will react to that