REV UP THOSE ENGINES! IT'S FRIDAY!!

W79 GB4

Dead game lol

>>713795217 (OP)
I'm about to sell this shit on eBay and preorder DK

Maybe in the evening. Though desu i am disheartened by the changes. Just give us a option for circuits Tendo ;-;

>>713797502
In lobbies you can just press + and choose whatever you want anyway.

Sorry anon, this is just very early.
I do hope we can get a good lobby going like the last three weeks later today, as far as I know the update does literally not touch us if we just play with friends, but all the compfagging redditors started fearmongering and now most people are acting like the game in its entirety is dead, but it's really just the reddit score grinding mode that's affected

>>713797857
>>713797690
Oh shit, really? That's great then! <3
Genuinely made my day bros

Seems like the lobbies died. I'm going in worldwides for a bit so if you want to join up here's my FC. SW-4609-3237-6400

>>713797857
>all the compfagging redditors started fearmongering and now most people are acting like the game in its entirety is dead
I mean are they wrong? Nobody liked or wanted the open world shit and all it did was take away valuable dev time that could’ve been spent on content people would’ve liked. Free roam has fuck all to do, grand prix was ruined, and while knockout tour is fun it’s ultimately a gimmick sidemode to proper races. Being able to choose random was the sole reprieve from the slop except now they’ve taken it away since people were skirting the unfun part of the game. So under those circumstances, outside of the /v/eekend threads, why would you ever even play this game?

>>713800808
the thing is, open world could've been so cool, but they do bumfuck with it.
Imagine having random roaming bossfight events, special unlocks you get through doing stuff, some form of progression for reaching new areas and so on. Instead the open world amounts to just randomly driving around and running into scattered p-switches that are as engaging as koroks in Zelda.

I have to work late today, so maybe late tonight. I’ll be on all day tomorrow though

>>713795217 (OP)
I'll try to hop on when I can. but tomorrow I will be doing game night with friends so I'll only be on early Saturday.

>>713800998
Point i’m trying to make, they didn’t do anything to make it engaging and yet are forcing it on people. It was blatantly obvious when the whole point of freeroam was “you can just drive around…” There was a way to play normally which could justify having the game, but now it’s gone, so there’s no reason to even bother playing anymore. I give it a month before people drop the game for good, even /v/eekend threads will be phased out

>>713795217 (OP)
Nolan here, I'm done after that shitty update, sorry

>>713802738
see you tomorrow, drama queen

>>713802738
why? you can still play normal 3 lap tracks at any time in lobbies, just not worldwide

>>713797857
>reddit score grinding mode
Lounge is unaffected

>>713803180
I have to get mad because a Youtuber said so.

>>713802218
I miss Isabelle

>all that time wasted doing TTs for two weeks
I bet the pedos that come in 1st all the time on /v/eekends are really mad right now

Can I get a Ring Racers thread instead that game actually works and its free.

>>713806163
Did kart krew fix ring racers? I remember hearing that game had a very rough launch with the long tutorial and such which kept me from wanting to try it.

I live under a rock.

not playing again until jewtendo rolls back the update or adds a classic mode. fuck this gay game

>>713808160
/v/kends are unaffected, gaylord

>>713795217 (OP)
How does anyone still give half a fuck about this dogshit game after the recent update?

everyone in the lobbies is too good

>>713808759
doesn't affect lounge rooms at all.

>>713808759
This isn’t youtube

>>713809406
Lounge is much sweatier than /v/eekends
>>713802738
This is not me, but I find it funny that someone bothers to larp as me

>>713809632
my bad, i forgot the average poster has nigger chimp iq on this board and driving in a straight line is enough to get you stimulated

>falseflagging retards never played the game they're complaining about
Shocking

>>713797857
fack you rooty im not a compfag redditor I just don't want to play a game when nintendo can employ anti-fun updates as they please

I'll play later tonight it's too early right now

>>713810946
I'm convinced MK8snoys are too poor to buy a Switch 2 and respond by seething at World and shitposting about how 8 is "better".

>>713796396
>>713796826
>>713797502
>>713800808
>>713808759
Fuck off back to MK8 snoy.

>>713811154
>MK8snoys
Looks like I summond the falsflagger

>>713811337
NTA but 8 fanboys genuinely are snoys. Funny considering they disliked it when it came out but only started clinging to it when World happened.

I guess I need to put a disclaimer on the OP that the update doesn't affect private lobbies. Or maybe those retards should just get filtered and not join

>>713811597
why even bother you're only gonna get 5 people joining

>>713811498
>8 fanboys genuinely are snoys
Yeah fuck off

>>713811597
filter

>>713811732
Case in point.

>>713811597
It won’t affect anything, the snoys are just on summer vacation

World has done irrepairable damage to the mario kart community. They have gone the way of sonic and pokemon fans with the genwars

some jackass is still going to pick highways

ugly art

Ayo nigga where is the room

>>713811907
>World has done irrepairable damage to the mario kart community.
Oh shut the fuck up, snoy. The only damage done to Mario Kart is you retards that seethe at every single new installment released for the Switch 1 or 2. Nintendo Derangement Syndrome at its finest.

>>713812348
What are you on about people generally enjoyed 8 deluxe

>>713812469
>a Wii U game
Snoys don't view it as an incentive to seethe at if it isn't a Switch exclusive.

>>713812469
Ignore the retard

New room code?

>>713800808
>i made up a bunch of lies
>WHY ARE YOU STILL PLAYING
What a retard.

>>713812873
>ignore the retard

>>713813063
you need help

>you need help

the game is dead
so glad I didn't buy a shitch 2

I haven't even gotten an intermission track off of a random in worldwide yet.

>>713813721
It's almost like the whole "controversy" was literally nothing pushed by people butthurt their youtube videos didn't stop the Switch 2 being the most successful launch of all time.

>the game is dead
>so glad I didn't buy a shitch 2

>pushing 40
>trying to be shit stirrer in a mario kart thread on a weekday morning

>>713813816
>>713813835
imagine spending 500 dollars + tax + tariff + tip to play a game for 3 weeks before it is made unplayable by an update

Room doko?

>>713814127
the game is dead

>imagine spending 500 dollars + tax + tariff + tip to play a game for 3 weeks before it is made unplayable by an update
>the game is dead

>>713814061
it hurts so bad man

Hosting a room since OP is gone

GTH QCG

Get in niggers

>>713814061
yeah I'm not playing anymore fuck Nintendo. I wish I could get a refund

>samefagging
Dude get a life

>>713797857
This whole thing has been blown out of proportion. I still get random courses without intermissions like half the time.

>>713814439
Thanks.

>>713814454
NICE dickripped desperation samefag Eric!
It would be really funny to put the blade of a knife in your nose and flick it sideway LOL
Hit your teeth perpendicular with a hammer LOL
Take both thumbs and shove into your eyes until they reach the back of your skull LOL

straight line fags are genuinely some of the most mentally ill low iq chimp niggers i have ever encountered

Eric won

>>713814439
I'll join in a hour

>>713814762
>8snoys still trying to force insults
You're too hard to make "straight line fags or snoys" or whatever but it never sticks.

REMINDER; Use the + option to select your maps, NOT random. Random option will heavily favor the intermission maps

Is this a good combo?
Do I have to use Baby Blooper to make my reddit VR level go up??

Fuck, selected random from force of habit - Sorry lads

>>713804017
Nice forced meme.

>>713795217 (OP)
Only two red shells in action? I know this is the supposed sfw board but that's just so far from the truth

>>713813813
>nooo the fans can't be wrong!

Choco Mountain is a real swiss cheese of a track lol

3/24 on >>713814439

>>713815636
Standard kart is totally viable. Baby blooper is good because it gets a massive road speed bonus but standard kart actually has a decent bonus across all land types. Mario also gets a road speed bonus making him one of the better mid weights. I was using this combo yesterday and keeping up well.

I almost fell for that banana on the rail

>>713816427
>fans

I think the intermission courses are fine like 20% of the time because they break up the gameplay. The issue is worldwide is like 90% intermission now

>>713814439
New room code here.

>>713814439
Joining now

>No one ever posts themselves getting first place

>>713817898
Yes.

yo, i unlocked fish bones that race, thanks for the kamek!

>Pick Fishbone
>Kamek turns others into Fishbone
Your free unlock I guess

It took me 100 hours before I unlocked Conkdor

Get wrecked bloopers

>>713808001
You can just skip it (i can't recommend this as it got me up to speed on how this game works as I've never played srb2) and also immediately unlock online with the password system to skip having to play 1 grand prix.

>>713819093
he did nothing wrong

Uh oh is it frozen for anyone else

Yeah its frozen for me too

I hired nintendo to SHUT IT DOWN

there's nothing i hate in this game more than the REALLY close out of bounds areas on the sides of the track, especially if i'm on a speed boost and kinda losing control, i just get my items taken away form me for no reason.
shouldn't lose your items if you fall off track, ffs.

>>713815636
Mario Standard Kart is pretty damn great, on top of looking classic.

>missed a fish bone unlock
FUCK

>1 minute wait
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nice redshell fag

Lobby status?

What’s the room size lookin’ like? Wonderin’ if I should hop in

>>713820838
9/24

>>713820838
9

Nice finally a new unlock

Oh fug mirror

>>713814439
Eating but keep my seat warm when I'm done. It's time to take my place as the rightful 24th place I deserve.

mirror mode? no thanks, i'm out. ggs

>>713821250
Fucking WUSS

>>713814439
>only 10
dead board dead game dead trannies

MORE BOATS TRUCKS AND HELICOPTERS ON INTERMISSIONS PLEASE THAT WAS COOL

That Boo stole my mushroom when I was first and FUCKED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713821937
It was me I did that
Ya got chucked

I'll join in a half hour

>>713809632
both require one button to play

>comm error
Fuck off I'm on a wired connection

Thx for the dodge

>4 chances at a power item at middle spot
>No shrooms
Ack

>>713812279
I will sell my switch 2 if she isn’t in the next movie or Luigi’s mansion

>>713812279
Slut!

>>713795217 (OP)
i've been waiting all week

i don't think i've improved any but let's see

>>713822597
I legit think it’s more likely we’ll see her in the next movie than in the next luigi’s mansion

Does anyone have a link to download what we have so far of the soundtrack, or at least a comprehensive list of the tracks? I've been following the uploads on WiiPlayz's channel, and there's around 350 tracks so far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFBeX-6whxE&list=PLbWyUSpYqZfHJ8E2RmIE5Kz52aEAqb1dO

>lightning and golden shroom on the last item box
Thanks for the free win ,';^)

>>713822783
Unless they decide to focus completely on Yoshi & Mario which might happen given the rumored title (Super Mario World).

>>713822649
Luigi won

>>713811286
>snoy
>playing mario kart 8 (a nintendo game)
I don't get it.
>your next move is to call me Eric and say that I lost and got raped

>>713823291
hehe
bald

Fuck off codename itembox stealing peice of shit

I love crown city

Never went that route that was fun

switch to teams?

>>713824270
If you want to min/max the salt

>Boomerang

>>713824270
soon

Threadly reminder that all baby players are pedophiles.

>>713812279
>>713822649
Post more daisy ass

>>713824532

Going for a walk brb 30 mins

We still going? I'll hop in if so.

>boo gives me green shells right before the finish
Bullshit

minion top 3 its over

>>713824583
Is she doomed to spinoff hell from now on

If you can't do this you're cooked

I keep forgetting about the last turn on Faraway Oasis thinking it ends after the water section, should’ve saved my star

>got him more by my teammates than the other team
Buy why?

I gotchu Redbros

>>713825096
Hit*

>>713824760
super mario galaxy 3 for switch 2

battle sucks

>>713824818
thats a lot of rewinding

>>713825196
Agreed. It felt better on MK8

>>713825196
Skill issue

bluebros i let you down

Any CHADaquack bros in here?

Fun fact,
Grinding up the dinosaur will kill you

How many players, I joined for a split second before being pulled away for irl matters

>>713825992
Yeah I noticed

GGs bros will be back later possibly

Big dodge thank you

Big screwed fuck you

Sorry code name I forgot this was teams

>>713824818
I will not do the faggy skips
I will not pick the faggy meta shit
I will pick my favorite character with the coolest looking kart and throw all my items backwards

I see you out there making some good plays, Blue Team

>be red
>get blue shell twice
>red has lead
Yea OK gotta hold this one

to be honest their change to the random maps is a bit confusing because as a bad player it makes it even harder for me to get good because we aren't racing on the tracks as much

>>713827010
for me sometimes it's like
>ok connected track to a course i sort of know
>it's the mirror mode version

shy guy you fucking bitch

>>713827202
What?

>>713827010
Intermissions and a couple of bagging oriented tracks have made me less confident in my frontrunning ability which sucks because i can take tight corner & do some tricky shit but it never goes well
I think I spent too much time playing CPUs or other racing games where holding & staying 1st for a whole race is more common.

bluebros get the rope....

>>713827010
same, I don't have any motivation to practice any because I won't get to play them. The complaints that its for comp is so dumb

It's so over bluebros

public lobbies are so boring
>13 out of 24 players have a tiny character with blooper car
>someone bags for a lightning just before the cutoff gates to guarantee a spot
does nintendo ever do nerfs?

Hey bros, hope you are having a good evening

>>713827010
I pretty much always play Knockout Mode, so I don't mind the intermission tracks. Maybe I'm just used to them.

Wait what do you mean this is teams! Fucks sake I probably niggered someone over

I was in first place for literally ONE SECOND before I got hit with the ONLY blue shell in the whole match

God I love getting fucked in the ass right at the end of the race :)

Ggs guys that was fun I'll be back on later

>>713828342
t. peach

>On teams
>Get hit by your own teammates constantly.
Guess we'll all lose.

>>713828053
8D adjusted some things around the booster course pass, hence why we went from Waluigi Wiggler to Yoshi Teddy Buggy
Still, even in the pretty balanced 8D, people would meta slave for the slightest boost. World has it a lot more lopsided, even if, again, if you're not time trial WR tier, it doesnt matter much.
Still sucks that Toadette Baby Blooper reaps massive all round rewards. 12 speed (on the terrain you'll be on 90% of the time) 14 acceleration 14 handling (Dont sleep on that stat, if you find yourself struggling to take sharp corners on the likes of Shy Guy Bazaar's double U turn, this is why).
Hidden stats didnt need to be in this game.

I couldn't do anything to get out of 12th that whole race wtf

yellow bros pick up the slack

>>713828679
Road is only the most common in lobbies thanks to the update

Bowser is my map

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4mo3AACdPw
>new tracks are STILL being dug up
>it's an A+ remix
It's a good thing Nintendo didn't forget about Super Circuit somehow.

wdym im not the only n*bbit here

>>713828863
>refuse to put it on their music app so we're stuck with in-game rips
What is their fucking problem

I'm the only DK in every lobby

Pissbros.. just one point..

>99 99 98

>>713829219
speak of the fucking devil

>>713829498
Nolan dc'd so red should add 23

>>713829219
yeah i don't see him much
not as uncommon as lakitu or wiggler but he's not far

Blue bros...

RED RED RED RED RED

>>713829780
wonder if it's just residual autism about his design change but I also can't remember how often he was picked in 8 compared to world

Fyck you dumb monkey and your big shitty mushroom

blue bros???

ROUND 2

>>713830031

YOU FUCKER

>rainbow road again

Give me your favorite and least favorite track in world so far.

>>713830009
Despite being a legacy character yeah i've never seen DK that much to begin with. And among the DKfags, the design has to click with them or not be overshadowed by the less controversial, also more expressive versions of legacy characters, or the minions, or whatever.
You don't just pick a character you're ok with (mostly)
1 costume that arguably sucks is also a big thumbs down.

>>>yellow

The fuck we lost 20 points

Sweet Jesus, I am sorry blue bros...

gotta order some food, I'll be back later, maybe even in a few minutes

>>713830289
Rainbow Road
Koopa Beach

Reminder that Team Piss will always most likely have fewest member so they do not suck, but are screwed by the system!

YOU FAGGOTS

>rainbow road x3

God fucking damn it not again

AGANE

>>713830289
Wario Stadium or Giant ? Block
Starview Peak is such a nothing track people dont even notice its the 1st blue fire track

ENOUGH WITH THE RAINBOW ROAD

you VILL play on rainbow road.

T-Thanks for voting Rainbow Road three times in a row to give me a chance to win, but I don't think I am feeling my inner racist tonight, bros...
Good games

>>713830289
Favorite crown city

Least Favorite cheep cheep falls

>>713831134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0

>mirror

>>713830289
>fav
Bowser
>least
Starview Peak

No way in hell that’s out of bounds

Whassup, my niggas

>Was helping blue bros.
>Have internet issues and get booted out.
>Blue bros lose points and lose.
Fuck this internet service.

I wish codename a slow and painful life

>>713795217 (OP)
I love the OP image! Good job, drawfriend

I never really understood the point or appeal of mirror it just feels the same to me
backwards tracks, now that would be a way to easily double the amount of content

GGs fun shit on KO!

>>713824818
see, THIS is fun.
why arent we allowed to play these tracks anymore

>>713831945
get good.

Should've thrown that bomb earlier, but it was a good race

>>713800998
>Imagine having random roaming bossfight events, special unlocks you get through doing stuff, some form of progression for reaching new areas and so on
Loved that after the 15 minute direct that showed fuck all that was new, the copium huffers started saying that there would be boss fights and other shit like the missions in DS that just wasn’t shown yet to justify this shit being $80.

>>713828679
>>713828791
Meanwhile the water characters and karts crying in the corner....
Ice/snow should've been included for water, half the water karts are snowskis anyway
Best case don't fucking have hidden road stats in the first place

lmao at that afk swoop

>last lap
>5th place
>everybody comes up with items and get btfo'd into 14th
Wew

I hate that one turn in Great block ruins so much

Can we please just bring back the 8D lobbies? World is dead at this point

Triple mushroom sama, i kneel

Oopsie duckface, didn't see you when I stomped your ass :")

>>713832107
Truth is, every company can and will try to cheap out and scam you at every turn. They don’t care about making good products, they care about money. NEVER expect anything good
>>713832582
This

>>713832582
nothing is stopping anybody from just posting the codes and lurking there

>>713832582
>>713832859
Make your own thread nigger

>everyone almost driving off the track with mega mushroom just to squish me
I wouldn't have it any other way

>>713830289
>favorite
Whistletop Summit, the more that’s discovered the more I love the track.
>least favorite
Poopa Beach

>>713830698
>>713832970
Unable to handle some Baby Park cancer bullshit? Weak

>>713833269
I want to play balls to the wall, ride or die and Koopa Beach doesn’t let me do that. Also the music isn’t that good.

>>713833269
It's just boring, like your dad in bed

>>713795217 (OP)
I LOVE STRAIGHT LINES

>>713830289
favorite is DK Spaceport
least is Moo Moo Midows
Epstein Island is fine in small doses

>>713833697
H-How would you know?

>>713813813
but for reel, 3-Lap tracks does need its own online mode though.

>snoys make an MK Wii general to try to sabatoge World threads
>it fails
Behold, the cubie "Nintendo fans" that hate Nintendo and are definitely not snoys.

>>713833825
Retarded snoy

>>713832267
>Next world is Sunshine themed with water courses everywhere

>>713832912
So you’re just find with them removing 3-lap tracks, huh?
>>713834134
Not every non-dicksucking thread is your “snoy” boogieman

I love winning!

oh shit full lobby

>>713834134
Kek, they're so retarded

>greens
it was over before it began

24/24

>green and yellow aren't even a team

Redchads let's go

>someone got Peepa with Kamek
FUCK I STILL DON'T HAVE HIM AAAAAAAAAAA

>greenshits

Fuck I have to charge my switch 2. Keep my spot warm until I get back

>everyone complaining about starview peak
>still gets chosen
Which one of you fags did it

green sisters?

>1st
SUCK MY PURPLE DINO COCK ALL OF YOU

BIG RACE GREENBEANS

Add 38 to red's score

>>713835343
Counting points between rounds eh red autist

blue bros?

yellow fellows...

>red

>>713835052
>>713835117
You were saying?

HULK MODE

My my how the tables have turned yelowCHADS :)

Well, well, well.... Not so cocky now, huh?

Redbros...im sorry...

I hate that last turn on the safari

Is this the last race? I need to eat dinner

How many players atm?

This place is so pathetic, a journalist is making everyone into a schizo because of the title of his faggy article.

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Fuuuug

>lightning and blue at the end, costing me first

>missed the last item box
I'm sorry guys

Done for today. GGs

Gonna take a break for now, GGs Daisy

19/24

Those last two laps fucked me over. But I at least unlocked Dolphin, so that's cool.

GGs lads

>>713836362
Get blue shelled nigga

I am back, I am late

36 36 36

>36 across the board

>perfectly even score across all teams

>1 minute intermission

>>713836362
It was me for that blue shell.

Sorry for who I crushed with a truck.

>flattened in mid air by mega mush
No fucking way

>>713836620
Why is the pac sealed?

>get boomeranged right at the finish line
Ya darn Aussie drongo

No thanks, I still play Mario Kart DS

The city fucking SUCKS

21/24

>>713837157
Practicing for monkey ball

That lightning better have been from blue
Holy fuck

>1 minute breaks
Fucking who asked??
Put that shit on 10 or 30 seconds

>lightning on the last lap of koopa beach

>use star right before the lightning hit

Are you guys picking off the map for 3 lap tracks? Is random fucked completely now? I’m at work atm

>>713838240
Yes, you have to pick a track for 3-lap action

>>713838240
>always have been
>yup, online vs is pointless
>get back to work

Last match and then I'm taking a break.

22/24 join and fill

Cheep Cheep is so SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

i hate this map so much

REDGODS

I'm sorry blue team
I missed the last two items boxes

REDCHADS

CARRIED BY CANDY’s 2 POINTS
BLUE NIGGERS IN S H A M B L E S

ggs im going to bed was fun im shit -dooki

GGs. Fun as always, lads

>battle mode
Um fuck off?

>battle
GGs

>all the warios are on blue team

It's been fun but it's time for me to take a nice break. I'll be back in later.

>>713838714
Skill issue

>>713838240
Yes; Only way to get 3 lap races is to pick shit via the + button. Nintendo went full retard and made random not only allow for intermission stages but also heavily favor intermission stages during voting.

tl;dr use the + menu to select a stage for a 3 lap race

>battle

yo nigga get us back to racing

nah battle mode aint for me. i'll probably hop back on later though GGs my guys

>>713825804
>can't play as the red version from Sunshine or the purple and green versions from Double Dash
Reeeeeeee

>>713838887
Imagine what her asshole tastes like

GOOMBA PLAYER YOU NIGGER YOU COST US

>>713839350
Wrong

I got raped in the corner of the shed by a crab

>do battle mode >8 players left
Room host is a faggot trying to kill /v/eekend

>>713839427
We had battle hours ago and it was fine

>>713839220
Probably sweat, grass and shit

Bluefags are you even trying

>>713839676
>Bluefags
>trying
lmao

>>713839350
You were saying lil bro?

R A C E
A
C
E

>nolan joined after his crash out
Cuckold

common codename L

>baby blooper players in the /v/lobby
UR MR GAY

>nolan

Tan Lines Daisy when?

>>713839813
stop larping as me

>>713840375
you were saying nolan.

>>713840753
dc'd because I'm going back to lounge for now

>get flattened >come in last
Suicidal.

my boyfriend is sucking my cock while I play

>>713841018
Is getting flattened the worst feeling in World? It's either that or missing the last item box

Dodoboy KWAB

>>713841074
Post bussy

>>713841127
Even getting hot by a shell stops you dead and you lose all momentum and is very deflating desu.

Goodnight. Until next time!

Lobby status?

>>713841382
Still going, get in here

>>713841382
21/24

>>713841382
22/24

>last place

I won!

Im out, gg everyanon

Heading out to take a restroom break brb

Lobby dead?

>>713842168
no

Fuck your shitty red NIGGER

Sup reefbro

>random selection is chosen
>its *mysteriously* revealed to be the same as one of the intermission maps despite being a 1/32 chance of this being the case
>for some reason this continues to happen

gee thats IS
some
FUCKING
COINCIDENCE

fucking gooks at Nintendo should just admit they fucked up and add a classic mode, its ridiculous we have to resort to this just to get regular 3 lap races

reefbro I'm gonna leave to move my switch after this one but I'll join right back so don't leave

>>713842421
Ok

I deserved my failure

>>713842413
>Nintendo
>good decisions
We are going to put all the good songs in Free Roam and no, we will not provide an audio slider in the options menu so you can turn off the loud buzz of your vehicle drowning out every tune.

GGs kartfriends

>>713841127
>Is getting flattened the worst feeling in World?
No, because someone using lightning immediately after the final item row is a thing.

Let’s be honest, anyone here only going to exclusive play during /v/eekends? Outside of it there’s 0 reason to play this anymore

>>713842897
Somehow a boo stole my item at the exact same time as the lightning hitting.

>>713842903
Fuck off niggerfaggot

>>713842903
I'll probably play online with friend and in lobbies like this exclusively, yeah.

Room ID?

>>713842407
sup

>>713843031
W79 GB4

>>713842903
If they ever add a fucking checklist to free roam, I might go back for that but yeah

>>713843065
>The ID you entered does not match an existing room.

I’m back from the bathroom

Lol :)

massive fuck you to whoever threw that coin shell backwards

Room code is here >>713814439

>>713843128
This anon is a niggerfaggot, real room >>713814439

>>713843031
Try this >>713814439

Wow. I love playing 1 lap of the fucking map we voted for.

>>713843375
press plus then nigga

>>713843375
Me too

>>713843345
>>713843362
I'm in. Thx Anons

You shouldn't be able to get squashed by a mega mushroom user who is bumping you from BELOW while AIRBORNE

FUCK YOU

>>713843471
Have fun anon

GGs!

it's too hot for video games
I'll come back when it cools off

>>713843883
get a grip faggot

>>713843883
You're hot

>>713837910
>>713837990
That was totally on purpose, I swear
Good races, lads

Oh hey it's the anon I played salmon run with a few days ago hello

>>713843979
>Alice
Could it be

>>713843976
>33.33C
no faggot you get a grip

Based princesses in aero suit players

When are they nerfing the boomerang?

>>713844160
>not even 35
you can complain when it's 40

>>713844276
never it's mid

>keep disconnecting
fucksake

Fuck you faggot who squashed me at the end

does anyone else here racing like sex with tall hairy sweaty men?
it's all i can think about right now, im so horny and it's effecting my gameplay

>lightning after golden shroom in the last item box
>couldn't even use it

>>713844529
There was like 3 of us.
Peach beach until I get cataquack

>>713844543
nigga u gay as shit

>hit with a boomerang like five fucking times in a row
aids item

That lightning could not have come at a worse time goddamn, went from 5th to 19th

>it's full

Bonk

room has been full for 15 minutes now bruh let me in

That was my last race. I might come back.

can I get a invite to the secret Mario Kart discord

I like seeing angry lose

20/24

>>713845465
ask cloudy

BLUE TEAM WE NEED TO WIN THIS

Sorry about that blue shell had no idea yellow was in first

>forgot it was teams
>horned my own teammate
Sorry Nolan I’m so used to you throwing shells at me

>>713840821
oh so that explains the blooper

when you make teams at least try to balance the members and put hard COMs so ones with less members aren't screwed over

You niggers really need to press + when choosing the course you want

>>713846450
why isnt there an option tojust have only 3 laps allowed so we dont press + every time

is it still full haha

i wish i could afford this game

>>713842903
With how people play online when selecting knockout or race yeah I think I'll stick to friends and v/weekends mostly. I'll have the occasional game of knockout but I'd rather just play more singleplayer and chill open world between main games.

>>713846548
22/24

>>713846548
2 spots open

>>713846548
Hop on nigga

>>713846812
Not them, but thanks homie

>blue shell at last turn
I'm not gonna make it

I'm done, fuck whoever niggers bagging the lightning until the last items box
Fuck you

I'm done for now reefbro gotta eat gg

>312
>212
>212
whew

>100 points ahead
What the fuck man

>>713847368
ggs

>>713847383
they had more players than the other teams for most of it

codenamebros...

>boo steals my coin box
Enjoy it, bitch

>>713848017
lmao

>yoshi runs over everyone except rosalina
Haha indeed

>>713846450
I prefer racing from course to course

when will they buff bowser?

>A communication error has occurred.

What the fuck was that finish I was NOT 1st on my screen lmao

>>713848286
why should he get buffed?

they should make the characters cosmetic so i can play as my favorite characters and not worry about being a meta slave

>touch a sliver off OOB
>lakitu picks my ass up and costs me the race
fuck cheep cheep falls

>>713848270
Good because you have hundreds of tracks to choose

>tfw too low iq to do the bowser's castle shortcut

>>713849228
https://youtu.be/QIgcb_E-7hQ?si=i0NxTOcyqdFFUMc9

Thanks for the friend request over the week

imagine being yellow lmoa

>>713849228
>want to do the new Whistletop skips
>they're both hard as fuck
Of course.

>>713849981
Which ones?

>>713850196
The one where you just charge jump over the gap in the loop in the mountain and the one where you make the mushroom shortcut near the end without a mushroom.

That RED TEAM DOMINATION on Rainbow road...

MORE RAINBOW ROAD.

Nolan here. Sorry team for getting last, I got distracted. I needed my daily BBC goon session mid race.

>>713850879
Understandable.

Just got my Switch 2 today, got the last one at the store. First thing i did was get MKW and join the lobby. Hey fellas. My search finally paid off, thanks to a super nice gamestop employee telling me where i might find one in stock at a totally different chain of stores.

>>713851057
Faggot

Why the FUCK is the ending shortcut one pixel off out of bounds. I will kill Nintendo.

>>713851057
based

What's the current code?

>>713851128
hello faggot, sorry to all my teammates i haven't played MK in a decade

>>713851235
URA FG7

The gold mushroom is god tier for bullshit.

>>713851057
enjoy it

alright i came in 21st that time, that's an improvement anyway. any tips?

blue GODS.

Get fucked red. Blue chad superiority.

Blue gods we've pulled through.

At least we beat yellows even though I joined halfway.

>>713851657
Be good and don't be bad.

hey anons are we still racing?

im gunna try bowser this time

>>713851747
okay

How the fuck can a bob-omb swim

i think i chose a really stupid character/kart combo but i have no idea. i just like toad

what's the code i cant find it?

>>713852013
>>713814439

>>713795217 (OP)
Just dropping by to say OP's image has SOUL

Get fucked nautical lmao.

Nice shock dodge anon

I forgot to say thank you for the games see you tomorrow

>bump limit
so who’s doin’ the next thread?

finally make it up to 8th place and get grazed by a blue shell and back down i go

>>713851057
Have fun

>>713852534
Git gud

>>713852732
i'm giggling like a retard, it's a blast.

for a brief moment i was in 1st place, i was never in 1st place as swoop

is this the power of bowser?

Why are conkdorfags such, well, fags?

>>713852765
>like a retard

Fuck you guys I got knocked oob like 4 times

>>713852839
I won't deny it, anyway do coins make you go faster? no wonder i'm struggling kek

>>713853041
yes.

>loses a podium spot because he goes full retard on the pole shortcut and gets last

Not sure what combo I want to play

that was a lot of fun fellas, i'm going to head off and do a bit of story mode to try to unlock the wallet looking guy cause i like the color he is. see you guys tomorrow i hope

Gonna make some dinner so i’m out for the time-being. Keep my seat warm, will ya?

Easiest first place shock of my life.

>that blue

WOW i came in third

bowser is insane

>>713853647
You are a faggot!

>>713853494
Where’s Pauline?

Gondor fribulon, knarf

Since no one else would, migrate here when necessary

>>713854072
>>713854072