You're playing Uma Musume, right?

>>>/vmg/

play?

I won!

>Trashy horse shit got approved when actual kino games got delayed by trannies
Gaben can't die soon enough.

>>713799129 (OP)
Just cleared with Oguri the GOAT
Having more fun with the training sim part of it than I expected. Getting a good combination of skills set up can make the difference.

>>713800959
I see 2 giant cuties

>>713801028
>Underage girls in bloomers
>Near naked hot spring scene
>Loli looking characters declaring love to their adult teacher
But a few seanigs crying CUNNIES in steam discussion forum is apparently the problem.

>>713799129 (OP)
Does this game have a monthly equivalent to welkin in genshin or other such games?
Please respond.

Buy an ad.

Love seeing blue niggers seethe. Horse pussy won.

>>713801357
It does but it's $7 for one (1) ten pull over 30 days.
It's a ripoff compared to any modern gacha, maybe it made sense 5 years ago but I'm not paying that price.

>>713801028
Nexon knee the risks trying to publish a game with lewd schoolgirls lusting after their teacher on Steam

>>713801536
The nippon boomer jew is strong in this game. Didn't even bother to make widescreen graphics for their PC port with the worst rates in the industry.

>>713801357
Yes but it's 7 burgers not 5

>>713801472

I get bored of gacha games way to fast no matter how based they are with their waifu pandering, cba with chore simulators lowkey.

>>713801625
One lewd underage schoolgirls lusting after their teacher game got approved on steam while the other underage schoolgirls lusting after their teacher game on steam got banned.

The horses are off-limits... but are the non-horses not allowed too? I have literally never seen them before

>>713801912
>whining about underage while posting THE most hag-coded uma
lol

>>713801536
>It does but it's $7 for one (1) ten pull over 30 days.
Thanks, that's a lot less than i expected. Maybe they make the dailies quicker and change the monetization to be friendlier to low spenders. As it stands, the gameplay is niche but it makes up for it with cute anime girls doing cute things however what keeps me from playing it is the time investment.
Chinese gacha really set standards for the industry, both time investment wise and monetization but if you're a Japanophile and have money and time it's a pretty good game from what i'm gathering.

>>713802117
>Maybe they make the dailies quicker and change the monetization to be friendlier to low spenders.
I don't think you get their mindset, they would rather EOS it

>first girl is best girl

>>713802117
It's a charming little game but I'm to uncertain when it comes to CyGames for be to trust that it won't EoS quickly so I'll probably avoid spending thus bringing about a quick EoS.

I am no longer asking. This world owes me a 2D horse daughter

>>713802385
Why, are they known for shutting down games? All their games are fucking ancient and still up and running. People were yelling "EoS" at the clouds in Dragalia threads for 5 years despite it being a consistent bottom ranker.

Apparently the dailies take like an hour to complete, plus none of the horsepussies really tickle my balls. I don't really know what people see in this.

>>713799129 (OP)
Play Persona 5 X instead, you retards.

>>713802604
You simply either like raising sims or you don't, there's not a lot to explain

>>713802385
The game still feels like It's at the heights of popularity. If Azur Lane is able to withstand that long, can't see why Umas have any less of a chance

>>713799129 (OP)
Girls are cute, would headpat and molest them. But i don't really care for the gacha game.

>>713802651
Being popular in Japan does not mean that the global version won't EoS.

>>713799129 (OP)
Not really.as a hagfag the opening pool doesn't have characters that really catch my eye and designs in general feel just "faces and hair glued to same base model" bland. When the hook is that you want to see your horse do good but no horse actually active D enough for you to care it is a skip.

>>713799129 (OP)
Of course! My fuarking girl (horse) WON.

is your shitty fine motion paying off? lmoa
that shit won't be relevant for months

>>713802996
Surprised you aren't a Maruzenskyfag, every other line of dialogue is an outdated reference or comment about others being younger.
If you just don't like her design then it's understandably slim pickings, though.

out of all the starters bakushin is the only one for me who can reliably clear all the career goals, don't get baited by 2 stars

>>713799129 (OP)
Yeah and I won my first career with this silly horse

>play Vodka and train speed and power
>Put her in Front ( C preferability )
>Get always 1-3rd places
>Put her in Late ( S preferability with inspiration )
>Get last place
I genuinely have no fucking idea how to work backline positions

>>713803718
Backline positions require more stamina and power to burst through a horde of body blocking umas instead of just unga bunga front running.

Doing an Urara career. Any advice? One anon in another thread said to switch her to front lol

i love my wife Mayano

>>713803902
It actually works since at this point you are not likely to possess the tools to consistently make a viable back runner.

>>713803790
I really thought my power as my second highest stat would do it. And if you say you need stamina for this than I'm really baffled, since I thought this is more of a stat for frontrunners that need to keep their superiority in first place consistently.

Where da cow?

>>713804038
Does she still have the biggest chest?

>>713804112
Yes.

>>713802595
I liked World Flipper

How do I win career mode with my wife goldshii.

>>713800959
Rice Showers are quite big in comparison to Goldshi

>>713804389
Horse goes fast

How the fuck do you edit your team?

I will never understand waifu games. Like I'd understand if you made them fight and they were strong or something but this idol stuff is beyond the scope of my understanding.

>>713803990
Just got 1st on her debut with front so guess I'll keep trying that. What stats do front runners want?

>>713804583
Speed and speed and maybe some wit.

>>713799129 (OP)
yeah but I can't fucking win with maruzensky for some reason

Neru Marriage

>cant even win the fucking career event without grinding the career event 10 million times
Why
Who did it like this

>>713804140
So she's closest to seran kagura's murasaki, in that she'll always be the girl with biggest chest no matter how many girls get added after her.

Size of the game?

>>713799129 (OP)
forced thread

I don't understand this game lol
I'm somehow being filtered by horses lul
my iq is too small lmao

>>713804898
t. Nintendo marketer
>>713800315

>>713804838
Just level your cards, i got up to the URA finals on my third try

Is there a way to know are the stats threshold for a particular race BEFORE the day of the race itself? I feel kind of blindsided when I get to the race day and it turns out I don't have enough guts or whatever

>>713799129 (OP)
>You're playing Uma Musume, right?
I tried it out, but got cringed out about 20 minutes in.
I didn't find any actual gameplay in that time, just some menu chores.

>>713805048
Do not trust the Green Lady's prediction.

>>713802550
what's that?
you want more pain and suffering?

>>713805048
Guts are useless most of the time anyway. Like just prioritise Speed, lol

>>713805048
>"your horse is outmatched, maybe she'll do well if everyone else trips and dies"
>8th favorite
>no marks
>still gets first
believe in your uma

>>713804996
Bro tendies really are struggling to fight against gachas kek

>>713804021
Every role needs speed and stamina. Power is about being able to muscle through others and position. This is an old JP chart

>>713805048
Sort of? You can look up what other races are available and check predictions for most similar ones. I don't know how accurate this is though.

>>713802595
>World Flipper
>DRAGALIA LOST
those two, at least

Am I just expected to constantly redo a career in order to meet all the goals or did I just fuck up training? No way I can actually do this stuff when my supports are level 1 and have little skills on my uma unless I'm messing up somewhere

>>713799129 (OP)
>gacha game
would starting right now be too late if I'm going to stick with being a f2p?

>>713806096
you're expected to fail career the first few times.
unless you've got god-tier maxed out support cards you aren't going to get enough of a boost from F-tier legacy umas

>>713806380
You can manage as a f2p if you accept you won't going to body slam any whales in PvP content.

Buy an ad, fucking weebtroon.

>>713806380
>one day late
It's over, you're bricked.

>>713806096
>my supports are level 1
i mean you can just level them

>>713806546
Kys fetroon

What are the benefits of doing PvP even?

>>713806885
Even losing give you enough jims for a 10 roll.

>>713806096
yes, you go through a career to get a better result with your powered up support cards and get a better veteran uma to inherit for your next career on another uma to get a better result there with that and your powered up support cards in a cycle until you can complete careers as far as i understand things

or you just focus on speed and win the first time you go through it with a character somehow

which horse?

when do you get the random 3-star uma pull?

is the game's auto-picker smart? i dont wanna study shit to pick my supports

>>713807795
Clear the special missions, but they are drip feeding new missions each day until the 7th day though.

>ctrl+f
>'horse pussy'
>0 results
Shit thread

>>713799129 (OP)
Post some gameplay, I want to try it out but gacha is a big red flag for me

>>713802312
That's a cow

>>713801989
human pussy...

>rerolled until 2xFine Motion
>rolling in followers now
Do I get something from them borrowing every career?

>>713808217
>Complains when people flood the thread with lewds
>Complains when people DON'T flood the thread with lewds
The fuck do you niggas want?

>>713808380

gently reminder that all the horses in this are actually males in real life
The horse pussy you drooling for is actually a horsedick

>>713808507
Gold Ship’s massive futa cock.

Imagine Golden Horde full of Umas pillaging and raping everything on their way... haha

Urara...you DORK!

>>713808507
I don't care I love my dork wife.

>real life
Who are these lowbrow newfags that have the gall to post about things of zero consequence and worth?

>>713808507
>He doesn't know about the mares

>>713808735
That's a heifer

>>713802621
Why is the horse game rated at 98% but persona is like at... 70%

>>713799129 (OP)
is it just me or is the gaccha aspect pretty crazy stingy? Cant imagine with the low currency rate that its gonna be fun for long as poorfag.

>>713808789
horse pussy is just that powerful

Brother im going to kill you

>>713808789
Persona needs to deal with the retards who are fans of the series but unhappy about being given a free game (with optional payments).
Uma is aimed at gachachads who have already accepted the future of monetization.

>>713808842
You get a lot just from playing the game and getting trophies for improving your shit.

brian anime/manga when

>>713808842
>the game is only fun if I'm pulling flashy new stuff
I'll play for as long as I care about the characters, story and gameplay. I don't even care about pulling horses.
I've got enough to work with right now and I'm getting more with the daily spins.

Special week bros, it’s like she’s irrelevant

Activate your skills aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee

>>713809119
Special needs week

>>713809119
SPESHURA WEEEEEKUH

>>713809049
dont you need to pull specific ones for the events outside of the missions

STOP EATING, MCQUEEN YOU FAT FUCK

fat fuck franchise

tell me about El, why does she wear the mask?

>nose finish with golshi at kikuka sho into winning the soul performance

The coolest

>>713809452
Oh no, I'll miss out on a few carrots. It's all over.

>>713808501
horse pussy

>>713809337
SILENCE, SUZUKA

>>713810236
The game is already full of them. No need to make a fuss about it.

eww

>>713810485
You probably have a dozen or so already installed on your PC (operating system also spies on you)

Instead of horse pussy, what about horse ass?

>>713810550
nah I'm using gentoo.

for me it's horse teats

>>713810485
It works on the Steam Deck so that's a nothing burger.

>>713810585
What about them?

>>713801242
The yakuza forced Gabe to let uma musume on steam

>>713801536
It's dumb but youre better off spending the gems for the first daily roll on support cards(or whatever banner) which costs 50, so you get about 30 rolls which also includes increasing the pity counter where you get to pick a card
Im not sure if it carries over the pity counter on timed exclusive banners. You're better off following some rando or a friend for the kitasan support card thats really good coming out next if youre not lucky to get her with how much little rolls you get

>>713801729
>purchase now… to receive free carats
How is this shit still legal lol

>>713802621
LimbusDEITIES reaching new highs every year

>>713811775
Well what is illegal about it? It's kinda like subscription. Not defending it, i just don't see what is illegal about it.

I wonder what Daiwa sex is like
I bet she always wants to top even though she is a total bottom

>>713803167
Those are girls with fake horse ears. They’re not real horses.

This is problematic. Gaben should've banned this. Mary should've banned this.

Can I roll for Urara and make her the strongest and achieve a world where she should have won everything?

>>713811912
Saying purchase free stuff is very legally dubious

>>713812084
I see. Didn't know about that. Most gacha games have similar stuffs in it and nobody was fined for it until now.

>>713801912
Nexon for some reason marked BA as “Adults Only” and sexual content which was super retarded

>>713810763
Does Steam just remember my ID if I log in from two devices?

>>713812045
You get her as one of your starting uma starting the game so yeah you can but might take some runs and good cards to get there

>>713812084
It's a distinction in the game.
Paid carrots can only be obtained by paying, and can be used on pay exclusive banners/offers.
Free carrots can be obtained through store bundles but also those are the ones you get by playing the game, they cannot be used on premium banners.
I can't think of a gacha that doesn't work like this, it makes instant sense to us addicts although I can see why you might read it and think "free carrots means carrots that are free"

>>713809741
Not fat enough.

I feel like they brought this game to global too late. I don't feel as impressed by the animations as I would have like 3years ago.
I consider these animations better than gachaslop that gets conveyor belted out of china but I don't really feel anything that hooks me into this game.

>>713812505
The fact remains that youre paying money to receive free carats

>>713812626
there's also the music, the writing, the voice acting...

>>713812693
Genshin does exactly the same thing and that wasn't one of the things they were picked up on when the US Government run them through the wringer.

>>713813010
Anon, GI is an open world game where you can bank reserve primogems from backlogged map content. Uma doesn't have that option.

>>713812579
dozo

>>713799129 (OP)
i'm playing umihara kawase instead

>>713803370
Holy shit you weren't lying. My other umas with similar cards got smashed in the midgame while she beat her goals with a single clock use, even with the early training failure that made me waste a bunch of turns to recover her mood. Still, I have no idea what skills to pick, but things ended up well..

>>713813193
It's the same.
Primogems are "free carrots"
Genesis Crystals are "paid carrots"

I read tutorial and I still now idea what the fuck am I supposed to do, send help

What exactly do power/guts/wit do exactly?

Post your first URA Finale Champion.

>>713809971
Built for raping human men like a true GigaStacy

>>713799129 (OP)
>released 2 days ago
No, I missed the boat.

So how do careers work? Does everything reset into a fresh run at the end of each series?

>pick most of the time INT training
>managed to win the campaign
Uh.. I had SS+ of INT

>>713813675
The veterans you save at the end of the run are used for the pvp races/daily races.
You can use them for breeding stats too so you're gradually building up more power overall.
It's a rougelite.

>>713813695

>>713813541
I've got Oguri Cappu there too, but Maruzensky will always be my special first. Looking forward to running it again and getting her to A or higher once I've got better parents set up.

>>713812258
If you link your account then yes.
Just do remember to reroll enough support cards for that account to be acceptable to start with.

What's the whale confidence level so far? If it's high, I don't mind spending a little. I don't need another Tribe Nine fiasco.

>>713813541
oglin

>>713814124
I blew money on the B and C packs, but we won't really know until the Kitasan Black banner comes around next(?) month. That's whale season.

Is there a way to set Quick Mode to only skip events I've already seen? I'm not sure which are scenario events and which are trainee events

>>713814204
Alright, I'll buy B and C after I get home work then. Never thought I'd see the day I'd spend money on Cygames gachashit.

Matikanefukukitaru

I can not legally play this, or any gacha for that matter, in my country.
But I can hoard Uma art.

>>713814382
Scenario events are the ones with the Director and rival trainer girl. Trainee events are the ones for the horse you're raising.
Annoyingly, there's no option to skip the skill card events you've seen and not the trainee events that I could find, so I'm manually skipping those.

>>713801912
lol Steam just hates your gookslop.

>>713813974
>If you link your account then yes.
How do I do that?

>>713814495
please come to me

>>713799129 (OP)
No. Shits too complicated. Plus i lost interest like 3 years ago.

>>713814382
no but you can set it to fast-forward, and that will not fast forward new events

>>713814382
Apparently that is a QOL that Japan has but we don't have it yet.

>>713799129 (OP)
>play
Show the gameplay, gachanigger. Right, you can't.

>>713814924
The gameplay is a raising sim e.g. Princess Maker or im@s

I heard Guts are kinda useless till somekind of update. How exactly it's useless and how they will be updated.

>>713815327
>How exactly it's useless
This much.

Does country matter when starting for the first time? I guess it locks you on a EU/US server?

Does low energy affect races or is it just mood? I've been spamming Speed lessons into Wit going back and forth while ignoring the rest and I'm not sure how stupid this plan is

>>713813449
roll for support cards, level them up, then play the career, pick bakushin and spam speed

>>713815974
Only mood, energy just affects training failures

>go look up supports
>nothing but base roster umas
>they all have the r*ddit reroll guide cards
>they don't build int even though they have int cards
god uma global sucks penis

>>713808789
It's dumbfags gateway to gacha and learning how terrible it is.

I wanna fuck my little sister Rice Shower

is it true theres horse futagirls? I heard the game has breeding but theres only girls so that must mean...

>>713815705
where can i see the stamina thresholds?

>>713813541

Is there no way to uncap the FPS?

>>713815857
Pretty sure it's all the same. Reset is midnight Tokyo time regardless.

>>713817207
S-she's fast!

>>713813541

>>713808612
>read through uraras story
>heart explodes
how do I bring her the victory she deserves fellow umadaachis

>>713799129 (OP)
Not horsey enough

>>713817597
With your support (credit) card.

>>713817597
>that one career goal race
it was painful

>>713817597
>>713817873
>>713817828
I just lost at the JBC after cruising through the rest of the campaign. Feels bad, bros.

Feels even worse that up until that point she was constantly winning yet the story was like "OH SHE ALWAYS LOSES HURRRR"

I’m am madly in love with Mejiro McQueen!

>Super Creep
>huge tits
>whole character is being a "mommy"
>is handing out candy in her support card
She's a shota molester, isn't she?

To people who cleared the campaign without skipping.
How do you feel about Meek?

>>713818686
Cute outfit, personality is standard dandere

>>713808789
people playing Uma Musume just want cute horse girls

people are review bombing Persona 5 X because they didnt realize it was a gacha game

I'm still a bit skeptical and confused about the metagame for spending the gacha currency later down the line. My current understanding of the game is that support cards are super important, and the next immediate thing you should be saving up for is the Kitasan Black card coming in a few weeks. But on the other hand I only have my free SSR Oguri to do career mode with and the other low rarity free horses you get at the start, at what point will I be able to afford to add more to my roster if cards are more important?

And that's all in the viewpoint of metafagging and being efficient, I have my eyes on a number of different characters in terms of just plain old interest towards them so this needs to be factored into the budgeting too.

>>713818686
she comes across to me as autistic

>>713819002
free roll a day, also you can spend currencies on fragments of characters if you want

its still jewish but it is what it is

BAKUSHINBAKUSHINBAKUSHIN
BAKUSHINSHIN

>>713812023
suzuka is way too thirsty

>>713819108
name a hors who's not autistic

>>713802621
grindsona has no cute horses, no gambling for gacha addicts to blow money on, so why would you shill it here?

>>713819945
>no gambling
I dunno about the gacha but in the vanilla game, one of the bosses is a literal building sized roulette wheel though?

>>713819002
Game is mega jew, anon
>Have to reroll for meta shit
>Then save up literally all your carrots for the upcoming super meta card
>all while grinding the event that gives you a budget SSR card and arena is full of whales

It's funny to see Daiwa Scarlet's popularity suddenly increase because she's the starter Uma.

>>713821238
I disliked her even more for being forced on me
Different strokes I guess

>>713818503
she's a trainer molester

>>713803902
Fuck yeah!
I'm so proud of her first G1 win!

I already used 2 alarm clocks to get this there's no way we're winning the arima kinen lol

>>713821613
Praying for your luck anon
I've won as 8th favorite many times somehow

>>713817597
Powermaxxing. And leveled up support cards.

I haven't rolled yet outside of the daily free singles where I got a maruzensky. Should I be rolling on the standard support banner?

>>713817223
That lossless scaling program on Steam seems to work.

>>713802312
That's a nice pair of melons

>>713822078
Not if you can help it, save for the Kitasan Black banner

>that sound design when trainer san grabs specee weeksu's firm, meaty thighs
A horse is fine too.

Lack of graphics options is killing me. This game is like 5 years old; how do you last that long and not add any visual options at all.

It's so strange watching them run because they sound like horses but they're girls in trainers not 2 ton mammals with iron hooves.

>>713799129 (OP)
accomplishing all goals is fucking hard, i only managed to do it ONCE with suzuka and i keep jobbing with my other girls

>>713822951
Borrow a strong guest parent, if you aren't already

>>713822949
That's just the iron horse shoes on the bottom of their regular shoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC_YlO0Lbu8

>>713813541

>>713823376
Is the anime funny? Is it cute?
Should I watch it?

I haven’t seen a single futa horsecock in any thread (This is surprising for a game about horses), so have not yet been convinced to play this horseshit slot machine.

>>713823724
Forgot to add that I'm almost convinced that stamina doesn't matter once you have enough to cover a certain distance. I won the last 5 races with an X on stamina.

>>713822935
I'm adding anisotropic filtering via Nvidia control panel. Makes the track look a lot better.

>>713823773
The first series is a sometimes viewed as more middling, but it's not bad at all. It's just everything that has come after has been more or less an improvement.
But yes, the anime series are good.

>>713823773
Yeah sure.

Does 2 star/3 star matter? I don't know if I should reroll or not.

AAAAIIIEEEEE NOT AGAIN

>>713799129 (OP)
Did but just uninstalled. Sadly i'm more for more involved games, plus this one makes me feel like i need a bigger brain. Still watching/reading related content and still think it's good.

>>713823969
Yeah, I had to force VSync that way too

>>713808789
Broke ass persona "fans" (underageb&) find free persona game and didn't know it was a gacha

>>713823773
Look at these phones dude

>Just doing career runs on all the Uma Musume I got
>Don't really care for most of them
>Get to Super Creek
Bros...
She is so sweet, cute and kind....
Literally perfect
How do I get a Super Creek gf bros?

I'm actually shocked how decent this game is.

Rice Pisser bros...

>>713822949
Uma Musumes are objectively faster and stronger than humans.

>>713824719
Damn, I didn't think this series was so woke

>>713825604

>>713818503
She's a loli molester.

I don't think I like this claw machine event

>>713825604
Kys if you please

>>713825286
I did one run with Creek and she just would not stop winning races.
I thought she was meant to be a support.

>>713823773
s1 is fine, movies are good

>>713823773
Every single Uma anime is great with S2 being probably the best sports TV series ever made.

>>713799129 (OP)
No, I got tired of rerolling

>>713826096
Why do you retards do this to yourselves?

>>713811964
Prove it niggerman

Has this game inspired you to go out for a run?

I wish she was in game...

>>713823773
uma s2 is objectively top 5 sports media

>>713826190
better to reroll now than regret life decisions in a few months

>>713826685
what else is in the top 5

https://umamusu.wiki/List_of_Characters

Who do you want?

>>713819002
i just studied the basics, how things works, etc. and roll with how i think is best right now as well as saving a bit for future rolls like the usual gacha fare
maybe the meta will bite me later on, but eh i'll just stop if the fun stops

for now this game is the closest i can get to a monster rancher raising sim

>>713826972
Is there a list of all the ones currently in the global version and the ones who will get added in later updates?

>>713826939
Uma OVA
Uma Movie
Uma Manga
Uma Manga (anime adaptation)

>>713821238
they made daiwa the starter uma without vodka? they really are appealing to americans

>>713827156
You get Vodka too, but Daiwa Scarlet is already selected when you get freedom since she's used in the tutorial too.

>>713814169
>>713817207
>>713817538
>>713823724
>>713823907
Is the stamina stat a meme? Do you mean it also doesn't matter for 3200m races?

Should I focus on training or winning races so I get more Skill points for skills?

>>713804389
i think go for pace chaser strat instead, end chaser is too random and even with high power you can easily get stuck in traffic
the amount of long races she has is crazy, the rival horses feel more than league higher than her also
ive beaten most careers with 4+ characters and also won 3 ura finales so far, goldship's career seem to be just be really hard

Retard here, how do i suceed in Gold Ship career, i keep doing it and giving her better support cards but i cant go beyond the 4th race somehow

>>713827461
I suspect that it gets overshadowed by skills, so if you have a good deck of endurance/speed skills and high wit, stamina doesn't matter that much.

As someone who plays tons of gacha slop, day 1 in this game was extremely confusing. The onboarding felt like a mess.

>>713826972
Festa and Brian, please.
I'll probably whale out Maruzensky alts instead, if the game lives that long.

>>713821238
I just want her to be numbah one.

>>713826972
Mambo when?

help i need to recharge my uma

>>713826972
Gold City
Palmer
Top Road
Hishi Miracle
Both Satonos
Cesario
Gentildonna
Neo Universe
Cheval
Vivlos
Verxina
Chrono Genesis
Daring Heart (if she ever gets implemented)

>Those are many girls
Yes, and I'll probably need a ton of luck to pull all of them

I'm the architect

>>713829201
Rent a room in a love hotel
You know what to do

>>713829509
SEAL THOSE CARROTS

>You are attempting to race your horse for the 8th race in a row
>Consecutive races will decrease performance
Shut up and run

>>713827151
>Uma Manga
Uma Manko

>>713826972
ニシノフラワー

YUP YUP
The COOLEST hero does it again

>>713800959
How do I unlock this machine?

>>713826939
No Ippo
Initial D
Haikyuu
Gay swimmers

>>713830674
Daiwabros...
Why does this keeps happening...?

>>713831120

>>713830158

>>713831287
>dating your uma
thanks anon

>>713830674
I was fuming.

>>713826939
Uma Musume media enterprise is one entry
Ping pong
And that’s it.

>>713827827
Skill issue, you should rerolled another 388 times under the moon of the 24th of August to get better support cards and more SSR Umes

>>713826972
I'm fresh into this series, started playing yesterday.
Bestgirl is the director. Do I ever get to swipe for her?

>LGBT yuri shit
I hate japan

>>713832665
its only yuri if you set your trainer as a female

>>713832602
The director isn't playable.

>>713799129 (OP)
I like the game because half the girls are always saying something retarded and it makes me laugh. Bakushin is my favorite so far.
I wish it didn't take so long to go through a career if you don't mash through every event though.

What the fuck does this mean?

>Dominate 75% of the race with mejiro mcqueen
>Mejiro Ryan spent that 75% of the race in 12th place
>Suddenly out of nowhere she start going twice as fast, overtake everyone including my uma and wins the race by like 2 seconds
This feels like old NSF tier rubberbanding what the FUCK

so it is better to get a dupe with the ticket or a new uma?, also is here a tier list or something for the cards

>>713832993
If your horse starts in the outside posts they have further to run to clear the track compared to horses on the inside. That skill compensates for it.

>>713833236
Horse races aren't just "1st place = always good" since there's stamina involved.

>>713832993
Use https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills to look up what the actual trigger conditions for skills are, it helps a lot

>>713813541
Just beat it for the first time by just brute forcing front position.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCCK TO TRAIN
FUCK

>>713821306
This but goldshi(t)

>>713833887
Speed and power are king
Stamina for long races
Wit and Guts keep them at ok stats

>fail completely on Daiwa on 3 seperate career mode
I can't even go past 2k. Am I just a retard or I'm doing something wrong?

>>713834009
I read a comment that said Guts was bugged and didn't do anything, but it was just some random anon so I don't know if that's really true or not.

No, wait, that's not how it works... you have an F in long-distance races...

>>713834140
from what i read on the current version of the game we have guts isn't that good of a stat and you can just leave it at D rank

Are cards really that important? I've been using Mejiro McQueen and I can't make it past the 4th race with Mejiro Ryan

where's digital

>>713834412
Very. Pt1

>>713802621
>Two cygames dominating the ratings
When's our turn?

FUCK the Japanese Derby, 2400m bullshit race blocking my path to ignoring stamina...

>>713834592
Is the star rating on your Uma Musume not important?

>>713834412
>>713834592
Pt2

Is the first pull a set one? Because I don't care about none of the Umas I got

How fuck am i if i dont want to treat this game as gacha(not treating it as chore simulator, logging in everyday, doing fomo events and such)

>>713834592
Is it too late to reroll with the bonuses?

I wonned bigly!

>>713826972
Stay Gold is in? Since when? And why doesn't she have her og design?

>>713799129 (OP)
Should I be trying to beat career mode with all my characters or just focus on few?

>>713834692
I don't think you can, it's a gacha and one on the more P2W side at that.

Is this shit bugged? I linked this shit 2 times. Or they want me to link it to my potato phone?

I think I'll just stick to the anime if the game requires you to reroll a billion times before getting a decent start

>>713802117
They would like you to either be f2p or pay big money. Fair and reasonable low spender pennies are worthless.

>>713835001
I linked it to google play and it worked.

>>713834928
Stay Gold is like the newest Uma, I think she got announced/added less than 1 month ago in JP.

>>713833236
Fun fact, all important races in anime actually happened IRL with the exactly same result. So real fucking bullshit can happen.

>>713835001
You need to link your account to a phone or viceversa

>>713799129 (OP)
does it actually have gameplay, or is the typical auto-battler / idle slop / dont actually need to do anything like every other gacha?

>>713835261
Gameplay is the training part, races are auto.

>>713835261
heres a typical campaign
>read vn section
>click some buttons to raise your umas stats
>read more vn sections
>sometimes get a support card vn section
>participate in a race and watch your uma win or lose
>small vn section after the race
>repeat this for the entire campaign

>>713834692
from what I understand, for Uma Musume, you cant not treat it as a chore simulator and its especially grindy. You're better off playing something else like Blue Archive if you want to play casually, the anniversary event is in two weeks btw

>>713799129 (OP)
Running Goldship with the End Closer strategy is such a rollercoaster of emotions
>Well it's just of the start of the race of course she's behind, but isn't the lead too far ahead already
>Alright, it's the halfway point, now she should start catching up
>Fuck she's stuck in traffic
>Wait she found a line to pass through
>It's too late IT'S OVER
>IT'S NOT OVER LET'S GOOOOO
Last part may or may not always apply

>>713833887
>Pick Bakushin
>Nothing but Speed
>Win game
It's literally that simple.

>>713835503
Werent japs supposed to be workaholics? Crazy how they find time for it.

Watch Cinderella Gray to learn horsy physics.

>>713834676
there one of these tier lists for the actual Trainees

I want to steel Meek away from her trainer.

>>713835503
NTA but is it really like that? Because I already play ZZZ and BA. And I doubt being able to play the three at the "same time" (as casual as BA may be) if Uma requires so much time investment...

>>713835640
How would Secretariat perform in Uma Musume?

>>713835640
I watch it for horse yakuza.

I watched the anime but the game is kinda crap

Should i play this game if i dont like idolshit? Cant tell if its the main focus or not yet.

>>713836138
The "winning concerts" can be skipped and they only happen if you win.

>>713836048
The game is bad on purpose you can appreciate more how much better the animoar and mango are

>>713799129 (OP)
Is it an actual game or just another collectathon auto battler?

>>713836436
a VN roguelike where you try to make a better horsegirl that inherits the skills from your previous horsegirls

Bakushin how do you manage to fall off a stationary exercise bike? 6% chance!!!

>>713834937
Maybe ignore 1 stars?

>>713834937
if you've got plenty of the TP recharge items then go for all of them

>>713799129 (OP)
i played it for like an hour and then dropped it because it's fucking awful, i don't understand how this is popular anywhere let alone a country like japan that has put out some of the best games ever

>>713836436
it's princess maker but gay and lame

>>713836640
I'll give it a shot

>>713837109
Where the fuck do you get those? Is it a whale thing?

>>713836649
This game really exposes lucklets (me)

Can I lewd the Rice Shower?

>>713837353
I got 45 for pre-registration and 10 from the steam release as gifts

>>713832665
but they're horses

>>713825593
Was there a movie? I've seen some clips of some pretty decent animation, are any of the seasons worth looking into if I know very little about horses?

>make the only character that doesn't have the personality of a brick wall free
what was cygames thinking?

>>713836367
the anime and manga is literally forced drama

>>713836138
it's not for white people, no

sending umas to the glue factory

I horse girls
I love watching their competitions
I love to see trainah and his team overcome adversity
I love the melodrama
I love the character growth
I love it all
I love umamusume

>>713839430
unironically this, but also love horses
>>713835640
I hate how anime has to explain the same things at least three fucking times in an episode

>>713838247
Season 1 starts slow but gets better and does a good job establising the setting.
Season 2 is where it really picks up as a top-tier anime, it gets more hot-blooded and emotional.
Road to the Top is a 4 episodes OVA mini-series, it has really good animation and is better watched before the movie.
Beginning of a New Era (aka Uma Musume The Movie) is 1 hour and 50 minutes of gorgeous animation and visuals, legit the best sports anime movie.
Cinderella Gray is an adaptation of the popular (and long) Uma Musume manga and a solid entry too, you can expect it to have multiple seasons, it's pretty much a rabbit hole of its own.

Those are the shows worth watching, the "main" seasons are bit basic animation-wise but Season 1 is worth watching to get context for the Season 2 kino. Cinderella Gray is a pretty good entrypoint too. I would just advise against starting with the movie because it's not the standard that you should expect for TV anime (unless you want to stay a secondary). Definitively worth watching once you get balls deep tho
Season 3 exists but I think trying to watch it is just asking to get burnt out. Do it only when you run out of content but you still want more.

In short, I recommend: S1 > S2 > Road to the Top > Beginning of New Era > Cinderella Gray

Second option: Cinderella Gray > S1 > S2 > Road to the Top > Beginning of New Era

>>713839616
yeah because the anime is muh history and trying to make a mountain out of a molehill for viewership reasons

>>713801028
>Gaben can't die soon enough
Gaben is pretty hands off with Steam if I remember correctly. He spends most of his days in his boathouse drifting around off the coast of Seattle and probably only comes back to shore when a bad storm rolls in or he needs to stock up on food

>>713799129 (OP)
No because it's still not working on Android 16

gameplay?

>>713799129 (OP)
Comely Material Reminding

When do we get her.

>>713801028
THE FGO KILLER THEY SAID

I hate the faggots on /v/ who complain that they aren't centaurs. Centaurs SUCK.

>>713840000
>I hate the faggots on /v/ who complain that they aren't centaurs. Centaurs SUCK.
What kind of retard would ever think that's in any way superior to what we have?

>>713839805
>muh history
That's actually the franchise as a whole. Some of the IRL references don't even get explained in the anime unless you read online.
Like how Jungle Pocket yells after winning because her IRL counterpart did the same, how Tamamo Cross going from home to home is a reference to her early situation, etc

>watch the anime
>read the manga
>/uma/ makes the game look fun
>finally get to play it
>its mostly reading

>>713840102
reading is fun

>great run leading to the akina
>second favorite
>lose to seventh with a single triangle
>twice
I'm going to turn that bitch nice nature into glue

>>713839983
her banner in JP was around october and with our accelerated schedule maybe september? waiting for her too

This is pretty much Monster Rancher with horses and gambling, right?

Twitch drops are live btw

>>713839805
not, it's pretty much every anime
main character's special winning move or strategy has to be explained by
>flashback
>their rival/enemy
>an ally or onlooker
>finally the character themselves
all back to back in the same ep, it's so fucking jarring, especially if it's so simple it's like 4 lines, but they spend minutes on it

>>713840159
its fine but most characters are not particularly interesting and the campaigns are 70% recycled scenes anyways

>>713799129 (OP)
does it really matter which horse you use
i like this one

>>713808789
Persona is more mainstream, which invites people who blindly hate gachas.

>>713840102
how can you read it if you're skipping

>>713840102

>>713840340
>every anime
Maybe if you're only watching battle shounen garbage.

>reached the daily guest limit
Oh. I see, the fun stops here.

>>713840472
>battle shounen
I don't.
And I didn't know Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray is a battle shounen
this shit comes up very often with situations similar to
>main character's special winning move or strategy

also
>it's pretty much every anime
doesn't mean literally EVERY anime, and even if it did I exaggerated on purpose, but I admit it doesn't go over in text form

>>713826972
I already Agnes, but I also want Durandal

>>713808789
The persona gacha is probably the most creatively bankrupt game I've ever played. It took some art that people liked from much better games and put them into a janky and soulless husk. Fuck Sega for green lighting this.

is the ura final length always the same for the horsegirl?
I got 3000m shit

Should I use my free 3 star voucher on Oguri or wait until I can pull for more horse girls?

>>713841001
I think it depends on the uma. It'd be kinda fucked for a sprinter to have to go for 3k.

>>713841059
the smart play i think is to wait until you get the random 3-star ticket for completing all of the release celebration missions then decide based on that since you don't want to get a dupe

>>713841059
Wait.

>>713841059
She's considered "the best" out of the choice options but generally you can just pick your fave because the umas don't matter as much as the cards. You can wait like 4 or so more days to get the random 3* ticket to make sure you get her but there's no real harm in getting her asap if you really want her.

>made it to URA semifinals with Urara
feels good man

>>713841059
Yes meta faggot use it on oguri

>>713841268
BASED
Make her dreams become a reality!

Vodka beat Daiwa Scarlet and that's all that matters. I can fail career mode in peace now.

When can I have Nishino Flower

>win 14 races with 0 losses
>B rating
are you supposed to win literally every big one for anything higher

>>713799129 (OP)
Oobinder

Umas for this feel?

>>713841546
trainee and support card levels + ranks i'm assuming are what let you push even higher

>>713841546
Need better stats mostly.

>>713841546
Rank depends on your stats and not the races you won so you're expected to get a few Bs, then a few As to get S by using the legacy mechanic and good support cards

On the negative side, failing sucks. On the positive side, failing to Daiwa Scarlet is about as close to irl Plan B as it gets. We can live with this, Agnes Tachyon.

>>713841718
>>713841656
I literally can't get anything higher than B even when using B's, I guess this is how they get u to roll for more cards

>>713841640
Admire Vega, kinda.

>>713841862
RNG is also a huge part of it, if your donkey gets sick and you have to take 2 turns to heal a condition, if you get bad luck and she loses morale, if the 3% fail chance activates during training, etc. that's a good chunk of stats lost

Imagine if this game had fully written out scenes for failing a career and having to see your girl realize her dreams have been crushed. Just seeing them get sad after placing low is already bad enough.

What's with these goofy ass horse names?

>get Bakushin to the URA
>8th favorite
>whatever, i'll just put her in front
>wins by 3 lenghts
>semis
>still wins by 1 lenght
>finals
>fuck up a 35% training
>mood goes from great to bad
>its fucking over
>quickly loses the lead, stays in 4th
>activates 3 skills on the final spurt
>wins by a nose
just like my japanese cartoons

>>713826972
I got my TM OPERA O so I'm pretty content. That being said I wouldn't mind getting Agnes Tachyon and the GOAT that is TWIN TURBO.

is spending money on this game a bad idea?

>>713842135
>uma has bad mood on race start
>at the end their ears flop down and she looks super depressed because she got like 10th or something
>wanting even MORE of that

>>713842135
>fail career
>they get deleted if the mood was bad

This is me as I launder my usamusume's dirty underwear after a long day of practice. This is what it means to be a trainer.

>>713842383
maybe the one-time purchase offers if they're available
otherwise i think you're overspending horribly for little return and i don't think it even has the double top-up on first purchase like some other games

>>713842283
Horse names are just funny like that. Sometimes it's to leverage people into betting on them, if a horse is called 'winning ticket' then the average salary man might think 'cool' and go for it. Other times they're just having fun.

>>713842383
If you like it you should support it. I think it's worth at least the cost of a retail game.

>>713842553
The irony is that Winning Ticket really was a really good horse.

>>713842420
>try daily race
>5th place
>try again with the same uma
>awful mood
>wins by 5 lengths

I still can't pronounce Maitakanafurkinomarisenka...

>>713799129 (OP)
Reminding Strikes Thrice

>>713843051
Very true. Win that Derby, Champ. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7emI3FJZCo&t=153s

>>713842506
>1500 paid carats and a ticket
whats the most efficient way to use that?
get the card ticket and throw the carats into the guaranteed one time 3* gacha?

>>713840324
is this just for JP version?

god damn this tsundere bitch has huge tits

>>713834592
>be prepared to spend all of Day 1 (or more) rerolling
i'm just gonna play normally...

>>713844603
If you don't care to re-roll at this point: yes. Fun&cute stuff > mix-maxing stuff around

>>713841640
Cafe and Taishin are the closest, but people would probably associate Taishin with Nel.

>>713844603
rerolling is fucking autism
i think i saw some asian gacha youtuber who spent 12 hours rerolling

>>713844603
Just so you know, it only takes like 2-3 minutes.

>>713844809
and then those 2 minutes turn into 4 minutes, then 8 minutes, then 16 minutes

How do I explain this to my friends

>>713845012
You can hide games bro

>>713845012
Just tell em you suck cocks

>>713845012
You gotta start a musical number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>713844603
I don't have a single SSR card and I don't care

>>713845012
Look at them straight in the eye and tell them you like horse girls

>>713844603
based lemonade chad

>>713844603
I got Super Creek after 3 rerolls and call it a day, rerolling for 2 SSR cards is super autism

>>713845480
Super Autism is a great horse name

>>713845336
Getting Fine and Creek is overrated. I played for 3 years and a half without either and did well enough. Then I finally got Creek to 4* and dropped the game 2 months later.

Have you guys ever touched a horse? They are like fucking 1-ton muscle tanks that could blow through a wooden fence. I imagine Umamusume to be more dense and muscular and harder than the most jacked women you see at the gym.

>>713845638
no and i'm kinda afraid to after seeing that one female horse kick in the head of a male horse that died instantly and started shitting itself

I can't wait to get home and open up Uma so I can SUPPORT EMPEROR SYMBOLI RUDOLF ON HER QUEST TO CREATE A WORLD OF HAPPINESS AND BLISS OR ALL UMAMUSUME, PROVING HER RIGHT TO RULE BY ATTAINING THE SUBLIME TRIPLE CROWN.

>>713845638
I took a 'riding' course at a summer camp when I was a kid for a few years. even just trotting along on them was kind of spooky.
>>713845856
I won't allow it.

>>713845638
yeah i volunteered at a stable that used horses as therapy for retarded people. i always skipped cleaning the horse's hooves because it was really awkward to get them to lift their leg up and bend their knee.

Please give me tips on how I can train my hotwife to the utmost of her potential, which stats should I focus on? what support cards should I pick for her? I want to have the strongest T M Opera O in the world!!

Finally cleared
Is the scout ticket just a hard pull? should I save them up just like carats?
I really want to pull some umas all my daily pulls have been dupes...

Is there horse breeding?

>>713845638

>>713846135
Technically yes, but it's lesbians.

>>713846063
this game basically rogue lite and failure is part of the experience, just reroll Fine Motion or Super Creek

>>713801028
>kino games
>korean autobattle slop

>>713846245
I already have super creek, what other support cards should I choose?

I hate to see my horse sad, how do I train good?

>>713845638
But the coat is super silky and soft and warm and feels really nice.

>>713846013
Cleaning shit out of hooves is the biggest pain even if the horse is cooperative.

>>713846013
>i always skipped cleaning the horse's hooves
so they weren't cleaned when supposed to, huh anon? >:(

>>713846530
nope and one day the lady that owned the stables got really mad at me

>>713845638
That's hot
What's the best uma if I like tall muscular girls? Are there any taller than Gold Ship incoming?

>>713846614
big brown american horse, 195 cm

>>713845638
Even the mares?

GOD HANNIBAL

>>713839997
>true fgo killer was itself all along

Umas really made me thought race horses were mostly female, but then I googled and they're all guys

So lemme get this straight
>Speed
Self explanatory
>Stamina
Keeps horse from slowing down as race goes on
>Power
Lets horse push past other racers
>Guts
Late-race stat to increase odds of a surge
>Wits
Skill related stat and helps horse keep their cool and avoid bad effects?
>Mood
High mood good, low mood bad
>Energy
Not a factor in races?

>training failure RNG
>bad condition RNG
>bad mood RNG
>bad placement RNG
Yep, it's time to restart career again

>>713846402
>4x speed, FM and SC, go 3x speed and add >Stamina if its getting rough
>Only speed training, unless you get 3-4x card in another activity
>Wit when speed fail % is over 10%
>Rest as little as possible
Enjoy your B+ musume

>>713844603
I'm gonna play normally for a month and then reroll when Kita Black comes out anyway

>>713846828
>not in the game
FUCK

I WANT TO TRAIN MY UMA WITH ALL THE LOVE AND CARE IN THE WORLD ONLY TO COME HOME ONE DAY AND SEE HER CHEATING ON ME WITH ANOTHER TRAINER AND GETTING KNOCKED UP RIGHT BEFORE HER BIG RACE!!!!!

>>713847243
what the fuck

>>713847243
Rice Shower would never.

My failed umas shall surely power the next generation via legacy.

>>713847042
lol

>>713847735
>fail in career
>now have 2 versions of that uma, one pre-career and one post-career
???

>>713799129 (OP)
Yes playing the new mode on the superior jap ver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUH2c0z2QR4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFlO8mWeMUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RfWg6NA74M

>>713847847
Just because you're a failure it does not mean all of your genes are recessive.

is it difficult to get into or pretty straight forward? and how grindy is it or sluggish?

>>713848075
Pay attention to the tutorial onboarding and you'll be 75% of the way there.

>>713848075
Easy to get into, though you will probably want to do some reading.
It gets very grindy if you're into grinding for guilds, seeing numbers go up and attaining the perfect girl that will job in pvp anyways.. Else it's just a matter of you doing dailies.

>>713848075
failure is part of the game, just take it easy

Whats the reroll method and how quick is it

>>713848075
I might be retarded but I had no idea what I was doing just from doing the in-game tutorial. This video made everything click for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3B-MRPTNulQ

Just how strong are horses anyway?

Will Silence Suzuka or Special Week make my career modes easier? I understand support cards are make and break, but I'm struggling with my 2 star umas.

>>713845638
That's fucking hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBnvvJ4DEpc&list=RDyBnvvJ4DEpc&start_radio=1
We're getting a season 2 right? Please say yes.

>>713848419
https://youtu.be/jH5JkYQGMfs

>>713848371
bookmark'd for later. ty
i will get revenge for failing my Gold Ship's career run

>>713848654
One minute you're out prancing around, horsecock floppin in the breeze, the next you're on the ground shitting yourself to death. Truly a doggy dog world.

>>713848654
Jesus fucking fuck.

>>713848654
Aww he's smiling!

>>713848654
I'm not watching that video, but let's be real. These girls have this strength too...

>>713848419
Do Uma's actually have full horse strength or is it only in their legs since horses don't have any kind of arms?

>>713848142
tutorial is pretty retarded though, it tells you to just auto equip Uma & Cards and the later tips like lol spread your stats completely brick runs

https://files.catbox.moe/rce5f5.webm

>>713849594
...im not supposed to use auto-equip?

>>713849446
Enough power to do this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zEiJznBlU2U

>>713849829
Physicsfags is this possible?

I genuinely wonder what kind of monster would born if you pair together a Uma with... idk, a Saiyan

>>713849995
im no expert but im sure that should be possible, but that ball is going to melt whatever it touches

>>713847171
huh, that worked

>>713850168
yeah welcome to the meta, ive done nothing else since figuring this out
you're still at the mercy of RNG so don't get cocky

>>713835231
not exactly
one incongruity i can think of is in the cingrey manga, where ellerslie pride competes in the jc
the actual horse she was based on, bonecrusher, caught some kind of virus when he got to japan and had to pull out because it almost killed him

At last I truly see.
All I need are short courses and MOAR SPEED

I learned how to say Matikanefukukitaru real fast

>>713850691
prove it

>>713848654
>that whump
>that dent

sure is a lot of words in this game...

>>713850587
Speed also training power a lot is massive too because the only thing that can counter this is traffic, stamina is okay at 300 and you get there no matter what, and guts is pointless, wit is just a buffer between speed sessions and rest but you'll always get a C
It's boring but it works
>mfw you win if you are faster than the other horses

>>713847785
Idolmaster Gakuen is an straight upgrade to Uma Musume. It use the exact system but improves it.

>>713847785
>arknights that high
I hate normalfags