Thread 713818603

Software Sales (physical only)

1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
2. [NSW] Raidou Remastered – 21,146 / NEW
3. [PS5] Raidou Remastered – 19,248 / NEW
4. [NSW] Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time – 7,504 / 130,625
5. [NS2] Zelda: Breath of the Wild – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 5,887 / 17,825
6. [NS2] Raidou Remastered – 5,783 / NEW
7. [NSW] Mario Kart 8 Deluxe – 5,397 / 6,353,250
8. [NSW] Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma – 5,339 / 60,766
9. [PS4] Raidou Remastered – 5,258 / NEW
10. [NS2] Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom – Nintendo Switch 2 Edition – 4,861 / 17,261


Hardware Sales

Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Xbox Series X|S – 191 (677.751)
PlayStation 4 – 28 (9.504.998)

Don't let future derailment attempts and schizophrenia distract you from the fact that PS5s are literally melting as we speak and that Stellar Blade is being developed for Switch 2

Post yfw
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
>The original Switch doubled the PS5 numbers lmaooo

>>713818603 (OP)
>1. [NS2] Mario Kart World – 122,578 / 1,044,044
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF... Those legs are rough.

>>713819173
Now show me Astrobot's

>>713817545
>>713817545
>>713817545

>>713818603 (OP)
should've wait uintil the top 30 is out to make the thread

>>713818603 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Not like this...

You're a retard, Mr. E,
You really are a fag!
You're as subtle as a truck,
You're as tough as a cuck, Mr. E.
You're a fatherless fuck with a liking for children!
You're a moron, Mr. E.
Your mom's an empty whore!
Your brain is full of copes,
You've got a loser soul, Mr. E.
No woman would touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
You're a vile one, E.
You have Gacy's smile!
You have all the power and guile
Of a dying Floyd, Mr. E.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the nigger!
You're a failure, Mr. E.
You're a waste of human life!
Your heart belongs to a pedo,
Your suicide would be good news, Mr. E.

This the tendie cope thread?

Please... no more... I can't take 8 more years of this... I'm so sorry... please have mercy... stop it... I promise I'll be a good boy... just don't show me these numbers anymore... I don't want to see...! I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!!!

>>713819242
How long til Sony ports it to the switch 2 because they're desperate

>>713818987
Playstation might as well shut down.

I still don't understand why Japanese are so fucking retarded and keep buying Switches when:

a)Switch is a shitty portable with ancient technology
b)Switch 2 only has a shitty Mario Kart game
c)There are better devices like Steam Deck OLED, ROG Ally X, MSI claw, etc
d)PS5 is way better and has more games

Also most of Switch library are Wii U ports and indies

The U.S needs to send another fuckin nuke to Japan pronto

Also it's sad to see Xbox being pretty much dead there when Xbox has the best gaming service: Gamepass and amazing games like Indiana Jones, Elder Scrolls, DOOM Dark Ages, etc

When you think about it, PlayStation 5 has WAY more and better games, better controller, a more aesthetic, cool and powerful console

>>713823167
Hey I read this post already

>>713822924
Don't worry, the time will fly by.

>>713822940
I'd rather get Gravity Rush.

>in japan alone, switch 2 already reached 1/3 of steam deck's 3 years of global sales
vegans are not going to like this

Sal Cuck Romano status?

>>713823742
It outsold the Deck weeks ago.

>>713818769
Meltdown status? Liquid metal tier.

>>713823942
Cute shark

So where are the hundreds of outrage articles about Sony removing games from PS+, being sued for artficially raising their prices by almost 50% in the Netherlands, them changing their TOS regarding PS+, fight sticks melting while being plugged into PS5s or the cooling issues being way more serious than previous thought? Nintendo got thousands of seethe posts for way less.

>>713825326
Can't say anything remotely negative about daddy Sony, anything but being on their naughty list

>>713824498
Always.

>>713825326
Yeah sony gets away with actual scummy shit while nintendo get so much shit for something as stupid as the switch 2 requiring a system update at launch. Funny how it works

>>713818603 (OP)
WHERES THE TOP 30

>>713826824
I hope it eventually blows up in all of their faces

>>713825326
I got curious and to my surprise, a few more articles regarding the liquid metal meltdowns actually did sprung up. Sony can't swept this one under the rug like they do with everything else.

>>713828763
Try spreading them in social media, see what happens

>>713826824
Sony can literally put a time bomb that will kill every single ps5 eventually into every single console because they couldn't be assed to design a competent way of minimizing heat, but nintendo essentially fixes an exploit while also fixing the reason people felt the need to use that exploit, and it's the end of the world.

>>713828763
Almost all of those are from absolutely tiny outlets

>>713828763
these articles are clickbait, liquid metal doesn't leak unless someone specifically opens the console and then does a poor job closing it
it's no different from clickbait articles saying the switch 2 screen has ghosting

>>713830207
But the Switch 2 screen does have ghosting and PS5s do kill themselves in the vertical position.

Not buying your california machine faggot

>>713818987
Woke up this morning
Got down on 4chan
Your sales have all been saying
You'd be the, chosen one
They said 3.5 million
You got to, sell to game
But you were born under a red sign
With the Big N in your eye
When he woke up this morning
All his sales had gone
SIE never told him
About triple A costs
But you're, but you're dying good baby
I believe you're crashing fine
Born under a bad sign
With a blue cross in Japan

>>713830998
Blame the Chinese for being prudes instead of having a melty.

>>713830785
>But the Switch 2 screen does have ghosting
*if you downclock the screen to 60hz and use a slowmo camera to catch the ghosting

>>713831847
Anon's point is that the anon trying to defend Sony is full of shit

>Only 5 seethe threads instead of the usual 10-12
Did he start to get bored?

>>713831989
He's out of seethe options, he brought back the obsolete nep shit.

>>713831989
he's too busy going more broadly into antijapan threads (uma musume just released on steam while BA got it's launch delayed and likely banned) on top of running damage control for big corpos on "stop killing games" threads

>>713832428
Last thread someone claimed he now has a page on Kiwifarms. Is that true?

>>713832428
>(uma musume just released on steam
Fun fact! After crunchyniggers already killed three different goddamn gachas that had the potential to be as big as FGO if not as big as hoyoslop, cygames is outright publishing this one themselves.
Coincidentally there's a wave of doomposting on it on /a/, /vg/ and threads about it on /v/ are getting deleted on sight unless it's doomfagging threads.
Another coincidence is how it turned out not only /a/ jannies were literal crunchyroll employees attacking JP media to shill gookslop, but also that jannies have some semblance of power even outside their boards.
Funny list of coincidences right?

>>713830207
>what is thermal expansion
Every time you turn on the ps5, especially for something more intensive, you're putting strain on the seal that keeps the liquid metal in place. Will it take some of them 20 years to fail? Sure. Are some of them looking more realistically at 3-4 years? We're already seeing it.

>>713832663
Fucker made me check prospering grounds, it's not there

>>713832663
yesn't, he has a thread draft, which means you can see it already if you're a "trusted member" on kiwi, but it's not public yet
it will be in a week or two tho, they are just fact checking shit
and you can help by posting stuff the macaco has done to out himself IRL, i know kiwifags are patrolling the famitsu thread as we speak

>>713832894
Holy shit. That's amazing.

>>713832782
surely I'll believe a random post fueled by consolewars over actual engineers actually knowing what they're talking about

>>713832894
It really is over for him isn't it?

>>713832894
Explains why he has been melting down so hard lately

>>713830207
Then why isn't liquid metal the default, or at least AN option usally, given just how much more efficient it is at heat transfer than standard thermal paste?

>>713832782
>t.

>>713833151
>the laws of physics exist
>REEEEEE, THAT'S JUST CONSOLEWAR PROPAGANDA
What an odd thing to say

>>713832894
inb4 incoming threats of violence from the schizo
too bad thats the only time mods ever bother to delete his posts and threads

>>713833430
You're replying to a shill, anon

>>713831989
5 threads is still too many. Mental illness

>>713832894
Damn I'll have a reason to check the farms again. Can't wait for him to make an account and inevitably have a melty there if he hasn't already.

>>713832894
>and you can help by posting stuff the macaco has done to out himself IRL, i know kiwifags are patrolling the famitsu thread as we speak
Well where do we begin.
>Outing himself as Brazilian with his use of Diacritic marks
>Outing himself as Brazilian with his slang only used over there
>Admitting to owning cheese pizza
>Glowinigger + anti-Japan agenda
>Pro-Korea and China and vehemently anti-Japan
>Epik catchphrases like his 'False", "Other way around" and "MENTALLY I'LL!!
>Spending upwards of 16+ hours every day making the same threads over again
>Death threats to people because he thinks he's some badass that's scary
>Had someone on the previous site team on his pocket and gloated about it constantly
>Constantly talking about rape and poop
>Samefagging posts for 2+ hours and being unsubtle as hell with tripcodes
>Every single thing he says is a projection of
some kind including his lack of father figure and non-zero chance he was molested. Loves to pretend he's not real despite being stupid enough to never change his attitude
>Doesn't even actually own a PS5. His game collection is just some N64 stuff
Like hell, I could keep going on and on.

>>713833151
like the DEI engineers that approved the housefire plug on the 4090 and 5090?

Mexicans are so fucking stupid

>Be corrupt narco shithole
>Buy the ultra expensive and shitty Shitch 2 when Xbox or PlayStation are better

Mexicans are full retards

https://www.amazon.com.mx/gp/bestsellers/videogames

>>713834575
callese, sudaca

>>713834575
>Brazilian hates Mexicans
How subtle.

>>713818603 (OP)
>not top 30 yet
GIVE ME THE TOP NOW

>>713834575
mexicans and chileans are the only good latinx

>>713834575
Shut up macaco

>>713834575
i still laugh at the fact snoy had the gall to put picrel up in spicland for 90 bucks

>>713832428
>>713832894
breh

>>713834575
>Over a thousand spics already preordered bananza on amazon alone.
Impressive.
Heard their economy is slightly less dogshit due to their last and current presidents, is it true?

>>713834940
>Japanese Humor but actually Western Humor
This is an ungodly sight.

Now what?

Soon nintendo going have 30/30 with both consoles.

>>713832894
They should know this is how he acts on average

>>713834940
Thanks Sony , i will now buy your product.

>>713834940
Wtf is this lmao

>>713834575
>That goypass on 10th place and digital xcoins at 16th.
Man, I always knew spics as a xbone nation, so seeing it is almost sad, you can tell some are still clinging to old glory.

>>713835295
The game that will save the PS5!

>>713834940
Wonder if we'll have years of 'japanese humor' threads posted with this like the xenoblade 2 webm of mythra doing an embarrassing dance

>>713835513
This is a Nintendo produced game, btw.

>>713835090
>is it true?
nah
The economy is better because murrican presidents weakened the dollar enough that we recovered from Peña Nieto's bullshit
current presidents just happen to be welfare-happy

>>713835591
Sorry anon, but only Nintendo exclusives get mocked and ridiculed for years.

>>713835513
I'm gonna make this exact same thread when Prime 4 and possibly even Bananza get better scores lmao.
We'll see if reviews matter then.

>>713835591
Xenoblade 2 dance is actually funny doe

>>713835619
>spics are using their neetbux on switch 2s
goddamn what chads

>>713835606
Never forget!

>>713835606
Dynamo pictures did mocap for first game, they still have contract.

Aniplex also worked on ton of Nintendo games, nothing new.

>>713836123
sony aniplex also fucking loathes SIE so that's not a good example

>>713836123
>Aniplex
They are fighting the good fight against SIE.

>Dynamo pictures did mocap for first game, they still have contract.
Nobody has documentation about that.
I think Kojima just wanted them back and them being Nintendo didn't bother him at all because he has total independence.

>>713834849
I never understand what zoomers mean by 'lowkey'. Lowkey is supposed to mean like keeping a low profile, but they've been poisoned so much by nigger babble it doesn't make any sense.

>>713835793
You know damn well they won't allow Nintendo games to be rated higher after the BotW meltdown

>>713831989
If the screen is as terrible as is being claimed, then why did it take almost a full month for people to even notice?

>>713837051
Because it took almost a full month for jewtubers to get paid to downclock the switch 2 screen to 60hz and record a jewtube ufo test video on it with a slowmo camera.

i'm having a blast with DS2 and i haven't touched my switch 2. I'm old and decrepit and i'm sure that's relevant :(

>>713834940
Z E S T Y

>>713837187
hold the fuck up, so the tests aren't even legitimate?

>>713818603 (OP)
still wild that the switch is selling double the PS5. Can't believe Sony fumbled it this badly

>>713835591
Seeing those threads get posted on /v/ for years unironically got me to try out XB2

>>713837292
Nope.
If you look up any jewtuber video about the matter you will see 3 types of videos.
>Niggers simply parroting the "sources" if not outright watching them and reacting to them.
>Faggots trying to be fancy, but simply parroting the "it's not LE TRUE HRD and worse than oled".
>Techniggers doing fake tests.
The first two ones are self explanatory, but the third one is more insidious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB67B8LCorI
Skip to 3:50.
Not only the nigger is comparing it to 144-520hz high end monitors (granted, most are 144-165hz), he's also comparing them with the switch 2 at 60hz.
How was this done you ask? By comparing the pixel movement through an ufo test video.
How did they do it on the switch 2 you ask if it has not been jailbroken and the official filmware has no internet browser? Through a youtube video, which downclocks the screen to 60hz to save battery (because no jewtube video goes over that anyway) like any game that doesn't use the full 120hz would.
The video even literally admits to the downclocking around 4:50 even, "Switch 2 60hz IPS LCD"

i wonder why this thread is so dead right now
>half a dozen MKW vs crossworld threads suddenly pop up in the last few hours
oh

>>713838443
>>713837292
>>713837187
Not him but this "testing" seriously throws itself into the trash before it even starts. What fucking moron think's this is valid for even a half a fucking second?

>>713838657
he's also doing a smear campaign on uma musume threads (the ones that don't get deleted on sight due to crunchyroll jannies anyway)
he's quite busy today

>>713838657
>"This [non-nintendo product] will hurt nintendo this time for reals!"
These fags never learn

>>713838657
Reminder that crossworlds is 90$ but no one is talking about it

>>713839104
That shitpost drawing of Spongebob holding a copy of Nick All-Star Brawl, Gabe Newell introducing the Deck and a crying Mario with a watch aged like shit lol

>>713838657
>Sonic fans are still at it after Wonder destroyed Superstars and even Sega had to admit the game affected its sales

Is there a more delusional fanbase?

>>713839161
It's 50 bux bundled, only retards pay the tax.
>muh physical
That shit going be plugged 24/7 on console either way.

>>713818603 (OP)
>Switch 2 game sales are abysmal even there
kek

>>713839386
I wish I could be this delusional, would make life easier

>>713839467
>10k is a good number actually
lol

>>713839562
I only see 122k there at the top, but it's okay. Not everyone should be able to read, don't feel ashamed

>>713838657
I'm gonna laugh when if this game gets outsold by MK when it comes out lol

>>713839873
Japan fucking hates Sonic so thats an easy bet to take.

>>713839161
Kek remeber when people thought it was gonna be $40? Sega is insane for trying to charge 70 bucks, not even Frontiers was that expensive.

>>713839873
Just like when superstars outsold mario wonder. Just like when the sonic movies outsold the mario movie. Just like when frontiers outsold Mario odyssey

>>713836017
wtf
How
Why

Is our boy the one spamming threads on the catalog?

The original switch is gonna have a 20 year support cycle isn’t it? being a bare minimum hd console is enough for most games.

>ps5 finally moving units
>theyre already gearing up for ps6
hehe

>>713840291
They are going to port both games to Steam and Switch. Trust the vision, Build the road, Deliver the package.

>>713839161
They get a pass because it's not a nintendo game. Let's also ignore the fact Sega got away with selling the switch 2 port of sonic x shadow generations at full price with no way to upgrade from the S1 port

>>713840537
I imagine some indies will probably market their games as being available on S1, it'll work really well on a kid whose first vidya experience was on the original and they're now 20 years old

>retards overhyping PS6 when PS5 have fuck all.

I really hope that GTA get another delay.

>>713840896
No one complained when they did that with P5R's ps5 version

>>713841234
The PS5 emulator will be fully ready by the time it comes out.

>>713841234
I hope they announce a Switch 2 version for the ultimate seethe.

>>713841325
Likelier than Persona 6 coming to Switch 2

>>713841403
Remake Purseowner is coming later to switch 2.

Persona staff don't really like Nintendo.

>>713838443
The worst thing is people think it's legit because it's a "serious" channel otherwise

>>713838443
wonder at which point these retards are inevitably going to get sued for defamation and misinfo spread, only to become martyrs yet again among the NDS niggers

>>713838657
Funniest thing about this is that this game is gonna sell the best on Switch 1/2 lol.
Because on Steam the pre-orders are looking pretty rough, not even in the top 100 best sellers.

>>713832894
>schizo finally fucks off in fear of kiwifags
>famitsu threads slowly lose steam until they can die in peace
A strange and bittersweet end, if it were to pass.

>>713841403
SEGA sales leaked, when Persona came to sales increased a lot

>>713843317
As much as poking the schizo is fun, it would be nice if we just had quiet threads like once per week, twice at most. Sure, it would be a lot slower, but at least there'd be more discussion instead of having to divert attention to pushing the local schizos to aneurysm.

>>713843560
Yeah, and they don't give a shit because Reload and Refantazio didn't get Switch releases even though both looked worse than SMTV

So, Clair obscure and Stellar blade ports are pretty much confirmed at this point right?

Feels like that missing release window is quite dumb.

>>713843317
Pretty much all antijapan threads slowed down or outright got archived from how dead they were, even the CH glownigger one got dropped off the catalog despite him being especially active in those.
The only exception is one MKW tracks thread and the switch vs deck thread, which got different autismos arguing, but even those slowed down massively.
The comfy switch 2 thread also hasn't been raided yet.
Did he faint? Did he get pulled by his glowie handlers? Did he run to them like a bitch to cry about the kiwi thread?
Did he finally off himself? He did threaten to do it when the top 10 dropped.

>>713843936
Probably the kiwi fear

>>713844478
do those nigs sw*t you or something? why did he shit his pants over that of all things

>>713844478
>Has done stuff like posting cheese pizza and getting away with it multiple times
Geeze, I wonder why they started looking at him.

>>713844805
Don't forget they already have a starting point due to the monkey happily and loudly bragging about being friends with someone on the moderation team protecting his ass over that.

>>713844935
>The site went down 1 week after he posted that
And his first instinct was to go to the alt sites and continue to post the same drivel.

>>713825326
But anon, MARIO KART
Real talk I think a lot of Nintendo fans are self conscious about being Nintendo fans and seethe at Nintendo in the hope no one will call them consumerist sheep or whatever.

>>713843734
These threads can be pretty educational so I hope they continue.

>>713846035
all things considered, they can be educational even without glowniggers intentionally trying to stir the pot

>>713844935
Macaco doesn't use trips, that's eric

>>713834940
LOL

>time stranger releasing almost same time as Pokeyman
>No switch port

That going hurt.

>>713848705
Digimon sells best on Nintendo systems. There's really no excuse.

>>713848705
I don't get why they're so insistent of keeping Digimon a thing. Does it still make money?

I posted >>713843936 in an attempt to summon the favela nigger in case he had taken a nap or something.
But no, the antijapan spam seems to have actually completely ceased for now, so either he fucking fainted from seething for nearly 30 hours straight, or actually offed himself.

>>713848705
I'm buying both so whatever.

>>713848705
That's the Bandai way, baby.

>>713848813
He's genuinely terrified of Kiwifarms. It was right there in front of us.
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/679572006/#679576506

>>713848792
TGC doing great and cyber sluts got ton of attention after ports, also new anime coming soon.

Doing better than ever.

>>713848792
They have periods of nothing going on except token Virtual Pet releases and periods where Bandai remembers it's their own original IP and try to push it again. Currently we are in a period where Bandai is trying again with their own property.

what's the guess for the other two transformation for DK in bananza? they seem to make the transformation a skill for traversal so i think its gonna be
>water movement transformation (turtle, or swordfish)
>digging (armadillo or mole)

>>713848792
It unironically makes AAa (2 and half A) money with borderline indie dev costs.
It's not a household name, but stopping would be the second stupidest thing sega has done so far right behind allowing PSO2 to die, and frankly after that it's likely they have a reason to make digimon sexier and appeal to japan directly, as it's worked so far and NOT doing that was what killed PSO2.

>>713818603 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)

>>713849282
>sega
Digimon is Bandai's.

>>713849362
Brain fart happened.
Though the revenue still applies, as I remember seeing financial reports in these threads a while back about that.
However in that case I'm actually surprised harada is not shitting it up, or is he actually not being allowed near it?

>>713849225
Human. Turns into not!Mario with a giant hammer.

>>713849536
Digiman is handled by toy division not vidya. Fact that games are outsourced should tell you.

>>713849656
>the only way bamco can make a good game now is by fucking outsourcing it
fucking grim

>>713849536
Digimon's biggest strength is its multi-media ability. We have
>New anime coming out
>New game that's been in turbo dev hell coming out
>The card game
>The toys like the V-Pet, model kits, etc
And other miscellaneous stuff so if one screws up the others can make up for it.

>>713849553
>there's a giant HUMAN in a chair underneath the earth that grants powers
KINO

>>713848813
even the mario kart update seethe seems to have completely stopped
this is unironically unprecedented
even his week during the astro turf cuckening by 2hu was not this sudden, he simply argued with the 2hu schizos, they were too strong for his ass, and he was on and off for the following hours, probably in a half-awake state struggling to not faint, until he passed out for just 3 hours and went back at it

I think our boy is back.

>>713849225
>>digging
Kind of pointless when Kong Bananza is already a better digger.

>>713849882
where?

>>713850030
>moving through the earth
>BUT FASTER
like swimming through the earth

>>713850138
In some other threads, but I don't know which one it is.

WOKE UP THIS MOHNIN
NINTENDO FUCKIN WON
THE INDUSTRY SAYS MARIO IS THE CHOSEN ONE

>>713849225
One is gonna be a crocodile

>>713850423
>it's the ending
>you transform into a version of King K Rool
YES!!

>>713850423
That might be the one that gets added for the final boss.
The two that we will get before the final boss are probably going to be the elephant and the giraffe.

>>713850138
>>713850210
A thread called "How did Nintendo fuck this up so bad?" has appeared, he may not be fucking dead after all.
He may be taking 5 min naps from the exhaustion.

>>713849882
Seems he's making threads again.

>>713851340
>People instantly bring up KW.
Talk about fucking ruthless.

>>713818603 (OP)
>Switch 2 – 140.026 (1.241.162)
>Switch – 12.769 (35.778.108)
>PlayStation 5 – 6.006 (6.902.946)
Snoyggers get the rope lmao

>>713851783
It's almost like if acting like an unlikeable sperg means people will end up fucking hating you.

>>713851783
This might be what finally gets him out of here

>>713851783
It's been coming for a long time.

>>713852045
feels schizos are like roaches, would it really?

>>713852289
We have people in these threads sometimes pretending to be him. It's grim.

>>713852045
>oh no, not the nerds behind a keyboard
Dude is borderline crazy or maybe underage, you think he cares about a bunch of nerds behind a keyboard?

>>713852785
What?

Ok, so, he just used his own catchphrase against someone who is supposed to have his same beliefs that Mario Kart World is bad now.

>>713851340
I wonder what's going to be the next anti-nintendo cope when that MKW "drama" dies out. At this point they can just make up anything out of their asses and morons will eat it up

With information being gathered let’s take a moment to remember the times that we have shared with our dear insane macaco. Post your favorite screenshots whether it is of his antics or of him getting btfo like the one saying he doesn’t have pattern recognition

>>713853135
The current meta is to use his catchphrases against him. It really ticks him off.

>>713853151
He's going to start getting very, very angry about Mini-Pauline.

>>713831270
Kek underrated

>>713853151
It's gonna be Prime 4 related

>>713853205
Funny for me because it was the first time he made this particular slip.

>>713853205
Hard to beat this one.

>>713836017
Every grifter that hates Nintendo and bought Death Stranding 2 still put money in Nintendo's pocket.

>>713849225
There's a layer that might be populated with elephants (notice all of them are african animals), so that. I'm guessing the last one is crocodile.

>>713851783
>KW
What?

Sometimes I wonder what goes inside the mind of schizos and how they think they are fooling anyone

>>713854612
Behold
>>713832894

>>713835393
Xbox is just so boring now. Not even bad, just boring.

Hi-Fi Rush was like the one cool game they've made these last few years and they gave the studio the middle finger.
Meanwhile 343 gets another chance after fucking up Halo 3 times in a row.

>Almost July and no direct announcement

Anime expo going have few games but mostly weeb stuff.

>>713832894
He is the lore image
And here is the link for the /v/ archives if anyone cares
https://arch.b4k.dev

>>713854440
yeah thats snoys and the youtube grifters the past two weeks

>>713818603 (OP)

Who are the 28 people that are still buying PS4s lol?

Cultural phenomenon they said

>>713853205
Him unironically admitting he thinks the "slit ur throar" spam is actually intimidating has been really funny

There is a Donkey Kong Bananza hate thread currently active right now.

>>713855786
>kratos
LMAO
replace him with Master chief or COD4 army man

>>713854440
the death stranding series is just a meme factory

>>713832894
This is when mods banned Famitsu threads for flamewar

>>713844935
>>713845168
And don't forget, when 4chan came back, the mod he's butt buddies was with was still deleting Famitsu threads, it was only when some /v/irgin called his bluff about posting in /biz/ that it got the attention of other mods and the threads stopped being deleted.

>>713832894
And this is when the schizo went on a frenzy because some mod turned into his personal lapdog and started banned Famitsu threads

>>713818603 (OP)
The new MKW update actually killed it. Look at this. Only a 1/3 of a lobby full after the update. I wont even be surprised if MK8D surpasses it next week.

>>713855786
Zzz still earns more than every non gacha dev

>>713832894
If this is real and not just bullshit, you better have a distinction between macaco and eric, because they've both been separately doxxed

>>713856415
qrd?

>>713853205
i've got a bunch

>>713832894
This is him letting his trip on by accident while samefagging
Recently they are trying to create boogeymen to push the narrative of "Nintendo fans are the new Sony fans" or "Nintendo fans are just as bad as Sony fans now" when it's just samefagging

>>713853205
they should contact me for my folder

>>713833920
You left out an important part of the death threat thing, he was screaming about wanting to murder children because they played a switch or switch 2

How much mental illness has been going on?

>>713856567
Macaco is a nickname for a brazillian retard who has never fully doxxed himself, but has had his location outed as brazil on multiple occasions in multiple ways, and possibly uploaded a pic of his own face once.

Eric is some dude from the northwestern US who was initially known as blunderfag before accidentally leaving his youtube username in a screenshot he took while trying to defend mighty number 9 of all things because he saw mighty number 9 vs mega man 11 as a proxy fight between sony and nintendo, and the email from his youtube account lead to all kinds of things, such as his reddit, and various other social media profiles. We also had someone who knew him irl drop details on him, substantiating his claims as legit through pictures of Eric that weren't on any of his social media profiles, and were clearly more recent than the ones we had of him.

>>713856897
he's been busy with MKW doom posting so not much.

>>713856714
>327 replies
>99% of which are him replying to himself, cycling through variations of "tendies btfo!"
Jesus

>>713853205
last one, but i have more. I don't want to get slapped with a ban for spamming.

>>713855896
>It's woke!
>Nuke Japan
>Pedo projections
Yeah it's him. He's seriously avoiding this thread because he's got a target on his back.

>>713857063
>1 minute apart
>327 minutes
>5 hours of seething

>>713856567
>>713856919
He also as multiple Funnyjunk accounts named after his trips where he posts the same anti Nintendo copypastas
Funnyjunk users also hate him there

>>713857284
He used multiple devices

>>713857285
*Had
Dunno if he got banned, or deleted them once he couldn't damage control his identity getting out since people would just call him eric and he'd flip out and block them, but the accounts are gone.

>>713844935
On December of 2024 I posted in one of his threads and he immediately called me "Dragonirian" (one of his boogeymen) and when I replied to him some mod banned for a month for ban evasion when I wasn't even ban evading
But here is the thing: when reporting someone there's no specific option for ban evasion so the mod was literally obeying the schizo's orders

>>713840291
Because "Nintendo Pictures" used to be called "Dynamo Pictures" before Nintendo bought it (last year IIRC). Kojima used Dynamo Pictures for the motion capture of the first game, and when Nintendo bought them either the motion capture had already been done, or they had to honor existing contracts and do the work.

Or they just might let other external studios still use them, since it's apparently a pretty big studio.

>>713857096
My favourite thing that schizos do is they create another person to claim they're the one posting against them. Seems oddly consistent a thing.

>>713824408
oh dang
my bro got a ps5, should I tell him to lay it horizontally?

>>713857992
I caught a 1 month ban, and then somehow got punished with a permaban for appealing it, something I'm absolutely sure isn't in the rules, and needed to wait 4 months until a competent mod saw my appeal and undid it, all for telling eric to go back to funnyjunk

>>713858048
It's not gonna make the seal last any longer, but it's far more prone to leaking if the seal is damaged/degraded if it's vertical

>>713858048
yes, and make sure its in a fully open area with proper air circulation

>>713858257
Why does Sony like the Switch so much?

>>713855786
Steve is honorary 2010s, replace the skeleton with Steve

>>713858142
This situation reminds me of Resetera
Same shit where mods encouraged and protected the Sony schizos just to ban the Japan sales thread because Sony not being at the top really hurt their fee-fees
They are the same everywhere

>>713857285
That was priceless that someone found his funnyjunk account dude was beyond pathetic.

I have an idea.
Let's go into the Bananza thread and talk about how cool the new DK is.
And turn all of our boy's catchphrases on their heads.

>there are rumours the PS5 price will increase in India
Now everything makes sense

>>713859347
from 1 million rupees to to 2 million rupees?

>>713859458
What?

So I suppose they're just gonna drop the top 30 at a random time one of these days then(?)

>>713858126
>It's coming out next month
Man, this was one of my fever dream Switch ports. So excited for it.
especially because this could lead to a Gravity Rush port

>>713860467
i thought their money is like Zimbabwe's money

>>713860717
>ape escape games
>tokyo jungle games
>wild arms games
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>>713858126
Now do one for pic related, Sony.

>>713860879
Freedom Wars got a port
it's only a matter of time

>>713858321
Actually your pic related wasn't because sony wanted, the holders of the Baseball league realized that a sport game being exclusive of one console was RETARDED so they "negotiate" (read: FORCE) with Sony abd made it multiplat. This happened some gens ago.

>>713860930
The port was a failure in all the consoles and steam, though.

>>713861179
but it was easy money, i bet it cost them 10k at most

Our boy is back in the Bananza thread.

>>713861179
What about code vein?

>>713861285
That one is up to Bamco, they have complete ownership over it. Sony doesn't have any power over code vein.

>>713860846
>LocoRoco collection
>The Legend of Dragoon
>Shadow of the Colossus even though it'd be the PS4 version, sadly

>>713861419
Not sure about this one, they have a massive butthurt with Nintendo ,but PS is awful for weeb games on current state.

>>713858126
>bandai namco is going to dig up dead sony ips, and port them to current gen platforms
What game do they need to port next, in order for you to forgive them for pic related?

>>713861285
>>713862446
>code vein
It's amusing how it goes on sale on Gamestop for 5 dollars pretty often. It's 10 dollars right now, but give it a few weeks, and it'll be $4.99 again.
https://www.gamestop.com/video-games/products/code-vein/10149682.html

>>713862849
It sold well enough for bandai do a sequel, let's see if sticks.

>>713840717
The value proposition for the PS6 is going to be abysmal if the PS5 is anything to go by. Sony should be trying to make the current non-hardcore snoys happy with their purchase before moving on to the PS6.

>>713818603 (OP)
Imagine buying a Shitch 2 with the worst LCD on the market

>>713861278
Does the Tendie need a diaper change?

>>713863272
>>713863420
There you are, anything you would like to share with our Kiwifarms friends?

>>713843560
The snoys in high positions within JP 3rd party publishers are going to do the old: late port to Nintendo platforms so that it doesn't become obvious that we have to cater to Nintendo and make daddy Sony mad.

oh no no no no no no tendiebros did we get too cocky?

>>713863509
People who buy Cyberpunk deserve to suffer for buying a bad game. It could run in 8k 240fps, and it'd still be a bad game.

why the fuck is raidou selling more on the shitch, this is bullshit

>>713863613
You sound angry.

>>713863509
No one here is your 'bro'. Get a grip.

Ack--!

>>713863846
bro....

>>713863852
i need to shitpost them more, that'll make them go bankrupt.

>>713818987
Not even Sony sabotaging their own hardware with the liquid metal fault to get people to rebuy the console can beat switch sales

>>713863272
Meanwhile in reality the PS5 is so badly made it melts.
>>713824408

>Zelda seethe thread
It's like he never left.

>>713864250
Making a Zelda seethe thread is kind of like waving the white flag for him -- at least for a short while.

>>713839873
Nah, the victory would it be getting outsold by Air Riders

>>713831847
What I don't understand is why they downclock it to 60Hz. Is there any particular reason on why they do it?

>>713862446
bamco doesn't hate nintendo, they seem to actually really like them
harada hates nintendo, and that's a problem when he seems to have a lot of control over bamco as a whole

>>713864813
cause the testing video is from youtube

>>713864813
2 months ago I would have told you it was a simple oversight due to being unable to put the ufo test on the switch 2 screen in any other way.
After the bullshit since then? Nah it was absofuckinglutely intentional sabotage on the tests to try fuck over nintendo.

>>713864813
Switch 2 don't have exploit nor browser to let people do the ufo test and they did with youtube video.

Shit is pure rage bait.

>>713864926
>>713865070
Switch 2 can actually use an "exploit" to access the unofficial browser though. I saw someone tried to play gamepass on it (failed anyway because the browser isn't supported).

>>713865226
the problem with that theory is the test videos explicitly point out the screen was downclocked to 60hz, at least the hardware unboxed one does
that means either two things, they tested it on youtube which downclocks the screen for battery life, or they did test it on the browser but that also hardlocked the screen down to 60hz

Playstation: The only place to play all the absolute worst games of the generation

>>713865860
My point is that they actually have no reasons to downclock the display to 60Hz if lack of browser is the problem. I thought downclocking it to 60Hz is the standard, but apparently it is not?

>>713866089
>I thought downclocking it to 60Hz is the standard, but apparently it is not?
its not, the other monitors used to compare the switch 2 are ran at their native speeds of anywhere from 144 to 500 hz, plus the amd/nvidia tech to reduce latency even further if applicable

>>713866162
They did the ufo test in 60Hz too to be fair. Their response time test was dishonest as fuck though. They should have downlocked it to 60Hz for everyone else and test all of them with youtube video to make it fairer.

>>713866401
oh yeah i was talking about the latency test primarily

>>713866485
You couldn't afford it if you tried, macaco

>Switch 2 screen is only 360p upscaled
>Switch 2 screen have shit latency

So, what going be the next one?

>>713865971
>that image
I guess I'd have to go with Concord, as it lost the most money. But fucking hell, that was quite a year.

>>713866749
>Nintendo brick Switch 2 for using MIG cart

>>713866902
Being fair, you need be retarded to use pirated anything online and right off the bat on a new system.

Sure DS flashcarts did work on 3ds, but come on.

QRD on the screen controversy to someone who's not tech-savvy?

>>713856297
It works on my machine

>>713867000
Tests were done wrong on purpose, not mention huge ass bias by using top shelf screens to compare

>>713866749
>Just ignore the criticism bro they aren't real if you pretend it's just snoy misinfo

>>713867229
New tendie cope just dropped
>>713867000
Basically the switch 2 has a very outdated and cheap LCD screen to save on costs and battery life

>>713866980
>Sure DS flashcarts did work on 3ds, but come on.
and people also got their consoles banned for playing sun and moon when it leaked early

>>713866902
Fucking insane that people are crying over this one lmao.
>wahhh wdym Nintendo doesn't want people to play games for free wahhh

>>713866980
All of them played the games offline, but apparently Nintendo somehow found a way to know which one used the real cart which one used MIG cart, so when their Switch 2es connected to the internet, Nintendo banned them. I think using MIG cart is basically over though, since Nintendo can just buy their newest cart and ban it again.
> right off the bat on a new system.
But yeah, should haven't done it this soon.

>>713867419
Actual leaker got away scot free funny enough.

People have that itch to own nintendo somehow, either with pirate or emulating, pure ego stroking.

>>713866980
Gotta love how migfags were bragging about playing S1 games for free on the switch 2 only to get console banned lol

>>713867716
>liked Nintendo consoles because of pokemon
>didn't have any money, so I pirated them
>finally got money and bought 3DS (still pirated the games though)
>finally bought Switch and only to find out Pokemon games have changed to something that I dislike
>becomes Xenoblade fans instead
It was a hell ride experience.

>>713867284
Meds

>>713867908
>Brag to whole internet about playing switch game that is unreleased in emulators
>Said emulators get nuked from orbit because dumbfucks were sharing game around.

>>713868032
I speak objective facts since I am not a tendie

>>713868050
Pirate scene has changed to something that I couldn't recognize anymore. Like, literally a decade ago I don't think people will brag it in public.

>>713868050
>>713868181
Piracy has undergone a transformation where now it's "morally righteous" because muh corpos so people openly brag about it, then get sued.

>>713868181
People would immediately tell you to fuck off and find rom somewhere and any implication would net you a ban, now every dumbfuck share stuff or get mouthfeed easy.

Then complain about muh ebil company.

>>713868115
Meds

>>713868473
Did you take them today champ?

>>713868181
Back then piratebros would actually discuss the games they're playing instead of "LMAO I GOT IT FOR FREE. IMAGINE SPENDING MONEY ON THIS". I'll never understand piracy bragging, if you bragged to normies about this you'd get laughed at and get called a broke nigga

>>713868539
You'd still get called a broke nigga if you pirate indie games.

>>713868539
>went to the chinese market
>got some bootleg DVD of PS2 games
>get a bootleg PS2 that can play burned DVDs
>tell my friends about it
>they ask me which game i got
>show them a binder full of DVDs with handwritten names on them
>they look at me weird

>>713868539
People used to share CD keys and software back and forth, but yeah they never bragged about it.

>>713869141
poor winrar

>>713868181
I remember seeing that go-to forum(not gonna name) listed as a legit review site nowadays when back in mid 2000s it the ground zero of wii/ds modification and piracy. But back then people are so discreet with the discussion that for outsider, everyone was just "playing homebrew". If people back then are as retarded as the nu-pirates, that forum would been nuked by Nintendo even before 2010.

>>713869607
People think emulation is untouchable because of court decisions from 25 years ago, when all it takes is the wrong case in front of the wrong judge to upend all that.

So is the top 30 happening any time soon?

>>713870879
Weird it hasn't yet.

>>713870192
That's an echo chamber for you. I think even emu devs forgot that they were not untouchable because of that. Yuzu dev is still one of the dumbest emu devs that we ever have, and I hate them because it kills Ryuujinx together with them.
Your average emulator users will be still obnoxious but the devs are getting cautious nowadays.

>>713833920
>>Glowinigger + antijapan agenda
>>Pro-Korea and China and vehemently antijapanese
fix'd.
No hyphen. Don't capitalize the 'J'.
just
antijapan.
tyvm.
Otherwise
eric also has an obsession with threatening to slit throats. (possible cartel/glownigger threat?)
actively works with ngtranny (nogamestranny, aka actranny [armoredcoretranny] )
only shills games to push antinintendo or antijapanese agendas. instantly dropping them when this no longer works due to ports or poor sales.

>>713836123
>>713836017
Man, that's really fucking wack.
WTFH are these guys even doing anyhow?
Making inhouse movies for nintendo? mo-cap for their games?

>>713839161
>Reminder that crossworlds is 90$ but no one is talking about it
the fuck? where?
And how many are seething over sega '''normalizing''' 90$ games?

>>713849553
This will be more cursed than the ostrich form.
I hate the idea.

>>713873768
Zero. Sonicfags are justifying the $90 pricetag because it comes with spongebob

>>713873768
it's 70 with an early access pass being 90

>>713873942
personally, there's not enough hate for these advanced access deals

>>713873630
Nintendo bought dynamo for expertise in 3d animation and mocap, people always look for anime but they are assistant studio rather than actual main staff.

They been hiring ton of people but don't seems to have bigger plans for it, I mean, it's cheaper just license whatever IP rather than doing it by itself.

Konami did open an animation studio from scratch tho, and currently working on Yugioh OGC.

>>713874124
>mocap
they'll make the next Zelda even more cinematic, won't they

>>713873942
>buy our ultra ultimate deluxe edition and you can play the game 1-5 days early!
>fucking pay piggy slut
....the future really is just so fucking grim holy shit. Who started this vile shit? Surely doom dark ages wasn't the first.

>>713874124
so they are basically another development support team, with limited leasing out. Interesting. Curious to see how it pays off.

>>713874239
They have been using mocap since OOT boyo, nothing new.

And Xenoblade cutscenes are also mocapped.

>>713868287
Funny part is how shocked they acted when it happens like winning the lotto and telling everyone only to be surprised you got held at gun point.

>>713874295
They worked on pikmin shorts but don't really have staff or manpower for full blown anime.

People making such huge fuzz about it is quite dumb. People would murder to get hands on any Nintendo IP.

>>713874842
>somehow or another Nintendo purchase kyoAni
>mfw Xenoblade trilogy animated by kyoAni

>>713874842
I mean companies. Which reminds me they actually own kirby animation studio, warpstar inc with HAL.

But I can't imagine Nintendo working on any anime, FE got manga on Jump+ but really doubt they going license anything big that soon, movies are bigger deal and more profitable.

And Keep /a/ safe from /v/ shitpost.

>>713824498
Do you have the edit of this where she says "this is a threat, have a nice day!"

>>713873942
Lmao no way a Sonic spinoff does well at fucking $70, no amount of seething at MKW is gonna change that.

Famicom club got a whole ova episode but everyone completely ignored it, maybe because you actually need play the game first.

>>713875049
Man Future Redeemed was so fucking GOOD.

>>713875302
thank god for steam charts
we'll get to see how great (or not) it'll do

>>713848705
If it ultimately doesn't actually release on the Switch, I'll just get it on PC even though I would have preferred it on the Switch.
I almost don't believe it though. Every single Digimon Story game to date has a handheld release. Time Stranger will the first exception if it doesn't get a Switch release.

>>713873942
The season pass only adding 6 tracks is insane. Even ignoring Nick Slop I can’t imagine paying $20 for 6 new tracks

4 u

>>713876801
lmao Can you do one with Astrobot?

>>713876801
Poor crash didn't deserve his death.

Eric doesnt exist