Thread 713828503

>highly rated game
>sold like shit
what happened?

Nobody under 30 gives a shit about Indiana Jones

>>713828503 (OP)
did it? it's getting a DLC in september

>>713828810
stellar blade had more reviews within a few hours

Imagine having two failed movie reboots and your fanbase's average age is 50+. Now try to find any overlap with the 20-30 year old gaming fanbase when the last Uncharted was a bunch of ports 10 years ago.

Actually good

>>713828579
I’m 28 and watched crystal skull. Honestly I had fun with it, solid game

>>713828579
i'm 36 and could not give a flying fuck about grandpa jones

>>713828503 (OP)
xbox pass is too strong

its a good game btw

>highly rated
it was shilled

Played it on gamepass. Good game

I played it on gamepass
I'll buy it when it drops to around $40

>>713828891
different demographics. casual console gamers bought it, like my dad and uncle
pretty sure it was on gamepass too

>>713829024
seethe

>>713828503 (OP)
I'm going to punch the fash out of you you flipping ahole

>>713828503 (OP)
>>sold like shit
It sold 10 million copies.

>>713829242
>t. todd howard

>>713828503 (OP)
There was a false rumour going around that it was woke

>>713828579
this, it's a good game but if you don't like indiana jones it's pretty boring

>>713828920
I can imagine that, good thing it never happened to Indiana Jones

played this in VR, its amazing

>>713829097
Good goy

It's not perfect but I enjoyed it.

>>713828503 (OP)
I said it upon release and I'll say it again now: this piece of shit is the epitome of being boring and uninspired tie-in movie corporate slop. It feels like a game from 2014 and I mean that negatively. It does not respect your time, trivial events are dragged out in 3+ minute long cutscenes with these uncanny motherfuckers mugging for the camera with their spongy skinsuit faces and weird floating clothes that seem to hover a few inches off their bodies. The stealth is abysmal, the controls jank, the AI retarded, but the quest design is absolutely fucking insulting. Example: in the Vatican I overheard that a kid had been beaten up and locked up, so I went and investigated the barracks in a restricted area (using the dogshit stealth the entire time), and found a locked jail door. There was a keyring on the wall, but no keys on it. After about half an hour of me searching every single place and being forced to beat the guys up, I left and wandered around before finally stumbling upon the archeologist who's boy servant had been taken, therefore formally initiating the quest. I got back to the barracks. Still no key. You need to GO INTO THE JOURNAL (a clunky as shit system on it's own) AND MANUALLY TRACK THE QUEST. The key appeared on the ring magically and a fat fuck enemy you need to do power punches appeared with it. THEN you can open the jail door. Were they fucking serious with this quest system? Todd??? How can any faggot on earth call this an immersive sim when it fundamentally lacks the freeform nature of an immersive sim?? There's no FUCKING IMMERSION.

>>713828995
im 27 and I didn't really like the crystal skull over the other 3.

Dogshit game that requires multiple inputs to open doors. Total bullshit on a fundamental level.

>>713828503 (OP)
Xbox release

>>713829626
>respect your time,
kill all redditors and zoomers

>>713829626
i dont care about your ai slop tweet

>Get to siam
>Game enjoyment plummets
>Not to mention the awful boat texture pop in

Raiders > Temple > Crusade > Skull

>>713828503 (OP)
My favorite parts were the multiple strong feminist female girlboss characters with no romantic ties or children who lectured Indianna Jones about Stolen Land and Stolen History and made you put your relics into a box for the native peoples museums.

Being lectured by the leftist writers self inserts is exactly what people want when they buy an Indianna Jones game.

>>713829097
>I'll buy it when it drops to around $4
fixed

as an Indy fanboy this game was a dream come true, it delivered big time and then some.

80 bux is the only answer to all these shitty fucking threads

>>713829939
You mean the ending of the game that you would only have seen after finishing it and was nowhere to be seen during the marketing?

>>713828503 (OP)
It was woke.

>>713828503 (OP)
Only pathetic loser Gen Xers give a shit about this glorified kike power fantasy

>>713828503 (OP)
They pushed the 'punch nazis' advertising angle and most people interested in indiana jones are nazis(forma da 2025) so it backfired.

>>713832405
It's really crazy how the most blatant anti Nazi propaganda ever completely failed to influence anyone.

Nobody who's not a zogbot gives a shit about jewndiana jewnes

that the Indy brand had been poison since Crystal Skull did the game no favors. I'm always so thankful that the Ghostbusters game came out way before the 2016 movie and the other slop.

>>713828503 (OP)
>boomer IP
I'm 30 and even at my age few people care about Indiana Jones unless they enjoy old movies. Which is a real shame because the original Indy trilogy has a lot of charm and Great Circle is a phenomenal adaptation of the source material.
>first-person
Player engagement studies consistently show that audiences are more engaged when they can see a face/character model on the screen. Though again, I think the first-person perspective gives the semi-stealth-and-fisticuffs gameplay a more emergent and interesting flow. You wouldn't have the same mad scramble for a blunt implement after your last one broke if it was third-person.
>poor marketing
"Punching Nazis" sounds like a woke left talking point. "We want to introduce Indiana Jones to a modern audience" sounds like woke left inclusivity. You pretty much have to market your game by low-key negging your audience and preying on chud insecurities. Say something like "modern gaming is full of insincere millennial writing where you spend more time watching animations than playing the game, we wanted to return to classic action movie dialogue and focus on gameplay where you actually get to play the game" and all the chuds will fall for it.

I recently rewatched these movies and they're just cheap jewish revenge porn, deleted this garbage immediately.

>>713829024
>seethe
Isn't this guy in his 40s? Do some people just feel no shame whatsoever in sounding/arguing like a retarded teenager?

>>713828503 (OP)
it was on gamepass, entertaining game overall
dialogue could have been better
gameplay was fine, not a big fan of how it played but went in for the story/adventure.
Still nothing ever comes close to Fate of atlantis, maybe one day.

>>713828503 (OP)
I'll believe microsoft releasing another console that will allow me to play my xbox library from disc into the future when I fucking see it. Until then I'm not spending anything more than 5 bucks on their system.

>>713832510
When you cast too wide a net, you destroy the meaning of the word. Antisemite is well on its way to a similar meaninglessness.

>>713833118
It’s not “chuds’” fault Indiana Jones was never about “punchin nazis” and that they were incidental to the adventure of the first movie and a retread after Temple of Doom floundered in the third movie. Also MachineGames are a bunch of faggot Swedes that turned Wolfenstein into the most DEI garbage franchise possible associating fighting Nazis with being some pinko liberal faggot. And them making a 3D brawler and platformer a FPS was retarded because they were lazy retards that just wanted to flip assets. The “chuds” are not to blame because a studio cultivated a hostile relationship with their actual customer base kneeling to liberal faggotry until a good will was irrevocably gone.

Troy Baker was a bad choice for Indiana and it sullied my entire experience with the game. Also that whole first Vatican level sucked asscheeks and was a bitch to travel around.

>>713833774
Most people top out mentally at their late teens and stay that way. That's why the masses think travel is some enlightening experience and leftism is le good guys

>>713828503 (OP)
that "franchise" has been a complete joke even in the movie sphere for a very long time

people just don't care much about it, that's all there really is to it

>>713829939
>Try to read note found in tomb
>Italian woman keeps yelling in my ear about hints

>>713828503 (OP)
When you get woke, you lose sales.

>>713828503 (OP)
highly rated? its the same score ac shadows have

>>713828579
Im over 30 and dont give a shit

>>713828503 (OP)
>walking simulator pretending to be a game
customers don't like false advertising no matter how much critics love it

>>713829626
> It does not respect your time
neither do you with that long ass post

>>713834005
>Indiana Jones was never about “punchin nazis”
lol
what

>>713828503 (OP)
2woke

>>713828503 (OP)
Gaypass happened

>>713833774
>Do some people just feel no shame whatsoever
have you not been paying attention the past 2 or so decades?

>>713834005
>Indiana Jones was never about “punchin nazis” and that they were incidental to the adventure of the first movie
Yes, but that's clearly not how audiences received it at the time considering Temple of Doom was polarizing while Last Crusade is the fan favorite. Clearly the original fandom associated the Indiana Jones brand with punching Nazis.

The rest of this is an unhinged chud rant essentially proving why I'm right about the marketing.

>>713828503 (OP)
Insane system requirements. Dead franchise.

>>713834948
and yet your game flopped, why is that?

>>713828503 (OP)
Good reviews on Steam isn't always a good thing. Sometimes a game gets positive ratings because not enough people even cared enough to play it (Silent Hill 2 Remake).

>>713835193
I explained why in my original post >>713833118 retard

>>713828503 (OP)
We like, we pirate it. Simple as.

>>713828503 (OP)
Wasn't it like 80 dollars?
I just played it on gamepass, because fuck that shit

Yeah it's real weird, journalists and influencers said it was good so why didn't gamers buy it?
How could they not trust highly respected journalists and influencers anymore?
It must be far right chud nazis like asmongold

>>713828503 (OP)
Most people can't run it on PC, nobody owns an Xbox, and it only recently came out on PS5. It is a really good game, but Disney also utterly ruined this franchise just like they did Star Wars.

>>713828503 (OP)
>first person
>over 100GB
>requires a super computer to run
Take one of each, I am feeling generous

>>713835015
>>713835470
rtx 2060 super is 6 years old

Who played this one?

>>713835738
Dont forget that textures and shadows still pop in despite the system requirements

>they actually added ability to disarm enemies with a whip
How long until they allow us to snatch weapons with a whip outright?

>>713833503
Pretty much all of Spielberg's movies are unwatchable once you know what intentions they carry. Only Jaws is really innocent.

>>713835813
It definitely doesn't run well on a 2060. I played on a 2080 TI and still had plenty of issues. The graphics are the current peak of the industry but the forced ray tracing means you really need a 3070 or above for it.

>>713828503 (OP)
>first person uncharted clone
>I don’t really care about Indy
yep that’ll do it

>>713828503 (OP)
there was no way to attach a battle pass to it or live service elements so Microsaar didn't give a shit about advertising it

>>713828503 (OP)
i have no idea why gives a shit about indiana jones under the age of 50
kind of like james bond, literally who cares

>>713828503 (OP)
Good game with a limited audience, but not so good that it’s a must play

>>713835916
Good game. I still prefer Infernal Machine though, it's a better classic Tomb Raider game than the entire Tomb Raider series.

We used to have games that sold like shit but later became cult classics, do we still have these? OP pic unrelated.

>>713836254
QRD?

>>713828579
*40
Nearly 20 years since the last movie. Over 30 for the last good one. I'm surprised this game even came out I figured Indiana Jones would have been cancelled by now for being a white guy stealing relics from browns.

>>713834948
see >>713836616
Now deepthroat the barrel of a shotgun

>>713837336
>white guy
*Jew*

>>713836919
>it's a better classic Tomb Raider game than the entire Tomb Raider series
Eh.
I remember the combat being truly awful in Infernal Machine, and that's comparing it to classic TR which also has pretty bad combat, but at least Lara's gymnastics can make most fights more bearable. It does have some nice exploration, though, and some of the puzzles are alright.

I'd say it sits somewhere in the middle. Not as good as classic TR's best, but nowhere near its worst either. Just a decent clone.

>>713828579
I'm 38 and the first three are good movies (never seent the others) but I don't give a flying fuck about the IP. If this were the 90s then MAYBE I'd rent the game from blockbuster but why the fuck would you buy this

>>713837336
> I'm surprised this game even came out I figured Indiana Jones would have been cancelled by now for being a white guy stealing relics from browns.
You just know some white bitch was talking shit about this to him in the latest movie

>>713833503
Only recently found out that Harrison Ford is Jewish.

>>713837715
>random carpenter doing work in spielbergs house
>oy vey you're also a jew and you're not half bad looking? Here's a multimillionair career spanning 50 years!
It's very obvious now

>>713828503 (OP)
mogged by real Nathan Drake patriots. Indiana Jones is for old faggots

>>713837693
>white bitch
*Jew*

>>713837336
It wasn't very good, but there was a movie like a year ago

>>713839402
white women are spiritually jewish, due to being so easy to manipulate

>>713839665
It's better than every other movie in the series except Raiders of the Lost Ark.

>>713828503 (OP)
Isn't it a movie game where you just follow the marker and press whatever button prompt is on the screen? Most active gamers don't play those.

>>713840278
It was terrible and boring m8, who are you trying to convince? No one gives a shit about it.

>>713828503 (OP)
Most good games fail. The unwashed masses of goyslop loving retards only want survival crafting, gachaslop, sportslop and streambait

>>713828503 (OP)
I never saw anyone play it or heard anyone talk about it after it came out but it's on Game Pass so why would you buy it?

>>713839087
Uncharted is a linear third person shooter, Indiana Jones is a first person immersive sim puzzle game. They're not even remotely comparable genres

>>713828503 (OP)
High ratings don't mean sales, if shit like that worked, then films nominated for awards would be widely viewed. Most of them aren't.

>>713828503 (OP)
Loved the game. Played on Gaypiss on PC since I have an unlimited gaypiss ultijew from 2019 using the duplication exploit (still works). Great game. Worth paying for, even if I didn't. Runs flawlessly at 4K with max settings on my 3090.

I don't think the Nazis would have imported hundreds of millions of muds into Europe had they been victorious

>>713841014
You talking about that thing where you could stack $1 codes for 4 years or something?

>>713828503 (OP)
How many people own a raytracing video card? I think this is yet another game from this studio with tech that can't be used by players. But while it was possible to play a downgraded version of Riddick, it's impossible for an RX580/1650 owner to play this game. And they are the majority.

>>713841139
>You talking about that thing where you could stack $1 codes for 4 years or something?
No, where you used the 1 dollar code, signed into a second account to duplicate the entitlements from the first and once the original account expired after a month the secondary account stayed active forever. Still works too.

>>713841196
Oh wow I thought they patched that forever ago. That's pretty cool.

>>713840910
>films nominated for awards would be widely viewed
Because film reviewers are all long-nose tribesmen and just promote Talmudic shit that most normies hate.

>le nazi punching wink wink
>>713836616
>then this creature shows up
They are never getting my money.

>>713828503 (OP)
Only woke idiots supported it and played it, hence the overrated rating and the low sales.
People decided that they don't want to review bomb it, instead they don't want to support the devs and the game will flop (better outcome than low ratings)

>>713828503 (OP)
Needs a high end video card. Looks more like a movie than a game what little I saw.

>>713829024
Todd was Executive Producer on the game lmao

>>713836616
Theres people out there that genuinely believed that this had zero affect on sales.

>>713828503 (OP)
>leftie activists rate woke "game" 10/10
>no one buys it
gamers are not dumb sheeple

>>713837459
core TR isn't about combat
Infernal Machine also wasn't about combat

Duck soup

>>713828503 (OP)
>what happened?

Disney killed public interest in the franchise. No video games or TV shows or cartoons for years then they make a really lousy movie, then these guys make a good game; but people figure its crap because they can't remember anything good about Indiana Jones since last millennium.

Marketing the strong female protagonist next to Indy probably hurt them too. She's not bad; but gamers are sick of being preached at.

>>713828503 (OP)
Maybe implying potential customers are "nazis" if they dont buy the game was bad for the marketing??

>>713828503 (OP)
I will forever hate Harrison Ford for blatantly selling out to murder Indiana Jones when he made Crystal Skull and years later Dial of Feminism. The most insulting thing is Harrison Ford said he likes Indiana Jones....yes enough to poison the image of the character.

Now in retrospect I can't stand the sight of Harrison Ford I can't watch any movies with him because all I see is a shitty sellout Jew. I hope he dies soon. He's done enough damage but I hope his death is a painful one same to his family.

As much as people blame Kathleen Kennedy remember you would get nowhere without Harrison Ford's approval. Indiana Jones IS Harrison Ford for better or worse. So I hate him more than that cunt.

>>713828503 (OP)
Nobody cares about Spielbergslop senpai

The world you've lived in was fake and gay

>>713831672
Indiana Jones has always been woke. He's essentially a bumbling incompetent male character in that he's a terrible archeologist.

And nobody gives a shit about fighting Nazis if anything given all the damage Jews have done to white nations in retrospect many whites are starting to understand why hating Jews is the correct thing to do. And I hope this time Jews truly are exterminated from this Earth.

>>713843383
If we're lucky he will die soon. Same to fat diabetic man George Lucas. And hope Kathleen Kennedy develops a disease that kills her and her shitty Jewish husband.

>>713836254
Not quite Jaws damaged the rep of sharks whch did lead to sharks being over killed and ruined the ocean ecosystem. Even Spielberg regretted the film for that harm he inspired.

But yeah Spielberg is not great and anyone else hated ET that film is grossly overrated up there with Cameron's Avatar.

>>713828503 (OP)
People who aren't into Indiana Jones don't care.
People who are into Indiana Jones don't want to see yet another (((modern))) rape of the franchise.

The only ones who played it are redditors who need the upvotes and virtuesignalling, or hardcore fans who are too retarded to tell this is yet another raping of the franchise

>>713828503 (OP)
Prefer Zorro. Shame the franchise is dead.

>>713830017
go on, we're listening

>>713836254
Is it woke of me to legitimately believe there were literally no good movies in general made before roughly 2007 or so?

>>713843758
George Lucas is based and pre-Disney movies had no subversive messaging.

>>713828503 (OP)
I liked the game until I got to chink jungle, I quit at the shootout in the hotel on both playthroughs I did.
I am a zoomer and have never watched the movies.
Also the path tracing was overrated as fuck and somehow looked worse than the regular rt.

>>713844585
The OT is literally about the Vietcong triumphing over the US military

>>713839836
That doesn't make them Jewish, Jews are top tier manipulators. Women are the useful idiots of Jews. And the annoying thing is women to this day still don't realize Jews fed them feminism and lead miserable lives which leads to them never acknowledging how they were duped so they continue to cycle until a country collapses.

Jews are masters of killing countries all they gotta do is give Women Rights.

>>713828503 (OP)
>Geriatric Jones: the soiled scholomo noseberg diaper
Hard pass

>>713833774
People with a low iq are mentally teenagers until they're grey and senile.

>>713828579
35 and never watched or played anything Indiana Jones. Don't care to look into it. Might watch the old movies some day but any movie-game adaption in either direction is going to be shit especially in this faggoty woke era so IDGAF.

>>713844710
That's based though. Fuck the zogbots.

>>713844585
George Lucas knew Kathleen Kennedy for FORTY YEARS before selling his studio to Disney and knew about her shitty agendas. He still demanded Kathleen Kennedy must never be fired for gross incompetence. Lucas is not based he's a piece of shit. And recently Lucas voted to keep Iger the man who continues funding horrible ideas for Star Wars like lesbian shit. Lucas is the fat piece of shit who destroyed Star Wars by ensuring it can never be handled by anyone with talent. So I hope he and his shitty fat daughters all die brutal deaths. Got no respect for a saboteur.

>>713837380
Once again, I already explained EXACTLY why the marketing failed in my original fucking post >>713833118. Fucking retards can't read.

>>713844162
>whch did lead to sharks being over killed and ruined the ocean ecosystem
This is a myth.

The idea sharks are endangered has little to no scientific basis. It originated with a documentary crew that had some trouble locating some sharks to film their documentary so they leapt to the conclusion it must be because they're endangered species and then the environmental advocacy groups just ran with that and so political decisions were made to mark them as endangered species.

Certainly the idea that Jaws inspired some sort of shark genocide is nonsense. There's no basis for that whatsoever.

>>713828503 (OP)
People aren't as interested in the franchise, the latest movie definitely didn't help create new fans. And as good as it overall was, I don't see the average person wanting to play a first-person game that leans more on stealth and is about solving puzzles; at least not at $70.

>>713835423
The only new games that are $80 MSRP for the base/standard version have been Mario Kart World and Outer Worlds 2. Indy was $70, +$30 for the version with some skins and the upcoming DLC.

>>713828579
22 and my favorite movie is the Last Crusade

>>713837304
>ET: let an illegal alien into your family
>Jurassic Park: profit motive bad if its evil faustian white man science, but okay if its for Universal Pictures and me personally
>Lincoln: america was an evil racist horrible slave nation, until a boring guy forced it not to be
>Saving Private Ryan: war is harrowing, cruel, leaves you with PTSD and takes a bit of yourself... but its still heroic and justified as long as you're killing those germanic monsters
>The Terminal: multiculturalism is not only possible, you can even create a real human community in an airport, the most temporary/liminal/multiethnic space of all
>Munich: cycles of violence are okay to continue as long as its for the legitimate state of israel
>Westside Story: we have always been a nation of immigrants, and while this leads to the odd fight, thats okay because diversity is what makes us special

>>713845206
>I don't see the average person wanting to play a first-person game that leans more on stealth and is about solving puzzles; at least not at $70.
Which is just fucking sad given how the stealth and puzzles are about as casually accessible as they can be.

>>713828503 (OP)
Played it for $1 on gamepass

>>713828503 (OP)
I refuse to punch nazis

*picks up phone*
*dials number*
*waits for someone to pick up*
Hello, yes? Is this the schizo posts I didn’t read store? It is? Good! I would like to purchase one >>713845439 please. How much do I owe you?

>>713841115
no nazi ever called me a nazi

>>713841115
No, they’d just have killed hundreds of millions of people.

>>713847471
do you have a trusted source for that? sounds like misinformation.

>>713828503 (OP)
Rewatched them all and thought they were all great except 2. Anyone here really complaining about them are usually subhuman seamonkey polfags asshurt that the nazis were actually the bad guys in this when they were handled well here instead of in inglorious bastards where that was just a jew fantasy. Game was kinda shit as it didn't have that writing spark the movies had.

>>713841674
Not directly, but these people are unable to create a good game.

>>713847656
How could you possibly think Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and Dial of Destiny was great but Temple of Doom wasn't?

I'm waiting for a physical PS5 version to be cheap before I play it.

>>713828503 (OP)
It's an OKayish game based on an irrelevant franchise. It's not like there's some deep, complex reason why it underperformed. It does a pretty good job of capturing the feel of a franchise from the 80s, but doesn't offer much for people who are not invested in the series.

>>713834230
>Vatican was bad

what the fuck
the vatican was the best part of the game

>>713847515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost

>>713834230
Just you wait til siam, you'll look back at the vatican fondly

>>713834005
Yeah you’re right. I used to fucking love Wolfenstein before they made it woke. Fucking Swedish niggers.

>>713828503 (OP)
>what happened?
Only the first 3 movies are good. Other than that mandatory RT, girlboss who lectures the professor and Indi doesn't kiss and bang any woman.

>>713849675
Wolfenstein was always woke because you kill Nazis

>>713834005
>Indiana Jones was never about “punchin nazis”
Yeah it was lol. Indy fights against them before the war even started and one of the movies' big climax is angry Jew ghosts melting Germans.

>>713828503 (OP)
In my case, as an Indi fan who loved the Emperors Tomb game, I haven't played it because my PC likely can't run it. Seems like it's got RTX and all that mumbo jumbo plus it's around 90gb so it's a pass for me.

>>713828579
Try 40.

Last even semi relevant entry was in 2008, if you were 15 at the time you are in your 30ties now.
And the time it was actually big was the fucking 80ties. Half a fucking century ago.


Anywayit was a weird game, too simplistic, very light puzzles and walking, with tiny bit of combat.
95% of the game is just walking around from one quest marker to another

I liked the first Nazi (Gantz) and his relationship with Voss. They had great chemistry.
Wish both of them got more time on screen.

>>713829626
kek, had the same thing happen to me, running around like aretard, google it, and found out i was missing an enemy i need to knock out

>>713850389
the first and third movies are about a sciencebrain atheist discovering and deepening his understanding of God (literally the quest for his father in Last Crusade could not be more on the nose) and specifically the Christian God in Last Crusade

>>713850389
Indiana Jones was not interested in fighting the Nazis in the first or second film though. His motivations have nothing to do with it. In the first film he just thinks he's tricked the US government into funding an archeological expedition. In the third film he's just looking for his missing father. He didn't even know the Nazis were involved.

Like 80% of games on Steam have a "very positive" rating. What is "highly rated" supposed to mean in this context?

>>713828503 (OP)
a game being good sometimes doesn't shift copies if the game doesn't have appeal
no one really cares about Indiana Jones these days, remembered as classics, but a modern Indiana Jones game wasn't really destined to do well with gamers who don't really care about it

>>713847496
kek

>>713828579
I believe it.
>Lost Ark and Last Crusade were great
>Temple of Doom was mid
>Crystal Skull sucked
>Dial of Destiny was atrocious
He's a well known character but he's not a reliable franchise and hasn't really had a huge standout movie in a longgg time

>>713841963
That's nice but both still feature combat and said encounters can still drag the experience down due to how clunky it is.
The focus on combat encounters in TR2 makes it a bit of a slog on replays, for example. Fighting most things in Infernal Machine is shit because Indy can't flip around like Lara does, you basically just have to eat damage against most human enemies.

>>713851156
I think Harrison Ford was a huge factor as well. The guy just used to ooze charm in his youth. Now he's just sad and old and it's really hard to replace young Harrison Ford. I think I'm safe in saying if they had cast Tom Selleck as they originally wanted the franchise would never have been anything more than one film.

>>713828503 (OP)
i am not buying anything from Bethesda unless its Fallout 5 or the next Elder Scrolls. this fucking about doing anything but release a new main series game is not to be rewarded. Nazis are boring enemies anyways get creative for once.

>>713850492
>And the time it was actually big was the fucking 80ties. Half a fucking century ago.
They should've used Crystal Skull as an opportunity to try segway in a new Indian Jones. No one wants to watch a geriatric old man wander around on screen anymore, even if the story is A++
They half assed it with Labeouf, when it should've been Ford as a supporting character and a new Indiana be the lead, if they wanted anyone to care

>>713850996
exactly. /thread
shitty bait thread

>>713851156
>Hey let's give Indiana Jones, a world renowned history teacher and archeologist who clearly has nothing to live for in modern times, the perfect send off by giving him the chance to live in historical times! We even set the story leading up to this grand finale with plot relevant discoveries to enhance it!
>....
>NAHHH!!!!!!! Let's make an ugly Jew woman knock him out at the last crucial minute for no fucking reason and ruin everything.
M... Maybe.... Maybe Crystal wasn't so bad....

>>713828503 (OP)
RTX required

>>713828503 (OP)
Indiana Jones fans are weird. I watched Crystal Skull and Dial of Destiny and felt both were perfectly fine. Better than 3.

>>713851456
>The guy just used to ooze charm in his youth. Now he's just sad and old and it's really hard to replace young Harrison Ford
Good point. Still a bummer they didn't try harder to find a suitable replacement though
A movie with Indiana Jones becoming a supporting role like his father was in Last Crusade would've been a good way to bring his character full circle and send him off

>>713851893
>Labeouf
Hes a crazy jew, no idea who thought casting that nutjob is a good idea, even by kike standards hes right up there with ron perlaman when it comes to how crazy he is.
Should have recast him and went with Jones son idea.

>>713828503 (OP)
This shit has qte lmao

>>713828579
This too. The series has no marketing at all.

>>713852131
Never saw Dial of Destiny but I did see Crystal Skull. Notably I watched Crystal Skull when I was a kid long before I saw the original trilogy so I just took all the "refrigerators can't survive nuclear explosions!" and "Aliens are stupid" criticisms at face value. Imagine my shock when I watched the originals years later and realized they were just as pulpy and ridiculous as Crystal Skull.

>>713828503 (OP)
It's a cool game but it should be like $20 at most.

>>713854061
Indiana Jones was always silly but the refrigerator sequence crossed into utterly retarded territory. There's nothing comparable in the previous films. Not even close. All there was prior to that was the life raft sequence from Temple of Doom which is not possible but at least it's somewhat plausible.

>>713828579
29. Never seen any movie. Game was fun

>>713828503 (OP)
I watched someone play it and basically you had this giant black abbo guy save the day at the ending lol and of course that bug eyed black grandma is in it too LOL I mean man it’s a fun period and setting to explore but it’s just the same woke slop is a different box

>>713845439
How do you function on a day to day basis?

>>713854575
Debra's not in it.

>>713828579
I'm 32 and never gave a fuck about it, I don't know anyone that did. You may want to bump that up to 40+.

>>713854575
>you had this giant black abbo guy save the day at the ending lol
To be fair, Indiana Jones was rarely the hero that defeats the bad guys in the films. God does it in the first one. Shiva does it in the second one. In the third Elsa does it. In the fourth aliens do it. I didn't see the fifth.

>>713854787
The two nazi guys fuck everything up in Dial. Indy is sitting in the plane geriatric mode and barely does anything throughout the film.

>>713828503 (OP)
>forced ray tracing
it deserves to fail

>>713828503 (OP)
/v/ will never understand gamepass and it is sad.

>>713855250
It wants to be Netflix for games. Netflix is gay and retarded.

Indy was the one true GOTY last year but I just played it via Game Pass, would be happy to buy it sometime later on when it goes on a steep sale--or when I finally have a decent fucking job again, if that ever happens.

Not impressed by the people in here who have never seen an Indy movie. Imagine not having seen Raiders or Temple of Doom. They don't deserve kino I guess.

>>713828503 (OP)
The Bethesda and Microsoft names are so badly tainted at this point I'm sure most wanted to stay away from it, even if it did review well
Probably the two companies that have burned people the most

>>713850437
Not sure what yer running over there but it worked like a charm on my 2070. Didn't even bother putting it on the SSD.

>>713848572
>Action/adventure game with platforming, puzzle solving, an open-ended areas
Why wouldn't this appeal to someone who isn't already invested in Indy exactly

is this the one where you can't shoot dogs
gay

Simple fact 6-7/10 games aren't good enough anymore
Nobody cares unless it has something really interesting going for it
All 6-7 games get ignored unless they got a niche or drama
So games like
Avowed
Jones
Atom fall
Stalker 2
Eternal stands
Etc are forgotten

Some 6-7s i love
Gr wildlands
Rage 2
Dead Island 2
Far cry 4 (more of an 8 but overshadowed)

>>713828810
The dlc was already in development.

>>713828503 (OP)
Pushing RTX cards like Dark Ages.

>>713829626
Please go touch grass

>>713859930
It is a very good looking game on my 5070 thoughbeit.

>>713851456
Ford hates still being most famous for Han Solo and Indiana Jones too and you can tell he's not particularly happy doing the last films that had those characters (unlike Mark Hamill who was unhappy about how Luke was treated in the Disney movies Ford didn't care one way or the other if Han was killed off).

>>713828503 (OP)
I liked it because Indiana actually fought the fascista blackshirts, and it goes over the head of the punch nazis crowd that the fascista blackshirts are them.

I also liked it because I like video games.

>>713828503 (OP)
When I think of indiana jones I don't think of a shitty stealth game with jank combat.

>>713851156
>Temple of Doom was mid
Nice bait.

>>713833774
If you've seen his videos it's pretty in character for him.

>>713828503 (OP)
Get woke go broke

>>713858714
Indiana Jones is way better than Avowed.

>>713849675
Same, it breaks my heart that we went from gameplay-centric, fast-paced hitscan goodness & video game pioneering to now, giving apes who don't even care about games an outlet for their psychopathy. The way they marketed Wolfenstein II was one of the cruelest things you could do to a franchise's community, especially a modest one that was always middling in popularity, but dignified and not mean-spirited. Now, when anyone thinks of Wolfenstein, the immediate hit is political brainrot Elon/Trump/Republicans bad, rather than anything about the games themselves.

>>713862514
IDK man stealth kinda sucked ass and parkour wasn't fun

>>713828503 (OP)
>what happened
>>713852129
>>713855186
>>713859930

>>713858714
i like rage 2 too, never understood why it didn't become huge like eternal. they're both crazy fast AAAs with stupid stories and high skill ceiling combat

>>713863329
RAGE 2 feels like FPS dmc
just zooming around fucking up punks in coolest way possible

also MS didn't give them enough dev and marketing budget

>>713829640
>>713828995
28
I thought Crystal Skull was fine.
Indy's "triple agent" friend is a poorly written character.
Trying to pass the torch to a charisma vacuum like Labeouf was a mistake.
It was still nice seeing Ford in the hat last time on an adventure involving supernatural nonsense.
No. Dial of Destiny does not exist.

>>713862789
speak for yourself. Maybe you should get off twitter.

>>713849080
>wikipedia

>>713850996
overwhelming positive is actually a redflag

>>713828503 (OP)
my dad was gonna play this game until I got him skyrim to bide the time till it came out on ps5. He’s still playing Skyrim.
>captcha: 2GHAY

>>713828579
I'm 60 and I don't know where I am.

>>713863037
Indiana Jones is way, way better than Avowed. You can feel while playing the game that it's technically more robust under the hood. Avowed feels really stiff by comparison.

I don't really care about Israeli Jones and the Foreskin of Goys

>>713828579
Im 37. Loved indy when I was a kid but then I realized the nazis were the good guys so I can’t watch any jewllywood movie that depicts them as evil. I tolerate movies where they are “the enemy” because anyway it was war and the winners get to make the movies.

>>713828503 (OP)
It sold decent for a movie game but >>713828579 is sadly right

>>713864327
why doe?

>>713828579
I'm 36 and didn't buy it cause the last few indiana jones movies sucked ass and left a bad taste. I don't like it anymore. Same reason why I don't like tomb raider anymore, star trek, star wars or dr who. Went to shit and now I'm interested in other things.
>but game is good
Don't care, time to move on

>>713866660
same
I mean the first three films are still good movies and all but I can't really be bothered wasting my time on movies which still use the nazis as their generic "easy to hate" villains

>>713860404
He’s wrong, Temple of Doom was actually fucking ass.

>>713866660
Aren't you embarrassed about being brainwashed by an internet messaging board

>>713828579
28 and it's probably my favorite film franchise. I have lots of good memories playing the Lego game on DS and riding the Disneyland ride which exposed me to it as a kid
1>3>2>5>4

>>713847905
It absolutely did directly. People see fags and trannies and immediately tune out, that kinda shit is nowhere near as accepted in society as western media would have you believe

>>713854268
The raft is just as retarded

>>713866993
>>713866660
Imagine being such fucking losers that you side with literal communists and Islamists against conservatives because you seethe so much about Israel

>>713835916
Love that game. the bosses are KINO and horror mixed togheter

>>713828503 (OP)
Steam reviews are shit way to know if a game is good because if it's a niche (porn, neomarxism) the only people buying and reviewing it on steam are mentally ill fetishists

>>713867542
Conservatives are and have been for the past 200 years leftists minus 10 years. You're either an ignorant retard or a shill. Enjoy your faggots, troons and conservative porn stars

This one hurts more

>>713831379
You're not that smart retard

>>713828503 (OP)
I'm playing it right now. The game is technically good, and has a reasonable honest structure...

...but it's boring. There's nothing new or innovative about its structure. The semi-open "big level" structure is neat, but that's all. Not every game needs to be a revolution, but this game seems to have nothing "new" about it.

I'm too old to give a shit about the nostalgia of older men. Indiana Jones, like most fiction, is a you-had-to-be-there phenomenon.

>>713836616
>we have the opportunity to insert my neomarxist religion into this franchise

>>713847496
Lmao, should've been a nazi though

>>713828579
Indiana Jones should’ve been left in the 80s

>>713847496
that last split second when he's trying to punch the air made me genuinely kek

>>713849080
weird they didn't kill millions until the end of war then. No genocide before the war like commies and capitalist imperialists, no mass graves full of innocent (ie non partisan) civilians. Things that make you go hmm

>>713868102
extremely overrated
>what if we made bioshock but you HAVE to do a wrench only build?

>>713850201
>is this woke?
This is the kind of retard who talks you to define woke when they have no argument

>>713868853
it's extremely kino
atmosphere alone mogs 99% game

>>713868853
>wrench only
You only played this game for 1 hour tops

>>713868901
some v tards are actually pissed about wolfenstein actually killing nazis
but the real issue is it becoming
group of diverse rebels vs evil nazis
when it was supposed to be
chaddest American killing evil nazis

>>713869059
Fair enough. This place is full of mentally ill people, npcs and shills nowadays.

>>713828579
I'm enough of a geezer to remember all the movies coming out and was hyped...until they had that nonbinary dude show up and say they were making it for modern audiences. And the promo campaign was 100 percent punching nazis. I am very much pro nazi punching, but Indiana Jones is not castle wolfenstein or nathan fucking drake.

>>713829407
...put out by the company itself. As it turned out, I probably would have loved the fuck out the game, and I have a raytrace card. As it is, I'll get it in the discount bin.

>>713832405
>>713832510
Exactly. Indy should be loads of exploration in exotic places. More platforming. More high adventure.

>>713834948
If anything Indy should be running AWAY from nazis more and less jacky chan shit.

>>713845116
I might have fallen for it, but they would have gotten blasted by the press.

>>713828503 (OP)
>nobody wants to play Jewish Revenge Porn: The Video Game
What a surprise.

I want to play as the good guys, not the fuckers responsible for the decline of Western Civilization.

>le go woke go broke
you guy lost the plot
just do a little thought exercise
imagine the game without everything you consider woke but with the exact same gameplay and quality of writing

and it'll still be a failure

>>713828503 (OP)
Because everyone played it on Gamepass.
It was actually one of my favourite games of last year.

>>713870645
Indiana Jones has great gameplay and writing though.

>>713870774
gameplay is shit stealth, combat and even platforming with that stupid camera switch
and writing is bland

>>713868102
The excessive amount of menus and upgrade systems filtered me. Had no idea how I was supposed to manage my resources since combat was feasible but enemies kept respawning/getting stronger at checkpoints. Got analysis paralysis on the upgrades and still felt like I picked wrong (early necropsy is shit). None of my weapons did anything so I just got frustrated and quit.

Loved Dishonored 2 though. Replayed that one to get a ghost pacifist run.

Love Indy, but hate modern slop. I'll keep playing La Mulana and classic Tomb Raider instead.

>>713868845
yeah right

>>713866909
they're usually a circlejerk. not saying this games good thoughie

>>713871368
same
limited resources but respawning enemies drive me nuts
in system shock you at least have plasma gun to avoid getting soft locked
also respawning just makes the clearing unsatisfying

>>713870954
The platforming is perfectly adequate for the game it's in. I'm personally fine with first-person platforming but the camera switch feels fluid enough here. The semi-stealth combat is great, it's like a mix of Dishonored and a Jackie Chan movie. The way you have to think on your feet and improvise props/tactics feels exactly like the movies. And the writing, likewise, feels like it's straight out of the movies. Idk, think you're just tasteless.

>>713871473
then is there a good way to judge a game other than playing it yourself
or review from some guy whose taste is similar to yours and never shills

>>713871536
idk, gameplay just sucks and it wasn't even that woke to affect sales
it was just a bland game that's why it didn't sell well, not because it had some brown woman helping indie

>>713871662
You have shit taste and outsource your opinion to popular consensus to compensate.

>>713833774
Effective communication is the ability to convey an idea clearly. Not using fancy words.

>>713828579
Correct, it has no reason to exist. Also it is very obvious now that it is just an antiwhite movie, a jewish power fantasy. Fooled dumbfuck millennials and genxers, but it wont work on younger people.

>>713828579
I'm 24 and watched all of Indie, with parents and without, and played Lego games on Xbox 360, it was fun, but yeah, I don't really give a shit about some weird game though

>>713829024
didnt this guy made a whole scene on twitter about not killing gta cops or smth

>>713871803
What's the reason it didn't sell if it was such a good game?

>>713872841
Why do you zoomers always use retarded arguments like this? Go play gachaslop if game revenues is all that matters to you.

>>713828503 (OP)
it's called astroturfing you retard nigger

>>713828579
I'm over 30 and I grew up with it, I don't give a shit either.
It's a fucking corporate brand like anything else. If you are emotionally attached to it, you are the sucker, you are the product.

>>713868845
Yeah, we'll just ignore what the Nazis and Communists both did to the Polish during the partition before the war even began. The mass graves, rapes of kids, killing pregnant women and dumping their skeletons with the babies as well to be found decades later. Not even Jewish ones, just straight up blonde, white, Polish.
Why is it that neo-nazis have education as underdeveloped as night crickets in US hoods, same school performance, same Hotep confidence about the most incorrect of shit? Same turd, different coin.
Yep.

>>713872935
It flopped despite the big ip and marketing
Because gameplay was lame
Would've been fine if it was some indie game (lol)
For AAA if felt goofy and stupid

>>713828579
I'm 21 and liked Indiana Jones as a kid.

I will never pay 70€ for a video game.

>>713828503 (OP)
I can download furmark if I want a benchmark
Also >>713828579 I'm 31 and couldn't care any less for indiana jones. It's retarded boomer shit.

>>713828503 (OP)
It requires a supercomputer to run properly, Indiana Jones isn't popular anymore, yadda yadda.
It IS a good game though. Like a hell of a lot better than I was expecting. It's got elements of modern game design here and there and it's not outstanding but when you hear "movie game from old franchise" you expect total garbage.

>>713828503 (OP)
Dilator of Destiny killed all interest in the franchise.