Thread 713852896

The schizo theories are starting to make sense and I don't like it.

>>713852896 (OP)
>previous thread got forcibly archived

They're coming out of the pipes.
They're crawling out of the pipes.

Would (You) the doe?

First for doe

>>713852896 (OP)
You will be a schizo or a secondary, make your choice.

>>713852553
I really wish we could initiate Light World battles so we could dust this fucker on the spot and read the books he's hiding from us
Though considering how Kris doesn't want us to learn anything he probably wouldn't let us anyway

>>713852896 (OP)
The wait WILL make you schizo and you WILL like it.

>>713852962
Wrong doe.

>>713852896 (OP)
plap asriel

lovin that Kris ass

DISCUSSION OF VIDEO GAMES? ON MY BOARD?
Anyways, chances we see Berdly in the dark world again? I liked how much of an ass he was.

I blame Frisk and Chara for giving me a femboy fetish

Noelle’s character arc is accepting Susie is straight, and it will conclude beautifully when she accepts being the maid of honor in the Krusie wedding

>>713852896 (OP)
post SCHIZOGRAPHS, I need to THINK

>>713852896 (OP)
I maintain that if that boy shows up in this one, it WILL be like this

>Stringy collage dweeb goat boy in the Light World
>Becomes GOD OF HYPERDEATH when he enters the Dark World
||He will also be a party member, and will be our Black Mage, but he can't be in the same party as Ralsei because he gets uncomfortable around him||

Why are the threads being prematurely archived anyway?

>>713852998
>Noelle accidentally made the schizo nightmare cat demon that's been haunting the town and turning people schizo and probably abducted Dess

Why did Kris do this?

I think Krusie is boring.

>>713853158
Trannyjanny is mad

>>713853173
Factually incorrect

>>713853173
Krusie so far gave us the single most Gosling-inducing moment in the game.

>>713853140
>||
Anon... Use ctrl + s next time.

Toby forbidding official plushies of Kris and Noelle confirms the rape allegory, he doesn’t want the “allegory” recreated with plushies…

>>713853173
Why?

>>713853019
Look I know she's evil and probably the monster equivalent of a WASP
But I think I might love her

>>713853158
There's a janny with a grudge against it, maybe multiple. They also don't take any action against the resident schizo who's been doing it for like a month

>>713852958
I mean, we had to hire SOMEONE.

>>713853216
I guess he's still seething about the fact that video games are being discussed in this board

>>713853064
It's not gay if it's a "they"

>>713852998
So what's it gonna be, huh, huh?
A schizo (schiz)? Or a secondary (segg)

>>713853173
retards sharing a single braincell is never boring.

Vessel fully commanded by speech to text

>>713852950
Total janny death.

>>713853286
But why? what would compel a person to have a grudge against a fucking video game?

>Chara's favorite number is 9
>Gaster is heavily related to 666
>9 upside down is...
Gaster is Anti-Chara confirmed

>>713853343
>Holla Holla get $

>>713853286
i got the feeling that one avatarfag is either a janny or in contact with one

>>713853281
And the feeling's mutual.
Though I don't think she's actually gonna be evil anyway. Misguided or desperate at worst.

I love reading. Especially books.

Toby is here btw

>>713853095
It's your fault for looking at women and thinking of men.

Janny could redeem himself if he permanently banned that guy

>>713853393
It's hardly the first time this has happened, even in recent history.

>>713853008
LET GO OF MY SON

>>713853281
>But I think I might love her
She's married, anon.

>>713852962
She's throwing it back pretty good

Your reaction when the freedom motif plays in his remixed theme?

>>713853414
Limbusfag?

>>713853479
Oh i know. But why tho?

>>713853501
i will wait for rudy to die soon, don't worry

>>713853158
We are too active for this board and someone can't handle that.

>>713853501
Not for long

i think it would be really funny if everyone gets a happy ending except Sans and Papyrus getting time and space fucked into the Undertale reality

>>713852950
Made for BWC

>>713853262
Every damn site makes the same damn graphic function trigger differently I swear to god. I always get it mixed up.

>>713853114
>>713852998
Don't forget that every cat in Castle Town is now doing the rarecats dance.

>>713853534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BUKHLVCJio&ab_channel=HelpMe
>the freedom morif replaces Toriel's
Kino

>>713853501
She's gonna be a widow soon, and I want to be there for her

>>713853393
I wish I knew, anon

>>713853158
Toby didn't pay The Needful Fee.

>>713853650
Videogames aren't allowed in the videogame board.

>>713853534
Proof that he really is better off without that bitch of a wife holding him back.

>>713853534
...His Theme?

>>713853401
>SMILE in the S-room vending machine quotes an unused Chara line from Undertale
>Cats have 9 lives

>>713853001
>Though considering how Kris doesn't want us to learn anything he probably wouldn't let us anyway
Gasterbird is probably blocking you so Kris is as frustrated as you are by being unable to read the books, and thus lets you read them instead of stopping you.

>>713853564
>stop killing games
I still have zero idea wtf that's about

>>713852950
That's a man.

>>713853650
>>713853573
>>713853558
She will need time to mourn, at least one or two days.

>>713853332
well, sure

>>713853638
Even Seam?

>>713853714
Reminder Flowery is the main boss.

>>713853638
>Any cat darkners are automatically COMPROMISED because of FRIEND
>Any water/ice darkners are COMPROMISED because ICE-E is IN THE PIPES and in any water in town.
We're so fucked man.

>>713853745
The Ross's Game Dungeon guy was trying to stop games from being EOS'd and thus made unplayable forever.

>>713853768
I'm gonna smack him on the ass.

>>713852896 (OP)
Which theories in particular, OP?

>>713853745
The actual thing? Initiative to force companies to have end-of-life plans for always-on games so they don't brick when they stop paying for servers.

The threads? Shitting on a particular retarded eceleb that has a vendetta against it basically.

>>713853838
what is an EOS?

>>713853812
>Mizzles are compromised by ICE-E
No..... not them...

>>713853778
Seam doesn't need to be infected by FRIEND. He's already a HAND/PUPPET/CAT

>>713853638
Holy shit is that real???

the thread may be dead on the other side of your next refresh

>>713853812
In our darkest hour, when all hope is lost, HE shall rise to the challenge...

I like this theory somebody did. It tracks with her character.

>>713853430
Stop spamming this image, chapter 3 was obviously going to be a TV world, and people thought chapter 4 would be a church because Bishop is a chess piece

>>713853812
If loving Miss Mizzle means I'm compromised then so be it

>>713853778
We never see Seam dance

How could you fix suselle?

>>713853896
End of service. When the publisher decides to shut the game down so you can't play it ever again. The game that started this - The Crew - had a singleplayer mode that is now completely inaccessible without hacking the game. Nobody really gives a shit about The Crew since it's kinda dogshit, but if it happened to a dogshit game it could happen to a good game.

>>713853936
He pulled through in chapter 3. I believe in him.

>>713854013
>y*ri
By deleting it.

>>713853854
Kris deserves it

>>713854013
Kill all of its fans first.

I spend hours each day with iterations of Kris/Ralsei/Susie first time threesome playing out in my head. I have not jacked off in almost a week.

>>713854013
You posted it, making it an harem

>>713854030
Why is it a debate then? getting rid of that sounds like a universally good thing

>>713853946
amazing how this single image is capable of making you mad but you choose to ignore every other "theory" image in the thread
really says a lot about radiation

>>713854013
Even twitter has realized that it is only salvagable by including Kris, since Kris has better chemistry with both of them than either of them have with each other.

But that's only a delaying action since that just inevitably results in Kris and Susie inevitably overshadowing Noelle.

>deltarune OST - "Her Theme" starts playing
YFW?

>>713854112
>Asgore upset
I feel like he'd come around and be proud of Kris for this.

>>713853946
It was obviously a big collage of theories and jokes people were actively talking about back then and the amogus being Chapter 4 specifically was just luck
The gameshow was already assumed to be a part of Chapter 3 because Spamton babbled about gameshow hosts in Snowgrave, every Mike TV design was a gameshow host
Everyone and their mother was predicting Church Chapter 4
Undyne didn't get firegraved
There wasn't a rose in Chapter 3 (though it was in 4)
Chairiel wasn't relevant beyond being the throne thing Toriel sat on
There was no Rook or Bishop
Purple soul wasn't in Chapter 3 and Green being in 4 was part of the same theory as that

>>713852998
I dunno if it counts as a schizo theory or not but I've thoroughly convinced myself that we're getting at least Chapter 5 if not more on September 15th 2026, the 11 year anniversary of Undertale's release

Retards will once again be surprised when chapter 4 doesn't spoil the chapter 5 secret boss because Asgore has a black shard and not a shadow crystal

THINK FAST KRIS

>>713853114
i need to sort my collection of post-chapter 3/4 stuff

>>713854194
Her Theme is Lost Girl, no?

>>713854013
By removing it from the game

>>713854156
Tell that to a certain nepobaby who's dad used to work at Blizzard.

... Who coincidentally has been failing to make an Undertale knockoff for like a decade.

>>713854156
because of greed

>>713854226
Amogus is there because everyone thought Ralsei is evil and would betray you

>>713854226
>There was no Rook or Bishop
>or Bishop
oh anon...

>>713853093
I don't see it happening, most I'm expecting is a weird route boss somehow. Hope there's more light world funnies. I know in my heart and SOUL Toblerony's wholesome lesbian couple is inevitable so might as well hang with my silly gamer bro.

>>713854260
Loo

>>713854260
>AAAA SUSIE HELP!

>>713854156
A certain "indie" dev who's totally not an industry plant made an effort to completely misrepresent Ross' points on his streams to make it look like he's demanding something impossible (like converting every MMORPG into single-player games).

>>713854168
The difference is that all the FRIEND shit actually has a leg to stand on despite its schizoness, you're jerking off a shitpost with more wrongs than rights because it threw in an amogus to be randumb and accidentally predicted when Toby would reference it

>>713853335
Underrated

>>713854345
>prince
>dess
???

>>713853973
would you still love miss mizzle if she looked like this

>>713854275
Her leitmotiff is don't forget.

>>713852958
this single bit really makes tenna for me, this is probably my favourite bit in the whole game. Especially the way he apologizes afterwards acting like it was a fucked up thing to do

>>713854258
He's also presented in sequence with Queen and Tenna, and the Flower King is his shop,
He's obviously the "ruler," the secret boss will be Deltarune Flowey, and it will be kino

>>713854013
You don't. It's already too FORCED. Even if dialogue is already being soooo cheeky on how it's okay if it's FORCED as long it means something for the characters. It lost lot of steam but I can see Toby tripling down on it.
There's no way to surpass Krusie, Kriselle, Ralsusie which all have been properly set up in different ways to work out.
I just lament on Ralsusie because Ralsei is surrounded by fags and most Susiefags are in too deep on self-inserting to care or even notice a lot goes down off-screen between the two coupled with what we see.

>>713854428
She's hogging leits

>>713854437
>Flower 'Man'

>>713854417
It's the heart that matters
I think

>>713854258
I don't think Asgore's going to be the secret boss but remember, you also get the Shadow Crystal when the knight drops a black shard
He could've gotten both

>>713854194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85WD93lz5GU
The "Hopes & Dreams" equivalent version of this is going to be insane

>>713854013
You can't. It'd crash and burn because they're in different wavelengths

Are we killing Assgore in Strange Path?

>>713854437
>the secret boss will be Deltarune Flowey
Please stop reminding me of my greatest folly. I swear I will never make another theory involving Undertale character.
In the future, I mean. The one I have right now is too good.

>>713854112
>Toriel

>>713854437
I'm starting to think that the image isn't actually about Asgore, but the Flower he's holding.

>>713854437
I think the secret bosses will bleed more and more into the main plot to the point that the main boss and secret boss will be the same character

At this point anything can be a schizoboss, hell, it could even be the pickle in Asgore’s fridge from chapter one that unexpectedly turns into an egg

Bring me FriskBITCH.

behind you!!

>>713853019
>>713853281
>>713853417
Carol is most certainly not irredeemably evil, she's mourning Dess still while her husband is possibly dying
It's in your best interests to help her if you care about Noelle

>>713854602
Asgore has a cool three-pronged front hair now then

>>713854013
By giving them chemistry, because they have absolutely none.

>>713854412
Female prince is a whole archetype. But it doesn't fit Dess, at least based on what we know about her.

>>713854467
>Ralsei is surrounded by fags
To be fair, Kralsei also lost lots of steam on Tumblr recently. But yeah, it seems like we're the only place that ships Ralsei with Susie.

>>713853564
If you look at the rest of the site, these are easy one of the top 10 fastest threads on the chan

>>713854651
>Knight teleports behind the gang just to KO them and then sprint off and grab Undyne
S-she's fast

>>713854660
Why does she have a dog snout?

>>713854194
>it's Friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rby6_V57F9E

>>713852896 (OP)
I don't think the schizo shit is what the community hates the most right now

>dark world Toriel is a queen, like in Undertale
>Asgore in the prophecy is a king, like in Undertale
>Undyne gets her UT armor when she gets in the dark world
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

>>713854639
I cannot wait until Kris gets back his SOUL and mogs the shit out of Frisk’s determination so the Friskkeks may be BTFO eternally

we love Dess

>>713854660
I don't care if she's evil or mourning or the Knight or anything else. I'll help her and care for her and make her believe in happiness again.

>>713854747
The Undertale equivalents of the Lightnerds wear their Dark World outfits on the daily

>>713854741
He can't keep getting away with it.

>>713854747
i don't know anymore

>>713853335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8I3bnsSqFU
Real

>>713854473
>>713854602
"Flower King" is the name of his shop
The townsfolk call him "The Flower Man" in the Light World

>>713854628
You already kind of have The Knight being the mandatory "true final boss" of Chapter 3 and I can imagine something similar happening in Chapter 5 where they just straight up play out Undertale's Neutral Ending and have Flowey merc Asgore after you defeat him.

>>713854747
Does anyone know what happens if the King and the Queen get a divorce? Anyone?

>>713854660
What's with Toby and parents mourning their children?

>>713854013
Make Susie a male so that I can self insert as male Susie where a cute girl slobbers all over my purple dick while I cuck the poor little scrawny human from his childhood friend

>>713853412
>susie
>susie
>suuuuuuuuuuuusae

>>713854707
>Spamton x Tenna that high
THESE [[Suckers]] HAVE NO TASTE

>>713854467
>a lot goes down off-screen between the two coupled with what we see
This reminds me of how people are autistically point out every time Susie thinks about Noelle and declare it as proof of her being in love, meanwhile Susie is constantly thinking about Ralsei and talking with Kris about him when he's not around.

>>713854816
The Knight merced Tenna directly after he talked about the family getting back together
That was a parallel to the same Flowey scene

>>713854747
Undyne's armor doesn't look that similar

Kris will never get his sould back, you will never get your vessel back. We do not chose who we are in this world.

>>713854651
It was toriel

>>713853173
Susie in general is a shit character, I don't like her

>>713854825
It's a solid way to intoduce drama and heartbreak into a narrative.

Any thoughts on what this could be besides the obvious guitar pick

>>713854707
>Kris x Noelle that low
Also
>Dess x Toriel somehow not being relegated to "other"
Literally never even heard of anyone ship that

>>713854821
Historically? Nothing good for the queens usually. At best they would be sent to monastery.

>>713854467
Ralsusie is extremely underappreciated for what should be a main ship, their whole dynamic in the new Chapters is excellent
I'm not immune to fagslop though and still want him and Kris to kiss, I want all of them to kiss, they all deserve to be happy together

>>713854987
A replica of the luxor pyramid

>>713853008
It's only a year wait, calm the fuck down.

>>713853479
the elin threads getting targeted was really fucking weird, it's not like it even has a dedicated general and no the /jp/ thread does not fucking count.

>>713854987
A Black Shard?

>>713855006
I've seen comments, someone suggested it was supposed to be Asriel x Dess instead.

Hello, brothers. I remember a few years back there being a few greentexts about sandwiches. Something about Kris ejaculating into sandwiches and feeding them to people. I would like to see it again, so that I may save it to my computer. Thanks

If we’re getting blue soul next chapter that means we’re fighting the skeleton doesnt it

>>713855160
Not exactly. We're fighting WITH the skeleton against the Flower Man.

>>713855096
a black shard would be extremely hard glass wouldn't it?

>>713855160
So is purple soul going to go unused or what?

>>713855160
And we will be able to equip Asgore's truck as our weapon to do it, yes.

>>713853281
I don't even think she's evil if you go with the idea that the only reason she's either helping the knight or is the knight is that she's trying to find her daughter in the dark world. It sure as hell doesn't justify risking the roaring and having the entire world get destroyed, but at least you can see where her thought process is.

>>713855006
I think they meant to type Asriel x Dess but had a retard moment

>>713855160
Yellow soul didn't introduce mettaton so why would you think so?

>>713855215
Obsidian probably

>>713854260
Dess would never do such a thing. They were just playing as all youth do.

>>713855225
Sorry Muffet was reduced to a reference in an easily missable item