Thread 713886090

>>713886090 (OP)
Should've used this one

>>713886146
Based Cat teaching that retarded man-child a lesson.

>>713886146
Cat wanted xbox

>>713886780
insert Cap's speech but replace tree with dam

>>713886780
The charges?

>>713886146
why did you speed it up

>>713887012
they found a harddrive with 200 GB of child porn in his dam

>>713887012
>europe
It probably said something mean about a rapist.

>>713887136
obsessed mutt

>>713887012
he didn't give a dam

>>713887026
what actually happened there

>>713886146
So fucking funny. Cats can sense fake attention whoring. I've seen so many pummel their e thot owners when they're trying to be cute on camera

>>713887012
>"Call the cops I don't give a dam!"
>existence revoked

>>713886780
Can't a man walk down the street?

>>713887249
>orange
every time

>>713887312
>enemies can charm you with their exotic dances

>>713887270
the cat tripped him. He is a murderer.

>>713886780
>enemy is immune to physical damage
I love watching people that have 0 experience with animals trying to catch them, I think 911 has animal control or something.

>>713887249
Cat boxing is so funny truly blessed creatures unlike d*gs

>>713887270
fishtail out of the corner. guy was a braking a bit too hard

>>713887012
Damming without a license

>>713887247
Beavers don't destroy the environment, they create ecosystems. They can destroy OUR environment, an environment we made by destroying the environment. Don't gaslight the beavs

>>713887504
>>713887247
why are they like this?

>>713886090 (OP)
he's literally me

>>713887541
they operate almost entirely on instinct

>>713887541
Faustian spirit

>>713886146
Naw, that cat was teaching him a lesson

>>713887070
that's the normal speed

>>713887541
Sometimes you just gotta dam

>>713887541
very gnawty

>>713887026
Why did he do it?

>>713887249
When they're batting each other with their beans and no claws, is it just playing?

>>713887180
struck a nerve huh

>>713886146
holy BASED

>>713887012
Exposed "beaver"

>>713887639
For some reason I thought it was going to eat his wedding band but the little goober was just there for the salt

>>713887580
>instinct
*morphogenetic resonance

>>713887505
Did he get consent from the tree for felling him?

>>713887505
>They can destroy OUR environment, an environment we made by destroying the environment.
So why is it when we build dams it's bad, but when beavers build dams, it's good?

>>713887757
he a good boy, he didn't mean it

>>713887757
Shouldn't have called him a crocker.

>>713887781
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver-engineered_dam_in_the_Czech_Republic

>In early 2025, a family of beavers constructed a series of dams that restored a wetland in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic. Their activity coincided with a government project initially proposed in 2018 to address environmental degradation in the region. The government's project was delayed as a result of bureaucratic and financial issues. The beaver-built dams provided ecological benefits, including improved water quality, enhanced biodiversity, and better water retention, while also saving the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million.[1][2][3]

tl;dr cause they do it for free

>>713886146
Based cat

>>713887505
>they create ecosystems
They change the environment to suit their lifestyle. Areas that were once dry and home to burrowers are now flooded, forcing them to relocate elsewhere.

>>713886090 (OP)
>>713886146
This is why cats are garbage. Is there any legitimate reason they chimped out like that?

>>713887757
How do animals in the wild just eat animals whole and raw like that? Why don't they cook and season their food like humans do?

>>713886780
Bobbies bothering an English man

>>713887781
because we dont do it for stupid reasons

>>713887859
Meanwhile my town floods regularly because of fucking beavers, killing tons of wildlife each spring. It's open season year round on these fuckers.

>>713887960
thats clearly dutch though

>>713887541
They hear running water and gotta stop that sound. Dams stop that sound.

>>713887686
I believe they were fighting, I read some time ago you can identify playful or aggressive acts judged by the way their ears are positioned, if they're flat against the head it's fighting, if the ears are "aiming" forward they're playing.

>>713887012
It looks like Britain, so he didn't have a license for building a dam

>>713887947
They can sense the little bitch in people. You should definitely avoid them.

>>713887995
why don't they just move to where there isn't running water?

>>713887757
Kill yourself subhuman

>>713887952
the smell would attract other animals, then they would have to fight more when they really just want to eat and go back to sleep and dream of being a better animal like a bird.

>>713887757
toxotranny down

>>713887952
dey stooped

What are some other hardworking blue collar animals like the noble beaver?

>>713887964
Beaver claws typed this post

>>713886146
BASED Tendie Cat

>>713888068
Because running water is the devil and must be stopped. Beavers won't rest until all water is still.

>>713886090 (OP)
>>713886146
based cats

>>713887952
Maybe it's a british alligator

>>713886146
Based cat, the cringe was too much indeed.

>>713887312
Funny!

>>713888151
>Running water killed my family...

>>713888106
chihuahuas are so funny, man. just look at that thing.

>>713887541
Why aren't you?

>>713887754
You don't need this autistical esoteric shit. Memories/thoughts are stripped down and compressed then sent to the next generation.

>>713888068
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sojlw-BkEFE

>>713887012
local councilor busted him for not having any planning permission

>>713886146
even based cats know snoyshit is garbage trash

>>713887952
They don't need to. They can stomach the raw meat and the bacteria and other shit in it.
>>713888020
Even with a quick glance it's pretty obvious that's not a British police uniform or car. Also, the text seems to state "Politia" or something similar on the car.
Is this OBSESSED, Brit edition?

>>713887249
>orange

>>713887462

>>713887757

>>713886090 (OP)
The only game where I know this is a thing in Breath of Fire 4
And its The MC betraying the party to become the final boss fight

>NPC walking Animations keep breaking

>>713888257
>My grandfather died to a tributary

>>713888506
The kraken DNA can't help itself

>>713888429
cute

>>713888506
>Red Alert 2

>>713888506
20,000 leagues

>>713888506
Wrong webm, fuck!

>>713887312
ayy lmao

>>713888259
Lmao they always look like they are tweaking on meth

>>713887952
their gut bacteria is accustomed to it
better yet most wild animals have really strong stomach acid (in humans it's 2-3pH while some animals can go down to 1) which prevents anything bad from entering their systems

>>713888506
Pirates of Caribbean 2.webm

>>713887952
gators dun put no lawry on dey cat

>>713888615
>otter dragging a racoon to its rape tunnel
fucking hell

>>713887947
so true, a BASED dogCHAD would have just gone straight for her toddler's jugular instead

>>713888615
is that an otter fucking a raccoon?

>>713888615
For what purpose?

>>713888904
yjk

>>713888895
Most intelligent Indian

>>713888895
Wiley Coyote

>>713888506
That is some Lovecraftian shit.

>>713887249
>>713888585
why are oranges so foolish

>>713888935
Beetles are fucking awesome.

>>713887757
OH NO!

Anyways..

>>713886090 (OP)
should have punted the cate as hard as possible against the wall. Provided it survived, it'll never do that shit again

>>713889045
damn right
>enemies can spawn more enemies

>>713887859
>>713888271
when humans are sitting on their ass beavfonzo is in charge of getting shit done

>>713888615
ive been watching a lot of otter vids last couple months and even this surpised me, they do play rough with each other but this otter here is trying to eat this mf

>>713889056
Its owner would probably break her jaw for that which would be worse than anything the cat could do

>>713887541
Wherever i go, i must build a dam

>>713888112
I've always wondered if they get splinters

>>713889114
>your animals attacks someone
>they defend themself
>attack the person
very brown behavior
if my animals attacked someone and they killed it in self defense, I wouldn't attack them, I'd apologize for raising a dangerous uncontrollable animal

>>713887116
HAHAHA

Help me come up with a vidya-related thing for this image.

>>713889209
Yes. So ultimately the "lesson" would be, don't visit someone's place if a cat scaring you is enough for you to try and kill their pet. A lesson I hope you never learn. For the animal's sake not yours of course

>>713889209
I'm sure you would have. Bitch

>>713886146
God I fucking love cats, bros. Look at that take down; just imagine if that girl was a still a big cat!

>>713889209
>comparing women to animals
How sexist of you

>>713888112
I SEE NIPPLES MODS MODS MODS