Thread 713898623

>>713898623 (OP)
Violent sodomy followed by face eating

>>713898693
>I'm pretty sure the creator put those two into the game simply to appeal to the tumblr audience
The ENTIRE FUCKING GAME is made to appeal to the tumblr audience, what the fuck is this retardation?

What do you think Cory would look like if he was exposed to Chinese air?

>>713898693
I hate DD, but he's right here. There's nothing worse than a non-comic relief gay character that constantly talks about how much of a faggot he is.

PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS

>>713898623 (OP)
He uses his...
CRIMSON POWER.

I stopped watching OneyPlays a months ago when Chris had a phase where he would talk about blacked or randomly mention bbc whenever any mildly attractive female character is on-screen. He did it in like 5 or 6 different videos, and I stopped watching.
It always was slop, but it's sloppier than it has ever been. Chris has degraded to being the least funny guy on his own channel, and he obviously hates making videos.

>>713900224
>randomly mention bbc whenever any mildly attractive female character is on-screen
he clearly lurks /v/

People still watch Oneyplays? People still watch Letsplays?

Its funny how Oney is the worst part of his own show.

>>713898623 (OP)
this retarded faggot was never funny

so did they adopt Dave or something?

>>713900224
i click off the video whenever he does that shit

>>713900612
You're just jealous of the idea of him lying in his comfy throne-bed with his harem of complete idiots surrounding him.

>>713900524
Oney never was about playing games, it was always about the dynamic.
Granted, the dynamic is shit and unfunny now.
But I still listen to SleepyCast (only episodes without women) to fall asleep to sometimes.

>plays games badly, even games he claims to "like" and "be an expert in"
>complains
>can't even play horror games cuz they're "scary"
>makes retarded noises and memes for "humor"
>treats everyone around him like shit and gets mad when people rightfully do it to him

Why do people like Oney again?

I'm not a sexually confused zoomer with ADHD. Will like Oneyplays?

>>713900224
It continues to bewilder me that people actually find "Built for BBC" rhetoric unironically offensive. It always came off as a giant shitpost between two groups of people both intentionally playing their part just for the meme, but sometimes I don't know.

Anyway yeah it's clear he just wants the paycheck nowadays. Castle Crashers was nice though since Tom Fulp seemed to have him energized.

Joking about all their fans being no friends losers clearly was a step too far

I joined a discord server hosted by Will (Stamper) a few years ago. 2022-ish. It had a cooking channel and I consistently posted food I made, and eventually talked to Stamper in DMs about cooking, and food. We talked about his drug habits, being homeless in the city, and Chris. and apparently, last Stamper knows
>Chris is a disgusting fat gooner who never cleans his place
>Chris still has the panties of some girl he fucked in his teens, brags about jerking off into them for years and never washing them
>Makes fun of and hates his viewers behind the scenes
>Is a jealous, selfish prick who hates seeing anybody succeed more than he does, and shit talks everyone behind their back
But this was during Stamper's meth arc, so I don't know how much of it is true.

>>713902025
>Makes fun of and hates his viewers behind the scenes
>behind the scenes
jej

>>713900882
They're like Game Grumps, but at least they're funny.

>>713900882
>>treats everyone around him like shit and gets mad when people rightfully do it to him
I dont think ive ever seen him genuinely mad in an episode - have any examples?

im literally adam

>>713902025
>Stamper's meth arc
>implying it ended
hes always in his meth arc

The Unleashed playthrough was the first good one in a while

>>713898623 (OP)
why is his X so vile
fucking coomers

>>713901902
Yeah this one did get to me too. I mean they're right, but some people that watch this shit really are on a mental health low and probably use Oneyplays as a form of fulfillment in their void.

It was a bit of a careless thing to say about people who invest a ton of their time to their success, even if they are "losers" in their mindset. They always came off as the sort of people that would get along with everyone, which was part of their appeal.

I really like watching streams with corey and dave or adam as I can shut off the clever part of my autistic brain and just become a babbling retard its comfy

Intellectual anons who have stopped watching OneyPlays, what productive activities do you fill that saved time with now?

its wild chris had to apologise to the reddit crowd over too many compilations

>>713901902
truth and evidence?

>>713900738
Yeah they found him floating in a river in Cory's hometown. Dave was being attacked by feral water people until Cory said them to calm down.

>>713902586
I mean it was getting pretty ridiculous.

>>713902553
I started drawing

>>713900738
Hope so. He and Corey are the only people driving him to make new videos.

>>713902586
>uploads lazy unoriginal content
>community says they don't like it
>sorry guys, more original content coming soon
Yeah. Wild. Breaking news, even.

>>713902841
yeah but to fucking grovel to the knees of reddit

>>713902982
glad we agree dunno if i'd go as far as to say it's breaking news though

>>713902586
With Zach working full time on Smiling Friends, Tomar being a dad, and everyone else on the cast working on big games/projects it's hard to get a stable cast together for consistent uploads. So they unfortunately have to rehash the same shitty compilations to keep the channeling going.

>>713900224
Proof where he does this?

>>713903217
It's pretty shocking how everyone is doing better than Chris these days.
Even Corey, when it comes down to it, is a really good artist, and I'm sure makes a lot of money with commissions.
Everyone on OneyPlays moved on to greener pastures, and Chris is the only lazy slob sitting in his own doodoo, while everyone else is succeeding.

>>713902857
>drawing
Dude, go learn a more useful skill that will not get replaced by IA in 5 years max.

>>713903330
life is strange

>>713903394
AI***

>>713902857
Nice

>>713903330
I 'member him talking about Princess Peach getting blacked in some mario video a few months ago
just wait for BEST OF BBC [COMPLETE] COMPILATION

>>713903454
too be very fair, every single girl in life is strange does look like they'd take BBC

>>713903568
get out of here, Chris.

>>713900224
Chris is always several years late to the party with internet lingo. He probably thinks all the BLACKED spam on this site is funny and doesn't know that everyone has been sick of it for years.

>>713903527
>BEST OF BBC [COMPLETE] COMPILATION
you know it would be pretty funny if that comp comes out and 90% of is just Chris talking about bbc lol the other 10% is probably Dave

>>713900224
>months ago

>>713903715
>implying

>>713900882
I like their retarded spergy humor, but man theyve just been going through the motions for years now

Those videos of them tormenting the AI was the best shit they'd done in years so naturally there hasn't been any more since March

>>713903934
>eyes widen in horror

>loved sleepycabin
>find oneyplays utterly bland 90% of the time

>>713904034
>I am unable to generate a reply that meets our content guidelines

>>713901902
Lost Levels, most recent series.

They go down really hard on the mentally ill portion of their fanbase, not in a "lol so are we way" like they do with general autism, they just shit on them for their misfortunes in life and laughed, which honestly is a shitty thing to do.

It's lowered my opinion on them as people, honestly.

>>713903934
>After that they began incorporating their spoken rp actions into regular conversation
>Even during the Tom Fulp video even though he probably has no context of it
kek

>>713902586
Their recent BEST OF MILLENNIAL GAMES was their worst one yet. Anyone sees the title and assumes it's all the "millennial writing" games like Forspoken and Avenger but then it's padded out with random shit that would never be put into that category.

>>713903934
trapping shadow the hedgehog on a planet of piss was too far, you have to draw the line somewhere

>>713904034
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

>>713904161
I thought it was funny

how come no one brings up how dave is busy playing games when he should be working on FnF

is Tom Fulp the first actual adult to appear in OneyPlays?

>>713904346
When he isn't on Oneyplays he is busy doing constant streams where he draws boyfriend 1000 times instead of working.

what podcasts do you listen to?
for me it's sleepycast, please stop talking, trash taste, lemonade stand and early joe rogan

>>713904376
Jeff showed up too

>>713904227
>BEST OF MILLENIAL GAMES
Herculad
>BEST OF FUNNY SCREAMS
Herculad
>BEST OF ZACH ACTING LIKE A GOBLIN
Herculad
>BEST OF FUNNY NOISES
Herculad

>>713900224
Chris is the biggest gifted kid case who was praised to oblivion in his entire childhood. The most promising cartoonist, yet he became the most wasted potentialwho just wants to get paid for easy lets play bucks. Its kind of hard to listen and watch when you know there will never be another cartoon from him.

>>713904376
You do realize that the whole oney cast is in their 30s right?

i want them to do more resident evil shit but those videos fucking bombed

>>713904453
just mad at the internet

>>713903217
I kinda get it. Oneyplays did feel like a "side project to fund my main projects" sorta deal until it blew up. Considering the main project hasn't really panned out he has to come crawling back to the side gig to make ends meet, and it shows in his enthusiasm.
I feel like I've seen more than a couple e-celebs go through the same thing.

>>713904590
you realize they are manchildren right?

>>713904554
probably 100% on point

>>713904305
It was funny, just distasteful and a bit thoughtless. I could see it REALLY getting some of their fanbase down. They always came off as nicer than that to me.

>>713904376
Them asking Tom stupid questions for Castle Crashers followed by Tom's silence was making me lol

>saved playing Dustborn for when Zach was around because he is extra funny during these bad writing games
>the game is SO BAD that they struggle to be funny through the whole thing and are just genuinely miserably trying to stomach it
>their precious few moments with Zach are now wasted as he is dragged back to his dungeon by the Adult Swim demons

>>713904684
Whatever happened to Bowlbo anyway?
Last I heard that Chris hasn't been working on it for so long, that the contract with AlbinoMoose expired, and the progress Chris has made in the last few years was SO lackluster, that they decided to not renew the contract.
tl;dr Bowlbo probably died because Chris is lazy

>>713905125
they didnt get to the part where robot turns into a tranny

>>713905161
He said recently on plebbit he's still working on it slowly but surely, and that he doesnt want to give extra updates or promises because then he'd likely fail to meet them
Probably a silksong scenario but with a somehow less annoying fanbase

>>713903454
life sure is strange yes..

>>713905161
It's probably gone the way of Trigger Treat and Nightmare Cops
I.E. fucking vaporware

>>713905161
Chris making a trailer for Bowlbo and putting it on Steam when it was nowhere near finished has gotta be his biggest mistake in life.

>>713905339
Now i dont know much about game development but I have a hard time understanding how a 2d sidescrolling beat em up like NC takes SO long to get made

>>713904964
If you have 20 years of animation background, you can compose music, and have the best headstart with the early days of the internet you are literally set for success. The only one who fucked up harder is egoraptor. That guy is an astronomical failure.
Zach was smart. Its an extremely huge feat to get a show on AS as a conservative guy.

>>713905443
because they're not game devs

>>713905339
>NIGHTMARE COPS
>NIGHTMARE COPS
>NIGHTMARE COPS
I am so fucking sick of Cory bringing up this nothingburger vaporware shit every single episode. It also doesn't help that Behemoth has been on a streak of shit games anyway, so we know NC is gonna suck even if it actually releases.

>>713905536
>That guy is an astronomical failure.
I mean from what I've seen he's doing pretty well financially?
Havent watched Game Grumps in a loooong time though so maybe they're on harder times than I thought

>>713905382
That's the O'Neil way
1. start a project
2. it starts gaining traction
3. stop working on it
The last big-ish thing Chris saw through to the end is Leo and Satan, and that was like 15 years ago

>>713905339
god i hate modern indie art

other than zach the whole crew are still failures in my eyes

>>713905875
Good to know anonymous

>>713905339
This looks like a teenager made it after 2 years of drawing

>>713905716
it looks like the art style you would see on newgrounds 20 years ago though

>>713904453
Norm Macdonald Live

Sonic Heroes playthrough was kino.

>>713905938
yeah 20 years ago i was 12 so it was funny to me art is supposed to evolve

>>713905536
>>713905648
Egoraptor "is an astronomical failure" if and only if your metric is him as an animator with a series to his name. Did he sell out with Game Grumps? Yes. However, finding out that Jontron comes from actual wealth helps explain the division the two had all those years ago. Arin needed GG to become a business because he didn't have his parents to fall back on. Jon wanted to treat GG as a side project for his main channel because he didn't need to worry about consistent and steady income.

Again, I do believe Egoraptor sold out, especially with how badly he fucked up his animation deals prior to helping start GG. That being said, GG now has offices, merchandise, staff, leases out space to other channels, networking connections, etc. Arin has what he wanted. It may not be everything he imagined it would, but he's financially set. He's not a failure by that metric at all.

>>713902045
>it's an Adam episode

>>713906262
>it's a Cory and Adam episode

>>713906062
He literally only exist because the jews, gave him a platform so his tranny fambase can keep the lights on the gg stage. Hes successful in a same way as idubbz, no amount of money will repair him.

>>713906373
>it's a Cory and Adam play Sonic game episode

>>713906580
autism singularity

>>713902045
>it's a Lyle episode

>>713906373
That Dark Souls playthrough shows how insufferable Cory becomes when he doesn't have Dave as his tardwrangler

Phucker in the Ashes is good.

I like Tomar and Rat Beater Lyle.

>>713906816
>it's a Lyle and Tomar episode and Tomar reaaaally wants to show everybody his voice acting skills

>>713906858
>makes a hex build in Dark Souls 2
>uses his mace 95% of the time
literally wtf was his problem

>>713907152
cory is bad at vidya

>>713907114
Beats hearing his default vocal fry.

>HeeEeEY GUuUUyS LiSTeEEeN To JAxYyYS nEW THEeEEME SaWNG

>>713907114
>Tomar, how would you feel if i raped Jaxxy and killed your entire family in front of your eyes, what would you do Tomar?

>>713907476
>Uhh
>I'd guess I'd call the police probably

Its funny seeing how Armenian Cory has breached containment and i now see ai vids of him on ither sites

>>713907679
This shit was both hilarious and infuriating
He says having it with cheese is a variation after saying it's the standard way to eat it
Then after his tard tantrum is over he basically admits that his mom always made it that way for him so he assumed everybody else ate it the same way

>>713907974
I question if anything that Cory's mom does is standard

>>713907974
I enjoy a good Cory spaz out, but the man needs to be leashed back in every conversation. His autism can't stop him from talking over everyone.
And I loved Cory pre-sleepy cabin, but if the man isn't animating or working on shit, his flaws become more abrasive. (Like, why aren't you doing stuff AND a massive dweeboid now?)

>>713898623 (OP)
>so this gold ring isn't really an antique, you can tell it was made as recently as the 1990s. But apparently it was made on a different planet and that's fairly uncommon in Nevada. I can offer you fifty bucks for it. I got a shop to run here.

>>713908103
Having listened to all of those stories about his dad on Sleepycabin, I'd question if anything he's said about his upbringing is true

>>713901757
Yeah, Chris straightened his tie for Tom. It was nice to see.
But it was prettty obvious Fulp was uncomfortable

>>713898623 (OP)
Uh oh!

>>713907114
>it's a videogame Start-screen and Chris reaaaally wants to show everybody his music theory knowledge

>>713908309
>tfw you're a 47-year-old family man and are stuck playing video games with 3 manchildren

>>713904453
For me its Tom Holland's daily poop cam

>>713908410
Not to mention their recording room is apparently a disgusting mess

>>713908325
He was third-wheeling hard in those early Zach videos

>>713908597
But he slowly became the wittiest and most mellow guy

>>713905023
>>713908410
>Dave claims Tom desperately wanted a fart button in Nightmare Cops
>Jeff claims Tom okayed and front paged flash videos of himself sucking dick
>Tom shows zero reaction to fart and cock jokes

>>713908410
there are animals shitting diarrhea everywhere in the first 30 minutes of his biggest game

>>713908913
dammit Fulp! Whens the last time you cut your nails!

hi guys

>>713902553
Gardening. Growing fruit

>>713909159
Its crazy how much someone can fall in such a short time but I have no sympathy for this guy anymore, he said really awful shit to his closest friends and that's why he is alone

>>713903394
Fuck off, you soulless bot

>>713904161
They've done it plenty of times before. I don't know why people are up in arms about it now.

>>713909462
having had a shitty childhood friend myself, I can relate. When you're a real mean, unlikable bastard it's only natural that people will stop hanging with you!

>>713904209
I'm pretty sure they've been doing that for a while, not just after the AI videos

>>713909618
He had a cool voice too but yeah, just a shame that he basically went kinda insane

>>713905339
>put in 15 year of development for a game that will be about 6 hours long at most
Genuinely why

>>713898693
He's not wrong. Gay characters who's only character trait is being a cum dumpster are annoying.

>>713908278
sharp exhale through nostrils

>>713909159
>>713909462
>>713909618
don't do fucking meth

>>713906062
Did he fail in the animation part because of something? Such as just not animating much anymore? I don't remember any point where a bunch of people hated an animation he put out.

Not denying what you said, just curious. How did he fail?

>>713910024
drugs is always the culprit! In my case, my buddy really got annoying when he started a lot of thc and shrooms. Don't do drugs anons

>>713908410
Tom cultivated those manchildren himself.

>>713906053
You can just say you were wrong its ok

>>713908514
Chris is busy taking care of nile, so he's just trying to get him out of bed and not trying to kill himself, the house they all live in is a fucking pit

what if knuckle was sephirot?

I liked Nialls relationship advice
>just go on oneyplays subreddit and harass any girl who like oneyplays into dating you

>>713910302
>Chaos Emeralds are just super Materia
would be cool.

>>713904554
If anything, the change in Youtube monetization back in the 2010s is what really killed his animation motivation. He wanted to make that his livelihood and after the changes went into effect and the Hellbenders pitch fell through, he just gave up. It's a shame honestly.

>>713910024
>Don't do drugs kids
>Does drugs
>Oh no, my life is ruined!!!
Come on now. I guess getting raped will do that to a nigga

>>713901757
>he just wants the paycheck nowadays
Yeah, I think he just wants to move on or at least take a break
I would kill for a send off work with an all star cast

>>713910437
He could have just, you know, not get raped

>>713910437
I thought that was because he got blacklisted from the industry because of a case involving sexual harassment from the behemoth

>>713900224
>where he would talk about blacked or randomly mention bbc whenever any mildly attractive female character is on-screen.
If that's an issue, why are you posting on /v/?

I miss these worms

>>713904535
They rely so heavily on Zach's presence. It's a windfall for Chris when Zach spends a single day playing games on his show. Because he'll be able to make compilations from the content for the next 5 years

>>713911031
Same. Worms Armageddon is always funny to watch. Shame Chris and Dingdong will never play it together again.

>>713901757
>nowadays.
Did you think he made a LP channel out of passion for LPing and video games? It was always solely about money.
The problem is that he has realized he actually cannot do anything else at this point to maintain his standard of living. He's not capable of making a cartoon on his own, he's not competent enough to release a video game (or even understand how to make a good one) and he's not good enough at music to make a living off of it.

>>713904453
>372 Pages We'll Never Get Back
>Romance of the Three Kingdoms Podcast

>>713904554
It's always super cringe when he brings up doing creative shit as a kid and sounds so smug and self satisfied.

He was bragging about making sand castles at the beach.

Chris, You're an adult, you need to move on, you should be doing bigger and better things.

>>713902025
>fat and lazy
obviously
>jerks off to panties
I believe it
>makes fun of and hates his viewers behind the scenes
Also obvious and not even behind the scenes
>Is a jealous, selfish prick who hates seeing anybody succeed more than he does, and shit talks everyone behind their back
I think that applies 10x more to Stamper who is constantly shit-talking everyone. Chris honestly seems more humble than Stamper is too.

>>713910131
it always starts with
>hey can you loan me like 2 grand I need to pay a deposit on my new apartment. Promise I'll get paid by *insert event gig job* by next month and I'll get back for it I promise
>hey I somehow fucked up my car and I need a couple grand to get it out of the shop so it can pass inspection I promise I'll pay you
>hey I'm gonna crash at dad's while I'm between apartments for a couple weeks (now senile and got his inheritance a year ag) and then not clean up my shit in the house at fucking all

This shit is only going to get worse and frankly I don't really know what to do

>>713905339
Tom, Jeff and Corey are actually professionals who make video games.
I have the most faith in them.

>>713908150
it's only good when someone else lashes out with the same intensity
the only ones who do that are zach and adam

>>713908514
>>713910254
how the hell do people know this about them? i just put the channel on in the background while i do other shit, is there an oneyplays gossip circle or something

>>713911031
the boys are back in town

>>713905961
Now this guy is cool

>>713900612
Nah that's modern Cory. I don't know if he's on antidepressants or something but all his quirks are turned up to 100 and he never shuts up now like a hyper child and it makes the majority of the videos he's in borderline unwatchable.

>>713911921
They've shown little IRL clips several times and the recording room is always trashed with cat hair everywhere.

>>713902586
I mean, the channel to begin with is solely to make money, but that's no reason not to shit on the compilations for how blatantly garbage they are.

>>713912094
Modern Cory's levels are fun as fuck though. Unlike classic Cory levels which are just side scrolling unfun bullshit

>>713902045
>it's another Unleashed episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DORHxrqcYsA

>>713906438
>no amount of money will repair him.

Some people just don't understand this. Money can't solve every problem

>>713911834
what game did cory make?
no, the etna flash doesn't count

>>713909606
I haven't seen the clip but it's usually just lighthearted jabs at the most obsessive fans or whiners. When Dingdong did it, it was valid or done to bait people for fun but never malicious.

>>713912221
bravo

>>713906858
Delete this cursed image

Is this a stealth thread or have I skipped a Sonic game?

>>713912261
just most of them

>>713902025
I don't know if stamper knows if he made that up or not
Fat gooner seems true though

>>713912251
I like how they genuinely wanted to kill themselves during the whole thing but he still gave it a 7/10.

>>713906816
I tolerate him now but would be much happier if he fucked off the channel. He can be funny, but he sabotages himself by always delivering everything in a lifeless, boring tone so any good joke he's ever said is ignored or barely gets a few chuckles out of his own friends. Also he's too much of a try hard who cares too much about appearing epic and mature which doesn't help at all.

>>713912347
I think you might just have autism

>>713911031
Why doesn't Chris do online sessions all the time instead of making everyone fly over to record? Covid era Oneyplays was the golden age of the channel because the 4 boys just played games together from their own homes. Zach was even able to be in every episode despite also simultaneously working on Smiling Friends.

>>713912617
i will give credit where credit is due, his KotH impressions had me on the floor
https://youtu.be/H2Tv89ditFU

>>713898693
You drew him with a silly face, but is he wrong? A gay character going
>"OOOOOH I HOPE THERE'S HANDSOME MEN, BECAUSE I WANT TO PLACE MY PENIS INTO HIS ANAL RECEPTICAL"
is just rubbing his sexuality in your face in the hopes of signaling the dev's virtue.

Anyone else disappointed by the Tom Fulp episode? He's just kinda there and barley says anything or responds to the others. For being longtime friends he really did not mix well at all with any of the members, maybe he missed his husband Jeffery.

>>713898693
That's 100% correct though the only time they should be like that is if there's like a dating or romance scene

>>713902045
Always worthwhile.

>>713912617
Honestly I thought Lyle and Chris would have broken up because lyles gf is one of those super liberal industry types(hazbin hotel) who left twitter because of trump

>>713908293
Corey wants his body building daddy to fuck him so bad. He's such a little faggot

>>713902025
>>713902025
>Chris is a disgusting fat gooner who never cleans his place
We know this for a fact
>Chris still has the panties of some girl he fucked in his teens, brags about jerking off into them for years and never washing them
Weird but I could still see him doing it knowing how uncleanly he is
>Makes fun of and hates his viewers behind the scenes
Any big youtuber despises their own audience
>Is a jealous, selfish prick who hates seeing anybody succeed more than he does, and shit talks everyone behind their back
I don't know about this one he seems to stick up for his friends a lot

>>713905937
That's literally the entire Newgrounds brand. If it didn't, it wouldn't be appropriate.

>>713912986
he trimmed his toenails, losing a chunk of his power

>>713912815
They're much busier than before I think. Zach is full time on Smiling Friends since they got greenlit for S4 and S5, Tomar has VA work and a child to watch. I assume Cory and Dave are also hard to get despite appearing so much on the channel since they are also working on their own games

>>713909076
Alien Hominid? Which version?

>>713907357
>You OvErCooKed my Spaghet-eye!

>>713912986
Nah I agree, the whole episode felt akward. Like they barely knew the guy but also he didnt align with their humor for some reason

>>713898623 (OP)
I like how Cory has been offloading the grief of playing a Sonic game onto Chris and Dave by passing the controller to them every other level.

didn't castle crashers take barely any time to make?

>>713911415
Shut the FUCK UP!

>>713907152
This might be a hard pill to swallow but Cory is an actual retard to the extent that no amount of time he puts into playing video games will make him good at them. He's genuinely stupid.

>>713902553
I play the accordion now.

>>713909850
Passion.
Some people have it. Some don't

>>713913482
Yes which is why it's odd that The Behemoth is taking longer and longer to release each new game when their art style remains exactly the same.

>>713908325
>episode title is something Lyle said that nobody reacts to or acknowledges
>cold open is Lyle making a 'joke' that nobody laughs at
Granted he doesn't do it nearly as much but given that him and his GF were/are editors, it made him look like a retarded megalomaniac

>>713913660
it'll be out when it's out

>>713910395
>After Hellbenders failed, Chris gave up...

And Zach didn't give up. He put his nose to the grindstone and now he has his own show.

>>713913660
You can be ambitious in ways other than art style. But I question whether it's worth being that ambitious. You can make a good game without infinite fucking sidequests like Pit People.

*starts sputtering* NO

>>713913805
... because of the unfunny Australian man that was already working on multiple Adult Swim cartoons

>>713911079
This desu. Chris is a real hanger on for Zach

>>713908913
There's a difference between putting a joke like that in a game and appearing on a LP as yourself and saying those things out loud into a mic.
I imagine he's somewhat sensitive to his public image since he has to directly interact with normal people more often then people like Chris, Dave or Cory.

>>713912621
So I should report the thread due to the 'tism?

>>713913780
And we like that.

>>713911537
Perfect example of Chris' gifted kid complex

>>713901757
>why doesn't anyone like my shitposts? :(
go back to /pol/ man

>>713913996
go on though I doubt your handlers will take care of this one for you

>>713900224
Chris has almost always been the least funny one

Do you think any of the oney boys read these threads?

>>713913996
Do it, faget. Nobody is scared of a thread 404'ing, you hall monitor.

>>713914209
Cory is too busy jerking off in Chris's living room

>>713914182
Nah Chris was on fire during the DD & Julian era

>>713912986
>>713913381
>the 47 year old man invited to the lets play channel didn't play into the le wacky humor and bullshit
>"he didn't mix well..."
he was funny seeming normal and well adjusted

>>713914209
chris 100% lurks
dingdong obviously posts here
adam probably frequents the porn boards and is completely unaware of the sfw side of the website

>>713914209
I don't remember if it was on a stream or something but years ago they talked about how someone on here was pretending to be Niall and it freaked Niall out because of how accurate he was being.

>>713914209
There is a direct reference to the neopuritan schizo and his 'infographic' but I presume he also posted it on their reddit or whatever.

I wish chris would stop mentioning black cocks every other episode

>>713914113
>>713914256
uh ok cya

>>713914209
dingdong definitely does the same thing sqrlyjack does and searches his name in the 4chan archives every once in a while just to see what we say about him

>>713914442
bye pussy, try to feel like you won when we already hit 250 posts.

>>713914209
Chris has explicitly said he reads threads on /v/, Dave and Cory definitely read and post here. DD and J did and probably still do and I'm pretty sure even Zach has made a few comments about posts on 4chan (although in his case, he might have just been shown them or saw them elsewhere).

>>713912281
Hehe hehe, oh, it counts

>>713914209
Dave has referenced /v/ before, he's probably lurking right now

>>713913996
The janny who hates oneyplays -ACKed xirself after the hack
there are multiple oneyplays threads that hit the bump limit per week now

>>713914558
>Cory definitely read and post here.
In the past, at least. Since Bump Girl was his creation/forced meme.

>>713914553
uh ok

>>713903330
He was playing sonic with the FNF creator and literally said
>You know what would suck? If at the end of FNF a rotoscoped black guy fucked girlfriend h-haha
Like what the fuck the fuck is wrong with him?

>>713914649
erm, so that just happened!

>>713914536
It is always funny whenever a thread pops up while he streams, he instantly knows and his chat runs to tell him.

>>713914675
he's called dave by the way

>>713914329
We've had more mature and well adjusted guests on the show and they were much more talkative and weren't sitting there with a stick up their ass saying nothing for the majority of a video

>>713913769
>lyle finally says something hilarious
>Nobody acknowledges it and continue talking about some inane shit

>>713914754
lol wtf did tom wrong you or something

>>713914927
Tom never sent him the pictures of his perfect girl ass he promised.

>>713914716
Awkwaaaaaaaaaard!

>>713912986
>>713913381
It would have been weirder any other way. I expect the man who founded fucking NG to come off as an ethereal higher authority who doesn't have to demand total respect because he gets it regardless.

>>713913996
Reported for announcing a report :))

>>713913945
Zach dropped the Irish zero and got with the aussie hero

>>713913945
>unfunny

Take that back...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9i2eZaJsC7g&pp=ygUUY2h1Y2sgaGVyIGluIHRoZSB1dGU%3D

>>713903330
In the AI torture video where he tells Shadow to fuck Rogue with his Big Black Cock

Chris i know youre lurking here release the yiik final you faggot i dont care if you have to wrangle dd and julian back and replay the whole fucking game JUST DO IT

>>713914209
Yes. DD & Julian have said they read threads on 4chan about themselves

What are some games that are truly epic?

>>713904227
Millennials shouldn't be joining in on the "millennials are cringe" meme. That's some Uncle Tom shit.

>>713900224
so you're saying you watched all of oneyplays and what set you off is when Chris mentioned black cock?

>>713915353
>yiik finale
let it go anon dingdong was the one in charge of it and he probably deleted every single file related to it in during one of his periods

>>713915459
crossword

>>713914267
God. What an alpha move

>>713902553
I became the CEO of a small Fortune 500 company

>>713900224
Right? I wanted to vent about the same thing since forever he's a worse porn addict than the corey

>>713915536
/you could say it was a power move

>>713910395
Hazbin became a show (not to mention Helluva Boss), the guys behind the show with the clown girl are making bank with their cartoons, Flashgitz is making enough money with their parodies and their totally not 40k series, and fucking Zach got his show, so this is just bullshit, Christ is just an ADD faggot who can't focus on anything for more than 5 seconds.

>>713915353
The more overproduced something is, the less funny it's going to be. I've seen other non-oneyplay clips on youtube and the guys just go all out on the production value, and it's less natural or funny than a fucking sitcom.

Yiik clearly had too much effort put in and I bet it wouldn't even make me laugh after all the build-up.

>>713915526
>DD and Julian let Chris visit and even play some games for the channel.
>Go so far as to animate an intro for it and even elaborately edit the videos.
>They now severely regret doing it while Chris looks back on it fondly.
Truly sad stuff.

>>713915684
>The more overproduced something is, the less funny it's going to be.
the nostalgia critic effect

>>713905443
The typical indie dev trap: Adding more and more things as things go along because you didn't plan out your game pproperly

>>713914754
He was probably grossed out by the recording room
Or maybe he's just unlikable

>>713912880
>>713909870
>>713913043
That's what real gay people do, it's realistic writing.

>>713915721
>>They now severely regret doing it
any actual reason?

>>713915820
Gotta shamfully admit: im a closeted gaycel but if i were open I'd act like gregg. from nitw.

desu, I don't see why Let's Plays are supposedly below the skill grade for these people, but really mediocre flash animations about video games and Harry Potter were apparently peak culture.
Genuinely, explain this too me. It's like they have artist's pretentiousness, without having ever been artists who made anything particularly valuable.

>>713915794
I'm willing to bet there are gays who aren't total froot loops.

>>713915623
>Christ is just an ADD faggot who can't focus on anything for more than 5 seconds.
Remember when Chris did the collab with Tenacious D and everyone thought he finally "made it"? Now it's been years with nothing else worthwhile going on for him and it's become blatant that it was just a single lucky gig.

>>713915794
How would you know? You're not exposed to the ones who keep it to themselves but you are to the annoying ones so you end up with confirmation bias

>>713915820
It brought them a lot of negative attention from obsessed spergs.

>>713914786
>finally
That's the problem. You start tuning him out.

>>713915820
They're just miserable unhappy people

>>713916016
They should try being nice to people.

>>713915721
God i wish dd and julian werent mental drama queen faggots their era was the best. Most of it was dd actually being good at games and having good taste/obscure picks, julian was just kind of there

>>713916016
Boo fucking hoo, they always brag about being le epic secrit club normalfags, they of all people should know that the insults from some literal who online shouldn't be taken seriously, i still think their stories about their town getting together to lynch them is BS

>>713915778
By the sounds of things at least some of the Dave/Corey videos were actually recorded in Philly, so they were probably in the Newground's office.

>>713915721
You could have just summarized that by saying
>DD and Julian have an actual mental illness
>truly sad stuff
>>713915820
see above

>>713915898
They dont, most of the people doing the lets plays just see it as a fun side gig, its just that chris and everyone in arins gang are burnt out has been losers that are bitter towards everything.

>>713916156
A small town is not going to band around fucking with two random gays (unless they're doing something really bad). The world is not a sleazy redneck horror movie from the 70's.

>>713915969
They're the majority.

>>713916156
I get that they've had some troubles from doing Oneyplays, but genuinely where would they be if they never did it? I guarantee 99% of their Patreon funders found them through the channel, so that literally gives them a way to only work on games while not having to do a 9-5. Plus whenever they stream they make a decent chunk of change from that as well.

>>713915898
>below the skill grade for these people
They simply don't want to do it. I think your mental illness has conflated that. They do LPing purely for money but they genuinely want to do animations and have an interest in doing them.

>>713915794
This

>>713915915
>>713915969
There are normal gay guys who don't talk about the fact they're gay every other sentence, but they are a rarity. It's depressing how many guys make their sexuality their entire personality, it makes dating hard.

>>713916450
>>713916156
Again, you're trying to seek reasoning from people that are mentally unwell. Of course it doesn't make sense, they have mental problems.

>>713916476
Gee, if there was only a way to make money by doing cartoons when you have a big fanbase

>>713916321
Nah, they have always had this attitude that it's beneath them, and they have to mentally separate themselves from the thing by doing it "ironically".
Why is the format bad? I don't understand. It's basically just improv comedy. It's a space where a person can be genuinely funny, without spending months on production.
Newgrounders have this whole complex that the stuff they were doing back then was "real art", even though it was mostly just bad animations that weren't funny. Very confused people.

>>713915820
They mentioned it quite a lot in their oneyplays era that they have the usual artist/actor mindset where they didn't want to be known for the let's play but the art they are doing instead.
I'm not a creative so i've never felt that but it's such a common thing for any kind of artist or actor that there are plenty of parodies and real life situations where a creative type does something popular then doesn't ever want it mentioned when they try to do something new they presumably actually have a passion for.

>>713916476
Their animations weren't as funny.

>>713900778
I would love to see his set up. Zach said Chris was on the wall like Marty McFly or something like that

>>713916802
I guess it greatly varies from person to person, some don't give a shit and are just happy to make "art"

>>713900882
>plays games badly, even games he claims to "like" and "be an expert in"
When has he ever said he is good at a game? The only one I can remotely think fits with that description was when he played Shinobi

>>713916925
the act of creating is what's fulfilling, it does not matter if it's objectively good or not

>>713916802
They should try being good at art. Or actually finish any of it.
>oh, but I make gay porn for commissions!
Okay. That has no entertainment value to me. What do you want from me?

>>713916647
Harry Partridge puts out amazing animations but I don't think he's exactly thrilled to have to run a Patreon with all that entails.

>>713902045
I loved the Tomodachi Life series, I'm glad they got so many episodes out of it.

>>713900612
Chris is the glue, the caulk if you will. He binds and smooths over the very different personalities of his friends and more jokes land because he's there to acknowledge them and run with them.

I wish they played more Robocop. Those episodes were pretty funny.

>>713916718
> I don't understand. It's basically just improv comedy. It's a space where a person can be genuinely funny, without spending months on production
Chris doesn't want to do improv comedy and hates playing video games.
You're going too extreme in the opposite direction. Why can't someone just not want to be a LPer? I agree that it's basically a podcast with gameplay but one can acknowledge that and still distinguish it from animation or music.

>constantly have Dave and Cory
>never do drawing episodes anymore

>>713917391
Doesn't make enough money.

>>713917371
I don't understand the problem. You want to entertain people, and are given a platform to entertain people, and you're good at it, but that's bad?

>>713902045
They are my favorite group now. Those AI videos would genuinely make me laugh out loud

>>713899004
Like this guy. Note the lack of hair due to the harsh, Detroit-like ching chong chemicals (chemicals pronounced with a deep "CH"). This is chinkcory core.

>>713917391
The fact that we haven't gotten a Slightly Artistic with Dave and Cory is a travesty. Those ones with Harry were fucking gold.

>>713902586
Do you have a screenshot of that? Sounds funny

>>713917530
>You want to entertain people
He doesn't though, you're over simplifying it. He wants to make things he enjoys and that are well received. If shitting into his own mouth entertained people, that doesn't mean he'd want to do it.

>>713917901
Explain how being funny in an improvisational manner is equivalent to someone shitting into their own mouth.
Is SleepyCast also retroactively bad? it was the same thing.

>>713918063
Why are you avoiding my point?
>He wants to make things he enjoys and that are well received
They also stopped doing Sleepycabin for a similar reason.

>>713902025
I saw Oney at a grocery store in Las Vegas during the meetup. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with , and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Chris trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

>>713918139
Like Flash animations about Grand Theft Auto? Stuff that was at best kind of amusing, about twenty years ago, when we were all more easily impressed?

>>713905161
In some recent videos Chris spoke about Bowlbo so I suppose the game is being worked on still

>>713918242
I'm not sure why you're acting as if your personal opinion on their animation matters to the question of what they themselves want to be doing.
I'm really not sure where you're trying to go with this. Chris does not want to LP because he'd rather be making animations or music. Even if you think everything he makes is pure shit, that's irrelevant to the point that it's what he'd rather be doing.

>>713902045
Their Mario Lost Levels episodes are funny as shit. The most recent one where Chris accidentally overwrites their save state and all he said was lol was gret

>>713905443
Apparently they are so autistic that they are never satisfied with how things look or control so they keep redoing them

>>713918407
I'm trying to address the fact that old internet people's aversion to Let's Plays is bizarre.
It's not beneath you. In fact, it's perfectly geared to your skill level. You're not Stanley Kubrick.

>>713898623 (OP)
Corey has a lot of shit takes. But he's completely correct in saying that Unleashed sucked monkey ballz. People kept trying to "revisionism" this shit.
Unleashed was also to blame for a lot of shit Nu-Sonic does.
>quirky marketable side character with special powers?
Unleashed
>Sonic's the only playable character?
Unleashed
>Sonic's friends get sidelined out of the story?
Unleashed
>collect more X to progress?
Unleashed
>gameplay gimmick the game's centered around?
Unleashed

>>713918652
>I'm trying to address the fact that old internet people's aversion to Let's Plays is bizarre.
Right and I responded to that with the point set forth above, one that I have yet to see you address.

>>713918827
>But he's completely correct in saying that Unleashed sucked monkey ballz
He gave it a 7/10. Imagine trying to side with an actual retard and missing his conclusion.

>>713903934
>the part where they fucked up sonic so bad it absolutely refused to reply, not even a "Im sorry I cannot generate this response" type shit, just pure fucking silence after getting tortured for a million years

>>713918827
The day time levels are still fun. As someone autistic enough to S rank the game, i can 100% say the werehog levels are fucking cancer and anyone who defends them are actually fucking brainwashed

We all agree Rogue Fingerer was the best Sleepycast episode, right?

>>713908325
>Ask me about my rat story

>>713919061
I like the one where Niall Cory and Chris all reminisce about porn games they used to play. Pretty sure that's the one with the retard sponge factory in it too.

>>713919061
no, it's the marsquatch one

>>713904161
have u c0ns1dered n0 t b31ng a fr1ndl3ss l0s3r?

>>713917205
Hopefully they stick around for the new one

>>713917757
? They did a few with them, just not any new ones. i imagine they don't want to draw when it's what they do 24/7 however chris confirmed there's a new one coming on reddit

>>713911079
I always find a little unsettling how he always puts Zach in all of the thumbnails BEST OF complications videos

>>713919310
if that's the one with the water people, it's definitely one of the best
I like the one with chris, cory and jeff, talking what they would do if they had one dillion dollars

>>713918063
you're so fucking autistic and dumb just shut the fuck up

>>713918827
No the only reason unleashed got shit on back in the day was because there was still some steam left in the hate train that started rolling in 06. A lot of people remembered it being pretty good and when it got its PC fan release those people were vindicated. It was only a few months ago so it's weird you don't remember but the game was basically universally praised, lots of people even admitted the werehog levels were pretty harshly overhated

>>713904554
Problem is, animation doesn't pay or generate clicks. King Krazy was hilarious but it has like no views.

>>713903934
Spongebob sticking up to Dave was kino
That peter griffin chatbot is like, the worst one I think. I tried it and he refused to act crude or immature which is the most in peter griffin thing ever

>>713912281
Cory is a work horse, he animated all those Sanity not included videos for sugar cubes

>>713902025
Honestly, a nice shitpost. You know a lot of about Oney to be able to pull this one off. The only thing that is out of left field is the jerking off to panties thing.
Everything else sounds exactly spot on.
He absolutely was seething at Zach after Smiling Friends.
He has made backhand comments about the community for years on playthroughs
The gooner shit is a very specific thing too, there is a difference between a guy jerking off and a guy doing marathon jerk off sessions, etc.

>>713918914
Judge it by his actions, not his thoughts. He's retarded, you can't trust his autistic Stockholm syndrome results. He and the gang suffered through the whole game, and they didn't even play with Corey to collect the shitty Emblems.
30 min long levels in a Sonic game is ridiculous as well.
7/10 is not a good score in the minds of the masses either. It's "average".

>>713919620
opinions of autistic zealots are not to be taken into consideration
>>713919783
sanity is not a bideogaem

>>713919000
As someone who also 100%ed the game, the werehog levels arnt that bad when you have all the moves unlocked and youre the actual brainless retard for 100%ing a game you hate about 70% of

Release the uncensored Armenian Cory song lyrics NOW

>>713919846
>out of left field is the jerking off to panties thing.
Stamper accused him of it on twitter during a meltdown iirc. its just more deep lore

>>713919634
Because it was a shitpost.

>>713920007
no that was the "keeping used condoms" thing

>>713919983
My name is Cory
I like to be Armenian
My name is Cory
I like to fuck goats and get my dick sucked by goats
My name is Cory
gyro gyro gyro gyro gyroooo
My name is Cory
Goat gyro

It bothers me that like half of the mongoloids here and in comment sections can't even spell their fucking names. Who the fuck are Zack and Corey? They are fucking 4 letter names and you gossip about these people like you actually know them, but can't even bother to get the names right? Holy shit how fucking retarded are these people genuinely

>>713915557
no he isn't, he barely talks about shit

I honestly started feeling bad for the little ai characters after a while, didn't know I still had that kind of empathy

>>713918178
Electronic infetterance

>>713919390
@c+u@11y ye$ !t d0e$n'+ c0m3 @$ n@+ur@11y +0 @11 0f u$, unf0r+un@+31y

>>713920227
it doesn't fucking matter how they are spelled

>>713914675
made an edgy joke? that's new now?

>>713920398
I bet you think Niall is spelled Nile

>>713920227
most of oneyplays fanbase is 3rd worlders

>>713920491
Can't blame 'em. Fits their humor.

>>713900829
nah Dave and Corey are a funny dynamic

>>713919061
It's the Tinder Update.

>>713917157
Harry should come back for slightly artistic

>>713920213
it was definitely about the genocide

>>713900224
Zero proof, die.

>>713919983
This, I want to know what was so horrible that it got bleeped and Zach was recoiling

>>713919928
>when you have all the moves unlocked
You won't naturally see this unless you actively grind/go for S ranks.
>youre the actual brainless retard for 100%ing a game you hate about 70% of
Yes

>>713919846
>>713920007
Chris also seethed when they were playing that Pizza time game blatantly jealous of it

>>713921603
did he? I watched it and he was just playing it and goofing off as usual

>>713921603
He seemed to like it?

>>713898693
if dingdong really said I have to agree, gay characters that immediately tell you that they're gay is so fucking hollow in personality

>>713921690
I think people in this thread are assuming chris is a much more angry man than he actually is

I think if the proof you needed for whatever beliefs you have is that a crackhead going through a mental breakdown and saying shit about all of his previous friends said it, you probably didn't need to hear any proof in the first place.

>>713921843
he's just petty and seething in a fat autistic pushover way

>>713921989
but he doesn't?

>>713918178
Let me show you how to meme, little nublet...

>I saw Oney, and his let's play gang at a Wawas station in Philly during the meetup. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be ERRRM AKWARD and bother him and ask him for drawings or anything.
>He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "OOH!? OOH!? AHH!?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face while making monkey noises. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle (unlike Knuckles) as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Chris trying to walk stiffly (bad back) out the doors with like fifteen potatoes in his hands without paying.
>The underage femboy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be drunk and too Irish to hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter and Tomar paid for them with his wife's money.

>>713921989
When was be seething

>>713922053
*isn't, esl

>>713922318
Doesn't would still apply to the seething claim since that is an action

>>713920413
>Haha I'm such a CUCC wowie! Look at me, I have a CUCC fetish, did you know!?
Yeah, uh... real edgy "humor" there, retard.

>>713916802
I had that mindset but mainstream success is so difficult to achieve that eventually you have to accept the crumbs you get because you're either not that great at art, or there's too much competition. DD and J are idiots for blowing their chance at mainstream success, and they're never gonna top their time on Oneyplays, neither monetarily, nor popularity wise. It's sad

>>713922229
*he, esl

>>713922318
applies to the seething dummy

>>713922382
>he doesn't seething
You're not even halfway correct.

>>713922078
you somehow took the most stale, overused copypasta and turned it into literal tranny humor with muh femboys haha just kidding but maybe????
shame on you

>>713922384
retard, he just made a dumb joke, it was with a video game character his friend made too, what's the big deal?

>>713922491
It doesn't, dummy

dangit missed the 'plays thread

>>713922503
He doesn't seethe, dumbo
But tell me when hes been mad on video

>>713922503
>>713922602
doesn't seeth, anon
doesn't seeth, you can get it

>>713922646
>>713922685
the post he's replying to says he IS seething
not he seethes
so the correct reply would be he isn't seething

>>713922646
>>713922685
Seeth is the same as seething, esls?

>>713921843
the ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD

>>713922945
HE'D RATHER EAT

A MASSIVE CORN

>>713922625
the 's 'ead

>>713922827
>>713922884
but you can say that he doesn't seeth, as in he doesn't seeth at all

>>713922579
Yeah, nothing screams like a funny joke like approaching your friend and being like "dude what if your oc cucked me with tyrone lol"
Kill yourself.

>>713918860
Why the attitude? Why the attacks on your own viewers? It's shitty.

I thought despite making Newgrounds Tom Fulp being kind of a normalfag was a known thing, so of course he doesn't gel with the cast, its gonna be even 'worse' now hes like 40-something as has a kid

It's like how James rolfe is just a very normal guy who doesnt even like or care about vidya much he's more into monster movies

>>713919061
I liked the season 1 finale part 2 where they have tom fulp on and they all talk about newgrounds lore

>>713923021
he didn't say cucked me, he said what if your oc (the bf) got cucked(the gf got fucked by another dude)
and Dave the creator of said oc constantly makes these kinds of jokes with Oney and with his chat on his streams

>>713923020
Should have said that then instead of just "he doesn't", esl. You'll get this eventually.

>>713923021
Dave makes edgy jokes all the time, he clearly wasn't offended as you are on his behalf. get a grip dude.

>>713922539
Oney had an underage tranny on his show and Corey tucked him in a three way with his tranny "gf"

>>713923171
you didn't get it from the get-go? lmao

>everyone debating the proper tense of seeth
>nobody mentioning the fact that chris has not been seething anyway
never change /v/

Chrisfags kneel to me and don't know how to spell seethe.

>>713922579
>>713920413
The point isn't if it's funny or not.
The point is that it's weird for Chris to see a pretty girl, for the first neural connection his brain makes is within a milisecond to pretty consistently spout
>what if she got BLACKED by a bbc and in the credits you see her sucking black cock
A lot of Oney humor is "spout whatever shit comes to mind", and bbc & blacked sure comes to Chris' mind a lot lately

it’s spelled seethe not “seeth”

>>713923395
Whatchu gon' do timmy?

>>713923395
anon I think you're trying too hard or looking too far into it, Dave and Chris work and hang out together all the time, this aint the fist time they talked about fnf or the characters, it's just a joke

>Chris DOESN'T seethe!
Have you never watched a video of his? He's incredibly passive agressive. Just pick any single time he's talking about his fans.

>>713923494
It's "spelt" not "spelled"

>>713923395
its crazy that in your mind FNF Girlfriend is the only example of a "pretty girl" appearing on screen
fucking retard

>>713923580
he seems nice to be honest, he even praises the games they play, once he praised the genshin game lmao

>>713900882
>makes retarded noises and memes for "humor"
Mario, e-e-e

>>713923580
Dingdong, definitely, but not Chris
This was actually a reason they clashed a lot, DD constantly leaned into that "Chris you can't be negative! The comments will be angry!" kind of humour

>>713923639
didnt chris talk about like 7 or 8 different characters getting blacked
i lost count, but i remember peach, fnf girlfriend, and pretty much every girl from life is strange

>>713923363
are you the guy randomly saying he seethes without evidence because you hate him for some reason?

>>713923395
chris has always been a coomer, and more so since veronica left
chris has mentioned in the past that he would use reddit for porn, and not just 1 subreddit, but a lot of them, to the point where he said all the links were purple everytime he went on there
not to mention in an episode post-veronica, he was setting something like "do you guys like cams? like cam girls?" and zach went "what?"
and chris kept saying camgirls and zach stepped in with "chris I would just drop" and chris immediately went full embarrassment said "ok"

>>713923765
Away he go

>>713923395
The joke was "how can we piss off the most people by making the worst ending" and I'd say that one pissed you off pretty hard.

>>713923805
>didnt chris talk about like 7 or 8 different characters getting blacked
I dont know, you're the expert on this specific subject that I don't remember happening nearly as much as you insist it does

>>713923854
sounds funny, what episode?

>>713923834
I think chris made a joke about his fans and he took it personally

>>713924171
nah, the oneyboys(don't know what to call em) just like to joke like that, have you seen them with Tom? They were like rowdy children, Dave makes fun of his fnf fanbase sometimes too

I like how this arguing is over Chris talking about bbc

>>713924306
Oh yeah i dont personally give a shit, i find it funny
But the anon claiming he seethes in videos he's clearly having fun in is a dumbass

>>713924437
oneyplays is serious business

It's kind of amazing in the 9 years I've watched this channel, nothing else has even come close. Same with sleepycabin. It's not even like I think this stuff is the funniest shit ever, but it's got a certain vibe and charm no other channel does.

>>713921843
They just want drama, and the morons being caught in the crossfire don't understand he's just a goober with an old internet mindset, some bizarre amalgamation of elitism and professionalism. I remember knowing a lot of people online like that back in the day, the kind I'd get imposter syndrome around. Definitely an asshole, but the kind who would have your back as long as you weren't an annoying child. Zoomers wouldn't understand. They don't know what it was like on Invisionfree forums.

>>713924065
I think it was in the dustborn playthrough not sure what episode

>>713900829
DD and Julian era was the best because Ding Dong actually cared about games.

>>713909159
Can't believe his downfall was The Behemoth's as well...
RIP

pulls on cock, hrmph

>>713924637
kinda weird, he doesn't feel like a coomer at all, maybe he is just horny from time to time, who knows
Corey is something else though, but I still find him funny, mainly when mixed with Dave

>>713924818
>he doesn't feel like a coomer at all,
Just because you aren't talking about it constantly in public doesn't mean you aren't a degenerate.

>>713924818
Nah he's just good at hiding it and/or is self aware enough to not show his power level, at the very least that would explain why he's a retard with such a short attention span

>>713924943
aren't they all degenerate?

>>713924927
good impressions

>>713925023
just chris

It ruined my life

>>713925098
Cory is easily more degen than chris lmao
Hell both chris and zach pointed out that their jokes about coomers come from a place of attempting to cut back on jackin it

>>713924796
>*shows cock with pissed off expression*
unironically "with pissed off expression" is now part of vocabulary, and what's worse I kinda just rip off zach's jokes in my friend group acting like the 'zach' of group and they fucking love it, they don't know what oneyplays is but if they do they will immediately know what I've doing all along

>>713924927
Maybe it's just me, but I fucking loathe when people try to do a Zach impression because you just can't unless you have his fucked nose thing going on

>>713925361
>you just can't unless you have his fucked nose thing going on
it's just a big nose man... c'mon

>>713925254
I too started doing zach type of random humour, and deep down I feel like a spergy fraud but its so easy and funny

Hey Cory, Amy here!

>>713925213
Chris searched for porn on the last websplorers. Cory would never do that.

>>713926281
It was Tomar's favourite shit dude

>>713926281
but it was a joke, unless you actually thought he was gonna jerkoff in the video lmao
also you don't know enough about Corey if you think he isn't the most degenerate

>>713926365
Who searches for porn as a joke??
Cory is a saint, like the streamer Sasha Grey.

>>713926485
lmao come on now anon

>>713926365
Frankly, after finding out about Ding Dong's scat and musical instrument fetishes, I'd say he takes the crown.
Not certain if Julian's a bigger degenerate.

>>713927727
Whatever Julian has, it's clearly stopping him from clipping his fucking raptor nails

>>713927974
coke nail, one for each day so you don't cross contaminate.

>>713907568
I luld

You can't excape, I will rape you

>>713927727
You reckon Chris and Zach's extreme nofapper bullshit might have played a role in DD and J leaving?

>>713928539
what extreme nofapper bullshit
where are you people getting this idea from

>>713928539
Because they couldn't get more or chris' cum?

>>713898623 (OP)
>We missed Sonic autism and funny gremlin noises kino because chris decided to play pizza tower with Lile and that weed fag instead of Cory and Zach
Zach i understand since it was around the time Smilling friends S2 was on full production....but cory was still around at that time afaik....

>>713929331
Lyle can be alright with Cory. It's Adam that brings everything down

>>713925557
deviated frenulum

>>713902045
Something about Dave's personality is the perfect counter to Cory's autism
I don't know how he does it, but it's great

>>713929536
that's what they all say

are chris & gang actually conservative like people are saying here or is it just projection because they're not PC and don't actually make their sway known? they have gay friends + cory had a trans gf so seems strange

>>713900224
I stopped watching when Adam was in half of Boneyplays.
Nobody likes that fucking retard and he has no right shitting up the best event on the channel with braindead zoomer takes and abysmal taste in games.

FUCK ADAM

>>713930995
The word conservative doesn't mean what you think it means. And anons here are evidently shitposting with anything they can grasp onto.

>>713912986
They played off of it. You didn't laugh when cory or dave said something and tom just ignored it?

>>713922078
Kek

>>713931687
Tom ignoring his autistic sons was a power move

>>713923208
Cory, you gots some splainin' to do

>>713927727
>musical instrument fetishes
Huh?

>>713924927
Fucking OWNED!

>>713932467
Oh my sweet summer child. Im in public so i aint posting shit but simply google dingdong tuba croc and have fun

>>713927727
DD also likes fatties and froggies.

Julian likes hyper muscle furries, pompadour hair and cigars

>>713932574
I don't think he was trying to own them, looked like just a parody, the voices were a little accurate either way

>>713931786
>Chris points out that Tom's ignoring him
>Continues to ignore him

>>713932881
he also ignored Dave lmao

>>713914209
Absolutely. Chris and Dave have dropped random /v/-isms throughout the last few years.

Hi fags. Go work on your projects.

>>713898693
I can't even remember if this happens. The only thing about Greg and Angus I remember was Angus being abused by his family and leaving them to live on his own and Greg having an internal crisis over if he and Angus truly love each other or if they're just mutally making the best of a bad situation being the literal only gay people in the shithole town they live in.

>>713903934
It was very peak hope they get Zach on it

>>713898623 (OP)
wtf is that THE corey? the mother birthing hips one? from sleepycast? He sounds like a twig, always thought he was blonde
is he the one with the troon bf?

>>713924714
I liked the early Zach era but I’ve grown to agree with this. Ding Dong’s dry humor and Julian being the Stavros laugh track was a great balance to Chris’s eccentricity.

>>713923941
This
Idk how that retard got so triggered. Literally SJW behavior.

>>713909159
Maybe he turns around like Chet Baker did?

>>713933290
>is he the one with the troon bf?
This will never not be funny
>dude has been a coombrained homosexual for ~20? years in public
>in the year of our lord Jesus Christ the Saviour, Anno Domini 2025, brainrotted zoomers find out this crusty old man is a homosexual and go wild with this hot new gossip

>>713926485
My under classmates in High-school used to think it was hilarious to watch porn together. I'll never understand that.
>Yep just a couple of dudes hanging out watching porn on the living room TV

>>713914675
the whole point of that gag is that that's an awful thing and would be one of the worst things to do in your game lmao, you're retarded

>>713913945
fuck you yolo is funny

>>713928508
>the Best Gamers are streaming
>Cory logs on and says hello
>The best gamers chicken says hello
>Cory says...
>"You sound like a tranny, I want to rape you."

Cory is one in a million

>>713932151
The show should finally end when they have Linkara on as a guest.

Is this good character design?

>>713903934
it was hilarious, but there was soething about Dave refusing to keep Leon in his shitty state and then fixing everything they did to him that stuck with me
dude likes some of these characters I guess
"we have to make it right"

>>713932467
Behold, Dingdong dream man

>Fat
>Ugly
>Frog
>Tuba

>>713933998
how would you like it if you were famous but someone found out you love loli manko

>>713933478
Was it a Sleepy Cabin episode in which Cory says he avoided having sex with his prom date, who was an actual woman?

>>713934286
Yes and that was already a decade ago.

>>713934286
I think it was a best gamers stream in which Cory says that he's disgusted by vaginas.

>>713934409
Just trying to piece this together. I doubt Cory's ever had sex with a real woman.

>>713934271
But I don't like that.
I want to be smothered by Rainbow Mika's giant ass

>>713934490
Don't be anti-semitic, anon. Trans women are real w-PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713934490
He's just like us.......

>>713933998
You now remember dingdong usung the shit mon and the tuba lizard during the digimon playthrough