We are not getting a Sonic Adventure Remake anytime soon

https://nintendoeverything.com/sonic-adventure-remake-remaster-takashi-tezuka/

>>713948562 (OP)
standards? for a sonic game??

Do you really want an SA1 remake where Sonic looks like this?

>>713948562 (OP)
Good, they'd probably fuck it up and SA1 is one of my favorite 3D Sonic games next to Unleashed.

>>713948878
Is this a trick question? He looks fine like that.

Would you rather have this or a Dreamcast NSO?

Hard mode: No Emulation and PC ports don’t count, don’t bring those to avoid the question

SA1 shouldn't be remade. They'd just fuck it up. It's also one of those games that's just of its time. Playing it the original way it came out is really the only way to do it. Also the DX version of the game is a fucking shitty pale shadow of the original DC release, do you really trust Sega to do it justice?

>>713948953
Dreamcast

>>713948562 (OP)
>Sonic Adventure on Nintendo

It makes me fucking sick

>>713948878
The guy who did this unironically needs to be hired

https://youtu.be/lAtDe8YVFhg

>>713949140
Why does he point like that?

>>713948953
Given that dreamcast games were developed on a windows-based platform, porting them would probably be extremely easy.

>>713949223

Why does it feel like japanese people don't want to touch any game made during the Y2K era

>I think it would be about as much time and energy as it would to make a new title.
This answer alone should make Adventurefags move on, but for some reason, they want to see Shadow and Gamma die again and cause another Green Hill incident.

Talking about standards when Sega rushes all of Sonic Team's games is a real lack of self-awareness.

>>713949445
If I were to take a wild guess is because the older people who were in charge of these ideas also may hold the old Japanese teachings about letting go of the past.
Japan doesn't care about game preservation. They're minimalists and they tend to get rid of things in a cycle (Such as the custom with Daruma dolls) and the buddhist beliefs that inanimate objects can contain spirits and if that is not used for a while it needs to be forgotten or it will contain a bad spirit. (I'm paraphrasing).
That's why a lot of companies in japan can't do simple remakes or updates because they never kept their source codes for most of their stuff.
I also think things like the chao garden can never come back because someone who made that may not want them to use it anymore. It's been a long theory for a while it's not that SEGA don't want to do a chao garden and make money, it's that they can't for some reason.

>the Inevitable Rouge censorship debacle
>tarot cards
>no japanese terms left in at random like YOSHI or TERIYAAAAAH
>all the fan favorite quotes will be fucked with just because
>no funny audio mixing
>soundtrack will be raped, Knux's songs are almost certainly out
>Chao Garden will be irreparably fucked because you just know it will
>FF7R-esque meta-narrative shit
Thank fucking God. I don't think my heart could take it.

>>713948562 (OP)
Based Iizuka. Fuck remake culture.

>>713950137
Calm down, not all remakes are bad.

>>713949381
?
I know lots of Dreamcast PC/Steam ports already exist, that just proves my point.

>>713948562 (OP)
Sonic Adventure doesn't need to be remade. Unless the models look 1:1 with the prerendered promotional material, it would only be a downgrade. Especially without Ryan Drummond

>>713949575
>Green Hill incident

Yet they keep bringing back this motherfucker

>>713948878
Why is he splotchy

>>713949893
chaos were part of the virtual pet trent from the 90s like neopets and tamagotchi.
I'm sure no modern dev knows how to replicate it.

>>713950818
I was there, i don't need a history lesson.
>I'm sure no modern dev knows how to replicate it.
They can easily make it into an app.

>>713949445
>Y2K era

According to Electronic Gaming Monthly, 9/11 was only the 4th most important event to happen in 2001.

Even then, Imagine being a historical event and you get beaten out by the GameCube, console that couldn’t even sell 30 million units. It only sold 21.74 million units btw

And then there’s Sega who goes Multi-Platform

>>713950616
..in spinoffs?

>>713950818
>I'm sure no modern dev knows how to replicate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvh5J9ijkIw

>>713948562 (OP)
A whole lot of tapdancing to avoid saying they won't redo the Adventures because they fucked up porting Colors.

>>713950109
Also Amy in SA1 being independent could possibly get called out for being W buzzword and Gboss buzzword

>>713950893
>feels personally attacked for no reason
i'm giving context, no modern dev "gets" tamagotchis.
>>713950994
see? people nowadays think pets are like vehicles you have to upgrade

>>713951189
No, that's just how you travel. They have a kick starter. The link i sent wasn't a good one you're not seeing any of the creatures.
Look them up on youtube.

>>713951189
>think pets are like vehicles you have to upgrade
Do you not understand what horses are? Do you not understand huskies pull sleds?
What planet are you from?

i just want a new chao garden vros

>>713951401

>>713950246
>Calm down, not all remakes are bad

I’ll back you up and mention objectively good remakes

Metroid Zero Mission
Kirby Superstar Ultra
Pokémon Heartgold and Soul

And then there’s fan game remakes like

Another Metroid 2 Remake
Sonic Triple Trouble 16 bit
Megaman X8 demake

>>713948953
Either, but they have to do one final enhanced port job on the adventure games where you can send chaos to a tiny garden on the nintendo switch app.

>>713951326
are you trying to make a joke? you don't "upgrade" a horse

>>713950963
Started in Lost World, got to be in Forces and have a boss fight

>>713951618
That's really not that bad considering other major 'villains' came back for Forces

>>713951552
>You don't add anything on a horse to increase anything.
You ride a horse bareback with no saddle, reigns, or horse shoes on them?

>>713951894
>it wasn't a joke
you poor bastard

>>713952832
Do you think people don't add things to horses?

>>713949223
my god you are fucking retarded

I mean remakes are goyslop so why would you want one?

>>713953585
What remakes have you personally played?

>>713948562 (OP)
>doesn't want to do a remake because the amount of time, money and effort that would into such a project might as well be used for a new game instead
I have no issue with this. It's honestly how I already feel about about most remakes that end up as "re-imaginings" anyway.
Also, a remake by the modern devs would just play worse in most areas. Sonic Team have yet to make a 3D game that controls as well as SA1/2. Even Frontiers and Shadow Gens don't manage to hit the same spot.

The pc version with a handful of mods is the only "remaster" I need. The funniest thing about this interview is that Sega is still remaking Heroes, so this is yet another instance of Iizuka saying shit that will be eventually contradicted later on down the line.

>>713953035
Horse Armor lol

>>713948562 (OP)
spoiler alert the next sonic game isnt going to be as good as sonic adventure

>>713954704
>controls as well as SA1/2.
did we even play the same game? remember emerald coast when sonic would run on the walls and tip upwards causing you to reach the top and lose your grip?
remember in pyramid cave when sonic would veer off to the side and hit the wall while running down corridors?
remember the horrific rail switching in sa2 that would kill you of you went too fast? you had to let go of the stick and aim manually if you wanted to avoid dying

>>713948878
>>713948949
no

>>713955708
>remember emerald coast when sonic would run on the walls and tip upwards causing you to reach the top and lose your grip?
No because I played it on the dreamcast
>remember in pyramid cave when sonic would veer off to the side and hit the wall while running down corridors?
No because I played it on the dreamcast
>remember the horrific rail switching in sa2
No because I played it on the dreamcast

>>713954704
>Sonic Team have yet to make a 3D game that controls as well as SA1/2. Even Frontiers and Shadow Gens don't manage to hit the same spot.
I hard disagree with that,. I love SA2 but Frontiers' open zone controls and Shadow Generations both feel legitimately better

>>713959245
these issues also exist on the dreamcast, the ports were just a bit buggier

>>713955708
>remember in pyramid cave when sonic would veer off to the side and hit the wall while running down corridors?
You know you can run on those walls, right? Also, just spin dash and you'll always stay in the center

>>713948562 (OP)
Good. Fuck modern SEGA and Sonic Team. There’s no way they wouldn’t fuck up every single aspect of the original game anyway. After seeing the revisionist history bullshit and woke faggot censorship of Sonic Generations of all things, keep that hack Ian Flynn and every smelly ass burger away from the Adventure games so they don’t tarnish what few fond memories of the blue rat I have left. The losers at Slopnic Team can't even program a damn Chao garden these days anyway nor do they want to. They just want to rip off all the dogshit popular games of the modern era. Eat shit Sega.

>>713959593
Frontiers' janky collision detection is honestly worse than anything in SA1 or 2. Sonic jittering around because he's running along a collection of pebbles (which will also deactivate your cyberloop during combat) is just amateurish.

>>713948562 (OP)
Good!
Fuck remakes.

>>713955708
>remember the horrific rail switching in sa2 that would kill you of you went too fast?
I've seen people complain about this, but I've never experienced issues with rail switching in SA2. It was always Heroes that fucked me over.

>>713948562 (OP)
Good, no remake has ever been good. All they do is destroy the legacy of classic games.

>>713948878
Looks better than he did during the DC era so yes.

They could make a new Sonic Adventure, but I doubt they could pull it off nowadays. Heros set off the more goofy plotlines/characters and they've stuck with that since.

>>713959245
Nobody owned a dreamcast nor played SA2 on it unless you're like 50 years old at this point. Everyone I've ever met (early 30s/late 20s) talks about the Battle port.

>>713963106
I am early 30s and had a dreamcast and played both on it

>>713948562 (OP)
This is actuall a rare moment of Izuka accurately identifying both the market and the limitations of his own staff.
An Adventure remake would disappoint everyone.

>>713959593
>I love SA2 but Frontiers' open zone controls and Shadow Generations both feel legitimately better
Until you jump and realize the games have no sense of inertia whatsoever

>>713948562 (OP)
zoomers in shambles

>>713948949
Modern sonics model looks bad in a generic cgi way, the older Dreamcast and even GameCube models looked extremely better, if you guys want a new sa type game go play sonic speed simulator on Roblox, baffles me Roblox can get the adventure feel down and no modern game can achieve it again.

>>713948562 (OP)
I am playing Sonic CD. So much for momemtum and reflexes, the tunnel things accelerate you and you don't even need to spin. I barely use spin dash too because the screen is too close, I use it less than in fucking Sonic Rush, and it introduced the Boost!
There is bumpers everywhere, and the levels are small too.
Yeah, its a fun game, but its not what classicfags make it out to be. I think Boost Era clears.


This post was made in the name of the BOOST CHADS.

>>713948562 (OP)
That’s fine, just put the GameCube version on Switch NSO.

>>713948562 (OP)
This is like the third time he's said this.

Also it's all just code for:
>We don't have the budget for it.
But now it's because they dumped everything into Frontiers 2.

>>713965209
Jump always slowed you down?

>>713968376
Good.
I want new games, not remakes.

>>713948562 (OP)
I mean he's right. It would be a lot of work to have the 6 branching stories and fully functional chao garden with today's modern tech and visual fidelity. Adventure was a high budget game for its time