Thread 713958187

Now: Snake Rattle 'n' Roll
Next: The Simpsons: Bartman Meets Radioactive Man
Later: Data Man

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: nuh yet
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>713940004

i'm in

>no "edition"

ONE JOB

>>713958187 (OP)
Mig'd

CatJAM

>>713958236
They're not needed here.

>>713958304
Please consider suicide

>>713958354
FeelsBadMan

Man seems nervous

>>713958342
neither is half of that shit. the "later" run will be over 4 hours before this thread 404s

>run starts
>there's a fucking ad
why is ESA like this? even GDQ doesn't pull this shit

>>713958236
sex edition

>>713958354
monkaS uh mods?

>people finally figured out you can simply sabotage the charts instead of bitching about them endlessly
Well, that took an embarrassingly long time

>>713958418
now we're talkin

this guy sucks

>>713958437
>people
it's just 1 mad retard

>>713958437
only works in ESA when games get like 5 "real" votes. GDQ autists will just spam opposite scores for 2 hours after the run ended

CHOKING

YEAH CHOKE, CHOKE.GIF

CHOKE
THE RUN JUST STARTED AND HE'S CHOKING

>unpause stream
>this is not good, i'm on my last continue
oh boy :DD

>"i'm gonna play super safe"
>doesn't play super safe
??

>you stayed up late enough to watch the trainwreck kino
THIS IS IT BOYS

>>713958437
Charts were sabotaged when they were first created, since chart maker made them out of spite towards a run he liked getting rated low

music is pretty catchy desu

>>713958437
Bayonetta

>>713958437
>people finally figured out you can simply sabotage the charts instead of bitching about them endlessly
nigga that's been happening for like a decade, like immediately after that skeleton guy made the first chart and long before the script was made to scrape votes directly from the threads

FUCK NIPPLIE BIPPLIES

>>713958665
it's a pretty good game all in all. i once thought about running it because it's one of those rare fun NES games, but holy fuck it's surprisingly stressful.

did he seriously fall off the edge 5 seconds after grinding an extra life

>>713958684
never forget o7

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713958984
she was a top qt

GAEM OGER

Thats a GAME OVER my dude

IT'S OGRE
FUCK ICE

CHOKED

OH MY FUCKING GOD

UH OH

holy kek, mercy killed

no choke on snek!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?!

he has brought shame to nintendo by choking while wearing that shirt

Intermission +5 minutes

RATE THAT CHOKEFEST (snake rattle n roll)

>>713959084
SSS

>>713959084
C for choke

>runner about to cry
>crowd dead silent
>that golf clap when he finished
hahaha finally something worth seeing this marathon

>>713959003
she'll be at ASM
>>713959084
SSS
cringekino

so this is the power of europe.....

>>713959084
B
Short and sweet

>>713959084
SSS. This is exactly what I tune in for

>>713959084
SSS trainwreck kino

>>713959084
S trainwreck
man do I feel bad

>>713959084
SSS first thing to make me laugh all marathon

Someone call in a wellness check on ESA.

>You were here to witness the first trainwreck run of the marathon
Feels good late night bros

Surprise Contra run??

>>713959084
A-tier trainwreck

>try to go to sleep
>can't
>check thread
> I missed cringekino
Now fomo will keep me from sleeping

snake rattle n choke

>>713959084
C for chokekino

could've been an A
but he fucked up
i feel bad for him
but what you gonna do about it

honestly he probably could've talked the tech into letting him do it with warps if he actually tried

Guy was just getting the crowd warmed for HIrexen's run in a couple of hours

>>713959084
S
Finally some entertaiment.

>>713959241
No problem my dude, just watch it on tiktok with Reddit tomorrow.

>>713959273
oh shit, he's up, fuck guess I'm staying awake.

>>713959084
G for game over

He'll feel bad but he shouldn't 2bh. Isometric platformers are always finicky but Snake specifically is a ballbuster from hell.

GIRL?!?!!?!

>bonus contra run
>less than 5 minutes intermission
Thanks jesus

Oh it's this cute couple again.

What race is that

choked already lel

Stupid bitch

>>713959464
wife race
built for anon cock

>>713959538
do not talk about my brown wife like that

>>713959563
>>713959567
based and marriage-pilled

>>713959460
>cute

She looks native american

Chokeahontas

Even in the speedrun world thats a 4/10

>>713959273
>HIrexen's run in a couple of hours
Can't wait

>>713959746
their interactions are cute

>>713959760
>>713959273
QRD on this dude?

Oh god I just realized this Sakura Taisen Columns estimate is 1h20m when all the previous games were 1h35m combined

>>713959798
he ran like three or four games in the retro block last year and choked 2 of them in a row, also ran in a big relay that happened later and kept failing his part in front of a full house waiting on him to keep the relay going

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

La creatura SUCKS

ULTRA CHOKE

>>713959209
Thanks Parin. Didn't have the stream up and wouldn't have caught it

>>713959958
>we're too far in the schedule
>let a woman run
based ESA schedulers

>>713959914
wtf he's wearing the same shirt

huh, hotel maid milfs speedrun?

why do all of these action NES games end up with crazy alien shit at the end? not complaining, just kind of random

Cute smile...

>not 1337
Stupid bitch

>>713960126
blowing up aliens was popular at the time, plus it's cool.

rate this cutie's run

>>713960161
C+

>>713960161
SSS would marry and make mutts with

>>713960161
SSS

>>713960161
S for Simp

>>713960161
A

>>713960161
C it was okay

>>713960161
(B)retty good, Choked a few times, but was able to recover

>>713960126
I think it's to do with the time period being peaceful in USA, Europe and Japan. When things are like that it's reflected in the media and what you can always make fun of or feature as enemies are aliens instead of some other nationality.

>>713960161
B+ under estimate

>>713960161
S
so that anons later are gonna be mad about missing an extra run

>>713960161
C

>>713960126
Aliens came out around the same time.

>>713960161
run itself was fine, but it's kind of cool that this wasn't a planned thing and she just jumped on and shat out a run. doubt she's got a competitive time but still cool to see people who actually enjoy speedrunning and have a repertoire of games they can just do at any time vs just the people who grind one thing

>>713960161
S

>>713960161
C for COntra

>>713960161
S
FYI this was for Contra, chart-anon, wasn't on the original schedule

They only have 1 hag who was affected by alzheimers?

haha he shit himself

>>713960126
Alien/Aliens movies were fresh at the time and really cool so everyone in vidya ripped off the aesthetic.

>>713960161
S

Did you know that not having a healthy sleep schedule is believed to be one of the leading factors that increases your alheimer's likelihood? I just thought that was interesting as we sit here at 3am watching speedruns.

Sakura taisen on RTA

>15 minute stall so they can put a different cart in the NES
runner was already on the couch too

>>713960515
It's 10am bro..

>>713960529
Sorry kid we're watching Bartman

>>713960529
I still have never played any of those but I did download the music.

>>713960548
They have to blow it out dude

>>713960515
tomorrow's sunday, i'll still get my 8 hours

What happened to Astro bot?

>>713960515
It's 8:47 AM.

>>713960581
We don't talk about that...

>>713960515
Tell me your sleeping secrets, then

>>713960563
Don't worry this is just a Sakura Taisen skinned tile matching game.

>>713960581
runner was taken out by the IDF

>>713960581
turned into a dragon (yakuza)

Get used to that 10 second loop lads.

I miss the days of brutally hard licensed tie in games

That sure is a jumping animation

this is the shit i was hoping for like 8 hours ago. would much rather have a string of these short NES runs back to back than multi-hour runs of shit like borderlands and paper mario

>>713960586
>always wondered who drew this
>some random twitter korean hentai artist?

>>713960581
What do you mean? They ran it but used the tattooed dragon skin

>>713960708
this
speedrun showcases should be short preferably under an hour, not 5 hours of slop

>>713960161
B+ for an unplanned run

>>713960708
yeah retro blocks like this are always the most solid parts of these events

What a piece of shit game.

>>713960515
Thank god, looks like I'm never getting it

>>713960708
Older games are simply just more fun to watch. It's easy to tell if something is hard to do, then in 3D games.

post your event games wishlist
>Mischief Makers

>>713961074
Operation Flashpoint (2001)

my streamlink has audio desync, is that the twitch stream or is it my mpv lagging?

>>713961134
its u

>>713961074
SMT3

>>713961168
damn, is there a config setting I can adjust or force refresh button or what

>>713961013
Getting what

>>713961134
you can add a delay if the desync is consistent

>>713961074
>Black & White
>Ki's Quest
>Adventure Island 1

>>713961228
The zhaimers

Please GOD someone get Spike to go to ESA they need him DESPERATELY

>>713961351
ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!!!

how do designers even come up with what to put in these licensed games

>>713961383
Honkin my orb in an airboat

>>713961074
Dynasty Warriors 3
Z

>>713961406
coke was flowing like water back then.

>>713961406
>bart simpson flying around in a black and white version of space after shooting out lava flows with laser beams
this is what creativity actually looks like

Kohran sure is hot in this game

>>713961420
>Z
Based, installed it some weeks ago for the first time since childhood and it's still a great game.
Just bit of annoying dated camera mechanic but yeah.

RATE BARTMAN

>>713961406
Well the Bartman comics had issues out when it was made, right?

>>713961562
B for Bartman

Race next? Racebros hype?

>>713961562
A

>>713961562
A
I love watching old games being ran fast

>>713961562
B for Bartman, Runner was higher energy than needed though

>skyrim
>F tier
???

>>713961562
B+ okay run of a shitty game

>>713961562
A

They hotmicing?

>>713961074
lost kingdoms
citadel 1/2
gurumin
rayman redemption

>>713961562
C-

>>713961562
B-

>>713961668
No that's the host. No one's awake to mug the camera right now.

>>713961714
Oh im a retard, and had turned the sound down after that run

PLEASE
I'M STAYING AWAKE FOR HIREXEN
START THE RUNS

>>713961529
Yep. Mechanics are little bit dated, but still lots of fun. I really should try sequel also.

>>713961869
every run has like 15 minutes of buffer baked in. so to not get ahead of schedule, even if the run finishes on time, they still have to stall. underestimate = even more stall

I want stream 2

Why does the larger speedrunner not simply eat the smaller one?

This game is just a copy of Journey of the Prairie King from Stardew Valley?

the hell is this

>>713962143
>it's a co-op instead of a race
race bros........

>>713962143
He does ;3

>>713962143
holy shit it's Notch

>>713962157
Stardew Valley did not invent top down arena shooters.

>it's not actually difficult, i was just keeding
GOOD ONE

there was no show to kick of the event, huh
just an awkward short speach
not sure how I feel about this...
only now managed to start watching
have I missed anything major?

>>713962084
you know what would've been great, having short prerecorded runs for when they get ahead of schedule in case someone in the audience can't just jump on the NES.

>>713962337
What are you on about?

I thought ESA was kill, it's back?

>>713962267
peak of germanic humour

>>713962340
We should just have all the runs pre recorded that way no one chokes

sweden has taken over

>>713962397
just parading the corpse around desu

WARNING: Sweden breach.

>>713962397
apearently "cancelled for the forseeable future" just means "not cancelled"

>>713962375
I just wish there were more intermission shows like earlier years
only asking if I missed any info

>>713962462
They never said foreseeable future, they explicitly said they'll see how things are in a year, and here we are.

>>713962495
I for one fucking hated them and am glad they're gone.
Unless you're talking about the glitch videos which were based.

>>713962397
i almost forgot that they played that super melodramatic video at the last ESA that really made it seem like it was dead. even ended on that shot of Edenal hanging up his badge. a bit silly to do all of that and then the result was just skipping the event that already did pretty poorly on viewership numbers

>>713962495
They have stated they are moving away from any non game content during the event

>>713962397
>>713962462
Where are you getting this cancelled for the foreseeable future shit from?
Do I really alzheimer my brain but the way ESA ended last year was that Edenal said that Winter ESA will NOT be held, he made it clear but he didn't say that about Summer, it was clearly more optimistic, and if someone says nothing then it's more safer to assume summer will return normally.
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM THINKING IT WAS KILL??

>>713962565
it was kill tho

>>713962538
THANK YOU ANON, I knew I was right, people are such retards who don't understand things conveyed in words or video on screen and then make wrong headcanons.

>>713962582
Retard.

>>713962557
>Unless you're talking about the glitch videos which were based
those were a great innovation. should've just had every runner make one or two of those so they'd have plenty to pepper in during set up times

>>713962461
I wish Sweden picked a better game

>>713962565
see >>713962563
you're right about what they said but given the vibe they gave at the end of the last one, i get people assuming it was actually dead for real

That man is almost spherical

>>713962706
He's also rivals with a hedgehog.

>Data MAN
>2 Men

>>713962735
He's a bad egg

another 20 minutes of waiting while they swap the NES cartridge, WOOHOO

Rate Data Man

Well at least he failed 15 minutes under estimate instead of keeping a hopeless run going

>glitch out the game as game over
pretty cool idea for the NES era

>>713962839
D for Data
lel
lmao

>>713962839
C-

>>713962839
B+

>>713962839
B for Big Lad

Pretty neat gameover though

>>713962839
C

>>713962846
C

what the fuck there is an esa summer 2025 i thought we DIED

>>713962839
SSS

>>713962839
A, fun co-op

>>713962557
understandable
but you always had stream 2
and it was pretty funny when you could hear all the cheers and laughter from stream 1 in stream 2
a guy huddling over his game trying to do a speedrun when others where having in a room next to you

>>713962839
SSS for swede swede swede

>>713962162
I think it's a joke how bad some of those those emulator scaling filters look.

>>713962839
F

>>713958437
>finally
if not even the ratings for that We Love Katamari run with the vtuber years ago didn't tip you off, you're the slowest motherfucker in this thread right now

>>713962839
B

this hirexen run better be the trainwreck i was promised

>>713962956
Tiny Toon speedrun plays itself pretty much...

>>713962956
You don't understand, he NEEDS the redemption.

>>713958187 (OP)
I miss anything kino since big rebeldragon?

>>713962876
It was an intentional death for rng manipulation

>>713963109
snake rattle and roll got mercy killed, was pretty funny

>>713962839
Easy B

my wife is going to be on screen soon, please be nice

i could have sworn we already funded alzheimers

>>713963124
I sometimes do those too
though rn I’m considering a reset because I ended up a miserable neet in this run

>>713962557
This.

i havent watched any marathon since the esa rape incident how is it going?

vibing these intermission songs

>wake up to fucking Hirexen
Oh god

>>713959891
How can the first pharaoh in history according to Nasu be just okay to me but I get more invested into the happenings of an OC robot from the past with the same VA doing the most diabetes-coated voice as possible
Sucks for your PC gacha port though, ScreenCopy with your phone plugged in still works tho

Blogpost so stop reading if you want but this is the only marathon I'd donate at least five bucks to. My dad got his doctorate decades ago in Math, now he doesn't even know what 1+1 is. Alzheimers is the scariest shit ever anons. Make sure to go to sleep on time, dont become an alcoholic since alcohol can jumpstart Dementia.

>turn on twitch
>immediately ads pop out of fucking nowhere even with my adblockers
>got so fucking angry that I played with all the settings
>ads gone
fuck you amazon, suck my dick

>>713963313
I believe in him.

>>713963402
Can I get a how to sleep tutorial

I hope the triple thread of ratched, skyrim and COD is fun.
RE5 later on will obviously be but I really want something good in the morning

>>713963435
>ads gone

>>713963448
>brush your teeth
>go to bed
>close your eyes

>>713963435
The dipshits that run the Brave browser basically went and drew attention to one of the main ways shit was getting around ads, and Twitch immediately put out a fix to it.

>>713963448
insomnia is a sign of laziness. go out and do something with your body all day and you'll sleep as soon as your head hits the pillow

So...
Do you have any battletoads in store?

>>713963435
For some reason it's only the Amazon Fire ad that gets through. Not even VPN helps since it seems Amazon shows that ad globally.

>>713963559
We only have Combat Amphibians.

>>713963508
no I tried and opened like a bunch of different streams and shit, still nothing

>>713963559
We do, actually.

>>713963535
most of these adblockers are open source, twitch is already squashing whichever ones they can. they don't need brave to tell them they should be looking into how to keep people from cutting into their revenue

>>713963362
it is because Aris is such a hope-filled child that you can't just not root for her in this new world which welcomed her with open arms.

>>713963579
It's based on poorly understood regional shit, mostly to cause confusion with what works and doesn't work for blocking ads.

>>713963402
Working out can also cause brain plaque buildup, theres no real defense against it

>>713963610
>he doesn't know
See you in 20 minutes anon, probably even less.

>>713963579
I'm guessing since twitch is owned by Amazon, their products will always be advertised

>>713963628
Yeah but Brave decided they were pushing it to all their users, made a big thing of it, then less then a day later it got fucked.

Brave definitely drew a fuckton of attention to what they were using to block Twitch ads.

Man, when shes concentrating on playing she looks haggard, but when she smiles she looks cute

>Ad talk
For whatever reason YT is now playing ads too despite everything working 3 days ago.
So many fucking scams man or overhyped shitty ACs/blenders

>>713963448
periodic exercise, even if its only cycling once per week
some people also enjoy background sounds, be it rain, music or a podcast or whatever. I'm partial to carl sagans cosmos series myself. If you are an anxious wreck due to some upcoming things or whatever melatonin also helps

Melatonin is not a sleeping pill, it's specifically for resetting your sleep cycle. It also gives me really vivid lucid nightmares whenever I take even a small dose, shit's freaky.

>>713963838
I heard you shouldn't listen to things when sleeping though

>girl runner
>no sesxism
i would put my dick in that female girl

>>713963817
just patch your YT app with revanced, works perfectly

>>713963893
just put it on a sleep timer so it shuts off or pick something thats only an hour long

>>713962839
B

tfw no speedrunning gf

tfw no soeedrunning bf (best friend)

>>713963781
nature did them dirty
she could be anywhere between either be 25 or 50

fucking crow shits

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

like i'm being skullfucked by a jackhammer

She's great at mashing buttons

Do you think he gets her to cosplay as the character?

her tits are going booioioioioioiooioiioioioioiioing right now heheheh

Nice mashing

>>713963448
sleepiness is determined by two molecules: melatonin + adenosine

melatonin naturally cycles throughout the day, usually peaking at night and being lower during the day

adenosine builds up constantly while you're awake and then goes does while you're asleep. caffeine works by blocking adenosine

if your sleep schedule is fucked, just get back on track by staying up all night and then going to bed at 10 PM the next day. then stick to that schedule no matter what and don't drink caffeine after noon. this alone works for most people and problem ends up simply being self control because they get greedy with bed time and don't sleep at a consistent time

>>713963902
she was on like an hour ago, we got it out of our system then

this run makes me feel very lonely

jesus those sound effects

My fastest casual Battletoads run is faster than the 26th person in the leaderboards.

>>713964437
(All stages)

WOMBO COMBO WHERE YOU AT

>>713964692
KING!!!!!!!!

>>713964692
winking at me like a bastards who knows that i know that he knows that he has won

>>713964369
Must suck being someone who isn't content with loneliness. Never needed or desired a woman. Would be nice but it doesn't bother me too much.

On a side note,
>ad break during the final boss fight

>>713964692
blacked edit energy

:)

Rate Battletoads & Double Dragon

>you will never learn a coop speedgame with you gf
>you will never experience lovey dovey post-pb sex
why even live

>>713964836
This is what everyone was freaking out over?

>>713964847
C
it was ok

>>713964847
another SSS

>>713964847
A, good tech, good chemistry and she was a cutie hagwife

>>713964847
A

>>713964847
C

>>713964847
A
good run

>>713964847
C

>>713964847
A

>>713964868
>everyone

>>713964847
C

>>713964847
B+ (attletoads)

>>713964884
Is that like a married slampig or something?

>>713964847
i would plap and make babies with that Carmela,
oh i guess that run was ok, i rate it A.

>>713964847
A

>>713964847
F

>>713964946
What?

ngl, she has nice cup sizes

>>713964847
B for her double ds

trainwreck time

Thread's slow, posting this now because I can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-5Yte5uLxs

>>713964847
B

The chonky lad is really milking the fuck out of Street Boyz.

Oh no not the fucking goose shit again

>>713965127
Edenel thinks it's fucking hilarious and won't let it die.

>>713965037
Please plum responsibly

>Logitech mice last a while
No they fucking don't, the microswitches go to shit all the time

>>713964847
S. Didn't watch the run I just like the game.

>>713965321
can't believe mario is guilty of plagiarism
who made the tiny toon game anyways?

>>713965314
never understood this fetish
but if I ended up in a situation like this would I dive in the pussy head first?
yes, yes I would

>>713965274
I've used my G502 for like 8 years and the only thing that's broken is a couple notches of the scrollwheel no longer register.
Only really use one of the extra buttons but it's configured to toggle autoclicking, absolute lifesaver.

>>713965449
Why?

>>713965321
more like Thieving Through Animations lmao

>>713965449
absolutely vile

>>713965461
so your mouse is broken but you refuse to replace it. ok

>>713965467
>>713965487
I want to go back

once again?

kek i can't not laugh everytime i see this lady because of all the edits

They're still yapping?

someone post the bane edit

when is mod366 expecting to die

>donate to alzheimers research! probably wont be cured in my lifetime though
holy kek

>>713965632
just based off looking at him, i'd say any day now

Good morning did I miss any good runs?

fucking finally, good luck hirexen!

Here we go

>>713965748
>>713965753
So what's so special about this run?

>>713965646
nice

hes choking hard

>>713965784
Runner is a walking bundle of nerves and giga choked multiple runs last year

>>713965784
Not the run, but the runner last time had a few runs after each other and he kept choking. It just kept getting worse and worse, and you were actually able to see all his joy slowly disappear

I believe in HIREXEN

chokino!!

>dope dope
what did plucky duck mean by this

get it together man

>>713965940
It keeps happening

Unless he gets snatched by Elmyra in one of those intermissions, he's fine

He's such a mumbling mess. I love him

hirexen kuuuuuuuuuuuuurwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa

>>713965653
iirc they still haven't nailed down the disease mechanism behind Alzheimers, so yeah, they've still got a loooong way to go.

This is hardly a gag reflex, you guys promised me chokes

>>713966129
sex

>>713966135
No one promised you anything.

>>713966135
Choke on this! *unzips penis*

No chokes yet

>>713966135
He's still got 7 minutes to run this thing into the ground

YOU DIED

>>713966217
YOU WERE SAYING?

died again

>>713966217
You jinxed it

no choking today, it's a kids game

>>713966135
His constanly not hitting the tricks properly. Choking still has hight chance.

>>713966104
just don't forget stuff lol

>>713966246
>>713966254
It's just the one, guys, it doesn't matter--
>IT HAPPENED AGAIN

THE CHOKING

>>713966217
I blame you

>>713966171
you're penis has a zipper?

>>713966217
How could you do this

>just jumps into the ditch
kek

Oh no

heh, that was a good death

>AGAIN
>AND AGAIN

5 more lives left buddy.

if he runs out of lines I'm going to laugh so hard

>>713966135
There you go

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

??????????

CHOKE CITY

1 minute

>what the f-
kek

>>713966436
kek ok it's amazing

UH OH

Bro..

I'm sorry for doubting you people

>>713966438
At least Ben hasn't posted his dick yet.

>>713966273
>it's a kids game
So is Super Mario Sunshine

SAY IT WITH ME

Oh no why does it keep happening to him, poor guy

OVER

over...

Uh, did he even practice

>>713966346
huh

GAME OVER

>>713966273
YOU WERE SAYING?

>>713966069
I stand corrected

GAME OVER x2
OVERTIME x !

i think this dude should calm down

Just end his suffering already

>that jump death
oh my god

It's not about the estimate, it's about the memories

can just reuse the old memes

Providing kino two years in a row now! I love this guy!

Man, he knows the strats its just he gets tilted incredibly hard and just snowballs

Rate Tiny Toon Adventures

>>713966686
A

>>713966686
B

>>713966686
C (ringekino)

>>713966686
A for trainwreck kino

>>713966686
B

Worth it, now I sleep.

>>713966686
S
I'm sorry for doubting

>>713966686
im not rating this run thats the best i can do for him

>>713966686
A
quality entertainment

>>713966686
A
for trAinwreck

>>713966686
C for Choking

S for not disappointing.

>>713966686
S for sympathy

>>713966686
B

>>713966686
A, entertaining trainwreck

>Furball gets Babs pussy
>Buster is forced to be content with sodomizing Max

>>713966686
A for a soft trainwreck to start our morning

PLUM'S TECH TIPS

>>713966686
B

>>713966686
A
Thank goodness Game Overing doesn't reset you in this game!

>arrived 30 mins before the run
>had no time to practice
jesus man

>>713966724
See you for Super Metroid, anon!

>>713966686
C for Choke

and then buster bunny busted into his twin sister babs' cunny

>>713966805
And on an unfamiliar setup

>>713966686
bAsed

>>713966797
It throws you to the beginning of the world, but the final two worlds only had a single stage each, so it stopped mattering once he got to the choke zone

>>713966724
g'nite

>>713966724
Are you the one who posted the sweaty Parin? I want to have sex with this character. Goodnight anon

>>713958187 (OP)
>Finally get to watch stream
>It's a fucking 2 hour Paper Mario snoozer

>>713966686
A for small trainwreck

>>713966960
anon you're a day late, we're in the good block now

>>713966960
>being so nostalgic that you're actually living in the past
Impressive

these people are barely capable of speaking how are they speed running

>>713967080
They speedran all their language courses

How do you deal with the heat?

>Run Saber
boo-ring, where's Run Lancer

>>713967009
>>713967053
Fuck I'm retarded. Thanks anons

>>713966960
>purple
??

>>713967113
Any% CheatSheet (no Bribe Exploit)

>>713967127
You simply live with the heat.

buy our merch please we know mako is gone but we need the money

do you even run in run sabre

>>713967127
AC indoors~

>>713967127
it's 19C

>>713967221
>almost 50 dollar tshirts
>9 shirts sold
waht the fuck were they thinking

>>713967294
Edenal and Planks are massively up their own arses, they were even convinced things were just going to bounce back for them better than ever because they're sure ESA is some cultural monument.

>>713967127
I have a pool

>>713967127
What fucking heat?

TITAS

>>713967127
britbong detected get some bloody fan mate!!!

>>713967221
what happened to Mako?

HOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>713967127
Through my secret technique
>pull the curtains closed
>stay immobile indoors and stare at a computer screen all day

>>713967127
you undress

>>713967557
I don't think anybody knows, his last activity on Twitter was August last year.

>guy wearing a shirt with Guts' Rape Face from the Lost Children arc
based

>sitting in the middle

hmm

this game's slashing sound be like
>HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

too spicy for the west

>>713967689
soon to return as Feko

>>713967808
On a blue board?? Censor that NOW

>>713967127
>tfw irish
It's so cloudy, I wish I was melting in the heat.

>>713967127
What I do is
>turn fan on a low speed
>open my room's blackout blinds and windows in morning because sun is on opposite side of house
>close them once sun starts coming in through window
Seriously, getting blackout blinds and opening/closing window helps.

>>713967958
boo

>>713967798
you'd be going HAHAHAHA the same if you had to fight an humanoid with the head of a hawk who kicks shock waves in the air

>>713967808
Ridiculous.

>>713968110
I guess that explains why NSG is full of garfields.

she sure enjoys games that have a lot of mashing in them

imagine her BBB's (big brown bazongas).

imagine her filing taxes responsively and on time

Rate Run Saber

I give it a C

Finally time for pilot wings. As soon as they spend 15 minutes to change the SNES cartridge

>>713968536
B

>>713968536
B

>>713968432
Spare me your vile fantasies you sicko

>>713968536
C
snoozefest

>>713968536
B it is

>>713968138
i'd shit myself in silence

>>713968536
C

>>713968536
D

>>713968536
B

>>713968536
B

>>713968536
A

>>713968536
B

>they're STILL having two guys bridge the 20 minutes between runs by just mumbling around in front of the camera
What the hell, just do an intermission screen with shorter segments like runner interviews inbetween. It's not that hard.

>please donate so you might see incentives you might want to actually donate to
This absolute charisma vacuum really doesn't know how to encourage people to do anything, does he?

HERE SHE COMES

PLUM!

HERE COMES PLUM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLUM PLUM PLUM

ayo, anon in the tech crew?

!!

ESA IS SAVED

https://www.youtube.com/live/WPkssXI36mI?si=nvmvLJNWWHs63n0E&t=25934

why would you do this

PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>713968536
C

>>713968432
I watched a vtuber run into golbat for the first time in Pokémon blue and almost piss herself laughing

OH SHIT THEY FOUND THE BUTTON

COOOOOOOMIN'

I mute when plum plays. Overdone, sick of it.

>>713968895
U

PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM!!!!!!

>>713968928
Same.

>get an one second audio desync
>makes Plum funny as fuck
nice

I mute when plum isn't playing.

>we gave you what you asked for you pedo fucks now donate to us

Wow that was uncalled for

>>713969017
Especially coming from a German.

for a second I thought "enter the cumzone" is playing in the background

>not a single mention of the title of the game
Truly the epitome of advertising

>>713969051
Game?

>>713969051
I dont even think its an ad anymore

>>713968536
B

>>713969051
It's shown for like .25 of a second at the start of the long version but it doesn't make it clear it's the title of a game, it could be a publisher name, a studio name, anything really.

It's an amazing failure at marketing, even more so that they never even tried to course correct with it, either with having them say the game it's from or adding a bit to the end of the video.

>>713969051
Is it even worth mentioning as a game anymore? The music video is bigger at this point. I bet most people won't even know the game isn't called Here Comes Plum.

>>713969102
Think I saw that ESA pays them a dollar or so every time they play the song

>>713967557
Legit got a job. And a good one too. Busy drawing for new employers. Might see his art again soon.

>>713969102
Yeah it's possible they switched the title out for the "spam plum to bless this run" at the end once the contract ran out or something. Would need to go look at the old vods to see it back when the plum song was new.

>>713969192
The studio went under, there's nobody to pay, fuck knows who the game sales even go to, or if Valve just pocket the money.

>>713969215
That's cool at least, it's been nice seeing him go from just doing doodles for fun in these threads to getting all kinds of jobs and having his stuff shown off at these marathons.

how long have they been talking

Every time I turn the steam on it's two guys talking

>>713969215
Nice, good for him

>>713969353
The Fantasia 2000 of speedrunning intermissions

>>713969339
please understand, they need to fill the time

>>713969353
Please understand, it takes a while to change the games on the same console

Gay or just an aussie?

Pilotwings snes was my shit. Probably had a hundred hours in it.

>>713969427
Yes

wtf is this faggot talking about

>>713969256
>>713969192
The studio went under, the publisher owns the game more or less. ESA was paid some sum upfront to use the Plum video the first time, but because jt became a meme and the publisher doesnt care, just spam the video, why not.

>Berserk shirt
Based

You now remember Pilotwings's 3DS sequel was one of that system's launch games
what the fuck were they thinking

oh my god start the run before your stupid story nobody cares about

oh fuck I missed ESA so much over the winter
this week will be great

>choke 30 seconds in
kek

>hasn't had any practice since arriving
good luck bro

>>713969441
The only other experience I have with this is watching Arino fuck it up for 6 hours, so it's nice to see someone play it well in contrast

>reset
never mind

>>713969487
Fuck you, I care

>reset
run already over

Choke speed run

IT BEGINS

>>713969529
Happens to the best of us.

These grafix are kinda insane ngl ong fr fr

>>713968536
B

What happened to european runners ?
New worlders should go to their events instead of polluting ours

>>713968847
what is this from

>>713969769
We are poor as fuck.

>>713969816
ESA Winter 24

Clap, you filthy animals

>crash! crash! we're sneaking through customs!
kek

>>713969769
second 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUsJi8nKsj0

>>713969914
God I'm glad h they quickly dropped the donation reader on came during runs.
Remember when they were also cutting away to a super close-up of them reading a donation?

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

I missed Plum.

>>713970045
As if I could forget

Based aussie

I'm going to start baking

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>>713970148
We've arrived at page 10. Clear for take-off.

>>713970091
A donation from Anonymous, who donated 555 Dollars with the message "Nice digits"

Oh shit it's Cata the Bull.

Miggy
>>713970257
>>713970257
>>713970257