Have you ever fucked yourself over by beating a video game without knowing about a major mechanic?
>Didnt know you could give orders in FTL while paused until the Rebel Flagship
>Didnt know you could manually take loans in EUIV until 100 hours in

the webm is safe
nothing happens to the beaver, it dodges the log

when I first played oblivion back in 06 I did not know you could fast travel at all. I discovered it many hours in on my playthrough on accident when I clicked on a town

every single one since i play by instinct and never read anything

>>713967125
>it dodges the log
That's a stump of a log. Cutting the tree that short actually led to the beaver getting hurt

It took me quite a while to discover fast forward in Mount and Blade: Warband

>>713967125
>safe
the beaver got hit by the log and is clearly in pain

>>713967016 (OP)
>Have you ever fucked yourself over by beating a video game without knowing about a major mechanic?
No, because the first thing I do when playing a game is read what the controls are, then check what all the buttons do just in case I missed anything.

>>713967338
animals dont feel pain

>>713967016 (OP)
when i first played persona 5, i didnt know that having a persona of the corresponding arcana when doing social links actually increases the amount of points you get with that character, and im pretty sure i proceeded to play p3 and p4 without this knowledge. i could have had a lot more rank ups lol
when i was initially going for three stars on all the cups in mario kart 8 deluxe, i didnt know that completing them on 150cc also completed the lower classes so im pretty sure i played a bunch of 50cc and 100cc when i didnt have to

>>713967254
Nope, first bonk crunched his head but he was able to escape. in fact if it was a full tree it might've trapped his head due to the 20-40x weight.

>>713967369
retard.

I didn't upgrade the stats in winnie pooh homerun derby when I first tried to beat it.

>>713967424
only humans feel pain due to the fall of man
retard

>>713967016 (OP)
Pretty much any JRPG I play I don't care to learn the special mechanics and just go with basic attacks and items.

>>713967462
go pinch a crocodiles bum

>>713967016 (OP)
How do these dummies survive in the wild?

I beat the entirety of DMC4 and DMC5 without knowing you could teleport to your target with Trickster. It took me until the last Urizen fight on Son of Sparda to figure it out
I have still never used Royal Guard

>>713967543
real trees making cracking noises when they're about to fall which is much sooner and gradual with the weight of a full tree
the stump was able to be supported till the end by a splinter of wood which snapped suddenly

>>713967254
>>713967338
>the beaver is hurt!
>it's in pain!
The log clearly just glances off of it. There's no force behind it you fucking pansies.
Furthermore beavers are little balls of muscle and fat. It just got startled.
Calm your tits.

>>713967543
darwinism

I'm in act 3 of BG3 and i still dont know what i'm doing

beat mario bros without knowing about jumping

>>713967543
another video I saw had the beaver stopping every few moments to listen for the tree falling and would go back to work if it wasn't creaking yet.

>>713967369
>>713967424
>>713967462
You're all retarded. Animals feel pain but humans are the only ones who can actually conceptualize pain beyond "move away from whatever is causing that." It's why humans are the only animals who will not only endure pain purposefully for purpose, but can even grow to relish and enjoy pain.

>>713967016 (OP)
imagine being the evolutionary stepping stone towards becoming a beaver where you have the instinct to chew tree trunks but have yet to evolve the behavior to do anything useful with them

>>713967016 (OP)
this scared the fuck out of me

>>713967743
Beaver...

>>713967418
If it was a full tree, it would have fallen long before it got whittled down to having a toothpick holding it up. Again, the fact the tree was cut as short as it was means it's our fault the beaver got hurt. I'm all for smashing beaver but not like that

>>713967598
>spoiler
That sucks because it's the most fun way to play. You just style on your opponents until they die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY6FDWQcWiY

>>713967773
no u

I rarely build structures as the brits in coh2 I just rush with assault infantry.

>>713967774
True, this is what wouldve happened were it a full tree

>>713967815
whoops, wrong vid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqAOkhjCPvk

>>713967743
jannies would've deleted the thread if it was bad news for the beaver so you had nothing to worry about.

>>713967737
Beavers cut trees down to eat them, bro.

I didnt know about the shock rifle mechanic in unreal tournament until i played the most recent version of the game

>>713967698
Why'd your feelings get hurt? I simply stated that it's people's fault the "tree" hit the beaver at all. I'll smash beaver any and every day. Don't believe me, come on over and I'll smash your beaver

>>713967016 (OP)
>beat blue stinger without realising you can increase your stats with food from the vending machines
honorable mention to evolution: sacred device when my most useful party member gets kidnapped before the last dungeon/final boss and I had to beat it with a gimped party because I couldn't be bothered to level them earlier in the game

Don't beavers disprove evolution? Their body structure makes no sense and their behavior is far too complex to arise from a random mutation.

>>713967016 (OP)
Played through the original STALKER without realizing you could switch firing modes. Might not seem like a big deal, but some guns only become viable in burst/semi-auto modes.

>>713967125
>dodges the log
that's unfortunate

>>713967369
This kind of psychopath babble is frightening, you retards actually believe this drivel when you could instead just observe with your eyes that animals very clearly can feel pain

>>713967951

>>713967743
Gonna leave it to this anon.

>>713967125
what manga is this character from? they look familiar?

>>713967016 (OP)
I've seen a video where a beaver died from this

I beat Sonic Battle without figuring out how to swap Emerl's moves. I could change his stats like running and stuff but I couldn't understand how to change his actual attacks.

Am I missing a mechanic? I'm playing Tenchu Fatal Shadows and I got to Ayame's version of the cave level and I can't get past the ninja at the cross section between the shortcut, other ninja, and weird slouching short guy. I've been able to get grandmaster in all the levels prior in this game and the previous 3 games without using items (with the exception of the grappling hook) but I can't figure out how to get past this ninja without getting caught while not using an item. You can't stealth kill him because the crouching guy will see no matter how long you wait and you can't go around the ninja since crouching by him is too slow so he turns around before you can get by and running by him isn't an option either since this part of the cave is covered in a puddle which alerts everyone if you don't crouch/roll through it.

>>713967743
t. beaver

>>713967897
Oh I thought they used them to build dams.

>>713968015
touge oni

>>713967132
same. i think i found out a week after playing.

>>713967951
Evolution is Satan's work anon, it doesn't real and can't hurt you

>>713967016 (OP)
I beat lost planet without knowing you could run

>>713967897
Beavers only eat the outer bark layers of a tree, because that's where the nutritious sap runs. In my hometown you'd often find trees near rivers that were peeled to around hip height, but not gnawed through. Granted, if the beaver does a thorough enough job of peeling the tree ends up dying anyway, because no nutrients reach the crown anymore.

>>713967016 (OP)
First time I played Mafia I didn't know there was a map and had to learn the basic layout of the whole city for the first taxi run missions.

some old rpg i played, there's a hidden menu where you can level up. i didn't find it for days.

>>713967951
wait till this guy finds out about bees

>>713968209
all insects were created by beelzebub

>>713968130
So beavers are evil aligned? Why would you kill a tree unprovoked

>>713968105
thanks. looked familiar but i guess i've never read that manga before.

>>713967016 (OP)
he cute

>>713967016 (OP)
Got to the final boss in FF the legend and didn't know he's literally unbeatable if your party (or at least one mutant) isn't insanely strong/has chainsaw.

Also that if you save in his room you can't leave

I finished act 1 of expedition 33 without heals or revives, I thought they are finite

>>713968264
all animals are either chaotic neutral or chaotic evil

>>713968303
also I later went back and beat it because it's a really short game so idk if that counts.

>>713967016 (OP)
beavers own

>>713968264
hongry
You find the most new beaver marks on trees in the winter, otherwise they're also happy to plunder maize or cabbage fields

>>713967543
Big trees fall over slower

>>713967016 (OP)
kek, dumb animal

>>713967016 (OP)
Earthbound was my first RPG as a kid. I had to fuss over inventory management a lot more than necessary because I didn't figure out that I could use healing PSI outside of battle till I was at the Carbon Dog/Diamond Dog dungeon.

>>713968252
>just beelzebub yourself

>>713968015
>they

>>713968485
i cant imagine palying Earthbound as a kid, both because of its complexicty and because it would terrify me

>>713967132
you kind of did yourself a favor. fast travel is anti-soul.

>>713967016 (OP)
I think i was close to finishing the last remnant, but got completely fucked over by its shitty designs that i had no clue were a thing, so i dropped it.

>>713967951
You are thinking of the duck bill platypus, universally agreed that when cadavers were sent to the west it was an impossible animal especially considering evolution. Then they get a live specimen and immediately make up reason on how it works with evolution.

Hopefully the trump admin will be ban in schools within the next few years.

i finished a lot of japanese games without knowing about the hidden second halves

>>713967882
I take you trust the jannies' work?

>>713967951
>Gene that causes you to hoard shit when you hear running water
>Gene that auses you to nibble
done

>>713967737
darwin's evolution is a sham. our ancestors are not monkeys lol

>>713968487

>>713968610
>they way it hops across the floor
ugh, my cold dead heart

>>713967016 (OP)
God it looks comfy to just gnaw on wood like that to be honest

>>713968616
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK230201/

>>713967016 (OP)
I didn't use any cyberdecks because the wordingade it sound like it wouldn't allow me to use quick hacks if I did

>>713967996
You know that smell when grass is freshly cut? That's a smell they secrete out of fear. Did the grass feel pain anon? Stop being stupid.

>>713968626

POST SOME BUSHY BEAVERS

>>713967980
/b/ack to your hole, shit goblin!

>>713967951
evolution doesn't have to make sense dumbass, it basically God's programming "if it works, then it works"

STOP POSTING BEAVERS CHEWING ON TREES ON /v/! BEAVERS ARE NOT VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

>>713968818

>>713968842
>BEAVERS ARE NOT VIDEO GAMES!!!!!
cope

>>713968762
>adaptation is real ergo we come from monkeys
how does change within species prove darwinian's evolution, a basis of which is one kind of animal turning into another?

>>713968610
Lookit 'im go!

>>713968626

>>713968884
what a dumb animal

>>713968610
>>Gene that causes you to hoard shit when you hear running water
thats too complicated to be a gene

>>713968884
Why'd he do it bros

>>713968834
its only point is to try and write God out of the equation
>everything created itself n shiet

>>713968972
your mom took the advice

>>713968487
Pick your battles, brownoid.

>>713969008
>everything created itself n shiet
it's hard comprehend when your iq is below 90

>>713968610
industrious little retard

>>713969005
his bachelor pad enclosure was down the slope

>>713968936
Our spines aren't fully adapted for upright walking, it's why they're curved as they are.

>>713967951

Yes, and athiest-tards will spout some nonse-sense like

>you see, the animal that just happened to have these random features survived!

Sorry, nothingness ain't randomly giving an animal a paddle and need to bite fucking trees. It was designed. I'm not even saying you need to believe in God. We're in a fucking simulation, or there's a divine being. Where the God or simulation creator came from is currently irrelevant.

>>713969090
>ummm r u dum
nice rebuttal. yeah bro a fish changed the composition of its lungs to breath air and grown legs to walk the earth through sheer will n shiet. fuck outta here brainlet lmao

>>713969005
For fun

>>713969125
>how does evolution make real?
>the spine man... *hits blunt* ...it's curved n shiet
anon, I...

>>713967852
why do they paint the trees white before they finish eating them?

>>713968936
repel the urge to argue about things that are above you
i think i saw a mario thread somewhere here, go there, little bud

>>713968936
If you knew the definition of the word "species" you'd understand why your post isn't worth taking seriously

>>713969298
>dare question SCIENCE on my reddit board? h-heh... bing bing wahoo is more up your speed
oh my science you are so right xister

>>713968762
O shit I actually read this book years ago.

The main contention the book fails to refute is the difference between micro and macro evolution. Evolutionist say germs and bacteria can change on a micro scale that means larger forms such as individual species can change over time as well on the macro scale.

Except in quantum physics science accepts there are different rules the smaller things are, but they ignore that when it comes to evolution for reasons...

>>713969125
>i have scoliosis so evolution exists
KEK

>>713968802
>grass is an animal

>>713967735
>conceptualize pain
You have no idea what you're talking about.
We react exactly the same and have the same reflexes/reactions to pain.

"Conceptualizing the pain" is not a thing.
We have higher functions to work out that something is dangerous and work to avoid pain because of that.

It amazes me how quickly people are able to attribute such complexities of the world to an invisible, highly-intelligent-but-not-intelligent system of "evolution" or "mother nature" instead of the potential of a higher intelligent being. Human hubris and ego.

>no no, WE are the most intelligent beings!

Afraid of sky daddy and you know it.

>>713969367
You have no arguments. Your brain is mush.

>>713969179
>hurr durr fish on legs lmao dawrin amirite?
is evolution the only subject that attracts retards like honey attracts flies? is it because it mostly empirical? why don't you try do disprove relativity theory or electromagnetism
what? too much math make your head ache?

>>713969476
>no argument

>>713967016 (OP)
>tranimals

>>713969401
science is actually supposed to be questioned
the problem rises when retards like you try to question it

>>713969476
Theory of relativity is irrelevant to our lives and we can see electromagnetism at work. Evolution is THE 'just trust me bro' science in par with climate 'science'.

>>713969557
The irony holy shit

>>713968556
Have you played Oblivion without fast travel? Even when using the cyrodil transportation network mod you have to trudge through a lot of boring landscape with samey dungeons. I really would not recommend it

>>713969513
>arguing with an imbecile
no, just no

>>713969557
>>713969476
>question the science!
>...not this one though. what are you, dumb??
you're like religious zealots lmao

/an/ threads always bring out the brown posters

>>713968803
>>713968972
Try this handy link before posting, ESL-kun

>>713969557
there are no stupid questions

If intelligent design is real then why did God decide to create viruses, mosquitos, niggers, etc?

>>713967369
>>713967462
Are you mentally retarded? Vertebrates, including mammals, birds, reptiles, amphibians, and fish, experience pain due to the presence of sensory receptors that detect potentially harmful stimuli, known as nociceptors, and their demonstrated responses to painful stimuli. Kick a dog and it'll yelp. Bite a chimpanzee on the finger and he'll scream while holding his hand.

This is a psychopathic and unscientific mindset.

>>713969621
>doubles down
ad hominems and feigning superiority will not replace the need for an actual argument you know. you failed

>>713969582
how's evolution relevant to our lives exactly?

>>713967016 (OP)
I finished Skyrim before realizing there was a sprint button.

>>713967737
Rodents need to constantly wear down their teeth, chewing on wood isn't that weird for them

>>713969468
You haven't even read the helpful information I posted, it contains plenty of arguments, looks more like your brain is mush if you can't comprehend them

>>713969436
yep. it's a state mandated religion for a reason

>>713969664
Boredom, would you read a book/watch a movie where people live forever happy and nothing bad happens? Fuck no

>>713969664
adam created animals
bad things exist because of the fall of man

>>713969778
if you'd read what you posted you'd realize it just looks at adaptation, or microevolution (observable), and tries to say macroevolution (not observable) is therefore real on a "just trust me bro" reasoning. it's shit

>>713967016 (OP)
I didn't realize you could dash/run in super meat boy until well into the salt factory (3rd world out of 7).

>>713969261
>Things are complex?
>Must be the work of a wizard

>>713969723
It's one of the most pushed 'sciences' on children.
>>713969847
God made all the animals he gave Adam dominion over them.

>>713969624
>>713969719
>has no genuine interest in biology
>has not scientific background at all
>WHY DON"T YOU ANSWER MY FACETIOius QUEstIONs?? PAWNED YOU HEHEhehe

>>713969414
Actually the book lays out quite nicely the mechanism for groups of interbreeding individuals to change via variances in allelic frequencies, variances in fitness, and variances in success of passing down genes

>>713969918
>things are complex?
>they must've made themselves
LOL!

>>713967016 (OP)
Played through all of CP2077 without doing the Bug quest that allows you to use quickhacks.

I recently had a few instances of this with like little short indie games

Deadseat is the main one.
I kept picking up boards and beartraps, but the monster never actually broke anything as the game was too easy, so I never realised what they were for or used them. I just clicked them, nothing happened, so I went "oh I guess it's for the end of the game" like you picked them up to make a finale easier.
I then got the achievement for "beating the game without using any items" and realised the issue. They seem more useful on hardcore mode, but really the only difficulty with the game is the fucking controls of dragging the mouse to open and close the gameboy.

Another was just Wizard Tower not making it clear the academy had a radio button, so I just spammed levelling up magic until a prestige later when I wondered why everything else was still lvl 1.

It took me between ~2005 and 2025 to realize that I need to take cover in shooters

>>713969884
Microevolution/macroevolution are just cope terms devised by creationist because they consistently couldn't disprove evolution.

>>713969946
>ad hominem
>appeal to authority
try an actual argument for a change please. this is just boring

why are atheists so obsessed with tranimals?

>>713969884
Ah I see, you haven't read it, I don't know why you'd think anyone would take you seriously

>>713970018
Wait, those aren’t real terms used by biologists?

>>713970005

>>713970027
>you must prove every single aspect of your position or you're wrong as a whole
>my side? magic lmao

>>713967016 (OP)
I got most of the way through System Shock 2 without realizing there was a map, I assumed having to memorize the labyrinthian space station was part of the difficulty.
got bored and quit close to the end any way, never finished it

>>713969939
>pushed 'sciences'
it's just a chapter in a high school biology textbook
yet it makes retards seethe and squirm
quantum mech and theoretical physics in general are much more blasphemous yet you never try to fight it so le hecking chilreroonies never learn the profane knowledge

>>713969638
I am not using jewgle

Total tradLARP zoomer genocide when?

>>713967016 (OP)
I didn't know you could hold the attack button to charge a projectile when playing as Carrie in Castlevania 64. I didn't figure it out until one of the bosses required using that attack to beat it. I kept thinking "wow this broad is really weak".

>>713970068
No

>>713970005
i think i have encountered you in every shooter i ever played

>>713970027
how about my dick over your face, tard?

Just beat slay the spire ascension 1 with the monk bitch
Shit took me a billion tries but I figured out to power scry build
FUCK Donuggers

>>713970107
Maybe Yandex is a bit more you?

>>713968842
These kinds of threads are the only thing reminding anyone other actual humans are really posting on this board.

>>713969978
Thats a complicated way of saying, if your parents are healthy you are more likely to be born healthy. Ya no shit, the bible was teaching this for over a 1000 years

>>713970102
>God designed everything, praise God
>n-n-no, it all designed itself!
>how?
>I don't have to explain shit, fuck God!
waow, very impressive

>>713970068
Nope, there is no differentiation in any scientific fields, they just use the word evolution. "Microevolution" only came about because creationist couldn't disprove certain proofs of evolution Like bacteria that can eat nylon, an artificial substance made in the 30s so they pretend like its a different type of evolution so they can keep up the grift.

>>713968842
JANNIES, ARREST THIS BEAVER

I played DS2 when I was a kid as one of my first RPG games ever and didn't know anything about the game, so I didn't know how to increase my equipment load and not to fat roll so I was playing with low level light gear and I also didn't know that weapons have stat requirements to use so I was basically stuck the whole game with this Axe I found in the early game and completed the whole game with it and I enjoyed every moment of it and that's why to this day DS2 is my favorite FromSoft game.

>>713968252
>bee
>beelzebub
Checkmate, deists

>>713968616
>Atheist: "We all actually came from monkeys!"
>Me: Then why are there still monkeys?
>Atheist: "O-Oh, uhh, those ones didn't evolve!"
>Me: Yeah okay, then where are all our other ancestors? The supposed dozens of steps between apes and us?
>Why did every single one of those evolve into us, but it was just those monkeys that didn't evolve?
>Atheist: "W-Wait, this isn't fair! Oh no, Charles Darwin's lies didn't prepare me for this!"
Evolution is so fucking stupid it's unreal.

I almost completely defeated Prince of Persia: Sands of Time without blocking. I only relied on jumping away from enemy attacks (there were no iframes) and time rewinds if I fucked up really bad. Once I parried by accident and realized I can do that, the game instantly became easy mode (and it wasn't that hard to begin with). I was a bit sad, because combat became much shorter and all the thrill went away, but I couldn't ignore blocking anymore even if I tried. But the game ended 45 extremely easy minutes later. Time Only Knows is still one of my favorite ending songs.

>>713967365
>the first thing i do is spoil the entire game by reading wiki articles, then i watch a full 100% playthrough on youtube while doing my hrt just in case i missed anything

>>713970191
No, that's pozzed too. Especially the oxford dicktionary.

>>713968556
I agree that Oblivion's fast travel is bad. However, fast travel itself isn't inherently bad. I would argue diagetic fast travel like in Morrowind is good because it offers utility to the player at an in-game cost and helps to flesh out the world.

Some of my most used mods for Skyrim were ones that add more in-game fast travel options, like extra carriages and boats, or teleporter shrines.

>>713970237
the distintion is there because microevolution is actually observable. macroevolution ultimately wants to take you things on pure faith and is therefore a religion

>>713968373
Same

>>713970214
>haha my position is legitimate if i just offhand dismiss the work of thousands of people over centuries

>2000 hours in Path of Exile
>still no idea what im doing
i just follow guides each league

>>713967743
beaverbros....

>>713970372
>my side real becauae... appeal to authority
oops

I beat Metal Gear Rising on Revengece with un upgraded basic weapon because I didnt know you can switch weapons and upgrade them
I wanted to rant on /v/ why is this difficulty such a bullshit with the bosses and mobs having so much fucking HP I barely do any damage
But before that I checked a video on youtube on boss fights and I noticed how much more damage they do with hits.
Thats when I realized you can actually ugrade your weapons

>>713970330
See, a good example of extreme cope. I always find it amusing that the WORST insult a religious person can give is to call your ideology a "religion"
The worst you can say is that our beliefs are equal.

>>713970415
now you can try playing the game on very hard with the blue body and an un-upgraded armor breaker so you can get the real arbitrarily difficult experience

>>713970330
>So anyway this is why you should believe in magic man
Christcucks and their like never have anything to bring to the table l.

>>713970207
Fitness actually refers not to physical fitness, but to how suited an individual is to their environment in terms of how likely they are to successfully pass their genes down to offspring, how well their particular genotype and phenotype are fit for their environment

>evolution is rea-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piltdown_Man

>>713970261
Dogs came from wolves but there are still wolves around.

>>713970420
>t-that's just cope!
no argument
>we are equal
not at all. religious people don't pretend they ultimately take stuff on pure faith. you do

>>713970330
>what is the fossil
Nice

>>713970414
>appeal to authority
you clearly don't understand what it means

>>713970479
the irony lmao

>>713970390
There's hundreds, probably thousands, of obscure systems and currencies that all interact with eachother in unintuitive ways, I don't think more than a dozen people truly understand how everything in that game works.

Following guides is the only way to play while staying sane (no, you can't go guideless because beyond the Acts is DESIGNED for these overpowered meta builds).

>>713969616
>>713970313
I tried my best to avoid using it, and definitely never to a town I didn't visit first. In Skyrim my DB had modded Alteration spells and potions that multiplied movement speed, so I could "fast travel" immersively.

>BEAVERS ARE NOT VIDEO GAMES!!!!!

>>713970579
>Following guides is the only way to play while staying sane
Still sane, exile?

>>713970491
No shit? Why would what happens to one group of isolated animals also happen to another when they are subjected to different conditions?

>>713970261
The usual cope to this is that "the subspecies all died (for reasons"), but that doesn't explain why monkeys didn't also die out.
Just, conveniently, every step between monkey and man.

>>713970549
>fossils
what about them? if anything they disprove evolution. you're just regurgitating what you were taught at school don't you

>>713970612
:DDD

>>713970640
the original group cease to exist of course! hehehe

>>713967016 (OP)
I beat all of Demon's Souls without parries and got all the way up to Gwyn without them in Dark Souls. I assumed they were bugged because the timing was so weird so I only ever blocked with the shields.

>>713970680
>if anything they disprove evolution
damn we a have a nobel prize case here

how does scientism cope with the fact that the flood has objectively happened?

>>713967951
You think they give a dam?

>>713967125
rollslopped like a Souls game 2bh

>>713967369
Fuck you anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csqp7NIcEd4

>>713970507
>religious people don't pretend they ultimately take stuff on pure faith

I'm confused, isn't that the definition of your version of religion. Like you don't have proof some bearded man made clay dolls and breathed life of them, that a man got eaten by a fish and survived, that some elderly jew built a boat and put two of every animal on it. Believing any of that is 100% pure faith.
I'm also a Christian. I just believe those stories are just allegories like St Irenaeus postulated.
There are plenty of Christians that believe in evolution. It's the default stance outside America.

>>713970662
unfortunately it's not PC to point out that abbos and niggers exist

>>713970680
>the fossil record disproves evolution
Get a grip anon
https://bio.libretexts.org/Bookshelves/Introductory_and_General_Biology/General_Biology_(Boundless)/18%3A_Evolution_and_the_Origin_of_Species/18.05%3A_Evidence_of_Evolution/18.5E%3A_The_Fossil_Record_and_the_Evolution_of_the_Modern_Horse

>>713970812
that's literally what he said? he said that they DON'T PRETEND they have any actual physical proof

>>713970742
>Some people wrote a bunch of fables about a flood? This totally proves geocentrism and that god created the entire universe!

>>713970742
Yeah and two of every animal on the planet were put in a really big boat

if evolution does not work then why i fail to impregnate my dog?

>>713970887
>>713970913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjy375xjhAg

>>713970925
wrong hole

>>713970964
there's only one above the balls

>>713967951
If it didn't work, they all would be dead. I don't know how people think it's a mystery when they are surviving in the wild right now.

>>713970984
well keep trying I guess

>Beetle that has grown a fake termite on its back to trick termites
>How did this evolve?
>Uuuuuuuuh

>>713970105
Evolution actually makes sense and can be explained simplistically unlike advanced physics, so it's obvious why they seethe about evolution.

DAM NIGGA

>>713970415
You could've made a
>can you beat MG:R without using upgrades?
video.

>>713970742
Most religious stories and folklore are just attempts to explain why shit exists in the world. Noah's arc story ends with an explanation for why rainbows exist.

>>713971056
War is hell

>>713971026
That's AI thoughever.

>>713971056
LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>713968008
>sensible-chuckle.gif

>>713971026
>posts a pokemon
the state of this board

>>713967016 (OP)
Beat Altiss Levoire in Stellar Blade without figuring out what combos were. I only used left click.

>>713971117

>>713971026
How the fuck does something like that even develop randomly?

>>713971026
They just got stuck together and their DNA fused

>>713971056
Cute platypus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snxddjX0h8E
Science literally and I mean LITERALLY cannot explain how a snake ****randomly**** grew a literal spider on its tail.

>>713971232
it is well known that God has a hard-on for beetles

>>713971078
It's an evolution of an early babylonian legend where the river flooded and a guy used his barge to save a bunch of livestock, the ancient jews retold it a billion times until every aspect was blown ridiculously out of proportion.

>>713971078
Yes, but every word of the bible is true

>>713970285
>looking at the controls section of the manual (old games) or settings menu (new games) is the same as watching a 100% playthrough on jewtube
kek lmao

the modern christlarpers are basically just harry potter fangirls
voldemort cast abracadabra and made all the evil animals a thousand years ago and only the boy who died and ressurected can cast his own spell to defeat him (but I guess he just peaced out and is smoking pipe weed on a cloud or something)
can't wait for bible 2 where they make mary black

>>713971302
How the hell do the cameramen in these shows get such great shots?

>>713971398
nature documentaries have been mostly CGI for years

>>713971302
Beetles are the based retards of the animal world.

>>713971471
lil' plappers

>>713971398
they spend a shit load of time filming
and splice separate footage together

>>713971270
>dude this TOTALY NEW species of snake with a spider on its tail
Yeah, it's a fake mechanical snake

>>713971232
>randomly
that's the key
think about it, if you wanted to create a thing that is sure to survive in nature what would you do? make it look like another animal to deceive its predators or give it strong armor, weapons and fire spells to kill shit?

>>713967016 (OP)
When I was a retarded kid I beat FEAR without knowing you can slow time

>>713971613
thats the ethical way of beating the game

>>713967016 (OP)
I beat Dark Souls without knowing what kindling at a bonfire did, so I ended up beating the game with only 5 flasks between each bonfire. In hindsight I was stupid for handicapping myself, but I think it made me better at From's games going forward.

>>713971270
Neither could religions.
God just decided that "What if there's a fake spider on a snake tail? Haha..." one day?
For what purpose?

>>713967125
Chopping down trees is what beavers do.

>>713971584
>give it strong armor, weapons and fire spells
Worked for humanity.

>>713971270
one of my favorite takes is that the scientific method insists that it is the only way to determine things as facts, but there's no way to use the scientific method to prove that the scientific method is the only way to determine things as facts.

>>713971772
I genuinely think I could beat a gorilla in a fight. I'd for it to lunge at me, then I'd dodge out the way, sneak behind it then jump on it's back and gouge its eyes. Then the gorilla is blind and enraged so I'd just keep taking potshots until it eventually succumbs to exhaustion. From there I'd jump on it's head, instantly killing it

>>713971464
no, they haven't

>>713971941
uhuh, sure
anything larger than a dog is no-go

>>713971941
Just throw sharpened rocks/sticks/spears at it until it dies, idiot. People seriously don't realize the sole reason why humans are so OP is because we can throw objects really, really hard.

>>713967951
>Their body structure makes no sense
They're just rats but bigger and with a flat tail

>>713971965
>Lion is the only one females are more confident against
yjk

bot thread

>>713967951
If evolution wasn't real and god created all then there wouldn't even be beavers. There would only be two or three perfect types of beings with human being one of them in a featureless flat land that's always lit and eternally around 85 degrees.

>>713971965
>32% of women and 24% of men said they couldn't beat a rat in a fight
Honestly this just goes to show how useless most surveys are. There's no way they were answering seriously.

>>713967369
Brown post

>>713970027
>>713970414
>appeal to authority
You can't really call that fallacy if you're taking the side of God, unless you believe God is inherently not an authority.

>>713972253
how you ever seen a woman encounter a rat or a mouse suddenly

>>713971886
Romans 1:22
>Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools

>>713970261
>Why did every single one of those evolve into us
Because evolution doesn't keep dozens of in between steps in a group who intermixes. Either a group has to fully split off at one point to keep their traits (like apes) or their non dominant traits will go extinct. Same like hair colors who will go extinct in the long run while people intermix.

>>713967951
>and their behavior is far too complex to arise from a random mutation
Wait till you learn about social insects lmao.

>disprove evolution
t. eaten some results of human-controlled evolution just recently.

>>713972253
I'm guessing people who said no weren't picturing some fight to the death. They just wouldn't kill a rat.

This beaver is trained to smell plebs with poor taste

>>713968098
kek

>>713970261
No one says the modern day monkeys are our ancestors, just that we have ancestors in common.

>>713970479
Even if you were able to 100% definitively prove evolution to be fake and gay that still wouldn't prove that god is real.

>>713972286
the difference is that creationists are honest enough to admit they operate on faith, while the evolutionists do everything they can to deceive both themselves and the other side that their take totally does not require faith (it does) and is objectively true (it's not)

>>713968626
"They" should only be used in the singular to refer to a hypothetical person.
"If they look masculine, use masculine pronouns.
If they look feminine, use feminine pronouns.
If they look androgynous, either masculine or 'it'."

>>713969140
>random features
Evolution attempts literally every single possible configuration and leaves what works best.

>It was designed
This is a correct scientific hypothesis. But it's nothing more than a hypothesis, and there's currently no way to know who designed it, how and why. And nobody talks about it, because religiontards get aroused and start screaming that if it was designed, then it's certainly designed by their asiatic genital mutilation deity of choice.

>>713967016 (OP)
I played the entirety of MGR without knowing about parrying until the end of the Sam fight where you cannot proceed unless you do so.

>>713972443
Which fallout game is he from?

>>713972412
that's adaptation. we did not turn oak trees into watermelons, we just made watermelons without seeds etc.

>>713972578
how did you beat Monsoon like that, he was the soft-counter for non parries

>>713972568
>Evolution attempts literally every single possible configuration
mathematical impossibility

>>713972523
>operate on faith
>come up with justifications for their beliefs
Creationists have literally zero faith in their made up nonsense

>>713972091
They know to just bite his balls.

>>713972607
Was so many years ago I don't remember, but it did take quite a few tries and me thinking the boss was complete bullshit. I probably did a lot of running away and dodging.

>>713968802
You'll be surprised to find out that even plants experience pain, of course their experience of it is very different, but they do in fact even communicate to each other when people cut down neighboring trees for example.

>>713972523
Creationism is sticking your fingers in your ears and going lalala. Evolution is making assumptions on the origin of species based on data

>>713972848
there is no data other than
>well, this fish adapted to its environment so, given enough time and environmental factors, who knows, maybe he'll become a duck and shit
lmao. this is just pathetic mate

>>713967016 (OP)
No. Games are easy to figure out. The only complex single player game I've played I'd say is Path of Exile but that's artificial complexity.
Multiplayer, I'd chalk it up to fighting games but that's organic complexity which rises from player agency and interaction. The games' mechanics are quite simple.

>>713967016 (OP)
i beat mgrr multiple times without ever knowing you could upgrade stuff.

>>713972848
You're just proving that anon's point kek

>>713967016 (OP)
Beat resonance of fate without using the special ammo case because I really wanted to use dual smg

FF8
apparently if you press R1 at the right time when you slash something with the gunblade you do extra damage. had no idea, someone told me about it years later. beat the game without ever doing that move.

>>713971613
I think you get an achievement for that on console.

>>713967016 (OP)
I forgot I can lock on enemies until last 3 bosses. I used throwables by aiming manually with controller

>>713972965
>there is no data other than
>well, this fish adapted to its environment so, given enough time and environmental factors, who knows, maybe he'll become a duck and shit
Sure, if you ignore fossil records, molecular biology and the fact that we can literally directly observe it in life forms which have shorter lifespans or higher reproduction rates such as bacteria and insects.

>>713973609
we can observe adaptation, not one kind of animal ever becoming another. you ultimately operate on faith alone

>>713967125
>nothing happens
lying piece of shit, I skipped to the end and his tail gets fucking flattened.

>>713973609
What gets me is people insisting that selective pressures aren't logical when it is so obvious that and logical that the most confusing thing about it is how long it took for people to figure it out.

>>713967016 (OP)
Not exactly but I remember playing through Vanquish for the first time when it came out on PC, it had a bug where if you played at anything over 30 FPS the damage increased accordingly, so 60 was double damage and 120 quadruple damage the enemies did. It got pretty frustrating at some points, I wonder if they ever fixed that.

>>713973904
Speciation has been observed within both birds and rabbits, get fucked.

>>713967698
I knew that beaver. He didn't make it.
RIP.

>>713968610
They raised him to do that, everything is a blank slate on birth like humans are.

>>713974198
lmao get fucked about what? I already said adaptation is observable. did they observe rabbits becoming birds or vice versa?

>>713968610
>>713974285
No, that beaver has the faustian spirit

>Tranimal thread

>>713967016 (OP)
beat CTR without knowing about drift boost mechanic. Pretty sure I even 101% it, but could never beat the time trial ghosts.

>>713970132
this happened to me in dark souls 3, I beat it three times without charged R2s. the game never fuckin tells you! I randomly discovered it when I replayed it after having played elden ring.

>>713974341
Faust was raised that way just like jeffrey dahmer was deliberately raised to be a sadistic murderous homosexual cannibal by his parents.

>>713969436
>instead of the potential of a higher intelligent being.

You have to explain how it does stuff not just give qualities.

>>713967852
Ack!

>>713969140
>Stop trying to explain things, just accept that it's magic!

>>713967016 (OP)
>Non videogame thread on the videogame board
I hope you kill yourself.

>>713967016 (OP)
finished MGR without knowing I could dodge

>>713974579
>I hope you kill you-ACK

>>713967016 (OP)
Why do offtopicsloppers love posting tranimals instead of talking about video games directly?

>>713974557
you haven't explained shit brainlet

>>713974327
Life isn't a monster raising game, there aren't fixed species called "BIRD" and "RABBIT" that life arbitrarily transforms in and out of. If you isolate a group of rabbits from the rest, then let enough time pass and enough mutations pile on without having them cross-breed, the isolated group will eventually drift off and no longer breed with the rest, thereby becoming a separate species. This is not rocket science.

>>713967369
Based.

>>713974579
>>713974646
lmaoing at wannabe jannies

>>713974635
>bonk

>>713967369
exactly pain is simulated impulses by some dark cybernetic gangster god, meant for human batteries not animal assets, not real.

>>713974762
>tranimal seething

I didn't know about the Locator in Dead Space that shows you where to go.

>>713974724
...they're ultimately still rabbits though
>this is not rocket science
reddit

otters > beavers

>>713974646
Then they wouldn't be offtopicposters innit

>>713974817
pointing and laughing is not seething as opposed to whatever you're doing

>>713974910
If you weren't seething, you wouldn't be passive aggressively responding.

>>713967951
>>713972965
I don't know what to tell you man, Beaver's anatomy is very in line with other rodents. Their behavior is hardly dtoo complex they just do it on instinct because it's what they do and if they didn't they wouldn't be beavers. Birds all build a nest from shit they found is that crazy too? What about ants and bees?
You go on about "hurr fish that grew legs" bruh what do you think a fucking AMPHIBIAN is? We still have these things TODAY like frogs and salamanders that are born as little fish with gills and grow legs and lungs as they mature. It's a very clear sign these evolutionary events actually happened if it is so beneficial to surviving natural selection that something still uses it without dying out.
There's a misconception among evo deniers that we "came from monkeys" and other phrases like that. NO, no human precursor was born from a fucking chimpanzee. Other apes and monkeys are simply something that we share a far flung common ancestry with, neither humans nor chimps existed at the time. Human traits selected for stamina and intelligence while other apes selected for physical prowess.
We have the whole ass fossil record, why would God put a whole fake fossil record in our earth? Is he just taking the piss at us laughing we thought dinosaurs were real? Hardline creationists just have their head in the sand, ignores the fact that for centuries scientific research has been done in the name of studying God's creation. These days any creationist with a fucking brain at least believes in Intelligent Design because the proof of evolution is really that overwhelming.

>>713974961
ironic

>>713974994
Please read
>>713974961

Do beavers eat the wood or just gnaw it away? And if they don't eat it, what do they eat? fish? nuts?

>>713967016 (OP)
I knew about dodge offset but didn't bother to learn it first run or 2 of Bayonetta.
Both of your examples sound worse though, especially no pausing in FTL
For EU4 did you at least have debasing currency to fall back on?

>>713967016 (OP)
I collected all 100 baby MaiMai in Link Between Worlds before returning them to Mother MaiMai.
I never used an upgraded tool.

>>713975036
not wood itself but parts of the tree like bark. plants and stuff too, they're herbivores.

>>713974846
What defines a species is iffy, but when dealing with animals, especially something like a mammal, the clearest one is that two individuals are of the same species if they can breed and produce fertile offspring. What definition are you working off of.

>>713975036
They eat wood bark and plants. They're pure herbivores, just wood park and underwater plants and other plants. They also poop sawdust because of the wood bark they eat

>>713967441
No one did that shit was in mandarin

>>713967980
you are such a nigger

>>713975163
>>713975190
that's crazy

>>713967016 (OP)
why these dumbass squirrels eat trees??

>>713975347
their teeth forces them to do it

>>713974846
You don't understand evolution, you're too retarded. Sad!

>>713975164
So coyotes & wolves are falsely classified as separate species then.

>>713970415
MGR has a notoriously bad tutorial. parrying is the most vital move in the game and it's explained poorly. I started playing it like a common button masher and kept thinking "why is this shit so hard on fuckin normal?!". got filtered by bladewolf and went to watch the angry joe review to see if the game is shit or if I'm shit at it. joe mentioned how the game is trivialised by parrying, which is a simple combination of buttons. restarted the game with this new knowledge and got every achievement eventually. fuckin piece of shit devs.

>>713968192
For Bayonetta 3 I had the upgrade menu but didn't notice there were extra tabs on it, I thought it was weird there were so few upgrades, realised during the desert level.

>>713967980
most forced non-meme of all time

>>713968303
>Also that if you save in his room you can't leave
Fucking I could never beat the final boss of GUN as a kid and got done it by this

>>713975316
That's nuts!

>>713967016 (OP)
I put points into resistance in dark souls

>>713975434
They're different species in the same family, like humans and jews

>>713975190
Why do they even create dams if they don't use them to trap fish??

>>713967951
Nigga, out of thousands of completely retarded animals you chose a fucking beaver?
Like did you know that female hyenas have a working dick? Unlike your kawaii anime futas, dick is all they get to work with. They get fucked in a dick, and then they give the birth through the dick, and it works as well as you'd expect, with half mothers and over a half children dying during the first childbirth. But at least they get to peg one another and males to show dominance.

>>713970742
>atheists have no explanation for floods

>>713969008
Only if you're a dumb midwit nigger evolution further proves God created an orderly universe for us to explore and discover

>>713975550
they want to be comfy

>>713969431
it's not about working things out, it's the ptsd of experiencing the pain. we can only confirm other animals only have the autonomic response since going beyond that is difficult to study.

>>713967980
logless shills cant stop the slidding

>>713975539
>like humans and jews

>>713975417
midwittery

>>713970742
buddy it's not real
it's a story about "redemption" by following your masters orders.
it was meant to control ignorant people in an attempt to stop them from raping and killing everyone they saw.
it kinda worked, sure, but you shouldn't need your binkie anymore.

>>713975630
yeah bro the Bible clearly states we come from fish that grew legs, not that everything was designed

>>713969140
>need to bite fucking trees.
Yes it fucking is rodent teeth will grow enough to kill them if they don't gnaw on shit. Behavior and intelligemce are genetic, faggot

>>713975550
They create dams to turn running water into a big pool of still water that they can chill and build and live in rather than fast moving running water. They create lodges
to live in an impenetrable fortress that predators can't get in

>>713975634
>pic
i wonder how many of them died getting stuck underwater. cave diving's spooky

>>713969582
Nigger we have observed evolutionary adaptation and competition in action

>>713975784
reddit take. the cambrian explosion lines up with the flood story

>>713975910
the flood happened, dipshit.
the stories didn't.

>>713975879
adaptation being observable does not equal darwinian evolution being true lol

>>713975434
That's the iffy part. Arguably neanderthals and homo sapiens are of the same species because we interbred, but people like to draw arbitrary lines of separation

>>713975969
because you said so, redditor?

>>713975791
>fish that grew legs
They're not fish, but whales have pelvic bones.

>>713975791
I renounce the fish for what they did after they got legs, we could've been able to swim like a dolphon while breathing under water AND walk on land while breathing air but no they just had to fuck it up for us.

>>713967016 (OP)
that was fucking disappointing

How did americans go from putting man on the Moon to saying that science and evolution are fake in the span of 60 years?

>>713967852
how are these niggas so precise

>>713976009
go eat rocks, bird.

>>713976023
>whales have pelvic bones
.............and that proves evolution? holy shit this is retarded lmao

>>713967125
but seriously how do they not just get squarted in the wild when they do this shit?

>>713969582
>Evolution is THE 'just trust me bro' science
its funny that christians are the only evolution deniers when it was a christian monk who discovered biological inheritance which was key to formalizing evolution

>>713976046
Got high on our own supply.
The best part is no one can save us.
But our masters will get a little bit richer.

>>713976145
It's a protestant thing. Protes are retarded.

>fuck up routine mechanic because you're playing on autopilot
hate when that happens

>>713967735
Pigs will push through electric fences because they understand the pain is temporary but glory is eternal.

>>713975559
man, the hyena is an entirely worthless animal

>>713976046
>putting man on the Moon

Do you honestly still believe that?

>>713976145
it's funny how you haven't addressed how evolution is not just trust me bro science but assumed that anon is a Christian and attacked that instead. curious

>>713967016 (OP)
I beat kh 1 & 2 without knowing you could change keyblades, I thought they were trophies.

>>713969273
Beaver season they tree

>>713976198
I have never experienced this
what kind of toilets do they make in japan?

>>713976284
Do you honestly believe the USSR wouldn't have gathered all the proof the moon landing was fake to discreit the USA, if that was the case?

>>713976081
I'm not part of your gay little argument, I'm just pointing out that there exist signs of leg development in some marine mammals. Vestigial or not, the capability is there.

>>713971772
what the fuck is anyone else seeing the ghost hands on the right? spooky

>>713975994
The entirety of biology is arbitrary lines of separation.

>>713976445
do you honestly believe their beef was for real? do you believe red vs blue politics are for realsies too?

>>713970261
Who are you quoting?

>>713976081
>Jewish pedophile literally can't refute

>>713970710
well this isn't an accomplishment, it's how most people play des and ds1-2. not really a vital move until ds3.

>>713976046
All their Nazi scientists died, the great mass of America has never produced anybody of quality.

>>713970261
>Me: Then why are there still monkeys?
Imagine being this fucking retarded. No Child Left Behind basically lobotomized you kids.

>>713976271
take that back. hyenas are fucking cool. they have high int stat, passing mirror test without issue that almost every animal fails. they also have high endurance and strength spec, being able to tank severe injuries and having bone crushing bite force

>>713975994
Divergence never stops so its a chaotic hybrid gradient until either competition wipes other genetic clusters out of existence or specialization to an environment isolated from the rest of the population develops enough that they become a different species.

>>713976641
but what can they do for man though?

>>713968616
>>713970261

Correct, you fucking retards, we did not evolve from monkeys. We evolved alongside monkeys from a common ancestor. Read a God damn book, holy fuck.

>>713975559
It's a larger clitoris, they can't penetrate anything with it those are just rumors

>>713969140
>It was designed
why are humans so badly designed with their shitty spine looking like it's collapsing under the weight of the head?
why are human feet just smashed hands?
wisdom teeth
appendix
tailbone
body hair
male nipples
designed my ass

>>713976701
Eat niggers

>>713976429
I have had this in europe. There is no gap in mutt toilets?
I even push my pp down significantly but the gods of physics decide to fuck me over that day

>>713974327
>retard thinks evolution is fucking magic
Every time with these dipshits.

>>713970246
>attempt to pick it up by the tail
>it goes badly
>immediately give up on picking it up at all
Are they retarded?

>>713976046
The country adopted a policy of dysgenic supremacy after world war 2.

>>713976145
same with big bang theory

>>713976513
ITS DA JOOOOS!!!!

>>713970261
2004 called, it wants retarded strawman arguments back

>>713976139
they do

>>713976840
What the fuck are we looking at?

>>713976840
Our toilets have cock holsters.

>>713976840
>mutt toilets
im from europe
are you sitting down and pissing with a boner or something?

I didn't know you could equip different keyblades in KH2 as your main keyblade.
For some reason I just assumed all of those other keyblades existed for your limit break forms.

>>713967369
Wh*te behaviour

I've played like 90% of Yakuza 1 (the original) without realizing you could learn fighting moves from the guy in the park.

I've finished Ace Combat Zero without knowing how to properly score hits. I fired hundreds of missiles per mission and only scored hits by pure luck. For anyone who doesn't know, you actually have to wait until the word "FIRE" in red letters appears onscreen so the missile tracks your target properly. If you fire the missile as soon as you get a lock-on (red aiming reticle), your missile will miss the enemy most of the time. And yet I still finished the game like that.

>>713968130
They also cut trees down to get at the younger branches which has more of the edible stuff. They actually store those branches near their lodges to eat during the winter.

>>713976969
Anon's massive schlong being held down by his gamer finger.

>>713976513
>The cold war was fake actually
>No I cannot prove this

>>713976946
Stanley Kubrick was jewish but I think they chose him purely because of his ability to depict space after seeing his 2001 a space odyssey movie and not just because he was a jew.

>>713976967
that makes me really sad

>>713977185
Ale fayne bobr thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85il9Aj7wFs

>>713968487
The usage of they like that predates the existence of your 3rd world country.

>>713977029
different anon, yes I have pissed my thigh multiple times when pissing with a boner sitting down. even when I push my cock as low as an erect cock can go, the fuckin pee still splashes out of the bowl. blows my mind every time, it's fuckin uncanny.

>/v/ - beavers, creationism and cold war conspiracies

>>713976457
that pelvic bone is not vestigial, it's used in mating. to even imply it might be proof of evolution is retarded I'm sorry

>>713976046
Purely socio-economic factors.

>>713976967
KWAB

>>713977349
thats why you stand up and lean over the toilet to piss with a boner \

>>713977308
You have to keep constant pressure on the bone to keep it down otherwise it'll rise up like gamers.

>>713977308
ok
I physically cannot piss when II'm pitching a tent so I guess that's why I've never experienced it

>>713976139
They probably just have an instinctive understanding of the proper angles since that's what they evolved to do.

>>713977308
How small is your pp

>>713967369
Guess you don't mind if I smash your teeth in with a bat.

>>713968486
kek

>>713977246
that's ruining their lube coating.

>>713976294
Have you heard of a frog bro?
There's your fish that grew legs and lungs.
We have this creature today, that evolutionary transition can be witnessed in the present time.

>>713969140
God and evolution can co-exist. He could have set things in motion to evolve, resulting in humans. Christianity doesn't have to do away with all the predictive power given by the theory of evolution. If you want to argue for intelligent design, the fine tuning theory is right there.

>>713977185
if you're playing poker and you're two people who have huge chip stacks on the table with a bunch of smaller fry all around trying to claw at your hands the most logical play is to synergize at times to keep the board to yourselves
it's mere basic long term thinking

the moon landing had to happen because both America and Russia were burning so much money trying to show each other up that most likely the Russians were relieved when it finally supposedly happened
see? you're just a hapless retard caught in a hallway of mirrors, you don't understand a single thing about the world on a deeper level just as intended

>>713967369
>this piss-thin bait got that many replies
>69
based

>>713976738
The fuck do you mean wisdom teeth?
When do you think modern dental hygiene started? Before the past couple centuries people just lost their teeth to tooth decay and having a couple fresh ones pop out later was advantegous.

>>713968934
Fellow RCE enjoyer.

>>713967016 (OP)
almost beat AI Limit thinking "purifying soil" was a limited item to 1 location ... like how upgrading bonfires worked in Dark Souls 1 so i kept saving them, i never got more than 4 Health items for each spawn point for like 90 percent of the game.

>>713968934
>all that running water

>>713977661
>if you're playing poker
"at times" being the operative word in that sentence
You're ignoring the inevitable clash

>>713968884
Why did the whole village gather to watch a beaver eat an apple though

>>713977410
you also have to be careful not to touch the bowl with your cock. it's a tight balance.

>>713977436
it's the only way to piss with a boner. sometimes you also have to stand up a little. a friend of mine calls it "the skier's stance".

Went through about half of MGR without parrying

>>713977379
They didn't do anything from 1921-1945 but subverted at least two world superpowers prior and after.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oQSie6Rk0Y
Idk russian but I like this beaver song

>>713970246
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY TAIL!
WHAT IS THE CHARGE!?
EATING A LOG!? A SUCCULENT DUTCH LOG!?

>>713971886
>the scientific method is the only way to determine things as facts
I hope you're just baiting and don't actually think that the scientific community claims that the scientific method is the only way to establish truth.
All truth is relative. But through the scientific method we can establish that some truths are more reliable than others.

>>713977156
>I've finished Ace Combat Zero without knowing how to properly score hits. I fired hundreds of missiles per mission and only scored hits by pure luck. For anyone who doesn't know, you actually have to wait until the word "FIRE" in red letters appears onscreen so the missile tracks your target properly. If you fire the missile as soon as you get a lock-on (red aiming reticle), your missile will miss the enemy most of the time.
what are you talking about? i dont remember this mechanic. only that the lock on turns red when the enemy is in range. and some enemies can dodge missiles so you need to hit them in a specific way where they cant dodge, like a fast frontal attack. i dont remember a FIRE text at all, and i had no problems clearing the game on highest difficulty setting

>>713977827
kek, dumbass.
How long did it take you to beat the hunter? And I'm not talking about the first fight.

>>713977436
>>713978117
I fucking hate having to piss at night because it's always while sporting a massive boner that just will not soften and all you want to do is just to go back to bed.

>>713977958
in real life the match never ends, so it's just a continual mini rivalry of seeing who gets to squeeze out the smaller players and take their stacks
America prefers to have an enemy because it gave an excuse to their own regime change wars and abuses of power
the Soviets collapsed due to their own incompetence and America immediately bailed them out because they unironically liked having them around no matter how many millions of eastern Europeans they raped or murdered
imagine unironically believing in principles when it comes to international politics

America also didn't sanction Japan because of "abuses" against the Chinese. they didn't want a rival superpower across the pacific and baited them into a conflict that turned 100x as violent
and now they'd really have liked to do with the same with China who they saved today. The "moral imperatives" are the convenient because it imposes some kind of narrative to the world to distract you from the fact that you've been getting raped and taxed to death by Jewish pedophiles for the last 200 years of western history

>>713978301
Kek

>>713977582
yeah bro frogs come from fish that one day decided to change their gills into lungs and grow legs to walk. just like in Spore(tm)!

>>713967016 (OP)
BUBR KURWA

>>713971302
Suck's Fuck and Chuck.

>>713970246
what a retard

>>713977246
Bobr kurwa :DDDD

>>713978493
jesus christ I didn't even make that readable
nevermind

>>713976081
Whales have an ear bone that has only been found in past land dwelling and semi-aquatic species showing the gradual shrinking of the back limbs as their form of swimming made them useless. Even in older whale fossils you see tiny leg bones that would technically be inside the body of the whale proving they were slowly ending the development of them via changes in the DNA. Also the fact that hippos are genetically related to whales than any other species also proves they must have had a land ancestor prior.

>>713978484
do the skier's stance.

>>713967016 (OP)
I beat dark souls without knowing you can dash. I thought the button was just tap to jump.

>>713978117
>the skiers stance

>>713977753
Firstly tooth decay only became ubiquitous in the past couple of centuries due to increased sugar consumption, only certain populations that consumed a lot of honey show much evidence for the widespread cavities you see today. Secondly wisdom teeth in the majority of cases only cause damage to healthy teeth through impaction because modern human's jaws are too small.

>>713967369
>low quality bait was taken seriously
It's over for 4chan.

>>713975791
The bible cannot be the direct word of God because it's been filtered through the mind and hands of man.
Whether the animals were created in a couple days or a couple billion years should make no difference; either way, it's God's design.

>>713979328
Maybe a couple of days and billions of years are indistinguishable to a being beyond time and space.

>>713967016 (OP)
Not beating but I only realized that you can lock on during hacking after 1 hour in the Soul Box from Nier Automata kek

>>713978969
>Whales have an ear bone
fact. the rest is just conjecture based on "this looks like x therefore it came from it" that is not provable nor testable and is therefore useless

Beat the entire game not knowing you could swap weapons with the D-pad

>>713978479
it was actually around the factory when i found out, Probably something like 4 hours? can't imagine how fucked i would have been. Second playthrough was alot more smooth.
And yes i am very much a dumbass, they basically made you use the first soil and talk to delpha again and my brain just ignored how i permanently went from 3 to 4 Life Dews

>>713967016 (OP)
I played most of Dark Souls 1 not knowing that you could sprint. Levels were a lot more... tactical.
I also exclusively far rolled in that game. Though the DS1 is surprisingly playable like that.

>>713978996
Show me with an mspaint illustration.

>>713978493
all im saying is eventually your opponent with the big stack has as many chips in the pot as you do, and a good hand, at which point a clash is inevitable and can completely change the dynamic of the game
sometimes the retard at the table with an unsuited 2/7 even gets a full house, there's too many variables, too many permutations for just a single group to have complete dominion over the game

I dont really know what we're talking about anyway, I didn't read the thread

>>713979702
NTA but this is what I do and I assume it's what he's describing

>>713979498
Don't worry too much about it. I sometimes make mistakes like that as well where my brain just fails to register a logical connection and I go "oh, I guess this game is supposed to be hard".
I had to restart my first playthrough at the centaur boss because I didn't invest anything into health and forgot I had the shield.

>>713979772
Why'd you give anon a flat ass?

>>713979832
Better?

>>713979984
>>713979772
I was imagining it was more like this

>>713979984
Why is his dick so high up? It should be half-hidden by his left thigh.

>>713980063
It is, it's just an exceptional cock.

>>713980056
you're gonna kill yourself doing that move

this debate is going nowhere
We need a diagram for the objectively perfect way to piss

>>713968748
You can go outside and do it right now, anon.

>>713979984
lookin' juicy brah

Why don't you animals sit down to piss?
It's more comfortable, it empties the bladder more efficiently AND there's no mess.

>>713980151
This. People don't realize that pissing while standing up will always cause some piss to jump out of the bowl.

>>713980139
>>713980151

>>713979984
GYATT

>>713980151
>>713980221
please be in london

>>713980119
Yeah you need to dedicate an arm to act as a 3rd leg while the other arm is controlling the dick.

>>713979984

>>713980434
OH SHIT
Sorry >>713979984, but you're gay now

>>713980434
that's another way to piss I guess

>>713980151
I often do -- but only when I have time for it because when I do I have to sit there for half an hour because piss just keeps on coming with small trickles almost forever.

>>713980151
Once I was too drunk to make it to a restroom. I hated myself but I went behind a bush. I squatted all the way down and shit which is something I'd never done before. I got in my car and was so fucking mad because I assumed I was just smearing shit on my ass the whole ride home. I got home, wiped and there was nothing. That's when I learned squatting is superior. I don't do it but I'm just saiyan.

>>713980524
>piss just keeps on coming with small trickles almost forever
That doesn't sound healthy. You should probably talk to your local doctor about that. Might be an STD.

>>713980524
that's cancer

>>713980557
It's okay anon, you're among friends. You can admit you got a squatta-potty.

>>713980642
I probably will eventually.

>>713980562
I just assume it's something to do with my microscopic bladder. I've always had trouble that back when I used to go to the movies and the like much more often.
>>713980623
Then so be it. We all gotta go at some point.

>>713980434

>>713980327
gonna start doing this

>>713980728
>I just assume it's something to do with my microscopic bladder
No, that should just cause you to pee more often. Your issue sounds more like an obstruction.

>>713980728
>We all gotta go at some point.
Might as well kill yourself right now. Why not, right?

>>713980557
I once conditioned myself to piss in one specific bush that was only a 30 second walk from my house because I was a fucking drunk, I decided to break the conditioning one time and not piss into the bush, walk home instead. I literally pissed my pants at my front door turning the key because I couldn't hold it

>>713980773
I mean, I basically pee more often that way, sitting there and letting it come out. I didn't mean that it's actually constantly flowing out. More that it comes out in short bursts.
>>713980832
Could you livestream a practical example first? I'm a bit of an amateur in this matter.

>>713980751
How quickly the tables turn.

>>713980912
>blah blah blah blah
Who cares? You certainly don't. You should do what >>713980832 says.

>>713980905
Kek that's interesting. I've pissed my pants once in vegas. Nobody seemed to notice. I even got in some guys uber and he didn't say anything. We talked the whole ride back.

>>713980905

Oh a tranimals thread, how original. You spoil us sir.

>>713980056

>>713979434
>We found fossils of animals with an ear bone just like those found in whales
>They also all happen to be in the Pakistan/India region where we also find earlier whale fossils further up the fossil record until basilosaurus was able to break out into the oceans and their fossils being found everywhere
>No other animal group has this kind of ear bone
>CAN'T BE RELATED! IT'S JUST CONJECTURE TO SAY THESE SPECIES ARE RELATED!
>THIS CANNOT BE TESTED FOR
Not all science is testable. We cannot test the formation of stars in the lab but we understand how they form and what is at play when the formation is happening. If you were to ask "what would the evidence be of whale evolution from a land animal" then this is what the evidence would look like and we have it.

>>713980973
trying too hard to fit in: the post

>>713975630
>orderly
Self-organising in generally hard to predict and understand ways. Only someone with an engineering mindset can truly appreciate it. It's similar to how you want to give your son a constructor that is not too difficult to understand but at the same time not too easy to get boring.

>>713981031
We've transitioned to men's health and toilet-manners. Keep up.

>>713980751

>>713981070
god damn it you beat me to it

>>713970246
>can't pick up a beaver
absolute state

I'm trans btw

>>713981241
Alright tough guy. How do YOU pick up a beaver?

>>713981106
to believe that a whale comes from a horse or vice versa based on one of their bones looking similar is ultimately a leap of faith no different than saying God did it no matter how much time you spend on mental gymnastics in an attempt to fool yourself that you are not religious but atschkauly have science and logic on your side, which you do not

>>713981116
I just have no respect for people who don't take care of their bodies.
They're usually the type of people who go apeshit when they're told they've been diagnosed with an easily preventable cancer.
If only they would have gone to the hospital the moment they discovered that strange lump instead of ignoring it for years.

>>713981205
I've had a hemorrhoid for 10 years and it pisses me off.

>>713981241
if you try to pick it up by the torso its gonna naw your shit, theyre flexible bastards

>>713981385
Then grab it by the neck. Easy.

>>713981303
>>713981385
t. retarded mongoloids

>>713981439
its gonna bite your shit

>>713981439
Are we looking at the same animal? Those things ain't got no neck.

>>713981339
I've discovered a lump in my ass, is it a hemorrhoid? What should I do about it?

>>713970246
I CAN'T BREATHE-BREA-VER..

Alright the pieces are there someone make somethin outta that

>>713981610
Ask your doctor. I got sent to an asshole specialist and he told me to sit in warm baths. It isn't working so they're probably going to do some minor surgery.

>>713970246
>these are the people who get guns to shoot other people

>>713981339
just snip it off

>>713976967
is he ok

>>713981714
>an asshole specialist
chill. maybe he had a bad day

>>713980056
Yes this is the skier stance, obviously.

>>713979772
Are you retarded, wtf