Thread 713970257

Stream 1:
Now: Pilotwings
Next: Metaphor: ReFantazio (Part 1)
Later: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Stream 2 in about 2 hours:
Next: Street Boyz
Later: Splatter Master

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>713958187

Miggy

nice landing

I'm a sucker for hang gliding but this is too old and basic.
I once played a hanggliding collectathon on my ipod touch, it never got ported to pc/android afaik.

who wants pizza

I have never seen n the point in putting money for language choices when everything is skipped.
I guess English might let you hear Heismay shouting "RANCOR!"

shiggy miggy

wassup my miggas

>>713970365
Delicious pizza elemental.

>>713970365
love this autist

miggas

Keep saying it

>>713970365
luv' me some 'za

these Dragon's Dogma references are getting so frequent, Itsuno is about to add DLCs to this run

THE WIND IS PUSHING ME

nice

mid-day SNES speedruns are the comfiest shit
should've taken a few days off to enjoy next week lmao

>>713970768
>COD anime%
Oh fuck it's those lads again.

>>713970516
I believe

I'm impressed how good this game is for its time

RATE PilotWings

>>713971106
A+

>>713971106
B

>>713971106
A-
o7

>>713971106
A

>>713971106
A it was short and fun.

>>713971106
A

>>713971106
A, nice run, good banter with no sleep

>>713971106
A+
good shit

>>713971106
A for Apilotwings

>>713971106
A

>>713971106
A+, a shame for the restart at the start

>>713971106
A

>>713971106
S+

>>713971106
B

>>713971106
F

>>713971106
(A) comfy run

>>713971106
S

>>713971106
A

>>713971106
A, nice game, good runner.

>>713971106
o7

>>713971106
B

>>713970928
>>>/wsg/5911416
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751192967313936.webm

yeah i couldn't say that with a straight face either about logishit products

>slept like 15 hours for some god forsaken reason
>missed the nes+snes block
>3 hours fatlus slog

>>713971106
I'm doin' him an A

>>713971106
A, welcome to ESA

>>713970257 (OP)
More like ESL Summer

>>713971381
extremely fucking based

>>713970361
>touchshit controls
>complains about basic
we are fixing alzheimers not brain tumors anon

WHOS READY FOR 3h OF FATLUS SLOPPA????

>>713970257 (OP)
Saar show mage vegene

So what we doing until stream 2 starts?

Haven't played Metaphor, so see you in 1,5 hours for stream 2

>>713971619
watching metaphor

>>713971619
jorkin my peanits

>>713971619
The same thing we do every night.

>>713971619
Playing Stellar Blade

>everyone will benefit from curing alzheimers
>wait what was i about to say

I don't know anybody called Al, why should I care about his heimers?

>>713971381
THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEE

>>713971619
Playing System Shock 2 remaster

These chat sections really are awful

>>713971619
going to the store

She's 29???

>>713972067
awful and plenty
I'd really prefer it if they would be quiet and just show the next up screen

>>713972075
What kinda disgusting country has open stores on a Sunday??

>>713972067
Yeah they don't really have anybody with the personality to pull them off so it's just shoving people on and telling them to keep talking.

>>713972170
where are you from israel?

Quit stalling you chucklefucks

>>713972170
Most of Europe.
>>713972197
Probably America.

>>713971518
Made me chuckle.

a girl with big boobs reading the donations would be much better

>quickly flipped off the camera before cutting to runners
what did he mean by this

>wake up
>sit down
>see I missed a good run
>open stream
>metaphor

I liked the vibe of Metaphor, but it was very boring.

>>713972075
get me a tiger bread please

>>713972340
Happens to the best of us.
At least it's only an hour until we get options.

3 hours 10 minutes?!
aight im out

fug, have to close stream, metaphor is in my backlog and i dont want to be spoiled. Have fun anons!

>>713972389
stream 2 in about an hour

>>713972172
I really thought they would have learned their lesson from last time when they had some commentators on the verge of panicking because they couldn't find anything to talk about to fill the time. But nope, they tried it once and it didn't work, so clearly the solution is to keep doing it.

Fuck these multi hour long JRPG runs. The only speed run part is how fast you can skip the cutscenes. There isn't any cool tech wtc, just a normal playthrough while and skipping cutscenes and dialog.

>>713972075
En tykkää Lidlien halli- ja varastomaisuudesta.

am I going insane or can I hear his spit while he's talking

am I going insane or can I hear a coin sound

That's it, fuck this heat, I'm getting the fan

wait, ESA is BACK?

>>713972723
No. You need to wake up.

>>713972494
The reason they keep doing it is apparently because ESA has hard data that it improves viewer retention. Unlike you and I, most people don't mute the stream during the talk segments and move onto the next; they keep viewing. Until that changes, these bits are here to stay.

>>713972563
No one's forcing you to watch them but jesus tits, dude, there are plenty of JRPG runs with cool tech, routes, glitches and tricks. Either let people have their fun or go watch an old FF run to wash out your ignorance

>>713970257 (OP)
Indian here I want to rape this girl

>Stream 2 in one hour
>Street Boyz

>go to bed during endless long RPG runs
>wake up to another long RPG run

Up and throbbing.
>3 hour (part 1)
I'm going back to bed.

>>713972870
>>713972773
Noticing.

>>713972197
Poland enforces closed stores on most Sundays except designated ones. It might sound retarded, but I'm not making this up.

>arbitrary calendar system
i love games where you are basically forced to use a walkthrough for!

Poor guy Staratur is forced to pay attention to Metaphor.

>>713972494
They didn't learn shit from the last ESA, apart from shoving it on a hiatus kind of worked for getting some people to forget that Edenal and Planks are complete idiots.

>>713972907
Cry harder secondary, absolutely filtered.

>>713972870
>Snake Rattle 'n Roll in S
What went right?

>>713972870
>deleted
Hm...

>>713972958
A trainwreck chokejob that resulted in a mercykill and the runner sounding like he was going to cry at the end

>>713972896
>'ick before ratings
priorities

>>713973024
I hope he turns his frown upside down, knowing how much joy was had. And in the end, that's the true meaning of Christspeedrunning

>>713973024
VOD?

>>713972994
deleted so hard its not even in the archive

>>713973024
>>713973184
>>713972958
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2498147398?t=18h27m47s

>>713973359
thank you lad

>>713973279
That's only a speed thing, it takes a couple of minutes for the archive to save it

>>713972994
He probably got spammed with reports of ban evasion again, one anon periodically tries that to see if it'll work.

>>713972749
>because ESA has hard data that it improves viewer retention

>3 hours of wokeaphor

fuck this

>>713972896
cute bear cock

Ban Atlus slop from marathons

>>713973359
it is what it is

>>713973772
such a dramatic picture

>>713973772
I don't know why people keep bringing that game to marathons, it's a deeply fucking unforgiving game.

>>713973359
>I feel kind of safe because um-
>instantly dies

>>713973772
>everyone in the back either smiling or barely suppressing one
just like the thread

>Part 1
wait, they're gonna split this piece of shit run?!

>>713973359
Never seen this game before, it's quite creative for the NES. Looks hard though.

>>713973969
>I don't know why people keep bringing that game to marathons,
so that they can go "Woah look, good Rare" and Twitch chat go "David Wise/Grant Kirkhope/some other guy's music pog"

>>713972870
>>713972896
The chartfag is unironically a barafaggot groomer.

watching another fatlas game is making me miss older rpgs. since this is v maybe someone here has some recommendations. any good rpgs where you actually name/make your team of characters? old DQ and FF games were like this, but nowadays this is pretty rare. like being able to pick classes and whatever else. Do they even make shit like this anymore?

This… this is not it bros, and I played Metaphor.

>>713974586
O Cholera, czy to Freddy Fazbear?

>>713973359
Rough game, poor dxtr, but at least it was an entertaining trainwreck. He'll probably take it better than hirexen at least

>>713974586
I don't see what ties all this stuff together.

>every single trash fight is accompanied by an epic orcherstra
doesnt it get extremely tiring after like 2 hours, or does the battle music change often?

>>713973359
>It is what it is
>It is what it is
>It is what it is

>>713974701
Seems like someone forgot to get comfy.

>>713973552
They told me this last Summer, I'm not important enough. I'd like to know too.
I bet one of the next runners has seen it

>>713975014
You kind of zone it out after a while.

>>713973338
ty

>>713974605
This isn't exactly your answer, but Live A Live got a good remake, and you can have fun with renaming stuff all your like

>>713974586
chartecker is /ourbro/

>>713974605
Not from AA or AAA publishers. This one comes to my mind. Some anons were frothing at the mouth though, since it has jumping mechanics and vertical exploration, which they didn't like to put it lightly. I like going off the beaten path and exploration, so I don't mind that they were pretty basic.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1637730/Crystal_Project/

>>713975075
They say a lot of things, they were telling runners that they have no control over how spammy the ads are, which is bullshit.

>>713975154
I've heard about this, but doesn't look like you actually make the characters.
>>713975186
I have played through this, it was fun but that was years ago and I'm pissed there hasn't been anything since then. This is the kind of thing I was looking for, but surely something new has come out since then that scratches this itch, right?

>>713975209
>how spammy the ads are, which is bullshit.
Just switched from PC to phone because I patched twitch on my phone and have no more ads. Amazon can suck my fat nuts.

STREAM 2 IS UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL
STREAM 2 IS UP!!!!!

Really wish Metaphor had more weird enemy designs instead of repeating the same few.

>>713974936
That's because you're not schizophrenic. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

>>713975374
The real event starts soon

>>713974936
>she doesn't know
Chartgroomer hosts the charts on the same domain as his sex cult proxysites. He doesn't hide it.

>>713975209
A lot of streamers try to pull that bullshit. They claim that they have no control over the ads while playing them constantly.

>>713975467
Stream 2 is sure looking packed out.

STREAM 2

EVERYONE GO TO STREAM 2

GO TO STREAM 2 RIGHT NOW

>>713975558
Yeah, you can tell with ESA they cranked up the ad rate to max, supposedly they've been having money issues for the last handful of events.

>>713975374
We're so backy

RebelDragon running again? Does he even sleep?

>>713975572
why is stream 2 emote only? troon run soon?

>>713975467
it is fucking happening

>>713975740
If he woke up not too long ago, he had 6ish hours or so. Not too bad for an event.

>>713975826
It's always like that until the stream starts. They don't want to moderate the chat while the stream is offline.

He's a big boy

It's time

S T R E E T
B O Y Z

>everyone in for stream 2
lol

uh why are there more people on the crown in stream 2 than 1

we're so back stream 2 bros

STREAM 2

>>713976028
hey, I recognize that girl

nice big guy

>>713975830
>he doesn't use chat filters to hide all the tranny emotes

>>713976063
4u

>>713976043
Good luck, Biggie Smalls

>>713976028
Why is your stream yellow

>finding a GAME in a BOOK store
Why is he fucking lyin

so this is the Chinese bootleg to Rapsittie Street Kidz...

>>713976038
Nobody wants to watch JRPG even if schizos on here will try to convince you otherwise.

What's going on in this crowd?
>pompadour lad sitting next to magical girl cosplayer
>Kanye West in the back

>>713976135
yellow? it looks purple to me

>>713976043
The room is too bright i prefer the darker room's of the previous ESA stream 2's

>>713976063
He looks like he plays Atlus games.

How many of you could beat this guy in a fight? Would you have to use your special technique?

Fuuuuuuck yeah stream 2 BIG DICK ENERGY

>>713976275
Oh shit, is that "cheering" guy in the background?

>>713976195
I imagine it was a second hand book store, they'd probably put any old shit on the shelf if it came in a box of books.

>>713976360
I have to resort to my special technique, but he'd use one of his many special techniques and crush mine.

I dont get it why isnt the multi hour jrpg banished to stream 2??

finally, its stream 2 time

>>713976423
hypeman? yes indeed

>>713976481
Persona favoritism, same reason why Pokemon gets to be Stream 1

hell yeah bonus stream

>>713973338
The ratings numbers are picking up, as is viewership, are people finally realizing its on?

>Metaphor Stream 1 empty
>Street Boyz Stream 2 packed

>Stream 2 insta mogging stream 1
every time

It wasn't that funny.

>>713976634
stream 3 has an entire stadium watching

>>713976702
The Hype Man is back!

Comfy stream 2

Who is that cute girl?

>>713976835
>>713976873
My wife. Back. Off.

Ahh man I thought it was beginning on 27th July. Was the first day any good? The schedule looked good.

>Planks
Oh fuck off you jumped up little dictator.

>tts isn't working yet
Oh! Hope they fix it

Please don't force a new phrase meme, it's too early.

Kinda liking this ESA guys. At least more than both 2024s.

>>713976956
they don't have the raw number of people to force something like this

>>713976956
Yes chef.

>>713976956
>new
First Street Boyz run?

>>713976634
>>713976607
yeah its crazy, its almost like people want to watch something theyve never seen before instead of games they played in the last 3 years being run yet again.

>>713977073
Street Boyz is on at practically every European marathon.

>>713977073
This is Metaphor's first ever ESA.

>>713977073
They also don't wanna watch something that's so long they have to split the run into two parts

>Go to bed during a Rebel Dragon run
>Wake up just in time for a Rebel Dragon run
what the fug

1970 was 20 years ago...

>>713977152
He is the silent hero of ESA for the last couple of years.

>>713977097
I choose strip dono. I donated, it's my theme, strip.

>>713977152
he can't stop!

>>713977152
That was merely his first order

>>713977152
his stand, Binge Crimson, allows him to eat a chunk of time and skip it

is SixRock considered a chad?

>>713977117
this is event is made for americans to watch and donate to.
>>713977147
who cares, i played it last year.
>>713977150
youre right, pt 1 3 hour jrpg i played already holy smokes

>>713977152
No one has quit ESA. Rebeldragon has simply eaten them all

>look at the size of this lad
Was he talking about rebel?

Is this the first time they've ever opened a curtain at an ESA?

>missed first day
it's over

>this is a nice staredown with a big .....
WHAT did he say?

STARE DOWN THAT DIGGER

>>713977152
They needed runs this year so they just accepted everything its why Super Metroid is on twice

Who's this legend?

>>713977424
they'll close it soon when the audience starts getting sunburnt

Ten thousand hours in paint.net

Didn't know they made ingerlanders this big

>>713977483
The post-game superboss, but rebeldragon has to finish 5 minutes underestimate to fight him and IRL

Isn't Rebeldragon a proud coomer too?

>>713977483
JP from red line

i dont ever want to hear americlaps again you europoors

>>713977446
youre late but we still got a whole week ahead

>>713977627
then GDQ then ASM then Dogwater

>>713977446
It's not like the first day is usually (if ever) best.
There's plenty to come still.

>>713977483
>>713977594

holy fuck that anime pro larp i wish i was his twink aaaaaaaaaaaaa

HOOOOOOLD

You will rate Street Boyz

>>713976607
Kind of need to know that when Street Boyz was first brought to ESA, as in someone just bringing it and setting up a practice station for it, it became insanely popular with various runners at the event. You basically couldn't go anywhere in the hotel without hearing a joke or two about Street Boyz. So, it's a meme that started right there, in that hotel, so no wonder the stream 2 room is packed for it.

>>713977787
S

>>713977787
A

get out of here

>>713977787
B+ for Big lad

>>713977787
A

>>713977787
A and without double-thinking

>>713977787
S, really enjoyed it

>>713977787
A

>>713977787
C+

>>713977787
S. First S of the event.

>>713977787
solid b

>>713977615
it is what it is

>>713977787
I only caught the last 5 minutes but I'm gonna do him a B+

>>713977787
S

>>713977787
I'm doin' him an A

>>713977787
There is no A in Street Boyz to capitalise, so I must vote S

Who was that runner in some past event with very heavy engrish?
It was so bad everyone was giving it either S or Z.

>>713977787
A Jankino

>>713977787
A

>>713977819
this the kind of girl you take home and plap until she gives you offspring, if you know what I'm saying

>>713977787
S, it was funny. Good start for b stream

>>713977670
Then BSG Annual 9-16 Aug
3 solid weeks of marathons, a little breather than another week.

>>713977787
S for shameless ReberDragon bias.

>>713977787
S
Funnily enough the second time ESA did this run it wasn't, but this one recaptured the soul of the original somehow.

>>713977787
B

>>713977787
B

>>713977801
It also became this big competition to beat each other at it, and to try and route it better in the middle of all of that.

There's often something like that going on, but it doesn't usually blow up to that level.

>>713977787
B for BOYYYYYYYYZZZZZZZZp

>>713977787
B for the Boys

>>713977787
A, its a good run and big lad is always a good runner

>>713977787
A

>We Love Katamari today
zased, I love Katamari

>>713977787
A

>>713977787
S

>>713977787
(S)reet Boyz!

>speedrunner doesn't know the story of the game he is speedrunning
based

>>713977979
Yeah. I think Street Boyz just had the perfect combination of being simple enough, but have enough tech that it made it interesting enough to compete in, even if only for a brief bit at the hotel grounds.
I remember trying to participate in some Jackbox party games like Quiplash in one of the backrooms at the time, and I just walked out chuckling because every quip was about Street Boyz.

>>713977787
F+

>>713977615
>>713977856
Hello webm anon, take a seat

>>713977787
B for BIG

>>713978095
STREET BOYZ

>>713978136
Also, Quick and Crash (the arcade game by Namco) was also really popular. I remember competing at it myself, but couldn't quite get as good times as some of the other players at the venue. Wow, excellent! Not a good score.
And then the light gun broke, it was a moment of sadness for all.

>>713978167
don't mind if I do

>>713977615
I like that the lanyard covers his shirt so it says TKO. he's down for the count

>>713978167
Inferior genetic hair. The both of them.

>>713978340
kek, well spotted

>>713978167
Big Yat on Campus

you will now begin the next run

CoD kino on the schedule

Has Plum made an appearance yet?

>>713978167
I remember her having a nice bunda

>>713978506
That was funny as fuck the last time they had anime mode shit.

>>713978526
Yeah, earlier today on stream 1

>>713978526
ye, about an hour and a half ago

You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna swap Stream 2 to my main display and relegate 1 to the secondary one sharing room with /v/

>>713978526
There is NO "plum room"

>>713977787
A

I missed street boyz, was it good?

>>713978617
Anon we're not supposed to deny or confirm the existence of the room anymore.

>>713978589
>>713978601
Sick
I'm glad they didn't let her die

everyone is gone

>>713978526
who?

>>713978821
and Rebel remains
the everlasting ROCK

RB is back of stream 2

Oh my god he ATE THE AUDIENCE

>>713978821
they're in the plum room anon

>Emptied out after Street Boyz
Nobody cares about Splatter Master...

>>713978821
me in the back

>based
You can't say that!!

>>713978858
Boyz went out to the Streets

>>713978849
He couldn't fit through the door.

>ENTIRE room cleared out
kek

>missed NES block
>missed Street Boyz
can it get any worse?

>>713978913
only someone more based can stop him

Stream 2 looks a little weird with open curtains and no blue or purple background. That's kinda ESA's thing.

>>713978924
they built the venue around him

>>713978989
It reminds me of the Final Fantasy 3 stream 2 run specifically, it was the same room I think.

>>713978268
When I went, people were going nuts for some kind of Japanese rhythm game, fucked if I know what it was called though.

>>713978925
Morning orgy

BY THE WAY RPG Limit Break happened. If you've been here for a while you know what that means: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2466122445
42:27:09 onwards for the main event.

>>713979031
how do you not remember tamagotchi waku waku-nee deluxe ultra?

Fuck is this game

>>713979031
The Street Boyz and Quick & Crash incidents were uhh, 2018, 2019? Before the coof.
Think back then they had Jubeat, Groove Coaster and maybe a third game, can't remember.

>>713979067
what do sharks mean

lel

>>713979162
tank girl (japan)

>>713979203
holy based

>>713979067
Not watching the humiliation ritual, thanks

>>713979067
They better not have trauma dumped again.

>>713979203
He's just like me

>>713978914
You know I think he's actually lost some weight
Good for him

>>713979251
You know it. It's tradition. There's some doozys on there too.

>>713979162
sexo

>>713979203
I'd have had him down as a jaffa cake lad, or at least chocolate hobnobs.

>>713979203
wtf are jammy dodgers

>>713979354
biscuits with a wee bit of jam innit

F?

F

ummmmmm

>>713979203

Perfect biscuit for tea dunking. Shame it's too hot for tea.

eating ham pizza
drinking coke
stream 2 on
yep, it's comfy time

>>713979354
a good biscuit

>>713979251
I guess I should have clicked the timestamp first

its joever...

>>713979456
cant let you do that starfox

>>713979456
im thinking of buying pizza now

>>713979354
Had to look it up, damn bongers and their food names

>>713979451
Who the fuck dunks a jammy dodger?
Actual psycho behaviour

Thanks for watching! See you in winter everyone!

>>713979493
the weak should fear the strong

Rebel eatan gud tonight

umm stream 2 is down

shout outs to the tech screw

>>713979518
Now go look up twiglets or nik naks.

>>713979351
Pity Jaffa Cakes have gotten extremely stingy with the apricot filling, the knock offs are better now.
I'm fond of the ones from Morrisons.

>>713979493
Found >>713979067 on the right.

we back

nobody was watching 1 so they had to kick everyone from 2

>>713979620
>it's the same guy

>>713979585
The other week I went to some cafe that did their own knockoffs that were huge arse rectangles, they were fucking great.

>>713979620
classic

>>713979354
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Clu36dt2y88

>>713979493
literally me

>>713979493
I want to marry her

>>713979678
Sounds good.

>>713979695
macaco dodgers... uma delicia..

>>713979067
>goes from this to this in the span of like four seconds
what the hell

PANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANICPANIC

>>713979776

fucking lmao

>>713979518
>>713979548
Every single granny here in Finland in the '90s and '00s was mandated to have those types of cookies in the cupboard at all times in case they got any visitors. Didn't really care for them but they might have been of lesser quality.

>>713979776
yeah i aint smelling that shit

>>713979840
They usually were the cheapest stuff

Rate Splatter House

rate or else

rate splatter master

>>713979961
>>713979969
B

>>713979961
>>713979969
>>713979972
A

>>713979961
A probably i was kinda not payint attention

>>713979776
she said everyone knows what this shark means but I still have no glue

>>713979764
>her

>>713979961
>>713979969
>>713979972
B

>>713979961
*splatter master*
A for PS2 jankkino

>>713979969
>>713979972
B-
>>713979961
C+

>>713979961
B
When I could watch it at least

>>713979961
>>713979969
>>713979972
RATE THE RATERS WHO CAN'T COORDINATE THEIR POSTS FOR SHIT

>>713979961
>>713979969
solid B

you guys give anything an A these days, what's the point of the rating charts

>>713970257 (OP)
thanks for using my art bros
it's very fucking cold in my country
have a nice day

>>713980032
looks p coordinated to me

>>713979961
>>713979969
>>713979972
S for shameless RebelDragon bias again.

>>713980001
trans, not kidding

>>713980001
she's an animals right activists against killing sharks for their fin soups in asia

>>713979961
>>713979969
>>713979972
D technical issues

>>713979961
>>713979969
>>713979972
B

>>713979972
stream wasnt even working properly
C

>>713980080
Big if true. because that shit is fucked up.

>>713980001
Google Blahaj it's a tranny thing

>>713979972
B

>>713980080
>fin soups
now i want to try it

uh okay next run im interested in is tetris in 24h

>>713979961
F-

>>713970257 (OP)
Have they done Skyrim yet?

>make a post to rate the run
>Error: You must wait 4 minutes 48 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

Thoughts?

>>713980072
>>713980128
but she's not trans, right?
no way a man can have voice like that...... right??

>>713980154
apparently it doesnt even taste like much of anything, just a status thing
anyways here, snort these mummified giraffe balls so your hair grows back

>>713980154
berkele ;DDDDDD

>>713980072
trains is hard job

>>713979067
This chick brought a whole melodramatic speech. How much did she rehearse this in the mirror?

>>713980053
No problem, anon. Thanks for the OC
>>713980215
Still Metaphor going on. Probably in around 40 minutes or so, depending when he finishes.

>>713980272
finn is spelled with two nigs you single nigger

>>713980304
Why do they do this?

shouldn't the boring long JRPG be on stream 2 instead?

>>713979961
I'm doin' him a B

Is it me or is the stream shitting itself the whole time

>>713980053
South america?

>>713980382
no stream 2 is for good games

>>713980018
oh

>>713980403
it is

>>713980235
could be biofem using her [empath] powers for trains she knows, could be mtf, who the fuck knows when she wont give context

ESA, please.

>>713980403
Yeah, constantly killing itself. Which is not a joke setup, but whatever, take it anyways.

>>713979067
Wait till you get to the one who starts crying because GDQ rejected her as a donation reader for not shilling enough.

>>713980382
They have to bait the shit games on stream 1 otherwise literally no-one would watch it

>>713980403
please understand it's a small event, they don't have enough bandwidth for 2 streams

>>713980403
nuhyeh

>>713980457
>constantly killing itself
Like a Crash 2 speedrun

>>713980235
its over
youre gay now

next stop, the deltarune threads

damn, metaphor still going on... how long is this game?

>>713980447
meant to say ftm that hasnt gone through with it
she's just vagueventing, nod and pretend when women do this

streamlink twitch.tv/esamarathon2 720p60
So I don't have to keep fucking typing it

>>713980565
>part 1
Anon...there is going to be another segment to this, also with a 3 hour estimate.

>>713980695
that is absolutely retarded

>open stream link for stream 2
>not even getting video any more
>just audio

>>713980304
>fat, coloured hair, glasses, frumpy
>loudly dramatic faux-poem about how she is simply not... SEEN by other people!
Is she trying to be the biggest cliché possible?

>>713980695
>there is going to be another segment to this, also with a 3 hour estimate.
please no

>>713980565
turns out you can trick an event into letting you 100% a jarpig if you split it into parts

>>713980781
something funky is happening with stream 2. crashed few times and now it's lagging

>>713980758
>>713980793
Wednesday after midnight local time, so no stream 2 to dodge as well

>>713980829
GDQ used to do that for final fantasy

>>713980917
>baten kaitos part 37

>stream 2 delayed indefinitely
>jrpgslop on stream 1
should I just go and actually play games

metaphor has a speedup function built-in?

Imma finna bouta go back to sleep

>>713980468
Which one is that? They all talk for like ten minutes each, I'm not watching all of them nattering

Guess I'm going back to stream 1.

>>713980072
She is very obviously a girl.

>>713981272
but they're all men

Bonus round!
Match the pronouns to the couch members!

>>713981272
>>713981278
grim

>>713979067
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751204000913616.webm

>>713981080
would be ludo

this/thus

alright see you in a few im playing video games

>>713981307
https://www.reddit.com/r/BLAHAJ/

>MoDfatfaggotnigger says "uh oh we can't fix this donation for you"
>stream 1 host able to fix this dono
Hm...

>>713981426
chirno feet

>3 hours of trannies vs 3 hours of slop
see you later

>>713981387
?

>>713981272
Skyrim time.

>want to watch ratchet and clank
>extremely autistic tranny on stream
god dammit

>>713981449
Yeah, I know the shark meme, I still know what a girl looks and sounds like. It's not like they didn't have trannies on to contrast with.

>>713981507
it's half an hour left retardkun

>ameritrash
>they/them

>>713981718
bongs arent better

>>713981449
I bought my kid one of those because he likes sharks.
Better get rid of it before the tranny groomers get to him.

>>713981862
Just heard it, fuck that, I bounce to stream 1

>skyrim runner called pekkanen
>not from finland
All daedric quests as category does at least sound kinda interesting.

>>713981441
>Opus chadnum
Erm based

>>713981875
you're depriving your kid of the cute shark plush just because you're scared of culture war nonsense?
grim
you're a dipshit and a bad parent anon

I think I might go play some dkc2

>>713982123
You should learn how to recognise a joke.

Ehh, I'm going to do some image generation. Cheeky Touhous showing my their bloomers will do.

>>713982171
I'm playing Death Stranding 2

>>713982317
For me it's goblin shortstacks.

>>713982171
DKC2 is my favorite game ever. im playing Turok right now and considering suicide

>>713982171
Playing Ryza 1, i'm surprised how good it is after all the shitposting i've adjacently heard about it. Great music, fast paced combat, likeable characters so far

>>713982876
good

>>713982885
play a better game, then

>>713982885
What was that last part?

OVER

The stream one 3:10:00 JRPG run (part 1) has gone over estimate btw

>>713983212
im on the second to last level. ive come too far to stop now man

rate metaphor (part 1)

RATE THE FATLUS RPG

>>713982171
I'm continuing the Pokemon Emerald romhack I was playing yesterday
the community-set Hard mode levelcap is rather strict after Wattson (lv 26) going into Roxanne and Norman (lv29), but after doing Wynona (lv33) the remaining caps are way more lenient and I can stop with the minmaxing levels autism for a while

>>713983407
C

>>713983407
>>713983386
D, I'm preemptively subtracting for fuckups in part 2 and doing a split stream to being with.

>>713983386
>>713983407
C for cleepy

>>713983386
I'm doin' him a D

>>713983386
C

no drawfag this time?

This shirt sucks wheres cute mako doodles

>>713983386
F

>>713983407
Z oring

>>713983407
>>713983386
B, wasn't as bad as I thought.

>>713983583
Apparently Mako has a full time job now.

>>713983594
Like so many others, she walked away from this garbage pile of a marathon.

okay can somebody tell me how to block ads on twitch
I have adblock and ublock origin and it's not working

>>713983682
i'd rather teach you how to google

>>713983753
okay can somebody tell me how to google
I have chrome and internet and it's not working

"Professionalism is out the door."
- ESA Summer 2025

>>713983973
It went out the door over a year ago when they started banning people for not sucking up to Planks.

>>713983407
D for boring

Baker doko?

>toddslop vs snoyslop
great

>>713983946
>go to google
>type in "how to block ads on twitch"
>click relevant result

>F: Skyrim
Huh? Why?

>>713983682
>>713984498
hint: you don't need anything other than ublock

>both streams have a 2+ hour long run at the same time
They will never figure this shit out

quick load speedrun

>>713984573
I'm using firefox ublock origin, anything better? still getting ads

>>713984774
Adguard Extra

>>713984640
They got rid of the scheduling team that was decent at balancing things out.

>>713984640
they do this thing where both streams end at the same time so you can select the next one to watch

>>713984774
doesn't matter. click the first github link.

>>713984824
don't install dumb shit like this

Send in the friend requests

hm

UGH
UGH

>>713984943
>don't install dumb shit like this
It's literally what the GitHub recommends

>>713985118
scroll down

>>713985002
huh

>>713979823
N'wah

>>713985002
Damn, you know Starfield was utter shit when a guy that has 1000s of hours in every other todd game couldn't even stomach 100 hours in this

See that thread? You can mig it.
>>713985338
>>713985338
>>713985338

migracion?

>>713977923
uhh do BSG & RTA take place on the same week?

>>713985604
There's usually an autistic thread war, yeah