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Anonymous No.713979371 >>713979445 >>713979550 >>713979836 >>713979945 >>713979976 >>713980345 >>713980346 >>713980532 >>713980853 >>713980980 >>713981091 >>713981195 >>713981692 >>713981813 >>713983005 >>713983129 >>713983131 >>713983136 >>713983873 >>713984156 >>713984638 >>713984989 >>713985143 >>713988305
From all successful Nintendo consoles why the hell did Nintendo Switch attracted so many autists like that? It's the second biggest video game mystery after Sonic fandom autism.
Anonymous No.713979445
>>713979371 (OP)
and with Nintendo Switch 2 it got even worse
Anonymous No.713979550 >>713987596
>>713979371 (OP)
and I thought Playstation 2 launch was weird with people willing to pay crazy amount of money at black market...just for buying empty boxes of Playstation 2
Anonymous No.713979836
>>713979371 (OP)
Autists really gotta make these threads 24/7 huh
Anonymous No.713979945 >>713980045 >>713980110 >>713980226 >>713981924 >>713987209
>>713979371 (OP)
>no, all of the games suck ass
>friendly chit chat
how can anyone think that sounds friendly in the slightest
Anonymous No.713979976
>>713979371 (OP)
i just made a new slang for these retards: consoomers cult
Anonymous No.713980026 >>713980191 >>713981043
Based Katie
I hope it's an actual female and not a tranny
Anonymous No.713980045
>>713979945
Calm down, nigga. It's just video games.
Anonymous No.713980110
>>713979945
Shut the fuck up, r*dditor
Anonymous No.713980124 >>713980263 >>713980273 >>713986142
Nintendo has always attracted autistic freaks with its childish games
Anonymous No.713980191
>>713980026
Nah. If it was a tranny he would fill his twitter with his selfies.
Anonymous No.713980226 >>713980529 >>713982851
>>713979945
how is it not? do tendies really get offended on behalf of billion dollar corporations?
Anonymous No.713980263
>>713980124
Not in that level and amount. And you were mostly meeting these retards at the internet. Maybe at school too at worst case.
Anonymous No.713980273
>>713980124
I don't get this idea that if you're not a kid you probably inherently won't like Nintendo stuff as a an adult. That way thinking diminishes the contents of games and puts the worth of the game on the attachment to the IP. The games should speak for themselves and boy do they. Zelda is currently the best example of not needing a connection with the series to enjoy it. The series was settling around 5m give or take a couple million either way with the best seller TP at 10m. BOTW comes along and sells 30m and counting. TOTK is at 20m and counting. Both games have sold at least double TP and magnitudes higher than every other entry. Where did these 10m+ new fans from, they obviously not older/existing Zelda fans? It's a tidal surge of new fans many of who will of course be kids but also a massive number will be adults that never touched Zelda previously but have since jumped onboard.
Same with other Nintendo franchises:
Animal crossing had a fuck ton of adults playing during covid pushing it to become one of the best selling games of the last generation.
Splatoon has quickly become Nintendo most competitive series and taken over Japan even though the series is only 10yo so anyone who played as a kid is either still a kid or young adult at most.
Kirby peaked in sales on the Gameboy decades ago with 5m and Forgotten Land on switch is at 7m and counting again showing more new fans jumping on board.
Luigi's Mansion 3 sold 15m easily beating the 6.5m of LM2on DS. That's Luigi, the now butt of jokes brother to the famous Mario.
Anonymous No.713980345
>>713979371 (OP)
>NO THAT SHIT FUCKIN SUX
>lol he was steaming, what bro it's a friendly chit chat
Fake and gay. You're an idiot if you believe this story.
Anonymous No.713980346
>>713979371 (OP)
I have a sneaking suspicion that this didn't actually happen. Also
>twitter screencap thread
Anonymous No.713980427
Never met a Nintendo fan older than 12 without serious mental issues
Im not shitposting
Anonymous No.713980529
>>713980226
Depends on the person. Personally I've been Nintendo fan since Nes era and I always preferred Nintendo consoles over Sega and Microsoft ones but still I never took consoles wars seriously and when I could I was also buying consoles I liked from rival companies even if they were second hand ones. While Nintendo Switch 1 has some great games I'm not big fan of that console even if I own a Switch and bought some games. The only time I ve spent lots of time on it was during Covid lockdowns.
Anonymous No.713980532 >>713980606
>>713979371 (OP)
It's like Disney adults, Trekkies or audiophiles
It's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. Because if you're just into video games in general you're a nerd, and nerds are uncool. But if you're specifically into Nintendo then you're a connoisseur of the art of interactive media and a step above those filthy cretins who play non-Nintendo games.
Same with scifi and trekkies, listening to music and audiophiles, or watching new-age french cinematique and being addicted to porn.
Anonymous No.713980606 >>713980891
>>713980532
>It's not a hobby, it's a lifestyle
That's not even a lifestyle anymore. It's a fucking cult. Therefore the consoomer cult slang I earlier came up with.
Anonymous No.713980853 >>713981281
>>713979371 (OP)
Nintendies are the Disney adults of gaming.
Anonymous No.713980891
>>713980606
Their approach is working thoughbeit. Nintendo's situation shows that having strong (quality, consistent, variety) first party support, all indie and AA support, combined with more/improved most AAA support is preferred by the market. PS5 has weak first party support, less demand than PS4 (especially thanks to the live service bungle), most indie and some AA support, which clearly as we've seen the past near decade isn't enough to have strong sales in Japan. Most people want video games and Nintendo creates the best video games and keeps them as permanent exclusives which has insane demand.
Anonymous No.713980980
>>713979371 (OP)
Yeah totally believable OP.
Anonymous No.713981043 >>713984891
>>713980026
>anime pfp
lol
Anonymous No.713981091 >>713981274 >>713984891
>>713979371 (OP)
>Troon complaining about Nintendo
Yupp
Anonymous No.713981195 >>713981367 >>713981729 >>713981865
>>713979371 (OP)
>be actively hostile towards someone asking a simple question
>act like it's not your fault that the other person got pissed off at what you're saying
This just makes anti-Nintendofags look like complete asshats.
Anonymous No.713981274 >>713981372 >>713984604
>>713981091
She complained about Switch 2, retard. Learn to read. And the complain wasn't for the console but for the s*y boy that went aggressive to her just because she insulted his favorite toy
Anonymous No.713981281 >>713981460
>>713980853
>Nintendies are the Disney adults of gaming

And that's fine. You know why? Because unlike Disney, Nintendo still puts out amazing high quality products.
Anonymous No.713981367 >>713981672
>>713981195
>Saying that a product sucks equals with aggression
Nice bait, fag
Anonymous No.713981372
>>713981274
Yeah totally believable.
Anonymous No.713981443
>Suddenly sexism is fine when woman mocks shitty product
r*ddit, ladies and gentlemen
Anonymous No.713981460 >>713981523
>>713981281
>Nintendo still puts out amazing high quality products
Anonymous No.713981523 >>713984729
>>713981460
The mald is eternal
Anonymous No.713981556 >>713982001
They were raised to be the ultimate consumers by the media.Their personality is their hobby.
Ever since Reagan unchained the marketing firms, they've spent the last 40 years making sure kids grow up to be rampant, vacuous consumers.
Anonymous No.713981590 >>713981648 >>713982001 >>713982189
They're the videogame version of disney adults
saucy No.713981648
>>713981590
that means the industry relies on them, anon
Anonymous No.713981672
>>713981367
>Are you going to get a Switch 2?
>No it's shit, the games are shit, the whole thing is shit
>What the fuck dude I was just asking a question
>"Do tendies really...?"
Anonymous No.713981692 >>713981826
>>713979371 (OP)
pay debnts malaka
Anonymous No.713981729 >>713981929
>>713981195
I mean the Nintendo guy is definitely a sperg taking the post at face value but if your response to being asked "hey are you planning on getting (thing you know i like) when comes out?" is to go on a whole spiel as to how it's the worst thing ever like you're still on /v/ you need to go outside more.

Also "woman" with an anime pfp on xitter so almost certainly a tranny.
Anonymous No.713981738 >>713981957 >>713987964
>"WAAAAAH! HER STORY SOUNDS FAKE!"
Bitches, please! I've also experienced cases like that and even worse from obsessed fanboys of that. Even from ex friends of mine. Just few days ago I got various death threats in a "wholesome" discord server...just because I said that the anime series Nana is overrated and because I pointed out that the female protagonists aren't lesbians like the yurifags of the server love to claim.
Anonymous No.713981813 >>713984891
>>713979371 (OP)
>twittertranny thread
Anonymous No.713981826 >>713982048
>>713981692
Pay more billion dollars for Israel's wars, burger
Anonymous No.713981865
>>713981195
>>be actively hostile towards someone asking a simple question
bingtrandies over here literally admitting that an attack to a billion dollar corporation means an attack to them personally
Anonymous No.713981924
>>713979945
>are you going to buy switch 2?
>'no'
>why?
>'no interest'
>why not?
>'nothing that interests me about it...?'
>but it has mario kart
>'i don't like the look of it gameplay wise'
>why not?

i've been in situations like this and regret not just saying "the product looks like garbage" in the beginning
Anonymous No.713981929
>>713981729
They're both spergs but the one acting like he's "in the right" for effectively shitting on someone for asking a simple question annoys me way more than the guy who just likes Nintendo a lot.
Anonymous No.713981957
>>713981738
go back
Anonymous No.713982001 >>713982247 >>713982349 >>713983187
>>713981556
>>713981590
It's funny how you all seethe yourselves endlessly over Nintendo's ongoing critical acclaim, commercial success and enduring cultural legacy.

But the same time you feverishly piss and shit yourselves to emulate their games.

The reality is that Nintendo's hardware and software have continually shaped the gaming industry since the 1980s. The have consistently made the best video games in the world for 40 years straight, and they can be consistently relied upon - almost without fail - to deliver great game after great game.

Go ahead and predict Donkey Kong Bananza's metacritic rating next month.

If you don't play Nintendo, you cannot seriously call yourself a gamer.
Anonymous No.713982048
>>713981826
swing and a miss, malaka
Anonymous No.713982061
>did you watch the game last night
>UGH sportsball? only inbreds care about that dogshit
this is why you have never been invited to a cookout
Anonymous No.713982189 >>713982645 >>713983116
>>713981590
I guess the narrative is shifting from "Nintendo is for babies" to "Nintendo is for Disney adults". I guess they, specifically snoys, can't make that claim when the most played games on the PS5 are children's games.
Anonymous No.713982247
>>713982001
>If you don't play Nintendo, you cannot seriously call yourself a gamer.

Not only that, the amount of weebs that shit on Nintendo baffles me, because Nintendo has absolutely dominated the Japanese gaming scene for over 20 years.
Anonymous No.713982349 >>713982438 >>713983114 >>713983121
>>713982001
Imagine defending Nintendo for charging 80-90 dollars for a fucking video game. And I thought SNES and N64 games were expensive. At least these old consoles had the excuse of cartridges being expensive to be made. What's Nintendo Switch 2's excuse? Taking advance of consoomers willing to pay so much just for a video game?
Anonymous No.713982438 >>713983116 >>713983432
>>713982349
>90 dollars

This lie again. Fuck off snoy.
Anonymous No.713982645 >>713983147 >>713983152
>>713982189
They're compared because they're both the same thing. That being grown-ass "adult" manchildren who're emotionally attached to a corporation, because said corporations produced/produce entertainment media for children that tickled the funny spot in their brain when they were younger, so now they're like their surrogate fathers.
Anonymous No.713982851 >>713984882 >>713985942
>>713980226
Getting offended because someone tells you everything you like is shit, and refuses to justify themselves, isn't "getting offended on behalf of the company".
austin schumacher No.713982929
yeah actually game key cards is good idea when steam exists
Anonymous No.713983005 >>713984891
>>713979371 (OP)
Is that anime avatar from that problematic dragon show? Why would a women use an image from it?
Anonymous No.713983114
>>713982349
$16 a cart.
Anonymous No.713983116
>>713982189
>>713982438
silly tendiesnoys.
Anonymous No.713983121
>>713982349
>Imagine defending Nintendo for charging 80-90 dollars for a fucking video game. And I thought SNES and N64 games were expensive. At least these old consoles had the excuse of cartridges being expensive to be made. What's Nintendo Switch 2's excuse? Taking advance of consoomers willing to pay so much just for a video game?

Have you ever had a thought of your own or do you just skim youtube and twitter for what to think?
Anonymous No.713983129
>>713979371 (OP)
kek this perfectly describes the anti-eric schizo on this board
Anonymous No.713983131
>>713979371 (OP)
based shotacon shitting on Nintendofags' parade
Anonymous No.713983136
>>713979371 (OP)
When human beings have no religion or spirituality they project the anima/animus into consumerism.
Anonymous No.713983147
>>713982645
Maybe they're emotionally attached to video games they enjoy?
>/v/ poster failing to comprehend genuine enjoyment of video games
"it's for children" isn't an argument either, after the way you all go off on Astro (not to mention all of those third person shooters where you kind of just walk down a corridor and the game plays itself).
Anonymous No.713983152
>>713982645
>calling people "manchildren"
>on a fucking VIDEO GAME board

lmao the lack of self-awareness is hysterical.
Anonymous No.713983187 >>713983371 >>713983372
>>713982001
>If you don't play Nintendo, you cannot seriously call yourself a gamer.
Off yourself tendie, you are beyond salvation at this point.
Anonymous No.713983371
>>713983187
Three of the TOP Five most acclaimed games of the past decade have been Nintendo exclusives.

Do you just hate great video games?

How's that Switch 2 emulator coming along?
Anonymous No.713983372
>>713983187
I actually agree. Nintendo have made so much good stuff, in such a variety of genres, you actually don't like the medium if you can't find anything to appreciate there.
You just enjoy some false sense of elitism over owning a more powerful console, or playing games that are superficially mature or artsy.
Anonymous No.713983432 >>713983681 >>713983989
>>713982438
>BotW: 60 bucks (still)
>DLC: 20 bucks
>Switch 2 performance update: 10 bucks
Anonymous No.713983595
Something about Pokemon SwSh turned Nintendo fans into absolute fucking zombies.
Anonymous No.713983681 >>713983732
>>713983432
Don't forget $2000 TV to play it on
$700 sofa to sit on
$200 a month for electricity
$200,000 house to live in
Anonymous No.713983732
>>713983681
>direct costs for a game vs. surrounding items
you're actually retarded
Anonymous No.713983873 >>713983928 >>713983985 >>713984219 >>713985890
>>713979371 (OP)
I'm autistic as autism can get and Katie is right. What a shitty lineup of games.
I'm doubtful Bananza will save the system, it doesn't look as fun and innovative as Odyssey. Can't believe the only games I might be interested in are two IP's that haven't had a game in nearly a decade.
Anonymous No.713983928 >>713984352
>>713983873
How was Odyssey innovative?
Anonymous No.713983985 >>713984087
>>713983873
it's also almost all spinoffs so far, only Bananza is a mainline game for its series and it's still massively different from DKC
Anonymous No.713983989
>>713983432
If you're counting DLC every platform has been had over $90 for games for years now. Guess Switch 2 games are actually cheap.
Anonymous No.713984087 >>713984107
>>713983985
How is Mario Kart a spinoff?
Anonymous No.713984107 >>713984257
>>713984087
you can't actually be this stupid
Anonymous No.713984156
>>713979371 (OP)
>blue tick
I'll take things that didn't happen for $1 of ad revenue Alex.
Anonymous No.713984219 >>713984940
>>713983873
I lost interest in Bananza when they showed off skill trees and equipment. Nintendo is just copying popular gaming trends now, like did DK really need the BotW glider in a game that's presumably not even open world? I'm gonna lose my shit when they announce the next Mario and Mario has got the yellow cape back to glide all around the map.
Anonymous No.713984257 >>713984314 >>713984517
>>713984107
I mean, it's a huge franchise, that sells about as good if not better than Mario platformers.
"Mainline Mario" isn't even a thing. Mario is a mascot who is designed to fit into all kinds of different games, and Super Mario Bros was like the seventh game he was in.
Anonymous No.713984314 >>713984645 >>713985127
>>713984257
>SALE MEAN NOT SPINOFF
holy christ you really are this retarded
Anonymous No.713984352
>>713983928
Cappy's movement makes Mario's movement incredibly dynamic which it hasn't really been since SM64 and the gimmick of morphing into creatures while not that special (Garry's Mod lets you turn into any prop for example) there aren't any games especially in the console market that changes the control scheme of your character and do things in the environment you weren't able to do before. Standard Mario stuff.
Anonymous No.713984517
>>713984257
>"Mainline Mario" isn't even a thing
this is what a decade of salesfagging brainrot does to you
Anonymous No.713984604 >>713984891
>>713981274
>she
Anonymous No.713984638 >>713984794 >>713984980 >>713985226 >>713985706
>>713979371 (OP)
Tendies are a cult, surprise surprise!
>Nintendo is always right
>Criticism of Nintendo or questioning Nintendo is considered persecution (cue the shitty screen on the Switch 2).
>Anything that Nintendo does is justified no matter how harmful it may be.
>Nintendo is the only source of truth, everybody else is lying.
>Tendies must be blindly devoted to Nintendo and never question it (just take a look at r/NintendoSwitch)

An actual cult.
Anonymous No.713984645 >>713985032
>>713984314
What's the "main" Mario game? Donkey Kong? Wrecking Crew?
Anonymous No.713984729 >>713984794 >>713984889
>>713981523
>journos scores
Now let's see the user scores.
Anonymous No.713984794 >>713984991
>>713984638
>>713984729
You lost, eric
Anonymous No.713984882
>>713982851
lmfao you're calling though
Anonymous No.713984889
>>713984729
>Now let's see the user scores.

The games with the highest user scores are the fanbases that are review bombing other games.
Anonymous No.713984891 >>713985161 >>713985165 >>713985262 >>713985307
>>713981043
>>713981091
>>713981813
>>713983005
>>713984604
Yes. She.
Anonymous No.713984940 >>713985214
>>713984219
>I lost interest in Bananza when they showed off skill trees and equipment. Nintendo is just copying popular gaming trends now

Um...Nintendo games have had RPG elements for ages, especially because they publish a metric fuckton of RPGs. They aren't jumping on a trend, they've had games with skill and gear upgrades since the NES.
Anonymous No.713984953 >>713985076
Its not a coincedence that both sega hardware fans and nintendo fans both are/were weird as fuck

both were the device of choice in america and americans are extremely susceptible for weaponised nostalgia, way more than any other region
Anonymous No.713984980 >>713985076
>>713984638
It's even funnier when you realize that Eric is their version of Satan so they just sit on /v/ all day screaming about Satan.
Anonymous No.713984989
>>713979371 (OP)
Here's what actually happened.
>"Hey Stev- sorry, I mean Katie. How's it going? Are you excited for the Switch 2 release?"
>"Um, ah... eh."
>"Sorry, can you speak up? Couldn't catch that."
>"It's nothing. Never mind."
>"Alright then."
>*under "her" breath* "Fucking retarded Tendie manchild basedboy faggot."
Anonymous No.713984991 >>713985076
>>713984794
It is ok bro, you are a victim, watch this video and try to deprogram:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slFUtQQM1Ow
Anonymous No.713985032 >>713985352
>>713984645
Super Mario Bros. I get it: the Switch was your first Nintendo console (if not first console ever), so these things must be very confusing to you.
Anonymous No.713985076
>>713984953
>>713984980
>>713984991
Eric, you lost ;)
Anonymous No.713985127
>>713984314
It may have been legitimate to call Mario Kart a spinoff when they made the very first one (even then, questionable, since Mario was designed to be a character they could put into all kinds of games).
Past that point, really no. It's one of Nintendo's tentpole franchises.
Anonymous No.713985143 >>713985248
>>713979371 (OP)
Jewtendo has their own Disney Adults. The decades of much-loved franchises being held exclusive to a single console has created an autism effect in millenials where they're obligated to defend any piece of hardware trash shat out by Jewtendo if they want these franchises to survive
Anonymous No.713985161
>>713984891
Getting breast implants won't make him a woman.
Anonymous No.713985165
>>713984891

Define woman
Anonymous No.713985214 >>713985248
>>713984940
Can you show me the Donkey Kong games that had those elements before? The AAAslop formula has skill trees and equipment with stats baked in as core elements, this is pure trend chasing like making Mario Kart open world.
Anonymous No.713985226 >>713985248
>>713984638
I find it funny how even troonera tendies are more sane than the ones here.
Anonymous No.713985248 >>713985362 >>713985715
>>713985143
>>713985214
>>713985226
Eric, you lost
Anonymous No.713985262 >>713985531 >>713985605
>>713984891
>snoys are so mindbroken they're now getting their opinions from egirls
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.713985307
>>713984891
> Obviously shopped eyes

Yes surely the REST of the picture is 100% unedited
Anonymous No.713985352 >>713985413 >>713985490 >>713985558
>>713985032
Mario appeared in several games of different genres before Super Mario Bros, including a bunch of sports games.
He didn't find success in SMB, and then branch out into things like Kart. You fully misunderstand what Mario is as a franchise.
Anonymous No.713985362 >>713985558 >>713985559
>>713985248
>only one response
Truly a cult.
Anonymous No.713985413 >>713985461
>>713985352
you autistic zoomers are insufferable
Anonymous No.713985461 >>713985558
>>713985413
I'm literally just correct about this.
Anonymous No.713985490 >>713985806
>>713985352
So where do the majority of the characters in Mario Kart come from, then? Just out of thin fucking air?
Anonymous No.713985531 >>713985605
>>713985262
I don't get how they can let a company live so rent-free in their heads while at the same time say that Sony is winning so hard that Nintendo doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.713985558 >>713985737
>>713985362
>>713985352
>>713985461
Total Eric meltdown
Anonymous No.713985559 >>713985737
>>713985362
Give them a break, they ran out of Switch 2 games so all they can do is sit here playing Tendie's Dogma 2 all day.
Anonymous No.713985605 >>713985737
>>713985262
>>713985531
>he says while literally bringing Sony up out of nowhere
Anonymous No.713985706 >>713985737
>>713984638
>cue the shitty screen on the Switch 2
Yep, how are people defending this shit is beyond me.
Anonymous No.713985715 >>713985829 >>713986030
>>713985248
Who the fuck is Eric? Some of us just want to talk about video games instead of get involved in e-celeb bullshit
Anonymous No.713985737 >>713985889
>>713985559
>>713985605
>>713985706

See >>713985558
Anonymous No.713985791
It seems nintendo people here don't have too many friends at all.
"That movie sucks balls" "that food you like tastes like dick" you think these are hostile threats. Nigga this is banter
Anonymous No.713985806 >>713985932 >>713985968
>>713985490
You mean like Donkey Kong? He's not from SMB.
Anonymous No.713985829 >>713986092
>>713985715
suuuuuure...
Anonymous No.713985889 >>713986082
>>713985737
>replies to every criticism of Nintendo with the same response
I don't know bro, from my point of view you are the one having a melty.
Anonymous No.713985890 >>713986134
>>713983873
>I'm doubtful Bananza will save the system

Suddenly, after 3 weeks on sale, Switch 2 needs "saved".

The absolute fucking state of seething schizos on this board.
Anonymous No.713985932
>>713985806
Nor is Luigi, for that matter.
Princess Peach, it depends if you consider Pauline a meaningfully different character (which I don't think Nintendo did at the time).
Anonymous No.713985942 >>713986082 >>713986106
>>713982851
if you're literally defined by liking nintendo then you need to be insulted more
Anonymous No.713985968 >>713986190
>>713985806
Ah. So you're illiterate. That explains quite a lot, actually.
Anonymous No.713986030 >>713986082
>>713985715
>Who the fuck is Eric?
His boyfriend probably.
Anonymous No.713986082
>>713985889
>>713985942
>>713986030
Eric, you lost
Anonymous No.713986092 >>713986445
>>713985829
>everyone is just as down in the rabbit hole as I am!
Anonymous No.713986106
>>713985942
My favourite game is Metal Slug.
Anonymous No.713986134 >>713986425 >>713986445
>>713985890
>Switch 2 needs "saved".
it's always funny to remember that the biggest Nintendo dickrider on /v/ is an ESL Euroid
Anonymous No.713986142 >>713986345
>>713980124
silver lining: quarantine
Anonymous No.713986190 >>713987321
>>713985968
You were wrong.
Anonymous No.713986345
>>713986142
It can't be a quarantine if everyone else keeps on entering the quarantine zone.
Anonymous No.713986425
>>713986134
It's always funny to remember remember how humiliated you are.
Anonymous No.713986445
>>713986092
>>713986134
Total Eric seethedown
Anonymous No.713987209 >>713987336
>>713979945
They're video games dude, they dont have feelings you dont have to get offended on their behalf
Anonymous No.713987321 >>713987669 >>713987796
>>713986190
No. I was right. I said "majority".
>Peach
Super Mario Bros (yes she's separate from Pauline, what the fuck were you thinking with that dumbass argument?)
>Yoshi
Super Mario World
>Bowser
Super Mario Bros
>Toad
Super Mario Bros
>Koopa Troopa
Super Mario Bros (yes, Nintendo considers them as different from Shellcreepers)
>Wario
Super Mario Land 2
>Baby Mario
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
>Baby Luigi
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
>Shy Guy
Super Mario Bros 2 USA
>Daisy
Super Mario Land
>Rosalina
Super Mario Galaxy
>Lakitu
Super Mario Bros
>Birdo
Super Mario Bros 2 USA
>Bowser Jr.
Super Mario Sunshine
>Goomba
Super Mario Bros
>Wiggler
Super Mario World
>Dry Bones
Super Mario Bros 3
>Hammer Bro
Super Mario Bros
>Nabbit
New Super Mario Bros U
>Piranha Plant
Super Mario Bros
>Monty Mole
Super Mario World
>Stingby
Super Mario 3D Land
>Penguin
Super Mario 64
>Cheep Cheep
Super Mario Bros
>Para-Biddybud
Super Mario 3D Land
>Pokey
Super Mario Bros 2 USA
>Snowman
Super Mario 64
>Spike
Super Mario Bros 3
>Cataquack
Super Mario Sunshine
>Pianta
Super Mario Sunshine
>Rocky Wrench
Super Mario Bros 3
>Conkdor
Super Mario 3D World
>Peepa
Super Mario 3D Land
>Swoop
Super Mario World
>Fish Bone
Super Mario World
>Coin Coffer
Super Mario 3D Land
>Dolphin
Super Mario World
>Chargin' Chuck
Super Mario World
Anonymous No.713987336 >>713987445 >>713987516 >>713987563
>>713987209
Offending someone's taste is an attack on them as a person.
Anonymous No.713987445 >>713987586
>>713987336
How did humanity regress to this extent?
Anonymous No.713987516 >>713988115
>>713987336
Anonymous No.713987563
>>713987336
Anonymous No.713987586
>>713987445
COVID.
Anonymous No.713987596
>>713979550
>there was a time when ps2 was an example of a shit launch line up
if only we knew how bad things would get
Anonymous No.713987669 >>713987731 >>713988202
>>713987321
So what? Why would Mario Kart not pull in characters from those games? It's also got a bunch of Donkey Kong stuff, and Link is sometimes there.
An argument could also be made that Yoshi and Wario have ascended beyond simply being characters of the SMB extended cast. And whether or not you'd even consider Super Mario Land to be part of the SMB series is debatable. It was made by totally different people.
Anonymous No.713987731 >>713987978
>>713987669
>An argument could also be made that Yoshi and Wario have ascended beyond simply being characters of the SMB extended cast
But then that destroys your "out of Donkey Kong" argument. Fucking oops, dipshit!
Anonymous No.713987796 >>713987836
>>713987321
Pauline was literally just called "Lady" in the original Japanese material for Donkey Kong, and was depicted as a blonde in a pink dress. "Pauline" is a made up character.
Anonymous No.713987836
>>713987796
They're all made up characters.
Anonymous No.713987964
>>713981738
> I said that the anime series Nana is overrated
I'm absolutely with you on this. I understand why people like and might end up attached to it, but it's almost like the female equivalent of the series 'Monster', in that it really draws people in by giving off this vibe of being far more serious and "grounded and lifelike" than other anime, and is unique in how it does this, but despite all the stuff it does to this effect, at its core it's a soap opera that revolves around a lot of dumb shit.
Anonymous No.713987978
>>713987731
Mario as a character objectively came out of Donkey Kong. SMB came out quite a ways down the line.
Oh yeah, the turtles are from the Mario Bros arcade too.
Anonymous No.713988115
>>713987516
It's just the truth. Tell someone their favourite genre of music is shit. You're basically calling them a moron. That's not friendly conversation.
Anonymous No.713988202 >>713988394
>>713987669
>Why would Mario Kart not pull in characters from those games?
A game that has to pull most of its characters out of other games? Wow, sure sounds like a spinoff to me!

And don't think I don't notice you trying to sneakily pivot into a new argument just because you lost this one handily.
Anonymous No.713988305
>>713979371 (OP)
This sounds like an IRL cheat code for easy money
>Find Millennial coworker
>At some point they WILL, without fail, bring up Star Wars or Nintendo or some other dumb childish shit
>Say it's not good and never has been
>Get screamed at by the fat balding 40 something year old
>Immediately leave work and call a lawyer, say you've been threatened at work and too scared to return
>CCTV cameras clearly show the behavior
>Walk away with a fat paycheck
Anonymous No.713988342
>autosaged
looks like this thread was decidedly not going the way tendie jannies wanted kek
Anonymous No.713988394 >>713988440
>>713988202
It's not a spinoff, because Mario doesn't have a "main line". I said that in the first place.
Super Mario Bros, and Mario 64 through Odyssey are two distinct lines in the first place. Is Mario 64 a spinoff?
Anonymous No.713988440 >>713988565
>>713988394
>I said that in the first place.
Yes, and you were wrong because you're a salesbrained faggot.
Anonymous No.713988565 >>713988702
>>713988440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_video_games_featuring_Mario
How the fuck does the "main line" only begin with the 20th game Mario was in?
Anonymous No.713988702 >>713988762
>>713988565
>How the fuck does the "main line" only begin with the 20th game Mario was in?
Because the great majority of content is inspired by Super Mario Bros specifically. You know Mushrooms? Those came from Super Mario Bros! Starmen? Also Super Mario Bros! Those ? Blocks? Guess what? Also based on Super Mario Bros!

Try actually playing games that came out before you were born in 2010.
Anonymous No.713988762 >>713988868
>>713988702
Where would we be without SMB inventing bricks and stars!
Anonymous No.713988868
>>713988762
Cool. I broke you so hard that you ran out of arguments.