How do you counter this?

>>713984158 (OP)
Run in circles up-close and when she can't turn around anymore hit the bitch in the back

stairs?

Oh boy is this le heckin current le outrage bait? I sure heckin love being le mad at le everything!

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713984158 (OP)
Conjure stairs.

>>713984158 (OP)
Why do they force melee weapons onto disabled characters? Make them a mage or an archer for fucks sake.

>>713984158 (OP)
Get a polearm that is exactly one inch longer than hers and jab.
Like what's she gonna do? Dodge?

>>713984158 (OP)
>has to keep an arm on a wheel at all times or it face attackers from other directions so no shield
>can't move forward while holding a weapon so you can just slam crossbow bolts or arrows into her

>>713984158 (OP)
move slightly to the right

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713984158 (OP)
maybe it's a taunt thing? or an illusion so you try for an easy kill and get bonked sideways.

>>713984158 (OP)
You can escape with simple stairs.
Would you be able to beat him thought?

>>713984158 (OP)
Try jumping.

>>713985334
>>713984657
The D&D wheelchair can levitate up and down stairs, and the magic cannot be dispelled in anyway
>>713984261
>>713985201
The D&D wheelchair turns just as fast if not faster as an able-bodied person

cast heat metal

>>713985334
I yield

>>713984432
Shut up, kike

>>713985512
In that case I'm pushing that bitch off and stealing it, that sounds like a sweet ride, why even have horses.

>>713985512
kindergarten level of "rules". my dispel goes through their protection from dispel.

>>713984158 (OP)
Cruel, mocking laughter. Oh and a spear.

>>713984158 (OP)
Stick in the spokes

>>713985670
>Seatbelts which strap about the waist, knees and shins.This holds the user in the chair correctly and prevents them from falling out whenever the chair is struck,thrown, or handled roughly by a creature or Spell in combat.
>Stable: Due to the chair's fifth wheel acting as a stabiliser, you have advantage on saving throws versus being knocked prone whilst in the chair. If the chair does get knocked prone, you are not thrown out due to the series of seatbelts in place.

>be in a wheelchair in real life
>play some D&D
>put your character in a wheelchair

>>713985878
>Seatbelts which strap about the waist, knees and shins.
oh then cast enlarge person

>>713984158 (OP)
Heat metal to turn it into hot seat.

>>713986018
The chair enlarges with the person

>>713986130
no it doesn't

>>713986018
I wish this worked
>see hot girl in dress
>cast enlarge person
>now have naked giantess

>>713986172
If its like a wondrous item it would

>>713986172
Yes it does, same as when a druid transformis into it's animal form it is still in a wheelchair because the strong and independent disabled person sees it as such a big part of xirs personality that it counts as a part of xirs body

>>713986324
cast warp wood

Why do they force handicapped into fantasy? Isn't the entire point that there wouldn't be any?

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713986415
Ableist!

I wonder if the rando dude who homebrewed this shit is liking all the attention

>>713984158 (OP)
I cast Regeneration and regrow her legs

>>713984158 (OP)
>Carry some pork with you
GGEZ

>>713986415
It's able-bodied Americans with a messiah complex trying to impress other, like-minded, able-bodied Americans with a messiah complex. It works, too.

>>713985512
why doesn't everyone roll around in one of these then? Imagine you could make a crippled armored tank division

>>713985512
>The D&D wheelchair can levitate up and down stairs
>The D&D wheelchair turns just as fast if not faster as an able-bodied person
Then why don't everybody seat on the wheelchair?
You do know non-disabled people can still ride a wheelchair, right?

>>713986548
Wouldn't work
See >>713986376 It's part of the persons identity

>>713984158 (OP)
>>713985512
By refusing to play in mary sue settings.

>>713985512
>The D&D wheelchair can levitate up and down stairs, and the magic cannot be dispelled in anyway
>cannot be dispelled in anyway
What am I reading here?

>>713984158 (OP)
ether use a polearm or just sidestep his charge since he physically cannot attack for shit if he is just sitting on his ass in place

>>713986742
Modern DnD

>>713986376
Lmao.

>>713985512
You can create a wheelchair with all that shit but not simply heal the individual so he can walk???

>>713984158 (OP)
>cast heat metal
if the wheelchair or wheel covers are made out of metal, she gets burned, if not the nails holding it together starts bending bc their heat treatment is getting fucked over, saves must get harder for hotwheels each turn this spell is on

In universe, it only costs about 500 gold to hire a mid level cleric to cast regeneration, which regrows limbs
That is pittance for any character above level 3
Anybody who tries to make a wheelchair bound character who doesn't immediately do this and drop the wheelchair the moment they get the chance cares more about the agenda than the verisimilitude of the narrative and world

>>713986874
Why would he want to walk?

>>713984158 (OP)
Antimagic field

>>713986831
The more I look at it the funnier it gets.

>>713986910
If you where born deformed it wouldn't work, can't regrow what you never had,

>>713986910
Five hundred gold pieces is ten pounds of gold

>>713986919
Because it's more efficient and takes less resources?

>>713984395
/thread

>>713984158 (OP)
I summon a rusty beetle boy to eat her wheelchair

>>713986910
>it only costs about 500 gold to hire a mid level cleric to cast regeneration
I realize we're talking about the retarded magic wheelchair for adventurers here but still for the average person in universe 500 gold is a lot of money

>>713984158 (OP)
with guns

>>713984158 (OP)
For me it's the hijab. Very progressive pandering to culture doesn't allow women to show their hair.

>>713986986
Then hire an artificer to make some limbs for you that are as functional as normal limbs.
Zero reason for wheelchair combatants.

>>713987175
How much was the in universe Wheelchair though?

>>713987303
Artificers don't exist in all D&D settings and their services can be very expensive

>>713987175
Yeah, so the peasant gets to eat shit, but the peasant also can't afford the fucking magic wheelchair in the first place.
An adventurer earns ridiculous amounts of money even at low levels. You know a regular set of full plate is 1000 gold, right?

>disabled-friendly quests and dungeons

>>713987351
Then who makes all the wheel chairs in these settings?

>>713987407
They're homebrew magic items, so you'll have to check with whoever made that specific setting.

>>713985878
Wait until she sleeps and just steal it and fly away on this fucking magic carpet that's apparently default. This is better than 99% of the shit that DMs make you drag your dick through broken glass for in dungeons.

>>713987337
I think the combat wheelchair is like 20 gp

>>713984158 (OP)
stairs

Someone post that GURPS cripple pic

>>713986831
so legitimately what is the downside to making a gimp because the wheelchair sounds objectively better than being able bodied

Why is it not okay anymore to say some hobbies are not for everyone?

>>713987514
Literally why isn't everyone using them. You can't be knocked over, tripped, fall, you float everywhere, you're immune to like half the magic counters, sweet ride. They're just the Wall E chairs but better.

>>713986986
How much does the chair itself cost? Because I can't imagine there being many tradesmen focused on making such a pointless item in a world where regrowing limbs and resurrection is a thing.
The combat chair seems to have magic powers too, so youd need somebody skilled in magic as well to even make it.

>>713987514
Well that's fucking retarded, why would you ever go to a Cleric then?

>>713984158 (OP)
>Two melee-martial weapons
>No crossbow
Shoot her with a crossbow or outpoke her with any sort of polearm

>>713986910
What if I'm roleplaying as a guy that is perfectly able but is riding around in the magic wheelchair because of its convenience and people just assume he's crippled?

Fight fire with fire

>>713987643
Not seen that one, pls post.

>>713987737
To get rid of the galloping knobrot that you got from the cheap half elven whore in Homlet

>>713984158 (OP)
I cast.... SQUEEKY WHEEL!

>>713984158 (OP)
>no seatbelt
Any slightly bumpy terrain will send her flying to the ground.

>>713984158 (OP)
>Disabled woman that doesn't know her place
Infect her with a bioweapon and throw her into the local goblin lair. I overrule all D&D make believe rules, so the goblins naturally rape her to death over 2 weeks and then get wiped out by the bioweapon over the next couple of months. If the bioweapon spreads to humans I use the cure which I had already created before I even used the bioweapon in the first place, as any proper bioweapon user should do.

>>713985512
>D&D wheelchair
How creatively bankrupt do you need to be to come up with such a lazy concept. If the DM is giving full reign to completely nullify the cons of being cripple, why would you just make “a wheelchair that can do anything”? Pick ranger and strap yourself to your beast companion. Pick necromancer and use magic to control your legs. Pick monk and say you’re doing that gay Dr. Strange shit.

>>713987514
Alright, in the style of every munchkin powergamer since fucking Gygax himself, I use the haul of loot from our latest adventure not to buy myself the fancy new +1 full plate I've been eyeing, but to hire a legion of low level, wheelchair bound spiked chain users and then turn this campaign into a 4X strategy game.

Your move, DM. Hit me with the falling rocks. Do it. Admit defeat.

>>713985512
>>713984158 (OP)
I cast greater heal and watch their world crumble

>>713984158 (OP)
I have just the thing.

Why not just give them a cool mount?

>>713987828
To be fair, the old wizard in a floating throne is a pretty classic trope.
He could just fly normally, but why do that when you can drop stratospheric meteors from the comfort of your favourite chair?

The retarded thing about the wheelchair isn't even the fact that people willingly want to play as cripples, it's all the built-in defenses against grieving and other players fucking with the obvious weakness. If you want to roleplay a cripple, fine, but then don't use a wheelchair that will give me testicular torsion if I try to fuck with the brakes or jam the wheels.

Throughout history, injury was hailed as courageous and a battle in its own merit. Trannies cannot fight for themselves, nor comprehend the true difficulties of disability. No one would shove an axe in the hand of a cripple before a rissole.

>>713987514
That should be way more fucking expensive.

That said, 20gp is a good chunk of cash for the common criminal and I can definitely see magic wheelchair theft being a worthwhile enterprise. Hell, I wouldn't even resell the bloody things, the hover function would enable silently moving around which is damn handy.

>>713988078
She is plugged to the chair. It would take more than a slight bump.

>>713988353
Why does the chair need wheels when it floats?

>>713988485
Why do planes need wheels when they fly?

If wheelchair strats are so strong then why isn't everybody using one?
Not like you need to be crippled to sit on one

>>713984158 (OP)
>Want to make a "young" human wizard
>Just coming into his powers at the age of 75
>Lowest roll goes into CON and was like a 2
>Idea.jpg let's play him as crippled till I get a few levels and can really unleash the arcane flow
>D&D wheelchairs are so powerful they give full ass perks for like 10 gold
>Zero fun to be had trying to throw the wizard over a gorge because he hasn't learned levitate yet

>>713984158 (OP)
Push her into one of those industrial shredders. You know: one of the ones they have for breaking up old cars.

>>713984158 (OP)
Jam my battleaxe on the wheels and punch the bitch to death from behind

>>713987864
If I had it saved, I wouldn't be asking for someone else to post it

>>713984158 (OP)
Whoever designed these kind of character are probably fans of Marche who doesn't want to let Doned live the life he always dreamed of.

Evil People.

>>713986648
>>713986590
From a power gaming perspective, you should get the wheelchair because it is an objective buff.

>>713988745
Marche did nothing wrong.

>>713985512
Why don't they just make armor out of the wheelchair and let people fly around with magic impervious armor?

>>713984158 (OP)
climb up some stairs

>>713988912
That would be silly

>>713984158 (OP)
Want to meet my pet?

>>713986919
So he can get to the wheelchair

>>713988912
imagine the screaming from the people who came up with this shit if you tried to do that.

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713986892
The chair is literally fucking invulnerable, and can't be targeted for spells or destroyed.
>>713984637
>>713984657
>>713984395
It can levitate over steps (without touching them, avoiding some traps.)

>>713984261
The chair not only turns just as fast as anyone (though to be fair D&D characters don't count direction at all.) but is actually faster going downhill, and grants advantage on attacks made while going downhill.

>>713984941
No effect on speed, or AC.

>>713984662
They have advantage against being nocked prone, and no downsides.

>>713985142
Nope, no hands required, it just works.

>>713987164
Sword from the Lady in the Lake the wielder of who is to be the once, and future king? No match for a rusty bug. The wheelchair of fate (that every cripple gets for free!) is more invulnerable than the invulnerability spell.

Sul Katesh can't even stop the wheelchair of doom!

>>713984158 (OP)
The only way to win is not to play.

>>713985512
>The D&D wheelchair turns just as fast if not faster as an able-bodied person

Sorry sister, I don't believe in fairy tales.

>>713984158 (OP)
>How do you counter this?
play warhammer fantasy roleplay

>>713984158 (OP)
Like, can I not just roll around in a mini tank if this is what were doing?

>>713985512
>The D&D wheelchair can levitate up and down stairs, and the magic cannot be dispelled in anyway
Then why does it have wheels if it can float? The wheels seem a bit redundant at that point, especially if the floating effect can't be dispelled.

>>713984158 (OP)
Literally just circle around it as if it was a video game enemy.
It won't be able to turn around fast enough so you are completely safe behind it.
From there, you can decied whetever you wanna slit its throat, bash in its skull, grapple and thgrow it off the chair or tip over the wheelchair and finish off the defenseless cripple on the floor.

Nice weapon though! You should definitively loot that thing when you are done. Even if you don't need it I bet it will fetch some good coin.

>>713989174
What if I bring my own wheelchair

>>713989362
Because the levitation only works for stairs and terrain impassable with wheels

>>713984158 (OP)
use a gun

>>713985334
toilet
b i t c h

>>713989290
I mean, the armor made of the giga invulnerable undispellable wheelchairs, or possibly the wheelchair golem/awakened wheelchair could make for a extremely deadly foe.

It's a non-magical invulnerable effect, and can't even be targeted for spells. So this shit isn't armor of invulnerability, it's beyond the magical capabilities of gods.

Is this official content

>>713989442
Why can't it just float all the time? The chair already makes the user overpowered, so might as well just go all the way at that point.

>>713989174
>The only way to win is not to play.
Fuck that. I'm playing this fucking game and you better believe I'm acquiring myself a fleet of magic wheelchairs.

If you're a cripple then you better get off that wheelchair or your ass is grass.

Feed her to a Tarrasque. If a Tarrasque stomach can't disenchant the chair then I'm calling bullshit

>>713984158 (OP)
Wait until this dumb broad is sleeping or shitting then steal that invaluable artifact.
What is she going to do? Run after me?
Lmao

>>713989618
Because it only works for stairs and impassable terrain

>>713989613
Yes
WotC is genuinely one of the most retarded companies that exists

>>713989417
Yeah it seems like the only sensible thing (It doesn't impact climbing.) is that every character in the setting breaks their own legs so the god of cripples can bestow upon them their Legendary + Magic item of a combat wheelchair.

>>713986831
>Le horny furry softcore porn but it is vaguely related to the topic so I can post it on the blue board.
Kys

>>713989726
So in theory you could climb an entire mountain range on one of these?

>>713989174
>Plan A
Hypnosis, fear, mind tricks and so on. Spells that have nothing at all to do with any physical property of the target.
>Plan B
Actually if wheelchair is so OP, I want to get it's pilot on my side, whether with diplomacy or magic. Or kidnap someone she loves and blackmail her into doing my bidding.
>Plan C
Get a wheelchair of my own.

>>713989726
But why only for that situation? Why can't I make it float all the time? It's magic right? Why limit it in such a way if said limitation doesn't need to be there?

>>713989836
Yes. It's like a skyrim horse.

>>713989747
Careful bro, they might sent the Pinkertons after you.

>>713986831
Furfaggotry aside at least this version is destructible.

>>713986831
what's it look like when the druid turns into a wyvern or a fire elemental

>>713986874
The wheelchair is cheap as fuck, meanwhile regeneration is a level 7 spell. Yeah it makes zero sense but whatever.

>>713986012
Immersion intensifies

>>713984158 (OP)
By laughing so hard the world gets destroyed by the DM

>>713989726
>Attatch miniature stairs below the wheels
>You can now fly anywhere

>>713990118
that way you can get stuck on actual stairs

>>713989396
Sorry sweaty, but the DnD chair is capable of turning faster than people with legs and it also floats and it's also almost invulnerable.
You can get a feat to always have grapple advantage too btw, so enjoy getting judo thrown by some guy on a chair Steven Seagal style.

>>713989670
It's a new class. Normally Legendary items are immune to anti-magic (A extremely powerful effect) but some stuff explicitly bypasses that, though it's typically not portable, or it's a really big deal I.E. Tiamat's portal, Sul Katesh's magic, the Lady's mazes(Though only in respect to teleporting out) The chair is beyond greater deity power stuff.

The god of DEI that's handing out these wheelchairs is more powerful than anything, apparently.

>>713985878
This sound like RIPE for abuse.
Shit like "i tie the wheelchair user to the tarrasque's leg" type of bullshit.

>>713990025
Because having a magic invulderable speed enhanced wheelchair that can float up stairs and mountains is Sooooooooooo immersive

>>713989814
>Le horny furry softcore porn
>It's literally just a wolf using the retarded wheelchair
Anon, you have some... interesting fetishes.

>>713985512
>>713989174
damn why are wokies so bad at making things?

>>713990214
Entire wars would be fought over these goddamn
wheelchairs.

>>713984158 (OP)
>Be DM
>Make combat wheelchair just an ordinary wheelchair
>If the player doesn't like it they can go play D&D with somebody else.

I'm the DM these don't exist in my setting.

>>713984158 (OP)
I use my own mount (a BMW 220d)

>>713990717
>Be DM
>Player wants to play a cripple
>Add magic prosthetics
>Now he can just walk around and adventure normally

>>713989174
Pay the local Cleric to either regrow the cripples legs or fix their spine.

>>713985642
Your presidents literally kneel to Israel, know your place cattle

>>713984158 (OP)
>Cripple 1000 prisoners so that they all get their own free magical wheelchairs
>Kill the prisoners so they leave their magic wheelchairs behind
>Tie some of the wheelchairs with rope and use them as an impenetrable barricade
>Train a mercenary brigade of giants to use them as roller skates
>Repeat until the world is conquered by the might of my impenetrable wheelchair fortresses and rollerskating giants
And before you say "B-but you can't do that!!!" I would love to see a full legal document explaining every fringe case use for these things cause I could think of at least 12 other things to do with them.

>>713990839
Yeah.. pretty sure sword beats dagger in terms of reach

>>713991052
>Meanwhile, Israel was begging anyone they could to help them with Iran
The Jew knows the day of the rope is nigh

>>713989174
you literally throw a spear at it sideways and its fucked.

>>713984158 (OP)
By moving to areas that are non-accessible for the disabled. I’ve found such areas to be super effective when battling those in wheelchairs.

>>713984158 (OP)
Tell her I'm a foot fetishist

>>713991162
I gotta say I have never once seen missiles be launched from one country to another and have them be celebrated by everyone they pass by

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713984158 (OP)
Deploy spike strips

>>713991107
Combat wheelchairs are retarded in themselves, but a dagger might be the worst weapon for a combat wheelchair loser.
You will literally have no reach.
You can only be able reach a few inches past the wheelchair, while the enemy, even if he also just has a dagger has more than an arms length worth of reach.

Wouldn't these things just stop working in swamps and other waterlogged areas?
The chair could "pass" through water just fine but the cripple fuck riding it would drown wouldn't she?

>>713990207
An able bodied warrior will always be more nimble than a combat wheelchair user and also be able to strike with more force.
Combat wheelchairs are very awkward to fight in even if it is indestructable and your body is bound to it.

>>713989174
>It's this and that and can levitate
No it's fucking not and if it could levitate than chair wouldn't be necessary.

Stop entertaining the dei goyim slopa, you supporting the slop through engagement. Unless of course you are an advocate for this shit.. in that case.. kys nigher.

>>713991679
>swamps
Didn't even think about it.
That would be hilarious.

>>713989929
>at least this version is destructible.
Three consecutive critical hits in a single encounter is laughably indestructable.

Ways to disable a wheelchair adventurer
>Jam weapon between wheel spokes
>Walk around them and bash their head in
>Tip them over
>Throw acid at them
>Freeze wheels
>Cast oil or another similar spell on the immediate ground before them
>Use a spear, polearm, staff to keep them away
>Bait them into charging down a hill or flight of stairs
>Pull them out of their chair
>Piss on them
>Shoot them with an arrow
>Hook the back of the chair and tie the rope around a horse before slapping the horse so it runs
>Point and laugh
>Cast Regenerate on spine or missing legs

>>713988543
Planes don't need wheels when flying, that's why they are retracted.

>>713989174
How has NO ONE edited this image with cum pooling in their open mouths?
It would send these prudish puritanical regressives into convulsions.

>>713991750
Wheel chair users get a +2 bonus to their ability scores and an extra 1d6 damage modifier so they are always on par with everyone.

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713991789
Anon is just literally telling you the rules as written.

What happens if somebody in a combat wheelchair gets infected with lycanthropy?

Realistically only the aristocracy was kept alive at this point.
Until about 100 years ago if you couldn't work you would be dead.

>>713992338
Chair grows fur and attaches to them.
Seriously. It shares the effect.

>>713992338
Wheelwolf

>>713992338
>>713986831

>>713991107
but- his wheels are CANTED!

>>713984158 (OP)
Whatever the players can use, the GM can as well.
I start making every enemy in the game wheelchair bound and using their bullshit against them.

>>713992085
That won't help you when you will be slow, cumbersome sitting duck and can't draw strength out of anything but your arms. You won't be able to move around and dodge quickly, you are a large, slow target without the raw ower and endurance to back it up and your attacks will have shorter effective range.

It's not even a "strength vs speed" situation. Combat wheelchair users will be weaker AND a lot slower than a normal warrior.

>>713985319
what's with the red baboon butt

>>713984158 (OP)
Just shoot them?

I've never played DND but if I was offered, with the knowledge of this thread im making my OCdonut steel into a fucking quad-legged AC, this shit sounds busted lmao

>>713992447
Polymorphing yourself isn't the same as lycanthropy. One allows intent, the other doesn't

>>713992403
FUCK YOU

If I was a disabled person playing DnD, I would just get magic to heal my legs.

>>713992768
Or just have the power to levitate and fly.

>>713991679
It would just levitate

>>713992403
Fuck, you read some trashy novels

>>713992768
B-but how are you going to self-insert then?

>>713991864
>>Cast Regenerate on spine or missing legs
I unironically did this once. We let a person one of our group knows join our group for a campaign a few weeks back that the DM did to introduce his new story idea and I volunteered to play my level 12 Human Life Domain Cleric that was gonna get retired and have him be the parties 'mentor'/ party lead and they ended up rolling a Half-Orc Latinx Warlock that had this retarded back story about how 'evil colonialist pigs' killed her family and stole their land and crippled her in the process so now she's working as an adventurer so she could hunt them down.

Long story short, she didn't like how my character was leading the group despite being LVL 12 and kept trying to undermine everything. Then she started trying to push that I was working with the obvious bad guy for part 1 so I cast Regenerate on her several times throughout the part but never specified why until I had my cleric boot her ass out of her wheelchair and sell it for 200g because she didn't need it anymore.

>>713992842
Well fuck dude, if that chair can double as a hovercraft in a swamp then you better believe we're kitting out the party with those.

>>713992960
My self insert got his legs crippled to a young age, so his parents brought him to the town cleric to cast a cure spell and his legs got fixed again.

>>713984158 (OP)
if i have access to 7th level cleric spells, i cast regenerate
this will mentally break the ex-cripple snowflake, making it defeat itself

>>713992768
Funnily enough, it was people that play DnD that are wheelchair bound that cracked the biggest shit over this. Mainly because they played to escape the fact that they are a cripple

>be lv 1
>start with 10 gp
>but also somehow a powerful magic wheelchair that has the same effects as boots of levitation, requires no charges and is indestructible
Bruh...
>>713993151
Lol

>>713993228
How many fucking cripples are there in the united states anyway god damn. I think I have seen maybe less than a dozen actual cripples in my entire life and most wheel chairs I have seen are just patients being escorted around a hospital. Why does this have to be a thing in rpgs

>>713984158 (OP)
Oil slick

>>713993151
>No! No! No! Regenerate doesn't work like that. It only boosts the natural healing that-
>It can literally be used to reattach limbs and in some cases straight up regrow them. Your spine is healed.. now get out of the fucking chair.
An exerpt from a group I was part of years ago.

>>713993402
>Why does this have to be a thing in rpgs
It's because a lot of danger hair retards like to pretend that they need wheelchairs for extra ' I'm unique' points. So these companies that are filled with said retards will pander to their own.

>>713984158 (OP)
>Invulnerable to damage
>Immune to magic
>Gives buffs to the person seated in it
>Hovers over any obstacle that can impede it
>Insanely cheap
Is there a law against a non disabled person using a combat wheel chair? Because if there isn't I'd be buying a bunch of these and putting them in my bag of holding. I mean just make a wall of them and bam nobody can fucking touch you.

>>713993228
Makes you think who's using this on DnD or WoW besides minmax faggots.

>>713984158 (OP)
Just walk away lol

>>713993402
>Why does this have to be a thing in rpgs
To own white men that commie larpers now call chuds.

>>713992842
The swamp is not unpassable terrain as the water wouldn't stop the chair from moving
If it worked like that then the chair would be impervious to all terrain affecting spells like grease and web and I'm sure they work just fine.

What is it with americans and their retarded MUH REPRESENTATION bullshit?
Why can't you people EVER enjoy something if the main character doesn't look exactly like you?

>Not only does daggerheart TTRPG dedicate multiple pages to the combat wheelchair, it also has a ridiculous rule that says that no combat wheelchair can be harmed unless the entire gaming group agrees.
Pronouns are part of character sheets of this trash too. Enjoy your playing sessions with Janteesha (they/them)!

See if these retards stuck wizard or sorcerer then it'd at least make sense. But noooo. They gotta be a barbarian in a wheelchair or a rogue dodging around like Yoda but in a chair instead.

>>713993881
Because they have no imagination

>>713984158 (OP)
What's up with the obsession of involving cripples in combat scenarios? A cripple can't fight, so why do you have to put them into wheelchair and send for slaughter?

My dm uses body part damage. We had a artificer goblin that lost a leg in combat due to him not using proper armor and getting a crit from an enemy. He told us that if we lose a body part, healing would only close the wound but not reattach the part unless we had high level healing magic like regen, we could get an npc cleric to cast it for the party but that was extremely costly. We had our goblin riding shoulders for a while until we modified his steel defender to have a chair and controls to pilot it as a mech and the dm allowed him to always be in the mech at the cost of a permanent spell slot because it was constantly draining his magic to be powered at all times.

>>713993402
if healed, they will just find a way of getting rid of those legs again

It's so sad that now the meta is wearing a retarded looking wheelchair.
What happened to the powerfantasy of being this badass medieval warrior with supernatural powers who goes on epic adventures trough deep, dangerous dungeons?

>>713984158 (OP)
Well you have three options, you either don't care and would rather enjoy a game and ignore the greasy powergamer currently performing self fellatio, you quit or you don't run the unofficial supplement (I have no idea nor do I care what happened with DnD after 5e, I don't want to play it anymore)

>>713993898
The chair may be invulnerable, but the invalid sure as shit ain't.. most of the time. Some of those wheelchair only rules are straight up busted.

>>713993950
It doesnt even have to be a wheel chair. Just make it a magic palanquin or flying carpet or a floating throne. Hell just give your character levitation and flight.

>>713994024
Commies do not believe in reality or truth.

>>713994072
meant to reply to
>>713993151

>>713986831
>Your disability persists across forms.
>Your disability is an intrinsic part of your being.
Kinda sad desu.

>power armor
>fucking siege engine with spiked wheels and inbuilt ballista
>golem automata shell
>weeb mecha
Why would anyone use anything even remotely resembling real life wheelchairs in fantasy?

>>713994072
>Oh no. The idiot I just heard cut her legs off because how dare I fix the thing she said ruined her life
>Welp, jokes on her. That was my last spell use of the day.. enjoy bleeding out, bitch.

>>713994117
What do you think is more retarded between a Barbarian in a combat wheelchair and a rogue in a combat wheelchair?
I would say the rogue, because the combat wheelchair impedes mobility even more than strength.

>>713994234
Its mind boggling. For decades fiction has always got around the idea of crippled people using exoskeletons or cyborg bodies like fucking darth vader.

>>713994072
>Sacrificing ones hands to get prosthetic "Paws"
That is a mental health issue going far beyond being a furry

>>713994229
It's kinda fucked up that wokies think being disabled is just an aesthetic

>>713994471
And that's why all genuinely disabled people fucking despise them.

>>713990214
Alright, I order two hundred tiny pixie sized wheelchairs and make chainmail out of them

>>713994471
Being disabled is actually a straight up advantage now.
You get a shitty, indestructable magic wheelchair that grants you flight at LV 1 while able bodied people only get a sword, a shortbow and leather armor.

Fun Fact: If you have a wheelchair retard in your group and they insist their chair is enchanted to be immune to all spells, simply get an item that negates magical effects and stick it to the chair and hey presto, the chair is no longer enchanted and is very much vulnerable.

>>713994072
Like trannies and their penises, yet somehow it's not a mental illness.

>>713994742
Or simply don't play with retards, wonder which one was is better

>>713994234
It's virtue signalling, nothing more
>oh look how inclusive we are
>did we ask disabled people who they see themselves as in fantasy? nah fuck that

>>713994697
They should have to be able to afford it first, and every vagrant should be trying to steal it for boozegeld

>>713994742
>>713994893
Assuming that I am the DM:
>Benevolent wandering healer appears.
>Heals the adventurers legs.
>Shortly afterwards, the combat wheelchair happens to randomly break apart.

if polymorphed/wildshape/beast shape/etc into a giant centipede, does it only lose the last pair of legs or will it be entirely without legs?

>>713984158 (OP)
with closed wallet

>>713995105
>Heals the adventurers legs.
That would imply paraplegia is a bad thing to be "cured", you ableist bigot!
Disabled people are hecking valid and perfect as they are!

>>713995520
A malevolent chud healer appears and heals his legs

>>713994893
Let me give you an example of something from a high level campaign i did a while ago.
>Party stumbled across an artefact that seemed to negate magic occasionally
>Wizard said the Barbarian should hold onto it because she would have a chance at magic negation. I agreed with this. Was playing Monk, btw.
>Wheelchair tard said they should have it and had their character rip it out of the wizards hands and put it in their pouch
>Entire party said that was bullshit but continued on
>Three sessions later our party was facing a Litch
>The Litch targets the wheelchair retard and Casts Disintegrate
>It hits the chair and the tard starts laughing about how the Litch is retarded and says their counter with their crossbow
>DM ignores them and says "As the disintegration spell strikes the wheelchair, the artefact in tard's pouch glows. Nullifying the anti-magic protections the chair once had. Causing it and tards rucksack to be disintegrated."
My god the fucking look on that fuckers face was gold and well worth putting up with the little shit. Especially since the Lich hit the fag with Power Word: Kill a little while later

>>713995686
>He maliciously heals your legs and spine then runs away, laughing like a bigot
>What do you do?

>>713995910
How did the group react?

>>713996000
go pay a completely immoral priest of an evil god to harm up my legs again so i can return to being a special snowflake victim

>>713994117
Or just cure being a cripple with a magic potion.

>>713995910
and then everyone clapped

>>713989670
>Run after me?
Doesn't need to. How do you think it's operated? Hint: It's by mindcontrol.

>>713985512
I imagine this conversation went down like:
>Ao: Mystra! The fuck? Why are you ignoring your own portfolio by making something that ignores Antimagic Field? And now your intentionally not allowing Greater Restoration and Regeneration spells to no longer heal crippling bodily damage and paralysis? And your allowing artifact level objects to become common place? You know, I recall your predecessor getting uppity and meeting an unfortunate end...
>Mystra: SSSSSSHHHH!!! They are listening... UH YES WE MUST BE REPRESENTATIVE OF ALL PEOPLES!

>>713996000

>>713996215
Well given that the cunt literally took the artefact that would have made the fight much easier since the Litch would have been focusing on the Barbarian by force three sessions previously. How do you think?

>>713996502
I don't know, since your story so far seems like bullshit.

>nogames ITT talking shit about a homebrew item that is only used by delusional ideologues
sasuga /v/

>>713995910
I refuse to believe anyone posting on 4chin would willingly play DND with a wheelchair tard, but you get 3/10.

>>713996579
>homebrew
Anon, I....

>>713995361
nice try buddy

>>713996581
We put up with the retard because it was the barbarian's younger sister and she'd been booted from her own group a few weeks prior for a reason we never found out. Honestly, I was only cool with it because I wanted to see if chairtards were really that obnoxious.

>>713996561
Well the tard started screeching that it was against the rules but was cut off by her sister telling her that technically the DM makes the rules to an extent and that there was nothing in the official rules saying that her gay little wheelchair couldn't have it's anti-magic effect negated by an outside source.

>>713991070
>at least 12 other things
You can't say that and then not indulge us.

>>713985512
>magic hover chairs that do anything you want with no downsides
If this were real it'd end up like Wall-E where everyone becomes fat fucks because there's never a reason to walk again

>>713984158 (OP)
The fuck is this shitty forced ((((wheelchair)))) meme

>>713996820
But is she an actual wheelchair tard or was she just doing some griefing strategy abusing the imba wheelchar or just some snowflake doing it for the virtue signaling?

>>713984158 (OP)
If theres the technology to create wheelchairs, shouldnt there also be the technology to create guns?

>>713997659
>If theres the technology to create wheelchairs, shouldnt there also be the technology to create guns?
No? What the fuck makes you think that?

>>713997414
Well given what her sister said about her during other sessions before she joined, the last one.

>>713997659
What?
I didn't realize that slapping wheels on a chair required gunpowder.

>>713990250
>>713989174
>>713985878
I had a legitimately crippled friend make a Barbarian with grappling feats and he could literally forklift dragons and the DM couldn't do anything about it. He got REAL creative with the properties of the chair too. He blocked force damage and fireballs by handstanding and blocking with his chair. He could step on spike traps. He used himself like as a flail with the Half-Orc fighter(who was a powergamer himself) used him as a fucking flail. He managed to out utility the Wizard, Rogue, and Cleric. It was hilarious because he played at a college campus and the fucking loser "modern" players couldn't say or do shit. He was unironically smarter then the DM and kept finding ways around puzzles and battles...using the wheelchair. The fucking wheelchair ended entire battles and a bludgeon and shield. He could solo caster enemies. And since his chair was magical he could hit etheral enemies. Literally the only thing he couldn't do was social skills so he just murderhoboed any NPC that won against his Intimidation rolls. That forklift a dragon thing apparently actually happened too. Near the end of the campaign he even angrily accused by the wizard player who was the "textbook definition of a socialist" according to him of being and he quotes: "a wheelchair uncle tom belittling the real experiences of disabled people" so apparently according to the audience for this shit you have to be empowered but miserable woe is me at the same time. You can't like your wheelchair. He kept fucking laughing when he tolds me all this when we were drinking. I legitimately wish I could have been in this campaign as a Sorcerer so I could have made it even MORE broken. You can make stairs with Mold Earth and other spells like it you know? So you can levitate over gaps since the chair won't touch it. Even if the stairs are brittle as hell. You can cast fly and improve the shielding capabilities by giving the chair flying ability. Enlarge Object. The works.

>>713997659
>they made basic thing with wheels, why can't my rightoid fantasies be fulfilled too?

>>713997659
Because apparently Gond patented guns and if he sees his tech being misused he will shut it the fuck down, for everyone. So the funny 30 feet ha ha 1d12 musket is expensive and hard to use even though it's a souped up crossbow rife for abuse because apparently adding dex to ranged attack damage was a great idea instead of basing it on fucking ammo quality that gets better the more money you spend on it. That or the Harper secret service will get up your ass to keep the settings tech in check.
Or you know, the dungeon master is actually cool and allows them.

>>713985512
>It was a hologram

Even as someone disabled I don't get the point of this. Admittedly I just have a bum leg, I am not in a wheelchair - but when I play, if I reflect my disability at all in my character it's through characters like a curse-crippped wizard with a big staff, a war vet with a transforming sword cane, or just a regular guy that either got healed or has a funky magic prosthetic or something. Even then I only play characters like this if I can think of a cool story for them where it would fit because I think it's neat and not because I want to see myself reflected in them or whatever.

Why would anyone want to straight up be in a wheelchair? Even if your character is crippled and can't be magically healed for whatever reason, there's way cooler and more interesting ways to work around that than putting your guy in a magic wheelchair. You can go the magic prosthetic route, you could make an old monk who levitates while meditating, you could have a warrior who wears cursed armor that repairs his body but can't be removed, I dunno man. Using a wheelchair seems like the most boring way you could possibly handle that in fantasy.

>>713997894
Wait, how could the other dude accuse him of belittling the real experiences of disabled people if your friend himself was disabled? Did they not play in person?

>>713984158 (OP)
I dunno man everytime I played Bloodborne all the old men in wheelchairs kicked my fucking ass

>>713997659
You don't need guns when you have magic wands (unless you feel insecure using a gay wand)

>>713984158 (OP)

what the fuck is the point (aside from brownie points) to represent a disability but entirely remove the disabled part of it? fucking signposting pointless shit

>>713997861
Gunpowder-based munitions and combat are centuries older than the first user-propelled wheelchairs. We as a species had firearms figured out well before the first wheelchair.

>>713984158 (OP)
Put a stick in one of her wheels

Why are cripples always legless and never armless? I want to see them try to do this shit with someone with no arms.

>>713998020
>Primitive firearms are somehow politically aligned.
Go outside and, preferably, remain there.

>>713998308
He was asking about the technology.
A wheelchair is a fucking cart.
And we had fucking carts millenia before firearms.
You fucking retard.

>>713984662
Why not make them rice a horse instead of a fucking wheelchair?

>>713998130
They did. That's the best part. My smug ass bro was ruining the game so flippantly that their woke.exe starting glitching. And now he's a "Wheelchair uncle tom" I guess betraying his people by not being miserable.

>>713997730
>>713997861
If you have the technology to forge all of the shit that you need for a wheelchair (ball bearings, rims, a strong enough chair that isnt to heavy), technology to make the rubber on the wheels, why wouldnt such society already develop guns?
Im pretty sure the hand cannon is way more ancient than the wheelchair.
(And i know for a fact that the first thing that gets researched and discovered is technology that helps win wars, like guns)

>>713998370
Because these people operate on stereotypes and the wheelchair cripple is a bigger stereotype than an armless guy. Same reason they don't wank off blind or deaf people

>>713998464
Dead ass, a crippled Ranger with a horse animal companion sounds like a cool concept.

>>713998624
>If you have the technology to forge all of the shit that you need for a wheelchair (ball bearings, rims, a strong enough chair that isnt to heavy), technology to make the rubber on the wheels, why wouldnt such society already develop guns?
Ohhhh so youre now moving goalposts to "modern wheelchairs".
Fun fact: everything you mentioned (except rubber tires) has also existed way before guns.
Read a book for once, you double gorilla nigger.

>>713998464
>>713998749
>MLPniggershit

>>713998624
Wait, guns aren't in DnD?
I've been using 5etools for my campaign and there are NPCs with guns and there are firearms in the items section there. Is it UA shit or something? Haven't been keeping up with the books.

>>713998749

>>713998464
No see that would actually be an interesting workaround that fits diagetically into the fantasy world instead of just being a 1:1 copy of a real life thing (except better because you are heckin special)

>>713998890
See this is cool! Why can't we do this?

>>713984158 (OP)
The local lich puts his soul in another invulnerable, untargetable, levitating wheelchair, and takes over the world. Keep in mind that any tactic you use to solve this predicament can and will be used against you.

>>713986826
>>713986831
It turn out that the evangelicals back in the 1980s were right about Dungeons and Dragons, but not in the way that they thought they would be.

>>713984662
I've been thinking of making a Wizard cripple character, but he's disabled because he's old and frail and needs someone to carry him around. I think there's a background that gives you a retainer.

>>713998308
Yes, because material conditions incentivized the development of gunpowder over wheelchairs.
There is no inherent relationship between the technologies, and the conditions in D&D are markedly different.

>>713998997
I'm doing this in my next campaign. I am sure 5e has becoming a lich rules.

>>713985319
kek

>>713998876
They are on a 'Does the GM allow them' basis. Which could be said about anything in the game really, even some official content shipped with it in primitive form, no clue about the modern one.

>>713984158 (OP)
kick the chair over and tie her up in the camp naked for any man to use

>>713998890
Because creature is an independent entity to the rider. When the rider has to make a roll for damage or whatever you'd have to make all sorts of rolls for the creature as well. It makes things complicated and the type of people who invent things like the combat wheelchair hate making things complicated especially for disabled people

>>713998846
>>713998876
My problem was why the fuck would you give a melee weapon to someone bound to a wheelchair instead of a musket or something more impactful.
Also, a quick google search said that the hand cannon was from the 12th century, while the earliest wheelchair was from the 15th century.

>>713999314
meant for >>713998976

>>713998976
Because the point for these people is to insert their real life identity into the game, not to have something that makes sense thematically.

>>713984158 (OP)
Oh shit, Assassins Fauteuils Roulants are real?

>>713999314
I remember OG Attack of Opportunity and Grapple rules. We'd get over it.

>>713999071
Unless it got major changes in the last 5 or so years, 5e necromancy support is absolutely anemic for players. You can't even revive creatures as undead, only humanoids and only with glorified summon spells that turn them into generics.

>>713999452
I actually wouldn't mind that. If it meant I could feel a sense of accomplishment in being powerful by earning it instead of the Sword Art Online method.

>muh rules
just like
do whatever dude
who the fuck isn't homebrewing in 2025

>>713984158 (OP)
Good lord, why can't they atleast lean into it and give the wheelchair cripples jousting lances.

>>713984158 (OP)

>>713999452
But why stop with people who have a physical disability? Why not include mental disabilities as well. Like where are my options to be a schizophrenic on constant medications? Or Bipolar? As somebody who suffers from seasonal affective disorder, I feel very excluded :(

>>713990596
In a non gay universe this would be a hilariously kino action game, fighting a global war over magic wheelchairs with people flying around all over the background using space marine 2 horde technology or something

>>713999315
>why the fuck would you give a melee weapon to someone bound to a wheelchair
Cause it's virtue signaling and nothing else, it doesn't make any sense, read the thread you fucking retard.

>Also, a quick google search said that the hand cannon was from the 12th century, while the earliest wheelchair was from the 15th century.
Again, the original question was about TECHNOLOGY. And the technology to slap wheels on something has existed since way before we were able to propel pieces of metal out of a pipe by burning powder.

this seems like it would be beneficial even for a character that can walk

>>713984158 (OP)
hallway full of these

>>713999950
That's called roleplay you tard. You can make any character a schizo or bipolar without any additional rules just by playing them like that.

>>713999950
I'm with this guy. I want to RP as an armless and legless nugget because that's what I am IRL (I have my brother type these posts) and I do not expect to be challenged once over the course of the entire campaign, because my real life is hard enough. I also want to have at least +2 to Charisma for my wall eyes, +2 Wisdom for experiencing something most people cannot even imagine, +2 to Strength for my nub power, and at least + 5 to all saves to represent the sheer force of will I've developed to not kill myself every day. And it better be better than whatever those legless faggots got, because I'm less than half of the man they are.

>>714000365
But where is it in the players guide? If you are going to include physical disabilities you should include mental, and then also congenital, and so on. You got to pander to everybody otherwise you are a biggot!

>>714000339
Damn, this looks so whack it might even be real in this day and age.

reading about this shit is giving me brain cancer

>>713999561
Necromancy support has been anemic in basically every edition of D&D
They always tried very hard to stop players attempting to turn it into a strategy game

>>713984158 (OP)
Metal wheels? Heat metal
Wooden wheels? Grease and set them on fire

>>713984158 (OP)
I have yet to see large increase number of people who play as wheeler. But I have seen some people who play as wheel chair character for fun and giggle, this is before forced wheel chair in dnd.

>>713984432
>current
It's months old, but it seems someone only found out about it this weekend and has been making multiple threads.

>>713994861
According to USA it not and it bring profit.

>>714002660
xhe... xhe's just like me
thank you Wizards of The Coast™

>>713986831

>>713991561
by the S curves

>>713994229
>ascend to godhood
>still cannot fucking walk

>>713990206
>>713990118
>attach stairs to wheels
>from the reference point of the wheelchair, it's not moving from the stairs underneath
>game rules insist you cannot ever get stuck while in a wheelchair
>wheelchair starts moving at increasing speeds to get away from the stairs
>shoot off into space in 2.5 seconds

>>713988447
Buttplugged into it more like

>>713994072
Absolute imbecile!
As a true furry, I know that human hands are just an evolution from paws. Paws contain the same bones and joints as hands for the most parts with some exceptions like the hind paws of dogs having only 4 "toes" while humans have 5. Fingernails are actually just regressed claws.
Truth is that human hands are just highly mutated and evolved animal paws.
This idiot is actually further away from having paws than before now.
Epic fail + fake furry didn't do his research.

>>713992391
>chairewolf

>>713990214
>that pic
The most hilarious part is pretending that anyone would paint graffiti in the soulless globohomo corporate style, even deranged leftists. This fucking industry must burn to weed out the parasites feasting on it.

>>713994072
>>713994072
>>713994072
This can’t be real

>never got to play DnD or other tabletop RPGs
>now I’m 30 and it’s too late to start
Were they as fun as all the green text stories say they were

>>713992562
It's mating season in Japan

>>713986831
She can't feel her cookie

>>713992864
/v/ is a female-centric board, chud

>>714006013
I started D&D at age 23.
It's never too late to start something.

>to shoehorn wheelchairs into the game, they had to give them the MOST POWERFUL MAGIC KNOWN IN THE PLANES THAT CANNOT BE DISPELLED IN ANY WAY
what's next, a downie race that can never fail a roll?

>>713984158 (OP)

>>714006207
Strange that 99.9% of them were born men.

>>714007271
You're thinking reddit

>>713998997
Does the wheelchair also become undead?

>>713986831
LMAO

dont care, too busy playing porn rpgmaker games

>>713986415
Bet you cry yourself to sleep thinking about Professor X

>>714008725
He had a plot reason

>>713984158 (OP)

>>714003827
Evolution isnt real. But yeah he is retarded.

>>713985512
>conjure magical stairs below her
>conjure magical stairs above her
>slowly move stairs towards each other
>calmly observe as the undispellable levitation spell crushes her paralyzed ass
>deduct points from slytherin just because I can

>>714006789
Honestly and idiot savant class sounds hilarious.
>A dark wizard has captured the princess.
>The king reluctantly brings out Sir Hedgebung of the Downs to save his daughter since all the other knights died in the wizards tower.
>Sir Hedgebung waddles his way to the tower in chain mail that only ends at his navel and a helmet without the frontplate because he can't handle tight corridors and having a face plate would make him panic.
>He blunders his way to the top of the spire accidentally missing every single death trap out of pure luck.
>See's the wizard casting some sort of shiny spell (he's going to sacrifice the princess to summon a demon from the great beyond)
>Sir Hedgebung shouts "I AM THE MOONSTAWR" and lets out an autistc howl causing the wizard to fumble his spell.
>Sir Hedgebung trips over his sabaton and causes the pentacle in the center of the room to crumble. The wizard autistically shouts at him in his foul wizard tongue.
>Turns out Sir Hedgebung speaks said wizard tongue (Also known as Autisiboo to the enlightened)
>Sir Hedgebung rolls for diplomacy and actually manages to give such a compelling argument that the Wizard changes his ways in exchange for a smuckers uncrustable.

>>713984662
Elden Ring did this with wolf back archer bitches.
Shit worked extremely well.
No forced diversity shit either. Because there's a lore reason why the fake humans degrade.

>>713989982
These are my theories

>>713986831
>player casts Wish to be able to walk
>DM: uh sorry the chair is a part of you teehee!
kinda mean spirited no

>>713988103
I'm a fan of enchanting your longbones to all be brooms of flying.

>>714008783
In a world with reality-altering mutants, more like "He existed before I was born (2005) so I normalized it".

>>714009165
>Inb4 you just become a transformer now being able to use all-terrain mode and back.

>>714009113
lmao fuck

>>713984158 (OP)
I hate Russians so much it's unreal. OP was funny here though so he gets a pass unlike the others.

>>713984158 (OP)
You all laugh at this yet policemen magdumped on a dude in a wheelchair wity civilians nearby because he had a knife.

>>713984158 (OP)
Archers or spearman

>>714009367
UK?

>>714009458
No, US. I dunno how it could happen in the UK.

>>714009191
more like you're a retarded faggot that identifies with any bullshit so long as it's not Straight,White and Able

X wanted his legs fixed,many of the mutants wanted to be normal

>>714009612
Oh, my bad, I didn't read magdumped and assumed the old reliable club beating.

>>713984158 (OP)
How do you counter this?

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/47JKejm3P3A?si=z4NnKgCZ4zFnUGud

>>714009953
Circle around it like a slow video game boss.
I can move faster than he can turn.

>>713989174
>It can levitate
why's it have wheels then?

>>713986831
>in D&D world getting your legs broke gets your soul's legs broke as well
What a nightmarish reality

>>713989026
>here's my new character, its a warforged in the form of a combat wheelchair
>it can transform into a humanoid form as well
>its name is messala

>>713997894
>angrily accused by the wizard player who was the "textbook definition of a socialist" according to him of being and he quotes: "a wheelchair uncle tom belittling the real experiences of disabled people"
I choose to believe this happened, that someone called an actual cripple out for ruining the beloved wheelchair experience.

>>713988912
If you replaced every instance of "wheelchair" in the D&D text with "power armor" you'd be left with no discrepancy in ability and aesthetic

>>713996435
Do you think the wheelchair feels it too when you fuck her?

>>713999315
Quick google dates the wheelchair around 500-600 BC.

>>714005461
it's a mad, mad world out there anon

>>713984432
>laughing at something absurd is le outrage
Why are you redditors like this?

>>714013098

>>713999950
>where are my options to be a schizophrenic
My first inclination whenever my tabletop group tackles a new setting is first to make a Krieg-like character before roleplaying anything else
Medication is gay shit though

>>713984158 (OP)
>COUNT EVILTON YOU BASTARD
>YOU KNOW OUR CLERIC CAN'T USE STAIRS
>AND THIS GAP IN THE FLOOR IS COMPLETELY HANDICAP INACCESSIBLE
The party proceeded to wipe once the healer got killed by a false ramp pit trap.

>>714002625
To me it feels more like a social experiment seeing how each thread veers off in different directions despite starting with the same baseline, fascinating to witness.

>>713984158 (OP)

>>714013098
you are like small babby

>>714009705
>that identifies with any bullshit so long as it's not Straight,White and Able

That's literary your problem because anyone other than that has to justify their existence to you.

>>713984941
She can't even use the polehammer properly sitting in a wheelchair. Like can you imagine how awkward it would be for her to attempt to swing or thrust with it from that position. I would just walk up to her and tip over the wheelchair.

>>713985319
Lmao

push chair over, rape

>>714015001
Yes you have to justify yourself popping yourself in using white culture like a reverse blackface. Where were the blacks in the renaissance age? They weren't kangs, not here. You think any coon can put on a landsknecht uniform and get away with the disrespect while decrying the opposite. You spit on every forefather that bought you this relative golden age with every hedonism you associate to their reign.

>>713989174
>that one minmax nerd on the table who always makes crippled characters now because the wheelchair is pretty much a free buff

>>713984395
upstairs yes

downstairs look the fuck out

>>713991162
>Two more weeks! this time something will finally happen
Lmao

>>714009002
>idiot savant
isn't this every adventurer though?

>>714009410
props to the reaction time of the guy behind

>>714015639
>using white culture like a reverse blackface.

Here is your problem. There is no "white culture".

>>713990406
Evil can only destroy.

>>713984158 (OP)
>>713990098
>>713996679
>>714015371
>>713983589

>>713998997
How about Turn Undead?
Or does that not work against sapient undead in D&D?

>>714015719
that's hilarious though

>>714016501
Shut up it's his political activism.

>>714016402
What does that make black culture then?

>>713984158 (OP)
fireball

>>713998997
I fight wheelchair with wheelchair obviously

I get a long metal rod and stick it in through both the wheels

>>714016826
Exclusively the culture of black people in the US due to slavery.

>>713999036
It's Satan worship, just not the fundies' Satan, but a Satan of the left's own making.

>>713999314
>type of people who invent things like the combat wheelchair hate making things complicated especially for disabled people
But they're not mentally disabled?

>>714017373
no the masons funding this quite literally worship lucifer

I think it's based to force cripples to play as cripples even in fantasy. It's not healthy to run away from reality, don't you see? Make sure they understand there's no magic that can heal their broken body the best we can do for you is a magical wheelchair that takes you where you need to go (so long as it's wheelchair-accessible)

>>713999315
How did no one think of a wheelchair until the 15th century? They had the technology since man invented the wheel. And I'm sure they had crippled people who had to get around someway.

>>713999950
Just play a Malkavian

>>713984158 (OP)
>warhammer

very easily

>>714009113
>filename
fucking hell anon

>>714000339
They're half-way to inventing a tank

the smell

>>714017807
And what's wrong about a warhammer?

>>713984158 (OP)
>muslim too (otherwise why the hijab)?
So sandniggers are so insignificant, we gotta be a fusion of minority, got it.

So we all agree WHEEL chairs suck.
But what about spider leg chairs?

>>714009191
>Professor X
Uses his mind to do stuff.
>Bitch in OP
Uses a sword for combat.
When I saw this as a kid, I thought it was funny. Especially for how much gadgets he had, and more importantly because he's the brains of the team.

>>714018845
>Can't use his mind to cure himself

If there is a way out of that chair then anything other than that is woke.

>>713998876
>>Wait, guns aren't in DnD?
>I've been using 5etools f
There are definitely a few firearms in the 2024 PHB.

>>713989174
>They have advantage against being nocked [sic] prone, and no downsides.
I had to look this one up, and it's real.
It counts as a mount! You can joust with it like a knight.
>>713997894
>a wheelchair uncle tom belittling the real experiences of disabled people
I had something similar happen. I called my friend's dad autistic, and he said I was belittling the autistic community, that autistics are his friends, and I need to stop being autistic-phobic. I trust you can find the issue with that statement.

>comes with seatbelts
Are they trying to make me hate seatbelts?

>>714008937
Whose left and top. I think top is Ion Maiden, but I'm not sure whose left.

>>714019827
>he doesn't hate seatbelts already

>>714013098
Jesus Christ I didn't need to see this.

>lol am I supposed to feel threatened by this

Yes, you should fear for your life.

https://youtu.be/rngerMY-WS8?si=Fz7m73DJ7RJ8pyj8

>>713998997
imagine a world where all cripples must be executed before they get their hands on a wheelchair, there being only one surviving wheelchair user, surrounded by magical staircases maintained by an ancient wizard order. He bounces from staircase to staircase like a screensaver. Never truly stuck in place but confined to his eternal staircase torment

>>714002660
brave and bold

>>713984158 (OP)
circle strafe casting this cantrip ad nauseum

So is there a reason to not just put a spiked cowcatcher on this thing, give the character a lance then just have them constantly hit-and-run everything non stop

>>714019427
>oh wow these upgrades are pretty powerful
>wait, that wasn't the upgrade section

>>714015001
>justify their existence to you
Nobody who is genuinely disabled feels or does any of that. It's all just bored upper-middleclass white narcissists crusading on behalf of people who don't want them to, in service of political agendas they don't understand. It's not 2014 anymore, everybody knows you're actually dumb psychopaths larping morality.

Kinda weird that these fantasy settings can spells and whatnot that can literally resurrect people from death but something like fucked up joints or nerves can't be cured.

>>714019427
>you need three whole crits to break the chair
>even when you do, it doesn’t stop it from functioning
lmao then what the fuck is the point? You just get an unkillable mount thats the best in the game

>>713984158 (OP)
Stairs

>>714023708
They can, the guys walking around with no legs and chopped off dicks will have a nasty surprise when the cleric hits them with Heal.

>>713987257
Yes

>>714017668
Not all wheels are made equal

>>713984158 (OP)

>>714024089
>tfw the bigoted cleric won't channel negative energy into your trans-undead ye olde vagina

>>714023569
>Nobody who is genuinely disabled feels or does any of that

Sweeping generalization that must be taken at face value.

>It's not 2014 anymore, everybody knows you're actually dumb psychopaths larping morality.

Even if that's true, larping morality is better than picking up a rifle and gunning down a family at the shopping mall trying to return some clothes.

>You believe good things for bad reasons! Unlike me who is just outright evil.

>>714020836
>The incident occurred when the Walmart employee noticed Richards leave the store without paying for a toolbox. The employee followed Richards into the parking lot and asked if he had a receipt. Richards then waved a knife at the worker and said: “Here’s your receipt.”
I mean it's retarded to shoot a slowly retreating man in the back but come on, what a fucking retard

>>713984158 (OP)
Steal her hammer. She can't get any proper leverage for a swing without legs.

>>713984432
You sure seem to enjoy being mad at everything. Everyone else is just having fun and laughing at your retarded cult ideology.

>>714026505
Oh so it's not an attack on western civilization to cretate societal collapse now?

>APPEAL TO TRIVIALITY!!!

>>713991832
>consecutive
lmao I didn't see this when I first read it, it's like that Austin Powers joke where he has to ask Will Ferrel the same question three times
>smash a sledgehammer into some cripple's spokes
>smash it again
>kinda wing it on the third swing
>spokes magically reset

>>714024637
No rest until every wheelchair thread is on the front page.

>>713988485
To leave tire tracks on your face when he floats over you and does a sick hovering burnout.

>>713984432
>noooo you can't laugh or make fun of ridiculous things!
>you can't find humour in this strange and absurd world we live in!
>you must take us seriously and not react with incredulity or mirth!!
>y-you are the ridiculous one! wipe that smirk off your face!! I know you are truly angry and bitter in your bigotry!!!
You are silly and the things you believe in are silly.

>>714028581
No, it's the end of civilization

>Appeal to triviality

>>714019427
I am so fucking glad i'm playing pathfinder 2e now goddam.
WOTC can leave.

>>714019427
>counts as a mount
>can use wheelchairs to perform an impromptu cavalry charge
So is there literally anything preventing people with functioning legs from using one those things? Shit dude, the level of utility that both in and out of combat that one of those chairs can have would make it really tempting to introduce a party member's legs to an executioner's sword.

I'm starting to love those things for the wrong reasons. To hell with handicap accessibility the real shit is that those things are the fucking lovechild of a Swiss army knife and a Hussite wagon.

>>713999048
Based, I love frail old men, or leper king types.

I think this is why I fucking hate the warrior cripple trope. It's taking one of my favorite archetypes and replacing it with retarded shit like in the OP

>>713985512
This wheel chair sounds like it would be as expensive and rare as a bag of holding, and only the richest kings could afford one.

>>713985512
>*casts dispel on magic chair*

>>713989174
The way to actually win is to either

A) Ignore the woke shit and just don't put it in or allow it in your game.

5e has been pozzed for decades though and it's terminal, so the better option is:

B) Play a better TTRPG that is less pozzed.

>>713988551
>lowest roll
>2
What did he mean by this?

>>713986831
Despair.

>>713984662
Archery requires full mobility.

i think there was a lore explanation that the gods only bless a combat wheelchair for real cripples, as obviously the goddamn thing is more powerful than a fukken Netherese artifact.

>>714008898
Prove that evolution isn't real

>>713984158 (OP)
it's not that the wheelchair exists, or even that it's OP or anything, it's that you know that this exists not as an innocuous idea for a mechanic or even as a means of inclusion, and is just purely an accusation or some type of provocation so that there can be "sides" and someone can be right. It's the same reason why black superheroes have been cool for 60 years but this new raceswapping fad is so distasteful

>>713997894
Wall of text for a shit story, fucking redditor

You guys sure get upset at something that happens so rarely. If it makes a few people in wheel chairs happy then so what, let them have this little thing

>>714032260
200gp base price or free if your characters backstory has them start disabled.

>>713992768

>>713994861
>Lol they must not think it's a mental illness
I've heard no one, not even trannies endorse cutting off one's own hands.

>>713986415
Here is the dichotomy of normal people versus woke ideology
Normal People
>Understand who they are at least enough to have a stable identity of themselves. Willing to roleplay as something they aren't or as a fantasized version of what they are.
Woke ideology
>Trying to superimpose their internal fantasy onto reality, so they must convince everything possible that their delusion is fact, which means forcing others to use their chosen pronouns as well as demanding representation in every piece of media and even creating their delusional persona as a roleplay character.

why are westoids so bad at playing rpgs?

>>714036785

>>713998876
I'm pretty sure they talk about muskets and flintlocks in my 2014 PHB or DMG.

>>714036845

>>714019114
It's an entire plotpoint that any spinal treatment to recover his legs would stifle his DNA and in turn his mutant powers.

>>713998997
Are there any rules that would prevent this indestructible wheelchair phylactery?

>>714036913

>>713985512
Reminds me of that in-game WoW conversation with the cripple bitch. An inventor literally made her a magical prosthetic arm and she got mad at him and told him that instead of making her a working, functional arm he should instead be designing new shields that people without arms can use.

>>713984158 (OP)
heckin brave and valid

>>714037273
>I have a new arm prosthetic for you
>Thanks, but I'm fine, I don't want to relearn everything about how to use it, but your new design will be wonderful for our injured soldiers that need it
>Is there anyway else I can help you though?
>I'll love if you improve on the shock absorbing on this thing
>Okay, I'll think of something
Real seething rage here.

>>714036994
No. Disability rules are outside of universal rules.
It's like playing a super race card against a race card. The only winning move is not to play.

>>713998997
Remind him that the wheelchair isn't a valid target for his Phylactery because he can't target it.

For me, it's not even that this stuff is in the setting, so much as that they introduce it and then immediately wipe away any negative impact in might have in a medieval society.

Crippled, maimed or otherwise physically disabled? We have magical wheelchairs and prosthetics that are arguably better than being able-bodied.

Playing as a woman? Our medieval society now has complete gender equality.

Playing as a gay character? Our medieval society is also completely tolerant and accepting of LGBTQ+. And as a bonus, we DON'T have any weirdness you might find in history or in the east that might make players uncomfortable. Our gay culture has a perfectly un-problematic and just a mirror image of modern Western gay culture.

And naturally things like racism, slavery, rape, torture and the like don't happen here and they are banned from being mentioned in our campaigns. Nor do you have to struggle with difficult concepts like a race of monsters born into evil.

I just don't understand want this soft, edgeless adult kindergarten bullshit. It's the Care Bears with elves and wizards.

>>713984158 (OP)
there IS a good version of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-p_Btym4vs
finding individual ways around weaknesses, or using them to trick others into your strengths.
modern DnD just saying "everyone is just as good as an able bodied person, better maybe" is retarded.

>>714038743
I LOVE leslie fish

>>713989174
I stand up and stretch, and then amble around pleasantly, clearly enjoying the use of my legs.

You guys are aware that this stupid indestructible flying wheelchair is third party material made by a literal who and not WOTC published material right?
You might as well get mad at my homebrew cantrip "Power Word: Superdeath".

>>713989174
i have a solution,
Rule 0
Im the DM for my group, the dumb overpowered magical abilities of the chair are broken, so we wont use them, the chair is a physical object, sure they can use it to move, but ill tell tell them that if they chose to go with the wheelchair route, ill toss up story events that require them to work around the chair, and that many combat encounters will lead to them being left prone, needing a turn to climb back into the chair, and any particularly large hits (like we use for out grievous wounds rules for lasting injuries) can lead to the chair being damages.
cave tunnels that can be crawled through, but, without disassembly, the chair cant squeeze through. Do they take the time, and risk discovery, leave half the party to find another route, or bring the cripple and hide the chair nearby?
rough terrain is a hassle, and will need another party member to carry them, and another the chair.
they WILL get advantages on things that make sense though, the chair will likely take a hit or two for them, they can be moved by another party member without using up their own movement, so a caster can masterblaster their way through combat.
you know, since DnD is a collaborative game, and you can discuss things with the players, and come to compromises.
since its not a fucking videogame.
>>>/tg/

>>714039439
So the solution is to literally not play by the game's rules and just homebrew your own rules. Which you could have done all along without the fucking magic wheelchair.

>>714039816
The wheelchair IS homebrew.

>>714038645
What if.
You just run a DnD campaign without all the gay shit?

>>714039816
>he game's rules
All this wheelchair shit in DnD AREN'T EVEN OFFICAL RULES.

>>714040015
>>714039852

>>714039857
You can do that too.

The point is why you would include all this shit, but then take away everything about it that would make it interesting?

Hasbro/WotC refuses to make a modern version of Dark Sun because of all the dark shit in it, and its precisely all the dark shit that makes Dark Sun one of the most interesting DnD settings!

>>713995686
kek

>>714040015
Correct, although Critical Role's DOES have actual combat wheelchair rules

>>714039816
anon
the wheelchair is basically a homebrew in a side content book, like the rick and morty sourcebook, or the MTG sourcebook.
its a homebrew WoTC advertised yes, but its not hard cannon to the forgotten realms.

but a lot of people i play with are in multiple groups, and almost all of us have horror stories from those other groups, either a new person joins for a while after someone has a kid, or someone moves and they need more players, and that new person 50/50 is a "huge fan of DnD for years, but never played it or read the rules", they put together half thought up characters based on some streamers dnd campaign rules, or bring a laundry list of homebrews they need to play their special character, and more often than not they drop out after 2-3 sessions because its not like their podcasts.
i've been really lucky and in the group i DM most of us are ok with just dropping the game for a month instead of looking for a new player, but in one of the games im a player in we have 3 regulars, the DM and 2-3 "empty seats" where we get in occasional internet folk, if they seem cool to play with they usually end up in the other groups, we mostly run that 'campaign' as a bit of a local group finder/maker.
the freaks are among us, but usually their autism keeps them in the realm of only interacting with the community online, so they never actually PLAY the game much, its why so much of these rules are of the "this is cool" level of thought, with no heed paid to things like balance, or earlygame/lategame progression or even differences.
its for making a character sheet to commission fanart of for your musical 'animatic' like an old school AMV.

>>713984158 (OP)
>This thing rolls on up to you
>Pull it out of the chair and start beating it

>>713986986
>>713986910
Pay a fleshwarper to install new legs.

>>713984158 (OP)
>Hide somewhere
>Stalk her home
>Wait for her to get out of it in order to go to sleep
>Attach fuckhuge spike to the seat
>Leave