How do you respond without sounding mad?

I wish my parents took me to church instead of grooming me into being a pothead hippie as a kid.

you look around this board and tell me anyone here goes to church
none of these fuckers know a god

Shut up mom!

>>713986625 (OP)
Going out to buy groceries and church are the only two times a week I can interact with people.
There's nowhere else for me to go.

>>713986625 (OP)
Me as the husband
>IF YOU'RE TOO MIGRAINED TO HAVE SEX, THEN YOU'RE TOO HEADACHEY TO GO SHOPPING ON MY DIME

>>713986625 (OP)
you go to church you infect everyone, you stay at home you don't

>>713986625 (OP)
>I'm a sick fuck and I like a quick fuck, whore

>>713986625 (OP)
>Unzips pants I got ya sickness right here mom. COME HERE!
>YEAH WHORE! SUCK IT GOOD!

“There is no point in the some-thousand pages of the Bible where church service is prescribed at any point for any period.”

>>713988023
Are you retarded?

>>713986625 (OP)
Religion is just a cope.

>>713986625 (OP)
I was thinking about washing the dishes, vacuuming the house and doing laundry, but I guess I can't do that either..

God I fucking hate americans and their "interpretation" of (((christianity))). Just the dumbest fucking subhumans on the planet. They are less white than italians and even spaniards.

>>713988754
cope

>>713988023
>>713988393
Die. Christ is King.

>>713988921
You just started saying this recently.

>>713986625 (OP)
>tfw actually too sick for video games

>>713986625 (OP)
>Daily Off-Topic Subject Thinly Veiled As Video Games Thread

>>713986731
my dick worships the virgin marry by masturbating to her occasionally so there's one religious person here atleast

>>713986625 (OP)
it's been 3 and half years since I was last sick.

I wonder how hard will the next one hit.

>>713989265
and the thinly veiled porn threads pushed by gacha gooks and nintenjeets is much better?

My whole evangelical upbringing was a fucking nightmare. Church and Sunday school on Sunday morning, and usually some bullshit one Wednesday night. Really dialed up for "confirmation classes".

In order to get said confirm I had to go on two "retreats", away from my parents. I dreaded the first one and even Moreno the second one now that I knew what was in store for me. Never got any sleep, the mattresses were all wet because we were in the woods and shit.

All around some of the most insufferable and petty people I have ever met.

Gb 2 reddit

>>713986625 (OP)
Why are third world Christian women such a schizoid? I know a girl who had been having premarital sex like rabbits yet lie about it nonchalantly even when being confronted with evidence.

>>713989672
>AAAAAA I HAD TO GO TO CHURCH FOR AN HOUR, OH THE NIGHTMARE OF IT

>physically exertting myself to travel to a different location, interact with people socially, sit quietly, fully clothed in an uncoditioned room while being unable to manage my symptoms without causing a disturbance

VS

>sitting down comfortably, moving only my hands and fingers, not talking to anyone and being able to manage my symptoms without bothering anyone

Are moms literally retarded? What was their logic here?

>>713988921
>Die. Christ is King

King of fuck all

My mom never said I couldn't play video games if I was sick. And even if she did she wouldn't stop me nor know if I was playing them.
But then again my mom was pretty neglectful overall.
Sucks to all you guys that had parents that actually made you do stuff.

>>713990064
>Are moms literally retarded? What was their logic here?

They think you're lying so they're trying to make staying home seem less appealing.

>>713986625 (OP)
GOOD! because playing videogames while sick is just as awful as going to church.

>>713988921
Not an argument. Keep coping I guess.

>>713986625 (OP)
Damn eight I'm too sick watch this combo bitch

>>713988143
No, he's correct. Try reading it.

>>713986625 (OP)
Take my awesome pill and then mating press her

>>713986625 (OP)
Fuck you.
>storms to my room, closes door

>>713990886
The epistles are explicitly letters written to groups of believers.
>b-but it doesn't say church
Don't be retarded.

>>713989672
>evangelical
>confirmation classes
Huh?

>>713986625 (OP)
>ok
>sleeps
i did actually felt so bad i didnt want to play

>>713990268
I had two gay dads who I was always honest and open with so never had this problem of gaslighting/manipulation when growing up

>>713986625 (OP)
You don't have to go to church to believe.

>>713990167

>>713990167
Nah, he is the king of the jews

>>713991781
>>713991869
why would any of these mean anything to me

Ephesians 2:8-9 KJV
For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

Not of works, lest any man should boast.

>>713991351
Try reading the content of those epistles. The only thing required to get to heaven is salvation, and going to church every week isn't a requirement for salvation.
>But you have to remember the sabath!
That's not what the sabath is, and Sunday isn't the sabath anyway. And keeping the sabath isn't a requirement for salvation. Also what you go to today isn't church in the biblical sense. For example, why do you all sit on pews facing forward towards a stage and looking at one man who talks down to everyone else? The churches in the new testament were more like a gathering where everyone participates and faces each other as a group.

I'm not even Christian and I know that. Try reading your book before making stupid claims about what it says.

>>713991950
>why would any of these mean anything to me

2 Corinthians 4:4 KJV
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

>>713991869
Jesus tatted KING on his thigh?

>>713986731
Based and true. Also hilarious how fucking degenerate and subhuman the skinwalkers here are whilst calling everything else degenerate. It's like the barely sentient fuckers that roam here have zero sense of self-awareness at all. Ether that, or they know they're hypocritical subhuman loser fucks and just revel in it because they're evil. 90% likely the latter. And they aren't even evil for any actual understandable reasons either. Just because of shit like they can't have sex or something.

Imagine being a devoted believer following false believers.
You brainlets believe in bible but you never actually read it or didn't understand what you are reading?
You are perfect pay piggies for the church institute.
Your pastor must be lmaoing hard in his private jet on his way to paradise island to fuck some young bitches.

>>713989446
Damn, I haven't thought about her in ages. I wonder if she's ok.

>>713992087
all I see in your image is a smiley face
also, christians did not have a habit of interpreting the stars; that was considered pagan shit and heretical

>christcuck
>underage

Churches scare me, I always got really bad feelings going near churches. Especially the one near my house I think something bad happened there to me when I was a kid.

Maybe I was bullied at a movie night or something.

I get a warm feeling seeing people get so triggered by the Church.
If you really didn't care, you would not have replied.

>>713992594
>pic
SEX!

>>713992445
>habit of interpreting the stars
No habit, this is never seen before. Horoscope is closer to that and there's plenty of that today. There also interesting stuff about the vax.

>>713992594
>Churches scare me
Isaiah 41:10 KJV
Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.

>BELIEVE MY BOOK
>PROOF? MY BOOK
k

>>713992802

>>713992893
I have read the bible cover to cover and know I don't need to go to church.

Don't worry anon.

They should make a jesus video game.

>>713992969
>>BELIEVE MY BOOK
>>PROOF? MY BOOK
>k
2 Timothy 3:16-17 KJV
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.

https://youtu.be/PIpvIVLQ2Dk
https://youtu.be/XAqkTbw15Kw

>>713993131
>All scripture is given by inspiration of God
why would that be true, and why should i take your word on it

>>713993121
>They should make a jesus video game.
There is plenty of that material, what they do is change the names and make you idolize those characters. Take for example Gandalf, he dies and resurrects. Countless of capeshit heroes and so on.

Why doesn't the bible explain why Hindus exist? What was God doing for all those thousands of years before Judaism popped up? Why Jesus Christ but not Joseph Smith or Muhammad? I think deep down everybody knows its just pretend play.

>>713988143
Daily nigger poster

>>713993365
>Hindus
Doctrines of devils.

>>713992893
i dont know why you guys keep citing from old language translations
is not cool, is obnoxious

>>713993365
Serfs were selectively bred to believe in a higher power because it makes them easier to manipulate. It really is that simple, I'm afraid

>>713993496

>>713989809
As a teen back then it was just the fact that nobody cared about how I felt on the matter and it was hoisted onto me like a 9-5. I acted poorly when I went there because I didn't want to go, this people treated me poorly as well. So for years I went two days a week to some sort of humiliation ritual. They never seemed to wonder WHY I didn't want to go. There weren't many kids there my age. There were two, and they were pretty girls thus I had to have autistic moments almost every week with them that burned themselves into my brain as core memories. I am a Christian still but many grandparents were just alienating me at the time. I always fell asleep during the sermon too

>>713993525
It's the pure word of God. The newer version are misleading.

gnostics are way more consistent and trust worthy then any so called christian is

>>713990064
I don't want to make this a gender thing but women tend to do weird power plays with their children

I'm White so I won't worship a middle eastern god, sorry!

>>713993647

>>713993365
Some people are pagans and we have to proselytize, simple as

>>713993365
>Muhammad

>>713988754
Edgy

>>713993647
not really
old ones omited his name multiple times
heck you still keep calling him by titles
7000 times named and you guys still dont use it

also old language by itself is misleading for the common people that is why so many interpretations, when the message is very clear
if you are going to teach, teach it clearly

>>713993365
>Judaism
Revelation 2:9 KJV
I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.

>>713993365
You should look into the Bhagavad gita and Issa the prophet which might be the story of Jesus going over there. Might, idk. However, the Bible implies that there are humans, Adam and Eves children and everyone else. So Hindus would be a part of the everyone else. Not relevant to mention basically. The Hindus religion is just as intriguing and telling as Christianity though.

Why do so many 4chan posters pretend to be staunch religious and holy people while constantly saying the most heinous things about other people/races, do things like make fun of people being harmed on /gif/ and /pol/, in-general behave like a vile/venomous person, and masturbate to tons of porn all-day everyday including stuff super degenerate stuff like depictions of children, "women" with penises, etcetera?

>>713986707
That shit can still happen in church lmao. My brother and I were raised in a Baptist church and he turned out to be a pot smoking thief with multiple DUIs who now weighs 300lbs and will die within the next few years.
Church ain't shit, it's the people around you who matter, and churches can be just as cancer-infested as anywhere else.

>>713993894
>also old language by itself is misleading for the common people that is why so many interpretations, when the message is very clear
>if you are going to teach, teach it clearly
I am not a native English speaker and I had little trouble understanding it.

1 Corinthians 14:33 KJV
For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

>>713994080
What does any of that have to do with not being religious and/or holy?

>>713994080
Maybe because your idea of holiness isn't the actual definition of holiness? Also any holy person of any religion won't be infallible. A cop shouldn't arrest pedo because he masturbated earlier to jailbait that day?

>>713994080
>read Bible
>God mocks sand offers nearly 24/7, for thousands of years
>mentions He will lead them with false prophets
>”Why don’t you act like Jesus if you like him so much?”
>”I have bread you know not of”

>>713993365
>Joseph Smith
That's the Mormonism guy, right?
https://youtu.be/-9pnrfFuDFw

Galatians 1:8-9 KJV
But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed.

As we said before, so say I now again, if any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.

>>713992981

Why did jesus get baptized by his cousin? Was it nepotism?

>>713994515

>>713993542
>Serfs were selectively bred to believe in a higher power because it makes them easier to manipulate. It really is that simple, I'm afraid
Karl Marx, is that you?

>>713994515
What does an eclipse have to do with jews?

>>713986625 (OP)
Start singing Ave Maria, she would literally kill her daughter and offer her remains to the wood god.

>>713994771
Literally everything has to do with god's chosen people if you're christian

>pray for my father to get better
>he doesn't get better

>>713994771
Everything is connected.

>>713994915
The Bible mentions the cure for cancer is bottled water

Stop posting nigger pictures and read and God would have saved several lives for your stupid ass

>>713994771
>What does an eclipse have to do with jews?
I did not point at them but at the vax, and you are not far from the truth.

>>713994771
American Christians believe the world revolves around jews and we must keep them prosperous to successfully reach the rapture

>>713995021

>>713988921
>Millennial turns to christfaggotry in his 30s as the crushing emptiness of his pathetic life closes in around him and starts larping as some hardcore religious person

>>713988921
That's not very christian of you.
Could you merely be some larping faggot?

>>713995130
Supplements are the source of all kidney disease

Google censored the parts of the Bible about spring water needed to be in vessels just fyi

They also censored the part about killing niggers

>>713995241
2 Peter 3:3-4 KJV
Knowing this first, that there shall come in the last days scoffers, walking after their own lusts,

And saying, Where is the promise of his coming? for since the fathers fell asleep, all things continue as they were from the beginning of the creation.

>>713986824
blushing/flustered chicks (especially hags) in anime is such a turn on for me, but when a woman pulls shit like that irl it's so fucking annoying. i wish i wasn't so retarded

>>713992389
It's like when you see your average straightedge fag on /v/ talking about how drinkers are all going to die of liver failure and how degenerate it is, and then proceed to sit indoors, barely standing for 18 hours a day, no exercise, and a terrible diet, while jerking off constantly

>>713986625 (OP)
You guys went to church?

>>713994515
Why aren't they perfectly aligned?

>>713995342
At least street peddlers selling that shit 1.)earned it from a lifetime of faith and 2.) had the balls to be out on the street trying to preach. you're just a little coward with a terrible life

>>713994989
>Everything is connected
This guy knows.

>>713992389
Don't forget most of them are literal pedophiles too.

Christianity would be a lot more palatable if there wasn’t the whole “you are going to suffer in infinite agony for eternity if you don’t believe me” element

>>713995462
People tend to look at their screens more at this day and age I'm afraid.

>this thread
/x/ is over there

>>713987590
>he asks his wife for permission for sex

>>713995670
That's mostly American Evangelicalism only

>>713995429
Because if yyou show something close enough you can make people think you're right

>>713995670
assage
Resources
Hebrew/Greek
Your Content
2 Peter 3:8-10 KJV
But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.

But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.

>>713995670
>he doesn’t know we want him to suffer

Lmao keep it up bruh

>>713994285
>>713994324
>>713994336
>Uuum actually, God would be TOTALLY okay with me beating off to loli futa porn 24/7 and me telling X Brown race of people how they're lesser people! Huh? How so? Well.......HE JUST WOULD, OKAY!? Every questionable thing I do is conveniently covered and excused!

>>713995829
>assage
>Resources
>Hebrew/Greek
>Your Content
Ignore this.

>>713995429
Them all being named Salem is interesting enough for me.

>>713994147
In fact there are a lot of weirdos, broken people and criminals in church.

>>713995829
>not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Exactly, that's why I believe in limited universalism

>>713995894
There’s an entire rule set for masturbating. He’s fine with it. Telling niggers off is something he does regularly, the word “stranger” or heathen literally means nigger.

>>713996062
you dont think its just because americans are autistic about christ faggotry and just pasted it everywhere because of that?

>>713995894
Never met the guy

>>713986625 (OP)
My sister had a weird level of control over my mother. It was surreal. If she said something, my mother believed it.
Anyway, one day I was 12 in woodwork class and some idiot had a rusty old screw in a vice longways and kept tightening and tightening the vice. The screw shattered and a fragment of it embedded in my hand somehow. The teacher tried to rip it out the hard way but it had embedded in my hand.
So, my mother at home gets the call, and my sister who was staying home that day heard what she was talking about and told my mother I did not need to go to the hospital and I could take it out myself, I was just being dramatic.
That screw was in my hand for another 8-10 hours before I finally managed to worry it out. I don't know because I lost conciousness through blood loss.

When my dad got home at around 4am he found me on the bathroom floor covered in blood, he drove me to hospital where it was found that I need a tetanus shot, stitches and had to wear a cast until one of the bones in my hand fused back together.
When I got home I was grounded by my mother for "exagerrating every illness I get."
Now my mother cries because I "dont talk tofaaaaaamily" refuse to let her know my daughter, and managed to beat her in court when she tried to pursue "grandparents rights."

I fucking hate my mother.

>>713996175

>>713996062
There's more Salems (in the U.S.) that weren't passed over than those that were

>>713986731
I do know a god.

>>713996098
>limited universalism
Elaborate, please.

>>713996175

>>713994884
They aren't God's chosen though, they're the devils.

>>713996265
The shape of the cross was inspired by the shape the molecule.

>>713986625 (OP)
I look like that. ughhh i was such a bad girl at that age

>>713996310
baste cat goddess enjoyer

>>713986731
Im getting dressed for church right now, anon. Anyone can go to church

>>713996353
Basically God desires everyone to be saved. So God gives everyone a ton of opportunities to repent / improve their shitty selves and these opportunities are extremely well crafted to enable the person to repent, God knows everything so that's not exactly difficult for Him. That's universalism so far
But it's limited because God respects human free will infinitely and wouldn't just literally wololo you to repent. So there will be some extremely fucked up souls who just reject God's love and help for eternity willingly and those will not be saved.

>>713996367
>founded by Sam Harris

>>713996472
Microscopic science sure was thriving back then.

If you have free will, how would you know? If you don't, would you care?

>>713989265
/v/ hasn't spoken about a good videogame in about a month. You fags have literally just been obsessing over dogshit videogames, outrage, gossip and live services non-stop for over 30 days and let good videogame threads die. I've seen more gacha threads here lately than ever before.
/v/ deserves nothing but shit.

>>713986731
>none of these fuckers know a god
You don't know that, someone here might've been acquainted with Hephaestus or Ra.

>>713986731
>look around this board and tell me anyone here goes to church
...just came back from morning mass.
Despite it all, i still consider myself kinder than the average anon. Even if i engage in some banter.

>>713996614
Free will it is.

>>713996585
Just finished in mine 40 minutes ago :D henlo fren! <(^-^)>

>>713986625 (OP)
>

>>713996423
They definitely WERE chosen by God. Now some argue that because God is Eternal and unchanging that they are STILL chosen by God, however, their covenant was highly conditional and built upon by works, when the Jews broke that contract/covenant, they were no longer chosen/elect by God. "Israel" as of current biblically are just followers of Christ so this weird expectation that denying the nation state of Israel as indicative of end times is incredibly silly, particularly given that Israel is like 50% secular.

>>713996748
Who invented the cross?

>>713996942

>>713996652
Cool now explain the contradictions. You just told everyone you're a fan of logic and science together with god, are you going to deflect and ignore anything inconvenient to your truth?

>>713997036

>>713986625 (OP)
>"*sigh* Ok, mother"
>Proceed to grab the family Bible from the bookshelf and carry it upstairs
>Spend all day long reading it like a good wholesome Christian elementary schoolgirl
>Suddenly get sucked into the book and enter a whimsical isekai version of various ancient Sandnigger Kingdoms!

>>713996830
Free Will is just a buzzword there’s no room for it in the context of an all I won’t creator God since he already knows the outcome when he designs you

>>713996235
Anon elaborate your father and the doctor's response to the antics that lead you to the hospital before 404.

>>713995894
If you tell niggers they're greater than they are and set them up for unrealistic expectations who is the issue here?
>>713996278
Those weren't important for what's about to happen obviously

>>713996265

>having to go to church to have a relationship with God

>Don’t let anyone call you ‘Rabbi,’ for you have only one teacher, and all of you are equal as brothers and sisters. And don’t address anyone here on earth as ‘Father,’ for only God in heaven is your Father. And don’t let anyone call you ‘Teacher,’ for you have only one teacher, the Messiah. The greatest among you must be a servant. But those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.
>Matthew, 23:8-12

Translation: don't go to church, retard.

>>713986625 (OP)
I would study shintoism instead

>>713997048
The Bible is a collection of various books all written by differing people. The main point for salvation has stayed consistent.

>>713996942
>when the Jews broke that contract/covenant, they were no longer chosen/elect by God.
Proof? G-d doesn't go back on His word. Jews fucked up many times and G-d was angry with Jews often, but this never ended the Covenant. Yeshua haMoshiach was a Jew and came to Jews. Gentiles are grafted onto Jewry through their belief in Moshiach. But those Jews that reject Moshiach are still Jews, because they are literally Jews.
The amount of Messianic Jews is steadily increasing, which will bring things full circle and is actually an eschatological sign.

>>713995021
>dude just read a thousand pages of which 999 pages are completely irrelevant to this case

You're the stupid ass, you dumb fucking retard. You think my dad has that kind of fucking time? Kys.

>>713997198
Street Peter's Cross...

>>713997163
What's important about the seven in question? Also all you said was that them being named Salem was "enough" for you. You didn't mention some ambiguous, extraordinary purpose before.
Backtracking harder than the New Testament buddy.

>>713997048
Knowing that these guys were involved I sure ain't going to waste my time.

>what could've been a comfy "i hate my parents" thread instead got cucked into being a religion shitflinging session, complete with the christian schizo namefag

>>713997219
You expect popchristians to actually read their holy book? Random excerpts taken out of context repeated ad infinitum is all they need, they want to look religious because they think it makes them look cool, they don't actually want to be religious.

>>713997141
My father said that was the last straw that lead to divorce but the real reason was because I didn't have patient/doctor confidentiality at that age the triage nurse called child services immediately, and they had me on such strong painkillers I just couldn't lie.

Dad divorced mum to save face and when the court had it on record my mum refused me a hospital visit, dad was immediately awarded complete custody but I asked the judge to separate my sister and I, which he did.

>>713997347
God doesnt go back on His word, and He didn't. The jews still to this day break the contract.

>>713997219
This is the weirdest thing because religious denominations seem to equate fellowship as an organized, repetitious process that must be completed to attain virtue.
Catholics really are a hell of a drug.

The jews are god's chosen people alright. His chosen challenge to the rest of humanity. They are the ultimate test. The puzzle is that we have to find a non-violent solution to them, as we know they will just become more powerful with violence via pity.

>>713986707
church is boring as fuck for a kid, you have no idea what's going on or what the priest is talking about.

i don't like being schizophrenic. can't i just play video games?

>>713997542
Non-Messianic, or Talmudic Jews, indeed do that. But that does not make them not one of the Chosen. They are still, and G-d is waiting for them to return to Him, which they eventually will.

>>713997554
Its a statement that you shouldnt exalt man. Dont call anyone rabbi the way the people in OT times called Jesus rabbi, dont call anyone father the way they call God the Father. The context is quite clear even just in the passage. Further you should attend church, but dont put the pastor in a Gold throne in a castle with a boyrape dungeon and give him a billion dollars

Can you leave Heaven and/or the New Earth if you get bored?

>>713997136
God does indeed know the beginning and the ending but it's up to you to choose.

Matthew 7:13-14 KJV
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

>>713997806
>you should attend church
Why?

>>713997136
that's bs, he knows all possible outcomes, it's up to us

>>713997843
No. Jesus basically said you will be there 24/7 in what amounts to a non stop mass where you worship god.

>>713997704
Couldn't get into it as a kid and since we kept moving every few years|military was hard to keep going, went back as an adult even was Baptized and was invited to start in a ministry so that helped ease me in. ^-^

>>713997843
God is the source of all good. With new perspective in your heavenly body you would see that straying from God is the antithesis of good and thus would have no desire to

>>713997852
See>>713996759

>>713997135
I wish my life was an isekai anime, instead it's a junji ito comic

>>713998016
So free will doesn't exist after death?

>>713997928
From God’s perspective there is only one outcome that will occur and infinite ones that won’t, that’s what it means to be all knowing

>>713997921
Don't do it, Jesus said not to.

Just read your bibble and try to take its lessons to heart. I've got a particular love for the Parables.
Do that and you'll be a better Christian than 99% of churchgoers.

Also just a few rules to keep in mind:
>evangelise only when welcome
>hate the sin, love the sinner
>jesus is the best example, imitate him

>>713998129
But God could (and may well) be allowing all outcomes to occur.

>>713998129
I think they all occur at a point, he's an infinite God that spans a multiverse

>>713998016
Why didn't Satan see that?

>>713998119
You do you bud, I dont think any reasonable person would be in heaven and say "this sucks, Id rather have my soul destroyed"

>>713998282
Satan thought he could take the throne, hes king retard

>>713998282
Prideful desu he was known as the most beautiful of the Heavenly choir.

>>713998309
That wasn't the question. Why are you resorting to insults?

>>713998472
Im not insulting you. Im sure God would honor your request to be apart

>>713998420
>>713998437
So what's in place to prevent Satan 2 to happen?

>>713998026
Free will. It should be clear by itself, no one is forbidding you to commit sin if you want. Wickedness doesn't pay mind you.

Galatians 6:7 KJV
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

>>713998247
Ok but that doesn’t really change anything for (You) lol and then the question becomes “why do I have to be the version of me that burns forever”

>>713997219
>Translation: don't go to church, retard.
Church is a place of worshippers gathering together. The Lord sure doesn't forbid but encourages it.

>>713998538
That also wasn't the question. I didn't ask
>Can you ask God to leave his presence?
I asked
>Can (You) leave?

>>713998571
That's a stupid question because you have a choice, if you already decided you're gonna burn in hell then you made a stupid choice

>>713986707
my parents took me to church and i got a girlfriend
then we moved and i got crippling depression
be careful what you wish for

>>713997135
Based obedient lolis

>>713998772
You don't have a choice, you were made with the foreknowledge of if you'd go to hell or heaven.

>>713998557
The answer to the question of free will's existence and purpose is free will?

>>713992413
Last I heard she got a titty reduction job and now is just resting on her millions of bucks living a good life.

Like Gianna Michaels, but at least Gianna didn't remove what made her famous

>>713998881
Not him, but also not necessarily.
The assumption is built on the idea that God is unable to induce ignorance in his perception.

>>713994563
Because a lot of people in the times of jesus saw john as the messiah because the immaculate birth he had was similar. Thats why the books written earlier tend to put him on a level similar to jesus as to not upset the john's followers that still existed.

>>713998953
What do you want me to day. Free is free, will is will. Read you dictionary if I'm too dense for you.

>>713989809
this but unironically
we both would complain about "just an hour" of drag queen reading hour

>>713998881
no you weren't, there's no fucking foreknowledge except which possible choices you will have, you just keep making the wrong ones

Explain in detail why a condition that prevents me from participating in social activities should bar me from isolated activities

>>713988023
The exact service is not required, no, but you are specifically asked to proselytize, you are asked to get together with people and pray together because "Where two or more of you are so am I", and Acts has a few verses specifically describing the act of breaking bread together and praying to God. Church itself is also a way to strengthen one's faith, force you into situations where you speak to people of other social standings, force you into situations where you can do good for the world through St. Vincent de Paul Societies, and is specifically used to fund social programs. There's a reason why Christians in general are the ones basically keeping charities afloat compared to anyone else.

You're not insulting God by not going to a church, but it's a lot more difficult to adhere to the sort of lifestyle you are asked to by ignoring it.

>>713999136
>God can't see the future
Bold assertion

>>713999096
That's why I give thanks to not only the Blessed Mary, but also Elizabeth.

>>713999274
He doesn't have to see the future, he is beyond time, he knows all possible choices and all possible version of you, you decide which version you want to be, it's very fair, some people are too stupid to understand that

>>713999107
The question was not regarding the definitions of individual words, but the concept's overarching existence (if it exists) and ultimate purpose.

Aw sweet a schizo thread

>>713994172
>I am not a native English speaker
I understand, you're a negro from Uganda.

>>713999425
Your logic doesn't make any sense, God knows what "possible version" of yourself you're going to be, which by definition makes it so there's only one "possible version"

>>713999486

>>713999673
>God knows what "possible version" of yourself you're going to be
NO HE DOESNT, YOU DECIDE THAT, there's infinite possibilities, you are a part of God

>>713999486
>another "monotheistic deity believers act vitriolic and hostile toward anybody who doesn't agree with them either way" thread
the model on /v/

>>713999673
Not him, but this assumes a linear timeframe. Think of building a Lego set. You can know how you're going to build it, finish it, then change it at any point in time.
In non-linear time, every version of the lego set could exist at one "time" so to speak.

>>713999762
erm anon...the red pill is a suppository

>>713999814
What was I before I was a part of God?

>>713986625 (OP)
>church is for christcuck goys you fucking idiot
>fucking fed glownigger fuck church it is for christcucks
>jesus is a kike on a stick you fed glownigger
>everyone online knows who i am and cares about me unlike you
>glowing nigger fed christcuck that is why you go to church

>>714000220
You were always part of him

>>713986625 (OP)
I'm a non-believer but just do what your mom says and go to church for an hour ffs. It's the least you can do if you're following a religion you lazy fuck. Plus it makes your mom happy.

>>713999904
You are just handwaving with nonsense rhetoric. A separate instance of yourself that makes different choices is a different, separately created person.

>>714000345
I thought I was His creation?

I just wanted to play videogames...

>>713999559
>Uganda
John 14:6 KJV
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

>>714000583
he created you by splitting himself in parts

>>714000526
We're not separate.

>>714000692
Fren \(`-`)/ I knoe de wae.

>>713997390
You could tell by the tripcode that I am a different person than the other guy. Anyways, Salem is a place where witches were burned for their silliness. Our time will parallel that time. Those who engage in pharmakeia will experience entity contact in the seven Salem's. Just like how the women of old did.

>trying to explain quantum interpretations of nonlinear time and the state of reality to a generic christian who believes in a solid rigid anthropomorphized deity
Lol this thread.

>>713993626
Bro, I used to go to secondary language school on a Saturday morning every single Saturday from when I was like 4 until I was 15 while my friends all got to sleep in, watch cartoons I wanted to watch, and enjoy life. I was also forced into secondary activities of that specific culture even though I didn't care to do so. As a kid I was pissed that I was being forced into all of this leading to me being somewhat ostracized in my friend group for not knowing what was popular, and even though I was told why we were doing it I wasn't a big fan of all that lost time doing stuff I didn't particularly care for. As an adult I can look back on the time spent doing that stuff and see how I can now speak a second language, how I now know a decent amount of the culture, history, and upbringing of that culture, and how I can apply it to my life.

If my parents listened to me the instant I said I didn't like it so that I could sit home and watch cartoons all day I wouldn't be able to interact with my family members, I wouldn't be interested in learning more about the world, and I'd have just spent many of the hours I spent doing something I didn't like just playing my Game Boy or watching Saturday morning cartoons.

>>713997390
You really don't think there is ANY significance in such a coincidence?

What happened to the /v/ archive?

>>714001168
No.

>>714001059
It is fucking nonsense in this context.
Your perception of time is linear, do you think when you die in Christian worldview you are judged based on every possible outcome, or just the ones you lived through in your (linear) lifetime?

>>714001310
>you
retarded religiousfag thinks everybody is the same
autosaged finally

>>714001059
Yeah quantum mechanics likely explains a lot of these bizarre coincidences. God really is found at the bottom of the glass.

>>714001384
I am not religious the point of this line of thinking is "If God knows the decisions I make when I'm born, and can change any element of me to change those decisions, who is really making the decisions". This is an inherent problem with the idea of an omniscient creator deity and "Free Will" being deflected with
>Uh I dunno multiverse or something?

>>714000748
So I'm not a part of Him? I was, before creation, but no longer. That contradicts what you said here>>713999814

>>714001283
Are you agnostic at least?

>>714001561
lol (at you not with you)

>>714001441
>science? more like soience LOL, rationality is dumb!
>except when it agrees with me, then suddenly science and faith are compatible, until they're not
why are christians so duplicitous

>>714001310
Have you considered that the main tenet of Christianity is faith and that God and everything he is, is relatively incomprehensible to the human mind?

>>714001697
Science is the study of God's creation :D