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Anonymous No.713990614 >>713991007 >>713997804 >>714003547 >>714005372 >>714009267 >>714017245 >>714032997 >>714036208
Mario Kart World /v/eekend
Peak American hours and no /v/eekend? Let's fix that!

CODE: Y01 6GS

RULES: Press PLUS (+) on the course select screen to pick normal 3-lap courses
Anonymous No.713991007
>>713990614 (OP)
2/24
Will start with CPUs at 4, without CPUs at 8
Anonymous No.713991021
Let there be carnage.
Anonymous No.713991363
3/24
Anonymous No.713991908
cmon 1 more
Anonymous No.713992425
3/24
Anonymous No.713992459
Sunday Sunday drive
Anonymous No.713992773 >>713993346
I'm going to violently wrangle Peach
Anonymous No.713992808
random does intermissions now bwo...
Anonymous No.713993070
Huh, DK Spaceport is the only worth doing an inter.ission for.
Anonymous No.713993165
COME ON PEOPLE 1 MORE PERSON
Anonymous No.713993346 >>713993643
>>713992773
Shame about that blue shell right on the finish line
Anonymous No.713993643
>>713993346
>:[
Anonymous No.713994057 >>713994459
>mirror
Anonymous No.713994459
7/24

>>713994057
come back no mirror
Anonymous No.713994470
Fffffffffuck, 4th place.
Anonymous No.713994558 >>713995038
>starview mid
Anonymous No.713994834
>clutching that first place with a bullet bill on my ass
Anonymous No.713995038
>>713994558
Starview is F tier, alongside warior shipyard and desert hills. Whistletop is kind of shit too.
Anonymous No.713995569
well, someone had to get last
Anonymous No.713995615
The racer gaps in Rainbow Road is cruel.
Anonymous No.713995826
okay that was horseshit

t. Monty Mole
Anonymous No.713995840
Sad loss for pedos.
Anonymous No.713996764
imagine if we got to play toad factory for more than 1 lap you ignoramus
Anonymous No.713997140
That was a very late lightning bolt
Anonymous No.713997476
When's Knockout Tour?
Anonymous No.713997514
hehe nigger lips little fella
Anonymous No.713997804
>>713990614 (OP)
good morning /v/rothers. I'll be hopping on shortly. Just got back from church, we had a good sermon today. God bless!
Anonymous No.713997914
WHOEVER BOOMERANG'D ME ON THE GLIDER FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.713998348
I kept falling off the track in Dandelion Heights.
Anonymous No.713998353
"So, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God."
Thank you God for time I get to spend on the weekends having fun with these guys.
Anonymous No.713998417 >>713998642 >>713998660 >>713998661 >>713998678
How many players atm? Coming in a bit late
Anonymous No.713998642 >>713998807
>>713998417
10/24
Anonymous No.713998660 >>713998807
>>713998417
Like 10
Anonymous No.713998661 >>713998807
>>713998417
10/24
Anonymous No.713998678 >>713998807
>>713998417
10/24
Anonymous No.713998807
>>713998642
>>713998660
>>713998661
>>713998678
Thank you homies
Anonymous No.713999053 >>713999507
I was doing pretty good that round until i wasn't haha. I'm getting better, slowly
Anonymous No.713999065
>Tanked 2 Blues, 2 Reds
Anonymous No.713999383
12/24 players
It’s fillan up baby
Anonymous No.713999507
>>713999053
Pride comes before the fall, 9 out of 10. oof. i was in 2nd for a good stretch there but one mess up and you're eating dust
Anonymous No.713999802
Fucking INSANE bomb snipe
Anonymous No.714000230
FUCK YOU FINISH LINE BOOMERANG
Anonymous No.714000284 >>714001154
Wait do people not like wario shipyard
Anonymous No.714000295 >>714000618
can we do teams with hard cpus
Anonymous No.714000617
nooooooo i was in 4th noooooo lol WHY
Anonymous No.714000618
>>714000295
THIS
Anonymous No.714000708
>In bullet bill when lightning strikes on final lap.
>Get sniper by green shell and fall to 12th
That s enough Grand Prix for me.
Anonymous No.714000716
i am indifferent on the matter of CPUS
Anonymous No.714000717
Battlemode! This is getting boring.
Anonymous No.714001067 >>714001175
Having a 2-3 minute break when it comes time to pick the rules would be nice for hydration/bathroom purposes OP
Anonymous No.714001132
wow it’s true wearing the toadette nazi costume makes you win
Anonymous No.714001154 >>714001858
>>714000284
Wario Shipyard is the 2nd worst track in the game.
Anonymous No.714001175
>>714001067
prob getting off soon but will keep in mind
Anonymous No.714001617 >>714001804 >>714001856
imo
Anonymous No.714001804
>>714001617
I just like the courses with bright colors cause bright colors make me happy
Anonymous No.714001856
>>714001617
Mine
Anonymous No.714001858 >>714002870
>>714001154
>fucking kino wario level with wario land music
>bad
No fuck off jet ski controls be dammed
Anonymous No.714002253
Very good games, I suck dick at this game but I had fun. Thanks for playing!

t. Monty Mole
Anonymous No.714002454 >>714002570 >>714002582 >>714002802 >>714002854 >>714002892 >>714007662
What did you anons have for lunch? I had a subpar pizza and a really good peach
Anonymous No.714002570
>>714002454
I had bagels
Anonymous No.714002582
>>714002454
fried rice
Anonymous No.714002802
>>714002454
leftover bratwurst
Anonymous No.714002854
>>714002454
sex
Anonymous No.714002870 >>714003180
>>714001858
Water maps are an automatic F tier.
Anonymous No.714002892
>>714002454
Steak & green beans
I'm buddy buddy with a butcher so I got an unsold great steak for free
Anonymous No.714003180 >>714003474
>>714002870
they are great because they btfo blooperkeks like yourself
Anonymous No.714003240 >>714003462
is the room still going?
Anonymous No.714003462 >>714003663
>>714003240
Yes, 11/24 players atm
Anonymous No.714003474
>>714003180
Im not usong a blooper you faggot
Anonymous No.714003532 >>714003745 >>714003948 >>714004651
What are some good A or S tier character/kart combos that aren't babies or women? I need any crutch i can get. i haven't unlocked blooper yet
Anonymous No.714003547
>>713990614 (OP)
Dead game
Anonymous No.714003640
Gonna hop out for now. Comfy low player races.
Anonymous No.714003654 >>714003824 >>714004057 >>714004278
OP please, give us a bathroom break of 2 mins during rule picking. my bladder is going to explode AND i'm thristy
Anonymous No.714003663
>>714003462
thanks, will jump on after getting sufficiently stoned
Anonymous No.714003745
>>714003532
fat bastard Wario on like 3 karts I forgot
Mario fucks with the Mach bike this game
Anonymous No.714003824
>>714003654
I'm not host anymore take it up with whoever's doing it now
Anonymous No.714003948
>>714003532
hot rod/roadster royale/bumble v/b dasher on light to midweights (spike goomba nabbit mario rocky wrench etc)
Anonymous No.714004057
>>714003654
Just leave and do the stuff you need to do. It's just a game retard.
Anonymous No.714004278
>>714003654
Sorry m8, will do next rule select
Anonymous No.714004651 >>714005036
>>714003532
just use mach rocket. That thing works well with any character.
Anonymous No.714004740 >>714013537
Sunday Streaming races here
Prob the last day I can do this lol
https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25

check for room availability when full
Anonymous No.714005008 >>714005127
Is it me or do the intermission courses actually kinda rock and it's just people who are attached to a certain way of doing things who just don't liek the change? I hadn't really played Mario Kart since the DS and enjoy the intermission courses as much as the tracks, sometimes more so.
Also sorry to Starman, who lost to me at the last second even after witnessing me hit myself with my own bomb like a deranged moron
Anonymous No.714005036 >>714005214 >>714005246
>>714004651
No I think I’ll use the car that looks cool
Anonymous No.714005127
>>714005008
I thought you loved me man
Anonymous No.714005214
>>714005036
but mach rocket does look cool? Even without the stats i'd use it over anything else in the game.
Anonymous No.714005246
>>714005036
I would, but i'm coming in last or near last every game. I'm just not very good, at this stage i just need to be using carts that actually are good so that i'm not a mile behind everyone else every race
Anonymous No.714005372 >>714005447 >>714005774 >>714007850 >>714009117
>>713990614 (OP)
>>>/vt/
Anonymous No.714005419
>that Mario wasn’t half a lap ahead but half a lap behind
Anonymous No.714005447
>>714005372
??
Anonymous No.714005539
I keep getting communication errors.
Anonymous No.714005774
>>714005372
you mean /vm/? anon are you okay?
Anonymous No.714005806
GODLIKE lightning
Anonymous No.714005892
15/24 Players atm
Join up
Anonymous No.714006073
I hope they come out with another Kirby Clash game this console gen. I'd love to start/take part in some co-op generals for a new game in that series.
Anonymous No.714006159 >>714006461
there are too many red shells in this game
Anonymous No.714006461
>>714006159
weird, i find myself wishing for more shells and less mushrooms.
Anonymous No.714006494
I'm here to take names and get last place.
Anonymous No.714006596
3 minute break lads
Get your affairs in order
Anonymous No.714006809
16/24
Anonymous No.714006868 >>714006973
Thanks for the tips on karts and characters anons. Decided to go with mach bike luigi since luigi is one of my favorite characters. I've got a standee of him in my room i saved from being thrown out a while back.
Anonymous No.714006895
I fucking hate this one pose. Why you gotta be so extra?
Anonymous No.714006973
>>714006868
Extremely fucking based
Anonymous No.714007279 >>714007565 >>714007764
17/24 players

Also do I really have to use the switch app to get photos and videos quickly?
is it good?
Anonymous No.714007293 >>714007592
teams doko
Anonymous No.714007565
>>714007279
it's fine idk about good
Anonymous No.714007592
>>714007293
Teams are up next rule select
Anonymous No.714007662
>>714002454
I haven't eaten anything yet
I'm a bum
Anonymous No.714007680
>tfw can't take photos since i'm using a GC controller
why dont they let you remap it
fucking nintendo i don't need a ZL button
Anonymous No.714007764
>>714007279
Could also hook your system up to your pc via usb
Anonymous No.714007850
>>714005372
/v/eekends have been a thing since at least 2011 anon.
Anonymous No.714007935
>lightning that only fucks me
Suck my cock
Anonymous No.714007947
decided to join again since i was tired of not playing
Anonymous No.714007969
lot of tranny names showing up today
Anonymous No.714008194 >>714008334 >>714008362 >>714008384 >>714008846 >>714009306
I hope you're playing on an HDR monitor/TV
Anonymous No.714008334 >>714008638
>>714008194
why?
Anonymous No.714008361
Airship is hell if you get a bad start. You get assfucked by items for 2 minutes
Anonymous No.714008362 >>714008439 >>714008638
>>714008194
What the hell does HDR mean I’m brainlet
Anonymous No.714008384
>>714008194
Yup. Got my face up. Worth the eye burn.
Anonymous No.714008439
>>714008362
it means good grafix
Anonymous No.714008638 >>714008729
>>714008334
>>714008362
The game looks much more vibrant
Anonymous No.714008729
>>714008638
says my gaming monitor isn't hdr capable. oh well. it's 1ms latency and that's all i really care about
Anonymous No.714008771
18/24
Anonymous No.714008774
so how am I supposed to practice the courses when it keeps giving us intermission tracks?
Anonymous No.714008846
>>714008194
I got HDR, but it’s apparently shitty HDR
Anonymous No.714009043
hi cloudy
Anonymous No.714009117
>>714005372
Go back, newfag.
Anonymous No.714009178
Guess I better start practicing that shortcut if I want to hold 1st.
Anonymous No.714009267
>>713990614 (OP)
Urumi here, all you faggots fucking suck.
Anonymous No.714009306
>>714008194
On my OLED monitor, yeah. The built in screen is so fucking shitty, worse than the launch Switch 1 screen.
Anonymous No.714009414
Clusterfuck
Anonymous No.714009478
Fuck you (well played) whoever threw that boomerang I went from 3rd to 12th
Anonymous No.714009481 >>714009914
22/24

2 players needed let’s go go go
Anonymous No.714009497
22/24
Anonymous No.714009525
BATTLE MODE!
Anonymous No.714009625
>conn error
Eh I was getting hungry anyway
Anonymous No.714009869
thanks for the chargin chuck fine sir
Anonymous No.714009887
LET US PISS PLS
Anonymous No.714009897
2 minute break
Teams up next
Anonymous No.714009914
>>714009481
sorry anons life calls
Anonymous No.714009952
GGs bros
gonna be half busy cooking so i'll spectate
Anonymous No.714010209 >>714010898
>no CPUs
Aw why
Anonymous No.714010437
Is anyone other that blue even trying?
Anonymous No.714010464
Blue team are bullies. That was mean
Anonymous No.714010884
baka greens
Anonymous No.714010898
>>714010209
because we have enough people to not need them?
Anonymous No.714011202
>blue is double the score of all the other teams
Anonymous No.714011220
Sucks about that blue shell, Candy. We would've been 2nd overall without that shit
Anonymous No.714011626
starman got fucking anal raped holy shit
Anonymous No.714011916 >>714012180
Always good to see folks β€˜round. Gonna be the biggest raceist here
Anonymous No.714012102 >>714013001
why is blue so far ahead wtf
Anonymous No.714012180
>>714011916
My nigga
Anonymous No.714012183 >>714012283
>get shocked in offroad
>cloudy immediately runs me over with megashroom
>im on his team
Anonymous No.714012283
>>714012183
my bad
Anonymous No.714012470 >>714012941
Please don't hit your teammate
Anonymous No.714012845 >>714013089
>basically only play online in /v/ lobbies
>didnt understand why all the hate when the + choose track option was available
>join rando lobby
>its not even an option
jesus christ how horrifying
Anonymous No.714012941
>>714012470
*hits you*
Anonymous No.714013001
>>714012102
full of chuds
Anonymous No.714013081
holy shit 24/24
Anonymous No.714013089
>>714012845
Why don’t nintendo let you choose whichever course you want online anyway? DS, Wii, and 7 all let you do it
Anonymous No.714013094
FULL ROOM
Anonymous No.714013120
i'm eating save room for me bitches
Anonymous No.714013409
My bad on that red shell, Nautical. The colors take forever to show up
Anonymous No.714013458
jesus cloudy relax
Anonymous No.714013478
Anonymous No.714013494
2 min break as usual
Anonymous No.714013508 >>714013584
8 races is too much
Anonymous No.714013537
>>714004740
quoting to say check stream to see room status


currently 22/24
Anonymous No.714013584
>>714013508
Yeah 4 seems about right
Anonymous No.714013665 >>714014115
>that guy who keeps bombing everyone
Anonymous No.714014079
GEORGE
YOU FAG
Anonymous No.714014109
Whoever threw that boomerang last lap, in the air, I hope you die a horrible and painful death as a virgin.
Anonymous No.714014115 >>714014231
>>714013665
it’s ma’am
Anonymous No.714014231
>>714014115
noted sir
Anonymous No.714014893
>two blue shells in 20 seconds
Well fuck me I guess
Anonymous No.714014910 >>714015580
teams suck ass when the lobby isnt full
Anonymous No.714014960
>finally not eating shit
>blue shell at the final turn sends me from 1st to 18th
Anonymous No.714015112
Does anyone have the pic of Rosalina reacting to Peach's oversized bosom in Boo Cinema?
Anonymous No.714015142
can't catch a fucking break
Anonymous No.714015173 >>714015252 >>714015608
C’mon yellow, what are you fags doin’? Can’t carry all of you
Anonymous No.714015215
>triple shrooms in first on mario circuit hell yeah
>boo steal
Anonymous No.714015252
>>714015173
we’re trying to survive but the item luck is beyond saving
Anonymous No.714015330
Am I allowed to join if I'm a shitter?
Anonymous No.714015384
>not playing knockout tour

kek
Anonymous No.714015580
>>714014910
the lobby is fairly full
Anonymous No.714015587
I WAS 2ND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I STILL GOT BLUE SHELL'D
Anonymous No.714015608
>>714015173
There are four of us dude
Anonymous No.714015620
>get blue shell
>hold until i see person in first I don't like
>use it
Simple as.
Anonymous No.714015681 >>714024580
WHERE MY BONER BROS AT?
Anonymous No.714015682 >>714015749 >>714015789 >>714015889
2 min break
Regular races, teams or knockout?
Anonymous No.714015749
>>714015682
Anything but battle or mirror. If it's gonna be teams I think 4 teams is best
Anonymous No.714015789
>>714015682
Knockout!
Anonymous No.714015864 >>714016721
>easy coms
put them on HARD bruh
Anonymous No.714015880 >>714016721
>easy
Hard CPUs pls
its funny when a CPU gets top 4
Anonymous No.714015889
>>714015682
Battle mode!
Anonymous No.714016242
I fucking hate you all

t. Monty Mole
Anonymous No.714016476
Lesson learned. Stay away from first
Anonymous No.714016683 >>714016845
Knockout tour is so fun idk what the fuck people are on that this is horrid
Anonymous No.714016721
>>714015864
>>714015880
My bad, one more knockout since I botched that one
1 min break
Anonymous No.714016726
Knockout King, and DON’T FORGET IT
Anonymous No.714016775
Not feeling it today man
Anonymous No.714016845
>>714016683
I just wish it had more pathing options.
Anonymous No.714017245 >>714017689 >>714017831 >>714017871
>>713990614 (OP)
I wish instead of filling the roster with Mario enemies a lot of people don't care about they would've taken the chance to revive characters we haven't seen in years. Stanley the bugman would've been interesting. You can keep a few enemies like Goomba, Cheep cheep, and Swooper, but they didn't need to be added to the extent that World did.
Anonymous No.714017446
>veer a little too much into the boarder
>oob
>knocked out
Anonymous No.714017526
I love you all

t. Monty Mole
Anonymous No.714017603
Fug, I'm out
1 min break after the race is over. Next up is a regular set of races
Anonymous No.714017641
The map tricked me on the road to top 4. Thought there was more to go
Anonymous No.714017689
>>714017245
I would've killed for some more spinoff characters like E.gadd or G*no
Anonymous No.714017831 >>714018290
>>714017245
>Stanley the bugman would've been interesting
no he wouldn't
Anonymous No.714017854 >>714017938
Anonymous No.714017871
>>714017245
Literally who?
Anonymous No.714017889
>6th
>person in front of me (5th) with triple reds
>hits george (4th) right on the finish line with his last shell
>blast past both of them with mushrooms and they get kocked out
Anonymous No.714017938
>>714017854
We GAAN
Anonymous No.714017996
You guys friendly to shitters?
Anonymous No.714018239
Whoever threw that last blueshell.
Anonymous No.714018290
>>714017831
>Not wanting to play as a cute twink
Male villager in MK8 let me do this
Anonymous No.714018569 >>714018663 >>714018746 >>714018793 >>714019081
anyone else noticed how you can drive really well and still get last?
Anonymous No.714018616
>hold onto mushroom for a blue shell
>one finally comes
>get shocked as soon as it hits
FUCK
Anonymous No.714018639 >>714018754 >>714019542
>18/24
Where is everyone?
Anonymous No.714018663 >>714019509
>>714018569
I’ve been saying this since 1992
Anonymous No.714018746
>>714018569
Sounds like a skill issue to me!
Anonymous No.714018754
>>714018639
Having food, we were full earlier drama nigger
Anonymous No.714018793 >>714019331
>>714018569
Mario Kart is like 85% item strategizing 15% luck
Anonymous No.714019081
>>714018569
Define really well. I doubt you're driving as well as you think you are.
Anonymous No.714019193 >>714019307
So any anons found a UFO yet?
Anonymous No.714019307 >>714019617
>>714019193
Found 3, but the second one spawned in an unreachable spot
Anonymous No.714019331
>>714018793
>Do I use this item now, when it won't help me much, or do I keep it until I get hit by lightning?
Anonymous No.714019371
More KOT. Regular races suck.
Anonymous No.714019509
>>714018663
unc
Anonymous No.714019542 >>714020345
>>714018639
I op in periodically for a couple of games and then play something else. But it's pretty full from what I've seen.
Anonymous No.714019617
>>714019307
A neat little SML reference
Anonymous No.714019775 >>714019879 >>714019992
2 min break
Next up is knockouts, alternating between those and regular races for a bit
Anonymous No.714019879
>>714019775
hard cpus
Anonymous No.714019937
Breaking for the meantime, you fags keep my seat warm
Anonymous No.714019992
>>714019775
Battlemode! Please.
Anonymous No.714020345 >>714022595 >>714023024
>>714019542
I've never won, usually a mid packer. Today Ive been last or next to last everytime. Didn't even get to finish a bunch of races. Not a fun day for me
Anonymous No.714020624
George im tracing your minecraft ip. You're fucking done kiddo.
Anonymous No.714020703
1 min break after race is over
One balloon battle up next for variety
Anonymous No.714020735 >>714020784 >>714021243
PAULINE YOU FAGGOT YOU ATE ALL 3 OF MY RED SHELLS
Anonymous No.714020784
>>714020735
Based
Anonymous No.714021243
>>714020735
I regret nothing
Anonymous No.714021339
Daisy has a fat ass!
Anonymous No.714021606
>got KOed by stage hazard
Suffering.
Anonymous No.714021731
you didn't hear it from me, but aim for the coin copper
Anonymous No.714021782
>starman surviving 2 minutes with one balloon and coming out with the most pts
he may be a faggot but damn he can play
Anonymous No.714021995
>coffer got raped by everyone
The poor bastard
Anonymous No.714022097 >>714022272
Why does nobody ever play Coin Battle?
Anonymous No.714022121
1 min break
Regs up next
Anonymous No.714022135
Did better then expect to be honest
Anonymous No.714022154
Bring back the Shine Steal or whatever it was called from DD. Imagine the chaos with 24 players
Anonymous No.714022272
>>714022097
Who fucking played coin battle in Wii and ds
Anonymous No.714022595 >>714023024
>>714020345
I also tend to be in the middle of the pack. Sometimes I get lucky with items and use them at the right time to get a taste of the top dog but it's temporary. Still fun to play on /v/eekends.
Anonymous No.714023024
>>714020345
>>714022595
I'm in the middle of the pack when half the racers are CPUs.
Anonymous No.714023272
Whoever used that lightning bless you
Anonymous No.714023552
inshallah
Anonymous No.714023617
Kampler here. Can we take a longer break next round? I need to goon to BBC.
Anonymous No.714023974 >>714024082
I FUCKING HATE AIRSHIP FORTRESS
Anonymous No.714024001
3 min break
Knockout up next
Anonymous No.714024082 >>714024227
>>714023974
I'm picking it every time, just for you
Anonymous No.714024227
>>714024082
I'm good at it in TT too, but for some reason I never even get top 5
Anonymous No.714024385
Can hosts kick people? Can we have baby discrimination night?
Anonymous No.714024520
>comm error in first
Anonymous No.714024580
>>714015681
i would if dry bones' new voice didn't sound so fucking awful, i'll most likely go with fishbone whenever i get a switch 2
Anonymous No.714024597
>lost in top 20 because of lightning
Okay, this is bullshit.
Anonymous No.714024895 >>714025056
Going to hop on for a couple of races if the rooms still opened.
Anonymous No.714025056
>>714024895
It's still open, and it isn't full yet.
Anonymous No.714025087
2 min break
Regs up next
Anonymous No.714025108 >>714025309
This is great. It's like having real friends, except less gay!
Anonymous No.714025145 >>714025325 >>714025529
>rooms already don't fill on weekend for brand new game
extremely grim
Anonymous No.714025271
>1st to 8th right at the check point
Anonymous No.714025309
>>714025108
*unzips dick*
Anonymous No.714025325 >>714025675
>>714025145
Most are refusing to even boot up the game following the last update
Anonymous No.714025529 >>714025613
>>714025145
literally had a full room earlier if you bothered to read (you can't read cause you're brown)
Anonymous No.714025596
Fuck you, George
Anonymous No.714025613 >>714025820
>>714025529
Anonymous No.714025675
>>714025325
The random thing doesn't affect rooms, you can just select non-intermission courses directly.
Anonymous No.714025682
I don't know who had Bullet Bill to first, but you're on my list.
Anonymous No.714025820 >>714025989
>>714025613
you on the right
Anonymous No.714025982
18/24
Anonymous No.714025989
>>714025820
Please do not join in shitting up the thread.
Anonymous No.714026575
Rainbow Road? More like Rainbow Bored.
Anonymous No.714026663
There's always someone voting for RR
Anonymous No.714026812
More of a Koopa Beach guy myself
Anonymous No.714026946 >>714027190
Fuck whoever hit me with a boomerang just before the plane section
Anonymous No.714027012
22/24, here we go
Anonymous No.714027190
>>714026946
Let's have passionate sex
Anonymous No.714027248 >>714027474 >>714027931
Cam we ban everyone who uses koopa from playing? They're all trannies.
Anonymous No.714027276 >>714027409
2 min break
Time for teams
Anonymous No.714027409
>>714027276
But I wanna fuck over anyone I see...
Anonymous No.714027474
Thank you for that lightning

>>714027248
;-)
Anonymous No.714027547
Battle mode with teams!
Anonymous No.714027560 >>714027909
We haven’t done dk pass in weeks

Can we do dk pass
Anonymous No.714027568 >>714028258
BULLY ALL NIGGLER PLAYERS
IMAGINE LOOKING AT THIS AND SAYING
>”that’s me…”
Anonymous No.714027895 >>714027971
Blue team wtf
Anonymous No.714027909
>>714027560
DK pass sucks
Anonymous No.714027931
>>714027248
Koopas are friends, and so are koopa players
Anonymous No.714027949
Damn, Blue Team.
Anonymous No.714027971
>>714027895
I can admit that wasn't my finest race
Anonymous No.714028060
The people sending me friend requests all seem to be people who play once and then never show up again.
Anonymous No.714028146 >>714032385
>comm error right when the room is full
I'm on a goddamn wired connection too
Anonymous No.714028258 >>714028337
>>714027568
Anonymous No.714028263
blue team...
Anonymous No.714028294
>hit codename with a redshell at the top of the jump
>he then immediately gets hit with the blueshell after too in 2nd
Anonymous No.714028313
CPUs are kinda needed to fill out team slots.
Anonymous No.714028337 >>714028383
>>714028258
I can't tell if this is real or not
Anonymous No.714028358
Full house, let the insanity ensue!
Anonymous No.714028383
>>714028337
it was 100% real
Anonymous No.714028592
>dog
fun's over, sweat lobby has arrived
Anonymous No.714028610
Remove boomerang and buff everything else
Anonymous No.714028617
Blue Team...
Anonymous No.714028618
>blue
Anonymous No.714028678
Blue shell hit star and bro went from 2nd to 16th in a second
Anonymous No.714028683
Remove mega mushroom and buff everything else
Anonymous No.714028942
codename you horned your teammate you little bitch
Anonymous No.714028949
Buff mushrooms or something, goodness
Anonymous No.714028979
I love when my teammates attack me on the finish line!
Anonymous No.714028980
blue team should uninstall
Anonymous No.714029216
I think I'm gonna kill myself
Anonymous No.714029224
Holy shit, got knocked into dk's robo dick
Anonymous No.714029230
RedGODS
Anonymous No.714029273
2 min break
Knockout up next
Anonymous No.714029307
As a blueschmuck i would just like to say that our top scorer left on like race 4 lmao
Anonymous No.714029334 >>714029398
Battle Mode?
Anonymous No.714029382
LEAVE THE ROOM MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY
Anonymous No.714029385
Full room !!
Anonymous No.714029398
>>714029334
no
Anonymous No.714029412 >>714029696
Finally got back in and ready for KO
Anonymous No.714029696
>>714029412
And got comm'd in 20 seconds. This is some EU discrimination
Anonymous No.714029715
>front of pack whole leg
>get assraped 5 times in the plaza
>dead last
FUCK YOU MARIO KART
Anonymous No.714029884
>crushed just before the checkpoint
FUCK
Anonymous No.714029958 >>714030015 >>714030062 >>714030114 >>714030296
Anonymous No.714029992
is it still up? I'm up for an hour or so
Anonymous No.714030015
>>714029958
i miss when he used the based dasher
Anonymous No.714030043
FUCK I ALMOST HAD THE TRUCK
Anonymous No.714030062 >>714030107 >>714030203
>>714029958
>baby blooper
chud
Anonymous No.714030078
Let me innnnnn
Anonymous No.714030107
>>714030062
formerly
Anonymous No.714030114
>>714029958
Excuse me?
Anonymous No.714030203
>>714030062
he switched to it after playing lounge
Anonymous No.714030236
Shouldn't have passed me Ren. I would've had first and ypu second. Instead you get 4th.
Anonymous No.714030284 >>714030342
1 min break
Team time
Anonymous No.714030296
>>714029958
total goomber death
Anonymous No.714030334
i will not let my team down this time
Anonymous No.714030342
>>714030284
Make it 2-team, let’s not embarrass the yellowcucks anymore than they should
Anonymous No.714030376 >>714030430 >>714030648
room status?
Anonymous No.714030387
Me acting as Daisy's bike
Anonymous No.714030391 >>714030456
Headed out for dinner and other matters, thank you for racism
Anonymous No.714030430
>>714030376
Hovering around 24/24 atm
Anonymous No.714030456 >>714030628
>>714030391
GGs and remember to grow up
Anonymous No.714030623
My face acting as Paulines bike seat
Anonymous No.714030628
>>714030456
>grow up
qrd?
Anonymous No.714030648
>>714030376
23/24
Anonymous No.714030650
If we keep playing chicken in last we're going to get dc'd again.
Anonymous No.714030684
you didn't underestimate green, right?
Anonymous No.714030885
>room full
Anonymous No.714030978 >>714031057 >>714031273
It's amazing how the random algorithm sorted all the faggoted to one team.
Anonymous No.714031031
>cut the gap with the feather
>first
And people say it’s useless…
Anonymous No.714031037
Whistlestop is the most skillful map that's the most luck-based
Anonymous No.714031056
>go grab drink
>retard left window open
>kitchen covered in fucking ants
>running back and forth poisoning them and playing
Anonymous No.714031057
>>714030978
git gud
Anonymous No.714031273
>>714030978
This one simple fact makes yellowcels seethe.
Anonymous No.714031332
>set for 2nd
>get HORN’D at the last second
>15th
Anonymous No.714031334
Got passed every time a blue shell showed up, holy luck
Anonymous No.714031345
>drive toward the shortcut and put everything on the last item box
>golden shell
Anonymous No.714031605 >>714031846 >>714031942 >>714032061
i think i hate 24 player races
Anonymous No.714031650
>get knocked into the crowd while on the rail
>can just drive back on track
Oh but when I barley hit a barrier then THAT’S when I get lakitu’d
Anonymous No.714031659
>3rd place going over the final ramp
>run over with megashroom
>hit by green
>run over a second time with megashroom
>hit by fire flower just as crossing finish line
>last
I fucking hate this game so much.
Anonymous No.714031846
>>714031605
Too bad nintendo is too asian to admit a mistake, we're stuck with 24-man intermission races at least until they make an expansion
Anonymous No.714031942
>>714031605
Same. Wish there was a 12 player track only mode.
Anonymous No.714031983
2 min break
KO up next
Anonymous No.714031985
blueBRAHMIN...
Anonymous No.714032046
That's enough Mario Kart for me today.
Anonymous No.714032061 >>714032154
>>714031605
All they had to do was put in a MK8DX mode and leave it alone, yet they did the opposite lmao. I'm still mad, but these rooms are fun
Anonymous No.714032154 >>714032974
>>714032061
im not having fun getting blasted by items for the entire duration of the race, whether i frontrun or bag its just nonstop and i am simply not racing but item planning
Anonymous No.714032198 >>714032480 >>714032616
I LIVE FOR /v/eekend

I LOVE MY /v/ NIGGAZ
Anonymous No.714032385
>>714028146
I get the exact same problem it's annoying. Can play worldwides just fine.
Anonymous No.714032480
>>714032198
I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
Anonymous No.714032496 >>714032854
LOBBY STATUS???
Anonymous No.714032616
>>714032198
*kissu*
Anonymous No.714032826
1 min break
More teams
Anonymous No.714032848
That was fun, good shit queers
Anonymous No.714032854
>>714032496
fuller than your sister last night
Anonymous No.714032876
pls not team green pls not team green pls not team green
Anonymous No.714032886 >>714033445
>1st
>blue shell
>crushed
>nearly knocked out in the first section
Fuck, knockout tour is intense
Anonymous No.714032974 >>714033460 >>714033804
>>714032154
this most recent batch of players bags

I found that if I myself bag, I can usually rank 8 to 15, whereas if I frontrun, I always end up 16+. Feels bad, man.
Anonymous No.714032997 >>714033153
>>713990614 (OP)
What is this (+) for 3 lap,courses only? Can’t find any info on it
Anonymous No.714033131 >>714033535
I'm on your team, Ren!
Anonymous No.714033153
>>714032997
Press + when the vote comes up
Pick a course
Anonymous No.714033296 >>714034410
I want to cake cake's cake...
Anonymous No.714033445
>>714032886
>make the cut by the skin of my teeth 3 times
>somehow end up 1st and winning
It's crazy

>kamek spell
>again not a new character
FUCK
Anonymous No.714033460
>>714032974
No offense, but I doubt you're good enough to frontrun. Also it depends on the track
Anonymous No.714033535
>>714033131
Sorry, that was me forgetting about teams like an idiot
Anonymous No.714033546
Id like to apologize to my teammates

I was at the beach all day and drinking and im racing like shit
Anonymous No.714033569 >>714033853
>comm error
Sorry red team. We lost all our points
Anonymous No.714033804
>>714032974
>accusing players of bagging
I think you vastly overestimate our skill
Anonymous No.714033827
>getting three red shells on cheep cheep falls
Anonymous No.714033853
>>714033569
Thank you for carrying those first two rounds dawg
Anonymous No.714033870
>2nd place 2 corners left
>Fucking Kamek turns me into that fat fuck and I can't use heavies
End up 14th
FUCK
Anonymous No.714034045 >>714034158
Koopa beach is such a clusterfuck with 24 players
Anonymous No.714034065 >>714034160
NAUTICAL YOU RETARD I HAD A RED AND YOU HORN ME I'M ON YOUR TEAM
Anonymous No.714034102 >>714034357
Bottom of the pack again. Starting to hate this game
Anonymous No.714034137 >>714035019
Question: If Boo steals your three red shells after you've used one, does the stealer get 2 or 3 red shells?
Anonymous No.714034158
>>714034045
>Koopa beach is such a good time with 24 players
fify
Anonymous No.714034160 >>714034416
>>714034065
FUCK YOU, STAY OUT MY WAY IF YOU DON’T WANNA GET HORN’D DIPSHIT
Anonymous No.714034163
You can't even focus on bullying because the hit registry is so shit
Anonymous No.714034172
>Communication error
>Lobby full
My punishment for bagging
Anonymous No.714034357
>>714034102
Get fucked Ren
Anonymous No.714034383
damn that was really close
Anonymous No.714034410
>>714033296
omo
Anonymous No.714034416
>>714034160
DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU BABY DAISY USING PEDOPHILE
Anonymous No.714034417 >>714034573
>accidentally hit my teammate at the end of the race and send them down to like 20th
YELLOWBROS FORGIVE ME
Anonymous No.714034423 >>714034490
Who won? I was DC'd right before the last race
Anonymous No.714034435 >>714034534
>lost by 1
IMAGINE BEING GREEN
Anonymous No.714034438
2 min break
KO up next
Anonymous No.714034490 >>714034534
>>714034423
Blue won
Anonymous No.714034526
The fuck is this music? Never heard this remix
Anonymous No.714034534
>>714034435
>>714034490
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Anonymous No.714034573
>>714034417
>yellow lost by 2 points
we lost because of you, i just want you to know that
Anonymous No.714034942 >>714035063
>get a star
>”oh ni-β€œ
>lightning
>drop to 22nd
>eliminated at the first checkpoint
Anonymous No.714035019 >>714035364
>>714034137
3
Anonymous No.714035021
Aight that's enough for me, good shit. Waluigi out
Anonymous No.714035063
>>714034942
Just hold your items br-ACK!
Anonymous No.714035076
Anonymous No.714035089 >>714035182 >>714035250
Anyone who plays this character is guaranteed to be a massive faggot.
Anonymous No.714035112 >>714035262
Post swimsuit daisy
Anonymous No.714035182
>>714035089
he's mid tho
Anonymous No.714035250
>>714035089
Somebody got quacked
Anonymous No.714035251
1 min break
Regular races up next, another host will have to take over afterwards. Good races, lads
Anonymous No.714035262 >>714035317
>>714035112
state reasons
Anonymous No.714035317
>>714035262
I like how daisy looks in it, especially her booty
Anonymous No.714035343
Please one more knockout tour!? PUHLEAZE
Anonymous No.714035364
>>714035019
That's what I thought. I've never gotten 2 shrooms or shells after a Boo steal
Anonymous No.714035370
Wow for once I didn't suck in KO, I'll happily take the 2nd slot. Chers for the fun races, anons.
Anonymous No.714035870
Caption this
Anonymous No.714035871
Remember anons that the brake button exists. Learn it before 200cc comes out
Anonymous No.714035874
>that fycking bomb at the end
FUCK YOU
Anonymous No.714035928
Peach Beach until I get cataquack
Anonymous No.714035964 >>714036228
Someone take my spot it's 1:30 and I got work in 5 hours

GG fellas
Anonymous No.714036171
>bottom-scoring in every game
I think it’s personal
Anonymous No.714036208 >>714036795
>>713990614 (OP)
>Press PLUS (+) on the course select screen to pick normal 3-lap courses
For now
Anonymous No.714036228
>>714035964
Thanks for hosting, anon!
Have a good day tomorrow
Anonymous No.714036462 >>714036512
I got 3rd while on the toilet. Feels good man
Anonymous No.714036465 >>714036696
Hey I was first for exactly one second before the shock!
Anonymous No.714036512
>>714036462
based hemorrhoid haver
Anonymous No.714036696
>>714036465
I held it for an entire lap, just for when you get in first
Anonymous No.714036704 >>714036727 >>714036742 >>714036795 >>714036796 >>714036827 >>714037350
Yeah, i think im just done with this game. It isn't fun. What a waste of $500
Anonymous No.714036714
2 min break
1 last KO tour for one last chance to make up for my crap performance in the last few (don't count on it)
Anonymous No.714036727
>>714036704
see you tomorrow!
Anonymous No.714036742
>>714036704
Get fucked nigger
Anonymous No.714036776
I got a headache so I think I’m done for now. Might be back later but if not I’ll be back next /v/eekend. GGs
Anonymous No.714036795
>>714036208
>>714036704
Can you go away and get a life?
Anonymous No.714036796
>>714036704
get fucked toad
Anonymous No.714036804 >>714036840
gonna break for the meantime, keep my seat warm
Anonymous No.714036825
GGs for this week end, cool races.
See you next week mofos.
Anonymous No.714036827 >>714036863
>>714036704
aaaaaaahahahahaha bitch ass what did you expect from mario kart
Anonymous No.714036840
>>714036804
>tfw no daisy butt to warm your seats
Anonymous No.714036863 >>714036902 >>714037350
>>714036827
Mk8d was playable. This is just ass with 24 players.
Anonymous No.714036902
>>714036863
You're shit at a kids game lmao
Anonymous No.714037350 >>714037562 >>714037563 >>714038929
>>714036863
>>714036704
Protip as a former /v/eekender. Unless you're better than /v/, don't play with /v/. They're ass at most games and will take a luck based victory and turn it into a reason to shit on you and ignore anything you say.

t.took multiple 5-6 on 1 situations during Mario kart 7 /v/eekends, beat everyone and took 1st, until the irc fag redditards chased me out for avoiding their trolling.
Anonymous No.714037386 >>714037446
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SQUISH ME RIGHT BEFORE THE CHECKPOINT
Anonymous No.714037446
>>714037386
i couldn't resist lmao
Anonymous No.714037562
>>714037350
it's all skill baby. get shat on dweeb
Anonymous No.714037563 >>714037746
>>714037350
>filter all namedrops
>just fucking play the game
this is only more complicated for parasocial sex pests
Anonymous No.714037746 >>714037884
>>714037563
Was easier (and funnier) to take my wins and leave. The only game I'll play with /v/ now is terraria and thats only if people use tshockserver.
Anonymous No.714037884
>>714037746
Anonymous No.714038052
Gotta walk my dog bbl
Anonymous No.714038120 >>714038152 >>714038348
I LOVE BOWSER'S CASTLE
I LOVE BOWSER'S CASTLE
I LOVE BOWSER'S CASTLE
Anonymous No.714038152 >>714038582
>>714038120
This but unironically
Anonymous No.714038348
>>714038120
dude same ha ha
Anonymous No.714038349 >>714038417
I have a higher MMR than Cloudy, just sad really
Anonymous No.714038417 >>714038695
>>714038349
Cloudy doesn't play WW's lol.
Anonymous No.714038582
>>714038152
it was unironic
Anonymous No.714038687
I've pretty much missed the whole /v/eekend.
Anonymous No.714038695
>>714038417
I would if nintendo didn't make that retarded change
Anonymous No.714038801
>someone gets a bullet while lightning is going on all the way to first
Epic
Anonymous No.714038929
>>714037350
>he wasn't in the secret Skype MK group
lol skill issue
Anonymous No.714039063
>1st while half asleep
ok
Anonymous No.714039069
>nothing but coin items in the last lap
Anonymous No.714039103
>passed someone who got cucked by a gold shell
Anonymous No.714039126 >>714039219 >>714039263 >>714039310 >>714039356 >>714039478 >>714039575 >>714040981
Can, we make an invite only discord and start sharing the lobby that way? Need to remove the faggot players. You know who.
Anonymous No.714039127
cloudy gets his ass raped by nolan
Anonymous No.714039193 >>714039787
>mirror mode
Anonymous No.714039206
god i wish cloudy would peg me
Anonymous No.714039219 >>714039751
>>714039126
Of course anon just post your discord and a picture of your wrists
Anonymous No.714039263 >>714039751
>>714039126
Remove yourself
Anonymous No.714039310 >>714039751
>>714039126
Faggot.
Anonymous No.714039356 >>714039751
>>714039126
>grown man gatekeeping Mario Kart
lmao
Anonymous No.714039478 >>714039751
>>714039126
Bait or retardation. Call it.
Anonymous No.714039575 >>714039751
>>714039126
kill yourself
Anonymous No.714039751 >>714039842 >>714039989
>>714039219
>>714039263
>>714039310
>>714039356
>>714039478
>>714039575
Samefag
Anonymous No.714039783 >>714039824
I hope you like reds
Anonymous No.714039787
>>714039193
mirror mode only sucks when it's on all day like with that one host before
Anonymous No.714039824
>>714039783
Anonymous No.714039842
>>714039751
Only twice.
Anonymous No.714039989
>>714039751
Meds
Anonymous No.714040002 >>714040369
i really like how you don't get a warning for things that are right behind you sometimes
Anonymous No.714040032 >>714040412
So is there some place I can go for lobbies during the week that also isn’t full of bullies
Anonymous No.714040167 >>714040553
So how do I practice courses
Anonymous No.714040263
That Spiny Shell at the end was courtesy of Isle Delfino.
Anonymous No.714040369
>>714040002
if its too close, or they're already giving you a warning for one thing then you don't get the warning for another
it sucks
Anonymous No.714040412
>>714040032
Lounge
Anonymous No.714040531 >>714040615
>airship fortress
>AND mirror mode
Fuck yourselves with a rake
Anonymous No.714040553
>>714040167
time trials
Anonymous No.714040615
>>714040531
I mean if you insist!
Anonymous No.714040914
yeah get fucked wiggler
Anonymous No.714040981
>>714039126
Based
Anonymous No.714041014
Nice to see you fags still going strong. At bump limit, so move in when ready

>>714040947
>>714040947
Anonymous No.714041187
>PEEPA
holy shit thanks
Anonymous No.714041217
>boo steals a feather
>causes me to get 19th
fuck you