Peak American hours and no /v/eekend? Let's fix that!
CODE: Y01 6GS
RULES: Press PLUS (+) on the course select screen to pick normal 3-lap courses
>>713990614 (OP)2/24
Will start with CPUs at 4, without CPUs at 8
I'm going to violently wrangle Peach
random does intermissions now bwo...
Huh, DK Spaceport is the only worth doing an inter.ission for.
COME ON PEOPLE 1 MORE PERSON
>>713992773Shame about that blue shell right on the finish line
7/24
>>713994057come back no mirror
>clutching that first place with a bullet bill on my ass
>>713994558Starview is F tier, alongside warior shipyard and desert hills. Whistletop is kind of shit too.
well, someone had to get last
The racer gaps in Rainbow Road is cruel.
okay that was horseshit
t. Monty Mole
imagine if we got to play toad factory for more than 1 lap you ignoramus
That was a very late lightning bolt
hehe nigger lips little fella
>>713990614 (OP)good morning /v/rothers. I'll be hopping on shortly. Just got back from church, we had a good sermon today. God bless!
WHOEVER BOOMERANG'D ME ON THE GLIDER FUCK YOU
I kept falling off the track in Dandelion Heights.
"So, whether you eat or drink, or whatever you do, do all to the glory of God."
Thank you God for time I get to spend on the weekends having fun with these guys.
How many players atm? Coming in a bit late
I was doing pretty good that round until i wasn't haha. I'm getting better, slowly
12/24 players
Itโs fillan up baby
>>713999053Pride comes before the fall, 9 out of 10. oof. i was in 2nd for a good stretch there but one mess up and you're eating dust
Fucking INSANE bomb snipe
FUCK YOU FINISH LINE BOOMERANG
Wait do people not like wario shipyard
can we do teams with hard cpus
nooooooo i was in 4th noooooo lol WHY
>In bullet bill when lightning strikes on final lap.
>Get sniper by green shell and fall to 12th
That s enough Grand Prix for me.
i am indifferent on the matter of CPUS
Battlemode! This is getting boring.
Having a 2-3 minute break when it comes time to pick the rules would be nice for hydration/bathroom purposes OP
wow itโs true wearing the toadette nazi costume makes you win
>>714000284Wario Shipyard is the 2nd worst track in the game.
>>714001067prob getting off soon but will keep in mind
>>714001617I just like the courses with bright colors cause bright colors make me happy
>>714001154>fucking kino wario level with wario land music >bad No fuck off jet ski controls be dammed
Very good games, I suck dick at this game but I had fun. Thanks for playing!
t. Monty Mole
What did you anons have for lunch? I had a subpar pizza and a really good peach
>>714002454leftover bratwurst
>>714001858Water maps are an automatic F tier.
>>714002454Steak & green beans
I'm buddy buddy with a butcher so I got an unsold great steak for free
>>714002870they are great because they btfo blooperkeks like yourself
>>714003240Yes, 11/24 players atm
>>714003180Im not usong a blooper you faggot
What are some good A or S tier character/kart combos that aren't babies or women? I need any crutch i can get. i haven't unlocked blooper yet
Gonna hop out for now. Comfy low player races.
OP please, give us a bathroom break of 2 mins during rule picking. my bladder is going to explode AND i'm thristy
>>714003462thanks, will jump on after getting sufficiently stoned
>>714003532fat bastard Wario on like 3 karts I forgot
Mario fucks with the Mach bike this game
>>714003654I'm not host anymore take it up with whoever's doing it now
>>714003532hot rod/roadster royale/bumble v/b dasher on light to midweights (spike goomba nabbit mario rocky wrench etc)
>>714003654Just leave and do the stuff you need to do. It's just a game retard.
>>714003654Sorry m8, will do next rule select
>>714003532just use mach rocket. That thing works well with any character.
Sunday Streaming races here
Prob the last day I can do this lol
https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25
check for room availability when full
Is it me or do the intermission courses actually kinda rock and it's just people who are attached to a certain way of doing things who just don't liek the change? I hadn't really played Mario Kart since the DS and enjoy the intermission courses as much as the tracks, sometimes more so.
Also sorry to Starman, who lost to me at the last second even after witnessing me hit myself with my own bomb like a deranged moron
>>714004651No I think Iโll use the car that looks cool
>>714005008I thought you loved me man
>>714005036but mach rocket does look cool? Even without the stats i'd use it over anything else in the game.
>>714005036I would, but i'm coming in last or near last every game. I'm just not very good, at this stage i just need to be using carts that actually are good so that i'm not a mile behind everyone else every race
>that Mario wasnโt half a lap ahead but half a lap behind
I keep getting communication errors.
>>714005372you mean /vm/? anon are you okay?
I hope they come out with another Kirby Clash game this console gen. I'd love to start/take part in some co-op generals for a new game in that series.
there are too many red shells in this game
>>714006159weird, i find myself wishing for more shells and less mushrooms.
I'm here to take names and get last place.
3 minute break lads
Get your affairs in order
Thanks for the tips on karts and characters anons. Decided to go with mach bike luigi since luigi is one of my favorite characters. I've got a standee of him in my room i saved from being thrown out a while back.
I fucking hate this one pose. Why you gotta be so extra?
>>714006868Extremely fucking based
17/24 players
Also do I really have to use the switch app to get photos and videos quickly?
is it good?
>>714007279it's fine idk about good
>>714007293Teams are up next rule select
>>714002454I haven't eaten anything yet
I'm a bum
>tfw can't take photos since i'm using a GC controller
why dont they let you remap it
fucking nintendo i don't need a ZL button
>>714007279Could also hook your system up to your pc via usb
>>714005372/v/eekends have been a thing since at least 2011 anon.
>lightning that only fucks me
Suck my cock
decided to join again since i was tired of not playing
lot of tranny names showing up today
I hope you're playing on an HDR monitor/TV
Airship is hell if you get a bad start. You get assfucked by items for 2 minutes
>>714008194What the hell does HDR mean Iโm brainlet
>>714008194Yup. Got my face up. Worth the eye burn.
>>714008362it means good grafix
>>714008334>>714008362The game looks much more vibrant
>>714008638says my gaming monitor isn't hdr capable. oh well. it's 1ms latency and that's all i really care about
so how am I supposed to practice the courses when it keeps giving us intermission tracks?
>>714008194I got HDR, but itโs apparently shitty HDR
>>714005372Go back, newfag.
Guess I better start practicing that shortcut if I want to hold 1st.
>>713990614 (OP)Urumi here, all you faggots fucking suck.
>>714008194On my OLED monitor, yeah. The built in screen is so fucking shitty, worse than the launch Switch 1 screen.
Fuck you (well played) whoever threw that boomerang I went from 3rd to 12th
22/24
2 players needed letโs go go go
>conn error
Eh I was getting hungry anyway
thanks for the chargin chuck fine sir
2 minute break
Teams up next
>>714009481sorry anons life calls
GGs bros
gonna be half busy cooking so i'll spectate
Is anyone other that blue even trying?
Blue team are bullies. That was mean
>>714010209because we have enough people to not need them?
>blue is double the score of all the other teams
Sucks about that blue shell, Candy. We would've been 2nd overall without that shit
starman got fucking anal raped holy shit
Always good to see folks โround. Gonna be the biggest raceist here
why is blue so far ahead wtf
>get shocked in offroad
>cloudy immediately runs me over with megashroom
>im on his team
Please don't hit your teammate
>basically only play online in /v/ lobbies
>didnt understand why all the hate when the + choose track option was available
>join rando lobby
>its not even an option
jesus christ how horrifying
>>714012845Why donโt nintendo let you choose whichever course you want online anyway? DS, Wii, and 7 all let you do it
i'm eating save room for me bitches
My bad on that red shell, Nautical. The colors take forever to show up
>>714004740quoting to say check stream to see room status
currently 22/24
>>714013508Yeah 4 seems about right
>that guy who keeps bombing everyone
Whoever threw that boomerang last lap, in the air, I hope you die a horrible and painful death as a virgin.
>>714013665itโs maโam
>two blue shells in 20 seconds
Well fuck me I guess
teams suck ass when the lobby isnt full
>finally not eating shit
>blue shell at the final turn sends me from 1st to 18th
Does anyone have the pic of Rosalina reacting to Peach's oversized bosom in Boo Cinema?
can't catch a fucking break
Cโmon yellow, what are you fags doinโ? Canโt carry all of you
>triple shrooms in first on mario circuit hell yeah
>boo steal
>>714015173weโre trying to survive but the item luck is beyond saving
Am I allowed to join if I'm a shitter?
>not playing knockout tour
kek
>>714014910the lobby is fairly full
I WAS 2ND FOR LIKE 5 SECONDS AND I STILL GOT BLUE SHELL'D
>>714015173There are four of us dude
>get blue shell
>hold until i see person in first I don't like
>use it
Simple as.
2 min break
Regular races, teams or knockout?
>>714015682Anything but battle or mirror. If it's gonna be teams I think 4 teams is best
>easy coms
put them on HARD bruh
>easy
Hard CPUs pls
its funny when a CPU gets top 4
I fucking hate you all
t. Monty Mole
Lesson learned. Stay away from first
Knockout tour is so fun idk what the fuck people are on that this is horrid
>>714015864>>714015880My bad, one more knockout since I botched that one
1 min break
Knockout King, and DONโT FORGET IT
>>714016683I just wish it had more pathing options.
>>713990614 (OP)I wish instead of filling the roster with Mario enemies a lot of people don't care about they would've taken the chance to revive characters we haven't seen in years. Stanley the bugman would've been interesting. You can keep a few enemies like Goomba, Cheep cheep, and Swooper, but they didn't need to be added to the extent that World did.
>veer a little too much into the boarder
>oob
>knocked out
I love you all
t. Monty Mole
Fug, I'm out
1 min break after the race is over. Next up is a regular set of races
The map tricked me on the road to top 4. Thought there was more to go
>>714017245I would've killed for some more spinoff characters like E.gadd or G*no
>>714017245>Stanley the bugman would've been interestingno he wouldn't
>>714017245Literally who?
>6th
>person in front of me (5th) with triple reds
>hits george (4th) right on the finish line with his last shell
>blast past both of them with mushrooms and they get kocked out
You guys friendly to shitters?
Whoever threw that last blueshell.
>>714017831>Not wanting to play as a cute twinkMale villager in MK8 let me do this
anyone else noticed how you can drive really well and still get last?
>hold onto mushroom for a blue shell
>one finally comes
>get shocked as soon as it hits
FUCK
>>714018569Iโve been saying this since 1992
>>714018569Sounds like a skill issue to me!
>>714018639Having food, we were full earlier drama nigger
>>714018569Mario Kart is like 85% item strategizing 15% luck
>>714018569Define really well. I doubt you're driving as well as you think you are.
So any anons found a UFO yet?
>>714019193Found 3, but the second one spawned in an unreachable spot
>>714018793>Do I use this item now, when it won't help me much, or do I keep it until I get hit by lightning?
More KOT. Regular races suck.
>>714018639I op in periodically for a couple of games and then play something else. But it's pretty full from what I've seen.
>>714019307A neat little SML reference
2 min break
Next up is knockouts, alternating between those and regular races for a bit
Breaking for the meantime, you fags keep my seat warm
>>714019775Battlemode! Please.
>>714019542I've never won, usually a mid packer. Today Ive been last or next to last everytime. Didn't even get to finish a bunch of races. Not a fun day for me
George im tracing your minecraft ip. You're fucking done kiddo.
1 min break after race is over
One balloon battle up next for variety
PAULINE YOU FAGGOT YOU ATE ALL 3 OF MY RED SHELLS
>>714020735I regret nothing
>got KOed by stage hazard
Suffering.
you didn't hear it from me, but aim for the coin copper
>starman surviving 2 minutes with one balloon and coming out with the most pts
he may be a faggot but damn he can play
>coffer got raped by everyone
The poor bastard
Why does nobody ever play Coin Battle?
Did better then expect to be honest
Bring back the Shine Steal or whatever it was called from DD. Imagine the chaos with 24 players
>>714022097Who fucking played coin battle in Wii and ds
>>714020345I also tend to be in the middle of the pack. Sometimes I get lucky with items and use them at the right time to get a taste of the top dog but it's temporary. Still fun to play on /v/eekends.
>>714020345>>714022595I'm in the middle of the pack when half the racers are CPUs.
Whoever used that lightning bless you
Kampler here. Can we take a longer break next round? I need to goon to BBC.
I FUCKING HATE AIRSHIP FORTRESS
3 min break
Knockout up next
>>714023974I'm picking it every time, just for you
>>714024082I'm good at it in TT too, but for some reason I never even get top 5
Can hosts kick people? Can we have baby discrimination night?
>>714015681i would if dry bones' new voice didn't sound so fucking awful, i'll most likely go with fishbone whenever i get a switch 2
>lost in top 20 because of lightning
Okay, this is bullshit.
Going to hop on for a couple of races if the rooms still opened.
>>714024895It's still open, and it isn't full yet.
This is great. It's like having real friends, except less gay!
>rooms already don't fill on weekend for brand new game
extremely grim
>1st to 8th right at the check point
>>714025145Most are refusing to even boot up the game following the last update
>>714025145literally had a full room earlier if you bothered to read (you can't read cause you're brown)
>>714025325The random thing doesn't affect rooms, you can just select non-intermission courses directly.
I don't know who had Bullet Bill to first, but you're on my list.
>>714025613you on the right
>>714025820Please do not join in shitting up the thread.
Rainbow Road? More like Rainbow Bored.
There's always someone voting for RR
More of a Koopa Beach guy myself
Fuck whoever hit me with a boomerang just before the plane section
>>714026946Let's have passionate sex
Cam we ban everyone who uses koopa from playing? They're all trannies.
2 min break
Time for teams
>>714027276But I wanna fuck over anyone I see...
Thank you for that lightning
>>714027248;-)
We havenโt done dk pass in weeks
Can we do dk pass
BULLY ALL NIGGLER PLAYERS
IMAGINE LOOKING AT THIS AND SAYING
>โthatโs meโฆโ
>>714027248Koopas are friends, and so are koopa players
>>714027895I can admit that wasn't my finest race
The people sending me friend requests all seem to be people who play once and then never show up again.
>comm error right when the room is full
I'm on a goddamn wired connection too
>hit codename with a redshell at the top of the jump
>he then immediately gets hit with the blueshell after too in 2nd
CPUs are kinda needed to fill out team slots.
>>714028258I can't tell if this is real or not
Full house, let the insanity ensue!
>>714028337it was 100% real
>dog
fun's over, sweat lobby has arrived
Remove boomerang and buff everything else
Blue shell hit star and bro went from 2nd to 16th in a second
Remove mega mushroom and buff everything else
codename you horned your teammate you little bitch
Buff mushrooms or something, goodness
I love when my teammates attack me on the finish line!
blue team should uninstall
I think I'm gonna kill myself
Holy shit, got knocked into dk's robo dick
2 min break
Knockout up next
As a blueschmuck i would just like to say that our top scorer left on like race 4 lmao
LEAVE THE ROOM MOM SAID IT'S MY TURN TO PLAY
Finally got back in and ready for KO
>>714029412And got comm'd in 20 seconds. This is some EU discrimination
>front of pack whole leg
>get assraped 5 times in the plaza
>dead last
FUCK YOU MARIO KART
>crushed just before the checkpoint
FUCK
is it still up? I'm up for an hour or so
>>714029958i miss when he used the based dasher
FUCK I ALMOST HAD THE TRUCK
>>714029958>baby blooperchud
>>714030062he switched to it after playing lounge
Shouldn't have passed me Ren. I would've had first and ypu second. Instead you get 4th.
>>714029958total goomber death
i will not let my team down this time
>>714030284Make it 2-team, letโs not embarrass the yellowcucks anymore than they should
Me acting as Daisy's bike
Headed out for dinner and other matters, thank you for racism
>>714030376Hovering around 24/24 atm
>>714030391GGs and remember to grow up
My face acting as Paulines bike seat
If we keep playing chicken in last we're going to get dc'd again.
you didn't underestimate green, right?
It's amazing how the random algorithm sorted all the faggoted to one team.
>cut the gap with the feather
>first
And people say itโs uselessโฆ
Whistlestop is the most skillful map that's the most luck-based
>go grab drink
>retard left window open
>kitchen covered in fucking ants
>running back and forth poisoning them and playing
>>714030978This one simple fact makes yellowcels seethe.
>set for 2nd
>get HORNโD at the last second
>15th
Got passed every time a blue shell showed up, holy luck
>drive toward the shortcut and put everything on the last item box
>golden shell
i think i hate 24 player races
>get knocked into the crowd while on the rail
>can just drive back on track
Oh but when I barley hit a barrier then THATโS when I get lakituโd
>3rd place going over the final ramp
>run over with megashroom
>hit by green
>run over a second time with megashroom
>hit by fire flower just as crossing finish line
>last
I fucking hate this game so much.
>>714031605Too bad nintendo is too asian to admit a mistake, we're stuck with 24-man intermission races at least until they make an expansion
>>714031605Same. Wish there was a 12 player track only mode.
That's enough Mario Kart for me today.
>>714031605All they had to do was put in a MK8DX mode and leave it alone, yet they did the opposite lmao. I'm still mad, but these rooms are fun
>>714032061im not having fun getting blasted by items for the entire duration of the race, whether i frontrun or bag its just nonstop and i am simply not racing but item planning
I LIVE FOR /v/eekend
I LOVE MY /v/ NIGGAZ
>>714028146I get the exact same problem it's annoying. Can play worldwides just fine.
>>714032198I LOVE YOU TOO MAN
That was fun, good shit queers
>>714032496fuller than your sister last night
pls not team green pls not team green pls not team green
>1st
>blue shell
>crushed
>nearly knocked out in the first section
Fuck, knockout tour is intense
>>714032154this most recent batch of players bags
I found that if I myself bag, I can usually rank 8 to 15, whereas if I frontrun, I always end up 16+. Feels bad, man.
>>713990614 (OP)What is this (+) for 3 lap,courses only? Canโt find any info on it
>>714032997Press + when the vote comes up
Pick a course
I want to cake cake's cake...
>>714032886>make the cut by the skin of my teeth 3 times>somehow end up 1st and winningIt's crazy
>kamek spell>again not a new characterFUCK
>>714032974No offense, but I doubt you're good enough to frontrun. Also it depends on the track
>>714033131Sorry, that was me forgetting about teams like an idiot
Id like to apologize to my teammates
I was at the beach all day and drinking and im racing like shit
>comm error
Sorry red team. We lost all our points
>>714032974>accusing players of baggingI think you vastly overestimate our skill
>getting three red shells on cheep cheep falls
>>714033569Thank you for carrying those first two rounds dawg
>2nd place 2 corners left
>Fucking Kamek turns me into that fat fuck and I can't use heavies
End up 14th
FUCK
Koopa beach is such a clusterfuck with 24 players
NAUTICAL YOU RETARD I HAD A RED AND YOU HORN ME I'M ON YOUR TEAM
Bottom of the pack again. Starting to hate this game
Question: If Boo steals your three red shells after you've used one, does the stealer get 2 or 3 red shells?
>>714034045>Koopa beach is such a good time with 24 playersfify
>>714034065FUCK YOU, STAY OUT MY WAY IF YOU DONโT WANNA GET HORNโD DIPSHIT
You can't even focus on bullying because the hit registry is so shit
>Communication error
>Lobby full
My punishment for bagging
>>714034102Get fucked Ren
damn that was really close
>>714034160DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT YOU BABY DAISY USING PEDOPHILE
>accidentally hit my teammate at the end of the race and send them down to like 20th
YELLOWBROS FORGIVE ME
Who won? I was DC'd right before the last race
>lost by 1
IMAGINE BEING GREEN
The fuck is this music? Never heard this remix
>>714034417>yellow lost by 2 pointswe lost because of you, i just want you to know that
>get a star
>โoh ni-โ
>lightning
>drop to 22nd
>eliminated at the first checkpoint
Aight that's enough for me, good shit. Waluigi out
>>714034942Just hold your items br-ACK!
Anyone who plays this character is guaranteed to be a massive faggot.
>>714035089Somebody got quacked
1 min break
Regular races up next, another host will have to take over afterwards. Good races, lads
>>714035262I like how daisy looks in it, especially her booty
Please one more knockout tour!? PUHLEAZE
>>714035019That's what I thought. I've never gotten 2 shrooms or shells after a Boo steal
Wow for once I didn't suck in KO, I'll happily take the 2nd slot. Chers for the fun races, anons.
Remember anons that the brake button exists. Learn it before 200cc comes out
>that fycking bomb at the end
FUCK YOU
Peach Beach until I get cataquack
Someone take my spot it's 1:30 and I got work in 5 hours
GG fellas
>bottom-scoring in every game
I think itโs personal
pepe1
md5: 28364c195020412f3872caa8ebec2382
๐
>>713990614 (OP)>Press PLUS (+) on the course select screen to pick normal 3-lap coursesFor now
>>714035964Thanks for hosting, anon!
Have a good day tomorrow
I got 3rd while on the toilet. Feels good man
Hey I was first for exactly one second before the shock!
>>714036462based hemorrhoid haver
>>714036465I held it for an entire lap, just for when you get in first
Yeah, i think im just done with this game. It isn't fun. What a waste of $500
2 min break
1 last KO tour for one last chance to make up for my crap performance in the last few (don't count on it)
>>714036704see you tomorrow!
>>714036704Get fucked nigger
I got a headache so I think Iโm done for now. Might be back later but if not Iโll be back next /v/eekend. GGs
>>714036208>>714036704Can you go away and get a life?
>>714036704get fucked toad
gonna break for the meantime, keep my seat warm
GGs for this week end, cool races.
See you next week mofos.
>>714036704aaaaaaahahahahaha bitch ass what did you expect from mario kart
>>714036804>tfw no daisy butt to warm your seats
>>714036827Mk8d was playable. This is just ass with 24 players.
>>714036863You're shit at a kids game lmao
>>714036863>>714036704Protip as a former /v/eekender. Unless you're better than /v/, don't play with /v/. They're ass at most games and will take a luck based victory and turn it into a reason to shit on you and ignore anything you say.
t.took multiple 5-6 on 1 situations during Mario kart 7 /v/eekends, beat everyone and took 1st, until the irc fag redditards chased me out for avoiding their trolling.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SQUISH ME RIGHT BEFORE THE CHECKPOINT
>>714037386i couldn't resist lmao
>>714037350it's all skill baby. get shat on dweeb
>>714037350>filter all namedrops>just fucking play the gamethis is only more complicated for parasocial sex pests
>>714037563Was easier (and funnier) to take my wins and leave. The only game I'll play with /v/ now is terraria and thats only if people use tshockserver.
I LOVE BOWSER'S CASTLE
I LOVE BOWSER'S CASTLE
I LOVE BOWSER'S CASTLE
>>714038120This but unironically
>>714038120dude same ha ha
I have a higher MMR than Cloudy, just sad really
>>714038349Cloudy doesn't play WW's lol.
>>714038152it was unironic
I've pretty much missed the whole /v/eekend.
>>714038417I would if nintendo didn't make that retarded change
>someone gets a bullet while lightning is going on all the way to first
Epic
>>714037350>he wasn't in the secret Skype MK grouplol skill issue
>nothing but coin items in the last lap
>passed someone who got cucked by a gold shell
Can, we make an invite only discord and start sharing the lobby that way? Need to remove the faggot players. You know who.
cloudy gets his ass raped by nolan
god i wish cloudy would peg me
>>714039126Of course anon just post your discord and a picture of your wrists
>>714039126Remove yourself
>>714039126>grown man gatekeeping Mario Kartlmao
>>714039126Bait or retardation. Call it.
>>714039193mirror mode only sucks when it's on all day like with that one host before
i really like how you don't get a warning for things that are right behind you sometimes
So is there some place I can go for lobbies during the week that also isnโt full of bullies
So how do I practice courses
That Spiny Shell at the end was courtesy of Isle Delfino.
>>714040002if its too close, or they're already giving you a warning for one thing then you don't get the warning for another
it sucks
>airship fortress
>AND mirror mode
Fuck yourselves with a rake
>>714040531I mean if you insist!
Nice to see you fags still going strong. At bump limit, so move in when ready
>>714040947>>714040947
>boo steals a feather
>causes me to get 19th
fuck you