Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:13:01 PM No.713998795
Super Creek is incredibly talented
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Uma Musume - /v/ (#713998795) [Archived: 646 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:17:11 PM No.713999161
None of the Umas could win against Secretariat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNiMDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCMtaNiMDM
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:19:48 PM No.713999387
Is horse milk good for you?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:25 PM No.713999721
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:23:26 PM No.713999724
>>713998795 (OP)
Cheating bitch
Cheating bitch
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:26:56 PM No.714000053
>>713999721
Why would you want to have sex with a tranny, anon?
Why would you want to have sex with a tranny, anon?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:29:10 PM No.714000285
>>714000135
All the horses are stallions in real life. Ergo, they are all trannies.
All the horses are stallions in real life. Ergo, they are all trannies.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:35 PM No.714000426
>>714000285
Does OP's picture look like real life to you?
Does OP's picture look like real life to you?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:30:38 PM No.714000430
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:33:55 PM No.714000760
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:34:25 PM No.714000806
peak dork levels
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:36:55 PM No.714001062![[DKB] Uma Musume - Cinderella Gray - S01E07 [1080p][HEVC x265 10bit][Multi-Subs].mkv_20250629_143544.601](/images/v/1751218615973380.jpg)
>>713998795 (OP)
Isn't mom too old to be going to school?
Isn't mom too old to be going to school?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:39:01 PM No.714001249
Don't fall for the reroll trap
I did it so long and was swarmed with so many fucking dogshit rolls not only will I never play this game I don't even want to fucking look at a horse ever again.
I did it so long and was swarmed with so many fucking dogshit rolls not only will I never play this game I don't even want to fucking look at a horse ever again.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:39:05 PM No.714001253
How the FUCK do I actually properly train my horse? I still haven't managed to even get half way through a single career.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:40:27 PM No.714001379
>>713999721
It would be so much better without all the /u/tranny shit desu
It would be so much better without all the /u/tranny shit desu
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:43:42 PM No.714001686
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:43:58 PM No.714001707
I think I like the game
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:18 PM No.714001828
Mama why are you so mad
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:45:44 PM No.714001879
>>714001249
Just put on a podcast/video on the side and mute the game, I got something decent enough in 2-3 hours.
If you're aiming for perfection like the perfect combo of SSRs... Yeah it's too much, you can use 1 free card from your friend list, so it isn't the end of the world.
Just put on a podcast/video on the side and mute the game, I got something decent enough in 2-3 hours.
If you're aiming for perfection like the perfect combo of SSRs... Yeah it's too much, you can use 1 free card from your friend list, so it isn't the end of the world.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:01 PM No.714001903
forced thread no one likes this game
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:46:41 PM No.714001964
>>713998795 (OP)
Made for Basashi
Made for Basashi
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:48:39 PM No.714002154
>>713998795 (OP)
supermommy
supermommy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:55:08 PM No.714002712
>>714001879
The thing that really fucking sucked is I got a pretty good account early but didn't want to settle and never got another account that good since
The thing that really fucking sucked is I got a pretty good account early but didn't want to settle and never got another account that good since
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:55:13 PM No.714002717
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:58:16 PM No.714002953
>>714000285
>All the horses are stallions in real life. Ergo, they are all trannies.
ikuno dictus based on a female horse, check mate.
>All the horses are stallions in real life. Ergo, they are all trannies.
ikuno dictus based on a female horse, check mate.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:58:59 PM No.714003002
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 7:59:48 PM No.714003074
>>714000806
Man, human females are so good. I wish they were real.
Man, human females are so good. I wish they were real.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:00:40 PM No.714003156
>>714000285
Umas operate on the same logic as Friends. They have memories of their past lives as race horses, but they're 100% female as they currently are.
Umas operate on the same logic as Friends. They have memories of their past lives as race horses, but they're 100% female as they currently are.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:01:37 PM No.714003242
goo goo ga ga
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:02:36 PM No.714003336
Bakushin please stop drinking coffee and staying up all night a few days before your race...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:02:58 PM No.714003374
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:03:46 PM No.714003434
I love McQueen!!!
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:03:51 PM No.714003441
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:03:58 PM No.714003457
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:04:43 PM No.714003542
Why is this suddenly being shilled so hard when its been around for years?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:06:34 PM No.714003708
>>714003542
It wasn't in English until this week.
It wasn't in English until this week.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:07:26 PM No.714003792
>>714003156
Trannies are trannies, however magical their transition may be.
Trannies are trannies, however magical their transition may be.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:08:53 PM No.714003941
>>714003792
Being the opposite gender in your previous life doesn't make you a tranny, retard.
Being the opposite gender in your previous life doesn't make you a tranny, retard.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:09:01 PM No.714003952
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:09:19 PM No.714003984
Does the story mode spoil the anime?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:12:43 PM No.714004279
>>714003457
The Yakuza are powerless in a global scale.
The Yakuza are powerless in a global scale.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:16:47 PM No.714004610
Genus Horthe howeverbeit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6du_i0Pjgcs
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6du_i0Pjgcs
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:26:30 PM No.714005480
>>714001253
One tip on your first day of Career is choose mood or friendships. If you see like 3 girls in one training section pick that or mood if you see none. Try to prioritize friendships first then your stats into what your horse girl excels at. Once you start getting rainbows is when you know you're in the right
One tip on your first day of Career is choose mood or friendships. If you see like 3 girls in one training section pick that or mood if you see none. Try to prioritize friendships first then your stats into what your horse girl excels at. Once you start getting rainbows is when you know you're in the right
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:28:45 PM No.714005674
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:30:15 PM No.714005808
slapping your uma for losing
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:37:58 PM No.714006526
Snuggling your uma and keeping her warm and safe
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:40:07 PM No.714006758
shoveling your uma's manure into a bucket
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:42:14 PM No.714006935
One of these threads encouraged me to try this game a couple days ago; I can confidently say I'm enjoying it so far. Besides being a decent raising sim, it's genuinely impressive how good the game is at getting me emotionally invested in my horse
Haven't won a career run yet, but I got really damn close last time with Haru Urara. Think I might even be starting to get the hang of this
Haven't won a career run yet, but I got really damn close last time with Haru Urara. Think I might even be starting to get the hang of this
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:43:11 PM No.714007013
In this world, do the umamusume get bred by horse studs or human men?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:44:50 PM No.714007168
>>714006935
Haru Urara is a cutie and everyone should raise her to get her a win.
Haru Urara is a cutie and everyone should raise her to get her a win.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:46:02 PM No.714007267![[Ioroid] Uma Musume Pretty Derby - Road to the Top - 01 [AMZN WEB-DL 1080p AVC E-AC3].mkv_20250629_154534.596](/images/v/1751222762705913.jpg)
>>714007013
Actual horses don't exist. "Male" Uma Musumes don't exist either.
Human females can birth human males and human females. Uma Musumes can birth more Uma Musumes or human males.
Uma Musume reproduce with human males.
Actual horses don't exist. "Male" Uma Musumes don't exist either.
Human females can birth human males and human females. Uma Musumes can birth more Uma Musumes or human males.
Uma Musume reproduce with human males.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:47:59 PM No.714007439
>>714003941
Tanya is a bad example since he explicitly separates himself from her. He is merely being forced against his will to control her and even makes choices that will leave her better off once he figures out how to fuck off.
Tanya is a bad example since he explicitly separates himself from her. He is merely being forced against his will to control her and even makes choices that will leave her better off once he figures out how to fuck off.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:48:19 PM No.714007468
>>714007267
Thanks for the lore. But damn imagine trying to breed the next umamusume champion and all you get are regular human boys
Thanks for the lore. But damn imagine trying to breed the next umamusume champion and all you get are regular human boys
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:49:36 PM No.714007590
>>714007468
Grim, considering that all in lore, all aspects of culture in this world revolve around the umas.
Grim, considering that all in lore, all aspects of culture in this world revolve around the umas.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:51:04 PM No.714007731
>>713998795 (OP)
Is she fucking her female trainer in the cingray manga?
Is she fucking her female trainer in the cingray manga?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:51:17 PM No.714007749
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:51:30 PM No.714007771
You don't breed your uma
She decides she wants babies
You have no choice
She decides she wants babies
You have no choice
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:52:31 PM No.714007867
Is there a tier list for support cards?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:53:27 PM No.714007949
>>714007590
Imagine the Uma riots in Uma-setting Constantinople.
Imagine the Uma riots in Uma-setting Constantinople.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:53:53 PM No.714007993
>>713998795 (OP)
the amount of times i've hit sub 5% failures here is making me lose hair
the amount of times i've hit sub 5% failures here is making me lose hair
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:54:36 PM No.714008057
>>714007867
Should be this one, you can also check the /vg/ thread they should have a better and full detail guide in the OP.
Should be this one, you can also check the /vg/ thread they should have a better and full detail guide in the OP.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:57:46 PM No.714008363
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 8:59:25 PM No.714008494
I don't want to make assumptions, but my Goldship really might go the distance this time. This has got to be the run.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:01:45 PM No.714008712
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:05:10 PM No.714009025
>>714008494
I hope she drop kicks (you)
I hope she drop kicks (you)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:06:11 PM No.714009121
>>714008712
You should be watching the anime, reading Oguri’s manga and playing the gacha all at the same time. You’ll never be a trainah at this rate…
You should be watching the anime, reading Oguri’s manga and playing the gacha all at the same time. You’ll never be a trainah at this rate…
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:11:39 PM No.714009591
mods when
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:13:23 PM No.714009749
>>714008712
The event story is fairly close but a bit different to the show, but that's kinda about it far as I know. However, that's saying that when I watched the show when it came out, but never heard of the other parts being out till someone mentioned the New Era movie and I found out I've missed out on a ton, so now I need to go through everything
The event story is fairly close but a bit different to the show, but that's kinda about it far as I know. However, that's saying that when I watched the show when it came out, but never heard of the other parts being out till someone mentioned the New Era movie and I found out I've missed out on a ton, so now I need to go through everything
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:15:07 PM No.714009894
60fps when
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:20:10 PM No.714010338
Creek Mama please stop feeding me with the baby bottle.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:14 PM No.714010454
forcing gold ship to learn wit to fix her retardness
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:40 PM No.714010494
>>713998795 (OP)
i really like the career mode thingy in this game, doesn't even feel like a gacha
i really like the career mode thingy in this game, doesn't even feel like a gacha
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:21:57 PM No.714010516
>>714010454
You can't fix her autism, Trainer-san
You can't fix her autism, Trainer-san
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:26:54 PM No.714010934
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:34:59 PM No.714011598
Top Road literally owes me sex
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:36:54 PM No.714011759
Boys I did it finally beat my first career with Vodka. Her drunk ass had S tier speed by the end of her career
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:38:24 PM No.714011881
>>714003156
This isn't actually the case. They don't 'remember' their past life, they just are fated to relive it and lean toward the same characteristics as their prior self. Only one or two seem suspiciously close to being aware of their real circumstances.
This isn't actually the case. They don't 'remember' their past life, they just are fated to relive it and lean toward the same characteristics as their prior self. Only one or two seem suspiciously close to being aware of their real circumstances.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:41:25 PM No.714012145
>>714007468
To be fair, gambling on Uma Races is banned in the world of Uma Musume (hilarious since it's a gacha game). So the incredibly corporate and brutal side of horse racing probably doesn't exist. It's basically just a sport for young women that's very popular because it's about a rare species of superhumans.
To be fair, gambling on Uma Races is banned in the world of Uma Musume (hilarious since it's a gacha game). So the incredibly corporate and brutal side of horse racing probably doesn't exist. It's basically just a sport for young women that's very popular because it's about a rare species of superhumans.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:42:16 PM No.714012221
hors are not for sex
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:42:28 PM No.714012247
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:43:51 PM No.714012361
>>714012221
That is not for you to decide, boy
That is not for you to decide, boy
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:43:55 PM No.714012370
>>714012221
maybe not for you, small wiener
maybe not for you, small wiener
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:47:27 PM No.714012673
>>714009749
Ch 2 about Rice Shower is LITERALLY season 2
Ch 2 about Rice Shower is LITERALLY season 2
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:49:00 PM No.714012801
don't the yakuza break your legs if you draw smut of the horse girls or some shit
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:51:07 PM No.714012986
>>714012801
you see in this world there are cowards...and heroes
you see in this world there are cowards...and heroes
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:51:46 PM No.714013053
>>714012673
Well damn, didn't think they'd get Rice Shower so quick like that. Something that impactful to one of em feels like it would be left off for later
Well damn, didn't think they'd get Rice Shower so quick like that. Something that impactful to one of em feels like it would be left off for later
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:53:48 PM No.714013221
I did not expect a gacha with no gameplay to be so enjoyable
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:55:39 PM No.714013383
>>714013253
ryangosling.jpg
ryangosling.jpg
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:56:04 PM No.714013432
I had to use 3 alarm clocks but she pulled through
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:56:40 PM No.714013489
>>714011759
Bakushin got 2nd place in the last race. It's the farthest i've gotten but she's still going off to the glue factory.
Bakushin got 2nd place in the last race. It's the farthest i've gotten but she's still going off to the glue factory.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:57:58 PM No.714013614
Howdy Partner, rememba that Taiki Shuttle is da best, yeehaw!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 9:58:25 PM No.714013654
Is there a /v/ club?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:00:31 PM No.714013843
>>714013614
Based. I'm >>714013489 and actually kinda glad Bakushin lost since I want my first win to be with my cowgirl horse wife.
Based. I'm >>714013489 and actually kinda glad Bakushin lost since I want my first win to be with my cowgirl horse wife.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:00:35 PM No.714013850
>>714012801
lets find out
My name is John Smedley ex President and CEO of Daybreak Games and this is my Uma Musume porn of my favorite Uma ejaculating semen from her horse cock
remember that is John Smedley, most recently worked as a general manager at Amazon games
lets find out
My name is John Smedley ex President and CEO of Daybreak Games and this is my Uma Musume porn of my favorite Uma ejaculating semen from her horse cock
remember that is John Smedley, most recently worked as a general manager at Amazon games
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:01:50 PM No.714013964
was this game censored to shit as usual?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:02:02 PM No.714013976
Horse mama...
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:03:09 PM No.714014056
>>714013964
yeah, in the original they all have violent sex with each other in career mode
yeah, in the original they all have violent sex with each other in career mode
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:05:04 PM No.714014232
>>714013432
Retries can be crazy. Some get you through decently, others put your uma in a bad gate and you go from 3rd where you would've won if certain skills popped to getting a late start, stuck in the pack because even as a front runner everyone crowds around too hard and forces you into the inside only so even when skills activate there's no way to muscle through 6+ other racers all together. Happened to my Scarlet and I feel that was rigged.
Retries can be crazy. Some get you through decently, others put your uma in a bad gate and you go from 3rd where you would've won if certain skills popped to getting a late start, stuck in the pack because even as a front runner everyone crowds around too hard and forces you into the inside only so even when skills activate there's no way to muscle through 6+ other racers all together. Happened to my Scarlet and I feel that was rigged.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:05:42 PM No.714014289
>>714013964
what is there to censor, these horses needs to look chaste otherwise there would be no rights
what is there to censor, these horses needs to look chaste otherwise there would be no rights
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:06:35 PM No.714014369
How is the FOMO? Is it true that the dailies take like an hour to do?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:06:40 PM No.714014376
can someone explain why this is the most popular mobile game in japan, so popular that it broke out of vmg and entered v. It has a general thread on every single video game board. It even got an anime with more budget and better animation than all shonen and western cartoons. is it really that good?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:07:19 PM No.714014447
>>714013964
I'm assuming there's nothing to censor considering they don't lewd the horses to begin with since they want to keep their kneecaps. There is one horse whose name I forget that you do basically get upskirts though since she wears a leotard with a skirt.
>>714014232
>horse race was rigged
Oi, teme. You better stop noticing if you know what's good for you.
I'm assuming there's nothing to censor considering they don't lewd the horses to begin with since they want to keep their kneecaps. There is one horse whose name I forget that you do basically get upskirts though since she wears a leotard with a skirt.
>>714014232
>horse race was rigged
Oi, teme. You better stop noticing if you know what's good for you.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:07:36 PM No.714014469
>>714014369
Yes, welcome to gacha hell. Is like furgfag hell but with more sweating nerds rerolling
Yes, welcome to gacha hell. Is like furgfag hell but with more sweating nerds rerolling
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:07:56 PM No.714014498
>>714003952
>substandard art floods the market compared to their JP superiors
The ultimate monkey’s paw
>substandard art floods the market compared to their JP superiors
The ultimate monkey’s paw
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:14 PM No.714014528
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:33 PM No.714014553
>failed Silence Suzuka's campaign
>now i feel like shit
I am sorry, Suzuka...
How do I cope?
>now i feel like shit
I am sorry, Suzuka...
How do I cope?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:37 PM No.714014560
>>714014435
It will live forever in that image
It will live forever in that image
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:08:51 PM No.714014581
>>714013964
Yakuza took care of that from the inception
Yakuza took care of that from the inception
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:13 PM No.714014618
>>714014376
horse betting is massively popular in Japan now combine that with gacha and idols and there you have it, it also helps that the game is autistic min max simulator and not your average shitty png collector
horse betting is massively popular in Japan now combine that with gacha and idols and there you have it, it also helps that the game is autistic min max simulator and not your average shitty png collector
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:28 PM No.714014646
>>713998795 (OP)
Since when is that a new phrase?
Since when is that a new phrase?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:39 PM No.714014658
>>714014553
Buy more carats and reroll
Buy more carats and reroll
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:09:41 PM No.714014665
>>714014553
Send her to the glue factory so she can escape the shame of your training
Send her to the glue factory so she can escape the shame of your training
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:10:11 PM No.714014713
any tips for career?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:10:27 PM No.714014741
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:10:46 PM No.714014779
>>714014553
Continue to train others so you can then boost Suzuka in another run and properly train her to victory. Get Suzuka that win
Continue to train others so you can then boost Suzuka in another run and properly train her to victory. Get Suzuka that win
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:10:58 PM No.714014804
>>714013964
There's literally nothing to censor
There's literally nothing to censor
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:11:07 PM No.714014816
>>714014713
>reroll x5000 until you puke or get SSR shit tier cards
>then buy carats and clocks
>have fun with the RNG
>reroll x5000 until you puke or get SSR shit tier cards
>then buy carats and clocks
>have fun with the RNG
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:13:20 PM No.714015012
>>714014713
reroll your account for super creek and fine motion
reroll your account for super creek and fine motion
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:13:30 PM No.714015027
don't know what it is but something about the gameloop is fun and reminds me of tomodachi life or something
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:14:59 PM No.714015151
Someone post that one gif where Tokai Teio keeps looking at the camera.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:15:14 PM No.714015171
>>714015012
i rerolled until i got super creek, did i need both?
i rerolled until i got super creek, did i need both?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:17:10 PM No.714015343
>>713999161
I'm actually a bit surprised there isn't a Secretariat uma considering even people that don't care about horse racing know the name.
I'm actually a bit surprised there isn't a Secretariat uma considering even people that don't care about horse racing know the name.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:17:19 PM No.714015354
Should I be doing the side races along with my training?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:17:27 PM No.714015368
Uma musume and the P5 gacha are taking everyone by storm.
I thought you guys hated gacha?
I thought you guys hated gacha?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:17:36 PM No.714015382
>>714015171
Ideally, but not really. One or the other is fine since they're both the best cards
Ideally, but not really. One or the other is fine since they're both the best cards
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:18:08 PM No.714015432
Genki
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:18:14 PM No.714015446
>>714015368
just wait, Uma is fun until you have to do it every day and it gets insanely tedious to even do one run.
just wait, Uma is fun until you have to do it every day and it gets insanely tedious to even do one run.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:19:18 PM No.714015539
>>714015368
they both have fun gameplay outside of the gacha, that helps
they both have fun gameplay outside of the gacha, that helps
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:19:24 PM No.714015550
>>714015171
nah, you can borrow fine motion, just save for Kitasan Black
nah, you can borrow fine motion, just save for Kitasan Black
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:22:26 PM No.714015812
>>714008057
I don't have a SINGLE card in S and SS. I literally just stopped re-rolling after the cards I had were cute enough. Fuck my life.
Are top support cards wanted for the skills they provide, stat gains or the event effects? (Like energy restore and mood increase or whatever)
I don't have a SINGLE card in S and SS. I literally just stopped re-rolling after the cards I had were cute enough. Fuck my life.
Are top support cards wanted for the skills they provide, stat gains or the event effects? (Like energy restore and mood increase or whatever)
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:26:32 PM No.714016181
Asking again, does anyone have a friend trainer ID with a 4* Fine Motion support?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:33:48 PM No.714016791
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:34:49 PM No.714016896
>>714016791
EXPLODE
EXPLODE
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:36:24 PM No.714017040
>>714015368
only retards hate gacha
only retards hate gacha
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:37:49 PM No.714017172
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:38:32 PM No.714017247
>>714016791
No speed SRs but everything else is about as perfect as it gets. Lucky fuck
No speed SRs but everything else is about as perfect as it gets. Lucky fuck
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:38:46 PM No.714017263
>>714016791
go ask reddit if you're going to follow the reddit pull guide
go ask reddit if you're going to follow the reddit pull guide
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:01 PM No.714017285
>>714016791
Keep it.
Keep it.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:18 PM No.714017315
>>714016791
what the fuck
what the fuck
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:39:23 PM No.714017325
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:40:05 PM No.714017391
Why is the download so slow on PC?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:41:26 PM No.714017520
just want BIG horse girls is that too much to ask for
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:42:56 PM No.714017646
>>714017520
Imagine being carried off to the penis explosion chamber(her womb)
Imagine being carried off to the penis explosion chamber(her womb)
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:43:28 PM No.714017696
>>714006935
Urara has my second favorite career story so far.
Urara has my second favorite career story so far.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:46:11 PM No.714017928
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:49:32 PM No.714018223
Making Urara happy should be a mandatory progression requirement.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:50:31 PM No.714018291
Big lady?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:52:30 PM No.714018451
>>714015812
Skills help but it's mostly stats, but that's also tied to how the card in itself functions, so things like passive effects, training bonuses and whatnot are considered as well.
Kitasan is considered a top card because not only being a very general use card since her gold skill is universal, but she has 116 specialty rate so she'll be showing up for rainbow training way way more compared to the current speed cards in global.
Skills help but it's mostly stats, but that's also tied to how the card in itself functions, so things like passive effects, training bonuses and whatnot are considered as well.
Kitasan is considered a top card because not only being a very general use card since her gold skill is universal, but she has 116 specialty rate so she'll be showing up for rainbow training way way more compared to the current speed cards in global.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:52:41 PM No.714018471
>>713999721
No but that line of questioning will let you sleep with the fishes.
No but that line of questioning will let you sleep with the fishes.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:53:31 PM No.714018543
Why is there so little futa horsecock porn of them
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:54:19 PM No.714018632
>>714018291
No, not even by japanese standards besides a few girls I think. Taiki Shuttle seems taller than everyone which makes sense since she's an american horse.
No, not even by japanese standards besides a few girls I think. Taiki Shuttle seems taller than everyone which makes sense since she's an american horse.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:54:28 PM No.714018657
>>714003441
New snow white film looking good guys I don't know what you were all talking about.
New snow white film looking good guys I don't know what you were all talking about.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:55:06 PM No.714018719
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:55:14 PM No.714018729
>>714018471
Please refer to my cock and balls with how these horses make me feel
Please refer to my cock and balls with how these horses make me feel
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:55:22 PM No.714018745
>>714015812
Typically all of the above. For example Creek gives a strong generic stamina regen skill (no limit on who can use it), has good skill hints, and regens energy on her first event. Fine Motion can give a training passive on her first event that reduces failure rates that you can keep going the entire campaign if you know what you're doing. She also regens energy and gives a strong Pace skill
Typically all of the above. For example Creek gives a strong generic stamina regen skill (no limit on who can use it), has good skill hints, and regens energy on her first event. Fine Motion can give a training passive on her first event that reduces failure rates that you can keep going the entire campaign if you know what you're doing. She also regens energy and gives a strong Pace skill
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:55:48 PM No.714018787
Who is the Messi of Japanese horse racing? is it in the game?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:56:14 PM No.714018825
What exactly does doing a training with a ! do?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:56:33 PM No.714018853
>>714015812
Haru Urara and Special Week are free. Special is the actual event and Haru Urara you can get trading friendship points.
Haru Urara and Special Week are free. Special is the actual event and Haru Urara you can get trading friendship points.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:57:25 PM No.714018921
>>714018825
Either gives a skill hint or some extra stats.
Either gives a skill hint or some extra stats.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:58:25 PM No.714019010
>>714018729
That one right there diaper gentlemen, get him
That one right there diaper gentlemen, get him
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:59:09 PM No.714019058
>>714016791
I HATE YOU yes keep it
I HATE YOU yes keep it
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 10:59:41 PM No.714019098
Let's say I want a 10x Scout to unlock a bunch of Umas.
Is there any reason to not chose the Opera O banner? Checking the details seems like it's the same as the "regular" banner (with Special Week), but with no Opera O included?
Is there any reason to not chose the Opera O banner? Checking the details seems like it's the same as the "regular" banner (with Special Week), but with no Opera O included?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:01:01 PM No.714019205
>>714019098
since opera is in rate up you roll on her banner if you want to try for her, the other 9 has the exact same rate on the generic banner
since opera is in rate up you roll on her banner if you want to try for her, the other 9 has the exact same rate on the generic banner
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:04:55 PM No.714019539
>>714018787
Every era tends to have one but Symboli Rudolf is typically the considered the strongest. A horse so powerful and dominant in the standings that viewers of his time considered him boring for how safe of a bet it was he'd win.
She's in the launch roster but is getting overlooked on global due to not being featured in any widely spread guides.
Every era tends to have one but Symboli Rudolf is typically the considered the strongest. A horse so powerful and dominant in the standings that viewers of his time considered him boring for how safe of a bet it was he'd win.
She's in the launch roster but is getting overlooked on global due to not being featured in any widely spread guides.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:05:04 PM No.714019556
>>714019426
>want to do a bunch of careers to see my happy cute hors
>every guide tells me that it's stupid to roll on horse banner you should only roll on support cards
bros...
>want to do a bunch of careers to see my happy cute hors
>every guide tells me that it's stupid to roll on horse banner you should only roll on support cards
bros...
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:06:12 PM No.714019647
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:06:27 PM No.714019676
How long did it take until you rolled the account that (You) wanted anon?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:05 PM No.714019734
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:30 PM No.714019768
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:07:37 PM No.714019778
>>714019676
I think I wasted 6 hours between the first 2 days, in the end had to cope with one account with only of of the cards I wanted
I think I wasted 6 hours between the first 2 days, in the end had to cope with one account with only of of the cards I wanted
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:08:54 PM No.714019894
>>714019556
dude! same! at this point I will not even try meta, will hold 200 pulls to go back and forth between horse banner and card banner
dude! same! at this point I will not even try meta, will hold 200 pulls to go back and forth between horse banner and card banner
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:09:05 PM No.714019905
>>714012145
Come on man, people would obviously still gamble on some big races, though yeah it would probably cut back on some of the darker possibilities that that'd bring, or at least make them a lot less prevalent.
Come on man, people would obviously still gamble on some big races, though yeah it would probably cut back on some of the darker possibilities that that'd bring, or at least make them a lot less prevalent.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:09:32 PM No.714019938
>>714019676
around a day, got em' both on the first 10 pull so i can save the rest for a higher chance of kitasan black
around a day, got em' both on the first 10 pull so i can save the rest for a higher chance of kitasan black
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:18 PM No.714020176
>>714019539
She actually has one of the best Pace unique skills in the early game. Fantastic for inheritance.
Once global collectively gets through the launch week Bakushin phase they'll learn what's what
She actually has one of the best Pace unique skills in the early game. Fantastic for inheritance.
Once global collectively gets through the launch week Bakushin phase they'll learn what's what
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:12:39 PM No.714020217
>>714019905
>>714012145
If it was more widespread then Rice Shower would definitely be killed(or at least have her legs broken) after that one race
>>714012145
If it was more widespread then Rice Shower would definitely be killed(or at least have her legs broken) after that one race
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:13:18 PM No.714020286
>>714020198
just like top gun maverick too lol
just like top gun maverick too lol
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:21 PM No.714020372
Wait are the girls meant to be actual jap race horses and thats why there's no lewds?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:14:48 PM No.714020410
>>714019651
There's not a single SFW page in this goddamn thing, so https://exhentai.org/g/1223897/199c0a172c/
Wish she died at the end like in his Tsugu doujinshi.
There's not a single SFW page in this goddamn thing, so https://exhentai.org/g/1223897/199c0a172c/
Wish she died at the end like in his Tsugu doujinshi.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:15:31 PM No.714020485
>>714019556
I'll just ignore the guides and hoard carrots for Kitasan Black's card and Manhattan Cafe. I'm praying that I'll get Matikanefukikutaru from one of the daily pulls.
I'll just ignore the guides and hoard carrots for Kitasan Black's card and Manhattan Cafe. I'm praying that I'll get Matikanefukikutaru from one of the daily pulls.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:15:46 PM No.714020514
>>714020198
I'm pretty tired and can't tell what's the difference
I'm pretty tired and can't tell what's the difference
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:16:49 PM No.714020603
>>714020514
Changed all her patches, including the Taiwan flag on the back.
Changed all her patches, including the Taiwan flag on the back.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:23 PM No.714020641
If you play on mobile and unlock the requirements for a Steam achievement, does it automatically unlock when you switch back to Steam?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:28 PM No.714020645
>>714020372
exactly, all of them are based on real life horses and the japanese see them almost to a sacred levels
exactly, all of them are based on real life horses and the japanese see them almost to a sacred levels
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:50 PM No.714020676
>>714020603
Oh, I thought it was supposed to be t&a changes.
Shame because I like those jackets with the international shit on the back.
Oh, I thought it was supposed to be t&a changes.
Shame because I like those jackets with the international shit on the back.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:17:58 PM No.714020692
>>714019098
Opera a s hit
Opera a s hit
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:18:04 PM No.714020695
>>714020372
I think they're from all over but most are Japanese. Taiki Shuttle for example is American.
I think they're from all over but most are Japanese. Taiki Shuttle for example is American.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:18:17 PM No.714020724
>>714020372
Yes. The Yakuza connections aren't a joke. The Umas are explicitly based on real race horses to the point they collaborate with their real owners on how they want their horse's Uma to be depicted.
Yes. The Yakuza connections aren't a joke. The Umas are explicitly based on real race horses to the point they collaborate with their real owners on how they want their horse's Uma to be depicted.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:19:14 PM No.714020815
>>714020641
The steam achievements are bugged as fuck right now. I was on my second run ever and randomly part what through the "get ten good endings" achievement popped
The steam achievements are bugged as fuck right now. I was on my second run ever and randomly part what through the "get ten good endings" achievement popped
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:19:26 PM No.714020829
>>714020645
>>714020695
>>714020724
Wow thats fucking hilarious, though honestly I think making original horses would've been worth the creative liberty.
>>714020695
>>714020724
Wow thats fucking hilarious, though honestly I think making original horses would've been worth the creative liberty.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:36 PM No.714020916
>>713999161
silence suzuka could..
silence suzuka could..
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:47 PM No.714020935
>>714020372
OI TEME!!! You wouldn’t fuck a 3D horse
OI TEME!!! You wouldn’t fuck a 3D horse
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:20:49 PM No.714020938
I rolled an account with Super Creek, should I keep going or stick with it?
Alternatively, is there a way to continue rolling while saving the account somewhere else?
Alternatively, is there a way to continue rolling while saving the account somewhere else?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:21:41 PM No.714021009
>>714020372
>>714020724
It's less "Yakuza" and more about those horses being actual brands in Japan.
They have fanclubs.
They have merchandise.
They have big sponsors and are tied to their regions/local economy.
Those horses are part of the local identity and have entire economies running around them. You can't portrait them in a bad way and not expect major backlash.
>>714020724
It's less "Yakuza" and more about those horses being actual brands in Japan.
They have fanclubs.
They have merchandise.
They have big sponsors and are tied to their regions/local economy.
Those horses are part of the local identity and have entire economies running around them. You can't portrait them in a bad way and not expect major backlash.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:13 PM No.714021059
>>714020410
amazing, thanks
amazing, thanks
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:30 PM No.714021086
Bakushin bakushin bakushin!
Bakushin bakushin bakushin!
Bakushin, bakushin... BA KU SHIN!!
Bakushin bakushin bakushin!
Bakushin, bakushin... BA KU SHIN!!
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:22:46 PM No.714021120
>30fps cap
>30min tutorial barely explaining anything
>open up the gacha page
>6 fucking banners
>open up google to find more info on everything
>find a fucking 229 page document explaining everything about the game
>you need actual excel spreadsheets to understand it
>also apparently dailies take 30 minutes and the game isn't that F2P friendly unless you don't give a shit about anything
I think I'm going to skip on this one, gachabros... This one seems a bit too autistic for me.
>30min tutorial barely explaining anything
>open up the gacha page
>6 fucking banners
>open up google to find more info on everything
>find a fucking 229 page document explaining everything about the game
>you need actual excel spreadsheets to understand it
>also apparently dailies take 30 minutes and the game isn't that F2P friendly unless you don't give a shit about anything
I think I'm going to skip on this one, gachabros... This one seems a bit too autistic for me.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:23 PM No.714021174
>>714021120
God damn the horses are cute
God damn the horses are cute
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:23:36 PM No.714021187
>>714021009
it only really became a thing anyway because some asshole spammed Seiun Sky's owner's twitter with with Seiun and Nishino guro
it only really became a thing anyway because some asshole spammed Seiun Sky's owner's twitter with with Seiun and Nishino guro
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:34 PM No.714021463
>>714020938
depends on you, if you want only her, another ssr or you are happy with the sr collections you got
yes, you can save the account and continue rerolling, just link the account with a password
depends on you, if you want only her, another ssr or you are happy with the sr collections you got
yes, you can save the account and continue rerolling, just link the account with a password
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:26:42 PM No.714021474
>>714020176
I played this game four years ago on JP launch and I'm still not out of my Bakushin phase. She's cute as fuck
I played this game four years ago on JP launch and I'm still not out of my Bakushin phase. She's cute as fuck
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:27:34 PM No.714021548
I kinda want a Girls und Panzer game that plays exactly the same but with some tank designing autism thrown into the mix
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:28:16 PM No.714021603
>>714021120
tldr, pick ssr cards, your favorite horse, pump it all to speed, have a blast
tldr, pick ssr cards, your favorite horse, pump it all to speed, have a blast
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:29:42 PM No.714021723
>>714021548
A raising sim combined with the sprg of say a valkyria chronicles 1/4 would be pretty kino.
A raising sim combined with the sprg of say a valkyria chronicles 1/4 would be pretty kino.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:30:47 PM No.714021813
>>714021463
I saved the account on my phone, the rest of the cards were pretty lackluster so i think I will keep rerolling
I saved the account on my phone, the rest of the cards were pretty lackluster so i think I will keep rerolling
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:31:33 PM No.714021879
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:31:55 PM No.714021906
>>714021086
I was really confused when I heard that song on the jukebox for the first time. Then I ran a career with her and it all made sense.
I was really confused when I heard that song on the jukebox for the first time. Then I ran a career with her and it all made sense.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:33:11 PM No.714022031
>>714021879
lewd
lewd
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:33:28 PM No.714022054
Reminder that your horse waifu is probably dead, OR had a horrific accident IRL.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:33:59 PM No.714022089
>>714021879
green woman please
green woman please
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:34:21 PM No.714022126
>>714021187
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:36:03 PM No.714022264
>>714022229
No wonder she has such large breasts.
No wonder she has such large breasts.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:37:25 PM No.714022381
>>714022054
>google Taiki Shuttle earlier
>died in his sleep from a heart attack due to old age in 2022
Pretty good way to go imo. I'm gonna make sure she gets my first win if it's the last thing I do.
>google Taiki Shuttle earlier
>died in his sleep from a heart attack due to old age in 2022
Pretty good way to go imo. I'm gonna make sure she gets my first win if it's the last thing I do.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:38:03 PM No.714022432
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:20 PM No.714022531
>>714019734
I need fine to sit on my face
I need fine to sit on my face
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:39:30 PM No.714022552
Guys, I as cute as those horse girls are, I don't think we should lewd them
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:41:55 PM No.714022745
>>714010454
can't fix what isn't broken
can't fix what isn't broken
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:42:00 PM No.714022753
I get jumpscared every time the condor pasta speaks engrish.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:42:00 PM No.714022757
Fuck this bitch ass horse.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:42:30 PM No.714022802
>>714022757
HOW????
HOW????
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:43:31 PM No.714022880
>>714022757
That's purely on you.
That's purely on you.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:44:32 PM No.714022985
>1 turn left
>For MISTERIOUS THINGS NOT RETALED TO RNG GACHA SHIT my Uma goes from Great to Bad Mood in two scenes.
Fuck this chink game is worse than PoE
>For MISTERIOUS THINGS NOT RETALED TO RNG GACHA SHIT my Uma goes from Great to Bad Mood in two scenes.
Fuck this chink game is worse than PoE
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:28 PM No.714023061
Do some races force you into second place (or less) for story purposes?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:29 PM No.714023063
>>714022432
I wish female horses were real
I wish female horses were real
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:45:37 PM No.714023074
>>714022757
NTA. How are you supposed to build her? I keep pumping her full of speed and endurance but she just can't keep up
NTA. How are you supposed to build her? I keep pumping her full of speed and endurance but she just can't keep up
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:46:08 PM No.714023110
>>714023061
Yes to you buy rolls
Yes to you buy rolls
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:46:13 PM No.714023123
>Went into an autistic spiral of WW2 ships when Azur Lane launched
>Discovered a lot of cool facts about both the IRL boats and how they where interpreted in the game
>Falling into the same spit for Uma
>Incredibly majestic creatures but also so fragile
>Now I'm sad over a bunch of horses
Boy I wish I wasn't a retard.
>Discovered a lot of cool facts about both the IRL boats and how they where interpreted in the game
>Falling into the same spit for Uma
>Incredibly majestic creatures but also so fragile
>Now I'm sad over a bunch of horses
Boy I wish I wasn't a retard.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:05 PM No.714023201
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:17 PM No.714023223
>>714022054
>Retirement
>Originally, it was announced that Haru Urara would be returned from Tochigi where she was recuperating for a retirement race scheduled in March 2005. However, her return was soon postponed before officially being classified as retired by the NAR in October 2006, never returning to Kochi.
>Post retirement, there were plans to have her breed with Deep Impact as well as Stay Gold but those never materialized. Once those plans fell through, she was transported by her owner at the time in 2013 to the Martha Farm in Onjuku, Chiba where she has lived since.
>At Martha Farm, Haru Urara became a minor PR character in 2018 when she was featured in a traffic safety poster of the Kisarazu Police Station.
>In popular culture
>An anthropomorphized version of Haru Urara appears as a character in both the anime and game of Uma Musume Pretty Derby, and fans have since come to visit the real life Haru Urara at Martha Farm.
>Biffy Clyro's 2021 album The Myth of the Happily Ever After features a track inspired by Haru Urara, sharing her name, written about optimism and joy in the face of failure.
>After earning a reputation for losing fights, the sumo wrestler Morikawa Yūki was given the ring name "Moriurara" by his coach to connect him to the horse.
>Retirement
>Originally, it was announced that Haru Urara would be returned from Tochigi where she was recuperating for a retirement race scheduled in March 2005. However, her return was soon postponed before officially being classified as retired by the NAR in October 2006, never returning to Kochi.
>Post retirement, there were plans to have her breed with Deep Impact as well as Stay Gold but those never materialized. Once those plans fell through, she was transported by her owner at the time in 2013 to the Martha Farm in Onjuku, Chiba where she has lived since.
>At Martha Farm, Haru Urara became a minor PR character in 2018 when she was featured in a traffic safety poster of the Kisarazu Police Station.
>In popular culture
>An anthropomorphized version of Haru Urara appears as a character in both the anime and game of Uma Musume Pretty Derby, and fans have since come to visit the real life Haru Urara at Martha Farm.
>Biffy Clyro's 2021 album The Myth of the Happily Ever After features a track inspired by Haru Urara, sharing her name, written about optimism and joy in the face of failure.
>After earning a reputation for losing fights, the sumo wrestler Morikawa Yūki was given the ring name "Moriurara" by his coach to connect him to the horse.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:33 PM No.714023246
>>714023061
They will force you into races which seem unwinnable but due to the way the game works it is technically possible for you to win "unwinnable" races. You get special events as the result if you somehow manage to surpass all expections - plus some extra stats.
They will force you into races which seem unwinnable but due to the way the game works it is technically possible for you to win "unwinnable" races. You get special events as the result if you somehow manage to surpass all expections - plus some extra stats.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:47:43 PM No.714023259
>horse under the weather
>can't infirmary
>rest and recreation does nothing
What does this horse want?
>can't infirmary
>rest and recreation does nothing
What does this horse want?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:48:48 PM No.714023353
>>714023074
You probably need more stamina. Mayano primarily runs long races in her campaign.
You probably need more stamina. Mayano primarily runs long races in her campaign.
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:50:43 PM No.714023519
>game hits me with a large debuff right when the summer trip starts
>get energy drained each turn
>can't remove debuff because infirmary is unavailable during the trip
>get energy drained each turn
>can't remove debuff because infirmary is unavailable during the trip
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:51:52 PM No.714023619
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:56 PM No.714023710
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:52:57 PM No.714023716
>>714023123
I watched the movie and didn't realize the visual metaphor of their bodies shattering was actually pretty accurate to how easy it is for them to fuck up their legs.
I watched the movie and didn't realize the visual metaphor of their bodies shattering was actually pretty accurate to how easy it is for them to fuck up their legs.
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:53:19 PM No.714023739
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:53:39 PM No.714023770
>>714023710
Nah, like 14k USD
Nah, like 14k USD
Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:58:42 PM No.714024208
Are horse bodies so fragile by accident or did us humans breed those stallions and mares into their unfortunate position?
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Anonymous
6/29/2025, 11:59:26 PM No.714024272
Is it true that horse fucking is so common that you can bribe some horse owners to look the other way while you fuck their horses?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:00:22 AM No.714024353
>>714023716
Now watch Season 2 for kino (you need to go through Season 1 first tho).
Now watch Season 2 for kino (you need to go through Season 1 first tho).
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:00:27 AM No.714024361
>>714023259
Send help pls. I'm afraid of continuing my career and fucking her stats up.
Send help pls. I'm afraid of continuing my career and fucking her stats up.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:00:56 AM No.714024406
>>714024272
i mean, they fuck sheep in wales so anything is possible
i mean, they fuck sheep in wales so anything is possible
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:02:38 AM No.714024547
>>714024272
If its an actual pedigree stud horse? Hell nah, Those are worth way more than degenerate horsefuckers can offer.
Some random farmers mare? Eh. Probably got a few bad apples who would whore out their own farm animals for a penny on the side. Heard thats quite an issue in Switzerland. Not only related to horses but also to cows and sheep/goats.
If its an actual pedigree stud horse? Hell nah, Those are worth way more than degenerate horsefuckers can offer.
Some random farmers mare? Eh. Probably got a few bad apples who would whore out their own farm animals for a penny on the side. Heard thats quite an issue in Switzerland. Not only related to horses but also to cows and sheep/goats.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:04:47 AM No.714024730
>>714023710
Anon is 2million every time you need a nut of him
Anon is 2million every time you need a nut of him
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:06 AM No.714024764
>>714024153
goldship you lazy horse
goldship you lazy horse
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:09 AM No.714024771
>>714024208
Natural evolution but breeding race horses didn’t help anything
Natural evolution but breeding race horses didn’t help anything
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:05:40 AM No.714024805
>mfw my littlest horse WON the Ultimate Revenge Attack Finals
Guys I'm gonna cry...
Guys I'm gonna cry...
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:07 AM No.714024850
>>714024208
Thoroughbreds are specifically bred for going fast so they tend to have fragile legs.
Thoroughbreds are specifically bred for going fast so they tend to have fragile legs.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:30 AM No.714024876
I finally completed Rice career. I hate Tenno Sho. And it was funny how they interpreted Takarazuka Kinen
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:41 AM No.714024889
>need to race to gain fans
>do a race
>15th place
>do another
>1st place
God this game is so fucking stupid.
>do a race
>15th place
>do another
>1st place
God this game is so fucking stupid.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:06:57 AM No.714024906
>>714024153
>Gets to relax until someone pays 2mil yen for golshi to pump out a fat load
it's an alright retirement
>Gets to relax until someone pays 2mil yen for golshi to pump out a fat load
it's an alright retirement
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:07:12 AM No.714024928
>>714024208
a little bit of fucked up genetics and a little bit of constantly pushing them past their limits, like how torn ACLs and Achilles tendons are incredibly common in some sports
a little bit of fucked up genetics and a little bit of constantly pushing them past their limits, like how torn ACLs and Achilles tendons are incredibly common in some sports
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:09:32 AM No.714025137
>>714024208
A mix of both
Race horses are clearly minmaxxed so they're more likely to incur in injuries the same way NBA players tear their tendons all the time
Horses like the Ardennes breed wouldn't shatter their legs that easily of course. However horses bodies are just designed in a way that makes leg injuries pretty much fatal for them as they NEED to stay on all 4 legs
A mix of both
Race horses are clearly minmaxxed so they're more likely to incur in injuries the same way NBA players tear their tendons all the time
Horses like the Ardennes breed wouldn't shatter their legs that easily of course. However horses bodies are just designed in a way that makes leg injuries pretty much fatal for them as they NEED to stay on all 4 legs
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:11:53 AM No.714025335
>>714024805
But did she win Arima Kinen?
But did she win Arima Kinen?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:00 AM No.714025347
Some of these career requirements seem neigh impossible.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:12:44 AM No.714025412
>>714025347
Anon, stop horsing around.
Anon, stop horsing around.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:14:31 AM No.714025564
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:15:18 AM No.714025615
Your uma approaches with a red face and glassy eyes, she is breathing heavily
How do you respond?
How do you respond?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:17:03 AM No.714025769
>>713998795 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:17:59 AM No.714025818
>>714025615
Give her a carrot and hope for the best
Give her a carrot and hope for the best
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:18:57 AM No.714025889
>>714025615
Tell her that our relationship is purely professional in nature.
Tell her that our relationship is purely professional in nature.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:00 AM No.714025892
UOH?!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:19:42 AM No.714025947
>>714025615
Submit to horse sex
Submit to horse sex
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:18 AM No.714025992
>>714025892
Their models are really well done, I wish we could have an actual game to interact with them. It's obvious that people like the franchise.
Their models are really well done, I wish we could have an actual game to interact with them. It's obvious that people like the franchise.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:20:54 AM No.714026041
>>714025615
Take her to the infirmary because Daiwa Scarlet wouldn't do something like this, the next day her training continues as usual, very simple!
Take her to the infirmary because Daiwa Scarlet wouldn't do something like this, the next day her training continues as usual, very simple!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:22:54 AM No.714026210
>>714025615
rest and procreation
rest and procreation
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:23:53 AM No.714026289
>>714019539
Eh I'd argue Deep Impact MOGS Rudolf, though he'll never be in the game.
Eh I'd argue Deep Impact MOGS Rudolf, though he'll never be in the game.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:24:04 AM No.714026307
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:24:45 AM No.714026361
So I won with Bakushin, I just spammed speed, now what? I guess each horse is like that and you have to focus on stamina more or less depending on the type of races?
![NO DONT SUCK MY COCK [sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fxnf12s.mp3]](/images/v/1751235895084780.jpg)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:26:19 AM No.714026501
Number ONE!!!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:26:28 AM No.714026516
>>714025952
s-she's fast
s-she's fast
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:27:09 AM No.714026587
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:27:47 AM No.714026648
she came out of nowhere for me and we did it together... please dont go...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:27:55 AM No.714026661
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:28:10 AM No.714026684
ENTER: THE UNDEFEATED MARE WHO ERASED HER NAME.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:29:19 AM No.714026790
Confess. You've googled horsepussy haven't you? Well, what did you think of it?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:29:46 AM No.714026818
>>714026790
not bad if clean
not bad if clean
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:30:22 AM No.714026878
>>714026790
The smell of horse shit can't possibly be worth it
The smell of horse shit can't possibly be worth it
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:51 AM No.714027026
So how exactly do you improve your horses? I'm stuck at C. Do I really need to start getting dupes of SSR support cards and upgrading the stars of the horses before I see a significant increase in progress?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:31:51 AM No.714027027
>>714026790
I was here during the MLP craze, I didn't even need to google it because schizos spammed it all day. I learned a lot about horse breeding though.
I was here during the MLP craze, I didn't even need to google it because schizos spammed it all day. I learned a lot about horse breeding though.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:32:24 AM No.714027071
>>714025615
I wake up.
I wake up.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:32:34 AM No.714027086
>>714026790
I remember one guy on a forum describing how to fuck a horse. Don't remember exactly everything he said, but part of it was about how small human penises are to the point horses not feeling it.
I remember one guy on a forum describing how to fuck a horse. Don't remember exactly everything he said, but part of it was about how small human penises are to the point horses not feeling it.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:33:59 AM No.714027193
>>714026790
never googled it but there is one specific image that sometimes gets posted on this site of a completely pristine horsepussy. would do that one, but i imagine most don't look like that.
never googled it but there is one specific image that sometimes gets posted on this site of a completely pristine horsepussy. would do that one, but i imagine most don't look like that.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:35:02 AM No.714027280
>>714021120
Bro just treat the game as a raising sim, the carrers are really fun once you get to know your uma and really want her to win. Read the document only when there's a concept or stat you feel you don't understand.
Bro just treat the game as a raising sim, the carrers are really fun once you get to know your uma and really want her to win. Read the document only when there's a concept or stat you feel you don't understand.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:35:26 AM No.714027312
>>713999387
Yes, as long as the mare did not eat poop.
Yes, as long as the mare did not eat poop.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:36:00 AM No.714027371
>>714027086
>but part of it was about how small human penises are to the point horses not feeling it.
i learned that one from the centaur girl in corruption of champions
>but part of it was about how small human penises are to the point horses not feeling it.
i learned that one from the centaur girl in corruption of champions
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:37:06 AM No.714027465
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:40:36 AM No.714027773
>>714027026
Uncapped support cards give much higher stat bonuses during training. A max uncapped SR is going to be 100x stronger stat wise than a base uncapped SSR and much much easier to obtain. Once you roll the support gacha enough B rank runs start to be considered super scuffed glue factory material
Uncapped support cards give much higher stat bonuses during training. A max uncapped SR is going to be 100x stronger stat wise than a base uncapped SSR and much much easier to obtain. Once you roll the support gacha enough B rank runs start to be considered super scuffed glue factory material
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:40:36 AM No.714027775
What music do you listen to while your uma is running her heart out?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:40:46 AM No.714027785
>>714027294
I wish I had Fine Motion whale friend. I found Super Creek whale, but I have Super Creek yet don't have Fine Motion
I wish I had Fine Motion whale friend. I found Super Creek whale, but I have Super Creek yet don't have Fine Motion
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:41:49 AM No.714027882
>>714014435
>we are intimidated by thugs because we are unarmed cucks
Why is the modern Japanese like this
>we are intimidated by thugs because we are unarmed cucks
Why is the modern Japanese like this
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:43:32 AM No.714028021
>>714027775
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin of course
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin of course
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:43:49 AM No.714028045
>>714027775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CH_ZAzuFWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CH_ZAzuFWY
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:44:41 AM No.714028115
>>714027775
If you’re listening to anything other than the Starting Gate dongs then I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
If you’re listening to anything other than the Starting Gate dongs then I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:15 AM No.714028154
Ogurin !!!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:42 AM No.714028178
How do I get more SP? I have so many support cards I want to level up.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:45:42 AM No.714028179
>>714014369
If you already have a few runs under your belt, then the dailies take 20-30 mins tops. Aside from that, the fomo is strong i guess
If you already have a few runs under your belt, then the dailies take 20-30 mins tops. Aside from that, the fomo is strong i guess
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:46:19 AM No.714028235
Am I stupid if I don't really take my chances with two digit failure rates? if it's slightly below the middle of the energy bar I just WIT, otherwise I do a full rest it's really annoying when I only get 30 energy, I havent failed training yet but is that being unoptimal?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:46:55 AM No.714028287
>>714015012
I got double Super Creek, do I keep that or go for both?
I got double Super Creek, do I keep that or go for both?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:47:22 AM No.714028330
protect her smile bros
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:48:27 AM No.714028412
>>714022054
Only recently. At least Nice Nature was well-loved in her last years.
Only recently. At least Nice Nature was well-loved in her last years.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:48:51 AM No.714028442
>>714028287
It arguably better than having both
It arguably better than having both
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:40 AM No.714028498
>>714021120
>the game isn't that F2P friendly unless you don't give a shit about anything
ez solution for this point
>the game isn't that F2P friendly unless you don't give a shit about anything
ez solution for this point
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:49:47 AM No.714028506
>>714028330
Deploying the bapmachine
Deploying the bapmachine
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:50:29 AM No.714028553
>>714028235
If it's exactly the stat you need to raise and it's friendship-boosted then it's worth the risk as long as the failure rate is not over 30%
If it's exactly the stat you need to raise and it's friendship-boosted then it's worth the risk as long as the failure rate is not over 30%
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:51:20 AM No.714028620
>>714024208
Sunday Silence progeny are just known to have glass legs, see
>>714022905
>>714022676
>>714022342
>>714023317
Sunday Silence progeny are just known to have glass legs, see
>>714022905
>>714022676
>>714022342
>>714023317
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:51:34 AM No.714028643
>>714028235
for me it depends on how many training days i have until the next race and if its the stat i need. if i've got time to make up for a failure, i'll take the chance if not then i won't chance it.
but i've also failed below 10% before so, rng is rng.
for me it depends on how many training days i have until the next race and if its the stat i need. if i've got time to make up for a failure, i'll take the chance if not then i won't chance it.
but i've also failed below 10% before so, rng is rng.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:53:21 AM No.714028790
>win back-to-back optional mile races
>commentary in later races refers back to it
This game has so many loving little details.
>commentary in later races refers back to it
This game has so many loving little details.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:54:15 AM No.714028862
>>714028235
I personally only gamble if I need the training to break a stat threshold before a major race when my gut feeling tells me my horse isn't gonna make it otherwise.
I personally only gamble if I need the training to break a stat threshold before a major race when my gut feeling tells me my horse isn't gonna make it otherwise.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:55:57 AM No.714029002
>do a run with nice nature
>do the first proper race
>already sets herself up that she isn't going to win because Teio is competing
>wins 1st place
>already calling her win a fluke
Nice nature, please don't be too harsh on yourself...
>do the first proper race
>already sets herself up that she isn't going to win because Teio is competing
>wins 1st place
>already calling her win a fluke
Nice nature, please don't be too harsh on yourself...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:56:39 AM No.714029069
>>713998795 (OP)
Keep this tranny shit in the general
Keep this tranny shit in the general
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:58:19 AM No.714029170
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:59:19 AM No.714029257
>pull first
>your 2nd and 3rd place opponents are all marked 'distance' for the amount they lost by
feels good.
>your 2nd and 3rd place opponents are all marked 'distance' for the amount they lost by
feels good.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:00:03 AM No.714029323
>>714029170
That's carrot meat.
That's carrot meat.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:01:13 AM No.714029409
Who is the Uma version of vid related
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dh6BDo5RJd0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dh6BDo5RJd0
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:02:50 AM No.714029547
>the shortest "horse" girl is borderline 5'11 to 6 feet
The fuck, how tall is everyone?
The fuck, how tall is everyone?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:03:00 AM No.714029560
I wish I was born as a Uma Musuko. If I was a horse man I would be fucking invincible.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:03:20 AM No.714029585
>>714029547
bro they are horses, horses are big
bro they are horses, horses are big
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:11 AM No.714029659
Holy shit I love her!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:05:18 AM No.714029740
>>713998795 (OP)
After winning my first Ura finale I haven't been able to do it ever again... What's the most retard proof strat to just get my horse to be good?
After winning my first Ura finale I haven't been able to do it ever again... What's the most retard proof strat to just get my horse to be good?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:05:43 AM No.714029785
>>714029585
Amazons!
Amazons!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:06:33 AM No.714029856
>>714029740
pick a sprinter Uma, spam speed training, spam acceleration skills and get 400 wit.
pick a sprinter Uma, spam speed training, spam acceleration skills and get 400 wit.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:08:20 AM No.714029984
>>714029856
I've been kind of doing that with Maruzensky, issue is the stamina, I waste so many turns having to get that up, especially on the first 2400m mile.
I've been kind of doing that with Maruzensky, issue is the stamina, I waste so many turns having to get that up, especially on the first 2400m mile.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:09:09 AM No.714030057![[Okay-Subs] Uma Musume Pretty Derby S2 - 03 [362F8BFD].mkv_20250629_200828.131](/images/v/1751238549601628.jpg)
I want a Hishi Amazon cardboard.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:11:54 AM No.714030240
I like the brown one, Amazon something, is she in the pc release yet?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:14:55 AM No.714030459
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:15:33 AM No.714030507
The achievements are fucked, huh
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:19:20 AM No.714030795
I'm really liking Air Groove. She's "cute" under the "pretty", if that makes any sense.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:19:52 AM No.714030839
>1200 speed
>1 star speed spark
SON OF A BITCH
>1 star speed spark
SON OF A BITCH
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:20:15 AM No.714030868
>>714026790
Never googled it but have come across threads a bunch of times where people are posting some. I'd a horse if give the opportunity tbdesu.
Never googled it but have come across threads a bunch of times where people are posting some. I'd a horse if give the opportunity tbdesu.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:22:48 AM No.714031084
>>714024353
I'm in the last 3 episodes of season 1
I'm in the last 3 episodes of season 1
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:28:02 AM No.714031476
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:29:23 AM No.714031576
>>714001828
PRETTY
PRETTY
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:32:45 AM No.714031841
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:33:21 AM No.714031891
>>714030459
I'm surprised Goldshi doesn't have it as default
I'm surprised Goldshi doesn't have it as default
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:33:32 AM No.714031910
>>714023519
Gold Ship got a slacker debuff into summer and my run was over
>>714030459
I thought the skill to negate that wasn't useful until it happened 3 times in a row to me.
Gold Ship got a slacker debuff into summer and my run was over
>>714030459
I thought the skill to negate that wasn't useful until it happened 3 times in a row to me.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:33:42 AM No.714031921
My genius hor Golshi...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:35:27 AM No.714032058
>>714023123
I have a friend from my HS years who does kickboxing and he fucked up his ankle bad enough to need surgery. Like a year or so of recuperation later and he complains about it aching nigh daily and has more or less confessed that he's realistically never getting back to the level he was at prior. Straight up was trying to pretend he wasn't heart-broken for ages. Competitive Sports can make an athlete's dreams come true, or it can destroy them utterly. On the plus side, he didn't get glue'd. Being a honse is nightmare mode.
I have a friend from my HS years who does kickboxing and he fucked up his ankle bad enough to need surgery. Like a year or so of recuperation later and he complains about it aching nigh daily and has more or less confessed that he's realistically never getting back to the level he was at prior. Straight up was trying to pretend he wasn't heart-broken for ages. Competitive Sports can make an athlete's dreams come true, or it can destroy them utterly. On the plus side, he didn't get glue'd. Being a honse is nightmare mode.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:37:21 AM No.714032190
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:37:46 AM No.714032217
So how do I know which honse in male and female irl?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:38:30 AM No.714032267
>>714028330
How do you even train her? I've done 3 runs with her just to get yesterday's dailies and she's been BY FAR the worst experience I've had in this game, I actually felt irate every time she lost
How do you even train her? I've done 3 runs with her just to get yesterday's dailies and she's been BY FAR the worst experience I've had in this game, I actually felt irate every time she lost
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:40:49 AM No.714032417
>>714032217
The side where a character's ear accessory is located indicates the gender. Right ear for mares (females) and left ear for stallions (males). Having an accessory on both usually indicates a gelding (castrated) to memory.
The side where a character's ear accessory is located indicates the gender. Right ear for mares (females) and left ear for stallions (males). Having an accessory on both usually indicates a gelding (castrated) to memory.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:42:29 AM No.714032531
>>714032058
Have we still not a figured out a way to keep horses from the glue factory if they break a leg?
Have we still not a figured out a way to keep horses from the glue factory if they break a leg?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:43:18 AM No.714032591
>>714032417
Rudolf is a right ear accessory and was a stallion though.
Rudolf is a right ear accessory and was a stallion though.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:43:48 AM No.714032628
wtf
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:45:08 AM No.714032739
>>714032628
She's perfect.
She's perfect.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:45:42 AM No.714032776
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:46:06 AM No.714032804
>>714032531
Depends on severity of the injury. Some horses fuck themselves up enough that they can't race again but can still live, and they have the popularity necessary to become a Sire. (Agnes Tachyon, for instance, which is the only reason we have Daiwa Scarlet.) If they seem like they won't be able to live without being in pain? Glue'd. Though that being said, they don't need to break anything to end up in that position. Lots of race horses who stayed healthy but never achieved anything had dire ends too.
Depends on severity of the injury. Some horses fuck themselves up enough that they can't race again but can still live, and they have the popularity necessary to become a Sire. (Agnes Tachyon, for instance, which is the only reason we have Daiwa Scarlet.) If they seem like they won't be able to live without being in pain? Glue'd. Though that being said, they don't need to break anything to end up in that position. Lots of race horses who stayed healthy but never achieved anything had dire ends too.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:47:09 AM No.714032871
cuck game
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:47:54 AM No.714032919
>>714032628
No wonder she loses EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I make her run
No wonder she loses EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I make her run
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:48:20 AM No.714032957
>>714032628
That's statistically impressive
That's statistically impressive
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:48:49 AM No.714032987
>>714032591
Might be left ear for mares and right ear for stallions then. One or the other.
Might be left ear for mares and right ear for stallions then. One or the other.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:49:38 AM No.714033037
>>714030839
lol who would chase those rates before the auto QoL? funny how they obviously plan these features in advance but launch without them just to fuck with people and try to win them back later.
lol who would chase those rates before the auto QoL? funny how they obviously plan these features in advance but launch without them just to fuck with people and try to win them back later.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:49:59 AM No.714033067
>>714032628
Yeah, Urara has 5 silvers and 7 bronzes IRL
She also got abandoned by her owner after she retired, but fortunately the farm adopted her and she's living to the full life expectancy of a horse with 29yo
she also get visitors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWAs5V94Xg&t=424s
Yeah, Urara has 5 silvers and 7 bronzes IRL
She also got abandoned by her owner after she retired, but fortunately the farm adopted her and she's living to the full life expectancy of a horse with 29yo
she also get visitors
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfWAs5V94Xg&t=424s
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:50:19 AM No.714033090
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:51:51 AM No.714033216
Bakushin is so fun, but it feels awful how her whole story is the trainer gaslighting her into stay in the Sprint instead of just explaining
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:51:54 AM No.714033220
>>714032628
https://youtu.be/-mDoCKPvMC8
https://youtu.be/-mDoCKPvMC8
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:53:26 AM No.714033356
>>714033067
I can't read these subtitles. Just take me to the glue factory already!
I can't read these subtitles. Just take me to the glue factory already!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:54:07 AM No.714033404
>>714032628
>Lost every race she was in, with 0 wins in 113 starts.
>She actually joined nine races that were named after her, but she won none of those races. This also makes her the only horse in Japan who joined a race named after itself during its active time.
>She was born on the day the original Pokemon game was released in Japan.
.>She is one of the factors for the revitalisation of Kochi racecourse, christened as the “Haru Urara Boom”.
>In order to advertise Kochi racecourse more, a reporter took notice of Haru Urara, a horse that had lost every race she was in, and decided to write a story about her. The next thing he knew, the national Japanese news stations had also picked up the story the very next day.
>Soon, everyone was coming to Kochi racecourse to see Haru Urara. They betted on her and the jockey's wives began making merch for her. To bet on Haru Urara is a guaranteed loss so people began using her betting tickets as good luck charms when driving. 当たらない means “to not win” but it also means “to not crash/get hit”.
>There is a movie about her in English, called “The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere”.
>There were plans to mate Haru Urara with either Deep Impact (one of the strongest horses of all time) after she retired as a shit-post, but it never ended up happening.
>She went missing for a bit after she retired. But she is doing fine these days at Martha Farm in Chiba.
>A representative named Miyahara-san from Martha Farm on Haru Urara: “She loves sleeping and eating.”
>Sometimes, it seems that whenever she runs around, she is actually going faster than when she used to race.
>For her birthday in 2022, her CV Yukina Shuuto paid her a visit.
>Also living on the same farm was Hishi Amazon’s son, Hishi Andes (who passed away in January 2023).
>Lost every race she was in, with 0 wins in 113 starts.
>She actually joined nine races that were named after her, but she won none of those races. This also makes her the only horse in Japan who joined a race named after itself during its active time.
>She was born on the day the original Pokemon game was released in Japan.
.>She is one of the factors for the revitalisation of Kochi racecourse, christened as the “Haru Urara Boom”.
>In order to advertise Kochi racecourse more, a reporter took notice of Haru Urara, a horse that had lost every race she was in, and decided to write a story about her. The next thing he knew, the national Japanese news stations had also picked up the story the very next day.
>Soon, everyone was coming to Kochi racecourse to see Haru Urara. They betted on her and the jockey's wives began making merch for her. To bet on Haru Urara is a guaranteed loss so people began using her betting tickets as good luck charms when driving. 当たらない means “to not win” but it also means “to not crash/get hit”.
>There is a movie about her in English, called “The Shining Star of Losers Everywhere”.
>There were plans to mate Haru Urara with either Deep Impact (one of the strongest horses of all time) after she retired as a shit-post, but it never ended up happening.
>She went missing for a bit after she retired. But she is doing fine these days at Martha Farm in Chiba.
>A representative named Miyahara-san from Martha Farm on Haru Urara: “She loves sleeping and eating.”
>Sometimes, it seems that whenever she runs around, she is actually going faster than when she used to race.
>For her birthday in 2022, her CV Yukina Shuuto paid her a visit.
>Also living on the same farm was Hishi Amazon’s son, Hishi Andes (who passed away in January 2023).
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:54:18 AM No.714033417
>>714033216
He knows that she won't take "You don't have enough stamina to run medium/long races" and will pull an Urara and get massacred, but unlike Urara that races for fun, Bakushin would just give up on racing
He knows that she won't take "You don't have enough stamina to run medium/long races" and will pull an Urara and get massacred, but unlike Urara that races for fun, Bakushin would just give up on racing
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:55:15 AM No.714033484
>>714032628
I may be wrong, but she never got injured, correct? This is kinda even more impressive.
I may be wrong, but she never got injured, correct? This is kinda even more impressive.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:56:41 AM No.714033596
so after getting extra carrots what you do, save get more cards or roll for umas?, outside the soft reroll at start because fuck the rates, feel like being stuck for the lack of 3* umas or uncapped cards
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:58:04 AM No.714033687
Does energy matter for a race or am I wasting my time resting her right before?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:00:01 AM No.714033841
1 and 2 stars umas will get their costumes when promoted to 3 stars?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:00:02 AM No.714033846
>>714015343
Seems like the umas are all based on horses from around the same generaton that raced in the late 90's, so Secretariat is way before their time
Seems like the umas are all based on horses from around the same generaton that raced in the late 90's, so Secretariat is way before their time
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:00:09 AM No.714033852
>>714033687
Nah, only for non-goal races, because you'll get penalties if you go negative on energy
Nah, only for non-goal races, because you'll get penalties if you go negative on energy
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:01:04 AM No.714033926
>>714033687
Only stats and mood have an impact on races. You can even game the system a bit by running an optional race with zero energy and not lose anything for it
Only stats and mood have an impact on races. You can even game the system a bit by running an optional race with zero energy and not lose anything for it
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:01:11 AM No.714033937
>>714033404
>There were plans to mate Haru Urara with either Deep Impact (one of the strongest horses of all time) after she retired as a shit-post
kek
>There were plans to mate Haru Urara with either Deep Impact (one of the strongest horses of all time) after she retired as a shit-post
kek
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:01:39 AM No.714033968
>>714021723
I too would like to raise a tank
I too would like to raise a tank
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:02:10 AM No.714034013
>>714033687
Energy does nothing for racing but you get penalized for racing +3 turns in a row.
Energy does nothing for racing but you get penalized for racing +3 turns in a row.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:02:57 AM No.714034067
>>714033260
The picture? Agnes Tachyon is Daiwa Scarlet's rl father. Agnes took on an injury before the Derby and was thus never able to claim the coveted trophy, instead retiring. They were at the favourite at the time to win it. Daiwa Scarlet, repeating their father's predicament, also ended up injured during the only year in which they could've competed in the Derby. The pic might be proposing a hypothetical timeline where Scarlet succeeded and brought the win to their family, or they might just be cry-coping. A bit of historical melancholy.
The picture? Agnes Tachyon is Daiwa Scarlet's rl father. Agnes took on an injury before the Derby and was thus never able to claim the coveted trophy, instead retiring. They were at the favourite at the time to win it. Daiwa Scarlet, repeating their father's predicament, also ended up injured during the only year in which they could've competed in the Derby. The pic might be proposing a hypothetical timeline where Scarlet succeeded and brought the win to their family, or they might just be cry-coping. A bit of historical melancholy.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:03:56 AM No.714034150
Horse
Buruma
Buruma
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:04:19 AM No.714034187
idk why my twitter is full of this
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:04:59 AM No.714034243
>>714015343
>>714033846
It's more a problem with permissions to use the horse. Japanese people are anal about them and require a bunch of bullshit to make sure you won't go after them
It's hard enough to get permission for japanese horses, I don't even think they'd try for foreigners (maybe they will try now with the game going global)
>>714033846
It's more a problem with permissions to use the horse. Japanese people are anal about them and require a bunch of bullshit to make sure you won't go after them
It's hard enough to get permission for japanese horses, I don't even think they'd try for foreigners (maybe they will try now with the game going global)
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:07:25 AM No.714034432
>>714034254
The little details to distinguish the original horses' genders are cute.
The little details to distinguish the original horses' genders are cute.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:34 AM No.714034516
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:09:44 AM No.714034596
special needs...
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:09:47 AM No.714034605
My girlfailure...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:09:50 AM No.714034608
>>714033937
Somewhere in the infinite timeline, Urara had a Triple Crown son.
Because her father (Nippo Teio) is a G1 winner, if I'm not wrong.
Urara is just unlucky
Somewhere in the infinite timeline, Urara had a Triple Crown son.
Because her father (Nippo Teio) is a G1 winner, if I'm not wrong.
Urara is just unlucky
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:10:42 AM No.714034661
>>714033404
The very definition of NEVER GIVE UP
The very definition of NEVER GIVE UP
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:11:45 AM No.714034742
>use voucher to get symboli rudolf
>come in second in the first career race
>come in first all the ones after
>in the story segments she tells the student council to watch her next race so she can prove she can do student council shit and race
>she finishes in 14th
>career over
I felt kinda bad but lmao
>come in second in the first career race
>come in first all the ones after
>in the story segments she tells the student council to watch her next race so she can prove she can do student council shit and race
>she finishes in 14th
>career over
I felt kinda bad but lmao
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:11:50 AM No.714034747
>doing run with Gold Ship
>she gets Slacker condition
>go to Infirmary multiple times and it doesn't get fixed
>Rest and it doesn't get fixed
>do some Recreation and it doesn't get fixed
>fails to show up for training 3 times in a row
>every time she does, she loses stats and her mood worsens
Holy shit, what a cancer condition. I was probably doing something wrong but that whole run got scuppered because of it.
>she gets Slacker condition
>go to Infirmary multiple times and it doesn't get fixed
>Rest and it doesn't get fixed
>do some Recreation and it doesn't get fixed
>fails to show up for training 3 times in a row
>every time she does, she loses stats and her mood worsens
Holy shit, what a cancer condition. I was probably doing something wrong but that whole run got scuppered because of it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:12:01 AM No.714034763
>>714033687
>Push 'n' shove training
What did she mean by this? Why does the N word have two apostrophes around it? What is this kind of training?
>Push 'n' shove training
What did she mean by this? Why does the N word have two apostrophes around it? What is this kind of training?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:12:39 AM No.714034824
So if I want to play this game in the future should I roll for the good cards day 1 or wait for the cracked banners?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:15:03 AM No.714034985
>grass wonder failing 2 training attempts with less than 10% failure rate in a row
Instant glue, you are never seeing Spe-chan again
Instant glue, you are never seeing Spe-chan again
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:16:16 AM No.714035059
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:16:37 AM No.714035087
So is rice actually a crybaby or did the art lie to me?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:16:38 AM No.714035090
Golshi facts
>Was very cute and tame in his youth, no farm worker expected that he would become what he is right now
>Gold Ship’s mom Point Flag also went nuts after turning three years old, so this was probably passed down to him.
>It’s said that Gold Ship’s intelligence is equal to a seven-year-old human (while most horses’ intelligence level is roughly equal to a 3-4 year old), thus why he's a brat
>If you stand behind him, he will kick you. There’s always a red ribbon on his tail, which serves as a warning.
>He riots if there’s not enough play time.
>Gold Ship does not neigh: he barks and makes weird sounds instead. Experienced stable workers have said that they have never heard the sounds Gold Ship makes before.
>He gets very depressed and frustrated if he loses a training match to Just A Way, and would refuse to eat for a while.
>But if other horses occupy Just A Way’s stable, he gets mad.
>He loves doing fan services, and he does that consciously. He poses for the camera and knows just how to get the fans happy. He also does absurd things just for photo-ops (like chewing snowflakes).
>He likes his groom Imanami and hates his trainer Sugai.
>There are occasions when you can clearly see that Gold Ship keeps moving to find a perfect position to launch kicks at Sugai.
>Sugai kissed Gold Ship once, which made Gold Ship’s eyes turn dead
>When he eats grasses, he dips it in water first, just like how humans eat some foods with sauces.
>Loves mating and treated the mares he mated with very well. He has a very high fertilisation rate (about 96%).
>According to his trainer, saying the word 'mating' in front of Gold Ship would cause him to become erect.
>It’s said that many mares fell in love with him after mating.
>Terrified however of the Mare Gentildonna (known for being very muscular and large)
>Was very cute and tame in his youth, no farm worker expected that he would become what he is right now
>Gold Ship’s mom Point Flag also went nuts after turning three years old, so this was probably passed down to him.
>It’s said that Gold Ship’s intelligence is equal to a seven-year-old human (while most horses’ intelligence level is roughly equal to a 3-4 year old), thus why he's a brat
>If you stand behind him, he will kick you. There’s always a red ribbon on his tail, which serves as a warning.
>He riots if there’s not enough play time.
>Gold Ship does not neigh: he barks and makes weird sounds instead. Experienced stable workers have said that they have never heard the sounds Gold Ship makes before.
>He gets very depressed and frustrated if he loses a training match to Just A Way, and would refuse to eat for a while.
>But if other horses occupy Just A Way’s stable, he gets mad.
>He loves doing fan services, and he does that consciously. He poses for the camera and knows just how to get the fans happy. He also does absurd things just for photo-ops (like chewing snowflakes).
>He likes his groom Imanami and hates his trainer Sugai.
>There are occasions when you can clearly see that Gold Ship keeps moving to find a perfect position to launch kicks at Sugai.
>Sugai kissed Gold Ship once, which made Gold Ship’s eyes turn dead
>When he eats grasses, he dips it in water first, just like how humans eat some foods with sauces.
>Loves mating and treated the mares he mated with very well. He has a very high fertilisation rate (about 96%).
>According to his trainer, saying the word 'mating' in front of Gold Ship would cause him to become erect.
>It’s said that many mares fell in love with him after mating.
>Terrified however of the Mare Gentildonna (known for being very muscular and large)
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:16:44 AM No.714035095
>>714033216
>1200+1200+1200=3600
>therefore she successfully won a 3600
flawless reasoning, truly the path of BAKUSHIN
>1200+1200+1200=3600
>therefore she successfully won a 3600
flawless reasoning, truly the path of BAKUSHIN
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:17:41 AM No.714035159
i'm so happy for her bros
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:19:54 AM No.714035318
>>714034596
They have no idea how to draw them full, special week looks pregnant there
They have no idea how to draw them full, special week looks pregnant there
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:21:25 AM No.714035404
>>714035090
>>Loves mating and treated the mares he mated with very well. He has a very high fertilisation rate (about 96%).
GoldSTUD my hero
>>Loves mating and treated the mares he mated with very well. He has a very high fertilisation rate (about 96%).
GoldSTUD my hero
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:23:19 AM No.714035504
For Skills that have [Mile] and [Sprint], do they only activate in certain courses?
I see that some race tracks that [Mile] and [Sprint] as part of the description too, but what about the courses with [Med] and [Long], can skills activate there too?
I see that some race tracks that [Mile] and [Sprint] as part of the description too, but what about the courses with [Med] and [Long], can skills activate there too?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:25:06 AM No.714035612
Is Special Week supposed to be bad? Every playthrough with her has been painfully mediocre so far and she always falls short despite having the vastly superior stats.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:25:39 AM No.714035645
>>714035090
>According to his trainer, saying the word 'mating' in front of Gold Ship would cause him to become erect.
I wonder if someone was brave enough to make fanart of this with his umamusume version
>According to his trainer, saying the word 'mating' in front of Gold Ship would cause him to become erect.
I wonder if someone was brave enough to make fanart of this with his umamusume version
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:11 AM No.714035741
>>714035090
I love all these horse facts.
I love all these horse facts.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:31 AM No.714035765
>>714035090
Also worth noting that Mejiro McQueen is Goldship's Grand-Father on the mother's side.
Also worth noting that Mejiro McQueen is Goldship's Grand-Father on the mother's side.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:27:40 AM No.714035776
>>714035504
distance based skills only activate on the appropriate distance, so yeah medium length skills wont activate on sprint races, which is why strategy based skill are prioritized more since they activate no matter what as long as you run the matching strategy
distance based skills only activate on the appropriate distance, so yeah medium length skills wont activate on sprint races, which is why strategy based skill are prioritized more since they activate no matter what as long as you run the matching strategy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:28:42 AM No.714035843
>>714034243
Man it’d be cool to one day see Man o’ War, Sea Biscuit, etc.
Man it’d be cool to one day see Man o’ War, Sea Biscuit, etc.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:30:33 AM No.714035971
ok how do you get into real horse racing though? pick an alive from the gacha and just google whenever their next scheduled race is? there's no terms other than the styles mentioned in the game?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:31:09 AM No.714036017
>>714034824
At least his death was fast.
At least his death was fast.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:20 AM No.714036304
anyone got a BAKUSHIN! soundbyte?
I want to make it my message ringtone
I want to make it my message ringtone
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:35:44 AM No.714036342
Agnes Tachyon Factoids
>After his initial domineering performances, many trainers were fearful of competing again Tachyon due to his strength. Thus the movie portraying them as a mind-breaking intimidating figure.
>According to the first volume of the artbook, her four zippers represent Agnes Tachyon’s four wins in four starts.
>Like Fuji Kiseki, he was known as being the 'phantasm triple crown winner' of his time. Someone whose strength should've gotten them the triple crown, but they were denied it by injury.
>After winning the Satsuki-Sho IRL, Agnes Tachyon developed a bowed tendon, causing him to retire.
>His fragileness was inherited by his children too. While many of his children had excellent speed and could win some big races, they developed injuries early in their career and were forced to retire.
>IRL Fans joked Agnes set a “Pokion-timer” to his children, making them easily susceptible to breaking their legs (‘Poki’ is the sound of a bone breaking).
>Agnes Tachyon is the father of Daiwa Scarlet. Thus their relationship in-game.
>He gets extremely noisy when meal time is approaching, desperately trying to get people’s attention for providing food.
>He also hates to be left alone, and would cry for someone to accompany him.
>One of Swimsuit Tachyon’s upgraded skills is called “Dazzling Luxon”. This makes reference to Luxon, a Kyushu-region horse whose damsire is Agnes Tachyon (her father is Eishin Flash, by the way). She was one of Kyushu’s finest horses up until her untimely death.
>After his initial domineering performances, many trainers were fearful of competing again Tachyon due to his strength. Thus the movie portraying them as a mind-breaking intimidating figure.
>According to the first volume of the artbook, her four zippers represent Agnes Tachyon’s four wins in four starts.
>Like Fuji Kiseki, he was known as being the 'phantasm triple crown winner' of his time. Someone whose strength should've gotten them the triple crown, but they were denied it by injury.
>After winning the Satsuki-Sho IRL, Agnes Tachyon developed a bowed tendon, causing him to retire.
>His fragileness was inherited by his children too. While many of his children had excellent speed and could win some big races, they developed injuries early in their career and were forced to retire.
>IRL Fans joked Agnes set a “Pokion-timer” to his children, making them easily susceptible to breaking their legs (‘Poki’ is the sound of a bone breaking).
>Agnes Tachyon is the father of Daiwa Scarlet. Thus their relationship in-game.
>He gets extremely noisy when meal time is approaching, desperately trying to get people’s attention for providing food.
>He also hates to be left alone, and would cry for someone to accompany him.
>One of Swimsuit Tachyon’s upgraded skills is called “Dazzling Luxon”. This makes reference to Luxon, a Kyushu-region horse whose damsire is Agnes Tachyon (her father is Eishin Flash, by the way). She was one of Kyushu’s finest horses up until her untimely death.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:36:51 AM No.714036410
>>714036342
When should I watch the movie, after season 2?
When should I watch the movie, after season 2?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:37:02 AM No.714036425![[Erai-raws] Uma Musume - Cinderella Gray - 13 [1080p AMZN WEB-DL AVC EAC3][MultiSub][713DD8D7].mkv_snapshot_13.34.231](/images/v/1751243822855853.jpg)
I wonder what is the survival rate among humans who get to fuck top horses.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:37:17 AM No.714036447
>>714035971
Just watch the races, all the races mentioned in the game are real
https://www.youtube.com/@jraofficial/videos
https://japanracing.jp/en/racing/schedule/jra/2025.html?openTab=Jul
Just watch the races, all the races mentioned in the game are real
https://www.youtube.com/@jraofficial/videos
https://japanracing.jp/en/racing/schedule/jra/2025.html?openTab=Jul
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:37:19 AM No.714036452
>>714036410
Any time you want. It doesn't spoil anything from any season or spin-off. Very self-contained.
Any time you want. It doesn't spoil anything from any season or spin-off. Very self-contained.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:38:41 AM No.714036532
>>714035090
Huh, so all that futa hentai of Gold Ship destroying other Umas' insides were based on reality...
Huh, so all that futa hentai of Gold Ship destroying other Umas' insides were based on reality...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:40:18 AM No.714036658
>>714036410
Whenever you want. I guess you could argue production order to watch the steady increase in animation quality.
Whenever you want. I guess you could argue production order to watch the steady increase in animation quality.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:41:42 AM No.714036736
is Golshi a giantess or what?
her fanarts draw her big
her fanarts draw her big
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:41:53 AM No.714036747
Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 1)
>Race record against Vodka: 3 wins 2 loses.
>The first female horse to win Arima Kinen in 37 years (at her time of winning).
>How Uma Musume depicts Daiwa Scarlet is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. She is anxious and does not have a good temper, she can also become jealous when her groom turns away to take care of other horses. She obeys every order in training, but forgets them all in a race. She also likes to provoke her opponents in races. She hates if any other horse gets in front of her.
>According to her grooms, Daiwa Scarlet always thinks she is the number one horse in the herd and in races.
>Also, when she is in the stable, she will never expose her back to anyone, and will always face the window (the direction where people usually come from).
>She gets very jealous if her groom takes care of other horses instead of her.
>Her jockey Ando Katsumi said that Daiwa Scarlet is “dumb” (in a praise sense): all she knows is to run forward with full power. Ando Katsumi also said that her style is completely different from her older half-brother, Daiwa Major.
>Note that not many jockeys and grooms are calling their horses dumb. Sadly, Scarlet really is one of the few.
>Race record against Vodka: 3 wins 2 loses.
>The first female horse to win Arima Kinen in 37 years (at her time of winning).
>How Uma Musume depicts Daiwa Scarlet is very faithful to the personality of the real horse. She is anxious and does not have a good temper, she can also become jealous when her groom turns away to take care of other horses. She obeys every order in training, but forgets them all in a race. She also likes to provoke her opponents in races. She hates if any other horse gets in front of her.
>According to her grooms, Daiwa Scarlet always thinks she is the number one horse in the herd and in races.
>Also, when she is in the stable, she will never expose her back to anyone, and will always face the window (the direction where people usually come from).
>She gets very jealous if her groom takes care of other horses instead of her.
>Her jockey Ando Katsumi said that Daiwa Scarlet is “dumb” (in a praise sense): all she knows is to run forward with full power. Ando Katsumi also said that her style is completely different from her older half-brother, Daiwa Major.
>Note that not many jockeys and grooms are calling their horses dumb. Sadly, Scarlet really is one of the few.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:42:58 AM No.714036819
>>714036747
Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 2)
>Horse racing non-fiction author Shimada Akihiro claimed that Daiwa Scarlet is not a “normal” horse, she just enjoys the feeling of running very fast and leaving other horses behind. In a way, she is more like those street racing guys. Of course, her ability allows her to do so, but this also makes her feel dumber.
>She finished all of her races in the top two (rentai), the number of rentai she achieved is only next to Shinzan in Japan.
>She doesn't like to get food on her nose, so she will clean up the food bucket first to make sure she has a clean meal.
>She has surprisingly soft hair for a thoroughbred.
>She is known for loving and caring for her children, but recently she seems to show less and less concern towards them…
>Notoriously, she gave birth to 10 fillies in a row before finally bringing her first colt to the world (who would turn out to be her final progeny)
>She finally retired as a broodmare in December 2023 along with her cohort Queen Spumante.
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Daiwa Scarlet factoids (part 2)
>Horse racing non-fiction author Shimada Akihiro claimed that Daiwa Scarlet is not a “normal” horse, she just enjoys the feeling of running very fast and leaving other horses behind. In a way, she is more like those street racing guys. Of course, her ability allows her to do so, but this also makes her feel dumber.
>She finished all of her races in the top two (rentai), the number of rentai she achieved is only next to Shinzan in Japan.
>She doesn't like to get food on her nose, so she will clean up the food bucket first to make sure she has a clean meal.
>She has surprisingly soft hair for a thoroughbred.
>She is known for loving and caring for her children, but recently she seems to show less and less concern towards them…
>Notoriously, she gave birth to 10 fillies in a row before finally bringing her first colt to the world (who would turn out to be her final progeny)
>She finally retired as a broodmare in December 2023 along with her cohort Queen Spumante.
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:43:35 AM No.714036859
>>714036736
Probably just tall girl sized. Some fanarts tend to make Umas be as big as they should been if they were the same size as horses. Golshi gets this treatment more often than others.
Probably just tall girl sized. Some fanarts tend to make Umas be as big as they should been if they were the same size as horses. Golshi gets this treatment more often than others.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:35 AM No.714036995
>>714036410
It's recommended to watch the movie after "Road to the Top", one of the main characters have a role in the movie, so it's more hype if you got to know her first.
It's recommended to watch the movie after "Road to the Top", one of the main characters have a role in the movie, so it's more hype if you got to know her first.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:38 AM No.714036998
92676817
Room Match code for anyone who wants to get the 30 Carats for the mission real quick
Room Match code for anyone who wants to get the 30 Carats for the mission real quick
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:45:59 AM No.714037020
>>713998795 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:02 AM No.714037023
How long till she's in?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:26 AM No.714037050
>>714036819
>>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
I've heard this before and am curious to know how substantiated it is. Would love to find out it's actually true.
>>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
I've heard this before and am curious to know how substantiated it is. Would love to find out it's actually true.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:42 AM No.714037067
>>714036819
>Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse
kek
>Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse
kek
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:46:48 AM No.714037074
>>714036819
>>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Based. Fuck Vodka.
>>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Based. Fuck Vodka.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:47:51 AM No.714037132
Scarlet my retarded tsun wife...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:47:56 AM No.714037140
>>714036819
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Extremely based, thanks owner-san!
>It’s rumoured that Daiwa Scarlet’s owner demanded Cygames to make Daiwa Scarlet’s chest bigger than Vodka’s or else he wouldn’t give the rights to CyGames to use the horse.
Extremely based, thanks owner-san!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:49:29 AM No.714037240
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:50:07 AM No.714037267
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:50:18 AM No.714037282
someone disassembled all my pens
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:51:07 AM No.714037330
Vodka Factoids
>Unfortunately, because of the game system, it’s impossible to show how amazing the accomplishment of Vodka’s Japanese Derby victory was. Being one of the only three fillies to win the Japanese Derby in history, and winning 64 years after the last one, it’s definitely a historical record.
>Vodka was the first mare to own 7 GI wins. All the other 7 GI winners before her were all stallions, which goes to show how strong she really is.
>When she entered Sumii Katsuhiko’s stable, she was said to be at the level of Cesario, whom he trained prior. She was also able to compete with other GI winners during training, such as Hat Trick and Delta Blues.
>In the same interview mentioned in Cesario’s bio, he said that Vodka is “the strongest horse [I’ve trained]”.
>She was later joined by Gentildonna, who also won 7 GIs, and both were surpassed by Almond Eye’s 9 GI wins.
>After she retired in Dubai, Vodka packed and left directly to Ireland to become a broodmare, where she spent the remainder of her life.
>Vodka is in the JRA Hall of Fame, inducted in 2011.
>Her horse girl version doesn’t look smart, but real Vodka is considered a smart horse (meanwhile IRL Daiwa Scarlet is actually quite dumb).
>Her 3* skill shows her zipping past other horses, referencing her 2009 Yasuda Kinen.
>Vodka has a real horse fan - a filly named Red Desire. After Vodka left Japan, Red Desire acted very frustrated so the farm workers had to post a Vodka poster in her stable to calm her down.
>She also attracted and befriended another mare, Unilateral, while in Ireland. There are many photos of the two horses being together.
>Unfortunately, because of the game system, it’s impossible to show how amazing the accomplishment of Vodka’s Japanese Derby victory was. Being one of the only three fillies to win the Japanese Derby in history, and winning 64 years after the last one, it’s definitely a historical record.
>Vodka was the first mare to own 7 GI wins. All the other 7 GI winners before her were all stallions, which goes to show how strong she really is.
>When she entered Sumii Katsuhiko’s stable, she was said to be at the level of Cesario, whom he trained prior. She was also able to compete with other GI winners during training, such as Hat Trick and Delta Blues.
>In the same interview mentioned in Cesario’s bio, he said that Vodka is “the strongest horse [I’ve trained]”.
>She was later joined by Gentildonna, who also won 7 GIs, and both were surpassed by Almond Eye’s 9 GI wins.
>After she retired in Dubai, Vodka packed and left directly to Ireland to become a broodmare, where she spent the remainder of her life.
>Vodka is in the JRA Hall of Fame, inducted in 2011.
>Her horse girl version doesn’t look smart, but real Vodka is considered a smart horse (meanwhile IRL Daiwa Scarlet is actually quite dumb).
>Her 3* skill shows her zipping past other horses, referencing her 2009 Yasuda Kinen.
>Vodka has a real horse fan - a filly named Red Desire. After Vodka left Japan, Red Desire acted very frustrated so the farm workers had to post a Vodka poster in her stable to calm her down.
>She also attracted and befriended another mare, Unilateral, while in Ireland. There are many photos of the two horses being together.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:51:26 AM No.714037346
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:53:18 AM No.714037443
i would like this more if the girls had strong shapely legs and not the typical twig legs
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:53:54 AM No.714037476
>>714037443
blindkun...
blindkun...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:53:59 AM No.714037484
>>714014292
>>714003457
I thought the Yakuza were basically on their deathbed anyways since it got hard finding recruits/the biggest syndicate imploded due to massive paycuts for the lower ranks
Where do they find the time and resources to be mad about internet porn?
>>714003457
I thought the Yakuza were basically on their deathbed anyways since it got hard finding recruits/the biggest syndicate imploded due to massive paycuts for the lower ranks
Where do they find the time and resources to be mad about internet porn?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:54:03 AM No.714037495
Sex with horse titpussy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:54:53 AM No.714037564
I would like this more, if the girls were horse sized, and there was also a Draft Championship mode for tractor pulls.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:55:33 AM No.714037609
good night fellow trainers
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:55:37 AM No.714037615
>>714037484
It's not just the Yakuza. It's also just tons of rich people. Even politicians. Horse racing is a big deal!
It's not just the Yakuza. It's also just tons of rich people. Even politicians. Horse racing is a big deal!
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:56:55 AM No.714037704
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:57:06 AM No.714037717
>>714037564
just their butts should be horse sized
just their butts should be horse sized
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:58:56 AM No.714037840
This game is a legit time black hole
I don't notice and 4-5 hours have gone by
I don't notice and 4-5 hours have gone by
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:00:21 AM No.714037954
>>714036995
Luckily RTTT is completely free on the jewtube.
Luckily RTTT is completely free on the jewtube.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:01:05 AM No.714037993
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:01:30 AM No.714038023
>>714037840
It's the first time that a gacha has properly sucked me in
Every other gacha I've tried, I could only stick around to get to the end of the story, everything else about them was just so boring it made me numb
but not UM
this game is a drug.
It's the first time that a gacha has properly sucked me in
Every other gacha I've tried, I could only stick around to get to the end of the story, everything else about them was just so boring it made me numb
but not UM
this game is a drug.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:02:18 AM No.714038073
>>714037330
I'd say musume Vodka's smart, just for things she likes, like motorcycles. She does get a wit growth bonus after all. That part with Red Desire is adorable.
I'd say musume Vodka's smart, just for things she likes, like motorcycles. She does get a wit growth bonus after all. That part with Red Desire is adorable.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:02:57 AM No.714038110
>>714037993
sorry anon, if it makes you feel any better, my oguri and gold ship were left in the dust, probably because i picked a Sprint course
sorry anon, if it makes you feel any better, my oguri and gold ship were left in the dust, probably because i picked a Sprint course
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:03:45 AM No.714038161
TM Opera O Factoids (1/2)
>Despite his father being very successful (Opera House was a multiple GI winner from the UK), his bloodline was thought to not be suitable for Japanese courses, so TM Opera O’s price was very cheap - only 10 million yen.
>However, he ended up earning more than 1.8 billion yen.
>His RL Nickname: “End of the century (centurial) overlord” (世紀末覇王). He started his legend at the turn of the century (1999) and all of his major victories were in 2000.
>His triple crown year being unsuccessful marked little interest in him, with the year following being a shock to trainers and fans alike.
>TM Opera O remains as the only horse in history to champion at all of the senior classical races in Japan - and he did that in the same year.
>Her in-game ‘theatre kid’ personality and delusional sense of grandeur were contributed from the fact that TM Opera O’s greatest feats were almost like reading an adventure story.
>TM Opera O’s horse girl design borrows a lot of elements from his jockey Ryuji Wada, who rode the horse from his debut to retirement.
>People like to joke that it was TM Opera O who rode Wada, not the actual way around. It was partially true because there were times TM Opera O moved by himself in races and produced a better result (he knew that the human on his back isn’t trustworthy).
>Wada was often mocked by media outlets as an unworthy jockey for such a powerful horse
>Norihiro Yokoyama: “If it was me on TM Opera O’s back, he would be a Triple Crown horse already”.
>At the time, Wada was still very much a rookie jockey; to have so much success with TM Opera O really surprised him and he credits the horse for teaching him how to jockey.
>Despite his father being very successful (Opera House was a multiple GI winner from the UK), his bloodline was thought to not be suitable for Japanese courses, so TM Opera O’s price was very cheap - only 10 million yen.
>However, he ended up earning more than 1.8 billion yen.
>His RL Nickname: “End of the century (centurial) overlord” (世紀末覇王). He started his legend at the turn of the century (1999) and all of his major victories were in 2000.
>His triple crown year being unsuccessful marked little interest in him, with the year following being a shock to trainers and fans alike.
>TM Opera O remains as the only horse in history to champion at all of the senior classical races in Japan - and he did that in the same year.
>Her in-game ‘theatre kid’ personality and delusional sense of grandeur were contributed from the fact that TM Opera O’s greatest feats were almost like reading an adventure story.
>TM Opera O’s horse girl design borrows a lot of elements from his jockey Ryuji Wada, who rode the horse from his debut to retirement.
>People like to joke that it was TM Opera O who rode Wada, not the actual way around. It was partially true because there were times TM Opera O moved by himself in races and produced a better result (he knew that the human on his back isn’t trustworthy).
>Wada was often mocked by media outlets as an unworthy jockey for such a powerful horse
>Norihiro Yokoyama: “If it was me on TM Opera O’s back, he would be a Triple Crown horse already”.
>At the time, Wada was still very much a rookie jockey; to have so much success with TM Opera O really surprised him and he credits the horse for teaching him how to jockey.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:04:05 AM No.714038186
I FAILED CAREER MODE AGAIN
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:04:17 AM No.714038205
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:05:00 AM No.714038239
they need THICK legs for how much they run
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:09 AM No.714038312
>>714038161
(2/2)
>The 2000 Arima Kinen is almost unbelievable with other horses trying to form a wall around him (intentionally) to prevent him from winning. But he somehow left all of them in the dust by finding a different way around.
>It’s said that other jockeys united and planned this scheme ahead of the race, Yutaka Take included (and many fans claimed that he was the mastermind behind this). Since most horses joining the blockade belonged to Shadai, it’s named by fans as “Shadai Blockade”
>Ryuji Wada gave up the idea of winning half-way in the race, but Opera O found his own way out.
>Wada cried after he won the race because he felt he was too incompetent.
>The blockade was again formed in the 2001 Takarazuka Kinen (claimed by some fans to be initiated by Yukio Okabe), and this is probably the reason why he lost to Meisho Doto.
>He retired on the same day as his biggest rival - Meisho Doto. Their retirement ceremonies were held together. In-game, they're shown to be friends.
>Just like Tokai Teio, TM Opera O liked to escape from his ranch. But unlike Tokai Teio, he usually can’t find the way back home.
>Wada loves his fans and is generous with them, like horse girl TM Opera O is with her fans.
>The seven rings on TM Opera O’s fingers represent the seven GI titles she earned.
>His prize ranking ranked 4th among all of the Japanese horses. However, if converted by today’s rate, it would be more than 3 billion yen, which makes him the richest horse in Japanese history.
>Opera could be stubborn. If he felt that he trained enough that day, he would walk back to his stable and refuse to train anymore.
>He would still bite Ryuji Wada, and he threw Wada off onto the concrete floor once.
>He is also the first horse to break the Fall Tenno curse (since 1988, the most favoured horse always failed to win the Fall Tenno-sho. The curse even brought down Silence Suzuka and claimed his life).
(2/2)
>The 2000 Arima Kinen is almost unbelievable with other horses trying to form a wall around him (intentionally) to prevent him from winning. But he somehow left all of them in the dust by finding a different way around.
>It’s said that other jockeys united and planned this scheme ahead of the race, Yutaka Take included (and many fans claimed that he was the mastermind behind this). Since most horses joining the blockade belonged to Shadai, it’s named by fans as “Shadai Blockade”
>Ryuji Wada gave up the idea of winning half-way in the race, but Opera O found his own way out.
>Wada cried after he won the race because he felt he was too incompetent.
>The blockade was again formed in the 2001 Takarazuka Kinen (claimed by some fans to be initiated by Yukio Okabe), and this is probably the reason why he lost to Meisho Doto.
>He retired on the same day as his biggest rival - Meisho Doto. Their retirement ceremonies were held together. In-game, they're shown to be friends.
>Just like Tokai Teio, TM Opera O liked to escape from his ranch. But unlike Tokai Teio, he usually can’t find the way back home.
>Wada loves his fans and is generous with them, like horse girl TM Opera O is with her fans.
>The seven rings on TM Opera O’s fingers represent the seven GI titles she earned.
>His prize ranking ranked 4th among all of the Japanese horses. However, if converted by today’s rate, it would be more than 3 billion yen, which makes him the richest horse in Japanese history.
>Opera could be stubborn. If he felt that he trained enough that day, he would walk back to his stable and refuse to train anymore.
>He would still bite Ryuji Wada, and he threw Wada off onto the concrete floor once.
>He is also the first horse to break the Fall Tenno curse (since 1988, the most favoured horse always failed to win the Fall Tenno-sho. The curse even brought down Silence Suzuka and claimed his life).
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:16 AM No.714038315
>godlike run
>high friendship with everyone
>good spd/str/wis
>enough points for the stamina check
>bunch of useful skills
>late start
FUUUUUUUCK
>high friendship with everyone
>good spd/str/wis
>enough points for the stamina check
>bunch of useful skills
>late start
FUUUUUUUCK
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:30 AM No.714038330
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:06:58 AM No.714038361
>>714037615
And they turned it into a videagame where the horses are sweaty girls in skimpy clothes with the most jiggly jigglephysics known to man, what did they expect? Is this fucking 2005 again?
And they turned it into a videagame where the horses are sweaty girls in skimpy clothes with the most jiggly jigglephysics known to man, what did they expect? Is this fucking 2005 again?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:09:06 AM No.714038504
>>714038361
abooohoohooo
abooohoohooo
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:09:19 AM No.714038514
>>714034919
Who is that horse?
Who is that horse?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:09:33 AM No.714038527
>>714038361
Men are not rational creatures...
Men are not rational creatures...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:09:49 AM No.714038547
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:10:26 AM No.714038593
>>714038473
clocks have never worked for me. if my uma fails the goal once, she'll fail it every time after that.
clocks have never worked for me. if my uma fails the goal once, she'll fail it every time after that.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:12:08 AM No.714038705
>>714038593
Works on my machine, though probably at a rate of like 40%
Works on my machine, though probably at a rate of like 40%
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:12:11 AM No.714038710
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:12:56 AM No.714038748
>>714038705
well i'm happy for you *sobs*
well i'm happy for you *sobs*
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:13:49 AM No.714038808
Okay I will try it. Which of these horsey hoes is the closest to pic related?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:14:09 AM No.714038824
>>714035090
>>Terrified however of the Mare Gentildonna (known for being very muscular and large)
Not a fan of muscle mommies.
>>Terrified however of the Mare Gentildonna (known for being very muscular and large)
Not a fan of muscle mommies.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:15:23 AM No.714038902
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:16:52 AM No.714038984
>>713998795 (OP)
Do horses like to have their ears played with?
Do horses like to have their ears played with?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:18:28 AM No.714039094
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:19:37 AM No.714039171
>>714038547
Silence Suzuka factoids:
>His baby name was “Waki-chan”. This name came from his mother “Wakia”.
>Actually wasn’t a great runner during his classical year, and was totally beaten by another runner - Sunny Brian.
>Yutaka Take found a way to properly jockeying him however and made Silence Suzuka invincible in races.
>Two of Silence Suzuka’s most renowned races were in 1998:
>At 1998 Kinko-Sho, where he won by a record breaking time and by 1.8 seconds.
>At 1998 Mainichi Okan, where he let two defeatless horses, El Condor Pasa and Grass Wonder, taste the first defeat of their lives.
>Was very attached to his groom and would seek him out even while waiting to race
>Whenever he felt stressed, he would walk around counter-clockwise in a circle. Performed the best in counter-clockwise races as well.
>Despite Uma Musume shipping her and Special Week, he has never met Special Week in real life. However, she has a good relationship with the ones she did race against: Air Groove, Taiki Shuttle and Machikane Fukukitaru.
>There were plans to send him to American races if he survived to 1999.
>Yutaka Take was traumatized by the death of Silence Suzuka.
>Take thought Silence Suzuka saved his life by not collapsing before making a complete stop.
>He got completely drunk and had an emotional breakdown, which was spotted by multiple witnesses. This was the only occasion in his life.
>Yuichi Fukunaga: “Never once in my life have I seen Take get so depressed.”
>Take also made an error in Admire Vega’s debut race, which was a week after Silence Suzuka’s death, and caused Admire Vega to lose the race.
>Prior to the Takarazuka Kinen race, Legendary Announcer Sugimoto would usually say that he dreamed of a horse the night before. He'd claim this to be the horse he expected would win the race that day.
>In the 1999 Takarzuka Kinen, not long after the loss of Suzuka, Sugimoto was asked this question and responded:
>“I dreamt of Silence Suzuka”
Silence Suzuka factoids:
>His baby name was “Waki-chan”. This name came from his mother “Wakia”.
>Actually wasn’t a great runner during his classical year, and was totally beaten by another runner - Sunny Brian.
>Yutaka Take found a way to properly jockeying him however and made Silence Suzuka invincible in races.
>Two of Silence Suzuka’s most renowned races were in 1998:
>At 1998 Kinko-Sho, where he won by a record breaking time and by 1.8 seconds.
>At 1998 Mainichi Okan, where he let two defeatless horses, El Condor Pasa and Grass Wonder, taste the first defeat of their lives.
>Was very attached to his groom and would seek him out even while waiting to race
>Whenever he felt stressed, he would walk around counter-clockwise in a circle. Performed the best in counter-clockwise races as well.
>Despite Uma Musume shipping her and Special Week, he has never met Special Week in real life. However, she has a good relationship with the ones she did race against: Air Groove, Taiki Shuttle and Machikane Fukukitaru.
>There were plans to send him to American races if he survived to 1999.
>Yutaka Take was traumatized by the death of Silence Suzuka.
>Take thought Silence Suzuka saved his life by not collapsing before making a complete stop.
>He got completely drunk and had an emotional breakdown, which was spotted by multiple witnesses. This was the only occasion in his life.
>Yuichi Fukunaga: “Never once in my life have I seen Take get so depressed.”
>Take also made an error in Admire Vega’s debut race, which was a week after Silence Suzuka’s death, and caused Admire Vega to lose the race.
>Prior to the Takarazuka Kinen race, Legendary Announcer Sugimoto would usually say that he dreamed of a horse the night before. He'd claim this to be the horse he expected would win the race that day.
>In the 1999 Takarzuka Kinen, not long after the loss of Suzuka, Sugimoto was asked this question and responded:
>“I dreamt of Silence Suzuka”
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:22:02 AM No.714039316
>>714039171
> Despite Uma Musume shipping her and Special Week, he has never met Special Week in real life.
Some dude on the production team manifested his horse crackship
> Despite Uma Musume shipping her and Special Week, he has never met Special Week in real life.
Some dude on the production team manifested his horse crackship
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:22:14 AM No.714039334
>>714039171
Can you post Taiki Shuttle ones next? She's my absolute favorite so far.
Can you post Taiki Shuttle ones next? She's my absolute favorite so far.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:22:47 AM No.714039382
I want to do unspeakable things to Rice Shower.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:22:55 AM No.714039391
>>714038808
all the horse girls have funny ears idk
all the horse girls have funny ears idk
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:24:29 AM No.714039516
>>714039171
>>Yutaka Take was traumatized by the death of Silence Suzuka.
Jockeys seem to share a pretty bond with their horses, can't imagine what its like to lose one in such a tragic fashion.
Liberty Island springs to mine recently.
>>Yutaka Take was traumatized by the death of Silence Suzuka.
Jockeys seem to share a pretty bond with their horses, can't imagine what its like to lose one in such a tragic fashion.
Liberty Island springs to mine recently.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:24:29 AM No.714039517
>>714038808
The colour reminds me of Grass Wonder.
The colour reminds me of Grass Wonder.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:24:40 AM No.714039525
>>714039391
No I meant which one is the smug bitch?
No I meant which one is the smug bitch?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:26:13 AM No.714039627
>>714039456
Awesome, thank you. I always love how Japs depcit us burgers. I wish everyone was more like they think we are.
Awesome, thank you. I always love how Japs depcit us burgers. I wish everyone was more like they think we are.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:28:21 AM No.714039773
>16th
Golshi I failed you...
Golshi I failed you...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:28:38 AM No.714039791
>>714039516
>Jockeys seem to share a pretty bond with their horses
You spend all day, every day working with an animal to compete and perfect courses, there's no way you're not going to form a bond with it.
>Jockeys seem to share a pretty bond with their horses
You spend all day, every day working with an animal to compete and perfect courses, there's no way you're not going to form a bond with it.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:29:50 AM No.714039854
>>714039171
>Prior to the Takarazuka Kinen race, Legendary Announcer Sugimoto would usually say that he dreamed of a horse the night before. He'd claim this to be the horse he expected would win the race that day.
>In the 1999 Takarzuka Kinen, not long after the loss of Suzuka, Sugimoto was asked this question and responded:
>“I dreamt of Silence Suzuka”
>Prior to the Takarazuka Kinen race, Legendary Announcer Sugimoto would usually say that he dreamed of a horse the night before. He'd claim this to be the horse he expected would win the race that day.
>In the 1999 Takarzuka Kinen, not long after the loss of Suzuka, Sugimoto was asked this question and responded:
>“I dreamt of Silence Suzuka”
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:30:15 AM No.714039883
>>714039516
Imagine the autism and love car guys have and double it because the thing is actually a living being
Imagine the autism and love car guys have and double it because the thing is actually a living being
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:30:18 AM No.714039887
>>714039627
Taiki Shuttle (Yeehaw) Factoids (1/2)
>He is hyperactive and easily distracted. He is also afraid of being left out or being alone. These personalities are reflected on his horse girl counterpart too.
>Before racing in the Prix Jacques Le Marois, he kicked his farrier and caused him to sustain three rib fractures.
>Always went on a rampage when he is about to take an injection from vets due to a fear of needles.
>No doubt the strongest miler in Keiba history:
>He made the JRA record of winning eight heavy prize races straight - tied with TM Opera O.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse to win JRA horse of the year.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse and the first foreign born horse to become a JRA Hall of Fame horse.
>Managed to become French horse of the year. He won in the senior horse category.
Taiki Shuttle (Yeehaw) Factoids (1/2)
>He is hyperactive and easily distracted. He is also afraid of being left out or being alone. These personalities are reflected on his horse girl counterpart too.
>Before racing in the Prix Jacques Le Marois, he kicked his farrier and caused him to sustain three rib fractures.
>Always went on a rampage when he is about to take an injection from vets due to a fear of needles.
>No doubt the strongest miler in Keiba history:
>He made the JRA record of winning eight heavy prize races straight - tied with TM Opera O.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse to win JRA horse of the year.
>Taiki Shuttle is the first short distance horse and the first foreign born horse to become a JRA Hall of Fame horse.
>Managed to become French horse of the year. He won in the senior horse category.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:31:25 AM No.714039952
Taiki Shuttle (2/2)
>After Norihiro Yokoyama jockeyed Taiki Shuttle (because Shuttle’s usual jockey Yukio Okabe had to jockey Shinko King due to latter horse’s temper issues) and won the 1997 Mile Championship, he complained to Okabe: “It’s so unfair Okabe-san, how can you possess this horse? With a horse as strong as this, you can win as many races as you want”. Okabe tossed it back and said: “Nah, if it’s you jockeying the horse from the start, he isn’t going to become this strong.”
>Originally, Taiki Shuttle wasn’t going to run in the 1998 Sprinters Stakes, but JRA wanted him to run the race and win, to have a glorious retirement on the same day.
>Taiki Shuttle showed a rare rebellious attitude before running the race, oddly enough.
>He eventually lost the race, and the title was taken by Meiner Love. It was the first GI title obtained by the Meiner Clan.
>However, JRA already made the video for Taiki Shuttle’s retirement, which showed that Taiki won the 1998 Sprinters Stakes. They never thought he could lose, so it was already too late to make the change.
>So at Taiki Shuttle’s retirement ceremony - the big TV screen shows Taiki Shuttle has a race title he didn’t win in front of tens of thousands of audiences.
>Taiki Shuttle actually has fragile hoofs, so his team needed to constantly monitor his hoof condition.
>Became stablemates and good friends IRL with Meisho Doto (Rival of TM Opera O) after their retirement.
>They get along quite well in-game
>After Norihiro Yokoyama jockeyed Taiki Shuttle (because Shuttle’s usual jockey Yukio Okabe had to jockey Shinko King due to latter horse’s temper issues) and won the 1997 Mile Championship, he complained to Okabe: “It’s so unfair Okabe-san, how can you possess this horse? With a horse as strong as this, you can win as many races as you want”. Okabe tossed it back and said: “Nah, if it’s you jockeying the horse from the start, he isn’t going to become this strong.”
>Originally, Taiki Shuttle wasn’t going to run in the 1998 Sprinters Stakes, but JRA wanted him to run the race and win, to have a glorious retirement on the same day.
>Taiki Shuttle showed a rare rebellious attitude before running the race, oddly enough.
>He eventually lost the race, and the title was taken by Meiner Love. It was the first GI title obtained by the Meiner Clan.
>However, JRA already made the video for Taiki Shuttle’s retirement, which showed that Taiki won the 1998 Sprinters Stakes. They never thought he could lose, so it was already too late to make the change.
>So at Taiki Shuttle’s retirement ceremony - the big TV screen shows Taiki Shuttle has a race title he didn’t win in front of tens of thousands of audiences.
>Taiki Shuttle actually has fragile hoofs, so his team needed to constantly monitor his hoof condition.
>Became stablemates and good friends IRL with Meisho Doto (Rival of TM Opera O) after their retirement.
>They get along quite well in-game
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:31:41 AM No.714039967
>>714032267
Put her as a front runner, full training into speed. 5 speed cards.
Put her as a front runner, full training into speed. 5 speed cards.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:33:50 AM No.714040091
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UMADACHI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
UMADACHI
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:30 AM No.714040187
My umapyoi virginity remains intact.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:36:57 AM No.714040282
>>714036425
ever wonder why the dads never show up?
ever wonder why the dads never show up?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:38:41 AM No.714040402
>yet to experience a hot springs scene
The uma gods must hate me.
The uma gods must hate me.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:39:06 AM No.714040423
S2 is already shaping up to be so much better than S1. Everything was too happy go lucky and I thought her ankle was going to give out in the race. My poor genki uma
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:40:39 AM No.714040539
>>714040423
Season 2 is peak as fuck. Have fun, anon.
Season 2 is peak as fuck. Have fun, anon.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:43:28 AM No.714040730
>>714039382
Give her a lifetime supply of burgers
Give her a lifetime supply of burgers
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:44:29 AM No.714040807
Cinderella Gray was pure kino
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:44:43 AM No.714040831
>>714040423
This series evolving from a cutesy sports anime to a genuinely great sports drama was somet
This series evolving from a cutesy sports anime to a genuinely great sports drama was somet
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:45:28 AM No.714040886
the only thing that get censored is the swimsuit and the bloomer
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:48:13 AM No.714041046
Why is this thread suddenly turned into prepare to cry edition?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:48:39 AM No.714041083
>>714041046
entropy
entropy