ITT webms of upcoming indie games
>>714008423 (OP)I'm so fucking sick of Hat-kid Odysseyslop.
>>714008423 (OP)Wow I'm getting old. That doesn't look good at all
>>714008423 (OP)stop replying to yourself and tell me what game OP
>ANOTHER 2D sprite 3D platformer
holy shit NEXT GUY
>>714008423 (OP)we're tired of webms, post based mp4s
>>714008423 (OP)2d sprite in 3d platformer this trend need to ends
>>714008423 (OP)>>714009003OMG IS THAT LE HECKIN' SUPER MARIO 64 WANNABE WITH LE PS1 GRACPHIS? HOLY BASED TAKE ALL MY MONEYZ!!!1
>>714008530Huh, I never thought of that. Did Nintendo rip off Gears for breakfast ripping them off?
>>714009793>Fliipend...oh
>bros it's just like [game we all played as kids] except I get to take credit and make money on it
Brave and important
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Never mind found it, it's Reytrieve Odyssey. Girl looks cute
The biggest problem with indie games is they almost all have really terrible writing.
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>doesnt even tell us the titles so that maybe the devs could get a sale or two
kill yourself, op. sincerely. jump headfirst off the nearest building.
>>714009476Demon Turf
Here Comes Niko
Ruffy and the Riverside
>>714009986at some point nostalgia is gonna run out and indie trannies will die
>>714008423 (OP)Really giving me that Super Mario Sunshine aesthetic.
>>714012114Not with those ugly ass purple shadows
>>714009495post combat, this looks like it's a rare kingdom hearts fangame
>>714008423 (OP)wow it's so STYLISH and STYLIZED
the movement is so STYLISH and the art STYLE is so STYLIZED
where are the games with the cute anthros and kemonos
>>714012706Thought this was Sonic Advance for a second.
>>714013180it WAS on SAGE showcases many times
>>714009495lol it looked visually pleasing for about 2 seconds before the camera panned
>>714014378Man rainy noir is right up my street, but that looks awful
>>714008423 (OP)>>714009495>>714010518PLEASE NO MORE
ENOUGH WITH THE BING BING WAHOO PLATFORMERS
NOBODY IS BUYING
>>714008423 (OP)Not even an 8-directional sprite? Even Wolfenstein 3D had 8-directional sprites.
>>714009542That looks like a fun concept.
>>714010518The style looks funky, somewhat Pseudoregalia-esque but faster.
>>714010797Is this an /hmofa/ game?
>>714010797That looks fun, now make it Tony Hawk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmu77pS1bzI
>>714008423 (OP)>>714009003>>714010518INDIE DEVS PLEASE STOP MAKING ANOTHER 3D PLATFORMER, what I want is 3d platformer with action rpg elements
>>714009495>posts webm>refuses to post nameif you're gonna shill at least do it right
>>714010518why is his anus so red
>>714009495i really love the smooth lighting transitions between different lighting colors in the enviroments
>>714017462this one is a meme never coming out because the creator is a /v/tard
>>714008423 (OP)Make an item that makes her boobs bigger and stacks.
>>714017316how many years must I wait...
>>714017505Minecraft, EBF, vagante?
>>714010913How the fuck did they manage to add the anti-soul gas in a black and white game
>>714017838no, like, he just spends all day on twitter being a cuck
>>714017930why are you mad
>>714018010because the game looks legitimately good but he's a fuck
>>714017742Wow that looks great
>gacha phone slop>fate/go battles onlyWhat was the fucking point?
>>714017742GACHA GAMES ARE NOT INDIE THEY HAVE SUBSTANTIAL INVESTMENT FROM HUGE COMPANIES BECAUSE THEY MAKE LOTS OF MONEY FUCK OFF
>>714018043yeah thats fair my bad
Give me some good collectathon platformers. Spyro-likes, with a limited amount of collectibles you are expected to grab, no trash like Mario/Sonic with huge amount of useless collectibles the game is expecting you to ignore
>>714009495That's enough anti-soul gas for a second holocaust.
>>714008530On one hand I like that particular genre of game, but I am a little fatigued by the influx of low effort indieslop titles. Did developers know they are allowed to make it look newer than a PS1 game? "Retro" style is horrible oversaturated at this point. Within an already horribly oversaturated market.
I wish I were able to make a game, I'd create the ultimate indie that would revolutionize the industry
>>714008423 (OP)How come its been almost 30 years and no has copied mario 64?
>>714009495https://store.steampowered.com/app/2542020/Duskfade/
Here's the Steam page since nobody was based enough to post the sauce
>>714010518Change the character to a sexy clown girl and you have a winner. This could be the next big indie game.
Right now the character looks bad.
>>714018727who wants to tell him?
>>714017742fuck off retard
>>714010518Wall running always kills these games.
>>714017462So why do we get dozens classic 2D Zelda clones indie games announced/released seemingly every day while not a single competent classic 3D zelda clone indie is even known to exist yet?
>>714018807Weightless crap
>>714018808Worked for Penny's Big Breakaway
>>714018807Cunningham's law works yet again. Thanks!
>>714018886because 2D is easier to develop
>>714018764What the fuck is clockpunk
Also the protagonist should've been a little girl
>>714018997>workedAnon, it was a disaster
>>714018992>how this look decen->Notice the garbage modern UIinto the trash it goes
>>714019018Would've eventually posted it anyway
>>714018890Play the demo. It feels great.
>>714018992This is literally PS1 Aladdin
>>714019218>Earth Bound cloneProbably worst than Mario 64/Banjo-Kazooie clones
>>714018997Penny was the ugliest design ever created in history. It was on par with the ballz 3d characters.
>>714018727>>714018886gamer autists always be like i want a clone of old game but any dev nai e enough to make it gets immediately greeted with
>>714018890 >>714019176 nitpicking autistic screeching and zero sales
>>714018992Looks like they got the mechanics, but my god this looks like ass. It looks more like a shitty mod than a clone.
But had no idea about this game so wish-listing anyways.
>>714012012I am so fucking sick of chronoslop games
>>714019447Great looking game.
I think the only issue I have is stopping the game and opening a menu. Mario solved this problem 120 years ago by putting upgrades on the overworld and each level taking into account that you have the ability to create tightropes/jump higher/etc.
>>714019447>frog has an oxygen meter
>>714018727https://store.steampowered.com/app/401810/Poi/
Poi is pretty fun honestly. Contender for my favorite Indie game.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2153020/Pilfer_Story_of_Light/
Pilfer is pretty good too but is less like Mario 64 than Poi.
>>714019573There's a difference between a classic having hundreds/thousands of clones to choose from because there's a chance there is at least a hand full of good competently made games that come out of that given that 99% of indie games are always going to be complete total trash.
When you see a classic that has at most just a handful of clones in existence, most of which aren't even released there's just a huge statistical change that its going to be complete trash.
>>714018841Tell me what?
>>714018807Thanks anon, i want a mainly platforming game. Way too many 3d platformers are first a collecathon and a platformer second
>>714020326That's obviously saltwater
>>714020592I'll dump my platformers
ENOUGH WITH THE BING BING WAHOO PLATFORMERS
>>714018727Speaking of Mario 64, A Hat In Time is nothing like Mario 64 and yet people keep reocmmending it as such
>>714009003I thought it was elmo for a sec. what a cute character, even if the game looks beyond generic.
>>714020710But I like them
You know what's missing from these Bing Bing Wahoos? It's the story, world-building, and good main character designs. I grow tired of these stakeless, happy, family-friendly 3D platformers where there is nothing to cling on to. I know 3D platformers are kind of like the beginner's first 3D game, but at least put more effort into their games. Mario and Sonic were only successful because they were made in an era of games where there was no such thing as lore, decently well-written stories, and world-building. I doubt both of those series would survive in today's climate if they were released today.
>No indie team will ever make a platformer that is just about fun and enjoyable platforming in cool locations
>It will always be speedrun autism
Do these people understand that none of the greatest speed run games of all time were designed to be speed ran? They became speed runs because the games were just good and high quality.
It is the same reason no platform fighter will ever compete with Smash. They're all melee autists who think wavedashing and l-canceling is good game design. Melee got popular because it was a great fucking game that people found tech for over the years, they weren't told the tech and then forced to try to enjoy the game after.
>>714020762The guy's site is soulful https://brawlersworld.com/
>>714020728There's very slim pickings among Mario64-like genre. However A Hat in Time, like Demon Turf, is one of the few competently made 3D platformers that at least take some ideas/inspiration from Mario 64.
>>714017112wait, did this come out? what the hell was it called again?
Indie games need more soul
>>714018997That game flopped so badly that the dev team had to downsize, and then apparently went crawling back to Sega.
>>714020795>the big catchholy shit this looks amazing!
>>714012360When I see a 2D game and all I see are squares, my mind just shuts off.
>>714009495wait this mogs some AA or AAA games
The animations are fucking good
>inb4 AI generated slopWhere da name?
>>714021008made by a degenerate diaperfag
>>714019306YOOOOOO WTF IS THIS REAL?
>>714014378Is this playing at 1.5x speed. It's nauseating.
I want her game to come out so bad bros....
>>714020876Too many people confuse compexity with depth.
>>714020876No platform fighters past Melee have included L-cancelling. And wavelanding is an extremely fun and fluid mechanic. Why would you throw the baby out with the bathwater?
>>714021008It has a standalone prologue demo. Be warned it's hard https://store.steampowered.com/app/2985610/The_Big_Catch_Tacklebox/
>>714021337No one is interested, provably, in games where they just try to ape melee's mechanics and add fox and falco clones.
>>714020316That was a really cool transition, wasn't expecting that. Im not big of zombie survival, but il keep my eye on this one.
>>714012012Name please? I love me some co-op.
>>714021442Rivals of Aether has been a success and the series is going strong after 10 years. Competing with Smash is a matter of marketing and IP wankery. Multiversus would have been a threat to Smash if it were made by the Aether Studios, I can tell you that much!
>>714019748That's Secret of Manaslop, zoomer-kun.
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>>714021620>Nick All Starts and Multiversus both flop and copy mechanics from melee and are made to be "competitive" and have big IPs>Rivals of Aether II has 600 concurrent fucking players
>>714020710i gotchu pc gamer
>>714021779KEK!!! These game devs don't understand and will never understand that competitive shit will always flop outside of maybe CSGO and LoL.
>>714008423 (OP)cute girl, might try it
>>714009542interesting
>>714009495not interesting
>>714010913looks fun, hope it has good level design
>>714012012boring slop
>>714012706high impact action, it's inspired by megaman zero games or sonic? there's a bit of both
>>714017220this one calls my attention
>>714008423 (OP)I wish devs would showcase their games closer to launch. I've collected so many webms, wishlisted so many games from years ago and I've forgotten most of them. The ones I was super interested in I'd check in on them and not a single update. It's really hard to care at this point. Webm looks cool but it'll be another 5 years before it comes out and I won't give a shit about it by then.
>>714019218>making a "normal" game starring your fat fetish ocBold strategy fuzzywooly, we'll see if it pays off
>>714022057 (me)
>>714017462nice
>>714017505what does it have to do with...
>>714018043oh... ok
>>714018178in this case it's netease, i think
>>714018807nice i guess, too floaty for me
>>714019447good stuff
>>714020316zombies look lame after shooting them but might be fun (or annoying) depending on how much you have to change perspective in order to shoot
>>714020326frogs can last minutes or hours (i.e not forever) underwater depending on species, also saltwater
>>714020918look at that lil guy go
>>714021779>Rivals of Aether IIThis game was stupid to try and clone Smash Ultimate instead of Melee. The game plays and feels like a carbon clone of Ultimate, so zero reason to play this over Ultimate.
Meanwhile, Melee in comparison still has a huge active underground scene of people regularly hauling around 40lb CRTs to keep the game alive because no other modern smash nor clone platform fighter has managed to recapture its unique feeling.
>>714018110anon, it's multiplatform and it's yet another genshin clone but in gta. it took 4 secs to check it you fucking retard
>>714018997no lol
>>714020918Thing thing if 3D
>>714022379Yes. But my entire point is that Melee was not designed to be melee. Most of the tech was unintended. People discovered it because the game was so fun and enjoyable that they found it through years of experimentation. When you try to make your platform fighter appeal to meleefags they're just gonna go play melee.
>>714021541Shrine's Legacy
>>714022379The biggest problem is to focus on copying Smash competitive rather than making a fun game first.
>>714021779NASB died because the first game was rushed out the door without so much as voicelines and cost $50. Then the sequel cost $50 as well and was rushed so it's missing characters. That's obvious publisher mismanagement. Nick is notoriously cheap with game development.
MVS didn't copy shit from Melee. The game didn't even have shields or grabs. There were no proper hurtboxes- before a certain update characters just had a single big pill hurtbox rather than a hurtbox that adheres to their limbs! MVS had floaty movement that felt nothing like Melee. They were obviously going after Ultimate. Not to mention how mishandled MVS was with its shutting down beta and so on.
Rivals 2 is the #1 ranked indie fightan game by numbers, and among all fightan games it's easily in the top 10. The game will sustain itself for years then blow up when workshop and console ports come. Doomposters have always been proven wrong when it comes to this series, idk why you fags always go "2 weeks and it's dead" over and over.
New character comes out on Tuesday btw
>>714022379It doesn't feel like Ultimate lolwut are you struggling with movement or something?
>>714010797I want this so bad where is it from.
>>714014378Is this an RTX demo?
>>714021337What's her game called?
>>714012012this is just copying Secret of Mana and another game I can't recall right now and it looks bad soulless af
>>714019748Chrono Trigger is a 4 niggas in row game you dumbass
>>714017742kill yourself
>>714020316this looks interesting but that change of camera is giving me a brain fart
>>714018807Something about the way he moves actually looks good
>>714020326>the animal with a set of lungs and no gills needs fresh oxygen at some point or it will dieI know its a videogame but holy fuck go to school
>>714022771The lead dev of Kero Quest 64 is Brodute, a legendary SM64 romhacker.
>>714022691>Rivals 2 is the #1 ranked indie fightan game by numbers, and among all fightan games it's easily in the top 10. The game will sustain itself for years then blow up when workshop and console ports come. Doomposters have always been proven wrong when it comes to this series, idk why you fags always go "2 weeks and it's dead" over and over.This is literally just putting words in my mouth. I never said I want it to die. I don't. I am just telling you that the game is not a serious competitor to even melee at this point. More people are playing on melee's online ladder than Rivals 2 (and 1) combined. It is an incredibly niche game and it will always be that way. I don't want the community to lose their game because it effects me in no way that they enjoy themselves.
As for MVS it definitely was going for the competitive scene. The initial release was much faster and was built around combos and tried to include a bunch of mechanics on characters to make the game more complex. Things like no shields is just experimentation for experimentation's sake, like when that retarded Sony platform fighter came out and you had to build up a meter to get a kill. Melee is just the primary example, the point is that even Ultimate really was not designed entirely around competitive. They did keep it in mind with balance updates but the game was designed to have a wide appeal to attract players and then to get them having fun so they WANT to play it more.
>>714020876I think you're just a moron who doesn't know what games are coming out or came out.
I think you didn't play Yooka Laylee, Penny's Big Breakaway, Poi, Corn Kidz, or Juice Galaxy. You don't care about Cavern of Dreams, or Tower of Tears, or Eternity Egg.
You just want to complain without playing games.
>>714020660I wasn't interested until he dropped down onto the building tops. He needs to change that release date though, his game is going to get buried by at least 3 weeks of DONG BANANG dominating gaming discussions.
>>714023431That is a rude thing to say, anon. I didn't call you names.
>>714023431>Yooka LayleeOpinion discarded
>>714023431None of these games have good movement.
>>714023485Judging by MKW it's more like a week, potentially less given that Banang looks boring from the previews whereas MKW didn't
>>714023173>More people are playing on melee's online ladder than Rivals 2 (and 1) combinedProof? I thought the Slippi guy never releases numbers. Also, did you know he's making his own yet unnamed Melee clone? That'll be fun to see.
I have faux retro twitter artist speedrun slop spiritual successor fatigue
>>714023691I played the demo for this it was super sick
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>>714023173>>714023691>>714022691Huh?
I don't play fighting games but do you mean this one? This seems like what they call a discord fighter right?
>>714023812Why are so many of them obsessed with speedrunning? It's wild, the best era in games existed entirely without speedrunning as a concept and now it's the focus of 50% of all indie devs making tribute games
>>714023981TL;DR: Why not?
Developers see that speedrunning is common in a lot of similar titles and that videos and streams relating to speedrunning often garner a lot of attention, so why not? Just throw in a few easy to program speedrunning mechanics and suddenly the game gains a free bit of publicity.
>>714023998this is going to make an excellent background noise for zoomers to replace old dusty subway surfers
>>714024125>Developers see that speedrunning is common in a lot of similar titlesIt's not, it's like 1% of the audience
>>714023998This one looks kinda cool but the camera placement is too low (unless you can change it?) and the UI is ugly.
>>714024402"speedrunning is common" in this context means that it has a speedrunning scene at all. Not that everyone does it, ya dip.
>>714009793damn, what game is this? i miss games like the HP ps1 ones
>>714024749Secret Agent Wizard Boy, but it's a shitpost game
>>714024749Pretty sure it's this one.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3111080/Secret_Agent_Wizard_Boy_and_the_International_Crime_Syndicate/
>>714022073this. but to be fair there are multiple games ive been looking forward to that are coming out this year (supposedly) and im still impatient and forget them sometimes so maybe its just me
>>714024914>>714024919>shitpost gameah, that sucks
>>714023981Cuz xXxLilith64xXx was their xather figure growing up and it excuses tech demo level design.
>>714026186how much porn of that guy getting spitroasted has the dev already made for that character
>>714023998The camera is a bit too low and the UI is too small and bland (so many games have boring UIs like this) but I will actually check it out, because I'm a sucker for this type of racing game.
I do wish more anti-grav racers would create tracks that weren't just straight lines and twisting loops. Both F-Zero and WipEout had a some actually tricky turns and part of what makes those games fun was figuring out how to take them without fucking dying or losing speed. So many EXTREME racing games have really boring track design in comparison. Not a criticism against this one, because I haven't played it yet, just a pattern I see in other titles.
>>714026537He has a knack for making characters that look like they fuck human men
>>714021382>eatshit studios
>>714008530why don't more platformers come out? I really like 3D platformers but indie devs barely make any that are worth their salt
>>714026186>gay furry gameevery FUCKING time
>>714010073looks great but these games never seem to come out
>>714018997just imagine if that game had good character designs. Those devs were insane to gimp their own game so hard
>>714026731God I want to fuck that dog in her big tits.
>>714010518looks great, shame how early on in development it is
>>714019447if I see one more game where you can crawl on walls while a green circle depletes...
>this webm is like 3 years old and the game still isn't out yet
lmao
>>714027912I backed his kickstarter because of the bikini costume in the demo
>>714009542sokoban witch sex
>>714028081cool monster designs
>>714008423 (OP)>It's le heckin n64 game from your childhood but with a forgettable 5/10 coombait protag!!!
>itt shill your slop project.
They literally all look like shit or derivative of something else, or both
>"upcoming" indie games
>half the webms in this thread are tech demos with no release date
>>714020795tacklebox was the best thing I've played in the last decade. Wish other 3D platformers had an inch of its polish
>>714028468Yes, and it's the only good kind of thread left on /v/ there should be a general for upcoming games.
>>714010073some retards have a hardon for not posting source
>>714022691feels more like ult than melee to me. the way landing lag works and the way shield hitlag works are way more ult than melee, for a start. Scrambles in general work like ult scrambles rather than melee scrambles
>>7140154923D platformers live and die by how fun movement is. They're fine on their own, but few ever get good enough movement tech to be fun.
>>714020876God, I miss slap city, that game was so fun and I wish it took off more
>>714017462That's pretty impressive for what it is.
>>714029502slap city is the best platform fighter since melee and it doesn't even feel very close
>>714023998I love antigrav racing games but god damn I wish theyd have tracks that weren't just floating roads
Its the reason why I love redout and ballisticng so much
I predict everything in this thread dying in the womb because the dev teams will start eating each other alive after they were all too busy scrolling xitter and commissioning por-I mean working to notice that one guy broke the piggy bank to doordash himself some extra mcnuggets.
>>714008423 (OP)Here's an upcoming game
>>714023998Where's the fun you're just going in a straight line. Never got into Sonic as a kid.
>>714026186deviantart and tumblr were a mistake
might as well shill my own game, not that you'll ever play it.
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Almost every single 3D game ITT feels like it's taking place inside of an engine rather than feeling an actual fictional world in game format
Tell me I'm not the only that's getting this feel, old games basically never had this problem, even something as unfinished and tech demoey as Mario 64 still had some immersive qualities to it where you could tell it was a unique thing and a window into its own world, whereas every 3D game ITT could feasibly be taking place on the same Unity test environment right around the corner of each other
>>714031764Maybe because every single game in this thread is another dime a dozen bing bing wahoo shit using stock assets from unity and mainly just showing off the 5 seconds of raw gimmicks.
>>714022762Illusion of Gaia/Soul Blazer
>>714020918I think I watched this on Newgrounds 10 years ago.
>>714010518I love the art style, but the gameplay and animation are clear rip-offs of that one indie platformer with the furry chick pole vaulting or some shit everywhere. I follow you on instagram and meant to say something there, but anonymous feedback is probably more appropriate.
>>714018267is there really nothing
>>714026152Looks pretty neat, but I wonder if there's should be some kind of monster that hunts the player constantly for tension.
>>714032530Spyro-likes are a cesspool of drama and mental illness 100x worse than bingshit. You'd be better off just erasing that alternative in your mind while you still can. I sure wish I could.
just post hmofa games, everything else is shit
>>714027646doesn't help that the game genuinely feels like shit to play
>>714020871Not every piece of media needs to be deep, bro. Sometimes a 3D scrimblo bimblo hits the spot just right.
>>714018043Wait I thought he was a cuck?
Is he a cuck and a fuck? Does he suck?
>>714033592I'm not even asking for that.
>>714010797i want this exact same game but put factorio in it and you use your mc and her forklift (and various other tools) to interact with everything
>>714033339Just give it to me doc, how deep does the rabbit hole go?
>>714026152damn
this is pretty close to a vidya idea I had
>platformers
>walking sims
>unreal engine
>pixel art
>RPG maker
>assetflip
And now PS1likes
I'm really fucking tired of this shit.
>>714020326What's that quote about shutting up and letting people think you're retarded over speaking an removing all doubt?
>>714034175My all time fav quote honestly.
People believe I'm a genius at my workplace when in reality I just watch how others do shit better and copy them.
>>714034384stay mad that I'm calling out slop
>>714034139I wouldn't say 3D platformers and the simple use of the Unreal Engine or pixel art makes something slop.
People have lost the ability to say they don't like something without tossing "slop" out in front.
I'll take these 3D platformers over deck builder roguelite RPG #3,412.
>>714008423 (OP)>slop>doesn't even mention name half the timeyeah this thread is shit
and most of these games are also shit
>>714008423 (OP)These games never actually get released
and if they do it's always half-baked shit
>>714031319Looks promising
>>714018807Mario 64 if he floaty.
>>714035192Mario 64 is already floaty
>>714008423 (OP)Any good games with GenAI coming out?
>>714034808Shit+mass produce=slop
I'm not misusing the term.
No your 67th iteration of bing bing wahoo wont reimagine the genre. It's another shit on the steam page I have to scroll through. Or youtube shill video I hit ignore on.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3624140/Wanderburg/
>>714035419Why would you want that? Most popular modern indies use it for voices or steam capsule images I guess but that’s not exactly what you’re looking for
>>714032051>Illusion of Gaiayep that's the one
>>714035753>Wanderburg is a minimalist open-world>minimalistdrop that shit and let me destroy stuff like in Brigador and I would buy it
>>714035820It's a new tech so, I'm looking for any games that can use it in an interesting way or that it looks good. I'm still hopeful that someone out there is going to use this tech for a good and interesting purpose.
>>714029789>>714030118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvtJPs8IDgU
>>714017913>anti-soul gasI hate this NPC phrase already.
>>714021436Block kino, what's this?
>>714018267The Big Catch is indev right now, and every single collectible in the demo is limited.
The collectibles are Fish (imagine the Apes from Ape Escape but faster) and Coins (found on the ground, dropped by killing enemies, and given when turning in fish)
>>714033741Let's see...hardcore grooming, troons, stealing, jealousy, sabotage, lying, threats of organized harassment...
One may think, well, doesn't the same shit happen with wahooslop? That's true. It does, but it manages to be way, way worse than what happens on it's side. I don't know how to explain it really. The sort of shit I heard finally made me cut off discord and ghost every business connection I made there.
To keep it more related to just the games themselves. A portion of the lying thing. Most of them love to advertise it as a Spyro-like and either have the bingshit influence stated deeper in or hidden to reveal later.
>>714036242why the counting crows version
>>714029789>>714030118>unironic /r/fuckcars /r/walkablecities schizophreniaIt looks so cute and authentic unlike everything else posted here. Why
>>714031764Too many amateurs focused on game technology vs game design.
>>714010510not when gen alpha is nostalgic for games that were an homage to the creator's nostalgic games.
>>714037850>schizophreniaJustified hatred for carfags and dogshit car-centric city planning is not "schizophrenia"
>>714037850>>714038241Car-centric city planning is dogshit and cars are awesome. I rebuke you both.
>>714038334Cars ARE cool, I never said they weren't. Liking cars doesn't make you a carfag.
>>714038334Cars are great for mid to long distance transit outside of a city, yes. They're great for racing in designated areas.
You ain't rebuking shit, lad.
>>714038425>>714038497Oh, okay. Have a great day anons.
planning on making a fps game similar to doom in terms of graphics and the such any pointers on an engine i can work with anons?
>>714038563>similar to doomI mean, you can't go wrong with GZDoom.
>>714036763That does sound nice, to the wishlist
>>714036361Do you prefer cum filter?
>>714038724The demo is purely standalone (albeit made from assets taken from the first area of the actual game) so feel free to play it if it looks neat to you.
WebM related is the hardest jump in the entire demo and will take you at least half a fucking hour.
>>714038895hope they're not so stingy with checkpoints in the full game
>>714008423 (OP)I read this as "India games" and was about to say I misjudged these people but I guess I should have known better.
>>714008423 (OP)playing spyro right now what a boring looking platformas
>>714009495>>714010518>>714018807 >>714019447this one is decent
>>714018992bad zelda that needs mutipal hits to kill something not good at all
>>714023998I never get these ugly boring wipeout like games they miss the whole point of wipeout
nothing here is more then a 7
I wish all the slop posters got beaten to death by their absent fathers.
>>714039318>Judging games he hasn't playedCrikey it's nu/v/ to a T
>>714039320Holy projection
>>714039546>Crikey it's nu/v/ to a Tif you cant tell how a game will play after a min of seeing it you are fucking stupid
99% of games are based on something else apex is cod and that is quake, use your eyes and mind
>>714027639you'll buy it, play it, and then complain on /v/?
>>714019218>cardsevery single time
>>714019068this looks very cool, but I'm worried it'll either be extremely guided, to the movie game slop point where most jumps are artificially forced into a certain direction to promise a follow up, or on the other hand (and most likely since this is indie), it'll be EXTREMELY finnicky and extremely punishing
the middle ground is extremely hard to find, especially for an FPS game (I think the only game I ever tried that did parkour well enough in first person was dirty bomb)
>>714041270More likely it plays great but there are no enemies, no npcs, no story, and nothing but time trials
>>714026152>working on my own submarine sci-fi horror-esque immersive simfml I thought I'd be unique
>>714042009Well you're both late since Iron Lung did it first. You can still win out by having actual fucking gameplay, something of an albino in the world if indie horror shit.
>>714042009In that game, the submarine can't be freely driven around, only goes to predesignated coordinates. So, if your game doesn't do that, then it's automatically a step-up.
>>714009542This is up my alley, what is it called?
>People are so conditioned by others not spilling the beans, they don't bother reading filenames
>>714043670>>714043843I searched for it, nothing came up. sue me faggot
>>714009542I have PTSD with these kind of games after Nocturne.
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>>714044250Spend more than 2 seconds instead of giving up at the first sign of difficulty.
>>714026186this looks like ass as a puzzle platformer.
>I guess I'll just go into the console and add my own way to open a closed door because the dev was too lazy to come up with an actual puzzle beyond "there's a closed door"
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>>714042445yeah I'm kind of scared to put too much vehicular content in the game because those are by default ultra niche, especially if we're talking full 6dof underwater exploration and combat
but yeah, I'd want to at least get some of the elements from pic rel, which I fucking loved when I was a kid
>>714042147>furry>stamina barno thanks
>indie game comes out
>no one cares
idk i would rather see webms of indie games that already released, maybe recently, but this is not what this thread is about
>>714045176Go play Metro Gravity, Despelote, Look Outside, AI Limit, Metal Bringer, and Out of Hands.
>>714008423 (OP)I like the idea of using character sprites in 3d games but it looks so awful when the world artstyle doesn't match. The only game to do it perfectly is octopath traveler
Is there a decent indy Spyro clone? Not so much the gliding but the running charge that he has
>>714012706this looks good, wish it was on steam so I could wishlist it
>>714044956where's the hoaeh minigame?
I wish listed a few of the games in this thread that look promising
>>714021156Yeah it had a demo this past Next Fest
>>714017112finally, chess 2.
>>714016926Can you die from dysentery in this?
>>714008423 (OP)Why is it always a shitty platformer
>>714044326kek same, I fucking hated that minigame.
>>714009003this is 100% made by a tranny
>>714020220Reminds me of the dungeon crawler mode Ehrgeiz had
>>714009495Not indie. after their kickstarter they were further funded by a publisher.
>>714035753This might be interesting, too bad the trailer can't focus on a shot for more than two seconds.
>>714023783show us the pilot artwork
>>714017559I'll link since nobody else did
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2537650/MEATSHOT/
this is too cool for this thread
>>714027639>forced to wallrun downward>crawlingk
>>714020795hope the there's a bigger catch to the campaign than what we got in the demo. don't need another stinky surprise this year.
>>714021337>No platform fighters past Melee have included L-cancellingSlap City and Rivals of Aether, but I only know this because those were the good ones.
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>>714028760steam next fest threads
>>714017742looked good til the anime gacha shit
>>714026537I saw some dragon, where's the squirrel's nuts?
>>714021998virtual boy is a console
>>714044661>>714044250I know what happened. Happens to me too when I have Female Protagonist blocked.
>>714018727Just play romhacks
>>714020326you're the mixed race kid that thinks he's smart, aren't you?
>>714049353Rivals does not have L-cancelling
>>714050104People who filter random tags with no consideration confuse me.
Tags are used broadly and killing one can easily hide tons of games you don't expect.
Especially something as broad as "female protagonist."
What the hell even compels you to do that?
As for his issue, he probably copy/pasted the name, which doesn't work because of an extra "s" at the end of "paralldox."
>>714032376>blatantly prototype empty visuals just to test gameplay>"I love the art style"indie sloppers are seriously mentally ill
>>714050935anon that's just what it looks like
>>714016362He sat down and popped his hemorrhoid accidentally
>>714020316heard the demo sucked for this
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>>714010913Before looks better because of high contrast. After looks like he made a full color game first and then just turned it into grayscale without considering the consequences it would have on contrast and dynamic range.
>>714021337starting a half black half slow family with lina
>>714014378The rain splashes don't look like rain at all, kinda distracting.
>>714050104>I have Female Protagonist blocked.gay? or just extremely fragile?
>>714020876People who hate on wavedashing or landing are poser unplayers. It's an intended mechanic. You have brawl and every static smash game after that to enjoy and melee is dead anyways.
>>714021337L-canceling is carpal tunnel input bloat. It functionally added nothing to the game as it was always correct to use it.
>Would you like to have less recovery lag?Duh
>>714050759>People who filter random tags with no consideration confuse me.I use some "broad" filters, like "Pixels" or some shit like that, and it's because I don't want any indie junk getting recommended to me.
However, the actual problem is that Steam's recommendation engine is garbage. It clearly operates based on those broad and arbitrary tags alone, which makes it practically useless.
People always praise Steam so much, yet simple stuff like discovering new games, is a total crapshoot there. Even their curator initiative some years back was halfbaked and never went anywhere.
>>714044956>Cute designs>Co-op slopWhen will the industry stop forcing this meme on the few action platformers being made.
>>714053407what new games are you trying to discover if not indie is a criteria?
>>714053407>Deleting anything pixelJesus Christ.
>>714053438Wouldn't it be a lot easier for you to make a friend than for the entire industry to change?
>>714053438Those are vtubers
>>714053545I'm not sure if I understood your question correctly, but whatever I'm searching for, isn't going to be something made by one lone hobbyist in his spare time.
Sadly, there's no clear tag for shit like that, so I have to use broader tags.
>>714053976Well?
What ARE you looking for?
what makes indie platformers so shit compared to nintendo ones? I played the banjo and kazooie mod Nostalgia 64, and it was genuinely amazing, then I played the modder's actual game, cavern of dreams, and it was kinda shit. Ruffy and the Riverside is pretty good, maybe the closest to actually feeling like nintendo would have made it. But that's the first one to do so after playing dozens.
>>714054165Let's say it's something between Triple-A and Bottom-Z. But there's no way to filter or search games based on "production values", for example.
>>714054278A combination of nostalgia and knowing what they're doing.
Many indie platformers are shooting in the dark with barely enough info to comprehend what they're doing.
>Hating on Cavern of DreamsYou confuse me, cause that one was great.
Anyway, 2 more for you to try, the demo for Slime 64 and then Corn Kidz 64.
>>714054386I liked the atmosphere and character in Cavern of Dreams, but the mechanics seemed half baked. I liked the momentum, but the jumps were way too short. felt paralyzing, like it was a negative effect from a bad item. It could have been great with some tweaks. Also end game is pretty bad, with the amount of backtracking in the final dungeon. I haven't even finished it yet.
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>>714053438The dev specifically mentioned the game is completely doable alone.
He's just showing all dev stuff in co-op mode (which he's doing himself)
>>714044956why are all platformers furry and loli bait now? Can't we have normal mascots again.
>>714054767That one's specifically about a pair of Vtubers, so it can't be helped.
>furry baitMost mascot platformers "back in the day" were furries, Anon.
And I have seen many horrible things pertaining to them.
As for modern, Kiwi 64.
>Inb4 a kiwi with a backpack is a furry
>>714024669ok so you just have a fundamental misunderstanding of what the word "common" means.
>>714031319this looks cute
>>714009986Maybe if [game we all played as kids]'s devs actually made more games (without changing it entirely) we'd play those instead.
>>714053407i hate anime coomshit, but i refuse to remove the tags "anime" or "sexual content" because if you look at steams "popular titles with this tag" you'll see that things like Cyberpunk, Witcher, Expedition33, furry hitler, Baulders Gate3, and other alright games, while the anime tag is trash, but im worried im going to mis out on some hidden gems based on similairly bad tagging.
>>714009495I didn't know you could ai generate games
>>714057635Precisely. The tagging system is just shit. But since everyone apparently loves Steam unconditionally, it will probably never get fixed.
How many of these games can run in a potato laptop from 2015?
>>714056817There is something charming in games where movement sound effects have an onscreen text display like that. Like how Zefyr a thief's melody or XIII (we do not speak of the remake) does it.
>>714058114shameless ripoff
>>714018534In all likeliness it's here to stay. It's too easy of an excuse to make lower poly models and gives you an "art style" without needing to design your own artistic direction.
Both mean the game is more likely to get made because there's less work involved.
>>714057846its not a steam problem, its a community tagging problem.
some people want a game to have EVERY part of it tagged so they can find/avoid any game with hint of it in there.
other people want tagging systems to be only about the main themes of a game, only mentioning the main content of the game, ignoring if theres minor sections that would fall under other tags.
does a game having a naked man in a bath tub and railing a witch on a unicorn mean it HAS sexual content? yes, but its not the focus of the game.
yet "witcher 3", and "sexbot lab" are both tagged as sexual content, with no distinction in the tags.
a solution would be to add a "porn game" tag, but im sure that would open steam up to some sort of legal trouble.
>>714058114>God hand but it manages to be look and play way worsewhat's the point.
>>714058416>tagging systems to be only about the main themes of a gameI would love this. There should be some main categories, like what genre of game is it. Them what kind of themes it has, and what kind of visuals. And only in the bottom would it list the usual crap that people tag into everything.
I thought the curator initiative would fix this, but they don't have any more tools than regular users, so it's a complete sham.
>>714010518>can we make an even worse main character design and worse world color palette than Penny's Big Escape?>damn right we can, by a large marginOn the plus side, if they keep going and add blinking textures and a UI that take half the screen it will circle around to becoming Cruelty Squad-tier "art".
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>>714053721Actually this makes a lot of sense. Something like 99.99% of pixel art indie games are garbage indieslop and worth filtering out wholesale. For the small handful of decent pixel art indie games that exist out there, you will easily discover them outside of Steam's Recommendation engine.
>>714058554>worse than god handGood lord how bad will it be!?
>>714059128>claptrap's new gig after the borderlands contract ends
>>714012706At first glance I thought it was a "Katia Managan in SPACE" fangame, but no. Too bad.
>>714017220>5 hours to kill a trash mobI will never understand this subtype of action games.
>>714047215>Queen still overpowered>King still sucks>half the characters are blacksYeah I'm gonna call DEI on this one, boys...
>indieYou're not indie, you're amateur.
And stop making bing bing wahoo platforms, I will never buy and so won't most people.
>>714031764I feel that and it's because that's exactly what's happening, all of them are taking place inside of an engine with the same physics and similar assets. What they lack is an infusion of soul to go beyond and immerse the player, they lack uniqueness.
They focus so much on the technique and forget that they're doing a video game, which is an art medium.
>>714017112the final boss of vaporware
this shit will actually release after Project Zomboid
>>714061242>the final boss of vaporwareThat's not Routine
>>714030752>they made a sequelNice
>>714044956>"you need both players to jump!">when the characters can clearly double-jump on their own
>>714009003sex and naizuri with miao miao
>>714050327Now we wait for Kaze autismo performance engine to be published and Mario64 romhack will be able to go much futher.
>>714033339wait there are spyro-likes? damn that sounds fun, which ones are out? I'd play a spyro-like
>>714010797This one looks sick desu
Why do you people think I would consider playing or buying a game based on your self-insert fetish character?
>>714038895not sure that was the hardest jump, I feel like there were loads of jumps that took longer for me
>>714061775because you look like you play cool games for attractive people.
>>714061338AIEEE
Why must you remind me?!
>>714020959It's called Roek but it still has not came out. The developer (Fleech) started working out on another game named Kludge and postponed the developent of Roek until it finished.
>>714061235Why do people attracted this aesthetic always have an IQ of like 30
>>714012360daring today, aren't we
>>714061826That's a reckless assumption on your part.
>>714062271>no gorewhats the point
>>714062336it's just a beta
>>714062281 oh you're so modest!
>>714062271Nice, is this an h-geimu?
With a bit more polishing it could make me pop a boner.
I was going to say this is just a stealth /agdg/ or /vdev/ thread, but none of the annoying avatarfags from there posted their "upcoming games", probably due to lack of one.
>>714008423 (OP)>>714009003These LOOK cool but you just know they just miss this little something that makes them good. All these revival 3d platformers are all just as slopish is AAA shit. Nothing really to them aside of the nostalgia pull and if they are legit good they take 2 hours to beat
>>714020316wow. this is the first game i've been hyped for in a decade, and its indie
>>714008423 (OP)This thread makes me sad.
Indies used to push for new game idea's and take risks, now they all nostalgia pander.
Not a single game in this thread looks original, its all done before, its just more of the same shit and the problem with nostalgia pandering is that your user base knows how to emulate and why buy a new 3d platformer if there are dozens that are better in the past you never played.
>single player indie slop
yawn
>>714062837okay fortnite boy
>>714030752that's lewd, anon
>>714044006is this made by that ball-breaking game dev
>>714009396>ANOTHER 2D sprite 3D platformerYeah I hate this style becoming popular suddenly, completely breaks my immersion.
Everyone got too lazy to make a 3d character.
thanks to everyone posting games!
and ignore joyless retards who only want to be mad at everything
>>714062824>if there are dozens that are better in the past you never played.not every genre has the breadth of shoot em ups. good 3d platformers are scarce.
>>714063067Yet there are a shitload of 3D artists and Blender users worldwide. Even here many people know how to make 3D objects and characters.
I don't understand. Why can't they put a single cute 3D girl into a game? It's always some digusting furry shit.
>>714063349cause you will be called a pedo if you do
west is mentally ill
>>714038763I'd prefer you learn how to come up with your own opinions instead of parroting things you saw online.
since you're all so sour about 3D platformers
name me some solid Mega Man likes to keep an eye on, or really good clones. and yes, I already have the two 20XX games, they never quite felt good enough.
>>714063868gravity circuit has good reviews
you got shovel knight too ig
>>714044326>>714047883>here's your reward, fiend
>>714018764>they even stole kingdom hearts 3 hit combo animationholy shit
>>714020728Hat In Time is a Sunshine-like
>>714029879>release schedule updated
I'm tired of seeing all these games where the gameplay consists entirely of
>bing bing wahooo! watch me skip through this poorly designed environment because it has no thought into it whatsoever
Do devs just don't care about level design anymore? Why have levels at all if you're just going to rush through it all as fast as possible?
These all look like fucking shit, video games are actually dead.
>>714020660holy shit this gives me instant motion sickness which i get maybe once in a decade tops. good job
>>714008423 (OP)is there not a single slow paced indiegame, at least one that isnt made with speedrunning autism in mind, ffs all of them look like they were made by some crack junkie
>>714020316Hell yeah Holstin mentioned.
>>714009003wow I'm easy as fuck when people play all the right visual tropes because this is appealing to me
>>714065535ADHD generation, it's only going to get worse
>>714062824People aren't as adventurous as they used to be, common practice nowadays is to be derivative but have a unique selling point because niche ideas no longer sell unless they have really addicting game design.
>>714020918oh my fucking god his website was refreshing. I LOVE that shit.
>>714065535yeah there's plenty of walking sims
>>714065535Slow is boring, but some amount of these look fairly slow or they appear going fast but it takes longer to get to a point in which the player needs to actually perform an action.
>>714018406>second>implying there was a first
>>714022872Can't wait for this.
>>714017220That's what I was talking about in the Character Buzzword threads. There are dozens of games of this style out there, but nobody talks about them. Thanks, anon. Where can I follow the development of this game?
>>714066094a turn based game?
grim
>>714029879The only thing I know about this game is you can parry fall damage and a fucking nuclear explosion
>>714066375you're a fake slowcel if you can't handle true slowkino
>>714009542I put this on my wishlist, thanks for posting it anon.
>>714026731goddamn guess I'm a furry now
>>714053407They already do more than any other platform
>>714019447the wallrunning felt like ass, and I wasn't convinced with the backpack mechanic of having to stockpile and manage traversal resources
just go the mario route and transform into a vine frog that can shoot three vine seeds or whatever
>>714066276Try googling the game's title
maybe we all have lost sight of what videogames are even about. this is the most raw thread on /v/ and yet 95% of us are having no fun at all.
Captcha: KNAXW
holy christ
>>714010913Pretty as fuck. Especially those environments. I just hope it's fun.
>>714067354welcome to /v/, we hate videogames and everything here, now get the fuck out!
>>714023691I love the involved reloading and fire mechanics. Definitely proves the "Receiver" school of thought that having more control placed into your hands makes the game more alive.
>>714026152Better have actual monsters. I hate when a game has an awesome underwater focus but it takes it too easy on players. Even Subnautica is too kind.
>>714033581When the fuck did you get to try it?
>>714029789I love the era of graphics it's going for. Definitely under used.
>>714067871NTA but it had a demo on next fest few weeks ago
>>714059128This is just armored core 1, but shitty
>>714008530On average, every single day last year around 50 games released on Steam.
Is there a single original idea contained in this ITT?
>>714068281Oregano? I dunno. But the car park one looked cool enough for me to wishlist despite the dev probably being a cockslobbering fag
>>714068281People literally do not want that.
>>714022057Worst taste I've ever witnessed on this site, and I've seen a lot of shitty takes.
>>714017316this looks pretty sweet. Anyone know any finished games with this gameplay style? Lesser known action RPGs, I'm sick of looking through the steam page for new ones to play
>>714014378Now show gameplay
>>714068650Crosscode, the dev's previous game.
>>714066375more like turn cringe games imo
>>714017220So this is ZZZ without the gachaslop?
>>714017220>Mosbles making this vaporwave instead of just making pornGrim
>>714068281Name some games with original ideas.
>>714017742Sad there's no games like this that aren't gacha dogshit
>>714068740>Crosscodety, torrenting it rn
>>714068827Metal Gear Solid.
>>714068827My original idea is you bounce on my dick. It's an original idea because no one else has ever thought about doing it.
>>714069090>originalthat's a blatant parody of "Your mother bouncing on MY dick", except homosexual, wow so unique and interesting
>>714010518excited for this one myself, the artstyle and ost is pure sovl
>>714069205She can bounce on it too. Anyone really. Please. I'm so lonely.
>>714044846sounds good. keep us posted.
>>714065428No, video games aren't dead, it's just that people that shouldn't be doing games are the ones doing them to grift money out of normalfags and turdworlders. It's the reality.
The market is oversaturated with asset flip games and unoriginal grifters.
>>714031319uhhhhh i cant find "raceTest" on steam...
>>714057635>Furry Hitler>Alright gameOpinion discarded
Kys furtroon
>>714026537>>714027014>>714030962I kinda get it but it's cartoony and well-made enough not to look like a tumblr furry OC. I can see a respected developer making a character like this. This one
>>714026731 does look like straight up furry porn though
>>714062271House of Velez shits on this
>>714068281It kinda feels like indies are usually stuck making games from their childhood except worse. I don't know why these people get into making games if they're not genuinely creative people.
It's out on itchio already but there will be a steamie hut junior release with added multiplayer. Best music BGM of the year for sure.
I wish there was a game that forces you to think 4 dimensionally, make it simple like a small town in 2D but the town can change in so many ways and you play partially from the perspective of someone in the town that's an avatar of a god that's trapped in the town, but you also play from the perspective of the god and can alter history to help your avatar escape the town, so you can go back in time change things. That would be cool
>>714035753>Mortal Engines
>>714070308https://store.steampowered.com/app/2147950/4D_Golf/
The final level is 5D or 6D, iirc.
And it has a 4D level editor.
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>>714069920Three reasons:
1) People are very genre-minded when picking games to play. People know what they like and avoid what they don't and/ or are unfamiliar with.
2) Developers tend to make games they are qualified to make, and the games they are qualified to make are games that exist within genres and visual/ textual broad categories they have experience playing or consuming.
3) The gaming industry was still in its infancy back in the day, so people had interests other than games that informed their design and there wasn't an idea of how games were "supposed to be made" back then (and if there was it was prone to quick collapse with changes to technology).
Unless your game has a really obvious visual hook or a hook that is really easy to parse in 20 second clips, it's always always always better to start from a genre or a specific game and put a twist on it. 95% of the most popular indie games are just this, only the ones that fail just slightly aren't different enough or are just plain shit.
In short, uniqueness doesn't sell, and the rising standards for indies have made it so you're punished more for taking risks. I think as far as uniqueness goes, it's not that important. Just make something good that can stand on at least a couple of its own merits that you know people already like.
>>714070409oh hey cool, not exactly what I wanted, but I'm glad people experiment with higher dimensional thinking
>>714069883>House of Velez
>>714021280cute game, trying out the demo, glad theres a lot of cute girls
>>714017220The thread was for upcoming games not shit that's been in dev hell for over 10 years and never coming out. The guy couldn't even finish the announced content for his patreon scam game before ducking out with the money.
>>714070157>Skeleton camI will now buy your game
>>714061996Aw man, really? I was genuinely excited for it. Still remember the few comfy threads ive been in with the dev. Hope it doesnt turn into vaporwave
>>714010797Is she handlift certified?
>>714070157Currently trying this one, I like overall presentation.
The game gets a lot better when you increase the game speed and enable the ruler.
https://oroshibu.itch.io/snailshock-grand-supreme
As always with unity games the audio is way too loud.
>>714017559That hazy effect on the pumpkin head looks really cheap. Feels like someone wearing an unusual hat from TF2.
>>714008423 (OP)I've looked through every webm and I'm going to play an interactive experience with a satisfying twist of taking a huge dump.
>>714071782Ruler was added in later patches on request. It's a lot of luck and using your resources to get 100% stars but very fun.
>>714029879>Mortal Engines.
>>714069090>>714069205>>714069283Bouncing on my boy's dick has been a joke on youtube for almost a decade.
shit thread for shit games
>>714072839The joke is no one has ever thought about bouncing on MY dick specifically.