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Anonymous No.714026953 >>714027191 >>714027442 >>714028868 >>714028878 >>714029760 >>714032578 >>714034090 >>714039572 >>714046051
Donkey Kong Bananza
What is that behind Pauline?
Is it King K. Rool?
Anonymous No.714027043 >>714027232
probably the planets core
Anonymous No.714027092 >>714027175 >>714028121 >>714029072 >>714030187 >>714033224 >>714036408 >>714040564
She's fucking 13...
Anonymous No.714027175
>>714027092
This "13" is very lucky
Anonymous No.714027191
>>714026953 (OP)
>What is behind Pauline?
>That pattern
Bros...
Anonymous No.714027232
>>714027043
There looks to be some sort of throne in the background.
Did King K. Rool become an elder?
Anonymous No.714027442 >>714027505 >>714027615 >>714027657 >>714027771 >>714036531
>>714026953 (OP)
there’s alotta croc symbolism

if they bait us in the end, then idk what their intentions were.
Anonymous No.714027467 >>714027739 >>714028114 >>714028236 >>714029852 >>714031402
Anonymous No.714027505
>>714027442
to bait retards into buying the game.
Anonymous No.714027615
>>714027442
Considering he's not even in the theme park, I doubt it :/
Anonymous No.714027657 >>714027863 >>714028053 >>714028270 >>714028823 >>714033071 >>714037237
>>714027442
>There's alotta croc symbolism
Such as? Sounds like hopium to me
Anonymous No.714027739
>>714027467
These characters are seriously expressive
Anonymous No.714027771
>>714027442
Are we REALLY doing this again?
Anonymous No.714027863 >>714027952 >>714027967 >>714028014
>>714027657
since 4chins does allow multiple images, the golden kremlings are possibly a nod
Anonymous No.714027952
>>714027863
*doesn’t, fuckin mistyped.
Anonymous No.714027967 >>714028090 >>714028823
>>714027863
>golden kremlings
>>>possibly a nod
>>>>golden kremlings
Anonymous No.714028014 >>714036638
>>714027863
>Void Kong isn't K. Rool is disguise. he is forcefully transformed into K. Rool at the end of the game
how mad would people be?
Anonymous No.714028053 >>714039572
>>714027657
Anonymous No.714028057 >>714028180 >>714028268
why are rare fags so obssessed with K. Rool
Anonymous No.714028090 >>714028176
>>714027967
anon, no other notable reptile mobs have appeared in dkc
Anonymous No.714028114
>>714027467
Cute!
Anonymous No.714028121
>>714027092
Those are 13 lucky Kongs
Anonymous No.714028176 >>714028823
>>714028090
That's a skeleton that vaguely looks like a dinosaur, not a fucking kremlin. You guys are seriously setting yourself up for disappointment if you think that hints towards anything. I really don't think K. Rool will be in this game, and that's okay!
Anonymous No.714028180
>>714028057
they are just Barafags
Anonymous No.714028236
>>714027467
Anonymous No.714028268 >>714028602 >>714028632 >>714029823 >>714036638
>>714028057
because we want him back as the main villain, also smashfags are aware of his character.
Anonymous No.714028270 >>714028602
>>714027657
Anonymous No.714028602 >>714028714 >>714029134 >>714029782
>>714028270
That is not a crocodile.
>>714028268
>he can change his appearance
jesus christ k. rool fags are on that max strength copium.
Anonymous No.714028632 >>714036638
>>714028268
Void Will be transformed into K. Rool in a mid credits scene
Anonymous No.714028714 >>714028873
>>714028602
the whole Journey to the West cope is hilarious.
Anonymous No.714028823 >>714029194
>>714028176
>>714027967
>>714027657
They're totally kremling skeletons and it's not exactly vague.
Anonymous No.714028868
>>714026953 (OP)
Me
Anonymous No.714028873 >>714028927
>>714028714
pauline jr. theory is way more bizarre but you do you i guess.
Anonymous No.714028878 >>714028961
>>714026953 (OP)
K. Rool fags are gay. Sexo with Pauline!
Anonymous No.714028927 >>714029064
>>714028873
both are stupid
Anonymous No.714028961 >>714029013 >>714029184
>>714028878
you WILL witness k rools grans return and you WILL buy it for him.
Anonymous No.714029013
>>714028961
*beginning
Anonymous No.714029064 >>714029131
>>714028927
I think both are likely.
Anonymous No.714029072
>>714027092
Mario's daughter is so cute!
Anonymous No.714029131
>>714029064
you're setting yourself up for disappointment anon
Anonymous No.714029134
>>714028602
They’re called crocoids, they’re definitely crocodiles
Anonymous No.714029184
>>714028961
What if instead of a bull king, he is a banana king?
What if he disguises himself as VoidCo's banana god who sits on a banana throne?
Anonymous No.714029194 >>714029579
>>714028823
>Kremling Skeletons
Guys... Void Kong's wish is to revive K. Rool and the Kremlings! The planet core will have K. Rool's skeleton! It's going to be so fucking kino!
Anonymous No.714029393
Deepest lore...
Anonymous No.714029512 >>714029934
DK's greatest enemy is Mario, and will always be Mario. K.Rool just doesn't have the history.
Anonymous No.714029579
>>714029194
I think K. Rool went into the planet core in DKC2, and then lived in there and/or got old and turned into an elder.
Anonymous No.714029725 >>714029841 >>714029942
half of you zoomers didnt even know who k rool was until he was annouynced for smash ultimate
Anonymous No.714029760 >>714029950
>>714026953 (OP)
post her feet
Anonymous No.714029782 >>714029914 >>714030027
>>714028602
I love me some K Rool, but my god these cunts are deep in denial. Almost as bad as the Pauline jr. schizo.
Anonymous No.714029823
>>714028268
If Void Kong transformed into K. Rool to an operatic chant and massive health bar, that’s my GOTY.
Anonymous No.714029841
>>714029725
Who are you referring to?
Anonymous No.714029852
>>714027467
SOVL
Anonymous No.714029914 >>714030040 >>714030056
>>714029782
has K. Rool ever shown any magical abilities? putting on a pirate costume is not a transformation.
Anonymous No.714029934
>>714029512
mario isn’t jumpman, and this dk isn’t even cranky
Anonymous No.714029942
>>714029725
I envy zoomers who don’t know who Gatornigger is.

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator
Anonymous No.714029950
>>714029760
No thank you.
Anonymous No.714030027 >>714030151 >>714030154 >>714030234
>>714029782
Was that the guy who was calling her "Suzanne" up until the direct blew him the fuck out?
Anonymous No.714030040 >>714030314
>>714029914
Nope. Every one of his appearances have had him use tech, never magic. It's the weirdest cope.
Anonymous No.714030056 >>714030131
>>714029914
He won't need magic, he's the twist final boss and the last elder at the core.
Anonymous No.714030131
>>714030056
I see K. Rool being less a villain this game and more relegated to being a side character, that is assuming he shows up at all. He might run a concession stand if he does.
Anonymous No.714030151
>>714030027
kek i forgot about that
Anonymous No.714030154
>>714030027
>Was that the guy who was calling her "Suzanne" up until the direct blew him the fuck out?
I believe so, yes.
Anonymous No.714030187
>>714027092
...anons tonight!
Anonymous No.714030234 >>714030326
>>714030027
"Suzanne" was from a post made here on April 9th recounting supposed insider info from NateDrake/NateTheHate.
In that thread, other Anons started referring to "Pauline" as Suzanne.
Anonymous No.714030307 >>714032539
Guys, it could not be more fucking obvious, there's crates from New Donk City in a bunch of the levels we've seen so far. They'll get blasted to the surface and K Rool will go Super Bananza, DK will go Super Bananza and it'll be a Kong vs Godzilla battle. It's literally so obvious lmao
Anonymous No.714030314 >>714030548
>>714030040
K. Rool fags are delusional then
Anonymous No.714030326 >>714030730
>>714030234
Except that never fucking happened and the only "source" was that schizo post from the archive.
Anonymous No.714030526 >>714030668
How many levels do we reckon, lads?
Odyssey had 17. I'm guessing we'll have 12-15 main ones and a couple of bonus areas just like in that game?
Anonymous No.714030548
>>714030314
Yes, I've been in full agreement with you this whole time.
Anonymous No.714030564 >>714031395
What if King K. Rool becomes good?
What if Donkey Kong and King K. Rool team up to defeat Void Kong?
And that's how King K. Rool gets an Avenue named after him.
Anonymous No.714030668
>>714030526
screenshots show different sublevels but i dont know if thats just a new ui header or if every world (kingdom) "theme" has several different levels within it to maximise the use of the assets
Anonymous No.714030730 >>714031182
>>714030326
What if "Pauline" is actually her surname, ala Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?
I'm not going to act like anything is set in stone right now.
Anonymous No.714031182 >>714031360
>>714030730
You are mentally ill.
Anonymous No.714031307 >>714031782
Is she in the games guys?
Anonymous No.714031360
>>714031182
Wait a minute...
Anonymous No.714031395
>>714030564
This seems more likely than having him be the villain again. He's essentially going to have the Tien/Vegeta/Piccolo transformation where he's one of the good guys now.
Anonymous No.714031402 >>714031531 >>714031597 >>714032521 >>714032635 >>714041598
>>714027467
I like this interaction because it shows DK as a good mentor figure, cheering her up when he notices her forlorn expression. This is actually a defining Rareware trait that's been adapted and expanded here but Raresnoys would never admit that because "le calarts design".
I am going to miss not having Diddy Kong around all the time though.
Anonymous No.714031531 >>714032635
>>714031402
>Raresnoys - anyone critical of DK's redesign = SNOY
>8snoys - anyone critical of MKW's forced intermission tracks = SNOY
Are there any other snoys we should know about?
Anonymous No.714031597 >>714032635
>>714031402
Why are you using "snoy" as a suffix?
Who are you trying to fool?
We can see right through you.
Anonymous No.714031782 >>714031892 >>714031912 >>714032639
>>714031307
DK prefers... younger women now
Anonymous No.714031892 >>714032798
>>714031782
Nintendo forced this upon him.
Also how come nobody gave yoshi shit for carrying around literal diaperfag plumbers?
Anonymous No.714031912
>>714031782
No he does not.
He is going to protect her and return her to her parents.
Whoever they are...
Anonymous No.714032521 >>714032625 >>714032635
>>714031402
Are the snoys in the room with us right now?
Anonymous No.714032539
>>714030307
I would like that too.
Or maybe a recreation of 25m.
Anonymous No.714032578
>>714026953 (OP)
I played the demo at my local Best Buy, I didn't make it past four Banandium gems because I got too invested in smashing and digging everything around me but the controls are fucking solid, I just wish this was a cross-gen title and not greater than or equal to $70
Anonymous No.714032625
>>714032521
It's just our local.
He hates Donkey Kong Bananza.
He is scared of Donkey Kong Bananza.
Anonymous No.714032635 >>714032726
>>714031402
>>714031531
>>714031597
>>714032521

All me thoughbeit

Four (You)s lined up in a row. Beautiful

I will CONTINUE the snoy AGENDA
Anonymous No.714032639
>>714031782
idgaf what DK like, just what *I* like
Anonymous No.714032726
>>714032635
You will not slander our precious Donkey Kong.
And stay away from Mini-Pauline, don't insult her either.
Anonymous No.714032798 >>714032935 >>714033014 >>714036347
>>714031892
>Also how come nobody gave yoshi shit for carrying around literal diaperfag plumbers?
DK already has a history of lusting after adult Pauline, so this setup makes it easy to joke about DK being a groomer
Anonymous No.714032935
>>714032798
Donkey Kong would never hurt Mini-Pauline.
Anonymous No.714032948 >>714032979 >>714033046
There will be no K. Rool, no Kremlings at all, and no other Kongs besides Cranky except for maybe Funky because Nintendo has a weird obsession with him.
Anonymous No.714032979 >>714033078
>>714032948
I sense that you might be coping.
Anonymous No.714033014 >>714033056
>>714032798
I get why they redesigned him visually, but did they really have to change his name to Rapey Kong?
Anonymous No.714033046 >>714033117
>>714032948
Diddy and Dixie are in the trailer you idiot
Anonymous No.714033056
>>714033014
They did not rename him.
Why do you take joy in insulting Donkey Kong?
Anonymous No.714033071 >>714033434
>>714027657
There really isn't. There's one crocodile enemy and that's it, it just happens to be one of the more common ones
There's enemies based on
>Ants
>Bees
>Boars
>Moles
>Monkeys (multiple by the way)
>Octopi
>Sharks
I want K. Rool back too but I think this is 100% going to be them trying to sweep most of DKC under the rug outside of key jangles ("OMG GNAWTY HAS A FOSSIL ZOMG THEY DIDN'T FORGET!!!!!!!!!") and instead them trying to retie Donkey Kong back to Mario (visually the game is much more similar to Odyssey than any Donkey Kong game, Pauline focus, etc.)
Anonymous No.714033078
>>714032979
NTA but the ones coping are the guys coming up with theories on how the villain will transform into k. rool
Anonymous No.714033117
>>714033046
He's pretending to be non-intelligent.
Anonymous No.714033224 >>714033306
>>714027092
in a row?
Anonymous No.714033301 >>714033363
Any chance the Tikis will show up ?
Anonymous No.714033306
>>714033224
Nope.
Anonymous No.714033363
>>714033301
The chances are very slim.
Anonymous No.714033434 >>714033572 >>714033681
>>714033071
>I think this is 100% going to be them trying to sweep most of DKC under the rug outside of key jangles
But we've already seen Rambi, Diddy, Cranky Kong that look very much like their rare counterparts, nearly identical.
Anonymous No.714033572 >>714033716
>>714033434
The reason DK himself looks so different is to tie into the Mario movie, bring his look closer to his arcade design, but most importantly in the context of his goofy expressiveness in this game, it's actually because he's supposed to be a younger DK. Rare DK is a lot older in terms of his design and "personality".
Anonymous No.714033681
>>714033434
>Diddy
Diddy and Dixie both got redesigns and every single part of their redesigns was to make them look like how they did in the Mario movie rather than how they look like in any actual Donkey Kong game or the 2D art everyone says Donkey Kong's new look was based on
Anonymous No.714033693 >>714037420
All this seething about "muh Rare", when in reality this game is actually Banjo-Threeie thinly disguised as a new 3D DK
Anonymous No.714033716
>>714033572
What if this is a new DK, and Rare DK, with some slight differences, shows up at the end?
Anonymous No.714033840 >>714033970 >>714036638 >>714039414
>final boss fight VS void kong
>relatively standard boss battle, nothing insane
>after defeating him, cutscene plays. K Rool appears, revealing himself to be the mastermind of the whole op
>Rock cover Gang Plank Galleon kicks in, complete with the rap lyrics from smash ultimate
>Phase 2 starts, this time now fighting K Rool
>after getting him low enough on health, he absorbs a fuckload of Banandium and gets his own bastardized Kong Bananza (now called Kong K. Rool)
>Gang Plank Galleon ramps up in intensity, turns into a rap battle between Pauline and K Rool
This will happen

I feel it in my bones
Anonymous No.714033874
Something to note is that the time between DK Arcade and DK '94 or DKC is 13 years.
Is that why Pauline here is specifically 13?
Anonymous No.714033970
>>714033840
Or maybe Pauline is singing in front of Elder K. Rool's throne to turn DK into a Kremling Bananza?
Anonymous No.714034090 >>714034209
>>714026953 (OP)
That is the Banandium Root. Pauline is using her singing to "wake it up" so that they can get their wish. This is after beating Void Kong. K.Rool swoops in and eats it after this and becomes a giant. Final battle is DK scaling K.Rool, using his various Bananza forms to beat bulging spots on K.Rool to eat the Banandium sticking out. Eventually, K.Rool swats DK off and Pauline sings, causing DK to become a Giant too. Final bit of the final battle is Giant Kong Bananza DK fighting Giant K. Rool.
Anonymous No.714034209
>>714034090
Do you think they would fight in New Donk City?
Anonymous No.714034690
diddy and dixie were a good duo
Anonymous No.714035020
Anonymous No.714035579
I am very excited for this game's cutscenes.
Anonymous No.714036225
>tfw no giant monke friend to sic on any minor inconvenience
Anonymous No.714036347 >>714036492
>>714032798
thats not real is it?
Anonymous No.714036408 >>714036546
>>714027092
13 out of 10

Indeed
Anonymous No.714036492
>>714036347
It's a paused frame taken out of context from a 30-second ad released after the Direct.
Anonymous No.714036531 >>714036653
>>714027442
I mean SOMEONE's gotta be disguising their true identity, otherwise what was the fucking point of oddrock
Anonymous No.714036546
>>714036408
Protect the sacred Mario midget.
Anonymous No.714036638 >>714036847
>>714028014
>>714028268
>>714028632
>>714033840
K. Rool has to be revealed at the midpoint of the game at most ala Shadow Mario is Bowser Jr. in Sunshine
Otherwise it'd come across as a jarring change for no reason that had little to no set-up
Anonymous No.714036653 >>714037101
>>714036531
okay, but K. Rool has never shown an aptitude for magic. unless he appears and pulls the crystal coconut out his ass void isn't him.
Anonymous No.714036847
>>714036638
Maybe there is a scene where "Pauline" brings up "her mom/dad" in a conversation with DK?
Anonymous No.714037002 >>714037291
The only way this can be an Odyssey prequel without breaking the timeline is if it takes place a few months before Odyssey.
Anonymous No.714037101 >>714037219
>>714036653
yeah but this is nintendo, they can just pull new powers for a character out of their ass
Anonymous No.714037219
>>714037101
Or K. Rool can gain powers, or just appear at the end as the mastermind behind VoidCo.
Anonymous No.714037237 >>714039330 >>714039491
>>714027657
The biggest sign for me is that bit of dialogue from Cranky that doesn't seem to have anything to do with VoidCo or the whole plot about the banandium or the world core.
Anonymous No.714037291 >>714037424
>>714037002
When has Nintendo ever given much thought to timelines?
Anonymous No.714037420
>>714033693
>Banjo-Threeie

its just odyssey 2 with environmental destruction
Anonymous No.714037424
>>714037291
The only Nintendo devs that give a fuck about timelines are Monolith Soft and the Splatoon guys, and even they get fudgy sometimes.

MS is a bit of a major exception to the rule though, since they seem to be entirely powered by one man’s 30 year long autistic crusade. They exist outside of conventional bounds.
Anonymous No.714038071
Ugh!
Anonymous No.714038757 >>714039042 >>714040126
Bing-Bing Wahoo!
Anonymous No.714039042
>>714038757
Unironically much better
Anonymous No.714039330
>>714037237
It would be really funny if you beat the game and then cranky berates you about K.Rool having stolen your bananas like how Banjo and Kazooie have the barbecue once they rescue tooie but she reminds them that Grunty still hasn't been dealt with.
Anonymous No.714039414
>>714033840
>turns into a rap battle between Pauline and K Rool
LOOKIE HERE LOOKIE HERE LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT
Anonymous No.714039491
>>714037237
Cranky is wrong. It's that simple.
Anonymous No.714039572 >>714039615 >>714039893
>>714026953 (OP)
What if Pauline IS King K. Rool?
>>714028053
This one is my favorite lol
Anonymous No.714039615 >>714040093
>>714039572
She isn't King K. Rool.
Anonymous No.714039893 >>714040093
>>714039572
What if Gary Bowser is actually Gary Rool and he doesn't put himself in games because he already has a strangle hold on the company?
And also a reptillian alien mastermind over humanity?
Anonymous No.714040093
>>714039615
She could be.
>>714039893
Okay, now we're getting into my personal beliefs.
Anonymous No.714040126
>>714038757
>Shoes
cringe
Anonymous No.714040145
Anonymous No.714040490 >>714043041
Anonymous No.714040564 >>714040604
>>714027092
I need vore with Pauline pred now
Anonymous No.714040604
>>714040564
I don't think you need that.
Anonymous No.714041598 >>714041797
>>714031402
Donkey a good boi, even if he sometimes puts on the banan-blinders.
Anonymous No.714041797
>>714041598
You just replied to
Anonymous No.714043041
>>714040490
no fvarking way...
Anonymous No.714045154
This could not come at a better time, I just wanna play another 3D platformer and enjoy some solid gameplay again.
Anonymous No.714046051
>>714026953 (OP)
You misspelled bonanza.
Anonymous No.714046459
This will be the final boss