Squids....

nintendo is the only triple a publisher still getting away with stuff like this

>>714028217 (OP)
That's a brown child

PUMP SQUIDS UP WITH INK UNTIL THEY SPLAT

>>714028635
out of 10!

>>714028217 (OP)
Octos.

>>714030089
>>714030216

>>714028217 (OP)
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>thread is titled squids
>octoniggers flood in

Buy their game.

>>714030474
They are the same thing, tentacles are tentacles no matter which way you use them

>>714030380
Imagine getting paid to sculpt those perfect asscheeks

>>714030678
>They are the same thing
wrong
woomies are more pure
octos are more slutty
i rest my case

>>714030582
>Buy Shiver's game

I am.

>>714028217 (OP)
Wh-What's the top marinated in?

>>714028635
So are you.

>>714030474
Post more squids then

>>714030474
Blame Shiver for being so unreasonably sexo

>>714031452
how do you mean?

>>714030380
What does the front of the model look like?

>>714032192

>>714032391
I can work with this

>>714030923
onions sauce, turmeric, garlic, green onion, salt, sugar, and a bit of tajin (lime version)

>>714031452
The Queen of Squids herself.

>>714032391
wew lad.

>>714028217 (OP)
how do i get good at splatoon? I like the game but the game doesn't like me.

>>714032559
just play salmon run until you git gud, also never get on my team

>>714032474

>>714032497
Octos are so hot

>>714032391
Womb

>>714028217 (OP)
Squiggers

>>714028217 (OP)
Sexo

YOU'RE A KID NOW
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

>>714037607
spats > dolphin shorts

post frye already

>>714037761
Truth Nuke

>>714037868
frye is so ugly compared to shiver it's not even close

>>714037607
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW
SUCKING DICK NOW

>>714038978
>t. secondary

>>714033181
was it really necessary to fully model their buttcrack

>>714039923
Was it necessary to build the pyramids? Was it necessary to paint the Mona Lisa, or to write the Odessey? To erect the Eiffel Tower or to compose The Ride of Valkyries?

>>714028217 (OP)
I'm not interested in black squids because I myself am black but I would breed the shit out of marina.

>>714041997
why are you a squid

>>714033181
>>714037607
HHNNNNNGGG WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO

>>714041997
How is that an issue?

>>714043213
>Black mom
>Black friends
>Black girlfriend
Just oversaturated to me. Probably the same feeling white anons get when they see a cute Japanese girl next to a regular white girl

>>714041997
favorite video game female outside splatoon?

>>714043842
Cream the rabbit

>>714044102
>he played sonic advance 2
based

>>714043483
I get it but also surprised

>>714044147
Haha... Yeah. Sonic advance

>>714043842
Midna

>>714043842
Pearl! Wait fuck can I try again?

>>714045092
extra based

I love woomypussy

>>714045092

I hope the devs make use of the upgraded switch 2 hardware and add in detailed sweat effects to splatoon raiders

>>714044169
I can tell you are white. Trust me on this, just one ghetto black women will throw you off of them for the rest of your life.

actual model btw

>714045632
Don't turn the thread into /pol/ shit just post squids

>>714045697
that is, uh, not the actual model.
no cameltoe on the real thing, unfortunately

>>714045697
holy

>>714045632
>I can tell you are white
I'm black but not american

>squid on a motorcycle in mk8

>>714045697
It's not btw.

>>714045697
Sakurai was an absolute madman for this

>>714045882
autism

>>714032391
I wish people would use these instead of those lanky skin walker models everyone uses. Part of their charm are their weird proportions and short height, making them human sized and shaped misses the whole point

Why did Marina design this outfit like this

>>714045952
This.

>>714028217 (OP)
Legit how did they get away with making sexy squid and octo kids with fat asses? Especially in their Wii U era where everything was censored and ruined. I can only imagine what splatoon designs would look like if it wasn't tied to Nintendo if they look so damn spicy already with limits

>>714032662
Art book?

>>714046113
splatoon has always been fucking baffling on this front, it is genuinely insane what they've been able to get away with, holy fuck

>>714045982

>>714046113
>>714046264
splatoon is tasteful. calm down.

>>714046325
>tasteful
octo expansion literally forces you to stare at two naked octolings on the character select screen

>>714046325
>>714045982
yeah and the hip swaying was pure and innocent too
i don't get why some people find it so hard to admit

Sexy octo brat

>>714045952
I guess artists are scared of making on model art of them cause it would make them look illegal

>>714046264
>fat asses and wide hips
>permanent spats to show those assets off
>ass cracks
>swaying hips
>pants so low in marinas 2Pac look she almost shows her cunt
>detailed tummies and love handles
>slutty clothing
>lot if bare skin for a kids game
Etc....
>>714046325
Tasteful my ass. Splatoon is horny as hell and they push it as far as Nintendo lets them. I'm surprised the crybaby twitter crowd hasn't had a fit over the designs because of the playable characters being canonical children.

>>714046624
God damn I just want to lift her legs up and have my way with her so bad

>>714046653
I really don't think it's much of an issue since there really isn't a difference between the the player models and the idols and random npc squids and they are shaped uniquely and don't really resemble anything irl

>>714028217 (OP)
No but really, WHY is this franchises character design so intensely horny, HOW does Nintendo allow this.

>>714046709
its not horny, tomboys are just shameless and naturally beautiful.

>>714046440
>octo expansion literally forces you to stare at two naked octolings on the character select screen
I still don't understand how they got away with that.

Sex, with cephalopods perhaps.

>>714047108
Because kids are attracted to it. Do you remember watching Pokemon as a kid and seeing Misty or whatever girl in a skirt? Or dark magician girl? It's an inherent part of human nature, it's beautiful unless you want it to not be. It sells. It's innocent unless you make it perverted.

>>714047183

>>714028217 (OP)
>>714029794
>>714030089
>>714030352
>>714030837
made for BWC

>>714047183
god bless the splatoon devs

Look at this Frye.

>>>/e/

>>714047493
Big Whuman cock

>>714047619
This is a very wholesome thread anon

lets all hurry up and die so squids can inherit the earth.

stupid sexy squids

>>714048124
octos are the sexy ones

>>714048237
octos are niggers

>>714048294

Is Splatoon the horniest 1st party Nintendo franchise?

>>714048441
Honestly? Yeah.

>>714048441
yes

>>714048441
Definitely, it's up there with Xenoblade despite the difference in age ratings

>>714029794
>New way to win turf wars
>Roll your 'boosted' teammates up to the high ledge
>Push them off.
>They fall and upon impact with the ground, a massive splash zone of ink covers the area.
>Naturally the 'boosted' teammate is splatted as a cost to this new method of coverage

I had a dream I was a squid girl before instead of a tranny and I sucked two squid girls dicks in a bathroom before saving the city from an invasion with zeppelins. I used the default dualies and was teleporting around and rolling around everywhere I was so cool I wish it was real.

>>714048441
dont know.

>>714048824
Haha... This is an edit right?

>>714048441
Metroid was pretty blatant coombait for a minute

>>714049218
Not really

>>714049389
It really was, she was the most beautiful girl and had a skin tight suit and the ending let you see her with barely any clothes on. Cope

>>714049059
>he doesn't know

Sex with stranded squids

>>714049907
s-sauce

Do you prefer your squids on-model, short and stacked or tall and lean with more humanoid proportions?
I'd fucking kill for some 3D Splat Models with these proportions to mess around with

>>714046402
Fucking kek
I hate that they censor people's names in X battles now. My entire namecard is fucked up because it just calls me Bowl Cut

>>714050546
on model is kino and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

>>714050546
On-model/as faithful as possible
Off model can work and sometimes looks good, but a lot of it is just boring because they turn the characters into just humans with weird hair

>>714037607
I want to put my kid in a squid!

>>714050001
https://litter.catbox.moe/izchb1.jpg

>>714052258
thanks

Sex with Marina

>>714045982

I fucking love woomies

Fucking love em

>>714053964
>>714054049
holy moly

>>714052258
>saving censored shit from pixiv when they have a baraag
https://media.baraag.net/media_attachments/files/114/756/194/762/034/715/original/c7682de22c19b896.jpg

>>714048441
Pokemon gave it a run, but, yeah

>>714029276
>I'm team gay rock
Those spatfest are becoming a bit problematic

splatoon 4 reveak can't come soon enough

>>714054921
Probably not happening for a while considering they're putting out a spinoff and will probably make animal crossing first

>>714054027
>>714054052
those bundas can SHIT

>>714055185
I'm sorry anon you have to face up to the truth that the size of the ass and the size of the turd aren't correlated

Octos have no decorum.

>>714055585
Shit is stored in the ass

>>714055686
too big

>>714055884
Rude, her hair tentacles are perfectly sized.

Octo girls are perfect.

>>714030380
>>714032391
>>714033181
>>714045982
>>714046624
I need her.

God I love love love my cute squid!

>>714056874
her perfect bubble butt is hypnotic

>>714057443
I want to do beautiful things with it.

>>714057593

Its a shame the squids are getting hotter but the games are getting worse

>>714046709
I like it when artist make big boobs work. It usually doesn't but this is nice.

>>714057749
Why did they make her so sex?

>>714050546
phat tiddies and asses all day
those ones are a little balloon-shaped though

Octo wife

>>714057889
3 is the best game though

>>714058739
Small octo brides

>>714058893
the way she sticks out her ass like that makes me think she's overcompensating for her flat chest

>>714057890
Sex with this octo in particular.

you guys need to stop watching porn or get laid or something idek, when i play splatoon i never think about smut crap. you are on the brink of trooning out being this porn addicted, seek help

>>714058963
She may be too innocent for thinking such thoughts. I like the idea that she's unaware of how appealing her body is.

>>714059058
This one knows her appeal too well, poor thing.

>>714059058
Mommy

octos > squids

>>714059512
Marie....

>>714059232
Only Marina is remotely a mommy, and more in demeanor than age. Veemos are too cute and young to be mommies.

>>714059579
Doesn't Marie hate octos?

Callie is a race traitor and only fucks octo men btw

>>714060184
Callie was hypno-raped. And that's hot.

>>714060184
good

>>714060226
She still loves Octo even post hypno and in 3, slut

>>714059196
Shiver's ass is too powerful.

>>714060332
>>714060184
True

>>714060332
Prove it

>>714060494

>>714060424
It's driving me wild everytime

>>714060551
Embrace the fuzz.

>>714060713
>flat chest+wide hips/fat butt
fuark... too dangerous. lock the char designers up.

R34 posters should be banned

>>714060713

>>714060551
Is this real?

>>714048773
I like it

I hope Splatoon 4 has swimsuits as an alternate to spats. Both are sexy on woomies and options are always a plus.
I want to cum to swimsuit under shirt woomy

Marina is for breeding.

>"Surely I'll fit into my old X Battle uniform, it's only been a few years!"

>>714061353
>t. pearl

>>714061357
>squid moms too big for their old outfits

The unrepentant march of time.

>>714061408

>>714061408
I'd breed Pearl, too, but Marina is obviously a superior specimen.

>>714060891
Yes, this was reposted a lot in the threadq around release

the sweaty exercising squids gave me a boner.
is there a good site for lewd exercise pics like this. They can be humans too.

>>714062119
Imagine the smell.

>>714061756
Archive disagrees

Squids can't produce sweat since they're not mammals

>>714062361
Inklings are endothermic like mammals. No, they aren't mammals literally of course, but they evolved to mimic humans. They cry, so they sweat. Also they have sweatbands as a wardrobe option.

>>714060714
What unholy thoughts did they have when making the fuzzy takos
Qnd how did they get gyaru octopuses into the actual game

>>714062493
>americuck obsesses with black people ruined yet another character
>in the same way the character ruined their body
poetry. Dont know why mutts are obsessed with being cucks though.

>>714030718
>Not Type B and Type A
How did they get away with this?

>>714062361
They store clear ink in their pores to "sweat" if they need to.

>>714062971
It's jewish brainwashing and rabid indians

>>714062971
Is that stereotype actually true or does /v/ just go on about it? Regardless it's a disease that people propagate for no good reason. Squids and octos are for proper mating.

>>714032391
>>714030380
I require a slow 360 degree turnaround

>>714062971
Being a cuck implies someone loved them at least once. They actually fetishize about the being loved part and not the being taken away part because they don't know how that feels.

>these slutty hags will be in their 30s by the time Splatoon 4 rolls around

>>714045952
You're asking for taste from gooners and porn artists. It doesn't happen, sadly

>>714063656
It's high time they settle down with some nice human men.

>>714063213
those were different times

>>714063892
If only human men existed for them.

Woomys and Veemos are only good if they have a small body and flat chest. Big breasts and large bodies are not worth shit

>>714063487
Or they just failed so hard they relish in the sheer total humiliation, so unloved for so long they came around to pretending to like it.
>>714063395
>Is that stereotype actually true or does /v/ just go on about it?
the american thing? absolutely based off of porn search history. As to why, who knows. Forced propaganda maybe. Same way the idea of an ideal female body became bloated, lip filled, large hinds etc - all body traits of the afro americans. Suddenly thin lips, thin bodies, small but firm chest and bums became unpopular.
Ask your mother about when she was growing up, and she will probably tell you most women were obsessed with black babies - even outside of the US. Think the era of celebs adopting little niglets.
Now, WHY were women obsessed with black babies? The tin foil hat thought is it was all manufactured. Deliberate social paradigm change via media.

Splatoon mirrors this with how they just pretended the octos lived amongst the squids the whole time, the squids too blind, stupid and ignorant to think otherwise, spearheaded by marina, an octarian using the biggest media platform to change society.

Splatoon 4 will be in the resulting social collapse of this endless open border octo immigration, lack of cultural cohesion from the octos not assimilating, and the change in political power once octos get 51% of the courts.
Splatoon is BASED. based in reality.

>>714064063
Nah.

>>714063767
Just look at jtveemo. Started off great but now it's the same picture every single time, no variety. So boring.

>>714064063
So true.

>>714064063
I don't mind the adult idols being big boobed sometimes, but yeah the rest should look like they do in game or as close as possible

Did they ever tell us what the nipple handles were for?

>>714064063
Don't forget the massive hips and ass. Especially on veemos.

>>714064598
Veemos are titcows though. Especially the Takos.

>>714064063
you sure?

>>714064653
Octo girl got some crazy hips goddamn

>>714064642
Marina is the only octo thus far show to have tits. I want to suck them all night, but veemos are flat and adorable. They should stay that way, at least most of the time. There is that one artist that makes it cute.

>>714064653
Anon, so many people have fapped and blown loads to the models. I want real fucking animations of them getting sloppy.

>>714064875
Squid belly erotic!!

Squids >>> OctoTRASH

>>714065045
Spats >>>> DolphinTRASH

>>714065045
WRONG.

Imagine settling for some little squid harlot when you could have a cute, sexy, and touching octo relationship.

>>714065412
Will she sit on my face?

>>714065316
wrong, dolphin shorts have an upshorts peak, is she in pants or no pan?? how tantilising!
Spats are just nude without being nude, less isnt always more.

PLEASE be kind to octos. They've had it rough.

>>714030582
need FEMBOY SQUID BIKINI BULGE or I wont buy. Simple as

Spats are used in most games to censor pantsu, which means while they may be sexy in the case for splatoon, theyre still censorship tools to hide panties in splatoon and other games.

>>714031591
A
FUCKING
KAZOO

>>714065540
Ask nicely, veemos are gentle creatures.

>>714065639
I will hug and kiss all the octos.

O CAPTAIN! MY CAPTAIN!

woomy feetlove

veemo butt

>>714065979
You foot weirdos really are everywhere.

The game needs actual panties in it as an option, spats should be tighter, shorter, lower and have peeking pantsu.

I only play turf war, and I only paint. My mains are
>Neo Sploosh-o-matic
Killer Wail lets me contribute from the back of the map while painting.
>Aerospray RG
Booyah Bomb is ridiculous for sneaking onto their side of the map since you can cut off anyone chasing after you with it.
>Colorz Aerospray
Only just started using this but the walls are way better than I first thought they were. Stopping your opponent from seeing shit means more free painting time.
>Inkbrush/Inkbrush Nouveau
My controller has a rapid fire toggle :)

>>714066012
Don't be rude.

More official on model lewds

It's funny how the in-game screenshots/webms are mogging the ugly off-model shit being dumped in this thread
Usually you have to do things the other way around, artists have to work to make things look more appealing

>>714066102

The seethe is like ambrosia.

>>714066063
it was a compliment

>>714066012
>>714066298
Octo butt is love.

>>714066230
Aaaaaaaaaaa

>>714066505

>>714066592
Eight's ass moving around in your lap as she happily bounces around in your arms.

>>714066868
ngghh!

>>714067053
You really like her butt too, don't you?

>>714063213
That was Splatoon 2 before all this crazy shit
This is from Splatroon 3

>>714032391
love the hips

>>714037607
thank fucking christ for the enormous asses they put on these octopusses. This is amazing

on-model squids...

I like human hags
I like human hags
I like human hags
I like human hags
I like human hags
I like human hags

>>714069089

>>714070404
>on-model
>that
LMAO

Isn't it part of the canon that all these squids are on the brink of their reproduction phase? Are all the adults just back in the ocean?

ENTER

>>714071327
EXIT

>>714057593
>sperm flying across the screen
Nintendo, explain.

>>714072882
it was me

>>714047428
>Do you remember watching Pokemon as a kid and seeing Misty or whatever girl in a skirt? Or dark magician girl?
>Me, who absolutely wanted to dick down Jessie, Ash's Mom and Ikki's Mom (Medabots)
>Never got the hype for Misty until HG/SS version years later
I chose a different path. On topic:
>ZAMN THESE OCTIGGA ASSES THO

>>714066063
I have a MIGHTY NEED to be suffocated by fat octo butt

>>714075596
This is one of my all time favorite splet pics & artists. Pearl & Marina getting equal amounts of attention doesn't happen enough and the mix of flat & fat here is pure bliss.

I sometime have fantasies about squid getting fucked by salmonoids

>>714075984
check out one of dagasi's works

>>714075876
I'm sure you've seen the alternate version then
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GnnA8cSaMAEGtlQ?format=jpg&name=large

>>714076262
I have and it gets better the more I see it. Makes me wish the artist did more with the two of them together or something similar with Shiver & Frye

>Octoling

>>714054515
how do you search on there. nice

How is this shit still up

>>714070662
>all these squids are on the brink of their reproduction phase?
do you mean like, they are fully sexually matured? because yeah once they can turn into a human form they are considered fully matured, or at least mature enough to be able to turf war
> Are all the adults just back in the ocean?
they're probably somewhere out there, not seen in the games, but definitely not in the water since that kills them
thinking about it, aint it fucked that there are just full cities habitated by mostly teen squids/octos.

>>714079819
I think the implication is they basically dont age until they get absurdly old like cuttlefish.

I doubt we will ever get a clean explanation of squid reproduction. Which honestly might be for the best. Irl squid and octopus reproduction is kinda bleak and id rather they didnt put that in the game.

>>714080549
They probably dont age the same as humans but they just develop sexier bodies sometimes, seeing as how all the idols are in their mid to late twenties and hardly look any different. Same goes for the protag of splatoon 2 (?)

>>714073957
Ceph butts are truly wonderful.

>>714080549
>I think the implication is they basically dont age until they get absurdly old like cuttlefish.
>mfw i wake up one day and my 78 years old squid wife suddenly looks like she got sundried for a year straight