Thread 714068875

>never even scratched my car while driving irl
>constantly destroy the car in 30 seconds in any game

rig your game to shock you everytime you damage your car, then maybe you'll git gud

>>714068875 (OP)
Obvious solution: buy a gaming wheel.
Not so obvious solution: rip out your steering column and install a dualshock.

>>714068875 (OP)
do you routinely take sharp turns at 130mph in your personal vehicle too?

>>714068875 (OP)
wow almost like real life has consequences that videogames don't

>>714068875 (OP)
Drive your irl car with a controller and a single screen. Should even things up.

I'm 29 and have never driven in my life.

>>714068875 (OP)
drunk bitch

>>714068875 (OP)
Adult woman fetishists need to leave

>>714069169
I'm 29 and I've never kissed a girl, went on a date or felt the touch of a woman

>>714068875 (OP)
The only times I crashed my car were because I was curious what it would feel like. Only did it twice.

>>714069260
Same except I'm not even sure if I ever had a conversation with a woman.

>>714069260
Do you drive?

>>714069169
The Captain Planet propaganda was strong, you just don't see it yet.

>can't drive irl
>either drive completely safe or like a maniac in games

>>714069320
yeah. do you drive anon?
>>714069308
i dont know dont ask me im tired

>>714069260
You guys are obsessed with women

>>714069371
I drive, too.
Driving is cool

>>714069325
Then buy electric? My nephews first car was his dads old Tesla 3. He's never driven a gas car and probably never will.

>>714069260
I'm 26 and I've never kissed a girl or felt the touch of a woman, but went on two dates. It's not that much different

>>714069398
I drive a Skyline and a Swift.
What do you drive?

>>714069169
Same, I have no idea how to drive and no intention of learning either

>>714069169
this, I dont get how mouthbreathing retards can drive every day with no problems while it terrifies a genius like me.

>>714069416
The entire world and all achievements exist because men want sex with women.

>>714069696
I like being fast

>>714069547
I drive an old juke. I got vrrm vrrm around town to get myself to the gym and buy coffees and that's it. what do you like doing with your car? are you a raceist?

>>714069696
normgroids simply unironically don't value freedom and free time and are perfectly ok with commuting and wageslaving. If you don't value your time, sanity and health you'd be ok with being stuck in a metal bawks too
>>714069260
that's not a big deal, but you've missed out on the fun, innocent phase of dating that's for sure
if you want to fuck now you'll have to develop a cuck fetish to be ok with body counts and such
and you're gonna have to cope with jealousy too
plus the fact that cunts will want you to get them pregnant ASAP, pay for shit, etc. because they're old and ugly

>>714068875 (OP)
>NEED misato milkers
>NOW

>>714069771
I like modifying them and then when I spot someone in a cool car I speed up just a bit in front of them to see if they take the bait but even if they don't we both acknowledge to each other that we have cool cars
Fucking love my cars

>>714070023
I wish I liked enough of my cars to do that, but that requires me to save up money to buy a car. I just use a cheap hand me down so there's not much of a personal affection towards it. I do want to know how to change tires and general maintenance though.

>>714070139
One of the reasons I got a Swift was that I was too scared to fuck around too much with a Skyline engine, those things are expensive
I bolted a turbo onto the Swift and now I refuse to live without that car

>>714069837
>allegedly values freedom
>can't drive anywhere he wants at any time

the only time I've been genuinely depressed was when I didn't have a car

For me its F-NERD

>>714069696
That should be what gives you the confidence to start learning how.

The only hot eva girl is eva 01.

You know I'll only crash
You know I'll only crash this car, dear lord
Know I'll only crash
You know I'll only crash this car

>>714070803
survivors?

AND IF A DOUBLE DECKER BUS
CRASHES INTO US

>>714068875 (OP)
damn this artist is unfunny

>>714070764
*blocks your path*

>>714068875 (OP)
This, except I always ram right into cops.

I don't know if any driving game with cops strategically places police so that they're in your crash path, but any time I try to purposefully avoid cars, and fuck up, it's always a police car I run into.

>>714070829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTTJXIMz-ig

>>714068875 (OP)
Turns out playing racing games on a keyboard is an apocalyptically bad idea.

Ive totaled 2 vehicles in 5 years and had 4 collisions total
only 1 of them was my fault for following(and acceelrating too much) too close to someone who slammed into someone stopped on the interstate on ramp without braking on the way to work so I skidded into them when I hit my brakes
>had someone doing 70 in a 45 around a corner tear my front end of car off with trailer
>had someone decide to drive in reverse 200 feet through parking lot without looking hit me
>had someones foot slip off the brake pedal and rear end me coming off the interstate

>>714069152
I hate driving and I genuinely want to do this (the controller anyway) even if it'll mean I'm called a manchild till the day I die of stick drift

I just started playing Tokyo Xtreme Racer because it's at least 10% off right now with the sale and the price is why I didn't buy it at launch earlier this year, but now everyone on /v/ has moved on so I have no one to talk about it with
It's over for me

>>714071279
That game was sweet, perfect for just spending a couple of hours cutting laps of Tokyo fucking up White Revolution in like 6 seconds

>>714069169
>>714069609
I am 40 and I have never ever driven in my life.
I live in a city with good infrastructure. Almost everything is close to me by few minutes walking.

>>714070971
The art itself is fine, but 95% of the jokes is literally just
>Dude sex lmao

>>714071591
YOU WILL NEVER BE A PART OF THE DRIVERS COMMUNITY
YOU WILL NOT

>>714069696
unironically they dont fully comprehend how dangerous a vehicle truly is and do stupid mindless shit in them constantly
after awhile you learn to just let go of the anxiety and ignore/parse out alot of "unnecessary" information though, for the first year I was driving as a young adult I was hyper fixated on glancing at my mirrors and speedomoter 24/7
now I only look at them if Im intending to merge and ignore the speedometer completely outside of school zones
I dont fuck with my phone while driving though like seemingly everyone else does

>>714068875 (OP)
I've been driving for 19 years and have never been in an at fault accident but have been hit by two drunk drivers. One rear ended me at 50mph when I was stopped at a redlight, the other merged into me on a highway and tried to drive off but their car was fucked. They got out and ran but were found a short time later.

>>714068875 (OP)
Misato is my dream girl, we can go out and be drunks together

>>714071768
>just don't have any spatial awareness bro
>you don't need to have an idea of what's around you
You are the mouthbreathing retard, don't use "they" like it's a separate group

>>714071734
I hate having to see this man everywhere I go

>>714069837
I value freedom a lot, hence why I wageslaved for almost decade until I reached a place where I can travel endlessly, barely working 10 hours a week and while pretty much passively extracting money at will from the stock market via algorithms.

>>714071410
Yeah it's relaxing. I turned off the BGM after a while and started playing my own tunes and the game is even better now. It's really refreshing, just a solid videogame with no bullshit. I'll beat it once and then wait for its full release at the end of this year I believe

>>714070971
His Ochako-being-possessed-by-Toga pics are hot though

>>714071872
where do you live that you have such fear and danger all around you as you drive, india? for the most part people keep to their lanes and drive normal. maybe someone someday will make an oopsie and pull out of an exit too early, cut infront of you, but you just do your best to avoid it or slow down its not bad

>>714071872
You dont need your mirrors when driving in your lane anon(dont be a fag that constantly weaves between lanes)
Just glance at them to get an idea of whats around you before swinging around to look at your blindspots before you change lanes and youre fine

>>714069169
I've been technically in the driving school for 7 years, but can't find the motivation to go through the tests to finish it. Not even moving in with my girlfriend who has a car motivates me enough. I just say no to myself, and that's it.

i have five cars from the 1970s and ive been wrenching on them since i was 17 and i dont want a job as a mechanic despite the obvious link. I want to be an art guy but i usually obsess over fixing my shitbox and exploring rural areas for the mundane in my old cars as a place to go and a time to be in. Ive shot some video on old equipment around rural towns but theyre nothing footage, im trash collecting since they have no replay value and im basically hoarding still lifes of buildings on VHS tapes. Life feels so quiet.

But yes, in driving games the first thing i do is crash too, video games are boring and desu Wolfenstein 3D is the only thing i play anymore if i do

>>714068875 (OP)
post your daily drive. Here's mine, same color and everything.

>>714072072
>>714072086
Not that anon but one of you said you NEVER look at your mirrors unless merging. There's literally an infinite amount of difference between never looking and just glancing at them once every 30 seconds - 1 min, like ytou're supposed to do at minimum. Takes 2 seconds. I don't know what it is you're even focusing on if you dont do that bare minimum

>>714072072
>maybe someone someday will make an oopsie and pull out of an exit too early, cut infront of you
And when that happens, or anything else that could give me a reason to want to swerve or brake I'll know beforehand if the lane next to me is clear enough or there's someone behind that will be likely to rear end me.

>>714068875 (OP)
drowning Misato’s eggs with my sperm, the Katsuragi bloodline must flourish

>>714071685
What a weird nonsensical post.

>>714072156
v70 my beloved
t. swe

>>714068875 (OP)
>Irresponsible whore whose only skill is looking hot, all other aspects of her life are a mess.
Most accurate depiction of a young attractive woman I have seen in media.

cars are the source of thousands of deaths each year. society allows this to happen. people are allowed to eat while driving, which is just as much of a distraction as using your phone. you can drive above the speed limit, there should be no reason for a car to be able to go 80mph+. there is no limit to radio volume, which also serves as a distraction. newer cars are fitted with "infotainment", driving should not be entertaining, any distractions can result in one's death. people caught speeding are given often let go with a simple citation, where they should in fact be prosecuted more seriously, as a car is essentially a tool that can be used as a weapon.
it's no wonder so many people die each year.

>>714072636
why are you driving a hearse

>>714072156
toyota hilux

>>714068875 (OP)
I love this artist so much. Incredibly based.

>>714069547
what kinda swift??

>>714068875 (OP)
what racing games do you play, dude?

>>714072789
One like this >>714072416

>>714072156
i want to BE that guy

>>714072663
so we should ban Indians from driving cars, i hear you

>>714072963
No
Indians just shouldn't be outside of India

>>714069837
>that's not a big deal, but you've missed out on the fun, innocent phase of dating that's for sure
Given his age that's not exactly the case, I'm roughly the same age as him and I "dated" when I was ~14 and it sure as shit wasn't fun or innocent, in our generation girls were already mindbroken at that age and all dating 5+ guys at once since social media was sufficiently advanced to allow it

He did miss out on that innocent phase of dating but not for lack of trying at a younger age, but for being born too late to even have the chance to experience it, shit is grim and it's only getting grimmer

>>714072827
cute!

>>714073032
Yeah she is, looking at changing the colour to something like RP-45P Midnight Plum Pearl that Honda used for the Fit

>>714072123
Do you live in a pineapple under the sea?

>>714072714
say that again and I'll come over to pick up YOUR corpse

>>714073198
yeah I think it would fit it

>>714072156
I unleash this beast on the pavement daily.

>>714073305
Might also add some airbrushing with something like 609R Atomic Green

>>714072732
based toyota connoisseur

>>714068875 (OP)
Is it possible to make a driving system that makes the user drive "realistically" (no car beating, no crashing into other cars) without it being too on rails, or requiring expertise from the user?

>>714069169
If you aren’t a normalfag it’s the most overrated shit in existence. Fucking nothing but a money sink.

>>714073442
that might be too bright with it lol

>>714073410
Nice machine saar

>>714073629
how do you buy groceries or visit family? you just sit in your room all day?

>>714073725
I've been meaning to grab a small tin of it to run some tests and see how much darker it comes out over a black base or over the purple, if it looks shit I'll just find another colour

Still remember the first and only time I got into an accident.
>driving through an intersection
>guy on the other side of the intersection makes an illegal left turn
>just barely enough time to think "hey, he shouldn't be there" before I slam into him
>everything becomes a blur of pain and sound as we collide
>go into autopilot mode, try to put my car in park but it's stuck in drive
>put on the e break, unfasten my seatbelt, get out
>stagger over to the curb and sit down on the sidewalk, looking around dumbly
>front of my car is crumpled, windshield is shattered
>dude who hit me is nowhere to be seen but there's another truck with some pretty bad damage to it and people are checking on the passenger
>learn that after the dude collided with my car he just took off, hit that truck, and then just kept going
>go figure, the fucking retard was drunk

>>714069696
imagine being scared of cars lolmao

>>714069696
Because you're probably thinking about all the awful terrible shit that could go wrong while driving. You need to clear your mind but 100% non-sarcastically.

>>714070581
Man of taste, right here.

>>714069771
>juke
>old

a-anon the juke is pretty new! didnt it come out only a few years ago?

Sex with Ritsuko

>>714072156
I'm not a lesbian

>>714074615
The Juke had been out for half a decade by the time that Clarkson got fired from Top Gear

>>714073853
I live down the street from a grocery store. If I didn’t live with my parents they’d be more than happy to come to me. My boomer dad loves driving.

Sure your car has not a boring color, like white or gray, right /v/ ?

You CAN drive stick, right?

>>714074829
i can't drive at all

>>714072732
>off road package
>most extreme thing it has ever hit is a pothole

>>714074829
Yeah of course, I enjoy driving

>>714074741
>Clarkson got fired from Top Gear

yeah aren't they making a spinoff show?

>>714069260
holy shit you attention faggots are so annoying

>>714074912
They made it
It's made

>>714074829
No I drive rock

>>714074796
cars with bright colors get stop by the police way more often than those with boring colors

>>714074829
I drove my parent’s automatic after dropping them off at the airport and almost fell asleep.

>>714074829
No but when Dad's driving he sometimes lets me have a go on the old gearstick and asks me to take it up to fourth

>>714075012
I absolutely agree. But maybe the opposite is also true.
>there is no way that orange car driver is so retarded as to have some illegal shit on him

>>714074692
Old hag.

asian driver
no survivors

>>714075186
it happens for a reason

>>714075032
Don't go see what May looks like in current year

>>714074692
>ritsuko you must report to us
>and don't forget to get naked

>>714071872
You're an idiot. The reduced awareness in any context regarding vehicles happens to every single human being, and to every type of vehicle. Your body becomes less stressed the more experience you have. The more mundane the task becomes, the more everything you do becomes a series of mindless motions, and the more complacent you become. I remember the first time I drove a forklift, I was a bag of nerves and hyperaware of everything around me. Now I get in the thing and unload trucks without even thinking about it, because I've done this for six years. It's no different to how people "autopilot" from work to home and have no recollection of the drive to the point it felt like a time jump.

>>714075012
my confirmation bias says the opposite, nearly every car I see pulled over is black. I typically assume the drivers are the same color

>129 replies
>0 mention panties
/v/ is gay confirmed.

>>714075368
They are but why are you shittalking them on /o/?

>>714069152
Damn that's cool, you don't get much better short of buying an actual track car.

>>714073853
american moment

>>714075454
I don't go to h/o/m/o/sexual

>>714075230
Lovely hags. haggify Rei
>>714075289
Understandable, who wouldn't want to see Ritsuko naked

>>714073024
a middle-aged woman drew this..

>>714069696
I was utterly TERRIFIED of driving myself for like 10 years. Even had panic attacks in cars before too which did not fucking help. Did my first lesson the other day (he immediately took me on a main road) and i realised it's not really a big deal.

>>714075634
well yeah their daughter is 13.

>>714075641
I have been driving for more than 20 years. Just one advice, new driver, carve this in your brain: When in doubt, slow down. Never try to do something you are not sure fast.

>>714075589
GIWTWM
>captcha: gJ0Yt

>>714075641
As soon as you pick up the way that other people's cars reveal their intentions through a sort of body language driving becomes much less worrying
I can tell with about 95% accuracy if the person next to me has plans of trying to jump in front of me because they start accelerating in little spurts trying to size up the gap and get there before it closes

>>714068875 (OP)
It's just so fucking funny to crash cars in games. Even watching actual real life crashes is funny if you don't see what's going on inside.

>>714072156
I just bought a miata on friday

>>714069837
You can just date younger women. it's easier to impress them with money if you're older.
You'll just be called a weirdo, but by whom? do you even have any friends? if you're virgin by 29 you probably don't, so who gives a shit.

>>714074701
you're obese?

>>714074692
I could have saved her, I could have made her happy

>>714072126
how old are you?

>>714069696
You'd be a good driver because you know the dangers.

>>714069260
I started doing these things at the age of 30 so it's not too late.

>>714076243
tell the story of how you got it going, anon! share your inspiration!

>>714072156
peak efficient jap engineering

>>714072156
2004 and in black

>>714068875 (OP)
I wish I was 14 years old and had sex with Misato.

>>714075589
oh yea that's the stuff

>>714069260
>I'm 29 and I've never kissed a girl, went on a date or felt the touch of a woman
At 29 I had kissed, made out. Made out on my own bed with a girl while my dick rubbed against her panties, and gotten my pants unzipped by her.
But I'd never had sex or gotten blown, because I was too scared to do it.
I am the ultimate loser here.

>>714072732
people who drive these twin cabs are invariably cunts

>>714074692
>not choosing clone of your mom

>>714075230
based

>>714076369
I gave in and started using dating apps instead of waiting to just meet a girl. Mind you, it is a grind, you'll be going empty handed for months. But eventually matches will start popping up for you and you'll get actual dates. Avoid Tinder and Bumble, those are sinkholes. OkCupid and Badoo yield decent results. Beware fake profiles, they should be easy to spot.

>>714069837
>>714069696
being scared of a simple and easy task is the opposite of intelligence. For a normal man, it's easy to drive even while tired or intoxicated.

>muh crashes
Most don't result in injury. The ones that do, it's almost always because of a woman, a drugged out truck driver, or a darkie.

post yfw playing burnout 3

>>714073741
it is a good and reliable machine. it is also very cheap to maintain and uses very little gas.

>>714069169
Based I’m 30 and I have no interest in driving as well, idiots on the road are stupid and some people even get into car accidents.

I wish I could fly, the same at Goku and everyone in DBZ flies, it’s a much better way of getting from place to place in my humble opinion

>>714075830
Need to be sandwiched between Hag Rei and Ritsuko's sweaty bodies as they both fill with LCL until they explode

>>714068875 (OP)
>machine gives you precise control over bearing and speed
>controller lets you go left right stop or go
Hmm mmmm mmmmmm.... hmmmmmm? Mhmmm.. mhmm... im not sure desu. Must be your diet.

>>714069169
Based

>>714075230
Naoko was right to crush this little cunt’s throat

>>714068875 (OP)
careless driving is wish fulfilment
all the joy of driving a car with none of the risks
same reason people turn into psychotic murderers in GTA

>>714076190
>heat death of the universe before a translated version
Its not great.

my AT field starts going out of control whenever a woman shows any interest in me

>>714069169
Do you have a job at least?

this is why she crashed btw

>>714073515
you know it, i have an old landcruiser too
>>714074879
very true, havent been off road much since i got it
>>714076714
troof

>>714078170
>>714068875 (OP)
the joke is sex?

>>714078417
no she didn't have both hands on the wheel and died

>>714078417
*anal sex

>>714078375
why are you peeing on it

>>714078375
What's the dildo on the front?

The amount of autism flowing in these replies makes my peepee hard, this is a good, classic 4chin thread

>>714078170
>haha sex jok-
fuck you

>>714078715
what do you mean by posting the cropped version

>>714068875 (OP)
Haven't been on /o/ in ages, do they still spam the GTR Corvette lap time image?

Sex with Drunken hags

>>714078807
getting rid of the blatant sex joke

>>714072636
I feel like the cost of those rims is more than the car.

>>714076794
what about hinge

>>714072636
wagon chad

>>714079045
So then what is she reaching for in the next seat, with a smug look and stiff nipples?

>>714078913
The good life.

>>714069169
>>714069260
same to both, but I'm 38
regarding driving, I have an irrational fear of having an accident and hurting or killing someone
I have recurring dreams about driving and they always end the same way: I crash and hurt someone, but I end up fine myself

>>714078819
>>>/o/28485576

>>714078532
sometimes you gotta go yk
>>714078650
antenna

>>714076093
if you are in your 30s or 30 adjacent where would you even bump into someone thats 19-20? Maybe if you work a dead end job as like a store clerk or some other retail dogshit job but at that point you're not impressing anyone.

>>714068875 (OP)
it real life you sense the force and you've probably never even reached the limit of grip because it scares you
also i love misato

Got you in the back seat, make it rock, two shocks squeak
We'll freak in the parking lot, spot two cops creep
If you wanna ride, I wanna know how it feel inside
Rotate the bass so you feel it side to side
Shift into fifth, so she quickly reached down
She needs more speed now

>>714079394
I want to become a ojisan and mindbreak a 18 y.o younging

>>714079271
>but I end up fine myself
so what's the issue then?

>>714075794
>When in doubt, slow down.
Or you can be like my wife who, when cut off, instead of slowing down just maintains her speed and road rages instead.
Turns out the woman driver meme is actually reality.

>>714079271
I'm 30, only got my loicense three years ago and I swear like half of my dreams now are the breaks not working.

>>714078819
you're missing absolutely nothing

>>714068964
didnt carmack make a vest that did exactly that for some weirdo

>>714079260
thats up to the viewer now

>>714072636
>v
if you dont have a family then i don't see a reason to have a v over an s.

>>714069046
Yes

>>714079186
I don't have Hinge in my country so I don't know

>>714078417
it is when you are the one doing it

>>714068875 (OP)
she was going to 100% end up pregnant with Shinji’s child if the world didn’t end

>>714073853
>grocery stores are seen as something that is way too far away for anyone to possibly reach by foot in burgerland
do americans really?

>>714075012
100% not true.

>>714080109
In the suburbs, people usually do a big shop once every week or two. They load the car up with enough dog shit "food" to last them a few weeks, and when they start running out they make another big trip - i know because my dad moved out of the city a few years ago. As a city chad, I just walk to one of a few supermarkets within 5 blocks of me and get what i feel like eating that day - gives me a reason to go out

>ITT: Driving bad
This place gets more retarded everyday. If you can't drive how are you gonna move your trailer from the trailer park you lived in all your life?

>>714068875 (OP)
ONE JOKE

>>714080109
Not that anon but taking the car for groceries isn't because it's too far. It's for you to maximize your shopping so that you take fewer trips to the grocers.

>>714079495
I guess I'm more afraid of ruining someone else's life and end up being hated and/or in jail than actually hurting myself in the accident

>>714072156
307 phase 1 hand me down. I lucked out because it has the last good Peugeot engine, TU5

>>714072764
It's the subtle details for me.

>>714079260
Damn I need to try that.

>>714080559
he's great

>used to have a 2015 subaru wrx sti
>engine blew due to shit from the previous owner
I'm never buying a used a sports car

>>714079045
>>714078715
>>714078417
Why are zoomers so afraid of sex now?

>>714068875 (OP)
>Be on the highway
>Some retarded kids are playing on the highway with their bike
>Slam on the break so hard I managed to stop in time but the stop gave me a concussion
It was the only time I ever got into an accident

>>714080685
even baalbuddy is funnier than him
he needs to get new material

>>714079950
how will I ever recover from this

>>714072156
Helped my uncle work on this.

>>714080849
>24/7 threads on /v/ about sex
>the moment vtards recognize an artist they sperg out
>"PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I HAVE AN OPINION"

>>714068875 (OP)
>play open world city game
>literally cannot resist the urge to randomly mow down sidewalks full of people or run other cars off of the road
Is this sociopathy? I swear i'm a relatively well-adjusted person.

i think misato sucks

>>714069769
Funnily enough, the slower I drive, the antsier I become. I might get a panic attack while parallel parking but I can cruise at 100+mph with no qualms.

>>714081079
I sure hope so.

>>714069260
Yeah well i'm 29 and haven't ever interacted with another person.

>>714081183
I can't believe anon thinks I'm not real, I am feeling very betrayed right now

never died in my current life neither but friends/foes/forces of nature still stove my head in when I play games.

>>714081183
anon you're interacting WITH ANOTHER PERSON RIGHT NOW

>>714081094
Same. 100+ feels like 50-60. Parallel parking is easy though. Haven't done it in over 10 years but it's not difficult

>>714081001
'Anons recognizing artist' has to be some of the worst posts imaginable. They thought they could start a new meme like >shadman so they try it with every artist.

>>714081417
she cucks me

>>714069837
>freedom and free time
i consider a car as a huge dent in my freedom and free time. the investment is enormous and the rewards are little

>>714069169
I've been driving since I was 14 years old. My dad had a go kart so I did that for a year before he pulled me into an empty parking lot and told my ass "you're learning to drive a car today".
Been driving for 24 years since. No accidents and only one traffic violation that I had overturned in court cause I ran a yellow light on icy roads. Street cameras confirmed it.
Cars are a huge fucking money drain. If one fucking thing goes wrong it's going to be half a grand just to have someone figure it out.

>>714068875 (OP)
I don't wanna drive IRL because of that. I crash so much ingame, surely IRL won't be different.. yet I've seen people drive iwthin inches of walls

>>714081789
>Cars are a huge fucking money drain
also a huge money and headache saver if you don't want to deal with your local community's public transportation or ridiculous taxi fees for your daily commute

ain't no way zoomies spend their day coping about being too pussy to drive LMAO

>driving through a quiet road after a blanket of snow where sound is muffled nay for the crunching of the snow beneath the tires
There's no peaker feeling. I wish vidya captured this better. Make the car part of the narrative.

>>714072156
it ain't much but its honest work

>>714072156
No wonder everyone is so mad on /v/ all the time. Y'all are poor.

>>714071872
Retard

>>714069169
Driving an automatic transmission is piss easy, it's like those bump cars at carnivals. I have no idea how a human let alone american can get around without driving a car. Buy an aygo and drive at 20mph if your teriffied.

I've driven a car for a long time now and to this day I simply cannot understand how an engine works. Yes, I know gas + trigger makes controlled explosions inside cylinders which make a piston turn or whatever but the way this somehow translates to my car going forward when I press the gas pedal is beyond my comprehension.

>>714068875 (OP)
implying shinji would ever get a blowjob like that. I wish he wasnt such a huge pussy because holy shit I could not enjoy EVA due to how much of a onions bitch he is.

>>714069260
Based
You can't miss what you don't know

>>714076028
jelly
I NEED a miata...

>>714069837
>that's not a big deal, but you've missed out on the fun, innocent phase of dating that's for sure
That fun, innocent phase is what gets you addicted. It's like crack except it's high school pussy and it ends with you raising someone else's kids because you'll get with anyone to get your next fix.

>>714069169
Based.
Reject automobiles.

>>714080985
KINO

>>714070971
Post your art then.

>>714069696
You can be a genius (you're not) and still be a coward. That's how.

>>714073967
only time I've been in an accident:
>driving down what's normally a very fast road from downtown to the burb-ish area I live in
>traffic slows to a crawl, turns out there's a wreck on the side of the road
>end up completely stopped, slowed down at a very reasonable rate too
>guy behind me is rubbernecking and rams right into me
>get out, yell "HEY MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAA"
>he's very apologetic very quickly and gives me his info, I calm down immediately so we get it settled. cop who was nearby for the other wreck walks over but we don't need him
>leave and get about 2000 bucks from his insurance for my shitty old car I only spent 2600 on
>never even bother fixing the broken taillight
was actually a pretty good thing for me. I guess I do look pretty trashy with my perpetually-broken taillight though

>>714082919
>Gas pedal goes down
>more fuel in cylinder
>more explosions
>more rods being pushed
>faster crankshaft turning
>go faster
easy

>>714069169
>>714069260
>>714081183
>Zillennials on my /v/

>>714069696
start riding a bike in traffic and you realize that cars are in fact the safest mode of wheeled transportation by comparison

>>714072156
worked for me last 45 years

>>714068875 (OP)
Almost like a controller and third person view suck ass
Also there's no driver engagement in vidya unless you have a very intricate set up that simulates the rumble and feel of the car talking to you

>>714075794
Kk I'm carving it now. Thanks for the advice

>>714083653
you can get a new taillight for $10

>>714076862
>The ones that do, it's almost always because of a woman, a drugged out truck driver, or a darkie.
So about half the driver pool. Very reassuring, anon.

>>714084617
I tried putting one in but it would need actual bodywork to fit in, which would cost way too much

>>714069741
You are speaking of war and conflict.
Most of advances and impressive shit has been done by men who denounce pussy.
SIMPs should rope themselves.

>>714069169
I'm turning 30 in a few months and only just got my second tier graduated driver's license 2 months ago.
If you live in an urban city there is almost 0 reason to drive a car and that was the reality for me. Public transit or taking a walk got me everywhere I needed and driving is statistically one of the most dangerous actions you can take, yet people make that same dangerous decision every single day of their lives

>>714072156
Only complaint is how small the steering wheel is but otherwise, it just werks

>>714080873
not by having sex, let me tell you that

>>714075794
First day driving on my own, I tried to do a sharp right turn at 60 km/h. I almost ran off the road and was a few centimeters away from crashing into a tree

>>714072156
I've got one of these niggas. 2L diesel my beloved

>>714079524
My dad used to do this when I was in the car with him as a kid. Even as a child I used to think he was being a total retard. If he saw someone making a mistake, instead of slowing down he'd speed up right behind them and then blast the horn. Guy goes out of his way every fucking day to make himself mad and then wonders why he's miserable.

>>714082642
I drive less than 4 miles per day and some days I don't drive at all, there is no point in getting a big and flashy vehicle.

>>714088345
Oh shit oops I have the 5 door version

>>714069169
I'm in my early 30s and have an entire sequential-shift racing sim setup, but don't drive.

>>714068875 (OP)
>>714071591
>>714072764
>>714074692
>>714075230

>>714080985
Paint it blue then toss Tifa and Aerith real dolls inside.

I dont care for cars and I dont like to drive on the freeway/highway mostly because of other drivers.

>>714072156
ENTER

this ivory she-bitch is my unkillable workhorse. 20 years and ive never been in a single accident. (yes i drive like an asian grandma, and im proud of it)

>>714069169
I'm 29 and I've driven across the entire USA twice. Road trips are my 3rd fave Hobbie and I love outdoors

>>714069169
Cars are expensive but so is being a prison to your local transportation systems and schedules. How do you get to the beech by 9 am without a car? How do you get to the lake without one?

>>714088807
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_video_games

>bought a shitbox in 2020 for ~2k intending for it to last a year.
>spend almost as much on various repair jobs over the years
>intake manifold broke down earlier this year, shit's expensive and it's a gamble if it'd even work, sold it as a parts-car
>look up new wheels
Why the fuck is everything so expensive now? I feel fucking handicapped

>>714069837
Lmao imagine thinking you're more free having to walk or bus or train everywhere. The places I've gone with a car on my own time is the definition of freedom

In all seriousness even if you're really mentally ill you know you can go out and just have sex normally if you try right? Ugly people bang all the time.

Do you like... need help? What's the barrier here? Sex is not a big deal and if you have a girlfriend you'll come to really appreciate life without women instead of resenting it.

If you live with your parents tell them you want to fuck a woman and they'll probably leave the house to you at this point. Give it a shot.

I don't drive because even sitting in a car makes me drowsy and fall asleep. I don't know why it happens, but it's a consistent thing.

I like motorcycles but unfortunately I live in Canada so I wouldn't be able to drive it for six fucking months out of the year.

>>714090401
If you're fat you probably have sleep apnea.

>>714069169
>>714069260
>Think about driving ever
>Remind myself that Schafrillas killed both his friend and brother while driving but he survived

Fucks me up

>>714090527
Oddly enough I'm not fat.

>>714072156
Looks better in the Pic but I feel like I might have one of the shittiest cars ITT and I drive alot. 3000 buckeroons and it hates the heat but somehow it drove me west to east coast in November in 6 days

>>714069169
Same

>>714090826
If anyone has ever described you snoring really loudly you should look into it. It made me essentially mentally disabled in my daily life until it was treated. I was sleeping but not actually getting sleep. I was drowsy in cars as well.

>>714073967
My first accident was retarded where I pulled in front of oncoming Mexicans making a left turn against traffic but it was the left lane where they hit me. Another time I hit a family of deer that's it but that last one totalled my awesome 99 dodge van

Sex with Misato

>>714090216
Are you looking for a serious answer?
I never really got that far, not because I couldn't but because of mostly conflicting priorities.
I'm ambitious and solid looking, had a good upbringing, no parental or wealth issues, but I went to an engineering oriented high school, then got into a good university, and now I'm in arguably the best engineering university in my country for my graduate studies.
Dating girls is just way too much of a time commitment, I could never get that much free time to fully commit to a relationship.
I dated 3 girls for a few weeks each but nothing ever came from that, we were just incompatible. Like no shared hobbies, differing tastes in music or movies or in one case all of the above and more so I usually break off.
One girl was cute but she had SEVERE daddy issues and I went
>yeah I can't fix this
So I broke off of her too.

My problem may be that I'm trying to hit two birds with one stone, trying to find a wife on the first date.
I guess I'm just unlucky and I should keep on trying until I find someone with atleast SOME matching interests but now I'm working and studying hard.
I just can't spare the time and energy required for a girl, especially for a girl I'd have to babysit because she has problems. The idea of getting intimate is alluring of course but as you said, it's not that big of a deal so I'm not in a rush.
I'm also working on moving out of my poor euro country soon so maybe a new environment will compel me to be more active in this regard.

>>714069169
same

>>714080242
How do you get out of the city when you wanna go hiking or to the lake?

>>714092440
train or a bus. its getting around once your out of the city thats the real pain in the ass
for the record, my dad lives up in the catskills and i have never once gone hiking. i am a beach person and spend a week or two in a beach house every year gettin drunk and fishing, and it only takes about 3 hours to get there by train and then ferry

>>714069169
I was 30 when I got my license a day first vehicle

>>714073629
Yeah if you're a complete faggot and loser who never leaves mom's basement it's overrated

>>714073853
I live in a city so I can walk or take the bus anywhere

>lost my first car because some dipshit rear ended me and dogshit insurance insisted it be claimed
>lost 2nd car due to brake failure
>lost 3rd after a tree fell on it
>lost 4th because a drunk driver hit another car that pushed them into me
>have somehow miraculously kept my current car for 7 years without so much as a scratch, though have had some very close calls because dumbshits don't know how to drive

>>714073853
>how do you buy groceries
lol, lmao even

>>714069169
I live in a shithole and driving is very frustrating here
I prefer metro and public transport

>>714072156
where my EU focus bros @?

>>714072156
This badboy

>>714069169

31 years old here. I got my driver's license a few months ago but I don't have a car yet. I could buy one but I'm still weighting about the bullshit stress it would add to my life against the benefits because I live in a city with decent public transportation, shit traffic, and only have to go to the office twice a week.

>>714069169
>>714069260
Life isn't that difficult.

>>714095091
It is when you are ugly, short and stupid

>>714069169
ima 35
driven only in "simulators" (assetto corsa mostly)
green hell 7:18 or something in f40 a.k.a. isekai express
done better in f1 but cannot remember exact time, 5:14 or 4:51 dunno
also
never had sex
so yeah, it's over

>>714095474
Why not get a prostitute that can show you how to drive?

>>714068875 (OP)
Kek I crashed the car on the vacation island in Daybreak 2 almost instantly.

>>714080985
mega based. wish i was american so i could have access to this kind of stuff

>>714069169
driving sucks. you have trust that others wont kill you.

>>714069169
How do americans go without driving when even their cities have dogshit public transport?

>>714069696
how do you buy groceries and crates of beer or water?

>>714069169
You're missing out.

I like driving so much that every side job I had while finishing school and uni, it had to involve driving in one way or another.
Just being on the road, listening to music, no one is yapping into your ear. It's a bliss in itself.

And eventually I had to sell my private car because money was getting tight and switching to busses and trains was... yeah. Let's say my political ideology wasn't swayed towards the left.

>>714069046
>do you routinely take sharp turns at 130mph in your personal vehicle too?
That depends, are you more or less likely to write me a ticket if I say yes?

>>714069169
I got my license at 16 since it was the "thing you're supposed to do" when I was growing up. It's nice having the option on demand and not being limited to public transport [which sucks in my area] and their destinations. That being said I'm looking forward to the day automated taxis extend their service to my neighborhood. A private cab with no one yapping my ear off while I nap on my way to work would be a dream.

>>714082076
>driving through a quiet road after a blanket of snow where sound is muffled nay for the crunching of the snow beneath the tires
I live for that shit, it's up there with rolling through the highways through the city at 3 AM when no one's out there and you can just open up, relax, and listen to the music as the street lights pulse across your windshield.

>>714072156
>6 gorillion miles and still kicking

>>714096325
He's not missing out on anything. Driving is only nice super late at night. Traffic is agony. Dealing with other piece of shit drivers and police is fucking miserable.

Fuck automobiles and any society that centers on them.

>>714069169
Eh if you live in the middle of NYC then there's no need.

>>714097672
>wanting it to be easy
I bet you play vidya on easy mode, too, huh?

>>714097672
>traffic
I grew up seeing this shit every day. Going through that would give me an aneurysm

>>714069837
>normgroids simply unironically don't value freedom and free time
GET ON THE TRAIN KEK

>>714097836
You could be the best driver ever and still be at mercy of some dumbass who is texting or drunk

>>714069696
bro if literal retards (me) can drive im sure youll be fine

>>714076698
That's called consent.
You're supposed to take it the rest of the way my guy.

>be adult male
>don't have car
>get car because job required it
>work that job for 2 years
>quit
>have new job that I can walk to
>still have car
>still costs me $3k a year in insurance even though it just sits in the garage

i really should just sell the damn thing

>>714079524
My buddies wife would stop and park the car wherever it was any time it started raining and would just walk. She refused to drive in an sort of weather and wouldn't pull off, just stopped right in the middle of the street. He was stationed in Korea, I shit you not. It got to be such an issue they banned her from driving on post and he ended up paying something like $10k usd in local impound fees in a year.

>>714097963
I never claimed driving being the safest way of transportation. I agree that some retard could ram 2 tons of steel into my asshole while he watches TikToks.
What I AM saying is, is that driving is fun regardless of how risky it is.

if you enjoy the sensation of propelling yourself along at high speeds, just buy a bicycle and find bike paths in your area, you'll get healthy as well and it's a lot cheaper

>>714069169
Same and neither did my parents or siblings and neither will my 3yo son when he grows up.

God it feels good to be European

>>714098426
How the fuck does it cost you 3k a year to insure it? I pay $500 every 6 months for my insurance and I have comprehensive insurance.

>>714098653
Tell me how fun it is next time you spend 15 hours a week in gridlock. You must be just off the permit leash to have this idealized Easy Rider view of the open road

>>714069169
This is only okay if you’re a Europoor or live in a dense city with subways like Jew York. It took me 28 years to learn how to drive and I was ashamed of it the entire time.

>>714097672
Drivings nice when its not early morning or rush hour traffic. If you can manage to head somehwere and back home between 10AM to 1:30 PM you’re golden. Just like anything past 6PM to 6AM is peaceful too.

>>714099168
>15 hours a week in gridlock
god im glad im not californian

>>714099168
It might be related to my hours driven per week, yeah. I'm driving around maybe 10 hours a week in total.
But even if it's full on stop-and-go for half an hour becausee of a major jam, I don't mind too much as long as I have AC and music.

>>714069696
its pretty scary for most people when they first learn, its just that most people learned at 15 and by the time they were about 19 they were completely acustomed to driving, which really inst scary. you're 29 and have never tried.

>>714099168
Man it must be shit to live in a city were the only nature you see is a rat or a cockroach.

Genuinely what is the appeal of cars?
It's just a way to get from A to B, maybe have some solitude and privacy while driving compared to public transportation, but that's about it.
t. drives to and from work, had 3 cars so far, still don't get the "enjoyment" of driving. It's just a chore like any other.

>>714099474
I live on the East Coast
>leave my house at 0655
>arrive at work 0730, have to fart around in the parking lot for half an hour, get coffee, etc.
>leave house at 0700
>sit in traffic for 90 minutes and am late
The roads are old as fuck and simply can't handle the current working population going to school and work. "Rush hour" in the afternoon is like 4 hours long.
>>714099565
It just wear on you after years of it. I used to cruise around at night all the time and just groove to music but I can't imagine doing that anymore, I just hate being in the car. Might have something to do with not smoking cigs anymore.
>>714099690
It's getting into the city thats the entire issue, I can see my neighbors cows from where I'm sitting

>>714072156
Im on some shitbox-kino you guys can't even fathom. 550 thousand kilometers and still going, its basically a Volvo with a Mitsubishi engine

How is it even possible to live in the USA if you don't drive and you're not in NYC? Who the fuck wants to wait upwards of an hour for public transport?

>>714069169
>>714069260
I learned to drive solely for my gf

>>714097139
Your dream still involves working?

>>714099847
>Genuinely what is the appeal of cars?
Apart from the things you mentioned? Ownership, prestige. The fact that you own something very useful translates into both societal and sexual attractiveness.
How expensive your useful apparatus is, translates into societal prestige.
Prestige and attractiveness is coveted out of tribalistic need to be accepted and primal urges to propagate. Fast car = better also provokes primitive utilitarian thoughts because the car can take you from A to B quicker is optimal in a wide variety of situations.

While many objects can become part of this, more complex things like land or houses are shoved aside in the subconscious for something simpler. A box that can get you to places, both literally and not. Also bigger vehicles like planes are so out of reach for most people that it never entered the equation, and if you have a plane you're likely to have a car.
Cars thus became a symbol of wealth, every rich man or woman in hollywood movies are shown with multiple extravagant cars.

I guess that's the long and short of it.
t. robotics and gametheory researcher in a big city who uses public transportation instead of cars

>>714072156
i like how small it is

>>714069169
I got my driver's license 8 years ago and haven't driven a car since

>>714101515
I have a pretty cushy job that pays well and lets me play vidya and shitpost pretty much all day.
Only stipulation is I show up occasionally. So yeah, being able to actually turn my brain off completely on my way there would be the only improvement.

i can drive but i suck at parking

>>714091774
How did Kaji NOT get her pregnant from all those hot steamy sweaty sex sessions when they were younger and alive?

>>714076880
>>714078170
>>714091774
>>714068875 (OP)
unprotected sex with Misato

>>714072156
>>714076028
My street pig for 6 years now.

>>714068875 (OP)
Remember that fat manlet influencer broccoli haired zoomer who crashed his car while livestreaming recently?

At least it's not /ovg/.

>>714102484
You need to be more specific

>>714069260
It's over bros

>>714102484
No, and neither should you.

>>714069169
I'm driving right now

>>714083204
Let's be real, you never watched EVA.

>>714091774
>>714102276
She had sex for one week straight with Kaji

>>714102870
The kind of image only a South American or Indian would save

>>714102276
>alcoholic used goods

>>714103334
>>714101942

>>714099847
I grew up in Ontario, it's a shithole. Because of the snow cars look like shit, are impossibly expensive to maintain, and everywhere looks shittier because of the cars. So I shared you mindset of "they're just tools to get around that suck but are needed"

Then I went to California, that's the birthplace of cars, that's where car culture originates.
Let me tell you, if you live in a place that never snows, never salts the road, is sunny 24/7, you have thousands of amazing parks to drive to + an ocean beachfront, and a culture of retro car enthusiasts?
Suddenly car culture makes sense. It's way more affordable to own a car in Cali, and everyone can just have fun. Complete opposite of the east coast where it just becomes a shitty burden that makes you question why we went away from horses.

>>714102276
FAS factory

>>714102748
This is why we have H1B jeets taking over

it's more difficult to drive in a videogame than in real life. In real life you have road feel and you are way more aware of your surroundings and the mechanical aspect of the car (unless you drive some shitty ipad car with zero mechanical feel).

>>714080559
>subtle

>>714101942
>How did Kaji NOT get her pregnant
He doesnt know

>>714069152
How small is the wheel? That asian dude is probably not that big.

>>714068875 (OP)
>Never even hurt a small kitten irl
>Constantly destroy my enemy team in online games

>>714103902
You also have the fear of death which you lack in video games.

>>714104712
it's not only the fear of death, it's also the actual perception of speed, is a videogame it's really difficult to tell when you are going too fast

>>714071217
Damn, fucking normies. They were probably on their phone, I drive a motorcycle and I'm more aware of my surroundings and I can see most wagies on their phone or with a zombie stare not checking mirror or looking around at all.

>tfw driving for the first time in 10+ years trying to practice for my license
this shit is fucking impossible
I'm too fucking scared
I can't even back out of my own driveway

>>714104064
Half the crackers in the thread didn't notice the panties in the OP. Boneheaded mfs

>>714069169
Good
I'm 28

>>714069260
Im 28 bro and same
The good thing is that I'm building a monster rig under 3000 euro for my wAIfus and image gen degeneracy
Who needs real life women?