>>723586294
>"oh boy I can't wait to play some vidya and eat a bunch of candy"
>get a bowl of of gummy bears from one of the candy dispensers
>head over to the game room
>pop a bunch of gummy bears in your mouth
>notice a tickling sensation on your arm
>sensation is in your mouth too
>look down
>bowl full of gummy bears is crawling with ants
>they're crawling all over your hand holding the bowl too
>THEY'RE IN YOUR MOUTH TOO

Still remember the first and only time I got into an accident.
>driving through an intersection
>guy on the other side of the intersection makes an illegal left turn
>just barely enough time to think "hey, he shouldn't be there" before I slam into him
>everything becomes a blur of pain and sound as we collide
>go into autopilot mode, try to put my car in park but it's stuck in drive
>put on the e break, unfasten my seatbelt, get out
>stagger over to the curb and sit down on the sidewalk, looking around dumbly
>front of my car is crumpled, windshield is shattered
>dude who hit me is nowhere to be seen but there's another truck with some pretty bad damage to it and people are checking on the passenger
>learn that after the dude collided with my car he just took off, hit that truck, and then just kept going
>go figure, the fucking retard was drunk