Stream 1:
Now: Indiana Jones and the Great Circle
Next: Final Fantasy VII
Much Later: Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Stream 2:
Now: Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Next: Tetris Effect: Connected
Later: Rift of the Necrodancer
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
>>714049929
miggan
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esa
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give this man a mic at this point
Just saw lily pads clip through boat. 4090 GPU indeed.
Have they played the song yet?
Is this game supposed to be fun? Looks like all running and qtes
>>714073643Once yesterday.
>>714073693It's speed RUNNING after all
>>714073587heh, nice catch
I guess the one upshot of stream 2 is that ESA don't have the numbers or views on there to have access to the shit to crank up the ads as high as they have on stream 1.
>ESA and Wimbledon both at the same time
aaaahhhh fuck me
>>714073984>Wimbledonwho?
>fuck meno thanks
>>714073984FUCK I just realized
>>714073984Who're the best tennis players currently?
>>714073964It's 2025 I don't understand how people see ads. How do you use the internet without ublock origin honestly
garku
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Um what the fuck was that Mr Indiana Jones runner?
Called time before the last input.
>>714073984Ah fuck you're right shit
I completely forgot about Wimbledon because Roland Garros just happened
>>714074157Twitch ads are highly regionalized, using different approaches to fuck with working our what adblocker works, you're probably sat in a region that has minimal ads to start with.
Yannick Sinner is German.
>>714074276I just got here/10
>>714074276D
doring as fuck
>>714074152italian doper and this fella
>>714074157ublock origin doesn't do shit for twitch
ttv-lolpro is the only thing that works
video swap at least lets you continue watching but it just balloons the 360p preview
>>714074276D PC speed running is always boring
guy
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>>714074276I'm doin' him a C
>>714074276C
>>714074317Could be, I'm not from a thirdie though so kinda weird. I did hear streamlink doesn't work anymore though, so maybe they pipe em differently nowadays
>>714074152Grug, also known as Alcaraz, and Sinner the Doper
Djokovitch is in the twilight of his career and everyone else is either too green or not even close to those two
>>714074495>I did hear streamlink doesn't work anymore thoughIn the last fuck knows how many days they screwed over one approach because the Brave browser bundled it in as default and made a big PR thing about it.
>>714074554You forgot about the most based one, the woman beater of Monaco/Hamburger.
Yeah, I'm thinking it's stream 2 time for the rest of the day
>>714074697Jrpg runs not for everyone but zheal is kinda good. Wish he ran bof3 instead though
>>714074317>>714074398You can still use Ublock to stop them but you need to use scripts like
https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions
>>714074697Uh, there's Frenchman DQ kino on stream 1 overnight, so come back in 8 hours for that.
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>>714074090Does anybody know which run this is from? I thought it was a Metroid run, but a quick search didn't get much.
>>714075064https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW5k_1kdsVw
>>714074276(C)ant hear shit capt'n
>>714075293Thanks, anon. You're the best.
>try to donate
>all the insentives are purple
?
Anything good in last 6 hours?
>>714075653Mario Kart was alright
Someone give this man a lozenge.
Americans are waking up
Quick, pretend the last 8 hours weren't a steaming pile of boring shit
>>714046087You make these threads worth it, anon.
>>714073523>Katamari>SHow?
Because it had a femoid?
>>714075653mods this anon is trying to force me to goon help
Zheal
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>>714075906The whole gang showed up for the run after having just the runner and one person commentating for the start of it. There were also three real women. And there was a lot of soul.
>>714075861we need more FF7
>>714075718Might check it out then. Arigathanks.
>>714075913Not this time. You are way more likely to recive a reply if you add a picture to your post.
>Stream 1 - FF VII
>Stream 2 - FF VII
>FF in both streams
screaming
>6 hours
At least there's not a tranny on the couch...
>>714075906it was a fun run, anon. everyone was fucking around for the entirety of it.
I'm very disappointed by the lack of Hamauzu music in Rebirth compared to Remake. The 3rd one better fix this.
Never thought of naming everyone Sephiroth... that might be fun.
>>714076130>Hating on Bob RossSomeone needs the devil beaten out of them, it seems.
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I recognize that chin
>>714073984>WimbledonOh fuck! To hell with this gay Final Fantasy shit!
https://youtu.be/ZWDJlPZ8vuk?si=IgkVH96EZJkhiDkk
>>714076132It was almost Lumpy Pumpkin levels of the runners fucking around and having a laugh with each other.
>>714076046Commentary explains the tricks pretty well too. Also I want to impregnate Shuten. Not a bad run in the slightest if you have nothing else going on.
Why does this guy's shirt have a white Barret?
>>7140762526 hours plus a 15 minute intermission
>Pokemon style rng step counter precision but for a 6 hour FF run
Jesus fuck...
Steam 1 has a hyper ff autist that at least makes it enjoyable. i like it when people are so dedicated to the stupidest shit imaginable like this.
>>714076009>European runner who is actually good at the gameyup
>>714076302Might be a better idea than watching final fantasy...
And same.
>>714076442AceZephyr must really respect Zheal
>>714076305he shipped it from china
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sugoi
>>714076997stream 2 gawds we got the nipponese blessings
this dude on stream 1 is jerking it
fucking gross
You guys always pre-judge runs based on the genre of game/estimate. You still haven't learned it's all about the runners/couch and their enthusiasm. I've watched short but dogshit runs for games I love (Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines) and I've watched long but top tier runs for games I've never even played (FF9). It's just like movies; you can watch some 110 minute long miserabilist Eastern European arthouse film and come out feeling fifteen years older, or you can watch a Batman movie that's two hours but flies right by.
There are extenuating circumstances like some loud fucker shilling perlers or an incentive the whole time, but generally speaking I stopped judging runs based on my enjoyment of the games themselves a long time ago.
Adulthood is realizing Tifa is kinda mid
>final fantasy on both streams
now this is kino
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>>714077269Runner from Mario Kart run
>>714077232Tifa came on screen, he can't help it.
>>714077269>>714075718
>>714077292Yuffie is the best yea
>>714077276>and I've watched long but top tier runs for games I've never even played (FF9).That FF9 from from the last ASM was one of the most fun runs I've sat through, especially for how fucking long it was.
>>714077419guess i always have been an adult
>>714077276Sometimes you get the worst of both worlds like that infamous FF13 run with tranny host singing donations
I will not be watching this years ESA Summer Event.
>>714077292Nah, adulthood is realizing that none of the girls from VII are good and that Eiko from IX is the true wife.
>>714077713You aren't missing much.
>stream 1
>ff7
>steam 2
>ff7 remake
>>714077790She's 6, you sick fuck.
>>714077890Don't worry, I'm willing to wait 3 years before marriage.
>>714077276Well said anon. I always assumed most came to this conclusion years ago. The rest being drooling retards to be ignored and filtered
>1 hour of FF7 on both stream
>>714077713Good. Now leave and fuck of faggot.
>long boring jrpg runs on both streams
>the ps1 FF run on stream 1 uses the new skip that warps from right after midgar to the end of disc 1
>FF7 rebirth is a remake set right after midgar to the end of disc 1 which is being ran on stream 2
funny
>>714078236>fuck of faggotLOL!!!!
>>714077276It's still a gamble. JRPGs are at least relatively safe from trannies and tend to attract relaxed boomers who are big enough fans of the games to be willing to learn / run / commentate 4+ hour "speedruns". I think Halo and high skill ceiling FPS speedruns (DOOM, Quake, Titanfall 2) are the only other games that repel trannies as easily as JRPGs.
That one FFVII run from, like, AGDQ 2016 was really comfy. I'm still chasing that high. This one on stream 1 isn't too bad, but it needs like 1 more good commentator.
>>714074905>french>kino anythingThe only good French run ever was that Frenchman that looked like chuddie running track mania with the American flag on the 4th of July. Pure kino
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/44096704/post/128710605
>>714076385Its actually way less autistic then it sounds. You more or less take steps on certain screens to force fights you want. Your not actually counting steps the entire run on every screen like some people think
>come back from work
>vacations start today
>turn on ESA
>both streams have 6 hour runs
>>714078446Please kill yourself and the one who made this.
They have two fucking streams and couldn't be bothered to stagger the schedule a bit to avoid two FF7 runs at the same time?
>>714078515Thank you for the suggestion but no thanks.
>>714078468stream 2 run is ending in 15 minutes
>>714078642This year's schedule brought to you by ChatGPT.
>FF7 rebirth run almost done
>Going to switch to OG FF7 after this
Kinda funny how my entire day has just been FF7
>>714078642It was designed that way. If everything had gone according to schedule, the FF7 run on Stream 1 would continue the story of FF7 from exactly where the FF7 Rebirth run ended on Stream 2.
>>714078642Did Sephiroth...do this?
>>714078446is there one where only the belly is fat
>>714078760Streaming both the original Final Fantasy VII and its remake at the same time offers a unique opportunity to appreciate the game's evolution in storytelling, graphics, and gameplay, while highlighting how its core themes and emotional impact have stood the test of time.
>>714078902that makes more sense
>>714078946>>714078956You really think they had that in mind? You're giving them way too much credit.
>>714079046My reply is ChatGPT, anon.
>>714079150The schedule probably is as well
>>714079046I'd believe it if it were the old scheduling team, not so much how shit is now.
this is about the time i go through my projects and things i saved from last ESA and i gotta admit some of these things i dont even know what they're referencing anymore
Took a shit. Anything cool happen in the last 3 hours?
>>714079582some anon took a shit
>>714079582How the fuck were you in there shitting for three hours?
>>714079582Somebody whipped it out on stream 3
>>714079662That was English Ben, again, he still had the stream key from when he was on staff.
>>714079465I remember it all
>>714079646it was 10 minutes spent shitting and then 170 minutes spent cleaning up
>>714079646I think "took a shit" is just a zoomer codeword for taking bbc in the pooper or something
>>714080072How the fuck does the entire British Broadcasting Company fit in there in the span of three hours?
what the fuck did i just see?
Is there a mod that makes Aerith barefeet?
>>714080174Big Sephiroth turned back into little Sephiroth.
>>714080247It's kind of a byproduct since it lets you use any model that exists for the character but yes
Rate Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.
>>714080609B pretty comfy stream 2 run
>>714080609I dont know what im actually looking at but im seeing a very wide man with a comically high waist, a geordi laforge visor and brown triangle hair stalking these girls.
>>714080857Nigga u are gay
>>714080857kek it's an umbrella and palm tree
>>714080857luna can you explain this post to me?
>>714080906nta but if you like that shit you are either a jeet or a chink
>>714080609F. Long final fantasy runs are aways fucking garbage.
>>714080609F game is shit, run is shit. Remake not needed
>>714081017I dunno, I don't do wide men anymore.
>>714080609C boring but not bad
>>714080857Kek I kinda see it as well. Although I see the eyes as just above the parasol and he is wearing a Naruto headband
Any runs to look forward to?
>>714081362me running up to you and pecking you on the cheek with a kiss before running away giggling and telling all my friends you got embarrassed
Alright, best run of the marathon coming up
I outlined my vision for clarity. All he needs is the other skinny leg.
Are the guys in stream 1 brothers?
Thanks for that audio spike stream 2 tech.
>Tim
He has blessed stream 2 with his presence.
timtime
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>>714080609F uck rpg "speedruns"
what happened ot the multi hour FF on stream 2?
why is he not making tetrises
>>714081774the passage of time
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>>714081774You mean the one that started 6 hours ago?
Rebirth is a better FF7 Remake than FF7 Remake was
>>714081709Fuck tinybuild, needs moar Hoplegs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpvObUqjF6I&
>>714081774It was already near the end when the stream 1 Ff7 run started
>>714081809>>714081845i guess i was very distracted
Why is there no Indian speedrunners and events?
this guy is not very good
>>714081797He can't reach the top shelf
>>714081907You can't stream any% pissing on powered rail tracks on Twitch.
is this game just artsy fartsy tetris?
Looks like a pretty comfy version of Tetris, at least compared to the batshit Grand Master games.
I wonder how many people on /v/ are ready for the ultra autism explanation that is disc 1 skip
>>714082151you can skip disk in tetris?
>>714081907Indians are too busy doing other degenerate things and running first world countries with their presence to worry about the white man's pastime
>>714082258I like that he's incredibly enthusiastic for just about everything, even games that are as far from the sort of games he runs as they can get.
>>714082258tim would get genuinely excited narrating me making a grilled cheese
nice8
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Tinytim makes any run worth watching.
>>714082151>disc 1 skiplast time i watched a ff7 run people were workshopping kalm skip, how time flies
>>714082364Boomers tend to be like this. Not that I'm complaining.
This is the only game where the speedrun time for getting out of Midgar is accepted as the time everyone ever got while playing the game casually
>>714082462Please rephrase your sentence.
You like tim, you are literaly reddit
>>714082536speedrun time for got while playing accepted casually This is the everyone ever game
>>714082638Oh, okay. I see.
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>>714082462@grok explain this to me like if I was a 5 year old
>>714082462>>714082638Has anyone really been far even ad decided to use even go want to do look more like?
did you know final fantasy games used to be good? it sounds hard to believe, but it is true.
someone get tim a glass of water
>>714082796Don't lie to me Frakes
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>>714082796Yeah, and then ff6 happened
>>714082830perhaps just a drop, lest he drown
>>714082796XIII and XIII-2 are two of my favorites and those weren't that long ago...
>>714082638Are you good? Are you having a stroke??
>>714082291>runningFuck I meant ruining
>>714082462because it is, midgar is like an hour
>>714082904>Yeah, and then ff6 happenedFF6 was the bestest Final Fantasy tho until FF9 got maded.
>>714082462LUNAA. Explain this post to me
I wonder who finds speedrunning these games with just pure algorithmic skips fun. Finding the manipulations can be a good time, sure, but when you just read a list of steps to do, what's the fun in that?
>>714082963They're speedrunning the "ruin everything" category on First World Countries.
why's this retard replying to my post 40 times
>>714082953XIII is really, really bad.
>>714082796FF11 started it. I don't care how much money it made at an MMO. There was nothing in the world that could have stopped me from buying a FF after 10, except a fucking MMO.
>>714082953XIII is as old as Yuffie.
>>714083063wow look at the dolphins!
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The music makes me so nostalgic
>only 3 hours of short runs left
I'll sleep good today
>>714082791Just because you can't comprehendable the situational understand in to they of those that spoked to the point in understandable them and then comprehend what their said to them and until then don't spoke.
Tetris Connect is a baller game
>>714082978it's more than that even on the world record speedrun, he was right
>>714083241Thank you Lunaa
>>714082860https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkmC1CrpQM
>>714083352You're gotten it chiefs
>Tetris but there's animated windows XP media player skins playing in the background
really running out of ideas how to "innovate" a fucking Tetris game huh.
>>714082462I understood it. Though I disagree only slightly, most people still take about twice as long as that to get through Midgar.
>>714083549>Tetris but there's animated windows XP media player skins playing in the backgroundok but that's based
>>714083613yeah can't wait for the windows vista Aero skinpack DLC
>>714083549That sounds cool as fuck.
Is it just me, or is the Tetris player not that fast?
>>714083742just shut up and look at the background bro :^)
>>714083803ooh those mermaids look like they got nice tits
>>714083742he's decent but very far away from the best players
>>714083742You're right he definitely isn't Asian
wait what the fuck happened, how are they at this scene already
Even the First time I saw Aeris died I just laughed the fmv is just too cheesy lol
just use a phoenix down bro
>>714083907used game freak hacks
>>714083907Big skip.
>we're already at the end of FF7 Rebirth's story
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>we're going to be singing a song now-
Stream 2 Chads winning again
FUCCK SHITIAS SHIUT UAPSF UCK
yes doctor, give me the cringe
Kek, almsot choked at the end
>>714084454SSS
I'm tetris biased
If you seriously thought this was cringe then you have subhuman IQ and simply cannot appreciate art.
Fun random fact that everyone knew: FF7 gives you a water ring pretty much mandatory (it's hard to miss it's before the boss on the way through the forest) so you have a way to absorb water and pretty much can't lose the Jenova LIFE fight and have to watch the aeris death shit again
they already did a singalong on stream 3
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>>714084454A
You can't convince me that Tim didn't save that runner from choking at the end
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>>714084454A, very based, choked and recovered, and under estimate
Tiddies made of stars on stream 2.
>>714084454A. Pretty good
>>714084505You really can tell he's a professional teacher when he slides into that mode of dealing with somebody who is either fucking up or about to fuck up more.
>a few seconds of background music
>get blocked in Russia
Sorry Russiabros who happen to want to see this one specific ESA run! You'll have to use a proxy.
>>714084454A-
Luv me tetris, but smoker's cough Tiny Tim offering flacid encouragement brings it down a notch
>>714084665vpns are banned in russia
>Tetris but with club music from 2005
>>714084716being banned never stopped them from being used
>>714084732now if it had varied pngs of women that you could undress by doing big combos with the club music..
This is the best tetris game and I will not be convinced otherwise
>>714084769I gave my friend in russia two of my paid vpns (one perma license and one 2 year sub) and both didnt work, so the gov did something to fuck over the normies.
>>714084834Cdi tetris exists
>>714084505>>714084642Hirexen needs this man on his couch pronto. He fucks up once and immediately loses all composure
>>714084786This but it's anthro women
and sometimes men
Mega choke lmao. No refunds
Actually in awe how much this was butchered in Rebirth despite being a decent game
>>714084889>CDINo, it really doesn't
>>714084903fuck it why not, as long as I can disable shit I don't want to see from the rotation
make it easily moddable too so I can add my own pngs and music
Tetris guy barely went for any Tetrises that run, kinda disappointing
The snow area in ff7 remake 3 is gonna be bussin
yo skrill is dropping it hard on stream 2
>>714083907You just missed the 10 minute segment of dunking cloud in the ocean repeatedly to set up disk 1 skip and get straight to city of the ancient
>>714084935He's a pretty cool dude, I can see why marathon organizations try to claim him since he comes across as genuine as fuck, and about as far from the GDQ artificial hype shit as possible.
>>714073523spyro usually gets good ratings, and this run featured a girl. why the low score?
>>714073523>15>13>8>13fucking GRIM
dead event, dead continent
GDQ mogs this pride event kek
>>714085530>GDQ mogs this pride eventtrue, GDQ has 100x the gayness and troonies
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>6hour ff or a girly dance game
ffs...
This makes my pennies hard
I have never found any of these Warioware clone.
this game is making me horny
>>714085343Cause it wasn't a girl.
>>714085530gayrunning is dead
thank god
>>714085770marry, fuck, kill?
>>714082438I hate necrodancer, it's too confident for what it is.
>>714085821Meant Rhythm Heaven, FUCK.
Heaven Studio run when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaAUERRgExQ
wait a minute... these are QTEs... you can't go any faster than the others..!
>during the DJ event
Oh no, nobody told them that dude pulled out and refused to come back.
>>714085814Are your pennies usually liquid or something?
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this warioware shit's looped animations just makes me think of this
>>714086132Non-Newtonian currency was a mistake.
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS A SPEEDRUN?! IT'S FUCKING YOGA!
>>714086250>You have to throw your coins at the teller in order to keep them solid enough to count
>>714086231mystery skulls animated was inspired by this and rhythm heaven
>>714085530ok tranny, back to gdq you go
this is just an auto scroller tier game, how is this a speeedrun
>>714086068That's what happens when you screw over your hired talent.
>just found out esa is actually live and not showing reruns
they need to stop showing reruns on their main twitch channel
>no one-frame shot of her ass being slapped by the guitar if you get a perfect combo
These devs don't know what the people want...
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I want to have many many babies with Queen.
>every counter attack against both bosses has been 1-2-3-4 with the same timing
>>714086054this run was so stupid, they excused all criticism of ""glitchless"" speedruns with snarky sarcasm
>>714086628you might genuinely be autistic, he's a friend of the runner and was making fun of how arbitrary glitchless rules are sometimes. the runner was in on it.
>>714086556If you think about it, every game is an auto scroller if they're good enough
>>714086593>minigame has a dude with HD abs getting his picture taken>cant even see some nice ass during yoga
This reminds me of that face slapping Victorian game for the Switch by the La Mulana dev.
why did they ruin Necrodancer?
> work is over in an hour
> Final fantasy 7 still has another 3 hours to go
fudge
>>714086774I see, the devs are just homosexuals.
>>714086949Blinded by success and trannies
>>714086698>you might genuinely be autisticyes
>he's a friend of the runneri know
>making fun ofdoubt
>the runner was in on iti know
>>714087058why are you replying to yourself?
big rape in the background
>>714086628>>714087058That run did nothing but make people realize how arbitrary the line between glitch and glitchless was in speedrunning so if there was a goal other than that it doesn't matter much now. Half the people thought it was legit and the other half that knew it was a bit only saw it as them making fun of the glitchless category
well at least the computer voice donation reader is less annoying than all of the gdq readers
>>714087571trains rights!!
This is some gay-ass shit in stream2
>>714086774Imagine the outrage if the minigame had you taking pictures of a half-naked woman instead
>>714082462Not a chance, casuals fuck around in wall market and the shinra hq much more, not to mention they don't guard skip, wall skip, etc.
>>714087821do you like it
this is such a dead event its embarrassing
>jarpig stream 1
>not-a-speedrun stream 2
>Armadillos
Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside.
>miku singing in english
this was never meant to be
>>714087986I agree, we should stop watching it and go do something else.
this shit on stream 2 is giving me eye cancer, the way the "notes" move all erratically
>>714087959It's not for me
>>714088095There are already English Miku songs newfag.
atleast someone's enjoying
>>7140880586 hour FFVII speedruns were always comfy sovl kino
>>714088258Was that the drunk dude who stumbled into the room and sat down?
>>714088130i see... *looks at you continueing to watch*
>>714088258>>714088310The cringe kino of the Germ's reign...
Never thought I'd be reminiscing about them...
>>714088258this webm always sends me into fits of laughter. Its like he could sense the one guy behind him disappeared mid sentence and was trying to keep it together emotionally
>>714088310>Leonis thinking what the fuck is this guy going on aboutkek
how many more fucking songs are they gonna do
it should've ended with the bosses
Please understand that in Sweden or is currently...uh...6pm. They must all be, um, stuck in traffic
>>714088552>The accident wasn't your fault bro
>>714088586It's a SHOWCASE
You should be IMPRESSED
>>714088656i'm gonna kms myself
So they decided to change necrodancer from a cool rpg/rhythm game hybrid to just another rhythm game?
>>714088475I'd like to watch FF7 but I'm replaying it after like 20 years and I don't want "spoilers" as I've forgotten some details about the game. So I'll watch this gay shit with you instead.
>women with big tits constantly bopping to the rhythm
>no tit jiggle
This was made by eunuchs...
>>714088721It transitioned to a rhythm game, yes
alright alright I get it now, if they're gonna repeat the bosses then I dont have new bouncing pngs to look at anymore
Did you know that Cadence of Hyrule still doesn't have an official OST release, thanks Nintendo.
>>714088784it really doesn't have anything going for it
>>714088328That was this one. Chugged wine during a Mario 64 run then wandered into the Fuzzy bodyguard run.
IS THAT A GIRL ON STREAM 1? ZOOM AND ENHANCE
>Took damage
PLEASE WRAP IT UP
>>714088870nintendo really does some of the dumbest shit
>>714088929Man that was an event and a half.
>>714088098No, its funnier to shit on it i these threads and watch the trainwreck
Remember when e*ro retards shit their pants over Jenga because they pretended they were friends with the e """""celebs""""" KEK thats was the downfall to this wannabe event
>>714089001okay tsundere bro, enjoy watching ESA with us.
There is exactly 1(one)(uno) good super meat boy game and he's still making appearances 15 years later
>>714089001The non-speedrun parts were the worst part of the event, t. euro
>>714089125Is Big Marisa okay?
>>714089125>no naroPity, I always like his Touhou fan game runs.
>>714089125SAVE US FUMOMAN
I just got back from my colonoscopy, any new Plums?
>>714089125>Why did we give the Marisa fumo the power to turn back time 6 seconds if it falls over!? It can't even keep itself upright!
>Lost the combo
ITS OVER
TERRIBLE RUN
>>714089120I mean, Danny B making songs for necrodancer probably helped in this case, but I know what you're getting at.
>>714089120Shovel Knight is going to be the same way, just obnoxiously jammed into everything for all time.
>>714089405>Danny B making songs for necrodancer probably helped in this caseDoesn't he hate the shit out of the Team Meat developers now though?
>What else can we talk about?
>Hm...
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>>714089576perchance they're now realizing this could have been shorter than 1h
>check cam>creatura seemingly teleported behind that innocent man
>girls are just static jpegs
>no booby jiggles
Sad. 2/10.
>>714089664I'm talking about the FF7 run idiot.
>>714089750what? that ended over an hour ago
>>714089125I enjoy runs that outright showcase skill rather than out of bounds Gamecube shovelware no. 222357
>>714089549Probably, but would not be surprising considering the absolute trash they put out. I'm still mad, they thought a fucking auto runner would be a good idea.
I wonder how that new 3D game will turn out.
>>714089750This is a stream 2 thread you subhuman
>>714089779wow you're stupid, gonna stop giving you (you)s now.
>>714089837Why would I watch an autoscroller for an hour?
>>714089779stream 1 is og 7
>>714089791Where did you get this picture of me?
>>714089931To give yourself the opportunity to winge
Why do you think we're watching?
>>714089035>implying watchingim checking the view count
im not watching this dogshit lmaooo
>>714089931idk im not really watching it either
you guys didn't complain about plum not having jiggle boobs
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Bounce bounce
>>714090115plum's game also died. Coincidence? I think not.
>>714090115she has no tits to jiggle
>>714089664oh hey it happened already
>>713905071
>>714090115>>>/aco/plum has nothing to do with ESA you off-topic mongrel
>but muh advertisement!
>>714090115Plum is not oppai.
At most she has cute small budding breasts.
>>714089931>have with open>paying zero attention>instead doing image gen
>One more song left.
Show me your moves, vee
>>714088784Did you miss the part earlier with the half-naked man? This game was clearly made by gays
HES GONNA GO OVER THE TIME LIMIT
how can you go over estimate when every song has a set time and you dont fail any of them
They did the bonus miku song from the incentive
>>714090350and no, don't say it's because of the migu incentive. I want a real answer
>Impossible
>Is possible
What did they mean by this?
>susannuggiesoverstime.webm
>>714090229Shut up, tourist
>>714090568cool plum picture
>>714090685Suck my dick faggot, ive been in these threads way longer than you
glad the marketing worked on you i guess
Imagine shilling for an advertisement kek
>>714090229gonna cry? here's a (you) to cheer you up.
>>714090807C I guess. The music was good.
>>714090807C, it was nothing
>>714090807F
Not a speedrun
Over estimate
>>714090808Can it, larping tourist
>>714090807no I will not, it's not a speedrun
>>714090808uh oh brownoid melty
>>714090807Z
Not a speedrun
Overestimate
Boring, did not get an impression from the game that it was a showcase of high technical skill
I wanted to post a big titty version of the protag but this ass site doesn't let me post images in incognito mode and I think that's pretty cringe
>>714090807B played the demo and got destroyed
>>714091054Works on my end. Sounds like a browser issue to me.
>>714090943KEK hes doubling down
say BAAAHHH for me, sheep
sorry I let you know thay your hecking advertarino is not related to ESA
>>714091280Don't think there is one. At least I don't have one saved
>>714090807D for D-*yaaaaawn*
>>714091287Zip it, tourist
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>Czech madlads on stream 2
I am ok with this.
finally some good shit (hopium)
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>>714091501This man has the hairline of a professional runner
Time for cocaaine fuelled quake footage kino
>>714091443Anon probably means this delivery from 2 threads ago
https://files.catbox.moe/k53i6n.png
Hrot looks kind of fun but it is so oppressively brown I don't think I'd be able to play it without getting depressed.
In true Eastern Euro fashion.
this looks good, but maybe it's because the last run was so shit
wait a minute, this is a boomer shooter
Finally, an awkward but enthusiastic fellow playing a game fast. What I'm here for.
this kinda looks like quake
>>714091612I missed this, very nice.
>>714091651Nah, it's a fake on Unity or some shit, but it's an almost convincing fake.
>balding hunchback
This is a speedrunner I can trust.
I'm getting return to castle wolfenstein vibes from this game
Oh yes, this is definitely "central" european kino
Watch, they'll start making in-jokes about bread lines any second now
>>714091710There was also this version https://files.catbox.moe/i72zsl.png
I would not bake with that
>>714091468say it again, maybe this time it will be true KEK
tell me another retard opinion of yours
i bet you LOVED jenga and the ikea shit
>>714091739Damn, I got fooled I thought it was a mod in the Quake engine
speaking of brown euro games
https://archive.org/details/chameleon-2005
Him failing is your fault. No, not /v/, I mean YOU specifically.
>Written in Pascal
nani the fuck
Kids ITT actually fell for the
>whatttt I died nooooo
summers the fucking worst
>>714091941Nah, there is one that came out recently on a Quake sourceport but this isn't it.
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>>714092158That would be a negatory
>>714091930Ok, I gotta go make some food so you can stay. Just go poop in the corner.
so are you retards new, underage, or actually mentally handicapped?
these threads have been dismal
>>714092254I'll have you know I'm 39. Respect your elders you dang whippersnapper.
>>714092075I was referring to him failing the grenade jump like 10 times in a row.
You can pull that off first try.
Can't these runners keep politics out of my speedrun event?
>>714092254They weren't so bad this morning, I wonder what changed.
>>714092254And yet here you are, sitting in the thread with us. Cute tsundere anon :3
>>714092384Any time the old Soviet leadership of Czech is brought up Czechians are required by birth right to shit on the administration
Them's the rules
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