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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:09:35 PM No.714098547
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Wishlist for Jurassic World Evolution 3?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:12:04 PM No.714098730
Kinda sucks dinosaurs where never real, they're cool as fuck
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:13:45 PM No.714098870
>black widow now fights dinosaurs instead of star lord.

Do these games have like pokemon battle systems or are they just park builders ?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:14:15 PM No.714098915
>>714098730
it's ok let's overgrown and gene-edit the shit out of the reptiles/birds that we have instead
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:27:34 PM No.714099958
>pk just announced they beat them on time at their own gimmick AGAIN
love to see it
>>714098870
you just pit two dinosaurs together that may or may not have predetermined fighting animations and outcomes
or you spend 100s of hours building some fucking park to post on reddit for upboats and golds
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:31:05 PM No.714100218
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>>714098547 (OP)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:32:45 PM No.714100352
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>>714098547 (OP)
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:34:03 PM No.714100447
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:36:01 PM No.714100590
>>714098547 (OP)
man ai is really really good now
FUCKKKKKk
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:38:42 PM No.714100779
>>714100447
Why does jurassic park look like a children's movie now?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:39:41 PM No.714100842
>>714100779
>implying it's ever been more than that
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:40:34 PM No.714100901
>>714100779
>now
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:41:11 PM No.714100958
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>The entire internet regulated the concept of "truth" after the sham that is Covid
>Meanwhile blatant disinformation like dinosaur and atheism is allowed all over
What is this kikery?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:41:59 PM No.714101018
pre order bonuses obtainable after launch, the absolute turbo giga kike faggots.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:42:37 PM No.714101064
>>714100958
it's dinosaurs bro it's never that deep
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:43:16 PM No.714101115
>>714098547 (OP)
She got new augments?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:43:36 PM No.714101137
>>714100958
you worship a kike myth designed to get the nations of the goyim to worship their god and believe in their history. you are a golem. you are a stupid goy who rejects science and you will be disintegrated by those who don't.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:44:06 PM No.714101181
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>>714101137
>you worship a kike myth designed to get the nations of the goyim to worship their god and believe in their history. you are a golem. you are a stupid goy who rejects science and you will be disintegrated by those who don't.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:45:59 PM No.714101312
He mad
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:46:47 PM No.714101367
Atheism is an unironic mental illness
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:46:55 PM No.714101374
>>714101181
i have a full head of hair, thank you
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:47:22 PM No.714101413
>>714098547 (OP)
More feathered dinosaurs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:47:44 PM No.714101438
SCARJO'S
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:48:36 PM No.714101510
>>714098547 (OP)
Off the top of my head, get rid of the campaign & swap it for something different. The campaigns in this game suck so much. Planet Coaster & Zoo have better campaigns.

I guess I'd like to fuse dinosaurs to create new dinosaurs. Or have some aligators or sharks in the game too.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:48:47 PM No.714101524
>>714100447
H-hayai...
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:48:49 PM No.714101528
>>714100958
Your god tells me mamadou m'balla is my brother as long he wears a cross around his neck
Evolution and science tell me he's as far removed from me as are wolves from coyotes.

I'm gonna go with the science and not the gay magic man.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:48:50 PM No.714101532
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>>714100447
>oh boy this family is definitely in danger! I sure hope those kids don't die! I'm so totally at the edge of my seat
The ballsiest thing they ever did was kill that woman in Jurassic World and now they'll never do anything crazy like that again after people freaked out. Safe, milquetoast garbage.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:50:29 PM No.714101660
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>>714101532
You should read the bookss
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:51:47 PM No.714101768
>>714100447
>that soft, velvety t-rex mouth
God I wish I could slide down it bros
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:54:58 PM No.714102056
>>714101367
as opposed to an ironic mental illness like posting in off topic threads?
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:55:50 PM No.714102121
>>714101660
elaborate
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:56:48 PM No.714102209
Did the Spinosaur really threaten the T-Rex's popularity that they nerfed it hard and memoryholed it from existence?

It looks equally as badass as the T-Rex, now they turned it into an onions version.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:58:42 PM No.714102349
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>>714102121
Way more brutal.
That image is from concept art for the Jurassic Park game, but the way Nedry gets killed is way more brutal in the book. The dilophosaurus isn't small like in the movie, it's 10 feet tall. It cuts open his stomach, and he tries to escape while trying to scoop his guts back into his body. As he's scooping, it crushes his skull with its jaws while he's screaming.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:58:57 PM No.714102361
>>714101660
Nta but are they that different to the movies?
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:59:53 PM No.714102424
>>714102349
Yeah, ill stick with the movies instead of the writers thinly veiled gore fetish.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:59:54 PM No.714102425
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oh boy another dino thread ruined by evangelical trolls
you know what? let's pretend dinos aren't real.
that's right, just like pokemons. except they're public domain
man i really wish they'd reveal a new tyrannosaurus, last remake was good but we need more variants to spice things up. they look so freaky now, good thing they never existed!
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:00:59 PM No.714102521
>>714100447
spics?
this franchise has really gone down hill
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:01:04 PM No.714102531
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>>714100779
>suddenly
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:01:17 PM No.714102550
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I want a game where I can tend to my weird shrimp dudes
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:02:01 PM No.714102597
>>714102361
Several characters are completely different, especially Hammond.
That said Hammond's probably changed a bit for the better in the movie.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:02:19 PM No.714102624
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>>714102424
Enjoy the onions versions of these dinosaurs then where an obese American woman can outrun velociraptors and T-Rex in high heels
>>714102361
Yeah, pretty different.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:05:13 PM No.714102836
>>714102550
there's a really well done modpack in megaquarium where you can have animals from all eras, anomalocaris is one of them
the game is kinda shit but it's the best i can give you. same mod developer also released all the animals in zt2 otherwise
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:05:54 PM No.714102896
>>714102624
My favorite onions movie is the first Jurassic Park, a perfect movie. Cant watch the other flicks because they are just not that great compared to the first cinema masterpiece.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:06:37 PM No.714102953
>>714102361
Different characters live/die. They go into pretty heavy detail about character deaths, like Nedry trying to stuff his intestines back in while getting mauled to death.
Also Hammond is less of a starry eyed dinosaur lover and more of a douchebag CEO. Hammond also dies in the book.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:06:58 PM No.714102974
>>714102896
I like all of the first 3. I consider all of them kino in different ways.

https://youtu.be/F4ZzQ-qjFRo

I watched this shit last night. I've never felt so embarrassed.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:07:59 PM No.714103046
>>714102974
Fuck, wrong scene

https://youtu.be/M23YxYxNfCA
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:09:01 PM No.714103110
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>>714103046
aaaaa
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:13:01 PM No.714103432
>>714103046
>Everyone despises the mainland segment from Lost World, especially since it wasn't even in the book
>It was such an awful idea that one of the execs who pushed it was put in as a cameo who gets eaten by the T-Rex
>HEY GUYS WHAT IF WE MADE TWO THIRDS OF OUR TRILOGY BE JUST LIKE THE MAINLAND SEGMENT?!
Hollywood is disgustingly impervious to failure and it shows.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:04 PM No.714103691
>>714098547 (OP)
WHOA MAMA
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:16:04 PM No.714103692
>>714103432
Hollywood is pure cancer that moved into the video games industry and now gaming has never been more Jewish.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:17:05 PM No.714103783
>>714102836
Man, Zoo Tycoon 2 modding, brings me back to trying to find a dinosaur mod that had big ass sauropods.
I'll check out Megaquarium, thanks anon
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:18:18 PM No.714103886
>>714102361
The books are awful.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:19:17 PM No.714103970
>>714102361
Muldoon shooting raptors with a LAW while riding a dirtbike.