Thread 714120792

SLAMMED

>>714120792 (OP)
AND SMASHED

COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

>>714120792 (OP)
Kamoshida did it again?

C'MON AND SLAM!!
AND WELCOME TO JAPAN!!

I don't know what people mean when they say the writing gets better in palace 3 but I assume it just means it gets gayer. This game needs to stick to low stakes assholes like youtube pranksters or people who do prank orders on doordash.

How much renbimbi they're paying to shill this slop?

Do you guys think the food critic is gonna get memed even half as much?

>>714121471
nope, because south park already did that with yelp reviewers so nothing we can add to that

>>714121373
LMFAO

Band Cutie

>barely taller than Futaba without the heels
HOLY SLAMMABLE

>>714121743
What did she mean by this?

>>714121743
That's just Asuka

>>714121743
The part where she got slammed and Wonder jacked off to her while she was in the hospital was really hot

>>714120792 (OP)
getting hit by a subway got put in a better game, wow

>>714121875
Never a bad choice.

>>714120792 (OP)
>wasting all my shit on drawing for joker and just got the chie rip-off
fml

>>714121743
I'm so fucked up...

>>714121391
Chinkcels have no sense of humour so no more Yakuza humor kino

>>714121471
No, he's not over the top/bombastic enough in what he does and it's less direct than just shoving people. It's more underhanded and he preys on manipulating the public for his gains.

>>714121471
not a chance

SUBWAY SLAMMER IS SHIT

>>714121448
Piss off tendiejeet marketer

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_G-kvMxg3Y

>>714122123
true genius is never appreciated in its own time

Japanese crime is too goofy to take seriously. You expect me to believe high school girls regularly get plapped and cummed inside on public transit, and more recently just punted out of the way like a sack of potatoes, and they just don't say anything?

>>714120792 (OP)
Jammed eier

>>714121471
No, but the slammer will be forgotten by the time we get Wind

>>714121373
>Slammer of Destiny

>>714122228
sounds like a hentai plot. does this really happen to a character in the game?

>>714122123
>We plan to have the best story and ending
EoS is already planned.

>Minami gives you food and homemade gifts for helping her study
Let me raise a legion of children with her already, chinks. Don't tease me.

>>714120792 (OP)
what happened to her anon?

>hit the 80 gold ticket pity
Why is this little girl an offensive unit when there's several older girls who are relegated to support?

>>714122546
SLAMMED

where have you been

>>714122639
BY WHAT?

>>714120792 (OP)
I AM THE SLAM THAT IS APPROACHING
PROVOKING FOID HOSPITALISATION

>>714120792 (OP)
>No Gay

>>714122540
She will take all my money

>>714121373
I have no context of any of this beyond the tackle meme.
It's glorious

I'm enjoying this game more than regular P5

>>714120792 (OP)
ENTER
SLAMMER OF WOMEN

>>714122228
A bunch of 40 year olds running around in the subway SLAMMING people being a national issue is fucking hilarious. I can understand not being able to stop tiktok zoomers doing the same shit, but just how fucking fast are these overworked middle-aged salarymen that you as a nation can't do anything about it.

>>714120792 (OP)
Since a Chinese dev made this, why didn't they set this game in a Chinese school instead of Japan? Would have been interesting.

>>714122540
Best girl

Please explain this meme

>>714123176
>SLAMMER OF WOMEN
>slams bejita

>>714123176
>>714123320
Bejitasissies...

>>714122572
Is she not a support unit? Besides her elemental attacks, her kit's just Matarukaja and Marakukaja.

>>714123287
It's a meme from my favourite part of Personav. My favourite part is where Saul Slam says 'It's slammin' time' and slams all over the subway. Definitely one of the games of all time.

>spent all my money on gacha balls
>can't afford food
at least I got a super rare

>>714123287
>chinks want to make their P5 fanfiction a reality and go to Atlus about making a P5 gacha
>Atlus says sure but if we don't like something we can take more control over the game at any time.
>the chinks get to writing their P5 fanfiction
>their answer to Kamoshida, the ex-gold medalist who now uses his fame and position to physically and sexually abuse those under him is...a guy who body checks women in the subway station because he got his ass beat at baseball by a little girl years ago and seethed about it so hard his career tanked to the point he had to become a wagie.

>>714123754
Atlus was writing the main story from the start, the drama that guy was tweeting about was internal

>>714123695
Post collection

>>714123754
middle age woman slammer is way too funny of a concept to be made by a chinese
chinamen are humorless

It's time to slam!

>>714124323
What was Atlus THINKING?

>>714124575
>"Kino."

>>714123186
Sounds better than someone randomly getting stabbed or bullets

>>714123220
The IP set in Japan also still Jap devs

>>714124575
>Atlus
>Thinking
Isn't this game chinese

My Hero

>>714124323
I clapped

>>714124384
Heh.

>>714123115
..........................Same

>>714122946
this is all the context you need
all natty by the way

>doing the side quest with Minami
>the romance sub-plot music starts playing

Is buying that $20 pack with 1000 gems and ann's cognitive a jewish scam?

i wish i was motoha's gym towel

>>714123115
same
i think half of it is just lufel instead of morgana

>>714121373
holy shi tlmao

>>714123220
the devs are weeaboos

How demanding is this game timewise? I'm already playing 3 other gatchas, and I can't really put more than half an hour a day into this.

>>714124691
Hate to break this to you but bitches get randomly stabbed in japan too.

>>714124384
Holy kek

>>714123220
Atlus wrote and designed the game and hired chinks to program it. Chinks have no part in deciding what the game is gonna be about.

>>714124986
why the fuck did he do it?

>>714124987
She's grooming wonder to be a husband and father.
You think she didn't carefully orchestrate all the events of her quest?
Every interaction you have with her was carefully planned in advance to be as perfect as possible.
You WILL be her husband. You WILL give her AT LEAST 5 children. You WILL ignore all the other harlots. You only need her.

>>714125219
because he hates Motoha

>>714125182
I'm rolling for this slutty looking nurse

Give it to me straight: how is the gameplay complexity in this game compared to SMT V or other megaten games. I saw that personas only have 3 stats (HP ATT and DEF) and that the game can literally just auto battle for you. Is this just a dumbed down casual game for phone users? Or is there like actual depth to the gameplay like Metaphor.

>>714125256
Why can't girls like this be real

>>714125219
Because he's a fucking shitter that lost to a fucking toddler

>>714124986
What the Slammer did was justified. You can see in this video that not only did this bitch slam her own friend, she also braced and stepped forward to try and SLAM my HERO.

>>714124987
>>714125256
Straight up I started ignoring her texts because she was the only one popping up. I just wanted to do Yaoling's SL

>>714125001
Yes and no. You can get 10 tickets for $10. For twice that amount, you get a guaranteed dupe as well as some extra gems for a future roll. Now do you actually want to shelve out twenty bucks for that? That depends on you.
If you've got money to burn and this is a character you really want to upgrade, and you know you're gonna be playing this for a long time, I'd say it's worth it. Otherwise, massive scam trying to rip you off by inciting that FOMO shit.

>>714125061
I just got to the part where I can spend my stamina and the fact that you can x3 speed and auto means that I can spend it all without even touching anything. Also they let you x5 the EXP/material dungeons so you only need to do two battles in a day in order to spend your whole bar. Considering the design inspirations from Honkai star rail, the dailies will be closest to that more than anything.

>>714125256
And don't think you can escape her if you're a gameplayfag. Minami is top-tier even in the current CN meta.

People shit on the Subway Slammer story but forget the other half of that which is that Motoha finally met her hero as a child and even got to play in a charity baseball game with him then cracked one of his pitches out of the park. Even this didn't diminish him in her eyes but his reaction and events that followed made her throw away her dream and basically plod through life because she thought she ruined her hero's career and life.

It's really tragic.

>>714125418
So it actually expires in a few days and you'll never get it again, right?

>>714125345
>Is this just a casual dumbed down game for phone users?
Yes.
>Is there actual depth to the gameplay?
Also yes.
Basically, the mechanics are mostly more convoluted than actually complex. Like each character will have a couple paragraphs of different abilities to learn how to use them.
However there are optional bosses with some unique mechanics that are pretty interesting. The main story is very much easy baby braindead game though.

>>714125386
I stand with the Loli!

>>714125345
It's passiveslop because it's a chink gacha game. You follow guides and turn on autobattle for 90% of content.

>>714125401
In this world, it's slam or be SLAMMED.

>>714120792 (OP)
Is this meme the best thing to come from this game?

>>714125617
Yeah. Once it's gone, it's gone for good.

>>714125413
She will remember that

>>714125848
incredibly jewish goddamn

>>714125572
yeah but that's hard to fit in one meme image
see also: adachi

>>714125839
No, that's Merope

>>714125148
>Atlus: Program our next Persona gama as a gacha game
>CN devs: No
>Atlus: We'll make a chink girl who'll be the best girl
>CN devs: Bet

>>714126114
>forcibly throws you into the Velvet Room when your presence is required
>fuses persona by dragging them to the fusion core in body bags wrapped in chains then throws them in
>encourages you to share your desires with her during social link cutscenes
She's literally perfect.

>>714125572
I honestly think that as campy as the whole subway slammer part is, the baseball and domino effect of people losing their dreams and hope was actually well done. And from there, their desires get twisted into just wanting to lash out anyone else to blame for the loss of their dream. And unlike in P5, I think the heart to heart talk really changed the target, rather than the brainwashing effect of stealing the treasure. Where even though the slammer is being punished, he's also being saved.

>>714126114
love toki (hag)

>>714125413
Hahaha, you think you have a choice.

>>714121373
cringe
glad I avoid persona like a plague

>>714125839
That would be the cute girls.

>>714126401
t. joyless golem who hasn't enjoyed himself since childhood

>>714126296
Superior Toki*

Why are there only like 2 male human party members that aren't from the real P5

>>714125219
It was just an accident.

>>714126640
>rapier guy
>fire edgelord
>S O I
>fishing man
>tokusatsu chad

>>714126256
the fact he's a relatively low level antagonist helps make that kind of cathartic scene go over a lot more naturally too i think, and how there was a personal connection with motoha that made it make sense that she would even want to do anything other than just condemn him outright. not like a typical sad backstory anime villain death

>>714126540
must be nice to have a shit taste

>>714126640
Because Atlus knows people will generally want more girls. The gender ratio of playable characters is like 2:1 in favor of the girls.

>Futaba
Vaporized on contact of getting SLAMMED
>Ann
Respectable air time and distance. Doesn't go as far as baseball girl due to her extra weight
>Makoto
Thinks her aikido is a match for SLAMMIN, Jobs and gets launched into an incomming train
>Haru
Subway Slammer arc ends early

>>714127107
futaba reduced to just two smoking boots sitting upright

>>714127107
>Futaba
Their wouldn't even be anything left, she gets turned into red mist the moment she gets SLAMMED

>>714127207
man who would've guessed that was persona was missing was hotwheels

>>714127207
>no owls

>>714121981
shut it

>>714122150
>ericposting in a persona thread of all things
How dumb are snoys?

>>714127107
>Subway Slammer arc ends early
Its Haru, the hell did we expect?

So are palaces supposed to last a real month and that's why it's so big?

>>714126795
I think the thing that really separated Kiuchi from Kamoshida really is how they reacted to their treasure being stolen. For Kiuchi, once he's defeated, he's more resigned to it simply because his desire is more just a coping mechanism for his lost hope, while with Kamoshida he wants it because he thinks he still deserves to do what he does.

>>714126202
Fuck she's so cute

>>714123695
Relatable

>>714121068
>The Subway Slammer's way of life is threatened when Yaldabaoth arrives with the PhileMONSTARS and challenges him to a basketball game! Winner takes reality!
>Kiuchi is able to gather his best agents of mayhem, Adachi, Kamoshida, and Shido, but will it be enough?
>To pull this off and SLAM the Philemonstars back to SMT, they're going to need some help....

Tenderly loving a cripple
Brutally fucking a cripple

>>714123695
very meta

>>714122123
>Chinese writer gives us unfiltered kino like Subway Slammer and Food Critic
>Persona writer comes back and gives us boring generic "evil adult....must stop!"
Yawwnnn

Subway Slammer is one of those things that should be stupid and should be mocked but somehow it wraps all the way back around to being one of the most kino villains to ever come into this series

>Maruki: girls should not be SLAMMED, and should be able to walk
>Joker: being crippled builds character, SLAM her, S.S.
WHICH WAY, WONDER BOY?

https://youtu.be/5CU2-2hfX_8
These fucking memes

>>714128302
maruki is always wrong

Someone needs to edit a Yakuza style subtitle into one of Kiuchi's scenes

>>714128172
from the persona writer

>>714128430
>The Chinese writer was BETRAYED AND TRAPPED by the Persona writer

>>714128407
he really does seem like a yakuza sidestory kek
imagine the slamfight with kiryu

>>714128059
I'd bridal carry her to the bed every night

>>714128481
do you even have a choice not to

>>714128172
I'm legit worried the writer shift will ruin these characters that I already like as well.

>>714128059
Sad

>>714128172
Apparently the third palace is really good though?

>>714128518
You can always carry her like this

>>714128430
Kino Art ngl

ONE MORE GIRL REJECTED

>>714128430
>that mask
wew

if you covered up the logo and text could you tell this is persona?

>>714128331
Why do people cut out the beginning part where he SLAMS some other dude before doing the full running tackle. That's hilarious

>>714128430
The Japanese Fujos are going to lose their fucking minds during this arc

>>714128532
Players on CN report that the writing does get better starting at Palace 3. People shouldn't be mistaking a meme for good writing.

>>714128532
Your favorite characters turning into flanderized gimmicks as the story plods on is just part of the Persona Experience (tm)

>You can make an entire party of them
They finally learned from 5

I'm just glad we got a meme villain first before they took over

>>714128059
I love cripple girls, but I also love mentally unstable girls so now I'm torn between her and Ichigo

>>714128652
do they ever explain why & how?

>>714128802
It focuses on the hot girl

>>714128569
ONE MORE GIRL EJECTED

>>714128518
I mean, they teach them how to get into bed by themselves in physical therapy

>>714128701
The hime cut is the most powerful wife hairstyle closely followed by "ponytail with bangs on one side"

>>714128838
wow, motoha gets even more arcs!?

>>714128916
Kek

>>714128652
I don't trust CN when it comes to writing. At this point, I think CN's taste in writing tends to be incredibly off and shit with how they slurp up Hoyo's writing.

>>714129074
>0.160% chance to get her
suffering

SUBWAY SLAMMER SAMA HELP US
THE SAIYANS HAVE ARRIVED, PROTECT US!!!

>>714128916
hehehe

>Wonder is a hypothetical Joker x Kasumi child
>Motoha is a hypothetical RyuAnn child
I cracked the code

>>714128518
You could watch her desperately crawl to the bed.

>>714129130
more like chie & ann fusion dance

>>714128172
it wasn't even a chink writer, it was a different atlus writer that got canned

>>714129074
kyuun kyuun
kyuun kyuun
watashi no kare wa piloto

>find a banner simulator
>sure why not
>first roll is 2 Rens
yeah sure that would happen

>>714128059
Would you on a wheelchair?

If you could get a Phantom Idol of any P5 Confidant, who would you choose?

>>714129580
Should've posted the page where she bites the backrest

EVERYBODY GET UP
IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW

>>714129597
Iwai

>>714129597
Easiest question ever
Yoshida

>>714129114
What the FUCK is his problem

>>714129757
downgrade

>>714129729
A little girl batted his pitch once

>>714129757
Kino

Why is this a persona 5 game? Specially since character from the other games show up?
Couldn't it just have been Persona The Phantom X?

>>714129856
What a shitter KEK

>>714129967
I want to protect the banana

>>714130014
Built off P5's format I guess.

>>714129646
Funny thing is, I know you trying to bait the jannies into giving me a 3-day vacation but fuck it, I'll post it

>>714130014
Because It re-uses so much of P5 that it pretty much is a P5-2. It doesn't really matter that the 5 is part of it because the P3R collab going on CN shows that they aren't just locking it down to P5.

>>714130014
tbf the plot is literally diet P5

>>714130014
same setting + whatever the story connection ends up being

How can I live happily ever after knowing I'll never be a Subway Slammer

>>714130027
It's even better than that.
>the girl idolized him
>it was good PR
>no one cared that he lost that exchange, it was a friendly casual match, it was all for fun
>but he lost to a girl which crushed his ego and led him into a downward spiral where he destroyed his own career and blamed w*m*n for it

Tell me all the bad things about this game so I can avoid wasting my life with yet another gacha game

>>714130216
Be the change you want to see in the world.

>>714124323
Why should I keep playing when they already peaked in the first chapter?

>>714130310
it's another "life you never had in high school" simulator so it makes you think about what you've done with your life like other Personas

>>714130310
what other ones do you play

should i just buy p5r so I can avoid wasting my life with yet another gacha game

>>714130459
There's a whole lot more optional characters who are at least college age.

>>714129757
So the freckled girl is for sure going to be a member right

>>714129370
you wasted your luck on a simulator....

>>714130459
This is on par with the main games I guess

>>714130483
None, I've successfully dropped fgo genshit and Azur lane after years of wasting time

>>714130513
I don't really know why you would play P5X without being a fan of P5 in general. The game is pretty much P5-2.

>>714130310
its janky as fuck with a Controller

>>714130532
Probably, right now she's just an associate, and even then they suspect her

>>714130615
i'm only a casual fatlus fan and i avoided persona because i thought it was smt lite and i thought what i played of 3 was gay but i thought i'd give this a shot on a whim and i'm having fun so far

>>714128059
Men want one thing and its fucking disgusting.

>College girl stalking a high school boy
OH but she's a WOMAN so it's okay??

Sayguh
Atoorussu
Pay Stewdio
Boracku Wingsu

>>714130863
>Makes my penis hard
Okay
>Does not make my penis hard
Not okay

>>714129102
but it's not china... >_>

>>714129102
its written by atlus

>>714122540
This should have been a villain. Recurring villains obsessed with the protagonist are better.

I wish there was an "I played persona 5" button to skip all this exposition bullshit

>>714130861
>>714131168
LOVE LIFT US UP WHERE WE BELONG

>>714131187
>>714131386
I'm talking about CN's writing taste. They say it's good makes me skeptical that it's actually good.

>>714129206
Now what would she look like if they fused with the Potara earrings?

>Been playing for two hours and only had less than 10 minutes of actual gameplay
This truly is a persona game

I don't know who I should be using desu

>>714128059
I read a doujin about this once. It was preety good

>>714132178
Use Rin. She has two area attacks that lower enemy defense and goes first pretty much always.

>shoved so hard that she flew over the safety rails and landed on the train tracks
is this is the true potential of chink writers..

you do draw a fat veiny cock on the contract signature before each pull, right?

>>714123220
Very accurate except the thing about dads and bottom right. The school would usually put up pokemon after classes are over.

>>714131389
Got any examples?

>>714132456
Practically any villainous heroine that has a crush on the MC, but is obsessive about it. It would be way more fun to see her attack your team, but lose her shit over the MC and fuck up any plans she's supposed to go with.

KWAB

>>714132571
Like, games where that happens.

>>714132291
Someone posted two pages already
Best thing ShindoL drew, to be honest

>>714132580
IT'S NOT FAIR HOW COULD A CUTE TOMBOY HIT MY PITCH

>>714126451
>no jirei kei
dropped

So someone spoil me.

This take place after P5R? What's the logic for the Velvet room giving 4 more kids the powers

>>714132580
'fraid so

>>714132580
Being a slammer was his true calling

>>714132580
>be up-and-coming star
>get good publicity on TV playing with kids
>go full /r9k/ instead

>>714123320
where was the inaccuracy?

>>714132823
Igor could easily make anyone enter Velvet room including literally who. He just decided not to after Persona 2

>>714132823
Its implied to be an alternate reality, but knowing Atlus they will try to somehow canonize it just like with the Q games

I never actually finished Royal, I played regular P5 so many times that when I tried to play Royal I burned out by Futaba's dungeon

Is Ann's second awakening any good? I don't mind dropping the 20 to get it if it is.

>just started today
>already 8 hours

>>714133035
I recommend giving it another shot. The new arc they added at the end is some kino shit.

>>714133607
skill issue

>>714128172
>>Chinese writer gives us unfiltered kino like Subway Slammer and Food Critic
Probably Atlus writter too since Atlus could just easily kicked him out and talk shit about him without any fuss

You're telling me there's a sexy woman underneath this suit?

>>714133871
what you can't tell by the voice?

SLAMMERbros....

>>714133951
She won't do shit

Why do people keep saying it’s Chinese when this is a joint production between Japan and China to introduce Persona to the Chinese market? And 90% of the game is developed and supervised by Atlus anyway. Even the Director of the game is an Atlus employee

>>714133951
Dumb girl couldn't even take on the Roadway Roughouser, let alone OUR GUY

Is this gacha actually good?

I only kinda want to get into it cause of the memes

>>714133951
Slammer clears

>>714123220
>Since a Chinese dev made this, why didn't they set this game in a Chinese school instead of Japan? Would have been interesting.

Because it was actually just Atlus milking Persona 5 again
>All the main scenarios are produced by Atlus. Sub-scenarios (the equivalent of confidants or social links in previous titles) that deepen bonds with allies are written by Sega and supervised by Atlus.
https://personacentral.com/p5x-interview/

>have everyone BUT the one girl I want
I just want my Chinese QT....

If Persona 5X is written by the Chinese
>NPC Old Lady: Hello Wonder, I was going to make some Radish Soup, but the Radishes that my late husband used to love are high up on the Metaverse.
>Lufel: Wow! You used to be married, Granny?
>NPC Old Lady: Yes, dear. I was. But that was so long ago, and these knees of mine can't make the trip up the Metaverse anymore. What a long journey it is to get those Radishes, for this soup.
>Lufel: So what you're saying is that you want to get some Radishes.
>Lufel: To make some soup that your late husband used to like.
>Lufel: But you have bad knees and the Radishes are really high up there.
> Lufel: Lufel thinks we should help Granny, what do you think *eerie silence but our name is written here?
>Wonder Option A: We should
>Wonder Option B: We should but it is Option B
>NPC Old Lady: That is very kind of you two, helping out an old lady like myself that has bad knees.
>Lufel: That is what Phantom Thieves does, help people!
>NPC Old Lady: The Radishes are up the Palaces over there.
>Lufel : The Palace up there you say? We should go to the Palace up there! Come on, Phantom Thieves is on the case!
>Walks 5 feet towards the Palace
>NPC Old Lady: Do you have the Radishes that I needed for my Knee Revitalizing Radish Soup?
>NPC Old Lady: Thank you for going all this way for an old lady like me, with bad knees. Here let me teach you how to make this delicious Radi-
>Lufel interrupts: Lufel still can't believe that you were married!
>NPC Old Lady: Why yes, I was. His name was Miligant Forcynthia Hirosama, and he was a member of the Jackareni Katana Sushi Floatition of the Radish Knee Baka Sama Brigade over in Flockyototaniana and he was such a looker, with his eyes, that could see knees for days. Well, I was a young smitten...

>>714134340
>Lady talking to Lufel
0/10

>>714134260
Sucks to suck Anon
Want to watch me hold the chink girl's hand without protection?

>characters actually walk on their own
wtf the persona 5 i played didn't have this

>>714134340
>If Persona 5X is written by Mihoyo
FTFY

The side fights in the second palace are starting to filter me. Four Heavenly Kings just shit out damage. Gonna have to get Wonder up to level 40 and do a slow grind to get party members to 50 + level 5 skills but I want to fill out the compendium.

/v/ companio doko?

>>714134089
Brutal mogging

Gee P5X! How come Fatlus let you have three developers?

>>714134446
No thanks, she's loyal to me and is wearing an invisible plastic glove on her hand to humor you

Hoom

>>714134503
Nigga, Wuthering waves, Snow break, AK, GFL1+2, ZZZ, Reverse 1999 has the same fucking nonsense wall of text writting

>>714128059
Can you even be paraplegic like this and still have a working cock or pussy?
The way I understand it you usually go paraplegic from spinal injury and that paralyzes you from the waist down.
Is there something that fucks up only your legs or leg functions?

Such a lust for slamming
HOOOOOOO

>>714134692
A daring synthesis

>>714120792 (OP)
*FIRED YOU*
SLAM THIS!

whats the point of this screen

Just started the game, anything i should know? do i need to reroll and stuff, is it recommended?

>with a book, you can study anywhere
what did Rufel mean by this

>>714134729
Can't have time limit for a gacha

Is the teacher romanceable?

i know this is supposed to be showing how evil or bad people are or something like the typical japanese bystander trope, but this feels like satire in a comedy game or something

>>714133607
THOU ART NOT I
THOU ART A CASUAL
DEVELOP THINE SKILLS

>>714134723
context?

>monthly jewels already reset
FVARRRRK I WAS WAGESLAVING I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY

>>714134934
member when the last episode of Seinfeld ended with them in jail because they just filmed John Pinette being robbed and made fun of him

>>714134692
STANDING
ON THE END
OF THE PLATFORM
LIKE THE WOMAN ONCE SAID

>>714134636
As /a/ learned when Guilty Crown aired, a small portion of paraplegic women are capable of orgasm

Uhhh.... I should really get around to stopping that subwoofer slammer or whatever....

>>714134934
it's showing that literal magic is making people not care

>>714133951
She won't do SHIT, my HERO will slightly nudge her with the shoulder of JUSTICE

>>714134760
If you want to reroll the targets are Joker or Ann, and you can get extra Ann copies to make her stronger. They're both good later on. You don't need to because it's just the start of the game pretty much, nothing requires anything per se

>>714134069
>Fatlus exploiting cheap chinks labor and reusing assets, again

>>714135142
AND THE WOMEN
ARE ALL SLAMMED NOW
NO MORE PITCHES
THAT ARE HIT BY THE DEAD

>>714134790
>slammers could be here

why did she do it

>>714123607
I thought she was but no she's a frontline unit.

>>714128430
I know I haven't played for like three days but this just makes me want to quit oficially

>>714135451
Her fursona is a lion

is the 2.4% attack increase for haruna only?

>>714135315
no i mean like, imagine if this scene was in deltarune, or some south park game or any comedy game.
This would be a gag where the bystander were sad.

Except that cause this is japanese, it's more like showing how serious this is and uncaring people are

>>714135623
damn, shadows look like that?!

>>714135451
Fucked hands...

damn, how do i roll for that

>>714129114
AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME CHADKAROT

>>714135451
Because she knew that she's the best girl

i like the mc more than joker, this guy looks so badass and retro

I know it won't happen but man I'd really love to get Adachi as a playable character

>>714135623
SHOW ME YOUR TRUE FORM

>>714136115
I'm certain there's already mods importing him into Royal.

>>714130092
Looks like she's having a good time.

>>714136115
The red fingertips on his gloves is a bit silly, and I'd rather he not have belts keeping the crotch of his pants in place, but other than that yeah
>>714136379
He's been in SMTVV for a while so I wouldn't be surprised

I want to put my banana in the banana

>>714124986
>speedwalks away
KEK

>>714136115
same
except for those boots

>>714124986
why didn't she just jump dive and bring the girl down with her to the floor, instead of standing in front and being able to be bumped

>>714125182
she looks hot

>>714136774
Is there any young girl in this game who doesn't?

>>714136713
Why didn’t she just FOOT DIVE the dude

>>714125219
Why not?

>>714136115
I never cared much for Joker’s phantom thief design and especially not his Mask so I do enjoy Wonder’s a lot more.

I would just throw everyone in their uniforms for 5/R to be like the other games

Are we all now in the second palace? can we talk about how terrible this new villain is compared to the subway slammer, I swear fatlus saved the game by cutting off that previous writer

>>714136941
subway slam has super armor

i'm giggling like a fucking idiot at the slammer shit, like out of all things you can talk about this game, this is what you latched onto and rolled with it

>>714136941
Slammer TANKS footdives

>>714137025
i swear to god if this ends up being another persona that peaks in the first 20 hours

*Reflects your slam*

>>714137204
>slam is almighty
Get slammed

>>714124986
>runs full throttle into a teenager, knocking her upwards several feet and onto the tracks
>even shoves others to do it
>"it was an accident, wasn't my fault"
>just walks away
could anyone get away with this irl?

>>714136978
Wonders just wearing Kamina glasses

So how does this game even function? Weekly palaces or something?

>>714134089
>seeing Kawakami send Joker sexy pictures

The SLAM is the means by which all is revealed.

>>714137025
No I’m like 20% into the first one I thought I was supposed to take my time since the loading screen tells me to

>>714120962
poor thing
its an inbred shitbull I know, but I can't help but feel sorry for it

>Best bad guy is the starter villain
Truly a Persona 5 sequel.

>>714137265
In Japan, yeah

>>714137204
His slam is his own version of Oda Special, which ignores resistance, immunity, reflection and absorption

I just started and the music is so nostalgic, it reminded me why i enjoyed the slice of life stuff in the persona games again

>All the story characters are 4
>All the fomo are 5
Just what is the difference in strength

>>714137317
Palaces are added as they come up in the story. There's no calendar system for it or a deadline. Time passing is pretty much just for the activity system to prevent you from grinding out your social links/stats to max immediately and make you play every day. The only reason you can't clear out a palace in a single day is because the first one forces you to be level 30, and the second one starts scaling the enemies to be hard enough to make you grind other content (and the boss isn't added yet)

Who is the best male character?

>>714134729
So you remember what it was like to play actual Persona 5.

Anyone know if pity is tracked per-banner, or does it carry over?
If I do 70 pulls on this banner, is the pity completely wasted?

>>714137667
Yusuke

wait you can play Kamoshida's palace in this?

>>714137667
Yusuke. If you mean gameplaywise, it's probably Joker right now.

>>714137703
It's just for the event, you won't get to play like, all of P5 in P5X

>>714137683
Always

>>714137754
Indeed

>>714137703
why does Persona insist on shitty mascot characters? they never even seem to be popular

>>714137667
Best gameplay-wise, or strongest aura?
As of right now, probably Joker for the former, though he will apparently fall off later, at which point it'll be Yusuke.
For the latter, Key is extremely autistic, Leon is a massive dork, and Sepia is a fisher chad, so those three tie for power level.

>>714137805
Lufel is the most based mascot character persona has ever had, so I can forgive them for this one.

DIS NIGGA NAMED SOYY LMAOOOOO

>>714137805
Cute and marketable until they fumble during the story.

this character is so fucking Onions, holy shit

>>714135623
You do know that's a tranny's shadow self right??

>>714137805
Japs have an aneurysm if theres not

>>714127627
>>714127107
wasnt it a part of the comic that she has none of the strength she has from her PT form and she struggled with a sack of fertilizer

merope is really fucking hot, like damn i just want to bend her over and fuck her the second i see her

>>714131389
There's always a chance we get one, they seem to be experimenting with all kinds of archetypes in this game, that they probably wouldn't do in any other Persona game

>>714137305
Hell yeah

OWL IS CUTE

CUTE!

>>714133286
..............I'm in the same boat

>>714137805
lufel is based tho, pic unrelated

Any other Grubbers here? How galge would you say this game is?

The reason the teacher doesn't have a phantom idol yet is because they aren't going to give her one ever and instead she'll be a full blown canon member of the team in a later palace complete with SL and romance

>>714138228
Why does she have such an erotic presence? I literally can't stop thinking about the things I'd do to, with, and for her

>>714137805
it's just atlus trying to replicate Jack Frost's success in SMT over at Persona

>Fatlus make Chink girl lusting over young Japanese cock for China persona
>She not a phantom member
It's the rape of Nanjing all over again

>>714138228
What brand of saber is this

>>714137805
Lufel is actually cool, probably the best one

>>714137805
atlus just throws shit at the wall

A game within a game is always funny

>>714138228
>velvet attendant without yellow eyes
there better be a fucking lore reason for this

>>714138432
Nigga, the game is just released 4 days ago

>>714138503
morgana is factually cuter

>>714138418
if you havent noticed, chinese millenials and zoomers actually still idolize japan to some extent
its only really anti-deng chinks who are still old soviet larpers

>>714138503
I hate Morgana

>>714138503
total mona death

the real issue with subway slammer was being a baseball player
this man was fucking born to play rugby

>>714138536
>the game is just released 4 days ago

Why does she want my land wtf is wrong with her :(

>>714138629
For global, and he is still the same shitty mascot character

>>714138606
yeah thats not very big in japan

>>714138673
She's... a hoe

best daddy when?

So does this game have a deadline for the subway slammer? the fuck happens if you don't stop him in time? he just keeps on slammin?

>>714138769
No deadline since this is a gacha game, only time gated

>>714138752
Zenkichi is proof adult Persona users are more compelling than teenagers, he carried P5S fucking HARD

>>714138769
He is perpetually 1 day away from slamming that lady and her baby down the stairs

>>714137387
At least that version can't kill children.

>>714138769
>Does this game have a deadline
No, only timegating
>What happens if you don't stop him
You get premonitions of what happens if you don't stop them before you start the palace, and another one after you finish it

>>714138536
That's all it takes to be better than the other shitter Mascots

>>714138704
fucking Carlos

cute, i hope nothing bad happens to her, something starting with S

>>714138752
P5S stuff was already leaked a while ago, so eventually

>>714138839
desu i think it's more proof that the p5 cast were really overexposed by that point

>>714138536
And some people are already calling it the best Persona game when it isnt finished. Get used to it.

>>714138901
Have you been to the second Palace yet?

>>714138935
How long until we get P5X's Maruki equivalent so we can unslam her?

>>714138935
why would she get slimed? that doesn't make any sense

>>714126202
Is there any cute webms with the cripple?

>>714138935
Is this bitch only purposed in the game really getting slammed?
Sad

You guys are chatty today, huh

>>714138935
She survived the bitch ass slammer and got slammed in the pussy that summer

>>714124323
this is real?
i'm completely out of the loop
this is actually where the Persona franchise is now?

>>714139073
You can date her after she recovers and help her meander through her broken dream of a life so she can settle on a shitty part time job instead of being a baseball star... Wait a minute, she's the Subway Slammer 2!

>>714138935
Man I knew that there would eventually be a character crushing on the MC, but even for Persona standards that was way too early in the game.

>>714139049
It's okay! Believe in me! With my power, I shall create a world where no one is slammed in a subway ever again! I shall un-slam everyone who was a victim of the subway slammer!

>>714139136
the cycle of abuse...

>>714139070
Not yet, as of right not there only a rank 1 of her confidant
https://youtu.be/RYVW4-66Vvo?si=8stWtigZu97CA3Uz

>>714126202
Is this what Chinese girls are like irl? I don't wanna become a passport bro but I'm at the edge of my rope...

>Himecut with red eyes named riko
Come on

>>714139235
I just want to take the cripple for walks in the park bros...

>>714139172
WHAT THE FUCK

Slamming builds character!

You can't unslam people, you just can't!!!!

>>714139250
It’s a Chinese girl designed by the Japanese

_LAM

>>714139250
>Is this what Chinese girls are like irl?
no
https://youtu.be/Few8kJ0zfnY?si=i9cjI9FbUEHZ2mVn

>>714139235
Gilf!

>>714139073
No, she stays in the story through social links and she's in the beach event with the main group

can you date multiple people? how does it work?

>>714139331
>Japanese make better chinese character than chinese themselves
Many such cases

>>714138570
they are ultra weeaboo can`t get enough of japanese culture while hating on them
its truly a dilemma

>>714139308
>You can't unslam people
I can and will
why can't you understand, millions of people are slammed every day, this is an unjust world, I will fix it, I will create a world where no one will be slammed ever again, no monsters like the subway slammer will exist in my perfect world
please...join me, together we can create a just, unslammable world...

>>714139346
Chinese women being racist is also very attractive.

>>714139250
>All the main scenarios are produced by Atlus. Sub-scenarios (the equivalent of confidants or social links in previous titles) that deepen bonds with allies are written by Sega and supervised by Atlus.

Someone post that Kiuchi cosplayer

>>714139346
SHANGHAI HERE I COME

>>714139136
More like Mamoru 2.0

Slam, my child, and embrace the glory that is your slamright.

>>714139568
Man is ready to SLAM

>>714139363
SlammerBros we failed...........

>>714139346
BLACKED

i havent played this shit but ive read that the protag just conjures up teammates and none of the main crew are even persona users
whats even the point then

>>714139468
>roastie detected

>>714139641
retardo kun...

>>714139576
God all the girls in this are cute, even the lesser important girls

>>714139641
>whats even the point then
To make money for Fatlus

>>714139468
>dudes entire motivation is to be a massive dickhead who slams into people
>if not stopped, he kills a mother and her child
>all this because he was embarrassed after losing to a child
I'm losing my mind over this dude

>>714137805
Just a really useful device for lore dumping.
I mean just think about how dominate Jack Frost has been, its hard to surpass him.
The bird is great though

i like to imagine that she comes to work with just sweater on. No bra.
Her nipples grazzing gently on the fabric and get hard and she gets off to it., Even going to the bathroom to shlick and get off to it and then emptying an a ton of perfume onto her body in order to not let others know what she did

she seems like that kind of woman you know?

>>714139363
Holy Fuck Merope

>>714139568
Welcome to the SLAM JAM

>>714137805
Its a japanese thing, japanese people love mascots and mascots are in most japanese things.

>>714137979
I want to go baking/make chocolates with this guy. Too bad if you do it on Valentines, you get fucked by the girls you're dating.

>>714139641
There are like 4 real phantom thieves and the rest are tulpas

>>714139864
>if you do it on Valentines, you get fucked by the girls you're dating
this is bad because ???

>>714121373
>Thinking the Slammer would beat Demifiend
Good joke.

>>714139964
Not that kind of fucking, anon.

>>714139749
I had a middle school teacher who didnt wear a bra, she was my first real crush

>>714139749
Cumi

>>714139456
You can't just choose that for them, Maruki.
A world in which nobody gets slammed is a world of stagnation.Can you really say that to never be slammed is beter than to get back up after you've been slammed to the ground?

>>714120792 (OP)
Jammed remid

>>714140001
Believing Demifiend would be standing after Gaea Slam

>>714140036
>choker
I bet she makes the new menhera girl look normal

>>714136713
Because then the writer couldn't write a PALACE into Mementos (something P5 established as something that shouldn't happen for Palace owners).

The "Slammer" thing is a problem in Japan, so that's why they included it. But the shit writing (that apparently improves past the first two Palaces for 5X) makes it a meme than an actual concern thing. They could totally have made him into a palace if the quoted cut-scene didn't happen the way it did.

>>714139576
CUTE!!!!

>>714140036
cute!
made for nakadashi!

>>714140001
Subway Slammer has pierce

>>714139456
To stop people from slamming is to deny their basic freedoms. To save people from being slammed is to deny their experiences. I will never allow you to enforce your narrowly defined justice.

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam

>>714140036
RAPE

>>714140154
>Null Woman Skills
>Pierce Woman

>>714140164
For me, it's Ichigo (forma de Ivy)

the slammer more like the shitter

anybody have an image of lufel

This slammer joke is getting repetitive

>>714140239
god, just look at her, literally build to be slammed, imagine slamming her all day, every day, she looks so light, tailor made to be slammed

>>714140264
Scatbros...

>>714140264
ENTER
THE SUBWAY SHITTER

>>714140272
>t. woman typing while lying on the traintracks

>>714140272
>t. got slammed

>>714137805
Because Koromaru was popular, so they have to try to copy a dog party member.

She's all I want bros

>>714140239
Motoha just opening up conversation to you show what is the equivalent of LiveLeaks is unhinged. They don't even seem that close prior to the whole slam incident

>>714140164
This is the one that broke me, I have to play the game, I don't care if she's a year out

>>714140396
she looks like she loves anal

>>714140361
yeah but Koromaru wasn't the fucking navigator for half the game and didn't have an obnoxious voice

>>714139447
>while hating on them
the reality is, its something they have to do to not get be put on the watch list

>rape schoolgirls
>ew gross weird
>shoulder slam women down into train tracks
>based based based

>>714139073
SHUT UP AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO
JAPAN.

>>714140526
Who cares what trannies on twitter fucking say

>>714140483
Is there one of these from after Reload?

>>714140272
GET SLAMMED GET SLAMMED GET SLAMMED

>>714139161
Don't worry, that gets resolved in the first five hours.

>>714140483
aigis is too high in all of these

>>714140483
>silent protagonists in first place
what the fuck causes this? they aren't characters

>>714136493
Damn she look like didlo.

>>714140448
I think Morgana is fine. Outside of the constant "LET'S NOT DO THAT TODAY!"/GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP-isms and his bitch-ass heel-turn when Ryuji finally snaps and ribs the hell out him.

But Morgana and Teddie both are awful compared to Lufel. It's crazy the Chinese made a better mascot character than Atlus themselves did.

>>714141043
the heel turn is more because Morgana felt useless and was basically having an existential crisis, but was hiding it and lashed out at Ryuji first
its not a bad character dilemma, but the execution was poor and so people badly misinterpret it
the whole "lets not do that" would have been far more palatable if it was Jokers internal thoughts instead
>"I shouldn't do that today..."
>"I'm feeling tired...I should go to sleep"
>"I shouldn't go out tonight"

>>714141043
One of Teddie's biggest problem is getting a human form, some of his behavior goes from vaguely endearing to outright annoying when it comes from a human instead of a mascot suit.

>>714140483
poor fuuker

>>714140272
Even if it is getting spammed you gotta admit. A full grown man shoulder checking women on the subway at full force just because some 4 year old skill diffed him is pretty fucking funny.

>>714141612
even better, if you fail to stop him, he goes on to kill a mother and her child by slamming
dude literally commits murder by his compulsion to slam people

>>714128430
The game becomes fujoshit later on? Fucking dropped.

>>714121373
Why didn't he just apply for the national Japanese rugby team?

>>714141887
The desire to SLAM doesn't care about murder.

>>714141907
A news gossip hag wants to fuck young men. This includes high schoolers.

>>714141907
No? There's only been 2 non-collab 5* male characters the whole time the game has been out.

PLAPPLAPPLAP!!!!

GETSLAMMEDGETSLAMMEDGETSLAMMED!!!!

>>714133607
Better get your shit together quick. Motoha doesn't even look at noobs.

Is there a time limit? Game has days and stuffs

>>714137493
For most content it doesn't matter honestly.
Only metaslave sweatlords that want to clear literally everything in the shortest time possible worry about that stuff.

>>714140272
It got repetitive when faggots from social media got involved and Like farming it, I liked it better when it was just here

>>714142540
They never give you a hard day for anything, and the game doesn't actually track what day it is. Plus you can go into the Metaverse whenever you want and it doesn't take any time. The only time limit will be for events that go away irl

>>714138496
I kek'd when I was instantly met by a groomer whale

>>714142891
Not even for social links and jobs?

>>714142949
You can only do them at certain periods of the day, but they're already gating you by how many action points you get every day, so you can't max them out for free and SL ranks go up to 20.

>>714142891
>>714142540
the game tracks what day it is in your profile.