Thread 714122821

>Game Freak always meant for humans and Pokemon to have sex, they just couldn't add it to the canon because Pokemon is for kids

It was always canon. Despite the obvious Sinnoh folk story about human marrying Pokemon that they kept ingame, mechanics always suggested it.

In Pokemon breeding, there is an egg-group called "human-like". This egg-group classification dictates which Pokemon can breed with what, meaning whichever Pokemon that falls under this category is sexually compatible with anything human-like.

There is also an egg group called "field", which consists on mostly terrestrial Pokemon of various shapes, sizes, and animal classifications (most of which are mammals). This means regardless of what animal or creature they are (reptile, plant, fish, etc), falling into this egg group makes them sexually compatible no matter what.

All of this has been canonical for a long time.

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.

>>>/trash/
>>>/vp/

>>714122898
Based people.
>>714122821 (OP)
Based. I would kiss a Lucario.

hey guys is this the pokemon team rating thread? I just put together this one and I think it'll easily sweep the elite 4

>>714122821 (OP)
Who's taking the picture?

>>714123108
>all female
>not having one fluffer and/or glazer to eithee get them ready for you or coat everything at the climax
Shortsighted/10.

>>714123260
deeply cursed image

Feral haters, refute this.

>>714122898
>reddit guy reference
out

>>714123659
That got me kek

>>714122821 (OP)
>tfw you'll never kiss a girl while grabbing her plump butt like this

>>714123659
Now that's just cruel anon

>>714123260
This, I always keep a male lucario around to fluff me and clean me.

>>714124496
>girl

>>714123659
It was good until the end

>>714122821 (OP)
And yet its still a disgusting animal

porn addict thread

>>714124595
porn addict world

>>714122821 (OP)
Somewhere in the pokemon world is a female trainer with 6 Houndoom on her team who thinks nobody knows, despite everyone just knowing...

>>714122821 (OP)
this changes nothing since i already lumped all pokemon players to be furfags or soon to be furfags.

>>714122821 (OP)
Cute Boyfriends

>Anthropomorphic pokemons
Someday, some of you will get some actual taste. There's hope.

>>714127069
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

>>714122821 (OP)
>heartache inducing image

>>714127168
Stupid tshirt ruins it.

>>714127579
It's athletic wear because she's working out.

Friendly reminder

>>714128380
haha, woah

>>714122821 (OP)
You now remember the pokemon rape folklore leaks.

>>714128951
>tranime tubers

>>714129041
>sees woman
>thinks of trannies

>>714129263
It's a tranny, you're a tranny.

>>714129305
you have AIDS lol

Palworld won.

>>714124821
Hey I'm a pedophile thank you very much

Imagine.

>>714129442
Not until I can impregnate my bootleg Pokemon and watch their bellies swell.

>>714131001
I get erect looking at animals but I'm fit

>>714131001
I don't know man they're pretty sexy.

>>714129653
a 252 atk and 252 spd with choice band and moxie? hell yeah

>>714122821 (OP)
So let me get this straight
What you're saying is, Zoroark wife?

>>714131001
>imagine being at animals
>so fat you look and get erect

>>714135028
yeah and syuro needs to draw her

Pokemon were made to be wives.

>>714135436
and food!

>>714135743
It's remarkable that given the rest of the thread, your post was the one that went and made it weird

>>714136173
dont doubt until you tried taros grilled steak

So in pokemon all animals are pokemon
But also some plants are pokemon
But not all plants
How does a plant become a pokemon? What gave them a soul?

>>714122898
>4channel guy reference
in

>>714122898
The people who ask the REAL questions and respond the REAL answers

>>714136173
Nigga pokemon exist in all shapes and forms who says that someone didn't try to sacrifice their gardevoir and eat her

Fellas, would you judge your pokemon wife if she came out and admitted to eating other pokemon? Not like a weedle or some shit, like fully sapient or nearly.

>>714124550
>>714124507
here, i edited it down
https://files.catbox.moe/rvcg3v.mp4

>>714137943
shes a animal so of course.

>>714137978
But you took out the only good part

>>714137710
>implications of a black market for gardevoir evo line horns
I don't like this, I don't like this thought at all.

>>714122898
Shh, it's all right, you don't have to act like a clown for an imaginary internet points anymore, you're safe here, anon...

>this thread
stop wanting to fuck your pets

>>714138523
They are wives not pers

>>714138523
>says this
>post the sexiest one

>>714122821 (OP)
I just want loli x shota sex in pokemon

>>714137978
desu it would have been fine if she farted but without the fucking cartoon fart cloud
its just natural sometimes you hit the pussy so hard she cant help but let out a fart from unclenching her asshole

>>714138770
Electric Tale of Pikachu has a hinted sex scene between Ash and Misty

Why can't you trannies stick to red boards or /vp/ for your spam?

>>714139584
>Electric Tale of Pikachu
This had no reason to be as excellent as it was.

>>714139994
cultural phenomenon

>>714138639
>>714138660

>>714140721
thats gen 1 before game freak became freaky

>>714137943
Gardevoir are vegetarians so luckily I would not have to worry about this.

>>714140849
not mine. im feed it cheap pokekibble

>>714137943
Meowscarada are obligate carnivores so unfortunately I would have to worry about this.

>>714140837
>mega form literally has torn stockings to accentuate her legs
whew lad, they knew what they were doing

This is kind of an out of left field question but I have been wondering, could a pokemon become a trainer? Has this ever been explored in the setting? Like there are pokemon types who are legit human intelligence or higher and they can even learn to talk regularly. If one of them wanted to become a pokemon trainer and collect badges would they just be laughed out of the arena or discriminated against by the humans? Could they enter the battle themselves as a roster pick? Would they even be allowed to collect a badge? What would other pokemon think of them?

I'm still convinced psychic humans are the result of humans interbreeding with Psychic-types. In fact, I'd go so far as to suggest that quite a few of the trainer types have specific Pokémon-type DNA in their geneology, which gives them stronger proclivities towards various Pokémon and hobbies.

>>714141517
90% of Pokemon are dumb animals, only potentially a Psychic type could possibly become a trainer

This is why Palworld is the true successor of this idea. Pocket Pair is picking up where Nintendo has repeatedly dropped the Pokeball

>>714141909
Jayden... My beloved!

>>714141843
not really. theres no towns with npcs you can interact with. but it is a fun hunting game

>>714122821 (OP)
lol lmao even. Don't you have dev scribs to grasp at while this has never been in the canon without being vague and yes i have seen gen 3s books, vague.

>>714142287
Stupid sexy bug

Fantasy:
“If humans could fuck pokemons then I would fuck my gardevoir 24/7!”

Reality:
“If human could fuck pokemon every single female human and pokemon would be getting fucked by machamos and mudsdales and you get accused of rape”

>>714141517
Mewtwo did that in the movie

>>714142515
>implying

>>714140849
Shes gonna eat grass types then

>>714142515
Reality is that mankind would have already been completely replaced with human-pokemon hybrids centuries prior.

>>714143002
Homo sapiens would have outbred Pokemon like neanderthals

>>714141909
I love this trope of the girl friend offering to let you bone her after your girlfriend dumps you.

>>714143687
I've seen the rest of the comic
That's a dude

why are pokemon like this?

>>714143687
>girl freind
>girl
Anon...

>>714140849
She ate a bulbasaur bro…

>>714143753
>>714143868
>>714144103
THATS EVEN BETTER

>>714135028
Always has been

>>714144016
source

>>714127168
I don't think it's shitposting, I would also fuck a Lapras if given the chance.

>>714138361
It's been chinese, mexican and russian tradition to cannibalize
you're being bigoted to other cultures

>>714144016
>why are pokemon like this?
The Pokegoddess demanded it to be so

I think phoxes are neat.

>>714122821 (OP)
Folk stories don't mean shit, most cultures have folk tales about animals/deities in animal form having sex with humans that doesn't mean they were literally fucking animals.

tranny janny eats shit and ask for more AI furslop, what a shitskin lol

I don’t want to fuck animals or monsters. R34 posters should just drop dead.

It's impossible to enjoy most pokemon fanfiction because they make the pokemon generic anthro furries and have them all talk.

>>714146840
Sounds like a you problem.

>>714146718
cope and seethe, god is an alien horse that had passion sex with a human she created

Icedog.

>>714146890
Fuck you!

The leaks felt like a nothingburger. They didnt increase any lewds or porn because everyone just adapted their own headcanons anyways. Maybe if they were something that occurred during this franchises peak but now? Nah.

We went from
>why does Game Freak make such furbait now
to
>human x pokémon sex is canon
I call that progress.

>>714140849
but I want garde to eat me

>>714147343
Sexdog

>>714148265
What mod is that? I only got the nude player..

Some deserved to be kissed more than the others, though.

>>714141517
Might be cool to see

>>714146890
>Pokemon women
So just regular female humans from the Pokemon universe

>>714149520
beans...

>>714122821 (OP)
Pretty sure that's a male pokemon

>>714149520
>beans job under the library desks while studying
HELL YEAH

>>714147934
I truly blame Alola
Yeah yeah previous gens aren’t saints themselves, but I truly believe if someone made a chart about this the spike will be by the time S&M was out.

>>714150956
Your point being?

>>714141517
Interesting question. I think they would have a lot of problems doing this, not because of humans, but with other pokemon. They would think the would-be trainer is a weirdo for wanting to do the fighting for them instead of just fighting themselves. All Pokemon have an innate need to fight, but they ALWAYS hold back while working with a human trainer. When "wild' pokemon go at it, it's usually to the death and they go all out. So the trainer-pokemon would have to convince them that this isn't really weird or force them to comply, which could get very violent and possibly result in them killing or being killed. They would not get the "natural" trainer connection I would guess.

Possible though? Yeah. Mewtwo did it by using proxies to set up a tournament and having loyal cloned pokemon.

>>714144016
Because their God(dess) is a freak.

>>714151101
>S&M
I get why.

wow
imagine actually doing that with some fur-coated humanlike-intellected cute creature
that'd be so weird

>>714149520
>>714151552
>leash
how is it possible to be dominated by your level 16 pokemon? she's so weak compared to you

>>714152086
Maybe physically, but aren’t they able to hold your brain hostage?

>>714152086
>by your level 16 pokemon
uoh

>>714152086
Nigga she could melt your brain into a liquid or burn you to a crisp

>>714152370
Braixen isn't yet a Psychic type. She's also a whopping 32 pounds of sass and fluffy ass. Surely you can handle that much?
>>714152432
You could tank it just like how Pokemon can tank it without lasting injury.

>>714152086
It's part of the roleplay, dumbass.

>>714152530
You're not a pokemon anon you're a human. You could probably barely take on a Fennekin to begin with

I absolutely HATE furries!

>>714122821 (OP)
It's only ok if its human male on male mon

>>714135436
dude just plaped god

I absolutely LOVE furries!

>>714153017
I WANT a cuddling hazard desert dog pokemon bf so BAD

>>714141517
>Could they enter the battle themselves as a roster pick?
Would kinda suck. If you're your own ace, rivals can abuse that you could only send yourself out last. Not much of a Pokemon battle if you faint before half your team does. I would think if any Pokemon species had all the qualifications to compete and get equal rights as a whole, they'd stop considering it a Pokemon. After all, it'd then be fucked up to catch or battle any right? People meme about wife Gardevoir but what's her mental state going to be like if you pass a trainer with 6 of them? What would society be like if you could abuse catch and release to pump and dump as many as you want? Are the prevos basically sentient humans too? Would starting from there count as grooming? It's an entire can of worms, so any and all human traits Pokemon share are treated as novelty more than shared ground.

>>714135436
Get Celestia vibes from this.

>>714153776
>release a wild pokemon that you're done pumping
>it goes to rat you out on all the other wild pokemon of the area or its family
>receive constant harrassment from wild pokemon
>law can't do shit as they're not governed by it

>>714154150
>wilderness is full of horny pokemon who gained a taste for trainer dick and they just jump anyone with the scent of another pokemon on them

>>714153776
There is a certain element of NAP in the pokemon setting. Pokemon only go into the ball because they WANT to. They have acknowledged that you trained a pokemon well enough to beat them, so they deem you worthy of leading them in pokebattles as well. But they could decide not to at any time. There is nothing stopping a pokemon from just fucking off if you mistreat them or they don't think you're giving them exciting enough battles. And altough they generally restrain themselves and don't go all out against each other or humans (with exceptions like Gyarados who is infamous for going berserk and wrecking towns) it would be best not to aggravate them.

I'm not sure how it works exactly with criminal orgs like Team Rocket, but they didn't seem to mistreat their own pokemon, only others.

>>714147343
>dog
Glaceon is a foxcat, not a disgusting dog, get it right

>>714122821 (OP)
Okay but who actually cares?

Gardewives

>>714154469
Me.

>>714154469
Me as well.

>>714154469
The Tumblr trannies who left that site and came here to keep talking about genders and cartoon sex

>>714143687
For me I get a little something extra out of it if there's desperate begging first. Like a universe off of "free use" stuff where it's not exactly given out willy nilly, but doesn't take as much to get or mean as much to give.

>>714153017
Is it gay to kiss your male Lucario goodnight?
https://files.catbox.moe/da65da.png

>>714155021
Only if you do it out of love and not as reward for training or battling.

>>714122821 (OP)
>Game Freak always meant for humans and Pokemon to have sex, they just couldn't add it to the canon because Pokemon is for kids
weird, since kids regularly have sex IRL and often start with experimenting with their pets, since obviously theres little options for them to have sex practice otherwise outside of certain kids at school that do it.
Most girls have had sex, or at least done something sexual with a boy, another girl, or their dog by the age of 12.

>>714144016
Animals are like this too, you can literally mindbreak a mare by overstimulating them, endangered birds would rather kill members of their own species than 'cheat' on the humans they've fallen for, dolphins will drown themselves if they can't see their human anymore, etc.
It's not a meme.

>>714146890
Based lore poster
>>714148925
Cringe coom fanon poster

>>714148174
You wanna be Gardevoured haha
lol!

>>714156115
Both of those are canon, all pokemon are trainer sluts.

>>714122821 (OP)
anthro Pokemon have been lusting after and deflowering our shotas for far too long! and I'm okay with that

For me, it's marriage with Femcario

TRANNY JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
TRANNY JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS
TRANNY JANNIES TONGUE MY ANUS

>>714155716
Are you saying female pokemon will become suicidally depressed if they experience lovemaking with a human man and are denied it after the fact?

I like this little sweetheart.

>>714156330
Who is the biggest groomermon?

>>714156797
Typhlosion

>>714156797
Meowscarada, with those magic tricks.

>>714122821 (OP)
HELLO SAAAAR BESTIALITY IS GOOD FOR SAAAR BITCH DO NOT REDEEM THE POKEMON COCK

>>714156904
shut up, palword nigger

Surely my gardevoir wouldnt rape me...

>>714156959
Is this you?
>>714151807

>>714156745
Me too man. I use her in every gen I can and the ones she had mega was such a fun time compared to her usual stats.

To answer the gender disparity in the wilds pokemon population, it is believed the females left the wild for the safety and comfort of human, leaving the males as genetic dead-end
>>714156330
>Just anthros
Anon...

>>714157070
>>Just anthros
>Anon...
You've got it backwards there, anon - shotas are the instigators with Eeevee/lutions.

>>714122821 (OP)
Is this the thread?

>dog owners who have sex with their dogs, especially big ones, have a hard time "training them" to recognize times where that's allowed and times where it's not
Unless that's just me theory crafting. It's not exactly an open hobby for conversation. Regardless I bring up that potential burden to say the pokemon world would be an utter mess. Your pet can flamethrower you if you try and tell them no not right now not in front of my rival.

>>714156797
Lucario. They love feeling the horniness coming off their trainers.

>>714157234
Pokemon have at least human-level intelligence, anon.

>>714157027
I won't pretend to have been that devoted to her for so long, but getting a perfect shiny did endear her to me more so than before. Just want to pick her up.

>>714157319
Yes, I'm not saying they wouldn't understand, I'm saying getting an animal to ascribe to your concerns isn't guaranteed, especially when they want something and can overpower you.

>>714157582
>human level intelligence
>but animal level need/desire for sexo
Imagine being a shota trainer and your mon stealthily cranking you off under the table against your will while having dinner with your mom or some shit.

And its ruined

>>714157738
>Having a Jinx is the best! She cuddles me weird haha
Grim

>willingly go to these Pokemon x Human threads whenever they appear
>despite all that never see the appeal
Don't know if it's lack of imagination or whatever, but if Pokemon did exist I couldn't see them as anything more than best friends and family. Even with Pokemon I objectively like design wise like Zoroark, Gothitelle, Mawile, Roserade, Obstagoon, Primarina, I just don't see the romanticism.

>>714157885
It's just one schizo from /vp/, just report him and ignore

>>714157932
I got bitten by a furry so I'm cursed to be one myself but honestly I'm in a similar boat. Pure fantasy, I think it's kinda hot, but when we're not playing pretend I'd always go for a team of pokebros and wouldn't care about trying to impregnate Lurantis. Rarely there's some overlap there though, the idea of you being a normal trainer who just has a best buddy Pokemon and then suddenly woah hey why're you pushing me to the ground Scoliopede do you need something? Idunno it scratches a particular itch for me, every if rarely. Also it probably helps that my number one is Magnets line and there's not really any appealing way to fuck those so I'm gladly just enjoying my UFO BRO in an Arceus abiding way.

>>714157180
It's only natural for a young boy to discover his body with his trusty loving pokemon
https://files.catbox.moe/jm6t16.jpg

>>714157932
It's just not your thing, anon, and that's perfectly fine. I'll be the first to admit that liking pokemon is not a normal thing, the majority of fans simply enjoy cool monsters and the games proper. But it is still a sizeable portion of the fanbase, and thus it is rather large and people enjoy themselves with art and fanfics and whatnot.

>Mawile, Primarina
Great taste.

>>714158297
>Image
Is that a joke about hyena anatomy?
>Link
This talking animals trope always fucking gets me lmao

>>714158320
I think that might be pajeet janny himself, the one who allows AI generals on /v/

>>714158297
https://files.catbox.moe/hovqbu.jpg
Indeed.

>>714158461
Cry about it

>>714156115
>zoroark
>lore

>>714129041
/a/ here, we don't want these stinky pajeet e-simps

>>714157465
SEEEEEE3EEEEEEEEEEEEEX!

BPCWF

>>714158472
>I'll never be a young boy curiously exploring my sexuality, nervously and guiltily testing the waters with my beloved unbeknownst-to-me-at-the-time sexy pokemon, having her equally curious since we grew up together, both getting enthusiastic and deepening our bond to depths we hadn't expected, and her happily taking me whenever I need relief while my lust and romantic drives are both kicking into high gear for the first time, crashing together into one target who's feeling the same for me
Well there's always porn at least. Haha.

>>714157932
I can't see them not falling in love with us and vice versa. Too much of Pokemon is about bonding and trust and friendship, it's bound to happen.

>>714143597
>>714142796
I don't get it, what are the differences besides the baramons being zesty and wearing makeup

>>714158723
Wonder what the psychological ramifications are of shooting your very first ropes of immature boyseed inside of an anthro cat-like monster. Maybe not so bad if it's a relatively common occurrence in the Pokemon world.

>>714155686
Anon what thrid world hellhole are you from

>>714158461
Most tendies here are jeets

>>714158846
I'm sure it'd mess you up, but certainly not as much as moving on to human women would mess up your Pokemon

I'm back

>>714122821 (OP)
Missionary with Cinderace

>>714158996
>"Male" mon on fem-
Sickest form of degeneracy

Reminder that god a wife

>>714127069
Lapras is quite literally the most entry level feralmon because forever I've preferred anthros with Lapras being the sole exception

>>714154890
Faggot, some of the earliest Gardevoir smut was posted here

>>714159283
It helps to know dolphin anatomy

Cowgirl position with Lucario

>>714158846
>Maybe not so bad if it's a relatively common occurrence in the Pokemon world.
I have to assume it's at least semi-common. There are lots of pokemon that are very close to human sapience, if not surpassing it in cases of certain psychic types. Like come on, you're telling me men aren't fucking Gardevoirs on the regular? How it's treated by the world is ripe for speculation but it's canonically there. There's a pokemon that can create pheromones for male harems, and the pheromones actually work on human men.

you faggots have some impressively shit taste, get standards for once in your favela life

He's changing his IP now, isn't he?

>>714159571
>How it's treated by the world is ripe for speculation
Probably like smoking weed or male sex toys - frowned upon, but you can't really do anything about it.

I wanna facefuck an arcanine while I nurture on her teats and play with her cookie

how is this fucking furshit garbage thread still up?
do your fucking job and clean this shit up jannoid.

>>714159779
Zased big bitch enjoyer.

>>714159827
Why are you still here if it upsets you?

>>714159827
Sex with Pokemon is board culture, boi!

>>714159882
take your disgusting furshit smut back to >>>/trash/ where it belongs you fucking subhuman.

>>714160015
Take your crybaby shit into one of the 99 other threads that are up, hall monitor.

>>714159779
Anon you can't possibly MEAN it?!?
https://files.catbox.moe/ec8qkc.png

>Pokefucker thread stays up all night
What a time to be alive.

>>714160012
Imagine impregnating your wifemon and raising the kids together... Bros...

>>714160265
Consider human feet instead

>>714160418
Consider suicide, faggot.

Pokefeet thread?

Mom's feet!

Lick it

>>714160265
Furchads win yet again.

>>714160468
Its the same spammer trying a different tactic. Ignore them and watch them seethe even harder.

>Footfaggotry
yikes

>>714154389
There's literally a move called frustration that gangs often use and people abusing their pokemon multiple times in older games. Also master balls and quick balls are a thing.

>>714122821 (OP)
>deep passionate kiss
>hand on butt
>the taboo of a human and a non-human being in love
>having to keep their love a secret by retreating in an isolated environment
it takes a connoisseur to appreciate love, than carnal desire

>>714160696
true, talons is where its at

>>714160629
More like feetchads win yet again

R8 my team bros

>>714160873
coomer gooner cumskull pornaddict furfag nistile out of 5

Hex feet

I wanna wrestle with Pokémon (female)

Glaceon's Pussy

>>714160985
Hex, you say?

>>714160948
mindbroken

>>714122821 (OP)
Male pokemon btw

>>714161116
nah u

>>714160997
I like the idea of Pokemon not getting an obscure/hyper-specific/unorthodox human fetish, but still willing to go along with them for their masters since it makes them happy. My Braixens still don't understand the point of using my face as a chair, for example, but they don't mind doing it either.
>>714161156
Still wearing cute sundresses and lingerie either way, btw.

>>714160238
>You'll never stumble upon a feral female pokemon needfully rubbing against a tree or some shit desperately, go for a closer look at the wondrous display, and have her suddenly notice you and stare you down with lustful eyes
Motherfucker I should've gotten into digimon instead

>>714161156
>male

>>714135436
>>714153826
>House breaking goddess sex with Celestia and Arceus
Muh dick

You guys seriously rape animals irl too?

>>714161352
Yes even frogs. Now bend over faggot.

>>714159827
>do your fucking job and clean this shit up jannoid.
Lol you are fucking delusional

>>714161404
I'm black though

>>714156745
>all of its moves are dark
>doesn't look even slightly metallic, looks evil and cute
>LOL pure steel bro (practically no steel moves in RSE though)
>they finally adjust the typing years later
>Steel/Fairy
>tons of people assume it lost the dark type to become fairy
What the fuck was Gamefreak thinking?

>>714160873
get a wet wipe or blow that dandruff off your screen holy shit

>>714123672
While the harkness test is the most important part, there are some things you should probably wall yourself off from. Otherwise then there's literal animalfuckers asking "What's so different about you and me?" You don't want to be in that position.

>>714161352
Nothing sexy about animals, may they live in peace. Pokemons creatures however..

>>714161496
Is that supposed to stop me? Spread your black nigger ass open.

>p*kemon thread
>just porn and shitposting
>no gameplay discussion whatsoever
This is why there exists a containment thread for shitkins like you

>>714161703
>basedjak

>>714158627
>Pokemon shield pokedex entry
>Not lore
Go read it on bulbapedo or something

Clean it up janny

>>714123672
false, Lucario has a floppy uncut dong that operates on "suddenly there" cartoon logic

>>714161703
What else are we supposed to discuss? The games are shit now.

which poke would you want to kiss

ahem
ANIME IS SHIT
FUCK JANNY PEDOS
/V/ IS A FURRY BOARD
That is all

It's hilarious how hard this sperg is trying to get the thread pruned and it's just...NOT happening!

>>714161352
All the irl animals aren't sexy though
The other primates just look like niggers
A dolphin maybe but it's too impractical

>>714162132
People were just minding their own business for a good while, but he saw a thread of things he doesn't like and just had to do something about it. It's pathetic.

>>714138523
No zozzle,
Fuck off zozzle.

>>714159827
Go back to your ps5 games thread

>>714162037
wartortle(no shell)
dewott and ivysaur are good there
dunno why marshtomp would dislike it tho

>>714122821 (OP)
Chicken wife. Canon. Mine.

crybaby didn't get his way with fatshit or footshit so now he's trying to porn-nuke the thread

>>714162089
anime is good
frogs are dumb

>>714142287
Is this a real thing like those cream-filled Glaceon donuts from a couple years ago?

Is there anything more pure than the love between a human and his female pokemon?

>>714162132
It's pretty pathetic how he actively tries to shit up the thread to no avail, lmao

>>714162574
>>714162476
>>714162370
>no cookie
Jvst!

>>714160649
Would've been funnier with a CRUNCH sound effect in place of the POMF.

>>714161991
What are the scales here?

>>714154945
What the fuck are you on about?

I am no freak like you guys but I've been playing a hack the last week and found lopunny to be quite the strong mon. I think she's cute too :)

>>714162702
Oops, that was meant for: >>714162037

I want to read poke x human fics, suggest some good ones.

>>714162624
It will at least eventually get the thread deleted with time, since the mods have to wake up eventually. But no one really cares about him, either.

>>714163127
I forgot to specify man on female mon

>>714143597
>female Incineroar
Benissimo. . .

Can’t you at least post on model porn instead of this garbage

>>714163053
very nice, anon

This rabbit wants to breed

We really don't have any moderation left do we?
The hack really made them leave did it?

>>714163403
ther rabbit about to be breed.

>>714163385
>On-model autist
discarded

>>714162610
Nope. It was ordained by God, after all.

>>714122821 (OP)
So basically, you can put your off-spring back in the balls

>>714122821 (OP)
>sex with animals
Gamefreak confirmed degenerate company

>Want to try my hand on drawing braixen for /vp/ this month
>Mawile posting early got me in the mood for mawile just now despite me having drawing her a dozen times already
Help me out here guys

Pokemon can't consent.

>>714163385
go jack off to still frames of the show you dumb autist.

>>714162037
>Do not repost
>AI training prohibited
Who's gonna tell him?

>>714163517
He's right, you know.

>>714163593
Should have just stuck to magazines

would you a mew, /v/?

>>714163731
good thing i ain't asking.

are mds asleep or something

>>714163637
If you wanna draw Mawile, then I say draw more Mawile. She's cute and deserves it. I'm curious, what material have you drawn?

>>714163784
I'd accidentally a mewtwo

>>714163731
I'm the one who's gonna get savagely raped thougheverbeit

>>714163763
>agreeing with your own post
And NO.

>>714128951
I miss Shion...

>>714163918
>I disagree with that take, only one person can think like that
Typical off-model fag.

>>714122821 (OP)
>Canonical
>My heckin fiction is VALID and REAL!
That's nice, now face the wall.

>>714163879
Doesn't Mewtwo have part human DNA so that makes it the least zoophilic option of all

>>714135028
Only if she lets me fuck our son while she pegs me.

>>714123672
Lucario on all fours should be a gesture of submission only. That's cursed to look at, but it does make that blue ass thicker at a glance.

>>714163862
Im the guy that makes mediocre trad drawings. I believe the last mawile I drew was her on a beach.
Most recent I've drawn a bunch of kirlia

>>714163891
She can't rape me if she's enacting the fantasy she read in my mind and I'm thrusting into her sopping wet cookie like my life depends on it

>>714164121
>Im the guy that makes mediocre trad drawings
I don't know what that means, and I don't frequent /vp/.

>>714164048
Wrong, he's the genetic off-spring of zoophillia. You just adding slightly more

>>714164209
Trad like traditional. I draw on paper and then post a photo

>delete pokepussy
>delete ontopic video game threads
>leave up frog jaktard shit, ai slop general, e-celeb twitter screencap posts
we live in a SOCIETY

Is this the thread?https://files.catbox.moe/gt6cnk.mp4

>>714164308
Take the small wins.

>>714164308
>footfag shit has also been left up

>>714164257
>Trad like traditional
And now the term tradwife finally makes sense to me, after seeing it for like 2 years in weird places. So are you going to bother actually posting anything?

>>714163372
Voto diesci

>>714135424
I need Syuro to draw AN EXTRA THICK Mewtwo being broken in by fiendishly absurd sex toys or something YESTERDAY

>>714123206
me, that's my cinderace

lizard

>>714164442
>getting turned on by children
:(
>getting turned on by animals
:(
>getting turned on by animal children
:O

Y'all just ponyfags with a different coat of paint.

>>714164686
lizard the best

>>714164467
I don't have anything on hand on the device I'm currently posting on but here is a pic someone reposted recently
https://i.4cdn.org/vp/1749021305684787.jpg

>>714164460
you are a frognigger and will die

>>714163731
hot damn

>>714164860
>mobile posting
Disgusting, but at least it explains that. Cute, if rough style. You ought to keep practicing and see where that takes you.

>>714164435
I really wish that the upcoming Sylveon animation wasn't so focused on him getting a sloppy rimjob form Casiopeia.

>>714164686
the sex lizard

>>714141119
>They swear that it's her skin burned with patches of non-burnt fur looking like stockings due to her legs being her most powerful point
>Curious of a full jet black Alpha Mega Lopunny with piercing red eyes now.
Lore be damned bunny hot

>>714165048
Yes I will. As long as one anon likes it will keep going and become better until I make it.
Because it's fun drawing for people

>>714165195
Rimjobs are kino

>>714165195
i hope she gets mounted by leafeon

>>714165195
I understand where you're coming from, but as someone very into that sort of thing, we get so few quality animations of it, I hope you can be happy for me instead.

>>714163403
Time for the rabbit to visit the vet for a snippy snippy.

You wouldn't a male mon...right..?
https://files.catbox.moe/98a4nu.png

>>714164442
Considering female Pokémon literally cum within seconds after getting human cock, I don't know why they're complaining.

>>714165569
>gay shit

>>714165570
Source?

>>714165324
Godspeed, pokelover. I'll see if I can find a thread on /vp/ later that has the Mawile pics.

>>714165658
Swear on your mother you wouldn't take advantage of a male Lucario in heat
https://files.catbox.moe/1spg57.png

>>714165569
>male
Hard pass

>>714165569
Male? Fuck no. Futa? Absolutely.

>>714165758
When I draw mawile again I make sure to post them in the /v/ draw threads

>>714165879
We like women here sir

>>714165569
I would.

>>714165721
NTA but Pokemon are based on animals and IRL animals that have sex with humans always seek them out over their own kind, zoophile videos confirm

>>714166012
Nigga you gay.

>Felino is here
What do you think about doing next dear Anon?

>>714165570
What does it feel like for them if you go slowly and gently for 2 minutes though >>714165879
I swear on my entire bloodline I wouldn't touch anything male sexually even with a 6 foot pole. My cock, balls and heart belongs to female Lucario only. As Arceus intended.

>>714165879
>>714165569
Gen me some cocksheathe docking and I might fap to it.

>>714131001
>imagine being at animals so fat you look and get erect!

Sure, if you say so.

>>714152086
>Can give you the spicy sausage (read: fire punch to your eggs and bacon), or just wax play without the wax (ow hot)
>WHY CAN IT DOMINATE MEEEEE?!
Think about it. Hell, an assertive female Charmander could dominate you.

I only like girls.

>>714166237
>What does it feel like for them if you go slowly and gently for 2 minutes though
They start crying because it feels so good. Expect leglocks (or taillocks if they don't have legs).

>>714166493
both boys btw

>>714166493
>anthro
Into the trash

>>714166632
both girls and nothing else btw (you're a nasty faggot btw)

Liko and her cat.

>>714163403
Oh he's horny, rip her pussy

delphox pussy would fix me

pokesex

>>714165879
Why are male Lucario's like this?

>>714166887
my wife and her ex-trainer

>>714166464
it was a rhetorical question or whatever the fuck theyre called
its not actually asking how it physically can, but just teasing the idea or fantasy of such a thing

>>714165982
Its totally not gay, its just being a good bro to your pent up lucario by pounding his prostate to dust
>>714166421
That would be gay

>>714143597
I use this version personally

>>714163372
wirklich guter Geschmack

>>714167325
>female incineroar
rare gem

>have to go to work
>your Lucario is blocking the way
What do?

>>714167723
Sir that’s a cat

>>714167673
>"Standing like that..."
>"... I've seen better aura farming from a rock!"
The Lucario then crumples from being cringe and I go out the door.

>>714167673
I quit my current job and become a professional pokemon breeder instead

Literally me.

>>714163403
Proud mothers :)

>>714167723
>Team Rocket brand condoms
Huh. Team Rocket would run Pokemon prostitution rings, wouldn't they

>>714165569
Hell yeah I would

>>714164442
If you don't enjoy pokemon yiff, you aren't a real pokemon fan

>>714144816
>ywn say "n-no homo" after fucking your femboy lopunny's fat ass as he's calling you a faggot
why even catch 'em all

>>714168516
he will not survive...

Nah, I don't need an aircon in my bedroom.

Jesus christ was that scene fucking necessery?!??

>>714168936
wat the fukc is going in here

>>714167169
Way less gay, gross and sinful than Sodomy is tho.

>>714167107
>SHITkune1
Does Jehovah allow for such degeneracy he still creates whilst pretending he doesn't?

>>714167723
hmmm, yeah alright.

>>714169017
Anal parasite host transmission

>>714165879
>male

Who else did some of the strange endings in the Pokemon BW2 movie theater?

imagine how grim the dating experience is in the pokemon world. take a bunch of nice pictures, get a haircut, put yourself on tinder and....the chicks swipe past you and go right for the hitmonlee, machomps, dittos, yadda yadda.

same for chicks. doesnt matter if your a 10/10 stacy, you think chads gonna hit you up when theres hot and horny renamons, gardevoirs, lopunnies in your region (click her!)?

fuck no

>>714168776
underwear shouldn't be so erotic on ferals/semi-anthros, but goddammit if it isn't anyway
https://files.catbox.moe/ja2h9t.png

>>714161991
>floppy uncut dong
Oh neat, a Kilkakon reference, what time is it again?

>>714169762
ooops, uh, haha, not renamon. got my franchises mixed up, totally not a furry.

>>714169762
You act like women wouldn’t immediately ban pokefucking if it endangered their chances at a man

for me, it's espeon

>>714170079
lol jeet

>>714122821 (OP)
Was it not obvious?

>>714170115
thats not a cow saar.

>>714169762
I assume humans getting together in the Pokémon universe is primarily for procreation's sake. After all, the only thingna Pokémon can't do is get pregnant/get you pregnant, so eventually you'll have to find another human to carry on the bloodline.
And if your immediate response to this was "why would I bother getting with a human to have kids when I could just fuck Pokémon for the rest of my life", congratulations, you just figured out why the towns and cities in the Pokémon world are so relatively devoid of life.

>>714168936
Reminds me of a doujin i read once.
It was about pink or lime shit that they put in the girl's ass to steal her soul or something.
I didn't like it, it just reminded me.

>>714170203
Red forehead dot

>>714170220
But the leaks say that humans can get any pokemon pregnant

>>714165425
Is it more of a foid humiliation thing for you, or something else entirely?

>>714170367
Pokemon is video games.

>>714170367
Furry site

>>714170425
>yfw you get your living masturbation substitute pregnant before you're even a teenager

>>714170425
the leaked stories were cut 20 years ago and would contradict current official canon anyway so no, they're not canon

>>714170558
Eggs make for a balanced breakfast

Well?

>>714169762
Women get off on power dynamics. They don't care about being sexually content or romance like men do. Fucking random pokemon won't elevate their social status or give them something to flaunt at other women. If the most desirable male population, and their own male counterparts at that are ignoring them, they will go completely mental. I think men having so many breedable options and being content with that, women in the pokemon world would be way more tolerable, competent and competitive with eachother.

>>714170675
It's objectively Glaceon. Like, they measured it. Also, they all got their asses buffed for SwSh lol, Game Freak KNOWS their audience and I will not accept anyone who says otherwise.

>>714170367
At least this time nobody flooded a thread like this with IRL scat, dead shitskins, botched tranny surgeries and cartel gorn footage today.

>>714170367
It'd be more if mods were deleting all the porn