Thread 714159247

Stream 1:
Now: Kingdom Hearts II
Next: Super Mario Odyssey
Later: Psychonauts

Stream 2:
Now: Multiworld Archipelago Randomizer
Next: Go Go Ackman 3
Later: Crash Team Racing


Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>714142943

IM A HEADBANGA

Page 9 dozo

>>714159335
you werent missed.

>>714159247 (OP)
migging

im not a headbanga and frankly i think its unhealthy

JOIN THE CLUB

[Repost of same image posted in every thread]

Migged

migged

>>714159340
The fact that we only get two viewpoints at a time torpedoes much of the fun. The DS3 guy is the only one talking about his run at the moment. Plus these guys are all pretty low energy in general.

I mig

migged

>>714159446
Pvlovian behaviour.

naughty upskirt

>>714159482
That UKSG was an experience and a half.

What are you supposed to do when both streams are shit? Is this the time to play video games?

>>714159549
UKSG was full of fun and soul last time I watched it. Good marathon.

>>714159662
Why didn't the threads last?

>>714159698
You're not supposed to ask that.

>>714159652
Watch runs you have missed. You have slept, right anon?

>>714159652
watch a good run you have missed

>>714159698
Nothing for the tourists to be angry about, just speedruns and blokes having fun.

>>714159808
Nah mate, you can't play that card, nobody was even discussing the runs.

>>714159698
no dedicated shills like GDQ and ESA

>>714159698
correct me if I'm wrong but iirc the threads did last.

>>714159698
No idea, I was watching the stream, not keeping the thread alive.

>>714159837
I'd say a lot of tourists didn't know it was happening. I don't really pay attention to speedrunning outside of GDQ, ESA and in the past NASA. It isn't so much shills as people like me specifically going to /v/ to discuss an event we know is happening, because I don't browse this cesspool regularly anymore

>>714160030
dont think so, been participating in UKSG and NSG threads, don't remember either lasting a day recently

>>714160030
They did the last two events, and they were discussing the games.

It was NSG that didn't have threads that lasted.

Did I miss dogwater?

>>714160228
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

>>714160102
>>714160106
UKSG was the event that ran only over a weekend correct? Those threads did last

>>714160228
Nah that's not for a few weeks.
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

please

>>714160192

respond

>>714160228
No. 18th-20th of July

>>714160269
Why is there so many speedrun marathons in the summer now? It's like all of June is booked

miggly

>>714160326
because it's Summer and people have time off work and other shit.

A few years ago we basically had an entire month of solid marathons, which was also the year where we discovered Dogwater right at the end of it.

>>714160326
Summer break

>>714160287
Thanks, but it's too hot for biscuits. I Still have half a water melon in the fridge which I will gorge upon later.

>>714160089
Upcoming Events to keep an eye on:

Dogwater - July 18-20 - https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

BSG Annual - August 10-16 - https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01

NSG Fall - September 19-21 - https://oengus.io/marathon/NSGFall25

UKSG Blue - September 27-28 - https://oengus.io/marathon/uksgblue25

>>714160489
I keep my dark chocolate hob nobs in the fridge lest they become a soupy mess

>>714160519
when's the final fantasy relay race?

>>714160519
You forgot ASM.
https://www.ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule

>>714160589
>dark chocolate hob nobs
How are those different than digestives?

>>714160697
Hobnobs are a very different beast than digestives, they're made of oats and stuff while digestives are a solid biscuit.

>>714160519
Does this site not export an ics I can import? I'm not gonna check this every week

Updated Upcoming Marathons:

July 15–20: ASM 2025

July 18–20: Dogwater

August 10–16: BSG Annual

September 19–21: NSG Fall

September 27–28: UKSG Blue

>>714160776
what are you on about? There's a big fat export button right there on the page.

>>714160945
>July 18–20: Dogwater
Oh fuck we're so back

>Big Jon couldn't make it
lol

>>714160519
thanks anon

testes

>>714160992
I meant for every event, not a specific event
Just a block for a week that says "ESA is on", I don't need the granularity of every run

>>714160945
What about BBG, Sep. 19-21?

>>714161331
Just put it as a reminder on your Outlook, bro

>>714161228
>>714161237
Im really sick of that fat fuck applying for these spots and then pulling out last minute

>>714161381
ok but next month im not going to come back to this site so i wont pick up any new runs that have been scheduled

>>714161463
Put a reminder to check the website in your Outlook too.

I've gotta fuck off, give the 4 way rando a Z from me

All things considered, this KH randomizer isn't bad
They're informative and not annoying

>>714161578
maybe I should watch that instead of stream 2

Man, dude sucks fighting nameless king. His attacks are way better telegraphed and dodgeable than the fucking rabies dog from the gravetender.

Yeah, I'm calling choke

>>714161578
Yeah I ended up jumping since Dank Souls 3 was boring me, the Glaswegian lads are pretty decent at explaining what they're doing.

Can you PLEASE tag your posts with the stream you're watching? Thank you!

- Stream 3

They ran a PS1 version of harry potter? Based.

The RPG Limit Break stuff is boring and I don't care to finish it, but this girl would make an excellent Tina Belcher.

>>714161951
I played the 2nd game on PC as a kid, I wasn't even aware back then they were Playstation ports. Thought they were PC exclusives.

>>714161874
This is gross but I can't look away, how can he fit something that big up there? and how is this even a speedrun?

-Stream 3

>>714162056
This music always plays during bowser throws

>>714160945
Are these newfangled events actually good

CHOKE

>>714162163
First two are good, last three are just more ESA

>wake up rock hard listening to the commentary
Maybe I should stop sleeping with my headphones on and the stream playing.

>>714160945
RTA in Japan runs from the 9th of August to the 15th.

>>714161958
Depends on the game and runners. There are even some hours long FF runs so entertaining I watched the whole thing without skipping.

>>714162279
RTA(iJ) will never be popular here

>>714161373
No idea what that is.
>>714162279
I was putting together a short list of english speaking marathons. RTA in Japan is interesting, but hard to watch.

How do (You) beat the wolf fight though?

>died to the wolf again
jesus christ MERCY KILL IT PLEASE

CHOOOKE

>>714162241
>getting hard to short hairy scots
Interesting

>>714162241
QRD on snake rattle?

i hate souls runs

>>714162387
>no idea what that is
Big Bad Game-a-thon, marathon of shitty games. Sometimes very entertaining, Demon Rush run was one of the greatest runs I've seen.
Also no donations, so no interruptions.

>>714162414
Hug him and panic roll when he goes overdrive. Alternatively skip it, because it's optional and I don't like it.

>>714162236
>last three are more snoozefest
I'll check out asm and dogwater then, hopefully they have at least semi active threads too

>>714162628
What about that cunt with the shield?

KWAB

>>714161403
I wonder if they add him in, but actually plan for him not showing up at this point.
I know I would. Have a secret alternative schedule, tell the runners ahead of time they're possible backups, just so happen to have a schedule ready to go when BigJon is a no show again.

>>714162697
Nuke his ass as much as possible when he gets to half health. Guardbreak works pretty well when the dog starts attacking, since you get iframes for the riposte.

Finish this sentence in five words or less: "Kingdom Hearts is about..."

choke choke choke

holy choke

>Randomizer in stream 1
>Randomizer in stream 2

>>714162834
cringe in its purest form.

>>714162834
friends and some random shit

>>714162834
Sora Donald and Goofy

>>714162015
The weird thing about the Harry Potter games is that they weren't just ports, pretty much every version is its own completely different game

>>714162834
DARKNESS

>>714162834
Autism, autism, and autism.

>>714162962
It's kind of similar with a lot of the Lord of the Rings games of that era, for stuff that was throwaway licensed stuff, somebody put an awful lot of effort in.

>Pride Rock
holy woke

>>714163091
it was a different time...

Did he simply skip the double fight because he got the lord soul from a somewhere else? I was a way for a minute.

only dark souls left now on stream 2? This is such a retarded category

get your predictions up how many tries to kill the demons? My bet is on seven

>>714163250
one

This is so all-around gay it's giving me an asthma attack.

phase 2 just doing the do

Sex with Pauline

>it's actually the real one
based

>rollslop
Can you say that though?

rollslop confirmed

sex with >>714163439

Rate the Multiworld Archipelago Randomizer

Zelda, Mario, Pokemon and Dark Souls fans confirmed for liking to take turns

>>714163559
Pretty sure he's ran at ESA before.

>>714163628
C i dont even know

>>714163628
ZZZ
dumb shit

Is the guy on the right about to win 20 minutes early?

>>714163628
ZZZ%

>>714163628
D cool mod, rough execution

Finally. I'm ready to ACK out!

>>714163628
B, bretty interesting for novelty, hope they can try again with working setup

>>714163670
I hope and I hope it means early Mario

>>714163628
D

>>714163628
B. It got better when they switched to DS3.

>>714163628
D
Interesting idea, but both execution and the tech side of things absolutely butchered it.

>>714163628
D
It seemed fun but fundamentally unwatchable.
Maybe there exists a stream setup that would have saved it.

>>714163628
F

It should've been cool, but I didn't get it

Also, 2 screen because they couldn't figure out 4? What the fuck, POINTLESS

>>714163628
Solid Z, total shitshow

>>714163628
C

>End of Day 3
>10 hours

Goddamn, I haven't even heard of End of Day 1 or 2. What is that?

>>714163628
Z

>>714163628
>two screens showed out of 4
>30+ minute intermission of tech crew fucking up
>DS3 player playing like absolute shit
yeah that's a Z

>>714163901
Baron Corbin's theme I believe

>>714163930
yeah that's a Z
anon I...

>>714164046
It's ok, the current script uses chatGPT to parse out the poster's intended rating

The guy in the right is tryharding so hard.

>>714164128
I don't believe you

>>714164172
Of course he does, he is /ourguy/ after all

why is they having so much trouble with sephyrot I can beat him no damage just use reflector

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

holy choke

Filtered at the finish line, rumao

Oh look, another speed running general thread that is up all year long.

LMAO

Rate Kingdom Hearts 2 race

>>714164443
Since you seem so knowledgeable, what speedrun event is live all year long? Genuinely curious, this will be over in a few days.

>>714164512
D

>>714164512
A

>>714164512
C

>>714164512
B
I enjoyed it. Not a bad rando race.

>>714164512
B

>>714163901
It was PC98 exclusive, never got translated.

>>714164512
C
I don't care for KH2, but the ending was good

>>714164512
C

ACK up next

>>714164512
A

>>714164512
B
Don't care for KH, love Scottish gentlemen shooting shit at each other.

It's goofy time.

Bing bing wahoo coming up

>>714164732
And I'm so fucking excited
Whats the category?

>>714164512
A, because we can watch Goofy die

>>714162241
horny bear.

>>714164787
any% 4 way race...

I can't believe Goofy is fucking dead.

This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.

>They'll pay for this.
K I N O
I
N
O

ACK bros

Almost as bad as that shitty webcomic that tried to merge Spawn and 40k and other shit in with shit like Nightmare Before Christmas and Powerpuff Girls.

You might think this scene of Goofy dying is a big nothingburger but it will be important in Kingdom Hearts XII where it is revealed that during that moment he was split into a Heartless and Nobody Goofy

>>714164512
A

Who's ginger?

I dont get it

GOOFY NOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does everybody look like Trunks

>could have shown plum
>instead they chose this

>>714164979
KINO

would you play with Natalie's Nintendos?

actual real woman on stream 2

>>714164979
How old is Nomura? Will he even be able to finish one more Kingdom Hearts? I don't see him pumping out many more, and without him KH won't be the same.

>>714165101
No thanks

>>714164979
oh shit I never made the connection Foxgoy is Goofy's nobody

>>714165129
>about to machine wash my tshirt
>it's already purple

ook

>>714165129
Based physical chad.

>>714165201
now I realise his previous run was carried by the couch

>game is literally called ack man
>cis female host
???

nintendo nat and tiny tim, while similar in their alliteration, both seem to serve the same function of 'i don't know this lad but he needs a hand, so i'll help him out'

kinda like how SpikeVegeta is sometimes randomly inserted into runs for shilling purposes, but in this case it's for good

*click*

>>714165172
>Foxgoy
got a mild kek out of me

Looksmatched or not?

Took a shit. Anything noteworthy in the last 4 hours?

>>714165489
non

>>714165101
Sure she looks pretty gay.

>>714165307
heh, caught you fapping anon

GIANT

ENEMY

CRAB

>>714165489
>4 hours
Bro you need some fibre.

>>714165531
This is me at night in your bedroom anon

Is that Trunks?

>>714165521
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>714165580
crabs are the worst

dear diary

choke? no, we call that Go Ack

>>714165606
No, it's ACKman. He's pretty radical.

found a rare Yato

>>714165869
Looks like Trunks to me.

>>714165872
Our lad always wears the best shirts.

>>714165531
>>714165872
For once the lurkers will be revealed with this camera angle

I hope Tim feels less shit soon, conflu sucks balls.

>>714165930
created by toriyama

>>714165930
Every dragonball/toriyama character looks the same

is it race day today then?

Love this guy

rate ACKman

>>714166073
B

>>714166054
its stream 2 day

>>714166073
B for kusogeslop

>>714166073
B

Bing, bing, wagoo.

>pre-emptive johns
it's gonna suck isn't it

GIWTWM
>>714166073
Comfortably a B

Oh, the wahoo run is a coop race. Might be actually fun to watch. 4 way split screen is so small.
>>714166073
C+

>>714165101
Only from the back, reacharound style. Not a big fan of jawless people.

>>714166073
B

>>714166073
A

>>714166073
Can't
my Internet has decided to ACK itself off for this one run's duration

>>714166073
B, not bad

>>714166029
They all look cool as hell though
>>714166073
B

theres 4 people and 3 of their mics are off

what are they looking at, 30 grand at the end of this? not too bad I suppose

>>714166073
B

>>714166091
You were saying?

any good runs lately?

>>714166073
B

>>714166234
hmm nyo

>>714166073
B

>>714166073
C+

>4 way race
>2 screens
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW

>>714166341
use your eyes anon

>>714166203
not bad from the 100k they used to get

>>714166341
its a 2v2 they swap controller

>>714166341
but enough about the trainwreck 4 game randomizer

>>714165139
Thanks for the warning
Will avoid

It's my birthday! Yay! Yay!
Im getting blasted on scrumpy for the rest of the day

What they have actually fucked up on Stream 1 is cutting off the far left and right runner stuff.

>>714166384
with all the departures and absence? yeah

>>714166564
cosmo...

>>714166564
Happy birthday anon!

>>714166590
kek

>>714166590
SHOUTOUT

>>714166564
Happy birthday, anone

>>714166604
When you consider they were bleeding sponsors and stuff even before last year, it's not terrible, but they've definitely taken a significant hit.

>>714166564
cheers big man

stream 2 once again displaying its superiority

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>714166564
Happy birthday!

>>714165181
>>714165129
i hope you retards stub your toes hard enough to break a nail

CTR or Mario Odyssey?

what is going on

there's too many people in stream 2, i'm nervous

>another race
how do they always find a way to make these runs unappealing?

idgi

hahaha what the hell

whats the bit? have a crowd?

>>714166914
what happened to my photo?

>>714166925
stream 2 has more people than stream 1

>>714166735
nobody's debating that anon

>>714166914
Stream 2 runner has some good energy

>>714166925
Wait for them to start going on about the Playstation Nation.

>>714166564
>day drinking watching ESA
I'm jealous

Coco's

>CTR Run
Finally some good fucking games

>>714166645
>>714166668
>>714166847
>>714166896
>>714167110
Cheers lads!

>>714166564
Happy birthday, at least yours is during ESA and not GDQ.

Any good runs in last 12 hours?

his friends are all on their phone

>>714166564
Happy bday anon, have a good one!
>>714167225
Coco time!

Holy shit it's saboom

>>714167303
Streets of Rage

>>714167303
Was Mario Kart Wii within that time frame?

>>714167376
Noted.
>>714167394
I didn't see it so probably. Thanks.

>>714167376
Fuck, I missed it. Gotta look at the archives. 1 or 2, I assume?

>>714167264
>>714167351
thanks, boys

>>714167425
big booba

>>714167491
puffy

>>714167539
2 with some mod

Heart stopped there lol

shoutouts to the tech crew!

>>714167351
Cute flattie

!!!

>>714167110
Living a life.
I wish so hard I could afford to be a NEET...

Stream 2 is lit now for sure, good time

>>714164535
It's not anyone one event. One autism running event will end, and right away another will start up.
The threads about them never stop, they are up all year long.

>the runners are the doners
grim

mang CTR is such a great game
can't wait for wet nut jumps on stream 1 though

is that...

oh my goodness

>>714167729
>oh no threads about games
don't you have a steam chart thread to post in

>we
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>714167729
>they are up all year long
i wish

>>714167725
Smaller events (even if they're a part of a bigger one) are always more fun.
That's how I started watching ESA (as opposed to the GDQ) in the first place.

>714167729
The last significant event was a two day one a month or so ago, it's not all the fucking time.

hypnoshark? Is it because when he floats on his back his nose makes people think theres a shark in the water?

>>714167362
He looks like he's having a good time.

>>714167826
I'm helping! :D
We're part of a team! :DD

>>714167867
Then BSG then Dogwater

odyssey is absolutely soulless

Thought that was a zesty nigga wearing skirt for a sec

>>714167989
that neck is thicker than me

>>714167989
vile ywnbaw

Goddamn the glitch tech for CTR is complex..

I'm tired of pretending and now am ready to accept that CTR was never good and was just a way for Playstation owners to cope with not having a Mario Kart.

Zero trannies on the Mario stream as usual

>I beat a boss by hitting a fruit
you cant say that

CTR a bit drier than I thought it would be

what the fuck, how do you discover this

I think Nitro Kart is better than Crash Team Racing.

>>714168114
It shits on mario kart, are you saying there's a better kart racer than CTR?

>>714168159
Autism is a pathway to skips some people consider to be unnatural

>>714168204
Garfield Kart

>>714168204
yes. Wacky Race on the Dreamcast

>Big Breakfast
Man I miss watching that back in the day.

>>714168204
genuine question. What makes CTR better than mario kart? They look like basically the exact same thing

>>714168287
kek

>>714167989
He has main character syndrome

Is this entire stream 2 crowd the runner's personal crew?

>>714168429
To me it has always been about how the karts behave and have weight, in which Mario Kart is floaty shit.

>>714168429
better shortucts, better items, better turbo boost system, better tracks

>mario coin sound in ctr
How did naughty dog get away with this?

>>714168429
More skill-based, less RNG and rubberbanding

>>714168204
Yes.

>>714168461
The UK crowd and EU crowd don't mingle anymore

>>714168461
Playstation nation or somesuch, I'm sure they will shout themselves out in due time.

>>714168287
I don't like randomizer runs- they're bloated, rough and their estimates get everywhere

>>714168204
Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed

Is that a Spanish accent or speech impediment?

>>714168734
correct

Coco's Coco Park

Mario wants you to come back to Stream 1. He knows you're not watching. Crash is fucking dead. Also buy a Switch 2.

just noticed the ctr guy is wearing tiny lilac shorts
what a poofter

this is officially the gayest thing I've ever seen and I have seen new zealandic gay porn

>>714168679
I've seen a security hologram of Celina... playing Super Metroid

>>714168839
Sorry I'm an Xbot so I'm watching the Halo Wars run on Stream 3

>>714168839
I bought a Chinkoid Pocket 5 just to emulate DS/3DS/Switch with that 2nd screen addon, choke on deez nuts

it's too hot to watch speedruns

can someone id the girl in the blue shirt in stream 2

>>714168607
The UK runners mog everyone else
>easy to listen to
>actually know how to play the games
>don't play 20 gorillion hour long Jrpgs in a speedrun setting

>>714168919
fuck, I concede

>>714169036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfG8kboiaNQ

Enjoying this CTR run a lot, this game never fails to deliver.

I WANT TO FACEFUCK PUPPERY

>>714169072
>The English runners mog everyone else
FTFY
all the Scotts at the event run RPGs and are Scotts

>>714168429
>genuine question. What makes CTR better than mario kart?
Contrarianism

>>714168992
It just started raining here, shit's practically orgasmic.

>>714169072
Didn't Hagrid play Justice yesterday?

>>714169256
>all the Scotts at the event run RPG
TinyTim would like to have a word with you.

>WE
>WE
>WE
>WE
>WE

>>714168992
Air conditioner status?
>>714169256
I'd take 500 hours of Scots running a game vs these frenchoids running Jrpgs Jesus fuck man

>>714169256
TinyTim alone mogs all English runners.

>>714169365
Dizzy is a proto-RPG

>>714169384
>Air conditioner status?
Cultural/Historical blindspot

Fat ugly bastard cam

>>714169172
thanks anon

>>714167989
the autism is kind of endearing

>>714169242
>never fails to deliver
Neither do you Cocoanon

>>714167989
Is Gorgloth sitting next to an actual woman or not, I cant tell

>>714167943
Luv UKSG.
I even tried GSPS, but my Polish is rather rusty.

So is this Pig the best racer in the game?

>>714169430
based and true

>>714169735
yes
Dingo & Tiny are speed characters and are most optimal

>>714168992
>92
>hot
>summer

>>714169735
Pig? Thats a half dingo half crocodile

>>714169879
numerical plea

>>714169880
eh, like your mom

Only Spyro 1 was good.

>>714169879
>92
Why are you nearly at the boiling point of water? How are you not dead?

>>714169735
>mentions of 'dingo' in the run at least once every 5 minutes
>pig

I'm back
which stream are we watching?

>>714170064
No, shes all bushpig

Rate Mario Odyssey!

STREAM 1 IS SABOTAGING THE CTR RUN

>Tech fucking up AGAIN
Soul, I guess...

What is going on. Shoutouts to the tech crew (if they even exist)?

On the fly harder difficulty for CTR runner

>>714170231
it's just 1 guy I guess

>>714170186
B for bing bing wahoo

When was the last time there was a good race at one of these events?

>>714170186
B

>>714170134
2
CTR

>>714170186
B

>>714170186
B. It was well played, just kinda dry, and the commentary being on the player in 2nd place was jarring.
Odyssey's ending with Mario being turned down still feels jarring to me

>>714170313
One going right now

>>714170186
C

>>714170186
B

my precioussss

>>714170334
thank
may kfc bless you

>>714170186
Too busy watching CTR/10

crowd demands coco

>>714170313
The last gdq there was a mario one that was fun

>>714170398
stop posting this ghoul when its not her event

>>714170418
Me too

>>714170313
The Halo one earlier this ESA was very close

>You want to go fast and you're not even playing Coco?
Yeah, I definitely go faster while playing Coco.

>chad runner understands commentary comes first
god I love ESA

>>714170313
The Mario Galaxy race that ended in gay sex.

crash bandicoot does not have an appealing roster of characters to support a spinoff game

>>714170434
That's the one that had technology pulling it together, right? Agreed that was great.

>>714170538
Yes it does.

>>714170398
Chubby Zelda <3

>>714170543
great run

>>714170502
Funny you say that because he's like the first runner of the event to actually notice that. Like 90 percent fo the runners so far have been complete charisma vampires

>>714170563
no it doesn't

what kind of white trash kid looks at this and says "I'd rather play as this than mario or donkey kong"

>>714170538
niether did mario that's why you have every nintendo character in it

>>714170528
The anons joking about the loser being bottom or gets eaten and other stuff still kills me thinking about it to this day.

>>714170674
Ah, this is the first run i've actually sat down to watch. I shouldn't be surprised really

>>714170570
god I wish she would cosplay next week

>>714170674
that's why his room is filled

>>714170186
B

>>714170684
Keep coping

>>714170186
B for Bing

wait
why is there a man wearing a tiny top, midriff all visible in stream 2??

>>714170747
Their other race against human Donkey Kong and some dude who lost a bet was good too

>>714170812
whoa.... what a cool character

STREAM 1
STREAM 1

>>714170941
Unironically 100% cool

>>714170969
ugly af

Remember when runners used to come and post in these threads after their runs at these events

>>714170991
nigga u gay

>>714170395
Would ram her doggy style while she eats ice cream without a spoon.

>>714170991
>no visible tattoos in one (1) random photo
She's already well above average, let's be real.

>>714170969
Been following her all around the venue.
She smells like roses.

>>714171024
Yato usually makes an appearance by now...

>>714170747
Eidgod was definitely bottoming that night.

>>714170969
>not obese
>automatically a 9 in America

go on then

show us ya minge

>>714170684
>well adjusted, charismatic, fun playstation game runners
>vs some seething nintendo incel on /v/
damn you're really making your case here

>>714171170
>nobody:
>literally no one:
>not a single soul:
>not even thanos:
>anon: AMERICANS
rent free: the post

>>714171242
>well adjusted
>runners

>>714167425
I recognize those booba

cute

>>714167989
80s thrash rock vibes

>>714170991
She's attractive, but I wouldn't ever touch anyone at a speedrun marathon event

Runner is cracked

Tech please

He's feeling himself

>>714171324
is that a dog collar...

>>714171437
yjk

>>714171324
She cute, and more attractive because I know I could get with her if I was there.

>brags about his blind racing while the video feed is out
Yeah this is based

>>714171296
Euro marathons tend to favor runners that are functional human beings with day jobs, rather than the terminally online streamers that stuff like GDQ goes for.

>>714171430
fishnet!!

NO SIGNAL

>>714171437
No, it's way too thin.

>>714171540
haha oh wow

>>714171437
Black belt in blowjobbing

>>714171540
Scots seeing technology for the first time

i can't control my horny level when female on stream

>>714171540
Asterix & Obelix

Nothing sounds more unnatural than an englishman that says bro and dude

>>714171639
just needs the hats

>>714171639
Does that mean Tim is Getafix? or is he Dogmatix?

>>714171646
that makeup just makes it look like she has a beard

>>714171646
how long until she gets prize mommy'd?

HOLY FUCK PSYCHONAUTS

>>714171729
Pushed to the front marketing to simps, or raped?

>>714171765
You can't trick me away from CTRkino that easily.

>>714171789
Why not both?

Is that mike zuckerberg?

>This fucking Bitch is begging to read donations
Woah he didn't have to call them out like that

Why did they suddenly decide to do runs that are actually interesting to watch today as opposed to yesterday's boring ass rpg runs

>>714171831
OH MY GOD THAT STRAT WAS CRAZY

>>714171591
Wouldn't surprise me, she has the looks of someone who loves to give rough throatfucks

>>714171892
Don't speak too soon we've still got part 2 of the metaphor run today

>>714171831
Ahem - Coco's cocos.
But i'll agree the run is pretty fun.

>i'll let you get back to cooking
you can't say that to a woman!!!

One must imagine chlods happy.

Chlodsbros... Puppery has taken the crown for cutest at the venue.

doin it blind

>>714171970
I probably don't want to know, but are the runners French? God help us

>>714171831
ok lads can someone recommend me a good coco koikatsu card?

>>714172038
Why not both? And the other cuties, too.

For friends still seeing ads with ublock origin try the userscript from twitch ad solutions GitHub, it's been working fine for me.

Fundraising is sabotaging CTR as we speak...

in 5 minutes? out of her mind.

>planks trying to milk the run
gtfo

WHEN IS MARIOUST

just nutted and now my right ball aches
am I gonna lose it?

Why are his shorts so high?

>please dont donate
GDQ would've beheaded him for jokingly saying this

>>714172264
You already lost

>>714172264
massage it gently with warm oil

>>714172264
Edging too much?
Give it a second round, use this >>714172152

Why is Mark Zuckerberg speedrunning Psychonauts

Second try, nice.

LET'S GO

I think this guy is good

GNARLY

this runner is good

Finally, an S tier run. Didn't think I'd see one this week

>>714168497
>Mario Kart is floaty shit.
are we looking at the same games? CTR looks like the floatiest shit ever

The kikery from Pl*nks is beyond belief

>>714172563
>>714172576
this guy is in a league of his own

this is being such a good banter

Chlods

this run alone got around 2k in donations didn't it

>>714172787
slag

>>714172738
The donation messages aren't all ORB/HOYP which helps

>>714172787
Why do British women look like this? (pejorative)

>>714172787
She's probably gushing like a waterfall watching him hit these skips first try

am I the only one watching psychonauts?

>>714172897
yes

>>714172897
you and the milkman

>>714172897
I'm trying to watch both (it's not working)

>>714172897
just watch both???

>>714172897
Correct.

>>714172787
I think she's really cute..probably won't be in 10 year but still

>>714172738
We is having an good run ating the European being speedrunning event

>>714172936
>>714172952
>>714172956
>>714172971
>>714172979
ive never playted ctr and racing games seem kind of pointless to speed run. Am I missing out?

Kek he is not letting her live down interrupting him so much. He would have been carried out mid-run for doing this in GDQ

>>714173052
Lots of glitches to skip races and the like. Good fun and the runner has that elusive charisma factor

Why isnt the CTR remaster on pc?

>>714173052
The runner is actually good at the game and the commentary is good. That's all one needs.

>>714173052
its good, theres been a bunch of hard to get skips (that look hard to get) that the runner has nailed and some indepth glitching plus banter from audience, host and runner

>>714173164
spaghetti code game

>>714173164
DAY 2203
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2203

>>714173234
Don't forget tech crew making him do some stuff blind, because he couldn't even see the game, but still doing fine.

>>714173164
The PlayStation Nation annexed it

Did he explain why he uses the dinosaur?

>>714173164
because it's remastershit

>>714173364
Luv you man

>>714173439
literally half a minute ago

>responding "yes" to a multiple choice question
Based

>>714172971
fukken zoomers

>>714173439
he literally just did

>>714173439
look at the runners shorts. clearly he bottoms for dingo

ive never played ctr or mario kart, whats the all time rankings for kart racing games?

>>714173086
God, GDQ would have just interrupted constantly to read out anonymous donations saying HOOOOOYP and their gran's dog's uncle cousin twice removed might have cancer maybe but probably not, but they'll be dead in 70 years to something and that's sad.

this nigga in the background is annoying me

>>714173653
Greetings from Germany.

>>714173653
i will remember this post when gdq starts next week and you'll be completely WRONG

>>714173680
what's the matter, can't handle the zest?

>>714173680
Too much of the audience have been trying to go over

>>714173680
ayo y u frontin thou

Is there a Coco Cup?

>>714173653
>>714173086
he's done a CTR any% at during one of the online GDQs. I forgot what the dono reader was like

CTR has been on fire, all skips, all glitches, everything smooth, though tech was fighting against.

You're all watching this marathon with your marathon like this guy, right?

>>714174096
cute

miggy
>>714174074
>>714174074
>>714174074

MANLY MAEVE

>>714174154
WHOSE THAT DUDE