Stream 1:
Now: Kingdom Hearts II
Next: Super Mario Odyssey
Later: Psychonauts
Stream 2:
Now: Multiworld Archipelago Randomizer
Next: Go Go Ackman 3
Later: Crash Team Racing
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
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>>714159335you werent missed.
im not a headbanga and frankly i think its unhealthy
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>>714159340The fact that we only get two viewpoints at a time torpedoes much of the fun. The DS3 guy is the only one talking about his run at the moment. Plus these guys are all pretty low energy in general.
>>714159446Pvlovian behaviour.
>>714159482That UKSG was an experience and a half.
What are you supposed to do when both streams are shit? Is this the time to play video games?
>>714159549UKSG was full of fun and soul last time I watched it. Good marathon.
>>714159662Why didn't the threads last?
>>714159698You're not supposed to ask that.
>>714159652Watch runs you have missed. You have slept, right anon?
>>714159652watch a good run you have missed
>>714159698Nothing for the tourists to be angry about, just speedruns and blokes having fun.
>>714159808Nah mate, you can't play that card, nobody was even discussing the runs.
>>714159698no dedicated shills like GDQ and ESA
>>714159698correct me if I'm wrong but iirc the threads did last.
>>714159698No idea, I was watching the stream, not keeping the thread alive.
>>714159837I'd say a lot of tourists didn't know it was happening. I don't really pay attention to speedrunning outside of GDQ, ESA and in the past NASA. It isn't so much shills as people like me specifically going to /v/ to discuss an event we know is happening, because I don't browse this cesspool regularly anymore
>>714160030dont think so, been participating in UKSG and NSG threads, don't remember either lasting a day recently
>>714160030They did the last two events, and they were discussing the games.
It was NSG that didn't have threads that lasted.
>>714160228https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
>>714160102>>714160106UKSG was the event that ran only over a weekend correct? Those threads did last
>>714160228Nah that's not for a few weeks.
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
>>714160228No. 18th-20th of July
>>714160269Why is there so many speedrun marathons in the summer now? It's like all of June is booked
>>714160326because it's Summer and people have time off work and other shit.
A few years ago we basically had an entire month of solid marathons, which was also the year where we discovered Dogwater right at the end of it.
>>714160287Thanks, but it's too hot for biscuits. I Still have half a water melon in the fridge which I will gorge upon later.
>>714160089Upcoming Events to keep an eye on:
Dogwater - July 18-20 - https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
BSG Annual - August 10-16 - https://oengus.io/marathon/bsg2025/schedule/01
NSG Fall - September 19-21 - https://oengus.io/marathon/NSGFall25
UKSG Blue - September 27-28 - https://oengus.io/marathon/uksgblue25
>>714160489I keep my dark chocolate hob nobs in the fridge lest they become a soupy mess
>>714160519when's the final fantasy relay race?
>>714160519You forgot ASM.
https://www.ausspeedruns.com/ASM2025/schedule
>>714160589>dark chocolate hob nobsHow are those different than digestives?
>>714160697Hobnobs are a very different beast than digestives, they're made of oats and stuff while digestives are a solid biscuit.
>>714160519Does this site not export an ics I can import? I'm not gonna check this every week
Updated Upcoming Marathons:
July 15–20: ASM 2025
July 18–20: Dogwater
August 10–16: BSG Annual
September 19–21: NSG Fall
September 27–28: UKSG Blue
>>714160776what are you on about? There's a big fat export button right there on the page.
>>714160945>July 18–20: DogwaterOh fuck we're so back
>Big Jon couldn't make it
lol
>big jon could not make it
>>714160992I meant for every event, not a specific event
Just a block for a week that says "ESA is on", I don't need the granularity of every run
>BigJon bailing fudged the schedule so the KH2 runners had to shrink their estimate
>>714160945What about BBG, Sep. 19-21?
>>714161331Just put it as a reminder on your Outlook, bro
>>714161228>>714161237Im really sick of that fat fuck applying for these spots and then pulling out last minute
>>714161381ok but next month im not going to come back to this site so i wont pick up any new runs that have been scheduled
>>714161463Put a reminder to check the website in your Outlook too.
I've gotta fuck off, give the 4 way rando a Z from me
All things considered, this KH randomizer isn't bad
They're informative and not annoying
>>714161578maybe I should watch that instead of stream 2
Man, dude sucks fighting nameless king. His attacks are way better telegraphed and dodgeable than the fucking rabies dog from the gravetender.
>>714161578Yeah I ended up jumping since Dank Souls 3 was boring me, the Glaswegian lads are pretty decent at explaining what they're doing.
Can you PLEASE tag your posts with the stream you're watching? Thank you!
- Stream 3
They ran a PS1 version of harry potter? Based.
The RPG Limit Break stuff is boring and I don't care to finish it, but this girl would make an excellent Tina Belcher.
>>714161951I played the 2nd game on PC as a kid, I wasn't even aware back then they were Playstation ports. Thought they were PC exclusives.
>Mario climbs a submarine while dramatic music plays
>>714161874This is gross but I can't look away, how can he fit something that big up there? and how is this even a speedrun?
-Stream 3
>>714162056This music always plays during bowser throws
>>714160945Are these newfangled events actually good
>>714162163First two are good, last three are just more ESA
>wake up rock hard listening to the commentary
Maybe I should stop sleeping with my headphones on and the stream playing.
>>714160945RTA in Japan runs from the 9th of August to the 15th.
>>714161958Depends on the game and runners. There are even some hours long FF runs so entertaining I watched the whole thing without skipping.
>>714162279RTA(iJ) will never be popular here
>>714161373No idea what that is.
>>714162279I was putting together a short list of english speaking marathons. RTA in Japan is interesting, but hard to watch.
How do (You) beat the wolf fight though?
>died to the wolf again
jesus christ MERCY KILL IT PLEASE
>>714162241>getting hard to short hairy scotsInteresting
>>714162241QRD on snake rattle?
>>714162387>no idea what that isBig Bad Game-a-thon, marathon of shitty games. Sometimes very entertaining, Demon Rush run was one of the greatest runs I've seen.
Also no donations, so no interruptions.
>>714162414Hug him and panic roll when he goes overdrive. Alternatively skip it, because it's optional and I don't like it.
>>714162236>last three are more snoozefestI'll check out asm and dogwater then, hopefully they have at least semi active threads too
>>714162628What about that cunt with the shield?
>>714161403I wonder if they add him in, but actually plan for him not showing up at this point.
I know I would. Have a secret alternative schedule, tell the runners ahead of time they're possible backups, just so happen to have a schedule ready to go when BigJon is a no show again.
>>714162697Nuke his ass as much as possible when he gets to half health. Guardbreak works pretty well when the dog starts attacking, since you get iframes for the riposte.
Finish this sentence in five words or less: "Kingdom Hearts is about..."
>Randomizer in stream 1
>Randomizer in stream 2
>>714162834cringe in its purest form.
>>714162834friends and some random shit
>>714162834Sora Donald and Goofy
>>714162015The weird thing about the Harry Potter games is that they weren't just ports, pretty much every version is its own completely different game
>>714162834Autism, autism, and autism.
>>714162962It's kind of similar with a lot of the Lord of the Rings games of that era, for stuff that was throwaway licensed stuff, somebody put an awful lot of effort in.
>>714163091it was a different time...
Did he simply skip the double fight because he got the lord soul from a somewhere else? I was a way for a minute.
only dark souls left now on stream 2? This is such a retarded category
get your predictions up how many tries to kill the demons? My bet is on seven
This is so all-around gay it's giving me an asthma attack.
phase 2 just doing the do
>it's actually the real one
based
>rollslop
Can you say that though?
Rate the Multiworld Archipelago Randomizer
Zelda, Mario, Pokemon and Dark Souls fans confirmed for liking to take turns
>>714163559Pretty sure he's ran at ESA before.
>>714163628C i dont even know
Is the guy on the right about to win 20 minutes early?
>>714163628D cool mod, rough execution
Finally. I'm ready to ACK out!
>>714163628B, bretty interesting for novelty, hope they can try again with working setup
>>714163670I hope and I hope it means early Mario
>>714163628B. It got better when they switched to DS3.
>>714163628D
Interesting idea, but both execution and the tech side of things absolutely butchered it.
>>714163628D
It seemed fun but fundamentally unwatchable.
Maybe there exists a stream setup that would have saved it.
>>714163628F
It should've been cool, but I didn't get it
Also, 2 screen because they couldn't figure out 4? What the fuck, POINTLESS
>>714163628Solid Z, total shitshow
>End of Day 3
>10 hours
Goddamn, I haven't even heard of End of Day 1 or 2. What is that?
>>714163628>two screens showed out of 4>30+ minute intermission of tech crew fucking up>DS3 player playing like absolute shityeah that's a Z
>>714163901Baron Corbin's theme I believe
>>714163930yeah that's a Z
anon I...
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>>714164046It's ok, the current script uses chatGPT to parse out the poster's intended rating
The guy in the right is tryharding so hard.
>>714164128I don't believe you
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>>714164172Of course he does, he is /ourguy/ after all
why is they having so much trouble with sephyrot I can beat him no damage just use reflector
Filtered at the finish line, rumao
Oh look, another speed running general thread that is up all year long.
Rate Kingdom Hearts 2 race
>>714164443Since you seem so knowledgeable, what speedrun event is live all year long? Genuinely curious, this will be over in a few days.
>>714164512B
I enjoyed it. Not a bad rando race.
>>714163901It was PC98 exclusive, never got translated.
>>714164512C
I don't care for KH2, but the ending was good
>>714164512B
Don't care for KH, love Scottish gentlemen shooting shit at each other.
Bing bing wahoo coming up
>>714164732And I'm so fucking excited
Whats the category?
>>714164512A, because we can watch Goofy die
>>714164787any% 4 way race...
I can't believe Goofy is fucking dead.
This is the most autistic thing I've ever seen.
>They'll pay for this.
K I N O
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Almost as bad as that shitty webcomic that tried to merge Spawn and 40k and other shit in with shit like Nightmare Before Christmas and Powerpuff Girls.
You might think this scene of Goofy dying is a big nothingburger but it will be important in Kingdom Hearts XII where it is revealed that during that moment he was split into a Heartless and Nobody Goofy
Why does everybody look like Trunks
>could have shown plum
>instead they chose this
would you play with Natalie's Nintendos?
>All the shirts are purple
actual real woman on stream 2
>>714164979How old is Nomura? Will he even be able to finish one more Kingdom Hearts? I don't see him pumping out many more, and without him KH won't be the same.
>>714164979oh shit I never made the connection Foxgoy is Goofy's nobody
>>714165129>about to machine wash my tshirt>it's already purple
>>714165129Based physical chad.
>>714165201now I realise his previous run was carried by the couch
>game is literally called ack man
>cis female host
???
nintendo nat and tiny tim, while similar in their alliteration, both seem to serve the same function of 'i don't know this lad but he needs a hand, so i'll help him out'
kinda like how SpikeVegeta is sometimes randomly inserted into runs for shilling purposes, but in this case it's for good
>>714165172>Foxgoygot a mild kek out of me
Took a shit. Anything noteworthy in the last 4 hours?
>>714165101Sure she looks pretty gay.
>>714165307heh, caught you fapping anon
>>714165489>4 hoursBro you need some fibre.
>>714165531This is me at night in your bedroom anon
>>714165521L O N D O N
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>>714165580crabs are the worst
choke? no, we call that Go Ack
>>714165606No, it's ACKman. He's pretty radical.
>>714165869Looks like Trunks to me.
>>714165872Our lad always wears the best shirts.
>>714165531>>714165872For once the lurkers will be revealed with this camera angle
I hope Tim feels less shit soon, conflu sucks balls.
>>714165930created by toriyama
>>714165930Every dragonball/toriyama character looks the same
is it race day today then?
>>714166054its stream 2 day
>>714166073B for kusogeslop
>pre-emptive johns
it's gonna suck isn't it
GIWTWM
>>714166073Comfortably a B
Oh, the wahoo run is a coop race. Might be actually fun to watch. 4 way split screen is so small.
>>714166073C+
>>714165101Only from the back, reacharound style. Not a big fan of jawless people.
>>714166073Can't
my Internet has decided to ACK itself off for this one run's duration
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>>714166029They all look cool as hell though
>>714166073B
theres 4 people and 3 of their mics are off
what are they looking at, 30 grand at the end of this? not too bad I suppose
>>714166091You were saying?
>4 way race
>2 screens
SHOUTOUT TO THE TECH CREW
>>714166341use your eyes anon
>>714166203not bad from the 100k they used to get
>>714166341its a 2v2 they swap controller
>>714166341but enough about the trainwreck 4 game randomizer
>>714165139Thanks for the warning
Will avoid
It's my birthday! Yay! Yay!
Im getting blasted on scrumpy for the rest of the day
What they have actually fucked up on Stream 1 is cutting off the far left and right runner stuff.
>>714166384with all the departures and absence? yeah
>>714166564Happy birthday anon!
>>714166564Happy birthday, anone
>>714166604When you consider they were bleeding sponsors and stuff even before last year, it's not terrible, but they've definitely taken a significant hit.
>>714166564cheers big man
stream 2 once again displaying its superiority
>>714166564Happy birthday!
>>714165181>>714165129i hope you retards stub your toes hard enough to break a nail
there's too many people in stream 2, i'm nervous
>another race
how do they always find a way to make these runs unappealing?
whats the bit? have a crowd?
>>714166914what happened to my photo?
>>714166925stream 2 has more people than stream 1
>>714166735nobody's debating that anon
>>714166914Stream 2 runner has some good energy
>>714166925Wait for them to start going on about the Playstation Nation.
>>714166564>day drinking watching ESAI'm jealous
>CTR Run
Finally some good fucking games
>>714166564Happy birthday, at least yours is during ESA and not GDQ.
Any good runs in last 12 hours?
his friends are all on their phone
>>714166564Happy bday anon, have a good one!
>>714167225Coco time!
>>714167303Streets of Rage
>>714167303Was Mario Kart Wii within that time frame?
>>714167376Noted.
>>714167394I didn't see it so probably. Thanks.
>>714167376Fuck, I missed it. Gotta look at the archives. 1 or 2, I assume?
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Heart stopped there lol
shoutouts to the tech crew!
>>714167110Living a life.
I wish so hard I could afford to be a NEET...
Stream 2 is lit now for sure, good time
>>714164535It's not anyone one event. One autism running event will end, and right away another will start up.
The threads about them never stop, they are up all year long.
>the runners are the doners
grim
mang CTR is such a great game
can't wait for wet nut jumps on stream 1 though
>>714167729>oh no threads about gamesdon't you have a steam chart thread to post in
>we
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>714167729>they are up all year longi wish
>>714167725Smaller events (even if they're a part of a bigger one) are always more fun.
That's how I started watching ESA (as opposed to the GDQ) in the first place.
>714167729
The last significant event was a two day one a month or so ago, it's not all the fucking time.
hypnoshark? Is it because when he floats on his back his nose makes people think theres a shark in the water?
>>714167362He looks like he's having a good time.
>>714167826I'm helping! :D
We're part of a team! :DD
>>714167867Then BSG then Dogwater
odyssey is absolutely soulless
Thought that was a zesty nigga wearing skirt for a sec
>>714167989that neck is thicker than me
Goddamn the glitch tech for CTR is complex..
I'm tired of pretending and now am ready to accept that CTR was never good and was just a way for Playstation owners to cope with not having a Mario Kart.
Zero trannies on the Mario stream as usual
>I beat a boss by hitting a fruit
you cant say that
CTR a bit drier than I thought it would be
what the fuck, how do you discover this
I think Nitro Kart is better than Crash Team Racing.
>>714168114It shits on mario kart, are you saying there's a better kart racer than CTR?
>>714168159Autism is a pathway to skips some people consider to be unnatural
>>714168204yes. Wacky Race on the Dreamcast
Ah yes
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>Big Breakfast
Man I miss watching that back in the day.
>>714168204genuine question. What makes CTR better than mario kart? They look like basically the exact same thing
>>714167989He has main character syndrome
Is this entire stream 2 crowd the runner's personal crew?
>>714168429To me it has always been about how the karts behave and have weight, in which Mario Kart is floaty shit.
>>714168429better shortucts, better items, better turbo boost system, better tracks
>mario coin sound in ctr
How did naughty dog get away with this?
>>714168429More skill-based, less RNG and rubberbanding
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>>714168461The UK crowd and EU crowd don't mingle anymore
>>714168461Playstation nation or somesuch, I'm sure they will shout themselves out in due time.
>>714168287I don't like randomizer runs- they're bloated, rough and their estimates get everywhere
>>714168204Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed
Is that a Spanish accent or speech impediment?
Mario wants you to come back to Stream 1. He knows you're not watching. Crash is fucking dead. Also buy a Switch 2.
just noticed the ctr guy is wearing tiny lilac shorts
what a poofter
this is officially the gayest thing I've ever seen and I have seen new zealandic gay porn
>>714168679I've seen a security hologram of Celina... playing Super Metroid
>>714168839Sorry I'm an Xbot so I'm watching the Halo Wars run on Stream 3
>>714168839I bought a Chinkoid Pocket 5 just to emulate DS/3DS/Switch with that 2nd screen addon, choke on deez nuts
it's too hot to watch speedruns
can someone id the girl in the blue shirt in stream 2
>>714168607The UK runners mog everyone else
>easy to listen to>actually know how to play the games>don't play 20 gorillion hour long Jrpgs in a speedrun setting
>>714168919fuck, I concede
>>714169036https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfG8kboiaNQ
Enjoying this CTR run a lot, this game never fails to deliver.
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>>714169072>The English runners mog everyone elseFTFY
all the Scotts at the event run RPGs and are Scotts
>>714168429>genuine question. What makes CTR better than mario kart?Contrarianism
>>714168992It just started raining here, shit's practically orgasmic.
>>714169072Didn't Hagrid play Justice yesterday?
>>714169256>all the Scotts at the event run RPGTinyTim would like to have a word with you.
>>714168992Air conditioner status?
>>714169256I'd take 500 hours of Scots running a game vs these frenchoids running Jrpgs Jesus fuck man
>>714169256TinyTim alone mogs all English runners.
>>714169365Dizzy is a proto-RPG
>>714169384>Air conditioner status?Cultural/Historical blindspot
>>714167989the autism is kind of endearing
>>714169242>never fails to deliverNeither do you Cocoanon
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>>714167989Is Gorgloth sitting next to an actual woman or not, I cant tell
>>714167943Luv UKSG.
I even tried GSPS, but my Polish is rather rusty.
So is this Pig the best racer in the game?
>>714169430based and true
>>714169735yes
Dingo & Tiny are speed characters and are most optimal
>>714168992>92>hot>summer
>>714169735Pig? Thats a half dingo half crocodile
>>714169879numerical plea
>>714169880eh, like your mom
>>714169879>92Why are you nearly at the boiling point of water? How are you not dead?
>>714169735>mentions of 'dingo' in the run at least once every 5 minutes>pig
I'm back
which stream are we watching?
>>714170064No, shes all bushpig
STREAM 1 IS SABOTAGING THE CTR RUN
>Tech fucking up AGAIN
Soul, I guess...
What is going on. Shoutouts to the tech crew (if they even exist)?
Uma hmm
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On the fly harder difficulty for CTR runner
>>714170231it's just 1 guy I guess
>>714170186B for bing bing wahoo
When was the last time there was a good race at one of these events?
>>714170186B. It was well played, just kinda dry, and the commentary being on the player in 2nd place was jarring.
Odyssey's ending with Mario being turned down still feels jarring to me
>>714170313One going right now
>>714170334thank
may kfc bless you
>>714170186Too busy watching CTR/10
>>714170313The last gdq there was a mario one that was fun
>>714170398stop posting this ghoul when its not her event
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>>714170313The Halo one earlier this ESA was very close
>You want to go fast and you're not even playing Coco?
Yeah, I definitely go faster while playing Coco.
>chad runner understands commentary comes first
god I love ESA
>>714170313The Mario Galaxy race that ended in gay sex.
crash bandicoot does not have an appealing roster of characters to support a spinoff game
>>714170434That's the one that had technology pulling it together, right? Agreed that was great.
>>714170398Chubby Zelda <3
>>714170502Funny you say that because he's like the first runner of the event to actually notice that. Like 90 percent fo the runners so far have been complete charisma vampires
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>>714170563no it doesn't
what kind of white trash kid looks at this and says "I'd rather play as this than mario or donkey kong"
>>714170538niether did mario that's why you have every nintendo character in it
>>714170528The anons joking about the loser being bottom or gets eaten and other stuff still kills me thinking about it to this day.
>>714170674Ah, this is the first run i've actually sat down to watch. I shouldn't be surprised really
>>714170570god I wish she would cosplay next week
>>714170674that's why his room is filled
wait
why is there a man wearing a tiny top, midriff all visible in stream 2??
>>714170747Their other race against human Donkey Kong and some dude who lost a bet was good too
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>>714170812whoa.... what a cool character
>>714170941Unironically 100% cool
Remember when runners used to come and post in these threads after their runs at these events
>>714170395Would ram her doggy style while she eats ice cream without a spoon.
>>714170991>no visible tattoos in one (1) random photoShe's already well above average, let's be real.
>>714170969Been following her all around the venue.
She smells like roses.
>>714171024Yato usually makes an appearance by now...
>>714170747Eidgod was definitely bottoming that night.
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>>714170969>not obese>automatically a 9 in America
go on then
show us ya minge
>>714170684>well adjusted, charismatic, fun playstation game runners >vs some seething nintendo incel on /v/damn you're really making your case here
>>714171170>nobody:>literally no one:>not a single soul:>not even thanos:>anon: AMERICANSrent free: the post
>>714171242>well adjusted>runners
>>714167425I recognize those booba
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cute
>>71416798980s thrash rock vibes
>>714170991She's attractive, but I wouldn't ever touch anyone at a speedrun marathon event
>>714171324is that a dog collar...
>>714171324She cute, and more attractive because I know I could get with her if I was there.
>brags about his blind racing while the video feed is out
Yeah this is based
>>714171296Euro marathons tend to favor runners that are functional human beings with day jobs, rather than the terminally online streamers that stuff like GDQ goes for.
>>714171437No, it's way too thin.
>>714171437Black belt in blowjobbing
>>714171540Scots seeing technology for the first time
i can't control my horny level when female on stream
>>714171540Asterix & Obelix
Nothing sounds more unnatural than an englishman that says bro and dude
>>714171639just needs the hats
>>714171639Does that mean Tim is Getafix? or is he Dogmatix?
>I'm a full-time streamer from Germany, mostly playing Elden Ring and other From Soft games at the moment!
>>714171646that makeup just makes it look like she has a beard
>I missed most of the Crash Team Racing run
>>714171646how long until she gets prize mommy'd?
>>714171729Pushed to the front marketing to simps, or raped?
>>714171765You can't trick me away from CTRkino that easily.
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Is that mike zuckerberg?
>This fucking Bitch is begging to read donations
Woah he didn't have to call them out like that
Why did they suddenly decide to do runs that are actually interesting to watch today as opposed to yesterday's boring ass rpg runs
>>714171831OH MY GOD THAT STRAT WAS CRAZY
>>714171591Wouldn't surprise me, she has the looks of someone who loves to give rough throatfucks
>>714171892Don't speak too soon we've still got part 2 of the metaphor run today
>>714171831Ahem - Coco's cocos.
But i'll agree the run is pretty fun.
>i'll let you get back to cooking
you can't say that to a woman!!!
One must imagine chlods happy.
Chlodsbros... Puppery has taken the crown for cutest at the venue.
>>714171970I probably don't want to know, but are the runners French? God help us
>>714171831ok lads can someone recommend me a good coco koikatsu card?
>>714172038Why not both? And the other cuties, too.
For friends still seeing ads with ublock origin try the userscript from twitch ad solutions GitHub, it's been working fine for me.
Fundraising is sabotaging CTR as we speak...
in 5 minutes? out of her mind.
>planks trying to milk the run
gtfo
guys
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WHEN IS MARIOUST
just nutted and now my right ball aches
am I gonna lose it?
Why are his shorts so high?
>please dont donate
GDQ would've beheaded him for jokingly saying this
>>714172264You already lost
>>714172264massage it gently with warm oil
>>714172264Edging too much?
Give it a second round, use this
>>714172152
Why is Mark Zuckerberg speedrunning Psychonauts
Finally, an S tier run. Didn't think I'd see one this week
>>714168497>Mario Kart is floaty shit.are we looking at the same games? CTR looks like the floatiest shit ever
The kikery from Pl*nks is beyond belief
ctr
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>>714172563>>714172576this guy is in a league of his own
happy
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this is being such a good banter
this run alone got around 2k in donations didn't it
>>714172738The donation messages aren't all ORB/HOYP which helps
>>714172787Why do British women look like this? (pejorative)
>>714172787She's probably gushing like a waterfall watching him hit these skips first try
am I the only one watching psychonauts?
>>714172897you and the milkman
>>714172897I'm trying to watch both (it's not working)
>>714172897just watch both???
>>714172787I think she's really cute..probably won't be in 10 year but still
>>714172738We is having an good run ating the European being speedrunning event
>>714172936>>714172952>>714172956>>714172971>>714172979ive never playted ctr and racing games seem kind of pointless to speed run. Am I missing out?
Kek he is not letting her live down interrupting him so much. He would have been carried out mid-run for doing this in GDQ
>>714173052Lots of glitches to skip races and the like. Good fun and the runner has that elusive charisma factor
Why isnt the CTR remaster on pc?
>>714173052The runner is actually good at the game and the commentary is good. That's all one needs.
>>714173052its good, theres been a bunch of hard to get skips (that look hard to get) that the runner has nailed and some indepth glitching plus banter from audience, host and runner
>>714173164spaghetti code game
>>714173164DAY 2203
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 2203
>>714173234Don't forget tech crew making him do some stuff blind, because he couldn't even see the game, but still doing fine.
>>714173164The PlayStation Nation annexed it
Did he explain why he uses the dinosaur?
>>714173164because it's remastershit
>>714173439literally half a minute ago
>responding "yes" to a multiple choice question
Based
>>714172971fukken zoomers
>>714173439he literally just did
>>714173439look at the runners shorts. clearly he bottoms for dingo
ive never played ctr or mario kart, whats the all time rankings for kart racing games?
>>714173086God, GDQ would have just interrupted constantly to read out anonymous donations saying HOOOOOYP and their gran's dog's uncle cousin twice removed might have cancer maybe but probably not, but they'll be dead in 70 years to something and that's sad.
this nigga in the background is annoying me
>>714173653Greetings from Germany.
>>714173653i will remember this post when gdq starts next week and you'll be completely WRONG
>>714173680what's the matter, can't handle the zest?
>>714173680Too much of the audience have been trying to go over
>>714173680ayo y u frontin thou
>>714173653>>714173086he's done a CTR any% at during one of the online GDQs. I forgot what the dono reader was like
CTR has been on fire, all skips, all glitches, everything smooth, though tech was fighting against.
You're all watching this marathon with your marathon like this guy, right?
>>714174154WHOSE THAT DUDE