Thread 714236175

>Villain does acts of minor inconvenience
What's next? A guy who slams doors on people?

>>714236603
>minor inconvenience
>slamming a woman into a train track

>>714236175 (OP)
Who slams harder, this dude or Charles Barkley?

>>714236659
It was an accident

>>714236793
fair

I never played Persona 5 X but the subway slammer story premise is so fucking funny

>>714237068
he's an icon

>>714236175 (OP)
>>714236928
Is there a SINGLE videogame character who could withstand his slam and live to tell the tale?

>>714237758
>seethed about women so hard he gained the ability to do this

Is le Slammer Man a better first antagonist than Le Rapist?

>>714237132
>the only time sukuna or jjk is used for something it's about "aura"
LMAOOOO

>>714237946
absolutely

Okay I keep seeing this guy, what did he actually do?

>>714238201
He slams women.

>>714238201
>hates women so much he destroyed his life over it and blames women for it and assaults them in the subway

>>714238201
slams into random women on the subway and then disappears with his misogyny superpower

>>714238201
evil women destroyed his life so he became the slammer to punish them

>tackles women on the subway
I...
I-I...
M-My knees...

>>714236175 (OP)
>lost in the sport he played "professionally" to a little girl
>nobody but him cared
>seethed so hard he lost his fucking mind
He's the Cosmo of his time. What a massive fucking loser, lmao

>>714238201
Baseball player in the minor leagues hoping to go pro, has a huge ego, alrrady hates women. During a PR event, a girl manages to do a good home run in a casual baseball match, and no one cares, it was cute and good PR for him playing with kids. He instead SEETHES about the kid upstaging him, and hates women harder, and makes an ass of himself in public, ruining his own PR and chances at the job. Later he tries to rape an escort and is seen trying to force her to go to a hotel with him, and it makes the news, losing his other job, and blames women. His career is in shambles, HE CAN'T BELIEVE WOMEN DID THIS. So he shoves them.

FOOD. CRITIC

alright im sold
installing this game right now, what even is it? a gacha? how does a gacha RPG work? I have never played a gacha before

>>714238338
>slam women into the ground
twd

>>714238338
Christ that's some serious lift off of that slam. How did he pull that off and get not have like 50 witnesses when he's also a celebrity apparently.

Fuck if Michael Jordan uppercutted me into a ceiling fan in a gym I'm pretty sure people would notice.

Beast.

>>714238727
He gets caught by the police, and claims "it was an accident" every time. 11/10 writing.

>>714238727
The shadows are causing public apathy problem which lets these villains do as they please.

>>714238338
I've been laughing for a good solid five minutes watching this shit, its just so comical.
How the guy is practically sprinting, pushing men out of his way to reach the girls, how the one takes the slam for her friend, the sheer lift of the slam sending her right over the railing, this is peak.

>>714238904
he's incredible

>>714236175 (OP)
Start doing this

>>714238338
Damn I thought that red haired fag was one of the girls

>>714238338
>police officer grabs the girl
>let's the guy just walk away

>>714236175 (OP)
I was thinking of making this exact thread.

>>714239259
How do you catch someone who can just do this >>714237758.

seeing these shitposts about this guy are making me want to pick it up even though i know for a fact that 5 is the worst persona and 4 is the best persona
i guess i can give it a go until the demake comes out but i am busy playing my switch 2 at the moment so i'll have to do it next week and finish before DK comes out

>>714238887
>>714238865
That is... about the level of writing I'd expect from Persona 5 the Gacha honestly.

So if you don't change his heart in time does he like slam you into an incoming subway train or something? Aren't all of these targets meant to be untouchables who can't get their just deserts via the normal channels of justice anyway?

>>714238074
>assaulting people
he hasn't assaulted any people, only women

>>714239386
He will slam into a woman and her baby down a flight of stairs if you don't stop him and they die.

>>714239534
good

>>714239534
Okay but how does that effect you, the protagonist? Does he frame you for it?

anyone playing on bluestacks?

>>714239372
>5 is the worst persona and 4 is the best persona
If you mean character-wise, 5X easily beats 5, cool friend not-Chie alone mogs the 5 cast.

>>714239658
It doesn't, but the cast is trying to fight against this shadow apathy and stopping those who would abuse it.

>>714239798
why?

>>714238610
Why would you rape an escort? Can you just pay them?

>>714239682
Why the fuck would you when it's literally on Steam?

>>714237758
H-Hayai!

>>714239372
You're retarded so probably you would enjoy this kind of shit.

>>714240071
region lock

>>714236928
This feat becomes less impressive when you remember it's Bejita and that most characters he's interacted with not named Nappa have done something like this to him at one point or other

>>714239863
Generally, human beings dislike when other people do bad things.

>>714238338
Shibuya has some real retarded cops huh

>>714239372
based

>>714240069
He lost his old job, so maybe he thought he'd take a freebie.

>>714239386
He slams a baby and the baby dies.
>>714239658
Well you would feel bad.

>gachashit
Nope, I already forced myself through 5, persona died with 4 on the ps2.

>>714236175 (OP)
P5X Director is a Police officer so he hate the Subway Slammer

>>714239259
it wasn't on purpose, it wasn't his fault.

>>714240306
>He slams a baby and the baby dies.
women do that all the time and you don't have a problem with it

>>714238338
To be fair this looks like the guy is just punishing the glasses girl for ramming into the short haired girl.

>>714240349
this fag sounds like a huge retard
no wonder he was a cop

>>714240201
People do bad things all the time, why should I care about this star athlete in particular?

>>714240369
The Baby Buster will be act 3's villain.

>>714239716
She will never mog anyone as the entire basis of that game revolves around gacha shit ie. letting devs milk you for all you are worth.
So any good traits she may posses are null as she was designed by some suit to be as emotionally manipulative as possible to the player.

>>714240349
Can someone translate this for me?

>>714240457
He's a repeat offender in your neighborhood and tried to kill multiple people.

>>714240648
Was it necessary to give the loli such a fat ass? Goddamn

Lufel has an annoying voice.

>>714240676
>tried to kill multiple people.
no he didn't

>>714240703
i disagree

>>714238850
Lol @ Cyphre ending

>>714240715
He bashed a child onto subway tracks. Yes he did.

>>714236175 (OP)
>Persona
>Intelligently written and not slop for teens

>>714236928
>>714236175 (OP)
>this made the Chinese piss and shit their pants in anger
Why?

>>714238074
I Did Kamoshida actually blame society for his bullshit? Aren't the base game villains a bunch of one-dimensional, irredeemable narcisists? It's the Strikers villains that get freudian excuses.

>>714240648
why is it that every time someone posts a screenshot the chat always has some crazy name at the bottom

>>714240903
the chat is basically zoomer brainrot 24/7

>>714240069
she was a hostess iirc

>>714240513
They weren't really villains, only antagonists, and only because the Wise One purposefully kept the people of Vale in the dark about what it meant for Alchemy to remain sealed, from the perspective of Prox Saturos, Menardi, Karst and Agatio were all the heroes ehile Isaac and co. were the villains, tough in the end the true overarching villain of the series is Alex/Arcanus.

>>714240903
>Games increasingly limit interactions you can have with other people
>This game just has a word filter and prevents you from messaging at all if you're under 18
>The result
Freedom is a precarious thing to protect.

>>714240349
He sound like a fag

>>714237758
H-he’s fast…

>>714241150
ah that explains it
fans writing for the series they're fans of NEVER works out

I laughed so hard when I first saw this.

>>714240703
take it back, my nigga lufel has aura

>>714241390
Shut the FUCK up already

>>714240703
maybe it's just lack of overexposure but so far i like it more than mona's

>>714240153
nvm the SEA client lets you play it from any country in the world
thanks indawg bros

>>714241434
nah he's right
lufel is a real one

>>714240349
>Writter
>Fuck the Police
>Meanwhile this is your director
No wonder he got fired LMAO

>>714241631
Got us Hasegawa I can't fault him too hard.

d0es the lufel = lucifer theory hold water?

>>714241731
yeah it's pretty blatant
what it actually means is up in the air

>>714241631
japan has some of the most retarded police in the world

>>714241731
Yes, it's the most likely outcome.

>press tab into logout
>game plays the intro theme
>except if you alt tab the game mutes itself
what the fuck were they thinking i want to listen before i close the game

>>714241702
wait a minute was he a stand-in character

I wonder if most "accidents" like people being shoved in front of an oncoming subway train are really just straight up murder.

>>714241631
here's a story about the japanese police

>old man comes out of a store holding his wallet
>a woman tries to grab his wallet
>old man holds on to his wallet
>woman screams "help he's trying to steal from me"
>cops show up
>put the old man in cuffs, slam him to the ground, sit on him
>after a while the old man passes out, throws up
>stops breathing
>they keep sitting on him, don't call for an ambulance
>an hour later some older cops show up
>"uuuhh maybe we should call an ambulance"
>ambulance shows up
>old man is dead
>at no point did they even try to check the wallet, which would have shown that it was his
>it didn't bother them that the woman had run away without "her wallet"
>later
>they never caught the woman, obviously, despite having surveillance cameras and multiple witnesses
>to make up for killing him, the police force offered the old man's family 2000 yen

>>714243127
Source?

>>714236175 (OP)
>>714237758
>>714238995
I thought he looked familiar

>>714243127
>put the old man in cuffs, slam him to the ground, sit on him
>stops breathing
Damn, the western adaptation sucked.

>>714243127
japanese police are basically like children

>>714243502
>>714243127
*ARREST YOU*
No more Mr. Slammer, you hear? Only spinoff now

>>714243730
it's insane that he wrote a cool adult cop phantom thief
the sheer audacity

>>714243127
Source? Not that I think it's improbable, but people just make shit up here all the time.

>>714237758
why did they give him so much aura here? this fella is cooler than any gay anime villain of the past 30 years. sephiroth looks like a total faggot compared to this power level

>>714243320
kek

>>714236928
personafags have their first new meme in 8 years

>>714236603
The next two villains are a liveblogger who scams free food out of restaurants and an Indian call centre scammer.

>>714241631
>>714244201
>>714244040
>>714236175 (OP)
Why does he look like the Subway Slammer too?

>>714243127
>2000 yen
there's no fucking way this is true, right? that's like 10 fucking dollars

You will never be as good at shoulder checking as he is

>>714244640
She gets a 5 star alt

>>714238338
Can I sex the short hair girl? She is my type

>>714245316
yeah

>>714239259
That's not a cop, that's train station staff, who's just trying to stop a second girl from getting onto the tracks.

>>714240457
He's already slammed one cute girl who's interested in the MC and ruined her chances to ever play professionally, he's gunning for another cute girl who you become friends with who herself was long time friends with the previous slammed girl, and if you don't intervene, he's going to slam and kill a baby.

>>714245316
You could already sex in the pase game, of course the gacha allows it.

>>714245095
He serves as the ideal the rest of us must strive for.

Why is lufel an owl AND a cow? Tell me it's a cowl pun, please.

>>714245543
>himecut is a navigator
I ree

>>714245543
Damn, that poor man looks in desperate need of help from the SLAMMER

>>714245673
She has an alt that is a combat member.

>>714245671
rob roy was a cattleman and cattle rustler

Why is fast travel in this game so bad?
>try to go harvest the plants
>Wonder teleports to Zoshigaya entrance instead
>try to go to the Untouchable
>wonder refuses to move at all
And don’t even get me started on teleporting between save rooms with a controller.

>>714245881
Navigating menus with controller is fucking broken, why do I move by 2 spaces, but only in some menus, sometimes?

>>714245881
Controller sucks in this game apparently. Hitting the map icon (the actual map icon that has a list of the locations, not the minimap) and teleporting that way tends to place me directly in front of whatever it is I'm trying to do, too bad it only has so many options.

>>714238201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butsukari_otoko

>>714237132
>the writing of eren

>>714246372
Yeah I understand Japanese society is different but why would you risk doing this when the woman could just call you a molester?

>>714245234
HOLY KINO

>>714245543
I want to Breed all of them

>>714246598
lol lmao
it's cute you think japanese authorities give a shit about molesting or the women who might complain about it
japan's relatively low crime statistics aren't the result of low crime, they're the result of organized crime actually holding significant power in every day society and a social climate of generalized omerta and apathy.

>>714246372
>butsukari otoko' are mainly classified into the following 5 patterns.

>Following type – He follows and bumps into a woman that he targeted.

>Pick-a-fight type – When she turns around, he stands firm with his feet set apart.

>My-own-way type – He ignores the flow of people.

>Attacking type – He does things like sticking his leg out.

>Slugger type – He socks unsuspecting women in the eye.

LMAO

>>714240550
>So any good traits she may posses are null as she was designed by some suit to be as emotionally manipulative as possible to the player.
This is some backward ass logic. The devs intended to make a likeable character, so... it doesn't count when they make the character likeable? And even then, the playable characters all have more depth than any other nusona character, so it's not like they're just designed to be one note protagonist worshippers either.

>>714238338
>It wasn't on purpose
How the fuck do you even counter this iron-clad defense?

>>714246913
SLUGGER STYLE

>>714246372
>yakuza random encounters are real

>>714246937
It's a character designed to hook whales and pigs, as opposed to something that came out of someone's artistic vision

>>714236603
A villain who presses the elevator button on purpose when you're about to get on

>>714246772
>japan's relatively low crime statistics aren't the result of low crime, they're the result of organized crime actually holding significant power in every day society and a social climate of generalized omerta and apathy.
It's a mixture of both. Butsukari is notable specifically because this sort of niggerish behaviour is unheard of, partially because of what you mention with organized crime. Yakuza have a vested interest in people not causing a ruckus, because that's bad for everyone involved. So there's a lot of crime going on, mostly organised, but a lot of it goes unreported not because people don't care, but because it's kept specifically out of sight and out of mind of the average taro-san.

>>714247128
And yet that gives us characters that are cohesive, deep, and appealing. The way they got there doesn't matter. What matters is that these are the best characters the series has had in ages.
>but designed by committee stuff is bad
It's bad because it results in characters that are schizophrenic designs, all surface level, and ultimately unappealing to people beyond maybe a passing glance and saying "yeah, that's okay I guess". These characters are all designed to appeal in a natural way - By being good damn characters, first and foremost.

hag sexo

>>714247530
at least those are rerolls. try sticking with an account, hitting your first banner pity, and landing the fucking cat after you're too deep in to reset. That's torture.

>>714246956
>try to break his alibi
>fail
>drop to my knees
>his manly aura is oppressive

>>714247293
>These characters are all designed to appeal in a natural way - By being good damn characters, first and foremost
lol

>>714247679
Lufel is the best mascot in the series.
Motoha and Shun both effortlessly clear any other party member.

>no tarot mechanics at all
huh

>>714247325
>canonically married and not interested in cheating
why

>>714247767
Because it's extremely based. Wonder might be a haremchad, but even he's not strong enough to break the divine bond between a de-slutted gyaru and her nerd husband.

>control f aura
>see the number of results
petition to have all zoomers permanantly removed from 4chan. i can only handle so much cringe

>>714247767
>not interested in cheating
basedo writers

>>714247846
frfr no cap

>>714245881
because the game is designed for mobile touch screen controls first

>>714247743
It's a dumb down version of P5 for phone, they have tarot cards but it act like genshin RNG stats artifact

>>714247743
>no tarot cards, even though it has been a HUGE thing for the velvet room
>the attendant doesn't have gold eyes and doesn't have much respect for the MC
>Igor breaks his rule about being only an observer real quick and 'suggest' what to do in the real world
two things i can think of
1: you're not a 'real' visiter of the velvet room and this is all a trick for you to kill off jokers group (remember you have a dream about executing joker)
2: the company who made the gacha fucked up and don't give a shit about constancy in the law

>>714236175 (OP)
Timothy Dalton if he animu

>>714247293
lmao, whatever you say piggy

>>714247983
Not sure why you think this explains anything, anon. The game released on PC at the same time as on the phones, and gamepad controls are officially supported by it since day one. Why does it being on mobile make it okay to half-ass one of the control schemes?

>>714248250
Oink

>>714248143
>2: the company who made the gacha fucked up and don't give a shit about constancy in the law
The game is supervised by Atlus, and the story was written by Atlus as well

>>714248250
>He's mad because persona has had such a long drought of good characters that he can't fathom that a gacha of all fucking things will be the thing to save the series' character writing
Lmao, when P5X offline complete edition comes out in ~5 years you'll be sucking off these characters so hard.

>>714248143
Attendant not having yellow eyes is already a huge flag that there's a big twist planned.

>>714238338
>fucking full speed rugby charge
>whoops it wasn't on purpose bro :^)

>>714236175 (OP)
actual incel here
this is fucking gross

>>714248143
>2: the company who made the gacha fucked up and don't give a shit about constancy in the law
The real reason is Japanese games and consoles used to be banned in China and Korea, so Atlus had to go through Chinese studio and publisher to release P5X in those countries

>>714240748
It wasn't on purpose. It wasn't his fault.

>>714248341
Man, this place sure has become Downtown Toolsville.

>Implying an Offline Versions gonna come from the lazy fucks who can't even release the other smartphone ports of SMT 1/2/if Outside of Japan outside of SMT1 on iOS 10 fucking years ago.

Gotchafags gonna keep getting got.

>>714238338
DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN
WHEN YOU PUSH HER AROUND
DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW
AS SHE FALLS TO THE GROUND
WELL I TELL YOU MY FRIEND
ONE DAY THIS WORLD'S GOING TO END
AS YOUR LIES CRUMBLE DOWN
A NEW LIFE SHE HAS FOUND

>Fatlus making gacha to make the weebs feel like they are more japanese
Whoah imagine my shock

>>714245543
where's the wheelchair girl?

>>714249301
>wanting to date a cripple
that MC knows better.

>>714236175 (OP)
I don't really like P5's aesthetic. I would preferred if they used P4 or P2's instead.

>>714248341
Going by wordcount alone you are the only one mad in this interaction.
Gacha shit will never be the same as regular games.
It's like if some 50 year old Chinese gambler told you about some pachinko machine that has a really cool story and compelling characters. It's asinine and absurd.

if i liked metaphor refantasio will i like persona

persona 6 cutscene just leaked

>>714238338
lmao what

>>714249552
They really did go the american college route, huh

>>714249552
Are those the shadows

>>714238338
Look at fucking Japanese Urien over there.
>CRUSH

>>714249503
You have to beat all the SMT games first or you can't play any Persona. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

>>714249452
>calmly explain in detail why the characters are good
>UHM U MAD LOL TEXTWALL XD
you illiterate zoomers really have been a travesty upon the internet.

How do people play real games on their phones? I can't get out of this boomer mindset that phones are at most for casual shit like candy crush. It's as unthinkable for me as watching movies and TV shows on a phone, even though apparently many do that as well.

>>714249301
she wasn't released yet when that valentines event came out, but idk if her sl has a romance.

>>714249842
I'm playing it on steam deck

Is it really the japs doing all the bodychecking?

>>714244040
Believable motivation; same reason Kira > Dio

>>714249842
The majority of zoomers and alpha do not own a dedicated gaming PC or even a desktop in general, it's mainly their phone + console + tablet
some even write entire essays on their phone because it's faster since they hunt and peck on an actual keyboard
they game on their phones because that's the thing they are comfortable with that's it

>>714249993
What are you talking about?

>>714249842
A lot of on-screen buttons and swipe gestures. You get used to it after a while but mouse keyboard is way better on these.
>>714249993
That's my mans Jero. I won't have you slander him like this.

>>714236175 (OP)
They aren't a villain in that case, dipshit, they're an antagonist.

I'm playing it on laptop on highest settings. Don't know how people see on their phones, too much eye strain.

>>714250128
The UI is a clusterfuck compare to P5

>>714238338
I hate how they fired this writer, chinks don't understand japanese kino

>>714238338
>There are guilds with Subway Slammer
KEK

>>714250230
Rest in piss

>>714250128
I play on an Odin2
The load times are complete ASS

>>714249823
Hey retard, it doesn't matter if William Shakespare, Isaac Asimov and Jane Austen crawled out of their graves to write everything in this game, it's still presented in a gacha slop platter so any artistic merit in it is automatically devalued. Everything in it is a shameless cashgrab designed to milk as much money as humanly possible. If they wanted to present these compelling characters they would've done so in a new IP.
Also
>writes the first lol u mad accusation and writes in caps unironically
Just lmao, grow up and get better taste you fat pig.

>>714250230
It was Atlus who fired him, though

>>714250446
o shes absolutely seethin

>>714250463
>Partner mocks you in public for internet validation
Disgusting

>>714250446
yup nonny mad!

>>714249552
Multiculturalism is the death of community

>>714241262
*gasp*

>>714249552
japan needs their own trump

>>714250446
>Just returns to copying the first post he made to try and present it as new because he's STILL mad about gacha
Alright, here's your last (You) mate, don't spend it all at once.

>>714250446
shes so mad...

>>714250759
And you enjoy your gacha buddy I don't mean any ill will despite what I wrote I just don't like devs wasting time on this shit.
I'll probably end up downloading a modded apk at some point tho to see what this chinkslop is about

>>714238338
>>714246956
He’s the jigsaw of anime, you simply can’t. His defence is too powerful

>>714251056
Just wait a few years for them to release the offline version when it hits end of life. Thanks SKG

>>714238338
Goddamn he slammed her hard as fuck to make her fly like that.

>>714250446
shes absolutely fumin'... wow!

>>714236175 (OP)
banana love and handholding while melope watches over us

>>714239259
we live in a society

>>714240198
>Raditz could clap Vegeta confirmed

>>714245543
Huh? do they do multiple romances then if its a Gacha? I thought Persona 5 punishes you if you try to get a harem.

>>714252794
You get a "funny" scene where they beat you up but you still get the normal scenes
also apparently you can toggle between romance and friend routes from the SL ui

>>714236659
she ran into that instead of moving away. Guy's late for work.

>>714252943
So they beat you up anyways, but continue to go out with you. Odd choice for a gacha but alright.

>>714236603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=topPAIAcWYc

>>714236175 (OP)
Isn't his whole backstory that he was a professional sportsomething, lost 1(one) time against a kid, and now he has a vendetta against humanity?

>>714253151
That's what happened in 4 and 5, you still got romance interactions afterwards despite the heartbreak scene. Only difference here is that you can also see the actual valentines dates as well.

>>714236659
>>714236175 (OP)
>person is clearly mentally ill
>bad guy we need to beat up

>>714253449
its ok, you beat them up in the mental health awareness realm where your brutal assault helps them come to terms with their issues

>>714236175 (OP)
>P3: Angsty teenager
>P4: Friendship and acceptable
>P5: Bad adult (2015)
>P5X: Bad adult but dumber (2024)
So what is P6 gonna be about?

>>714249842
when i realized that my phone can play p5x at 1440p ultrawide for 10 hours at the highest setting while the steam deck can't even last 5 hours on 720p.

>>714236175 (OP)
didn't actually commit any crimes that got caught in the final timeline, cause the kid tricked him into throwing him off the roof, and even then he grabbed his wheelchair to try and save him

>commit attempted murder
>say "oopsy daisy"
>get away with everything
it's that easy

GET THIS SHITTY CAT OUT OF MY ROLLS

>>714240612
??? Is the writer who came up with the subway slammer
The guy writing it is the director
He's saying the writer thought it was good while the rest of the world thinks it's lame (oh....). The writer was presumably fired and the director is saying that he only came on board around chapter 3, where things get good apparently.

Essentially he's embarrassed by it and is publicly throwing the writer under the bus.

>>714254062
*The guy writing the tweet is the director*

>>714237758
This is genuinely hilarious. I hate how they're remaking/re-releasing Persona 5 more than Skyrim, but I'll accept it as long as they keep adding faggots like this into it.

>>714254062
Director and Writter

>>714254062
>Essentially he's embarrassed by it and is publicly throwing the writer under the bus.
Contemptible faggot behavior.

>>714236928
>wherever i go, i must slam

>>714237758
sararymen immediately spawn back into their office past a certain time limit outdoors

>>714241262
Is he a wizard?

>>714238995
the bootleg thieveX are really scraping the bottom of the barrel if they believe this is the type of guy they want to rehabilitate

>>714251071
This.
Big shot Big city lawyer here it's all about intent and he did not intend to assault that woman. Innocent all day no need for a jury take it to bench trial.

>>714236928
I kneel

how tf did his guy not instantly become a meme at launch
HOW did this take 9 years to become a meme

>>714241262
lmfao

who greenlighted this?

This is literally the "I Punch Women" manga protag made into a Persona villain.

>>714243208
Anon got a few Details wrong that further showcase how retarded and cruel the situation was, the incident is referred to as The Yokkaichi Jusco Mistaken Arrested Death Case.
The guy was trying to withdraw money from an ATM after a shopping trip at his local supermarket, the 68 nigga was holding shopping bags too and this lady holding a baby comes up behind him and tries to yank the card out of his hand. She fails and shouts thief which causes a few members a of the public to tackle him and try to yank the card out of the dude's hands which he held onto so hard he ended up crushing it, the woman slipped out during this commotion while the police come in and detain the guy just because without taking the time to verify anything.

The old man didn't die from being choked but because of high blood pressure from stress, The woman couldn't be identified because the only CCTV imagery of her released was incredibly poor quality footage from the ATM and none of the witnesses that day recall where she went. She's still an unsolved mystery to this day due to stature of limitations.

The old man's family was given 12,500yen as a daily payment in compensation and was given millions of yen furthermore due to orders from high court to the prefecture it happened in.

https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E5%9B%9B%E6%97%A5%E5%B8%82%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A3%E3%82%B9%E3%82%B3%E8%AA%A4%E8%AA%8D%E9%80%AE%E6%8D%95%E6%AD%BB%E4%BA%A1%E4%BA%8B%E4%BB%B6

>>714255529
i want to cum inside her throat

>have to grind for relics like in HSR
enjoyment decreased

Wonder seems to have a preference when it comes to forming bonds.

>>714255569
Women are the worst kind of evil - cowards.

Say this guy's codename, /v/.

>>714236175 (OP)
unironically he's one of the best villain ever made

>>714255741
Dumb zoomer

.

>>714255360
Because only obnoxious lel so funny meme XD like him

>>714255803
dumb millenial

>>714255737
Shoyu

>>714255803
I'm millennial tho

>>714243892
>>714255569
See >>714244651

>>714243502
There are lots of cases where competance is called into question like the case of Ibaraki supermarket murder where we had clear footage of the killers, their faces and clothing that was sat on for years and never publically released until the stature of limitations(that was then removed for murder cases) was almost up. No reason was ever given for this and all we can speculate is that at least one of the perpetrators is related to a high ranking police or government official.

There's also another muder case where a Journalist actually uncovered that the police made a wrongful arrest on a person who was sentenced to a death penalty but refused to admit it for no other reason than pride.

>>714255737
Onions

>>714238338
How quickly the tide turns.

>>714256178
His crime?

>>714256285
He failed in his slam. Much shame to ancestors.

>>714246956
Because it doesn't work in real life.
The girl he slammed got hospitalized, which is more than enough to press for criminal charges.

>>714255803
you're trying too hard my sweet summer child

>>714237209
wario

>>714239716
your lunch breaks over chang

Ok, I saw a clip of the Velvet room attendant doing dorky poses and I kind of fell in love. Is this shit actually worth playing as a game? I'm wary of gacha.

>>714254859
He's John Wick-tier slammer.

>>714256936
It's ok, it's P5 but janky and watered down, but it's ok for a phone game

>>714256934
i member this

>>714238865
>>714239386
It's a critical plot point that everyone in japan is being consumed by a numbing apathy due to the ultimate villain (whoever it is). The police have essentially stopped doing anything at all, anywhere.

>>714250549
>literally who chink mocks you in public for internet validation
and nothing happened

>>714243502
>>714243127
All police are useless and bad desu, should be replaced with social workers

>>714236928
Come on and slam! And welcome to Japan!

>>714238610
Based, actually

Who do I set as assist character in profile?
My best stat-wise is Ann, but she got me a grand total of zero assist medals so far.

>>714256934
>turned around
low energy

>>714257938
It doesn't fucking matter no one uses assists. I wouldn't be surprised if most players didn't even know how.

>>714238338
The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

>>714238610
Women create their own enemies.

>>714257680
What? He is japanese

>>714258036
I for one don't know how.

>>714238338
wtf is this, why are japs like that?

>>714241150
But Dojima wasn't a particularly good detective.

>>714258424
He also wasn't a particularly good father.

>>714236175 (OP)
Smug bastard! !!! :^)

>>714253573
The internet, all party members will have youtube channels, also 1 or 2 vtubers and the mascot will be a bunny. My dog works at sega btw

So how is the game anyway?

I just dun get it

>>714258762
>>714257064

>>714258762
Cute P5 lite with more likeable characters
It helps since p6 is too far away and I don't give a shit about p4r

How long has this game been out in japan?
There is nowhere near enough fanart of her.

>>714259045
It's been out in China a year. Not many people talking about it but I was under the impression it only just came out in Japan as well?

>>714259151
Oh... I guess that is why then

>>714258780
Press the button when the tvs are the same image

>autoing some trash mob
>AI ults a 1% hp demon
nice

>>714249503
Serious answer: I believe so
Start with P3 … FES or Reload your choice. Then pick P4 and P5 at your own pace since P6 seemingly not coming anytime soon
>hmmm what about P1 and 2??
Honestly these 2 games are quite different from the rest, you may love em or hate em. Some can suggest you to skip them until they remake them one day

>>714259208
i wasnt pressing the right monitor..

>>714255737
kikkoman

>>714259151
>>714259045
Yeah Japan and Global released at the same time.

>>714243127
>put the old man in cuffs, slam him to the ground, sit on him
Japanese cops are famous for not doing anything beyond harassing you unless you commit a real crime like murder, no way a Japanese cop is gonna wrestle or sit on someone for anything less than grand larseny

>>714236175 (OP)
Didn’t play P5 yet, can I just pick it up???

>>714259769
no
its over for you lad

>>714239863
>don't stop mass apathy
>humanity becomes completely listless and uncaring as psychopathic retards rape, kill, and abuse their power to destroy all society
>humanity most likely goes extinct the moment some ultra-schizo sets off all the nukes somewhere

>>714256178
The dude who tripped him is kinda based

>>714259794
Shit

>>714253301
A true return to form, back when you could just gaslight multiple women as you pleased like how it was required in 3

>>714253449
Persona 5 actively avoids this problem and dives right into a different problem where you he game doesn't want to answer any difficult questions about if you're literally brainwashing people or not.

In the end it doesn't really matter because every criminal you fight is so comically evil that brainwashing them is the most humane option for society.

>>714236928
Heh. Not bad, Mister Slammer, not bad at all...

>>714246913
>bumping women is notated like a school of combat with different subdoctrines in japan

>>714259151
Why did this even come out in China early? I get that some of the devs are Chinese, but nobody in China plays Persona. It's just terrible for the global/JP players that the CN servers act as spoilers for all the upcoming characters and story when very few people in that region even care about the series

>>714245543
Where's the hag?

>>714260262
Not the first time Chinese or Korean developers have made a spinoff of a Japanese franchise. And since Japanese games and consoles used to be banned in China and Korea, Atlus had to go through a Chinese studio and publisher to release P5X in those countries

>>714236603
My sister could qualify considering she took my big toenail off doing this when I was 7

>>714260262
If you look at Persona 5 Royal on Steam most of the reviews and players are Chinese

>>714260262
Persona 3, 4, and 5 are cult classics in China. Officially otaku certified

>>714259769
Alt universe, yeah.
But you get more fanservice playing P5 first.

>>714260262
>but nobody in China plays Persona
Nigga what? Every single weebs played Persona (not 1,2 though)

>>714260563
I understand. They play these games, they see a japanese highschool kid living his best life and think "if the GEACPS hadn't ended, that could've been me".

>>714257680
That's P5 Royal's writer, who takes over P5X's story after backlash from the Chinese to the first two Palace's stories.

anyone find the UI kina dogshit to navigate with controller? i just use my mouse sometimes to click stuff

>could have stopped rerolling a while ago
>but I'm greedy and keep looking for an account with two 5* characters I want instead of just one

>>714246372
japs are so pathetic it's actually funny

is the gameplay actually good or is it typical gacha fare where nothing you do matters if you're underlevelled

>>714260005
I only liked 3 palaces
Kamoshida, because he is a good introduction
Futaba, because it's introspective (futaba thinks she is guilty)
Maruki, because it makes you ask the question on wether or not freedom is worth it if one can use the world of cognition for good.
And note that both endings with Maruki imo are "good".

>>714261403
Same here, bro. At this point I don’t even know if I’m playing the game or just living in the menu screen like some cursed limbo. It’s not even about the characters anymore, it’s about beating probability itself.

>>714261546
yeah pretty much
its good until you hit "adventure rank" 35 thats when they throw the roadblocks at you

It’s not a game
I’m not a robot AI
CHALLENGING YOU

>>714260720
>Persona 5 is the best game under the sun
Persona 3,4 sisters…

>>714260306
>Accidentally slamming a woman? A slammable woman?

>>714261956
>A succulent Chinese woman?

>>714236175 (OP)
Those tiers are plebian and pseudo

Main bad guy from Zero Time Dillema has the most COMPLEX MOTIVES and is a boring, crappy villain.

Alien just wants to kill and is an all-time engaging villain.

Antagonist's main job is make the story more interesting, mainly by getting in the way of the protagonist's pursuit of their goal. They can cause difficulties from moral standpoint, yes, but that is just one dimension.

And, most of time, "arguably better morally than the hero" often means that the hero is rather crappy than theire is actually a nuanced moral complexity

>>714260720
>P5 is the best game under the sun
Reminds me of that time when I was shitting on nier tomata on Weibo, and chinks went full sperg mode lmao Fucking mindless bugmen

>>714236175 (OP)
my wife and her harem

>>714261824
3 barely has anything happens.
4 has Adachi and uhhh.......

>>714250731
>Causes the Yen to crash
>Gets in to a hot fight with Korea and China for no reason or benefit.
>Cancels free healthcare
>Steals from the poor to give to the rich
No, they don't.

>>714238338
>you can't slam my friend if I slam her first!

>>714262817
lmao true
now if they had a Biden they could see some actual improvements

>>714257723
>t.

>>714236175 (OP)
almost killed me with laughter irl

>>714261653
These, though I liked the ship also because Shido is the goat

>>714237209
>Slammed out of wheelchair
>stands up

>>714261653
Futaba palace is where that game peaked.

>>714238338
Bro wtf is this shit how did we go from collecting coins and shuriken to this

>>714243127
japanese lives matter, justice for george'taro floyd

>>714264101
that games peak is a bump in the sandbox

>>714238338
Kek, the way he jogs away at the end

Imagine if the base game had writing as good as p5x

>>714264354
if in these games you could play as Kamoshida or the subway slammer it would be even better

>>714238338
He is literally a Yakuza character, they really should add him in Yakuza

>>714237948
that and the memes from some panels, but hey atleast it has something i thought it was gonna die off and be forgotten years ago

>>714238338
Bro was wasted on baseball. He would have been a legend had he been an American and played football

>>714264492
yakuza x smt when? sega can do it

>>714238338
Kek

>>714264591
Ichiban will be added to SMT Dx2. Like how Sonic was

>>714264591
honestly Infinite Wealth was already it, they copy-pasted a lot of mechanics from Atlus games over.

lufel sex

>>714263885
I really liked the story surrounding Shido and the boss fights on the ship, but as a dungeon it was lousy. Walk down a hallway, watch ten cutscenes, rinse, repeat. The mouse puzzles didn't feel finished, and the environments got boring quick.

>>714255569
>The old man didn't die from being choked but because of high blood pressure from stress
You people are so fucking retarded it's unbelievable

What's better? The Subway Slammer being so ridiculous it calls more attention to the phenomenon or a better written scenario that properly showcases the actual societal issue?

Reminder that this is an atlus made persona game, sega is just around to help with gacha elements and perfect world is gruntwork

>>714264951
Last time I replayed P5R I straight up got so bored in Shido's palace I decided to summon Izanagi no Okami

>>714264951
I completely forgot about those mouse parts. Those were really bad.

>>714265051
Seeing the Subway Slammer bring the righteous hammer of justice down on the foid menace that is destroying society.

>>714265160
What's really funny is that Royal "fixed" the mouse puzzles by basically just removing all of the ones that didn't have cutscenes attached to them.

>>714265051
I wish I was as cool as the Subway Slammer, so it did the opposite of what the japanese kikes intended

>>714265096
PW is just there so they could ripoff Genshin/HSR mechanics without backlash

>>714265038
He wasn't choked, the situation just got so stressful for him he died from high blood pressure

>>714256934
The camera tilting at the same time as that lady falling is killing me.

>>714264084
What the fuck, dude?

>>714237758
Start doing this

whenever you think persona can't stoop any lower they surprise you

>>714237758
Someone should add him to this
https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74?si=X09gEfPpRmrZ3-G3

Anyone know if the pity counter carries over to new banners?

>>714259805
That just leads to SMT 1 again

>>714238338
>slams into random women on the subway and then disappears with his misogyny superpower

>>714238865
He has immigrant EU plot armor

>>714238887
>apathy
Oh so gacha has P3 apathy syndrome too

>>714266818
my hero
Rapershida

>>714265906
This is less of a cashgrab than the 3 and 5 dancing games

Now we're talking

>>714267109
it's a gacha game anon, it's worse

>>714265906
Is there Persona pachinko?

>>714236175 (OP)
If this guy wasn't in a Persona game he wouldn't have even registered as a blip on any form of media.
Unfortunately despite the fact Persona fucking sucks the series somehow has fans who try and push this stupid shit.
You will never be Jack Garland.

>>714246913
we need a tier list

>>714236175 (OP)
>>714236928
Justin Trudeau?

>>714267321
>Final Fantasy shit
get the fuck out of here with your joke of a franchise, don't you have to go defend your shitty MMO

>>714267703
Only a Personafag would be so uninformed to not know that XIV is a completely unrelated fanbase to the rest of Final Fantasy and, in fact, most Final Fantasy fanbases are unrelated to each other, because Final Fantasy doesn't release the same fucking game over and over again ad infinitum.

>>714240349
Meme's aside: I think the "Slammer" is fine, but not really a "*Dr. Stange MCU voice* PALACE WORTHY THREAT!"

Like, even having the Palace WITHIN Mementos kind of contradicts P5[R]'s rules for Palaces if you ignore the "nature of the crime." He's not someone grandoise enough to have a Palace within Japan, but somehow is enough of a grandoise threat to be an elaborate dungeon within the collective mind?

There's also the fact that he's written as an immediate threat (baby killer) but... you don't have a time limit in this game, so there is no "oh shit, I have to do the palace and change this guys heart and stop his crime!" stressor. I'm literally doing just the dailies and events and the events change time but don't actually move the story-line forward.

So as a first "Palace" the Slammer falls on his face.

I think bringing up something that is happening in Japan (people moshpitting in crowds and nobody there speaking up) is fine. But the way they presented it/went about it is why it became a meme.

>>714236175 (OP)
Low-tier rein

>>714267823
no one cares about your faggot franchise my guy

>>714267703
>BUH XIV
Lmao, get bent. XIV blows but it's at least not as bad as Purse Owner. Yet.

>Seethe that he lost to a 6-7 year old instead of playing it off
>Gets drunk, hits on a hostess, blows off practice and does all of it in a bar in front of news reporters
>The reporters make a scandal out of it because easy money and they're mad that he ignored them
>His boss makes up a sob story so he doesnt become public enemy #1
>Blames women for it
>Meanwhile Motoha almost kills herself because everyone is blaming her for fucking up Kiuchi's career because of the "injury"

>>714267860
I understand reading comprehension might be difficult but in a society where everyone's a bunch of low desire chucklefucks that rely on a website to tell them who to be afraid of, its a given that even minor shit like the bumping man would be more problematic than usual.

>>714246913
Choose your fighter.

>>714238338
A Hero

>>714267948
Doesn't XIV have a horribly greedy mobile port now?

>>714258424
The problem is he's a rural cop. I think P4D shows that Dojima *can* do policework when he is properly funded and not having to "'tard wrangle" another detective (Adachi, who played him).

>>714258524
This, however, is the correct take. He was letting his grief over his wife's hit-and-run take over and neglecting Nanako. Which, understandable, but at some point he had to question "why am I putting Nanako through this grief as well?"

>>714261546
Basically it's braindead easy to the extent you can literally just auto every single battle until you hit a level roadblock and have to go grind resources.

>>714268147
Yes and it's made by chinks too

>>714268064
Yes, but Palaces in Persona 5 were limited to people with a major bent towards domination, believing they had exclusive control over a place.
This guy shoves people with impunity, sure, it's just a stretch for that to grant him the megalomania akin to the Palace rulers of P5. He doesn't come off as Lord God of the Subways.

>>714240890
>I Did Kamoshida actually blame society for his bullshit?
Depends on how much you buy it(the actual main characters don't, or don't care), but when you beat them they usually have a speech about how society made them that way.

>>714268170
No you fucking can't the second palace has enemies that become immune after being hit by a type once and if you auto it'll ignore mechanics and get stuck unable to do damage

>>714268206
>He doesn't come off as Lord God of the Subways.
He doesn't???

>>714268206
>This guy shoves people with impunity
No, he doesn't. He bumped into some people by accident. Don't try to make this bigger than it is.

>>714268206
The public is afraid of him because Divine Justice calls him a public menace to society. Even the police is telling Motoha that they dont want to do anything to him and she should just run even with full evidence and motive for an obvious close and shut case.
He is for all intents and purposes invincible in the public eye.

>>714268170
Nah. I would say that lots of the "strong" enemies have some sort of gimmick tied to them so you cannot auto them. If you try to auto Matador who is at the end of the first Mementos level then you are going to get fucked because you need to pay attention to his skill order.

What's the most likely to be released first?

>Persona 1 or 2 remake
>Persona 6
>Persona 5 remake

>>714262813
Everyone wants to fuck her nit surprised

>>714268064
Oh, I understand the "reading comprehension." It's that the Japanese are meek to where his a bigger problem than he should be.

If the Slammer tried that shit in Chicago or New York, he'd be the one slammed with a gun hurr hurr hurr because nobody would put up with that shit.

The point is: A "legit problem" for the Japanese society was poorly written when it could've been handled better AND been something like the minor Mementos bosses that P5[R] already has.

The Slammer could've been one of those to introduce P5X's Mementos (maybe as the daily trials thing that they're doing in there) whereas a better candidate for an actual Palace could've been written.

>>714267302
Say no more
https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Persona_4_the_Pachinko
Fight your Shadow with your Money

>>714268609
>Pachinko Persona 3 Portable
>Persona 4: The Slot
>Persona 4: The Pachinko
>Persona 5: Pachislot
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>714243320
OH SHIT IT'S FUCKING CHIN-MAN

>>714268593
>reddit spacing

>>714268431
P6. Atlus is just updating P3-4 to match 5's gameplay style.

As much as older SMT/Persona fans want 1-2 remakes, I can't imagine Atlus doing those. Honestly, I just want a port of the PSP ports of 1-2IS/EP because those are much lower stakes investments as much as it would piss people off to blow those up from PSP resolution and have no work done.

>>714267703
SoP wasn't even made by square retardkun

>>714268836
>Pachinko Persona 3 Portable

>>714268891
>you're retarded for not knowing about a franchise the thread isn't about
No you're retarded and shitposting

>>714268593
It's a live service game that will probably be going on for years, and unless something goes really wrong we'll eventually have more palace villains than in P5. They've got time to make more serious stuff later on.
They nailed with the Slammer imo. Japanese get it and why it's a problem, everyone else thinks it's hilarious and he's now a meme.

>>714268431
P6 is being worked on, but Atlus doesn't want to do what they did with P5 and Metaphor where they announced the games way too early. My guess is that It will be announced in 2027 and come out 2028.

WELCOME TO JAPAN MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>714238338
Hope rides alone

Can't wait for her

>>714269184
A ghost?

>>714244640
>>714245234
Gonna max her out.

>>714268871
If Persona 2 got remade it would be censored to hell anyway, Atlus doesn't have the balls to put Hitler in their games these days.
>You've unlocked the Fuhrer confidant

>start getting really into the game
>i'm already at the end, now they want me to wait months to drip-feed me shit
fucking retarded

>>714269121
Imagine how sweaty she gets in that suit

I NEED A HERO

>>714267860
Lufel mentions it's strange that Kiuchi is "worthy" of a palace and it ties into the strange nature of this version of P5's world. Shit has gone horribly wrong and sideways but nobody knows what yet.

>>714269448
I mean the already censored the PSP version and that was 2011

>>714256285
Judging by the schoolgirls chasing him probably a groper or took panty shots.

>>714269282
Her

>>714269726
Interesting

>>714238865
Because for some reason Mementos is zapping peoples will this outing to where they go "Oh! That's terrible! ...Anyway..." toward it.

Like, the main character literally sees a girl jump from a roof, and instead of leaving the platform or calling the police, holds his hand up and then goes "well... that's terrible... nothingIcando!" toward it.

It's only AFTER he awakens to his power-of-the-wildcard that he starts to give a semi-shit.

It's bad writing for introducing the world/problem that underlays it.

>>714236928
FVVVVVVAAAAARK

>>714236175 (OP)
>villain

>>714246913
>subway assaultermon
Kek

OI, TEME

>>714268865
>Giving

>a

>Shit
Kill yourself.

>>714269032
Well, it doesn't matter now since the original writer is gone/replaced with Atlus/Sega's own. Supposedly the third Palace is better, but I haven't felt the need to rush through the Slammers with all the events and just raising my character right now. If I hit a hard-cap of "ok, that's enough grinding, do our story" I'll probably get around to it once I finish a few other games first.

>>714238995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_G-kvMxg3Y

>>714238865
it really works in japan
if you just never say you did it you're invulnerable to the judicial process

>>714269696
I must've missed that line. I'm giving the game/global a chance to expand on things, because Perfect World nailed the P5 gameplay into mobile, but I man the first few hours are ROUGH with that original writers writing. Nothing against him, but he needed someone else to read over it and help him mold it into something better than it was.

>>714236928
i FVCKING KNEEL

>>714236175 (OP)
>gacha shill
kys

Sega Yakuza really took that Chink writer out back and put him down KEK, pretty Based

>>714238338
zoomoids watch this shit on youtube and say it's "peak fiction"

>>714236928
Kek

>>714270653
I'm pretty sure there was never a chink writer. The writer for the first 2 arcs seems to be an Atlus guy, but then he got removed from the project. Atlus said that they were handling everything in regards to writing.

>>714270417
>he's not doing the pose

>>714268593
Ordinary slammers are seen as a petty crime public nuisance IRL too. What's flying over your head is that humans are purposefully robbed of desire/self esteem which is why simple shit like asking a couple of highschoolers to stop blocking the way is too difficult for the mc early on.

>>714269653
I wonder if it fits 2 people

>>714270919
does it count as exhibisionism if you do it inside the costume?

Is Ann still up? Am I still in time to reroll? I still haven't started playing P5X yet.

>>714267241
>has their own weapon banner too
Not gonna touch P5X then.

Apparently he's actually a representation of a real thing in Japan, of dudes trying to hurt women like that, it's not a meme it's a real thing. And it's common enough to even have an name.

I got spooked by Skull, is he worth building?
I don't really like men...

>>714270653
If it were a Chinese writer, I don't think Atlus could have fired him that easily because of the relationship between the two companies, and the chinks will probably screeching about racism too

>>714240349
I don't understand, he's the director of the game, couldn't he just refuse this? what kind of director have no choices on what's in the actual game?

>>714245543
You di- wait... Wrong game.

>>714236175 (OP)
he's literally me

>>714271207
Well, the previous writer is the lord of the palace

You're just joking about liking the Slammer right? you're not ACTUALLY fan of this crap-character with zero depth

>>714271828
>*slams you*

>>714271828
Foid detected

>>714270582
>I completely skipped dialog in a persona game

>>714271828
>t. jealous Persona 5 writer malding they didn't come up with the Slammer themself

>>714271828
If you can't grasp the charm of his character (which admittedly was probably not intentional) then I feel sorry for you

>>714236659
His good end should have been coming to America and becoming a football player. motherfucker checked a girl over a entire subway gate.

>>714271828
Are you a chinaman? They couldn't see the humor in it either

>>714271828
Get slammed bitch

>>714246913
>My-own-way type

>>714249552
>"this clearly is some middle eastern shithole, who are you trying to fool..."
>notice the board on the building with JP language
Grim as fuck. But at the same time the buildings don't look japanese, and at the same time I don't think those roachs were able to conquer a tiny corner of Japan and raise buildings according to their own architeture, instead of claiming an already established area with japanese architeture already built.

>>714238074
>minors
You can tell this is a twitter meme.

>>714272554
That's why Japs are angry about their tourism boom. Too many uneducation, obnoxious whites, niggers and pajeets

>>714271828
He is just a poor misunderstood fellow who is accident-prone. Hard not to feel sympathetic.

>>714236175 (OP)
Are you going to play HIS game?

what the fuck... I don't have a card with me on it...

>>714246956
>sir, this is the fifth incident of you accidentally shoulder checking someone so hard they get airtime today
>the victim in each instance was the same teenage girl
>you've spent most of this interview yelling at the ceiling about your motive for harming her
>also on the ID you've provided you crossed out your name and wrote subway slammer
>you misspelled slammer
>we're going to have to ask you to be more mindful of other passengers in future Mr Slemmar.

SMASHED AND SLAMMED

>>714273319
That dead baby I knocked down the stairs? Twas merely an accident officer, now if you don't mind I've got a train to catch

>>714273963
Still can't believe someone brought a baby's dead body to the station just to frame an innocent man. How disgusting.

>>714272946
Based game.

>>714236175 (OP)
name 5.65 games

>>714271828
He's such a shit villain he becomes funny and entertaining for me. He's like Butters from South Park as Professor Chaos.
"MWAHAHA! YES I SLAMMED INTO THAT GIRL, AND SOMEDAY I WILL SLAM INTO YOU TOO! AHAHAHAHA!!! YOU CANNOT STOP ME I AM A SLAMMING GOD!!!"

>>714236928
bejitakeks can't help themselves but alwo being humilated on other boards

>>714271002
Yes you have time.

good thread

>>714271828
He looks way more and intertaining that shi should be

>>714256178
>being chased by schoolgirls desperate to rape him
>gendertraitor helps them out

I hope they put him in the next Persona arena and he plays like Urien. TYRANT PUNISH!