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Stream 1:
Now: Metaphor: No One Lives Forever 2: Eclectic Dingaling
In an hour: Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy
Stream 2:
Soon: The Stanley Parable
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/
Previous Thread:
>>714231695
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING
>India level
>White woman isn't being constantly molested.
Immersion ruined.
SAAAAAR STOP CHOOOOOOKING SAAAR
>>714249447These people run in front of trains for a selfie. They're not going to let a gun stop them from bobs and vagane.
>>714249425She literally is tho
>>714249508Their police doesn't use guns, they use sticks to beat people in line
They're cattle minded, loud noise bang bang is good enough to scatter them. There will be a first one to try shit, but noone afterwards.
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I have no miggers, only topographies of ignorance.
NOLF 1 and 2 were my childhood.
Never heard of Perfect Dark before growing up either
I love how that's the same generic beep sound as in Shogo and a bunch of their other games.
Since chartposter got banned:
S tier: Crash Team Racing
F tier: The rest of ESA
FINALLY an accurate representation of french people.
did he use another save from another time because he could not do the clip?
>>714249717>NOLF 1 and 2 were my childhoodSame brother. Kino ass games
>Mimes
>Voicelines
IMMERSION RUINED
>level that looks like the middle east is full of french speaking people
how prophetic
>a woman that looks like that in the middle east
>not raped within 2 minutes
>>714250008Gun. Also, all the men in the middleeast have been replaced by fr*nchmen in this universe.
>>714250079He's still been posting charts, at most he got the same anon who always spam reports him for ban evasion.
>>714250132Why do you assume theres a conspiracy everytime?
>India level
>No Bathing In Water sign
Immersion: Restored
where did IM A HEADBANGER come from?
>>714250207It's better to be paranoid than to be tricked and laughed at.
>no bathing in water
These kind of signs must be commonplace in India
>>714250008I was going to say "The middle east is full of cuties too, why aren't those getting mass raped", but then I realized it's the reason why they're covered from head to toe.
I hate third worlders man.
>>714250316>third worlderserm actually they're European now
>>714249896>visible gunsAgreed.
They warned us about them mimes.
>>714250316There's another reason I guess, if the chick belongs to a big enough Hamula (tribe, family etc) no one will dare touch her, but they still cover up
and yeah some chick have that forbidden desert beauty to them
Mornin' /v/ you wan't some cawfee?
>>7142508607/10
with jugs 8/10
>>714249868Hope you witnessed this.
>>714250860>Mornin' /v/ you wan't some cawfee?No, the only acceptable thing is tea and hobnobs.
>>714250860Women always drink coffee carefully to not ruin their makeup
>eeeeeeeee
>oooooooohhhh
>arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's a Yorkshire farmer.
>stanley parable
>any% takes 50 minutes
I love that game, but it sounds like an awful speedrun
>>714250940cuppa char for ya
>>714250860Looks like a slut, but has less than three bodycount
>>714251125Looks dorky and wholesome, but has been banged by 50 men, including her stepdad and her history teacher
>>714251109Being that Skemny has showed up, it'll be as overdone and annoying with him gurning over the entire stream as it was at UKSG.
>>714251282Does it count as a choke if the checkpoint system Gold Experience Requiem'd him tho?
>>714251365you forgot "savescum"
>>714251442Monolith invented Dark Souls.
Rate No One Lives Forever 2
>>714251604B, would be A if he didnt have to cheat
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>>714251585D
CHEATSSSSSSSSSS
>>714251585>>714251604C would have been higher if he had not cheated
>>714251585>>714251604It was fun but flawed
C
>Psi-Ops then Dude Sex 2
Morning FPS block looking comfy.
>>714251725yeah, it starts when this ends
>>714251725Starts like 22 hours after ESA is done.
>>714251725Yes, then ASM after that, then also Dogwater.
stream 1 looking good today
>>714251725I think its this sunday actually
I'm going to McDonalds for breakfast, guys, what do you want?
>>714251819The 2 hour pokemon run though
>>714251836Nah I've got pot noodle on toast.
>>714251836Get me a strawberry milkshake
>>714251872always some garbage to ruin the fun
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It's up.
how did it go up 10k from yesterday afternoon EU time?
>>714251932strawberry machine broke
>>714251964>better esaNice
>>714251585>>714251604C for cheater, but the game is a buggy fuck and it was in service of not mucking up the schedule.
>>714252020donations probably
>>714250412>go up to a hot lady at night>ask her for tribal association before rape>let her go on her merry way
>>714251836>Fast food for breakfastDo people really do this?
>>714251836I got some rice in the cooker and dashi being reduced atm for some nice miso-butter sauce once the rice is done, I'm good.
Tell the cashier to smile, free of charge.
What is Lovare thinking right now i wonder
>>714252160>damn, I'm fucking thiccProbably.
>>714251836Sausage mcgriddle
Hashbrown
Hot coffee
>>714252160Something happen?
>>714252020Mostly the CTR run on stream 2.
>>714252030Every goddamn time
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>>714251964Stream2 bros, it's looking rough today. Other than In Sound Mind, Spyro and Astro Bot, none of these sound good, and I have no idea whether ISM or Astro Bot even make for good speedruns...
How we holding up?
>>714252160She is sexualising herself on her insta
>>714252339>bunch of shitty short games>another hirexen trainwrecklooks kino
>>714251836A Mcmuffin, a large milkshake(any flavour) and yes I want fries with that.
>>714252375squeezable tummy
>>714252339>cyberpunkI'd love to see someone try a release day version speedrun.
>>714252339>glitchless cyberpunkmodern games should not have a glitchless speedrun it's just a let's play
>>714252601eh, can't complain
>>714252634Nah, glitchless is the actual speedrun category. With glitches you aren't even playing the game. Glitchless is just pure "how fast can I go". No normal person does CP in 2 hours, it's severely different from how one would normally play it.
>>714252601eh can't complain
>Finnish runners
>Psi-Ops
PERKELE
>>714252753>how fast can I go>speedrunyes that's what it is
The way the runners voice trembles ever so slightly when he trails off after a line betrays his fake bravour. He is nervous.
I can't understand shit what they're saying
>>714252807berkele ;DDDDDDDDD
I wanted to watch Stanley Parable but I don't like the look of the runner
>People here really fell for the stream 2 psi-op
Ishiggydiggy
>check stream2
>immediately greeted by a flamboyant faggot
No thanks, I take broke aenglish day of any.
>>714252897I fell for the stream 1 psi-op
>>714252897But Psi-op is in stream 1
This one is going to be full choke kino
kek what the fuck is this run
>less than 5 min in
>already a trainwreck
Stanley was in a hurry for some reason, without being able to appreciate the finer details of his journey. Being so hasty, it's doubtful that Stanley even enjoys life.
Game's busted to fuck so having a metric fuckton of safety saves is sensible for a marathon.
>>714253029Stanley doesn't fucking care
what the hell is this game
>these guys go to sauna
Comedy gold commentary
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>missed NOLF
>>714252339>Wacky races with HirexenLooking forward for kino.
>>714252953>>714253010>>714253027>>714253039>>714253124I literally have no idea which stream you're talking about. Please include 1 or 2 in your post so I know next time.
>>714253124Weird, busted shit that you'd think is made by zome Czech studio in the middle of nowhere with twigs but was actually made by Midway Games.
that certainly ruined their day
>>714253205that scorpion?
>>714253198why the hell would it be stream 2 when kino is happening in stream 1
this is actually quite bad
>>714253241developed by midway
>>714253198How can she even fit that many in there? why can't I stop looking?
-Stream 3
>I have been trying to get people to play this game but they always give up
Kek
Shout outs to the GDQ tech crew!
this is literally the highlight of esa for me
>i think I alt-tabbed out of frustration
Happens to the finnests of us
>The game is 4:3 but is stretched on the stread
It was a trainwreck before it even began.
>>714253198Dumb satania poster
>"I want to play it safe"
>immediately goes to shit and game bugs out
that needs to be webm'd
What the fuck is going on
I mean, it's not so bad it automatically wraps around to being a glorious trainwreck. But it's entertainingly bad. It's not cringekino either.
I think it's just a fucking funny run personally.
HOLY SHIT, THEKOTTI IS THERE
>>714253508It's a Finn running a notoriously unstable game, it's beautiful.
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this fucking run
oh shit he spent half the run time stuck on the first level?
https://youtu.be/4FzM4lipCd8?si=FeHREe6PaXxg2P2I this is the same Fin who played this at GDQ and was grilling one of the Devs while running the game
This is the kind of run that will actually be remembered
>>714250316heh, but they are though.
>>714253671Ok course, it's the same sort of energy as the Elex run of stuff is going to shit but everybody is having fun along with the runner rather than laughing at them.
>this was the first game
>well maybe not the first game
>but it was a game to have a pre-release
informative as always
The Finnish accent makes everything automatically better
>>714253780*a free-release
with ads, you can pay to play the game without ads, like any mobile game
>if it's open, it cannot open
Naruhodo
>>714253772For a finnish person, the runner has a surprisingly magnetic (attracting, not repelling) personality. He's also not sperging out over someone being closer than 5 meters.
>>714253780he said "free release" t. spurdo expert
Imagine having ads in your games just to play them free.
Got a copy of a rayman game with ads. Did a routine run of SpyBot search and destroy which tunrs out removed all the ads from the game so I could play it normally for free
>>714253828>>714253843thanks anons I misheard.
im an expert at boxing from watching these boss fights now
>in finnish, vase=bucket
It all makes sense now
What a fucking braphog, jesus who signed this sexy mama off?
Another cheating faggot im getting fed up with them this event.
am i watching stream 1 or 2
>>714254164Just say random shit with no context like everyone else
>run straight to the exit
>keeps curving along the wall
Stupid Finn, can't even into English.
>>714254164Who in their right mind would be watching stream 2?
>wake up
>open stream
>thickest Finnish accent I’ve heard in years
Kekked at him getting gang raped in the corner
sent him to the shadow relm
>don't go to the future to my upcoming run
lol
>>714254065>>714254119>>714254283Which stream are you talking about?
>these will always hit
>nevermind that didn't
>or that
>or that
>not even looking at her as he pelts her with gas cannisters
kek
>>714254375You could even say she's smoking hot.
>>714254375Yeah, she’s on fire
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Hot women ryona, love it
Burning the pyrokinetic to death is double poetic
>>714254424You're the best anon
>>714254436You gotta fight fire with fire.
>10 seconds remaining
uhh. BROS??
>>714254535>wolk of sheim
SaY iT wItH mE
OvErEsTiMaTe
>>714254535SAY IT WITH ME NOW!
>>714254535it's fine, there are 2 chapters more only
>leaves the room
>does not elaborate
Estimate can get fucked, this is fun.
>unhinged game
>glitchy game
>normal flat tone finn runner
scripted level juxtaposition
>>714254584until then I thought he was saying "Big Socks" because the ghosts looked like white socks
>second to last boss fight
>already over estimate
grim
>cant understand a damn word
>still more enjoyable to listen to than fr*nch
redeemed himself at the end
>>714254687Being Finn is grim existence.
>>714254683Stop. Drop & roll!
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RATE Psi-Ops: The Finnish Conspiracy
>>714254762A. Very enjoyable.
>>714254762D overestimate
>>714254762SSS+++
I'm grateful for every second over estimate
>>714254762A
veri injoiable run
>>714254762SSS pure ludokino
>>714254759S for suomi perkele :DDDD
>>714254762A
Deadpan trainwreck made me giggle.
>>714254762A
Easy
Finns + barely working game = good times
>>714254762S for fun trainwreck
>>714254762S for entertainment
>>714254762B (cringekino). Have to deduct points for over estimate and sloppy play
>>714254762S
His run at agdq 2023 was also based with him grilling the dev and taking his hatred for the game out on him
>>714254762A
Trainwreck, with entertaining crew and the thickest Finnish accents
>>714254762S, peak trainwreck
reader is the skyrim guard voice actor lmao
Also Stanley Parable finished
Rate if you watched it
You didn't
>>714254858So is his thing just to run these broken pieces of shit games?
>>714254697Ca c'est suffit, petite garçon.
>thanks to my silent couch, he was just reading the strategy guide
>"you weren't following them"
>maybe it would have gone better if I did
10/10 end
>Please run this game
He's trying to pass this curse onto someone else so that he can be free
>>714254893D for didn't care.
Speedrunning a walking simulator isn't a good idea imho.
>>714254974It'd be against the interest of the game to do so.
For meta reasons, I have to abstain.
>>714254893>>714254974B- not bad, not interesting either
>>714254893>>714254974B. I watched both at the same time. Honestly it wasn't bad. Some speed tech with the jump glitch.
>>714254974didnt watch enough to rate, they were stuck listening to the narrator for 1 minute and i was like yeah nah
>>714254762S, I had a great time
>>714254974C, not an amazing game for a speedrun sadly
>Dude Sex 2
Stick with the Plum.
>>714255330That's one way to get around the capture issues.
>>714255330Any invisible war hater knows what's the reason for that?
This year's ESA seems like its people who no longer have time to even game due to life constraints as opposed to the autists and trannies from GDQ who do nothing but speedrun.
>Can't watch because I'm planning to play Invisible War
Sad
>>714255330>>714255379>>714255425It starts a new .exe each loading screen. Last time I played this game I had like 20 invisible war processes going at once in my taskbar
>>714255425No but it just looks like the game is closing and reopening the window every time there's a new loading.
>>714255513>It starts a new .exe each loading screenWhat the fuck why
Why would you design your game like that
>>714255513This, a lot of people run it on the console version because of this and a fuckton of other issues with the PC version.
>>714255513>It starts a new .exe each loading screen.Disgusting
>Last time I played this game I had like 20 invisible war processes going at once in my taskbarYeah, piece of cake
>>714255562It's development was rushed and all the fuck over the place.
Hirexen is the run after the next on stream 2 running Wacky Races
>>714255562It was made for console exclusively, black magic to get it run on PC I guess
>>714255581I mean outside of that it ran fine I think? But yeah it's annoying
>>714255562Guessing they had memory leak issues out the ass and went with the nuclear fix option
>>714255632What are some wacky races? Finns and Australians for sure
>>714255632>Wacky RacesI remember that game being a lot of fun but I haven't played it in 20 years. Hope it's a good run.
>>714255723hirexen did a god tier run last year, it problably will be good
>>714255723Australians arent a race
I can understand all the hatred for IW now, the game is consolized as fuck and the first game feels like a CRPG in comparison
>>714255907Finns are though, they evolved very differently.
>>714255993hope you like loading screens too
>2nd waldo screen is darker and not lined up properly with the 1st screen
shoutout to the tech crew
>>714255993It's got some upsides but yeah, they really took an axe to things to make it work for consoles because they saw stuff like the PS2 as the place FPS games were going to explode on.
>even quickloading starts a new .exe
My god.
>already 1 level behind
SYN ACK
Does someone know the exact date for Dogwater this year? I can't find anything, either my Google-Fu is lacking, or they haven't published anything yet. Would be high time though, last year it was mid-July
>>714256213https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25
>>714255993>have to stare at the desktop every load>best character is a fucking hologram AI idol>all endings are depressing (which is very fitting, I can admit that)>choosing fraction doesn't mean much, another one will try to recruit you anyway until the very endI prefer IW compact levels to the empty big ones in the first game though
feels like stream 1 and 2 are switched
>>714256292>>714256305Thanks lads! Forgot to check the obvious source.
>>714256167>SYN ACKI just had a 4 hour long exam yesterday about the TCP IP stack and this post makes me want to ACK
>>714255513>It starts a new .exe each loading screenJesus Christ how horrifying
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I didn't think a Where's Waldo game could be this brutal
>>714256495slippery ass nigga
>>714256495>Made by bethesda
>>714256509>gay homo shit on stream 1>NES KINO on stream 2why are you gay, anon?
Wally is the better name than Waldo, but then Odlaw's name doesn't work
>stream 2 AEW hoodie
HEADBANGA ANON?
>>7142565671 all is in reference to the race being tied
>>714256591>but then Odlaw's name doesn't workYeah but in that case the natural path would be to go with Willy.
>>714256763A even though none of those tiny ass sprites looked like Waldo
>>714255513that's the most niggerlicious thing I've seen in a while when it comes to games
ABSOLUTELY BUTTCLENCHING RACE
>>714256763A+
>>714256763B for bokay but boring
>>714256763A for How the fuck was that Waldo there?
>>714256790Right?
>there he is!>points to some weird blob of pixels>audience claps
>>714256763A, short and sweet
>>714256961C, not really interesting
>>714255513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIinUmlsAm4
This shit is getting tedious now.
>>714257172maybe go outside and touch grass
That cap and moustache combo not doing him any favours
>>714257219It's his Andy Crapp look.
i secretly like zesty niggas like this
>>714257219someone tell him that his glasses are not very flattering
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>>714256763I'm doin' him an A
i wish they had a speedrunner who ran the setting up the games. again there is fucking nothing happening on both streams
Just in time to watch Hirexen have a flawless run without any fuckups
i love the shitty nes block where is tinytim
Now this looks like some kino
I get the feeling this run won't be very wacky at all
kino incoming in stream 2
>>714257684today is the day
FATLUS GAME????
A F*CKING FATLUS GAME ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
>""""wacky"""" """""""races""""""""
>its a 2D platformer where you play as a dog nigga
>>714257787doesn't get any more wacky
>>714257823how about racey?
>>714257787The wacky part is that it's being run by a dude that looks and sounds like young Werner Herzog
The Polack's accent is incomprehensible
now which stream am I supposed to watch
>not being able to watch 3 streams at the same time
>>714257970Stream 2, and then you switch to Stream 1 after some time.
Avianos seems like one of the most boring UFO50 games you could pick from a speedrunning perspective
An actual fucking american
>>714258013I can watch but I can only hear one of them or I don't understand anything
He's doing so well. Bless Endy for being a real one and keeping his nerves in check
>>714258190You've done it now
>>714258021I guess they picked it because it's been decided it's the most iconic game.
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>killed 2 bosses with 1 hp left
>>714258281Not Barbuta? Mini & Max?
Might as well go for Party House.
>>714257787Muttley, you philistine.
this hirexen guy seems like a pretty good speedrunner
>>714258375Nope, for reasons that I have no fucking clue with, it's the one the normies all know about.
>>714258429He literally had WR for the games he choked last year. He's just a nervous wreck
>>714258468>fundamentally awful game to view>entire commentary was explaining regular game mechanics>dry commentaryHonestly D, even though it's a good game and good performance.
>Wacky races
>it's not a racing game
I miss TTS bot, where the fuck is he? The reader they have on stream 2 is a total faggot
>>714258429Actually he has WR for this one as well
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>>714258468I'm doin' him a C
hang on.. is that the karnov guy... oh no no no..
>>714258561IT'S NOT
FUCKING
FAIR!!
they are very very personal to me, in fact im kind of an alzheimers myself
>>714258793I'm doing him an A, good to see him not bomb
>>714258793A-
>no chokeseh
>>714258793A, pretty funny
Watching the swede fail at wacky races lore was peak
>>714258793A
I'm so proud of him for not losing his nerve this time!
>>714258793A
i like 8 bit nindendo
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>>714258793I'm doin' him an A
>>714258793A, solid and underestimate run from our guy
>>714258793B,glad he didn't choke
>not a single woman in the audience
where are they all
>>714258793A, no chokes this time.
>schedule doesn't list the system
yikes....
>>714258793A no gameover AND under estimate is basically a flawless run
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>>714258909Theyre all having a special date
Oh shi it's bizarro joshimuz
why have an intermision if they are playing the same game back to back
>>714258909It's gay day in the women's sauna.
Why did stream 1 take 10 minutes to switch games when it's the same game with the same runner?
>>714259017They are ahead of schedule. That's probably why
>>714258909they are cooking and tending to the children
>>714259012We have lot of Josh clones this ESA given the main man didn't make it.
>>714259017>>714259047to give him a quick fap break
>>714259173Was he even trying to go to ESA?
>>714259264Nope, Josh has better things to do.
>>714259303streaming gta?
>>714259173Who're the other ones? This is the only guy I've seen who looks like Josh at a distance.
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>oh great, another trann...
>he/him
What?
>>714259314To be fair he did just run his own in-person marathon this year.
>wake up turn on stream
>looks like a tranny
>he/him
that's whack
>>714259329Total Overdose runner from earlier.
>>714259417no they have to pay 2000 seks
>>714259356I bet he's like 25 years old too
I bought UFO 50 this year and it's great, but I've only played a third of the games and I can't remember any of the names so I can't really hold a conversation about it.
That chameleon game though... yeah that's the stuff.
>>714259447>have to pay in seks just to enter ESAThe controversy was true...
>not watching SMT: Nocturne HARD TDE Maniax Chronicles
>11:20:00 / 15:00:00 estimate
>Hirexen commentary
>immediately goes on a pronunciation rant
kek
>>714254974D, def not a good speed game
>>714249267 (OP)>clicked on link out of curiosity>it's a troonwhy is the speedtranny meme so real?
All these runners are so bad...
SGDQ is going to mogg them so badly
>tormenting runner with polish language
>>714259582so true xister
>>714259556>clicked on link out of curiosity >it's purple
>>714259552It is what it is. I do like your shirt
>>714259552Oh hay, it's the Oneanus dude, nice to see you again.
>>714259552Is the stream room temperature controlled? I can't imagine wearing two layers in this heat.
>>714259691It's fucking freezing in there KEK
>>714259691The hotel is pretty ventilated. Enough so that you'll be in for a surprise if you step outside, it's like night-and-day
>>714259783I wonder if the ice cream is still free.
>>714259552sorry but stream1 had pure kino so everyone watched that
>>714259830Can confirm that it is still free
Anyone have the guinea pig webm with the animator going increasingly forced overanimation on that poor thing? While self-fellating despite getting worse for 5 years straight?
>>714259830What about the popcorn?
I'm only half watching (and apparently so is everyone else) but did he really lose on the final boss and waste minutes of a 20 minute run?
>>714259552Nice to see someone pay us a visit. Sorry half the thread got taken in by a Finn playing mid-2000s jank kino
>>714259932wasn't watching, is it a xoneris run?
>>714259870Nice, when I went it sure seemed like people were shoving metric fucktons of that down their faces.
>Mortol II
>3 minutes
At least it's a good game to run I suppose.
>>714259987FREE sugar and milk. You'd be a fool not to gorge yourself.
>>714259957>Sorry half the thread got taken in by a Finn playing mid-2000s jank kinoBut that's a good thing.
>do i want to eat or choke
>casually destroys all of finland
kek
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RATE GRUNIOZERCA
Woah woah, slow down bro, that was too fast. I didn't see what happened.
>>714260089A, always love a short NES game
>>714260089A, smooth and short
>>714260089A for gooniojertsA
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>>714260089I'm doin' him a B
This feller running UFO looksslike someones oblivion character
>>714260201A better than the other two
>>714260201B-, I didn't get it.
>>714260201B fun tech, bit short
>>714260201B
Actually a good run but too short to really get into it. Also I suspect it's incomprehensible if you hadn't already played the game.
>>714260089C. Competently executed, but the game is just not an interesting watch.
>>714260201F
I was taking a fucking piss and missed all of it, it was too fast
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>>714260201I'm doin' him a B
Also we forgot to RATE FIST HELL
>>714260273>This speedrun was too fast!/v/-tan, 2025
Do you guys like to have a good old honk?
joshimuz #3 sighted on stream 1
>>714260220I can see it now
i think you guys forgot to rate the other ufo50 game
>2hour jrpg on stream 1
Stream 2 it is
>>714260440We need the alzheimers cures
>>714260440To be fair it's usually not really done for incentive stuff.
>>714260486Say no more, JRPG kino it is
>tunes in stream1
man the things I'd to Tim...
>>714260579Like put him into your pocket?
>>714260579put him in a paper airplane and throw him really far?
>>714260579I'd talk to him about obscure Spectrum and Amstrad games.
>>714260579Use him as a slight footstep to tie your shoelaces?
>>714260579Have him fight to the death with a dust mite?
PLEASE CUT OUT THE FUCKING NKNOCKINGNNNNNNNNNN
>>714260579Buy a little dollhouse for him to live in?
>>714260579Blow a soap bubble at him and watch him float away?
>home alone nes
He's just going to go into a safe spot and sit there for 20 minutes, isn't he? Meh, thought it's going to be the Sega game.
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>(live world record tutorial)
What is Tiny Tim's least favorite Halo game?
Reach.
Hey, it's the Chaos-hating man, based
what is patrick bateman doing at esa
whats this anime slut game
>American cowgirl and an Arab hijab girl with a gun
Quite the damn party lol
>>714260934Game series that's famous for not being Final Fantasy, except when it is Final Fantasy.
This runner looks like he fucks and murders whores.
>>714260950You forgot literally just a fucking cat, no bells or whistles
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Is this the Clair obscure game everyone is talking about
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>>714261154It's Clair Obscure if it was bad (aka Japanese)
>>714261154No, you'll notice by the baguette music and mime costumes.
For real.
nice getting manhandled category on home alone
>>714261154this game has better combat.
They've been playing HA for while but the timer's not running, why are they cheating?
The intermission moments presentation in this SaGa game are mobile tier cheap. Even 90's Square did it better with literally all of the FF's.
>>714261334He is teaching her
>>714261360all of these modern 3d saga games are the same shit, a map, some text, then the battle
This looks like some real kusoge, lads
>>714261046He looks more like Matt Damon the puppet than the actor
Deh deeeehh.....doo doodoo
>>714261046the eternal anglo strikes again
>>714250316How is this a warnable offtopic post wtf
>>714261574Fingol actually
Did you guys hear Tiny Tim got pickpocketed at the venue?
All I can think is how could someone stoop so low
Kevin's walk animation down the stairs is funny.
what does live world record tutorial mean
wtf is going on in stream 2
>>714261628probably mass reported by subhuman arabs or someshit
>>714261721>got pickpocketedYou got it wrong. He wasn't pickpocketed, he was pocketed. Somebody put him in their pocket and stole him.
what the fuck are they doing
>>714261794>>714261808He taught her the strat to get World Record
>>714261794He taught her to get world record live with this run
>>714261794He taught her (and you, if you paid attention) how to get a WR in that game.
>>714261868>>714261880Oh, so she got the world record then? Huh?
After this run is over im going to get wr for myself
>>714261919It's tied, the game is solved.
>30 mins for this bullshit
I'm gonna say something misogynistic
>>714261919in 13 minutes yes
both runs suck im gonna try out jetpac on the speccy
>stream 1 empty
>stream 2 full of people watching a static screen
>>714262054>stream 2 full of people watching a static screeny-yeah, who could like to do that haha
>>714261808Just another instance of forcing girls onto stage. Not that I mind the girls, and Natalie sure seems nice, but I don't know if it's a reasonable strat to have girls play coop, 2p1c or tutorials way too often, just to be able to shoehorn them in.
>>714262132The run is like this, its irrelevant if its a girl, a guy, a dog or a tranny
Is this run just going to be her sitting there the entire time? Is this some kind of sick joke?
YOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS HOME ALONE SPEEDRUN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE
>>714262132These are the sort of games she runs anyway.
>>714262242The game is basically about trying to fool the robbers and not get caught until the police arrive. Because of how the game is made it just winds up being climbing up in a spot where the robbers can never reach, and wait. You can't really lose, and get a guaranteed (shared) WR.
I literally cannot fucking find the Stream 2, how fucking retarded are they
>4 player run
>stream 2
uhhhh... nobody tell them
>>714262428I think that's a problem on your end, buddy
Where
1. Updated rankings
2. New bread
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>>714262054I'm watching Emerald Beyond.
>>714262498I do to, but it's not very engaging.
The Bogdanoff guy is really uncanny.
>>714262467If you actually want people to watch oor at least be aware of the stream then maybe you should advertise it better?
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