Thread 714249267

Stream 1:
Now: Metaphor: No One Lives Forever 2: Eclectic Dingaling
In an hour: Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy

Stream 2:
Soon: The Stanley Parable

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule/

Previous Thread: >>714231695

WE ARE SO MIGGA!

This music is torture

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKING

>India level
>White woman isn't being constantly molested.
Immersion ruined.

>>714249425
Woman has gun

SAAAAAR STOP CHOOOOOOKING SAAAR

>>714249447
These people run in front of trains for a selfie. They're not going to let a gun stop them from bobs and vagane.

>>714249425
She literally is tho

>>714249508
Their police doesn't use guns, they use sticks to beat people in line
They're cattle minded, loud noise bang bang is good enough to scatter them. There will be a first one to try shit, but noone afterwards.

I have no miggers, only topographies of ignorance.

NOLF 1 and 2 were my childhood.

Never heard of Perfect Dark before growing up either

I love how that's the same generic beep sound as in Shogo and a bunch of their other games.

CHEATED

Since chartposter got banned:

S tier: Crash Team Racing

F tier: The rest of ESA

FINALLY an accurate representation of french people.

did he use another save from another time because he could not do the clip?

IM A HEADBANGA

>>714249717
>NOLF 1 and 2 were my childhood
Same brother. Kino ass games

>Mimes
>Voicelines
IMMERSION RUINED

>>714249867
Yup

Monolith hated mimes.

>level that looks like the middle east is full of french speaking people
how prophetic

>a woman that looks like that in the middle east
>not raped within 2 minutes

>>714250008
Woman has gun

>>714249820
Was he?

>>714250008
Gun. Also, all the men in the middleeast have been replaced by fr*nchmen in this universe.

>>714250079
He's still been posting charts, at most he got the same anon who always spam reports him for ban evasion.

>>714250132
Why do you assume theres a conspiracy everytime?

>India level
>No Bathing In Water sign
Immersion: Restored

where did IM A HEADBANGER come from?

>>714250207
It's better to be paranoid than to be tricked and laughed at.

>no bathing in water
These kind of signs must be commonplace in India

>>714250008
I was going to say "The middle east is full of cuties too, why aren't those getting mass raped", but then I realized it's the reason why they're covered from head to toe.
I hate third worlders man.

>>714250316
>third worlders
erm actually they're European now

>>714250305
Forgot pic

>>714249896
>visible guns
Agreed.

They warned us about them mimes.

>>714250316
There's another reason I guess, if the chick belongs to a big enough Hamula (tribe, family etc) no one will dare touch her, but they still cover up

and yeah some chick have that forbidden desert beauty to them

Mornin' /v/ you wan't some cawfee?

>>714250860
7/10

with jugs 8/10

>>714249868
Hope you witnessed this.

>>714250860
>Mornin' /v/ you wan't some cawfee?
No, the only acceptable thing is tea and hobnobs.

>>714250860
Women always drink coffee carefully to not ruin their makeup

>eeeeeeeee
>oooooooohhhh
>arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
It's a Yorkshire farmer.

>>714250936
did he died

>stanley parable
>any% takes 50 minutes
I love that game, but it sounds like an awful speedrun

>>714250940
cuppa char for ya

>>714251060
Yes

>>714251060
worse

>>714250860
Looks like a slut, but has less than three bodycount

>>714251125
Looks dorky and wholesome, but has been banged by 50 men, including her stepdad and her history teacher

>>714251109
Being that Skemny has showed up, it'll be as overdone and annoying with him gurning over the entire stream as it was at UKSG.

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

He cheated 2 times.

Live, choke, repeat.

>>714251282
Does it count as a choke if the checkpoint system Gold Experience Requiem'd him tho?

>>714251365
you forgot "savescum"

>>714251442
Monolith invented Dark Souls.

>>714251442
Incredible.

RATE NOLF ASIHARMW

Rate No One Lives Forever 2

>>714251585
B

>>714251585
B

>>714251604
B, would be A if he didnt have to cheat

>>714251604
>>714251585
S
Thumbs up all around

>>714251585
D
CHEATSSSSSSSSSS

>>714251585
>>714251604
C would have been higher if he had not cheated

>>714251585
>>714251604
B

>>714251585
>>714251604
B

weee

>>714251585
>>714251604
C

>>714251585
>>714251604
C

>>714251604
B

SGDQ is next week right?

>>714251679
Nice one

>>714251585
>>714251604
It was fun but flawed
C

>>714251585
>>714251604
B

>Psi-Ops then Dude Sex 2
Morning FPS block looking comfy.

>>714251585
>>714251604
D

>>714251725
yeah, it starts when this ends

>>714251725
Starts like 22 hours after ESA is done.

>>714251725
Yes, then ASM after that, then also Dogwater.

stream 1 looking good today

>>714251725
I think its this sunday actually

I'm going to McDonalds for breakfast, guys, what do you want?

>>714251819
The 2 hour pokemon run though

>>714251725
July 6

>>714251836
>McDonalds

>>714251836
Nah I've got pot noodle on toast.

>>714251836
Get me a strawberry milkshake

>>714251872
always some garbage to ruin the fun

It's up.

>>714251836
nuggies

how did it go up 10k from yesterday afternoon EU time?

>>714251932
strawberry machine broke

>>714251964
>better esa

Nice

>>714251585
>>714251604
C for cheater, but the game is a buggy fuck and it was in service of not mucking up the schedule.

>>714252020
donations probably

>>714250412
>go up to a hot lady at night
>ask her for tribal association before rape
>let her go on her merry way

>>714251836
>Fast food for breakfast
Do people really do this?

>>714251836
I got some rice in the cooker and dashi being reduced atm for some nice miso-butter sauce once the rice is done, I'm good.
Tell the cashier to smile, free of charge.

What is Lovare thinking right now i wonder

>>714252160
>damn, I'm fucking thicc
Probably.

>>714251836
Sausage mcgriddle
Hashbrown
Hot coffee

>>714252160
Something happen?

>>714252020
Mostly the CTR run on stream 2.

>>714252030
Every goddamn time

>>714252020
CTR

>>714251964
Stream2 bros, it's looking rough today. Other than In Sound Mind, Spyro and Astro Bot, none of these sound good, and I have no idea whether ISM or Astro Bot even make for good speedruns...
How we holding up?

>>714252160
She is sexualising herself on her insta

>>714252375
fat

>>714252375
Nice fupa

>>714252339
>bunch of shitty short games
>another hirexen trainwreck
looks kino

>>714251836
A Mcmuffin, a large milkshake(any flavour) and yes I want fries with that.

>>714252375
squeezable tummy

>>714252339
>cyberpunk
I'd love to see someone try a release day version speedrun.

>>714252516
How's biz?

>>714252375
Would

>>714252339
>glitchless cyberpunk
modern games should not have a glitchless speedrun it's just a let's play

Stream 2 lets go

>>714252601
eh, can't complain

>>714252634
Nah, glitchless is the actual speedrun category. With glitches you aren't even playing the game. Glitchless is just pure "how fast can I go". No normal person does CP in 2 hours, it's severely different from how one would normally play it.

holy fuck is he finnish

>>714252601
eh can't complain

What a delicious accent

>Finnish runners
>Psi-Ops
PERKELE

>>714252753
>how fast can I go
>speedrun
yes that's what it is

The way the runners voice trembles ever so slightly when he trails off after a line betrays his fake bravour. He is nervous.

I can't understand shit what they're saying

ebin

Already kino

>>714252804
Stream2 btw

>>714252807
berkele ;DDDDDDDDD

I wanted to watch Stanley Parable but I don't like the look of the runner

>People here really fell for the stream 2 psi-op
Ishiggydiggy

>check stream2
>immediately greeted by a flamboyant faggot
No thanks, I take broke aenglish day of any.

>>714252897
I fell for the stream 1 psi-op

>>714252897
But Psi-op is in stream 1

This one is going to be full choke kino

kek what the fuck is this run

>less than 5 min in
>already a trainwreck

Stanley was in a hurry for some reason, without being able to appreciate the finer details of his journey. Being so hasty, it's doubtful that Stanley even enjoys life.

Game's busted to fuck so having a metric fuckton of safety saves is sensible for a marathon.

perkele

>>714253029
Stanley doesn't fucking care

what the hell is this game

Stream 1 or 2?

>these guys go to sauna
Comedy gold commentary

opendorr

>>714252339
>Wacky races with Hirexen
Looking forward for kino.

>>714252953
>>714253010
>>714253027
>>714253039
>>714253124
I literally have no idea which stream you're talking about. Please include 1 or 2 in your post so I know next time.

>>714253124
Weird, busted shit that you'd think is made by zome Czech studio in the middle of nowhere with twigs but was actually made by Midway Games.

that certainly ruined their day

ebin

wtf is this engrish

>>714253205
that scorpion?

>>714253198
why the hell would it be stream 2 when kino is happening in stream 1

This run is pure :DDDD

this is actually quite bad

>>714253241
developed by midway

>>714253198
How can she even fit that many in there? why can't I stop looking?

-Stream 3

lmao

>I have been trying to get people to play this game but they always give up
Kek

Get over he-ACK

Shout outs to the GDQ tech crew!

this is literally the highlight of esa for me

>i think I alt-tabbed out of frustration
Happens to the finnests of us

>The game is 4:3 but is stretched on the stread
It was a trainwreck before it even began.

This is great

>>714253198
Dumb satania poster

>"I want to play it safe"
>immediately goes to shit and game bugs out
that needs to be webm'd

What the fuck is going on

I mean, it's not so bad it automatically wraps around to being a glorious trainwreck. But it's entertainingly bad. It's not cringekino either.
I think it's just a fucking funny run personally.

r8 desktop

HOLY SHIT, THEKOTTI IS THERE

>>714253508
It's a Finn running a notoriously unstable game, it's beautiful.

swooced right in

this fucking run

Glorious trainwreck

oh shit he spent half the run time stuck on the first level?

https://youtu.be/4FzM4lipCd8?si=FeHREe6PaXxg2P2I this is the same Fin who played this at GDQ and was grilling one of the Devs while running the game

This is the kind of run that will actually be remembered

>>714250316
heh, but they are though.

>>714253671
Ok course, it's the same sort of energy as the Elex run of stuff is going to shit but everybody is having fun along with the runner rather than laughing at them.

>this was the first game
>well maybe not the first game
>but it was a game to have a pre-release
informative as always

The Finnish accent makes everything automatically better

>>714253780
*a free-release
with ads, you can pay to play the game without ads, like any mobile game

>if it's open, it cannot open
Naruhodo

>>714253772
For a finnish person, the runner has a surprisingly magnetic (attracting, not repelling) personality. He's also not sperging out over someone being closer than 5 meters.

>>714253780
he said "free release" t. spurdo expert
Imagine having ads in your games just to play them free.

Got a copy of a rayman game with ads. Did a routine run of SpyBot search and destroy which tunrs out removed all the ads from the game so I could play it normally for free

>>714253828
>>714253843
thanks anons I misheard.

saatana...

>>714253540
>dolphin-xxx

>>714253843
Thanks expert

anlaki

im an expert at boxing from watching these boss fights now

Unlucky

>in finnish, vase=bucket
It all makes sense now

What a fucking braphog, jesus who signed this sexy mama off?

Another cheating faggot im getting fed up with them this event.

am i watching stream 1 or 2

>>714254164
Just say random shit with no context like everyone else

>run straight to the exit
>keeps curving along the wall
Stupid Finn, can't even into English.

>>714254164
Who in their right mind would be watching stream 2?

>wake up
>open stream
>thickest Finnish accent I’ve heard in years

>>714254194
...

Kekked at him getting gang raped in the corner

sent him to the shadow relm

>don't go to the future to my upcoming run
lol

>>714254065
>>714254119
>>714254283
Which stream are you talking about?

she's hot

>these will always hit
>nevermind that didn't
>or that
>or that

Or that

>not even looking at her as he pelts her with gas cannisters
kek

>>714254375
You could even say she's smoking hot.

>>714254375
Yeah, she’s on fire

Hot women ryona, love it
Burning the pyrokinetic to death is double poetic

>>714254424
You're the best anon

>>714254436
You gotta fight fire with fire.

>10 seconds remaining

uhh. BROS??

>>714254535
>wolk of sheim

>>714254535
PERKELE

SaY iT wItH mE

OvErEsTiMaTe

>>714254535
SAY IT WITH ME NOW!

>>714254535
it's fine, there are 2 chapters more only

>>714254535
SAY WITH ME

spurdo bros...

>leaves the room
>does not elaborate

Estimate can get fucked, this is fun.

>unhinged game
>glitchy game
>normal flat tone finn runner
scripted level juxtaposition

>>714254584
until then I thought he was saying "Big Socks" because the ghosts looked like white socks

>second to last boss fight
>already over estimate
grim

>cant understand a damn word
>still more enjoyable to listen to than fr*nch

redeemed himself at the end

>>714254687
Being Finn is grim existence.

>>714254683
Stop. Drop & roll!

VERY nice yob :D

RATE Psi-Ops: The Finnish Conspiracy

>>714254762
S

>>714254762
S

>>714254762
S

>>714254762
A. Very enjoyable.

>>714254762
D overestimate

>>714254762
SSS+++
I'm grateful for every second over estimate

>>714254762
A-

>>714254762
A
veri injoiable run

>>714254762
SSS pure ludokino

>>714254759
S for suomi perkele :DDDD

>>714254762
A

>>714254762
S(uomi)

>>714254762
A
Deadpan trainwreck made me giggle.

>>714254762
A
Easy
Finns + barely working game = good times

>>714254762
A

>>714254762
S for Perkele

>>714254762
S for fun trainwreck

>>714254762
S(uomi)

>>714254762
S for entertainment

>>714254762
B (cringekino). Have to deduct points for over estimate and sloppy play

>>714254762
S
His run at agdq 2023 was also based with him grilling the dev and taking his hatred for the game out on him

>>714254762
A
Trainwreck, with entertaining crew and the thickest Finnish accents

>>714254762
S aatana

>>714254762
S, peak trainwreck

>>714254762
S

reader is the skyrim guard voice actor lmao

Also Stanley Parable finished

Rate if you watched it
You didn't

>>714254858
So is his thing just to run these broken pieces of shit games?

>>714254762
S(purdo-core)

>>714254697
Ca c'est suffit, petite garçon.

>thanks to my silent couch, he was just reading the strategy guide
>"you weren't following them"
>maybe it would have gone better if I did
10/10 end

>Please run this game
He's trying to pass this curse onto someone else so that he can be free

RATE Stanley or not idk

>>714254948
Kek

>>714254893
D for didn't care.
Speedrunning a walking simulator isn't a good idea imho.

>>714254974
It'd be against the interest of the game to do so.
For meta reasons, I have to abstain.

>>714254762
A

>>714254893
>>714254974
B- not bad, not interesting either

>>714254974
D

>>714254893
>>714254974
B. I watched both at the same time. Honestly it wasn't bad. Some speed tech with the jump glitch.

>>714254974
B for Banley

>>714254893
>>714254974
F

>>714254974
didnt watch enough to rate, they were stuck listening to the narrator for 1 minute and i was like yeah nah

>>714254762
S, I had a great time
>>714254974
C, not an amazing game for a speedrun sadly

>Dude Sex 2
Stick with the Plum.

heh

>>714255330
That's one way to get around the capture issues.

>>714255330
Any invisible war hater knows what's the reason for that?

>>714255330
kino

This year's ESA seems like its people who no longer have time to even game due to life constraints as opposed to the autists and trannies from GDQ who do nothing but speedrun.

>Can't watch because I'm planning to play Invisible War
Sad

>>714255330
>>714255379
>>714255425
It starts a new .exe each loading screen. Last time I played this game I had like 20 invisible war processes going at once in my taskbar

>>714255425
No but it just looks like the game is closing and reopening the window every time there's a new loading.

>>714255513
>It starts a new .exe each loading screen
What the fuck why
Why would you design your game like that

>>714254762
S

>>714255513
This, a lot of people run it on the console version because of this and a fuckton of other issues with the PC version.

>>714255513
>It starts a new .exe each loading screen.
Disgusting
>Last time I played this game I had like 20 invisible war processes going at once in my taskbar
Yeah, piece of cake

>>714255562
It's development was rushed and all the fuck over the place.

Hirexen is the run after the next on stream 2 running Wacky Races

>>714255562
It was made for console exclusively, black magic to get it run on PC I guess
>>714255581
I mean outside of that it ran fine I think? But yeah it's annoying

>>714255562
Guessing they had memory leak issues out the ass and went with the nuclear fix option

WHERE'S WHERE'S VOLDO?

>>714255632
What are some wacky races? Finns and Australians for sure

>>714255632
>Wacky Races
I remember that game being a lot of fun but I haven't played it in 20 years. Hope it's a good run.

>>714255723
hirexen did a god tier run last year, it problably will be good

>>714255723
Australians arent a race

I can understand all the hatred for IW now, the game is consolized as fuck and the first game feels like a CRPG in comparison

>>714255907
Finns are though, they evolved very differently.

>>714255993
hope you like loading screens too

>2nd waldo screen is darker and not lined up properly with the 1st screen
shoutout to the tech crew

>>714255993
It's got some upsides but yeah, they really took an axe to things to make it work for consoles because they saw stuff like the PS2 as the place FPS games were going to explode on.

>even quickloading starts a new .exe
My god.

>already 1 level behind
SYN ACK

Does someone know the exact date for Dogwater this year? I can't find anything, either my Google-Fu is lacking, or they haven't published anything yet. Would be high time though, last year it was mid-July

>>714256213
https://oengus.io/marathon/DWR25/schedule/dwr25

american losing

>>714256213
18-20 July

>>714255993
>have to stare at the desktop every load
>best character is a fucking hologram AI idol
>all endings are depressing (which is very fitting, I can admit that)
>choosing fraction doesn't mean much, another one will try to recruit you anyway until the very end
I prefer IW compact levels to the empty big ones in the first game though

feels like stream 1 and 2 are switched

>>714256292
>>714256305
Thanks lads! Forgot to check the obvious source.

f-bombs dropped

>>714256167
>SYN ACK
I just had a 4 hour long exam yesterday about the TCP IP stack and this post makes me want to ACK

>>714255513
>It starts a new .exe each loading screen
Jesus Christ how horrifying

I didn't think a Where's Waldo game could be this brutal

1 all! Shit is real now!

>>714256495
slippery ass nigga

>1-1
Oh, it's on

>>714256495
>Made by bethesda

>>714256509
>gay homo shit on stream 1
>NES KINO on stream 2
why are you gay, anon?

Wally is the better name than Waldo, but then Odlaw's name doesn't work

>stream 2 AEW hoodie
HEADBANGA ANON?

>>714256567
1 all is in reference to the race being tied

>>714256591
>but then Odlaw's name doesn't work
Yeah but in that case the natural path would be to go with Willy.

Rate Waldo

>>714256763
A

>>714256763
A

>>714256763
A

>>714256763
A even though none of those tiny ass sprites looked like Waldo

>>714255513
that's the most niggerlicious thing I've seen in a while when it comes to games

ABSOLUTELY BUTTCLENCHING RACE
>>714256763
A+

>>714256763
A

>>714256763
wAldo

>Omar ending
Based

>>714256763
B for bokay but boring

>>714256763
A for How the fuck was that Waldo there?

>>714256790
Right?
>there he is!
>points to some weird blob of pixels
>audience claps

>>714256763
A, short and sweet

>>714256763
A

DUDE SEX

RATE

>>714256961
A

>>714256961
A

>>714256961
B

>>714256961
c-

>>714256961
A, peak jank

>>714256961
B

>>714256961
C, not really interesting

>>714256961
A

>>714255513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIinUmlsAm4

>>714256961
C

>>714256961
C

>>714256961
B

>>714256961
A

fuck off Shemp

!donate

>>714256763
B
>>714256961
C

This shit is getting tedious now.

>>714257172
maybe go outside and touch grass

That cap and moustache combo not doing him any favours

>>714257219
It's his Andy Crapp look.

i secretly like zesty niggas like this

>>714257219
someone tell him that his glasses are not very flattering

>>714256763
I'm doin' him an A

i wish they had a speedrunner who ran the setting up the games. again there is fucking nothing happening on both streams

Just in time to watch Hirexen have a flawless run without any fuckups

i love the shitty nes block where is tinytim

Now this looks like some kino

I get the feeling this run won't be very wacky at all

kino incoming in stream 2

>>714257684
today is the day

You can do it Hirexen!

FATLUS GAME????
A F*CKING FATLUS GAME ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

>""""wacky"""" """""""races""""""""
>its a 2D platformer where you play as a dog nigga

>>714257787
doesn't get any more wacky

>>714257823
how about racey?

>>714257787
The wacky part is that it's being run by a dude that looks and sounds like young Werner Herzog

The Polack's accent is incomprehensible

now which stream am I supposed to watch

>>714257970
Stream 2, and then you switch to Stream 1 after some time.

Avianos seems like one of the most boring UFO50 games you could pick from a speedrunning perspective

An actual fucking american

>>714258013
I can watch but I can only hear one of them or I don't understand anything

He's doing so well. Bless Endy for being a real one and keeping his nerves in check

>>714258190
You've done it now

>>714258021
I guess they picked it because it's been decided it's the most iconic game.

>>714258263
I BELIEVE

>>714258281
Not Barbuta? Mini & Max?
Might as well go for Party House.

>>714257787
Muttley, you philistine.

this hirexen guy seems like a pretty good speedrunner

>>714258375
Nope, for reasons that I have no fucking clue with, it's the one the normies all know about.

Rate UFO 50 - Avianos

choking time

>>714258429
He literally had WR for the games he choked last year. He's just a nervous wreck

>>714258190
You did this.

>>714258468
Who?

>>714258468
B

>>714258190
anon....

>>714258468
>fundamentally awful game to view
>entire commentary was explaining regular game mechanics
>dry commentary
Honestly D, even though it's a good game and good performance.

>Wacky races
>it's not a racing game

I miss TTS bot, where the fuck is he? The reader they have on stream 2 is a total faggot

>>714258190
why anon?

>>714258429
Actually he has WR for this one as well

>>714258468
I'm doin' him a C

>>714258561
top cute

hang on.. is that the karnov guy... oh no no no..

>>714258561
IT'S NOT

FUCKING

FAIR!!

they are very very personal to me, in fact im kind of an alzheimers myself

Rate Wacky Races

>>714258793
A

>>714258468
B

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
I'm doing him an A, good to see him not bomb

>>714258793
B

>>714258793
A-
>no chokes
eh

>>714258793
k A rnov

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
B

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
A, pretty funny
Watching the swede fail at wacky races lore was peak

>>714258793
A
I'm so proud of him for not losing his nerve this time!

>>714258793
A
i like 8 bit nindendo

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
I'm doin' him an A

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
b

>>714258793
A, solid and underestimate run from our guy

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
A

>>714258793
B,glad he didn't choke

>not a single woman in the audience

where are they all

>>714258793
A, no chokes this time.

>schedule doesn't list the system

yikes....

>>714258793
A no gameover AND under estimate is basically a flawless run

>>714258909
Theyre all having a special date

Oh shi it's bizarro joshimuz

why have an intermision if they are playing the same game back to back

>>714258909
It's gay day in the women's sauna.

Why did stream 1 take 10 minutes to switch games when it's the same game with the same runner?

>>714259017
They are ahead of schedule. That's probably why

>>714259012
Moshijuz

>>714258909
they are cooking and tending to the children

>>714259047
shilling

>>714259012
We have lot of Josh clones this ESA given the main man didn't make it.

>>714259017
>>714259047
to give him a quick fap break

>>714259173
Was he even trying to go to ESA?

>>714259264
Nope, Josh has better things to do.

>>714259303
streaming gta?

>>714259173
Who're the other ones? This is the only guy I've seen who looks like Josh at a distance.

>oh great, another trann...
>he/him

What?

>>714259314
To be fair he did just run his own in-person marathon this year.

>wake up turn on stream
>looks like a tranny
>he/him
that's whack

CHOKE

>>714259356
>>714259379
Rent free.

>>714259329
Total Overdose runner from earlier.

>>714259417
no they have to pay 2000 seks

>>714259356
I bet he's like 25 years old too

I bought UFO 50 this year and it's great, but I've only played a third of the games and I can't remember any of the names so I can't really hold a conversation about it.

That chameleon game though... yeah that's the stuff.

>>714259447
>have to pay in seks just to enter ESA
The controversy was true...

>not watching SMT: Nocturne HARD TDE Maniax Chronicles
>11:20:00 / 15:00:00 estimate

>Hirexen commentary
>immediately goes on a pronunciation rant
kek

>>714254974
D, def not a good speed game

>>714249267 (OP)
>clicked on link out of curiosity
>it's a troon
why is the speedtranny meme so real?

Is that bober?

All these runners are so bad...
SGDQ is going to mogg them so badly

>>714259582
so true xister

>>714259556
>clicked on link out of curiosity
>it's purple

>>714259552
It is what it is. I do like your shirt

>>714259552
Oh hay, it's the Oneanus dude, nice to see you again.

>>714259552
Is the stream room temperature controlled? I can't imagine wearing two layers in this heat.

>>714259552
>dunce123

>>714259691
It's fucking freezing in there KEK

>>714259691
The hotel is pretty ventilated. Enough so that you'll be in for a surprise if you step outside, it's like night-and-day

>>714259783
I wonder if the ice cream is still free.

>>714259552
kek

>>714259830
2000 seks

>>714259552
sorry but stream1 had pure kino so everyone watched that

>>714259830
Can confirm that it is still free

Anyone have the guinea pig webm with the animator going increasingly forced overanimation on that poor thing? While self-fellating despite getting worse for 5 years straight?

>>714259830
What about the popcorn?

I'm only half watching (and apparently so is everyone else) but did he really lose on the final boss and waste minutes of a 20 minute run?

OVER FUCKING ESTIMATE

>>714259552
Nice to see someone pay us a visit. Sorry half the thread got taken in by a Finn playing mid-2000s jank kino

>>714259932
wasn't watching, is it a xoneris run?

>>714259870
Nice, when I went it sure seemed like people were shoving metric fucktons of that down their faces.

>Mortol II
>3 minutes
At least it's a good game to run I suppose.

>>714259987
FREE sugar and milk. You'd be a fool not to gorge yourself.

>>714259957
>Sorry half the thread got taken in by a Finn playing mid-2000s jank kino
But that's a good thing.

>>714259552
Zased

>casually destroys all of finland
kek

RATE GRUNIOZERCA

>>714260089
C

>>714260089
A+

Woah woah, slow down bro, that was too fast. I didn't see what happened.

>>714260089
A, always love a short NES game

>>714260089
B

>>714260089
B

>>714259552
>>714254974
pity A

>>714260089
A, smooth and short

>>714260089
A for gooniojertsA

>>714260089
C kurwa

>>714260089
I'm doin' him a B

RATE UFO 50 MORTAL II

This feller running UFO looksslike someones oblivion character

>>714260201
C

>>714260201
A better than the other two

>>714260201
B-, I didn't get it.

>>714260201
A

TIM SIGHTING

>>714260201
B fun tech, bit short

>>714260201
B
Actually a good run but too short to really get into it. Also I suspect it's incomprehensible if you hadn't already played the game.

>>714260201
b+

>>714260089
C. Competently executed, but the game is just not an interesting watch.

>>714260201
F
I was taking a fucking piss and missed all of it, it was too fast

>>714260201
D for Dull

>>714260201
I'm doin' him a B

Also we forgot to RATE FIST HELL

>>714260273
>This speedrun was too fast!
/v/-tan, 2025

Do you guys like to have a good old honk?

>>714260341
C

joshimuz #3 sighted on stream 1

>>714260220
I can see it now

i think you guys forgot to rate the other ufo50 game

>>714260341
>>714260440
C

>2hour jrpg on stream 1
Stream 2 it is

>>714260440
We need the alzheimers cures

>>714260341
B

>>714260201
S

>>714260341
A

>>714260201
C

>>714260440
To be fair it's usually not really done for incentive stuff.

>>714260486
Say no more, JRPG kino it is
>tunes in stream1

>>714260089
B. Was cute.

>>714260440
D

man the things I'd to Tim...

>>714260579
Like put him into your pocket?

>>714260579
put him in a paper airplane and throw him really far?

>>714260579
I'd talk to him about obscure Spectrum and Amstrad games.

>>714260579
Use him as a slight footstep to tie your shoelaces?

>>714260579
Have him fight to the death with a dust mite?

PLEASE CUT OUT THE FUCKING NKNOCKINGNNNNNNNNNN

>>714260579
Buy a little dollhouse for him to live in?

>>714260579
Blow a soap bubble at him and watch him float away?

im fucking reggie

>home alone nes
He's just going to go into a safe spot and sit there for 20 minutes, isn't he? Meh, thought it's going to be the Sega game.

The Chin!

What is Tiny Tim's least favorite Halo game?
Reach.

Hey, it's the Chaos-hating man, based

what is patrick bateman doing at esa

whats this anime slut game

>American cowgirl and an Arab hijab girl with a gun
Quite the damn party lol

>>714260872
You fucker

>>714260934
Game series that's famous for not being Final Fantasy, except when it is Final Fantasy.

This runner looks like he fucks and murders whores.

>>714260950
You forgot literally just a fucking cat, no bells or whistles

>>714261046
BOGGED

Is this the Clair obscure game everyone is talking about

>>714261154
It's Clair Obscure if it was bad (aka Japanese)

>>714261154
No, you'll notice by the baguette music and mime costumes.
For real.

nice getting manhandled category on home alone

>>714261154
this game has better combat.

They've been playing HA for while but the timer's not running, why are they cheating?

The intermission moments presentation in this SaGa game are mobile tier cheap. Even 90's Square did it better with literally all of the FF's.

>>714261334
He is teaching her

>>714261360
all of these modern 3d saga games are the same shit, a map, some text, then the battle

>CHOKE
CHOKE
>CHOKE
CHOKE

This looks like some real kusoge, lads

>>714261046
He looks more like Matt Damon the puppet than the actor

Deh deeeehh.....doo doodoo

>>714261534
which one?

>>714261046
the eternal anglo strikes again

>>714250316
How is this a warnable offtopic post wtf

>>714261573
yeah

>>714261574
Fingol actually

Did you guys hear Tiny Tim got pickpocketed at the venue?
All I can think is how could someone stoop so low

Kevin's walk animation down the stairs is funny.

what does live world record tutorial mean

wtf is going on in stream 2

>>714261628
probably mass reported by subhuman arabs or someshit

>>714261721
>got pickpocketed
You got it wrong. He wasn't pickpocketed, he was pocketed. Somebody put him in their pocket and stole him.

what the fuck are they doing

>>714261794
>>714261808
He taught her the strat to get World Record

>>714261794
He taught her to get world record live with this run

>>714261794
He taught her (and you, if you paid attention) how to get a WR in that game.

>>714261868
>>714261880
Oh, so she got the world record then? Huh?

After this run is over im going to get wr for myself

>>714261919
It's tied, the game is solved.

>30 mins for this bullshit
I'm gonna say something misogynistic

>>714261919
in 13 minutes yes

both runs suck im gonna try out jetpac on the speccy

>stream 1 empty
>stream 2 full of people watching a static screen

>>714262054
>stream 2 full of people watching a static screen
y-yeah, who could like to do that haha

>>714261808
Just another instance of forcing girls onto stage. Not that I mind the girls, and Natalie sure seems nice, but I don't know if it's a reasonable strat to have girls play coop, 2p1c or tutorials way too often, just to be able to shoehorn them in.

>>714262132
The run is like this, its irrelevant if its a girl, a guy, a dog or a tranny

Is this run just going to be her sitting there the entire time? Is this some kind of sick joke?

YOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS HOME ALONE SPEEDRUN FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE

>>714262132
These are the sort of games she runs anyway.

>>714262242
The game is basically about trying to fool the robbers and not get caught until the police arrive. Because of how the game is made it just winds up being climbing up in a spot where the robbers can never reach, and wait. You can't really lose, and get a guaranteed (shared) WR.

I literally cannot fucking find the Stream 2, how fucking retarded are they

>4 player run
>stream 2
uhhhh... nobody tell them

>>714262428
I think that's a problem on your end, buddy

Where
1. Updated rankings
2. New bread

>>714262054
I'm watching Emerald Beyond.

>>714249267 (OP)
>>714249267 (OP)
>>714249267 (OP)
Page 10 miggy.

>>714262498
I do to, but it's not very engaging.
The Bogdanoff guy is really uncanny.

>>714262467
If you actually want people to watch oor at least be aware of the stream then maybe you should advertise it better?

>>714262531
Very fucking funny.

>>714262510
>>714262510
>>714262510
Actual miggy.