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Do you really want an apt description? Okay, I'll spell it out for you. Before continuing, I invite you to take a look at the photograph that I have attached to this post.
Okay, you've seen the photo. Let's move on.
We are all aware that PirateSoftware owns a large collection of very large Dildos. What we also know is that he is prone to using those Dildos in his asshole.
With regular Dildo use in the asshole, the asshole will begin to expand. We all know about the gay community's affiliation with adult diapers. I digress.
However, degeneracy knows no limits. Similar to capitalism, degenerates do not only desire endless growth, but they also expect it. PirateSoftware is no different.
So, what did he do? First, he saw the video on Youtube about a man who built a playground for squirrels (see Exhibit B linked at the end of my post). That gave him an idea.
He thought to himself, "What if I, PirateSoftware, built a playground for ferrets that would ultimately lead them right into my PirateBooty?"
We all know that PirateSoftware is incapable of forming original thoughts or ideas, as seen with his unfinished Undertale Clone... So what did he do? He took to the Television Show "South Park" (of which his very own father was the center of a joke), and decided to make his very own "Lemmywinks"
It is quite disheartening to know this information.. But I must share it with the world, for it is my duty to bring truth to light.
Exhibit A: See Attached Photo.
Exhibit B:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFZFjoX2cGg
Exhibit C:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZkukBIZ4I
