how did the game dev of Champions of Breakfast, unite every single online faction against him? is the game really that bad?

>>714314232 (OP)
I hope that after his internet career is finally over he does a ceremonial flip so ferrets can live in peace and harmony again.

>>714314232 (OP)
He's the hero we need right now, not the one we deserve.

>>714314232 (OP)

Ass eaten status?

>>714314232 (OP)
kiwi sisters why do 4chuds hate our raids? :/
we're trying to save games here but they keep deleting our gossip???

>>714314232 (OP)
Who?

this nigga is chopped

>>714314232 (OP)
blud is cooked

>>714314232 (OP)
The first rule of trolling a narcissist to not let them defend themselves against an attack on his character. This guy is prime bullying material. I will continue to A-Log him.

>>714316364
dat nigga packin his knives and goin frfr?

i will personally hunt ferrets as long as piratesoftware is alive

>>714314232 (OP)
What did he actually do with a ferret though? I keep seeing it brought up

>>714316912
he owns animal dildos connect the dots

>>714317279
What does that have to do with a ferret though

>>714316492
I hate Pirate Software but this kind of lolcow mental illness you people have is so sad.

>>714317353
>aroused by zoophilia
>owns "pet" animals
could be a nothing burger since he seems to care for them but idk the more shit comes out about this man the more i regret liking him

>>714316739
He hurts ferrets. The dude is a furfag.

>>714317279
I didn't know that, where is this from?

>>714317353
Well he's obviously into bestiality and his fursona is a ferret so connect the dots

>>714314232 (OP)
Why would you pick a ferret of all things, it's not even a cool animal.

>>714318872
He's a fag, so he picked a gay animal.

>>714318872
It's a quirkchungus animal

>>714314552
whole

>>714316346
Maldavius Figtree

>>714316346
Malding Faggotry

>>714314232 (OP)
>there is people on /v/ that support this gay furry
what happened to this shithole?

>>714316912
Nothing confirmed, all speculations
inb4 but he's a furry
as I said, speculations

>>714316492
Keep going brother, eventually this faggot will break

>>714314232 (OP)
the furry stuff is such a weak point of attack. the worst thing about him is his cheating, toxicity and general narcissism and not the fun kind. as long as he didn't rape a ferret i don't care about his fursona no matter how cringe it is

>>714319625
Nobody actually supports him.
There are contrarians (or genuine retards) who oppose SKG. But nobody's like "yeah I watch Thor and he's cool and his voice is totally real"

>>714316492
Kekaroo

>>714316912
A furry owning pets is never a good sign, still I think this is a nothing burger, I doubt he actually abused his animals.

>>714314232 (OP)
>ZAMN! SHE'S A MARSUPIAL?!?!

is he actually 6'2 or lying?

>>714314232 (OP)
you're spending your best years as a shut in engaging in whatever petty internet drama the algorithm feeds you because you've given up on living life, and that is real tragic

>>714320075
I mean, you're here too, soooo...

>>714320075
already 24 it's over

>>714320181
epic reply midwit twitter bro, you'll do just fine

>>714320075
>says the retard who is also here
k

>>714318186
Look, did he use his ferret as an onahole or not?
Otherwise I fail to see why I or anybody else should care.

>>714320504
>>714319726

>>714317685
Ordinarily I'd say you were correct but Jason is a really shitty human being and he deserves all of it.

>>714320075
Do you wish to help or are you just sneering at my plight?

>>714314232 (OP)
wait, what did he do to a ferret?

>>714317685
It takes a very fucked up and unstable mental state to truly spit your venom though.

>>714321020
said he fucked it

kiwifarms users I think are the worst losers on the internet purely because of the delusions. Imagine dedicating your life to bullying gay weirdos like pirate software or chris chan and thinking you're any better. It's like when you see the amount of somethingawful users who have killed themselves over the years, it all falls into place.

>>714320064
Him being 6'2 is about as real as his deep voice. Completely made up.

>>714321178
>Imagine dedicating your life to bullying gay weirdos
uhh they sound pretty based to me

>>714320647
My dude, I don't know how young you are but cyber bullying psychos or just people you don't like tends to spiral out of control for everyone who knows that person too. Like when everyone online dogpiled War Machine until he snapped and nearly beat his girlfriend to death , and I do remember a lot of online suicide people led to back in the day

Pirate deserves to have his ego beaten down but 90% of the people who engage in that behavior just do it because they're also psychos and just want to see people get hurt

i'm not keeping with this shit
all i know is that dude roached out

>>714320075
Yeah but this is the sick part-we all know it, but we still keep scrolling. Whatever illusion of being a spectator breaks down when you realize you're in the same digital mud pit, ankle-deep in ironic detachment and pretending we're not affected. But sure, let's act like some moral compass in a sea of coomers, schizos, and terminally online goblins.

>>714316912
Do you really want an apt description? Okay, I'll spell it out for you. Before continuing, I invite you to take a look at the photograph that I have attached to this post.
Okay, you've seen the photo. Let's move on.

We are all aware that PirateSoftware owns a large collection of very large Dildos. What we also know is that he is prone to using those Dildos in his asshole.

With regular Dildo use in the asshole, the asshole will begin to expand. We all know about the gay community's affiliation with adult diapers. I digress.

However, degeneracy knows no limits. Similar to capitalism, degenerates do not only desire endless growth, but they also expect it. PirateSoftware is no different.

So, what did he do? First, he saw the video on Youtube about a man who built a playground for squirrels (see Exhibit B linked at the end of my post). That gave him an idea.

He thought to himself, "What if I, PirateSoftware, built a playground for ferrets that would ultimately lead them right into my PirateBooty?"

We all know that PirateSoftware is incapable of forming original thoughts or ideas, as seen with his unfinished Undertale Clone... So what did he do? He took to the Television Show "South Park" (of which his very own father was the center of a joke), and decided to make his very own "Lemmywinks"

It is quite disheartening to know this information.. But I must share it with the world, for it is my duty to bring truth to light.

Exhibit A: See Attached Photo.
Exhibit B:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFZFjoX2cGg
Exhibit C:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDZkukBIZ4I

So why does every Youtuber want to dogpile on him so bad? There was the WoW drama, and his bad take on 'stop killing games', but that wouldn't warrant everyone chasing clout.

>>714322524
He's an unlikable narcissist, people were just waiting for the right time to strike.

>>714321504
>some random dude beat his girlfriend to death
>somehow that's the fault of people that bullied him online
Sounds like he was a piece of shit that deserved to get bullied

>>714321125
no wonder they just suddenly die in his care

>>714322524
it's hip and trendy with zoomers, the cancel culture generation

>>714314232 (OP)
whats hilarious about the stop killing games thing is it was dead in the water until this retard interacted and all the youtubers put his dumb face in their video thumbnails to promote the cause. they should really be thanking him

>>714322416
look at professor layton over here

>>714322416
epic reddit spacing, kiwi sister

>>714322840
But zoomers were also saying cancel culture doesn't exist. Nevermind that zoomers also think there should be zero backlash for being an unsufferable prick to someone else online in a public space.

>>714317685
eh it keeps other upcoming "nerds" like him on their toes and admit to mistakes.

>>714323404
>googled code cave and put it in his own words
kek

>>714322824
>somehow that's the fault of people that bullied him online
Yeah if you continuously antagonize there crazy people they tend to snap. The fact you can't process that as "your fault" classifies you as a retarded psycho.

>Yeah I dared the crazy homeless guy with the knife to do something about it and called him a bitch, how is it my fault that he got even more pissed off and started stabbing people?
Depending on what you say or do you can be charged with 3rd degree homicide or instigation

>>714323404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0qmkQGqpM8

>>714314562
Kiwi Farms might actually be bigger faggots than Reddit, somefuckinhow

>>714323628
nice victim blaming, retard
>DUDE I SHOULD HAVE JUST GIVEN IN TO THE TERRORISM!

>>714321178
its a double edged sword. they're losers but necessary losers. some do more hurtful shit to society than being gay and weird.

>>714322524
They just made him the villain to justify their cause. That's really it. Wouldn't it be ironic that this kills video games with government intervention.

>>714323847
how tf is cyberbullying even real, ust close the screen nigga hahahhahahha

>>714323404
I mean I work in cyber and that terminology makes sense to me.

>>714323404
appears to lack the intellectual octane to maneuver this space

>>714319869
this. it's like a lolicon having children. sooner or later they will have not just a wife, but a daughter-wife, and a granddaughter-wife.

>>714323847
Going up to someone and begging for them to fight or cause violence to you with other people getting harmed in the process doesn't automatically make you a "victim" you absolute nigger. Yeah, egging on the psychos because you want to get some sadistic satisfaction out of it while not giving two shits who else might get hurt in the process is a dumb move

>>714322524
He's a smug retarded faggot and is easy to hate, easy views too.

>>714324143
>guys he looked up buzz words, he knows what he's talking about
kill yourself, troon

>>714324143
I thought he was speaking nonsense because I'm familiar with polymorphism only in object oriented sense. He basically just read the wikipedia pages though and provided absolutely zero information

>>714320075
Sorry I'm not getting a job to further feed into the jewish lie that is capitalism nigga where the fuck do you think you are get the fuck out of here

>>714323847
well, like, you wouldn't draw a muhammad or burn a quran if you want to live in peace, either.

>>714323642
Nothing he said is really complex in terms of what he's talking about. Polymorphic code is just code that has the same function but looks different which can get past more basic firewalls that doesn't have very advanced detection features, and the code cave here is just stable memory where the cheating tools can reliably access client side.

There's really no simpler way of explaining how this works , it's not very advanced in the field of cyber this was something that would've been considered advanced in like the 90's

>>714324143
hey man, i'm going to "zero day" your asshole and "overflow your buffer" by "stack insertion" if you catch my drift, mr. cyber

>>714324379
I look forward to Thor already knowing better than to interact/comment on any of it and just move on with milking Youtube Shorts with TTS 'wisdom' as per usual.

>>714323404
vx-underground better be careful or pirate is gonna backtrace his ass.

>>714324780
did you feel personally attacked by my post?

>>714324473
I mean I know what he's describing , it's just a basic aspect of malware to obfuscate itself by changing the look or structure of the code while maintaining the function. Which , again, is not very advanced. This would've been considered a big deal back in the 90's when polymorphic viruses started being used to get past firewalls by mutating themselves randomly as they continue to infect things.

I'm not a fan of pirate Software and his coding his trash but what he's describing is not very new or advanced , maybe in the field of anti cheat or something lmao

>>714324807
Good luck I'm behind 7 butt plugs

>>714314232 (OP)
Being a slave to the mouse will do that, in the current year.

>>714325016
backtrace right into his code cave....

>>714322524
Anyone who supports fucking jew corps desvers to be harassed. Pirate isn't even debating the thing, anything that dares supports the consumer he hates.

>>714325446
b-but thats where his butthole ferrets live

>>714314232 (OP)
I honestly believe this guy's whole shtick is a 2-step lolcow.
He knowingly makes himself out to be the most insufferable cunt imaginable on purpose to get attention and views.

There's no way someone legitimately behaves like him naturally.

>>714322524
low effort slop, easy to have the 'right' opinion, high views, and for most youtubers/streamers its a chance to avoid their own skeletons coming out for another day.

>nooo furries are based, don't ban them!
/v/ cried for years and then they get outed for zoophilia and sometimes pedophilia and later /v/ pretends they never defended them nor cried to mods to let them post gay furry porn

>>714314562
*grabs your neck*
don't mess with our furbros, understand?
*lets you go and takes a step back*

>>714325110
No, just that I get what the guy was trying to say. I think vx underground was just confused by the jargon "pulling it into assembly, grabbing the code cave, and removing *the* polymorphic" since that doesn't really explain how that's fighting against malware

>>714325738
so true kiwer these 4channers be cap af

>>714316492
based

>>714319806
>cheating, toxicity and general narcissism
>also a furry
makes me wonder, if all that attributed to him being a furry or him becoming a furry led him to be all that?

all animal-fuckers need to have their nuts inserted into a vice

>>714320075
im on my break though and already had my lunch

>>714326092
Furries are awful people most of the time, finding a good furry is like finding a good jew.

>>714320075
Ouch, wasn't ready for this truth bomb.
Thanks for taking the time tho. Logging off to touch grass

>>714326191
this, as much as /v/ wants to brainwash anyone that some furfags are chill, it's not even half true, a good furry will never indulge into furry shit because they'd find it cringe that everything revolves around the furry aspect rather than the medium

>>714314232 (OP)
kill all furrys

>>714320075
I think I watched 5-10 minutes of youtube content about this in total over the last 6 months or whatever of his downfall

>>714326092
what a wonderfully stupid thought of yours. thank you for sharing it with us

but for real no he is just an ass

>>714316492
>could have insulted him for a bunch of legit things
>this is the best he came up with
Sounds like the kind of person who posts le nigger word and finds it funny

>>714326556
>still seething
kek

>>714326556

>>714316346
Jashith Indra Jeet

>>714314232 (OP)
People have have extreme autism to not be given the ick by this fag within 2 minutes of listening to him. He's such an obvious fraud it's disgusting and embarrassing he has any fans.

>>714314232 (OP)
by becoming a game publisher and his employment and wages depending on publishers making more profit

Remember, its okay to attack lolcow agitators. They are /v/ermin, and not people. They take pleasure in attacking people no matter what they did to anyone. The shitty ones just offer them an excuse to be shitty people regardless.

>>714316492
doing gods work, anon. picrel hopefully him soon

can someone repost the blink-blink pasta please

>>714316912
Ferrets are long, he basically uses them like a fleshlight

just an year ago offbrand games kept constantly mentioning figtree being their director of strategy to get attention but after the moment he posted that skg video they haven't mentioned him even once though he still keeps bringing it up. they went real quiet about him

>>714326875
finish your game jew hall

>>714325894
did your tail wag as you were writing this?

so what's the plan? i got banned from his chat, is there any other plan of action other than getting eurobros to sign the thing?

>>714325674
He is a furry with a history of powertripping and ego-posturing in niche internet communities for years, and he got gassed the fuck up into an e-celebrity practically overnight, I totally believe it.

>>714325738
>/v/
>sometimes pedophilia
>sometimes
helLO, newnigger!

>>714327065
Keep flaming this guy till he troons out

>>714327146
>till he troons out
he already has. no man should look like "him"

>>714327065
>i got banned from his chat
dude making a new account on twatter/twitch is like 1 minute

>>714325738
Reeks of summerfag

>>714318872
Piratesoftware is retarded and likely chose it because he's got a strange relationship with the ferrets in his care. He's likely got images of his fursona with a ferret dick too rather than human genitalia. I would not be shocked if he owned a ferret dildo too.
>>714327110
He's reminding of Tom Preston, almost. No one in the inflation community on DA liked him either. He was basically their cow before dropping CattyN and adopting the blue bear as his face.

>>714320064
Not that you have any reason to believe me, but I can confirm he actually is. Close to it at least, but definitely over 6 foot

>>714321178
I want to see Josh The Fat Gaywad get beat up by Uve Boll

>>714314232 (OP)
World's most ethnically Turkish individual

It's kinda weird that so many autists are rallying against some guy because he's annoying. Really shows you the power of influencers

>>714325738
>sometimes

>>714326556

>>714314232 (OP)
>how did the game dev of Champions of Breakfast, unite every single online faction against him?
...Just look at him.

>>714327332
Do ferret dildos even exist?

>It's kinda weird that so many autists are rallying against some guy because he's annoying. Really shows you the power of influencers

>>714327542
every ferret is one if you have as big of an asshole as you are asshole
poor ferrets

>>714327542
I don't even know, but I'm assuming they exist because of the Bad Dragon horse dildos. Have you seen those things? They're fucking huge.

>>714316492
He blocked you over this? What a coward. He needs to read and accept every comment like this so he can learn and do better.

He's literally a nobody furfag. Lucked his way into some e-fame because jewtube algorithm favored a few of his videos. Breakfast-game is a reskin of a student project he supposedly plagiarized off an older graduate. Other game closer to an actual game has been in development for almost a decade, won't be complete because he can't code.
Gorillion-downed on this weird campaign not to sunset abandonware because he said it wouldn't apply to WoW (which it wouldn't, in spite of fan servers existing). Also uses a voice changer on his streams to sound manly.
There is your qrd.

Is it true that he wears diapers and shits himself on stream?

>It's kinda weird that so many autists are rallying against some guy because he's annoying. Really shows you the power of influencers

>>714317685
>i hate pirate software
>but
yeah sure you do maldavius

>>714327017
seriously, why don't people ever bring this up?

>>714320504
Being a furfag is bad enough

>>714317685
The funnest part about efame is watching it crash and burn

>>714327729
he is a nepo baby and his eceleb faggotry got boosted by night media

>>714327704
I anticipated the block so I gave him the mutual block before I went to bed. Him blocking me back gave me confirmation that he saw it and I didn't want to give him the satisfaction of the last word. I could use my alt to fuck with him further but he's not worth it beyond the initial jab. He has paper thin skin, typical of narcissistic personalities.

>>714328169
does he have a PO box? you could always send him a turd or something

>>714316739
That's just nigger behaviour. Disavow.

>>714326556
nigger
:^)

>>714328304
nice try "thor" but im not sending you fetish material

>>714328304
He might eat it so I'd rather not.

>>714325738
I guarantee you if you click on the catalogue you will find multiple questionable loli pictures right now in the gacha threads newfag.

>>714328304
Ain't no way in hell i'm letting you suck on my log maldavius.

>>714316492
If it was any other person I'd feel kind of sad about how some crazy ass people have it out for him, but nah, fuck him. Tell him to stop shoving ferrets up his ass for me.

>>714327704
>He wrote
>Anonymously

>>714324745

>>714325738
How fucking new?

>>714314232 (OP)
KIWI SISSIES DON'T MENTION JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS A 400 POUND PEDO OR YOU'LL GET BANNED ON OUR FREE SPEECH FARM

>>714320075
its so fucking true doe

>>714320075
yeah imagine being a streamer lmao

>>714316492
>Toby Fox
>Talented
Other then you being a troon yourself, this is based.

>>714328726
jej