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Anonymous No.714315603 >>714315796 >>714315887 >>714316356 >>714318050 >>714318139 >>714320337 >>714320440 >>714320695 >>714320823
Hey you, yeah (you)! How would you fix this game?
Anonymous No.714315665
Make Elizabeths tits bigger.
Anonymous No.714315796
>>714315603 (OP)
Remove le niggur
Hon hon hon
Anonymous No.714315887
>>714315603 (OP)
There isn't really much to redeem. Just bury it in the desert and start fresh.
Anonymous No.714315969 >>714316362
Make Elizabeth younger.
Anonymous No.714316356
>>714315603 (OP)
a: go with any of the 5 scrapped complete games they made before the slop that was the final result

b: scrap it entirely and make a Freedom Force game
Anonymous No.714316362
>>714315969
Anonymous No.714316535 >>714317720
More of BaS Liz (my wife), in-depth NTR mechanics.
Anonymous No.714316856
Make Elizabeth's tits bigger and age her down.
Anonymous No.714316863
Basically the entire thing they announced at the onset was pitch perfect and from there onward was a downward spiral because of that lead Jewish faggot dev, Ken Levine, at 2K shoving his diseased meatstick into every aspect of the fucking game.

Yep, I killed the fat stupid nigger, fucked my whore daughter in BS2 and killed all the stupid brats in BS 1. Tote dich, kikes.
Anonymous No.714317720
>>714316535
Hi mister Levine, how's Judas coming along?
Anonymous No.714318050
>>714315603 (OP)
Release the version we saw in trailers
Remove Ken Levine.
Anonymous No.714318139
>>714315603 (OP)
I wouldn’t. The game is perfect as is. I don’t understand why it’s so disliked
Anonymous No.714318631
Make it a sex game
Anonymous No.714318938
Make the entire game about exploring Columbia without completely destroying it. No string theory bullshit, no overt political grandstanding, no "profound" narrative. Just a detective in a cool setting and his plucky psychic sidekick.
Anonymous No.714319535
Betabeth best Elizabeth.
Anonymous No.714320337
>>714315603 (OP)
>Hey you, yeah (you)! How would you fix this game?
A) Make it open world.
B) Allow Booker to join the patriots instead of the commie negroids.
C) Allow Booker to marry Elizabeth.
Anonymous No.714320440 >>714322403
>>714315603 (OP)
Incest sex leading to them escaping to Paris to start a family
Anonymous No.714320695
>>714315603 (OP)
Make it a h game
Anonymous No.714320823 >>714322489
>>714315603 (OP)
Prevent it from ever existing.
Anonymous No.714322403
>>714320440
This would've been unironically the best ending for Burial at Sea. Think about it:
>Elizabeth is a bloodthirsty sociopath who causes the death of everyone around her, including herself.
>Booker is a PTSD mess who lost both his biological daughter and his new adoptive daughter.
They clearly hit rock bottom which is why BaS episode 2 should've forced them to team up in order to survive the Rapture war and eventually learn to tolerate each other and accept who they are.

If they realize the absurdity of trying to find redemption or vengeance in their situation, nothing is really preventing them to escape to Paris and become the incest power couple they were always meant to be.
Anonymous No.714322489 >>714323163
>>714320823
2 is the outlier of the series, its funny how it goes against so much and Ken absolutely hates it.
Anonymous No.714323163
>>714322489
What if... the same devs from Bioshock 2 make Bioshock Infinite 2.

Just a thought.