it’s over

you're over

>random nothingburger botted tweet that no one cares about
kill yourself third worlder

64 is pretty great but some of the early levels kinda suck like the water one, the ghost house, also theirs like a weird flow to the hubworld where you have to go to the basement really early on.

>>714330843 (OP)
That shit copied the interior of my childhood home.

>>714330843 (OP)
He fisnished the game 1 hour ago, he said ot gets way better after you get used with the controls and that Tiny Huge Island sucks ass

>>714330843 (OP)
>>714331283
>random fart on sharter spouting random farts onto his keyboard
WHO CARES

>>714330843 (OP)
yeah self harming is a great rush as well as mario 64

>>714330973
Yeah the pacing of the hub’s kinda janky if you're going in blind. Basement feels like it opens too early, and Hazy Maze Cave kills all momentum right when you're starting to vibe. Jolly Roger Bay’s music slaps but the level itself is slow as hell unless you're a masochist for swimming controls. Still, Peach’s Castle has that unreplicable mystery aura. Even the jank feels like part of the charm now.

>>714330843 (OP)
>twitter screenshot

>>714330843 (OP)
Why is post-COVID internet so prone to supporting retards? 6 years ago this nigger would've gotten rightfully lynched for spouting this bullshit, but now these and even faggier opinions get a bingillion likes.

>>714332790
SM64 is not a good game and heavily carried by the first 5 levels
t. 30 y/o boomer

>>714330843 (OP)
The person tweeting that is a masochist.

>>714330843 (OP)
oh shit some nobody said a thing so it's over for me, i mean us

>>714330843 (OP)
>People finally realizing Nintendo Bias has been a thing since 1996
>Nintendo products priced outside the reach of modern kids
Will we finally see the first Non-Tendified generation of gamerz?

>>714330843 (OP)

>nobody on Twitter said thing about bing bing wahoo 64
Kill yourself OP

His reaction was inorganic and orchestrated. The original tweet of playing it had little to no likes and then he said how it's saw awful for shock value and easy likes. He probably saw someone else use the same overreacting format for a different game and changed it to mario 64

>>714330843 (OP)
how can someone have such a shit taste?
>squall pfp
nvm

>>714334127
he bought fucking likes it's not that complicated

>>714330843 (OP)
>"playing this game feels like self harm
>Has a FF PFP
the jokes write themselves

>>714334236
>bought likes
>no twitter blue checkmark

>>714334334
Yes, and? People buy likes for clout, not for money. It costs more per like than you'd get paid unless you're fucking muskrat.

>>714330843 (OP)
it's great having a real n64 to play this but really the camera and the momentum of the controls are fucking terrible

I'll never understand the controls complaint. It feels godly especially for an early 3D game

>>714334463
I agree. It's too clunky, the physics are janky, and the camera hasn't aged well. Super overrated!

>>714334661
>I'll never understand the controls complaint
yeah that's autism in a nutshell. some things that normal people experience are just forever beyond your grasp

>>714334463
>the momentum of the controls are fucking terrible
Modern gamers grew up on phone like games with no momentum. It's acceleration, it's good for you, it's not even realistic at all since you can use it to jump

>>714334887
Nice I get to enjoy more games then

>>714332790
SM64 is really bad, if not for millennial nostalgia it'd be considered an unfinished disaster of a game

>>714334661
A lot of people forget to set their stick to analog input in the emulator so Mario's movement feels like ass
Also genuine skill issue

>>714334661
Sorry but Spyro just werks, it never makes you come to a complete stop to estimate a jump, only for it to turn out to be completely wrong due to the ass camera the way SM64 often does

>>714335014
zoomtards killing video games in favour of phone games and streamer garbage

I turned it off when Mario said "so long gay Bowser". Unbelievable what we used to tolerate.

>>714335298
Not to mention Mario is a literal racist stereotype.

>>714332978
which level filtered you?

>>714335612
ahh spaghetti...

It's an absolute dogshit trash game

>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
>slippery and awkward controls, especially in underwater and snow levels
>2D Mario's momentum and physics work in a 2D environment where you always have a perfect view and perspective of the action; it's significantly worse in a 3D environment where you are constantly fighting the camera and there are fundamental limitations to perspective/depth perception
>these momentum and physics are especially egregious when the movement is relative to aforementioned awful automatic camera that refuses to go where you want
>constantly boots you out after every star and makes you retread each stage a half dozen times all the way from the beginning of the stage with a tiny stupid piecemeal change
>dial a combo system for platforming
>overall level/enemy/hazard design are extremely basic and boring
>constant easter egg hunt for random bullshit grows old very quick
It feels like a glorified fucking tech demo for 3D movement. You need fucking 6 inch thick nostalgia goggles to still convince yourself it holds up today

>>714330843 (OP)
these are one of the games that aged like dogshit and you just had to be there to appreciate it

>>714334932
alright maybe it was just bad for that game. it just doesn't work well with the level designs. it probably would have been incredible in a different kind of game. i think super mario 64 is more of a showcase of developer prowess than a fully polished game for their legacy

>>714330843 (OP)
Butz chads would never spew normie opinions like this.

>>714330843 (OP)
Sm64 is like smash melee. It only feels like clunky garbage if you aren't used to the mechanics. If you are used to the mechanics you realize the game is actually sent directly from the heavens.

>>714330843 (OP)
Had no idea self harm was so much fun. I should try it sometime.

>>714335729
He just told you, Hazy Maze.

SM64 is unironic safe retro

Lots of filtered ipad downies ITT lmao.
>>714336009
Absolute dogshit trash post from an absolute dogshit trash zoomtard negroid.

>>714332978
>heavily carried by the first 5 levels
Bom-omb's Battlefield is great
Whomp's Fortress is pretty weak
Jolly Roger Bay is good
Cool Cool Mountain is pretty good
Bowser in the Dark world is fine.
Those're the first 5 levels.

Hazy Mazy Cave is great,
Shifting Sand Land is interesting
Bowser in the Fire Sea is better than Dark World
Wet Dry World had an interesting gimmick
Tall Tall Mountain kept calling me back if I remember right
Tiny Huge Island is fantastic (granted, giant enemies is a simple gimmick but I love it every time).
Rainbow Ride is fun when you learn to skip the carpets
Bowser in the Sky... hm I might've liked it less than Fire Sea honestly.
Still, I think SM64 had much more to offer than the first 5 levels.

>>714335908
ahh ravioli..

>>714330843 (OP)

mods public ban shitter threads

>>714336272
I played both on release and greatly enjoyed Melee. Playing 64 is torture with the cancerous camera and controlling Mario is like operating a forklift.

>>714332978
The later levels are the best

You either have a high IQ and get it or have a low IQ and don't with this game, I don't know how else to put it. Snoys always rejected the kino that is N64 and went and played Faggot Bandicoot instead since day 1 so there was a majority of stupid people who didn't get it even back then, you can't say it's nostalgia goggles. Some people just can't wrap their mind around it and that's fine, I hope they all fuck off and go play Spideyman 2 on PS5.

>>714335280
Oh I see the problem now
You're bad at video games

>>714337440
ahh mama mia...

>>714333548
Not as long as I'm alive. I'll be here to guide people to fun gen 5 games on the N64 and there's not much you can do about it really since I'm sincere while you're jaded about a toy you never got when you were young.

>>714337605
>Playing 64 is torture with the cancerous camera and controlling Mario is like operating a forklift.
Probably due to your brain’s LACK of ability to conceptualize 3D space.

>>714336009
Works on my machine

>>714338086
I'm bad at bad video games like Mario 64 yeah

>>714338246
Not a problem in many other 3D games, Mario 64 levels and camera just fucking suck

>>714338343
So you're bad at video games. Mario 64 is pretty easy.

>>714338375
It's easy but badly designed, you'll breeze through 70% of the game and then the remaining 30% will be the clunkiest shit you ever played

ANDY PINGAS

>>714338515
Doesn't look like it. Still remains one of the top 3D platformers of all time.

For the record, playing this at 11 years old back in the 90s when there was nothing else like it was incomparable. Both in a completely new and enjoyable experience, and how difficult using the controls and manipulating the camera were. Especially on an N64 controller(luckily I had big hands and by '97 was using an "outside" method for the controller that worked)

>>714330881
YOUR CRINGE!!1!

>>714336009
I totally disagree with you except for
>absolutely atrocious camera constantly getting stuck on terrain, spazzing out, facing the wrong direction, refusing to go where you want it to
And the awful, unintentional invisible walls (see pannen's video on it).
And Dire, Dire Docks could have been designed better.
Otherwise its a fantastic game.

>>714330973
All of those levels are dope. Mario 64 is a flawless master piece. Stick to roblox and fortnite, zoomer faggot.

>>714332978
you were 1 year old when this came came out, just shut up

>>714330843 (OP)
really only thing that kind of sucks about the game is the camera controls, but if you aren't playing on original hardware you should be playing the decompile which you can have proper right stick camera controls and full rotation anyway.

>>714336009
>wtf why these controls slippery in this ice level
lol

>>714332790
Too many tourists poured in during covid

>>714333548
You don't have to be a Tendie to realized that Sonic Adventure killed Sonic, retard shartjak tranny.

>>714333548

>"ugly"

Clearly he only played the GameCube version.

Twitter screen caps should be grounds for an immediate ban. Same for whatever that butterfly site is called too

>>714334463
>it's great having a real n64
You like super choppy framerates?

Why are millenials such woke vegans?
>Heh I only play HARD games like Mario 64 and Symphony of the Night

I beat this shit when was 7

You had to be there, bonus points if you were also a child. Judging media retroactively is such a midwit move.

>>714345694
Seriously. I think I beat it when I was 5 or 6.
Who the fuck gets filtered by Mario 64? I was even able to get a few of the tricky stars like Wing Mario over the rainbow. It was only really the 100 coin stars and that second secret slide star that filtered young me.

>>714345213
More like made Sonic good

>>714331787
naaah bro is cappin fr gng

>>714330918
no, I don't think I will.

>>714330843 (OP)
yeah, the n64 controller will do that to ya.

>>714345815
It made you a gay cuckold, I never had this game as a child and been a Chad.

>>714345862
>>714345694

Being able to beat a game doesnt make it good retards

>>714346167
Most people who say "Mario game bad" is because they struggle at it. Case in point, Mario Sunshine.

>>714346167
And what does it make it if you're whining and crying about a task millions of young children did effortlessly?

>>714336009
I knew this copypasta would be here somewhere

>>714330843 (OP)
This person went on to 100% the game and said it was good btw

>>714348816
Mario 64 is easy as fuck, maybe if he had no arms getting 120 stars would be something to be proud of

>>714330843 (OP)
Gotta love that sweet contrarian, controversy creates cash type twitter post

Buy a steamdeck. It can play anything. Pic related

>>714334661
Zoomers and alphas need everything to be easy first and then maaaybe after a while hard. Mario 64 is hard to get used to from the start, it is extremely gratifying once you understand stuff like Mario having momentum at all times (even if you are moving extremely slow which is why you commonly see people complain mario does a u-turn instead of just facing back) and slope physics. Its still a great game in the current year, but not for the masses.
Luckily romhacks are a thing

I'm replaying it right now and honestly the worst thing about it is the camera. Shit was broken to hell.

guarantee all ''players'' complaining about the camera don't even know about mario cam

>>714355169
Everyone knows about mario cam you fucking retard, that's like saying you don't know about running in SMB1.

The camera controls are still absolute utter dogshit

>>714337996
The "high IQ" Mario 64 fan, everyone.

I actually have never even seen it that low before.