Thread 714357894

>Sir, another Nier collab has hit video games
https://youtu.be/bSqXdOEmkAU

>>714357894 (OP)
is she the most cameoed video game character?

>>714357894 (OP)
At this point you could get a nier colab in your rpg maker eroge if you asked Yoro Taro nicely enough

>>714358559
I hope so.

>>714359024
i thought Nier belongs to Square Enix
>>714358559
>most cameoed
more like most cum-on-ed

>>714358559
I think Shovel Knight still beats her, but she's getting close.

>>714358559
a nice comparison would be Persona 5 since the games are roughly the same age but I think 2B mogs in this case
anything else would have to be a lot older

also I'm glad that A2 is usually part of these collabs

>>714359197
SE is imploding after their cashcow took a nosedive into the dumpster, the IP soon will belong to the man himself

Why does SE hate Fortnite so much

>>714359415
they'd censor her anyway

>>714357894 (OP)
my DICK is soready for this finally good games again

Yoko Taro: 2b, its time for another colab
2b: Bu-but I just did three this month plus all those extra doujinshi scenes...
Yoko Taro: Shut up bitch and get to work, and I dont want to hear any complaints from the customers

>>714357894 (OP)
Is there any part of her that isn't photoshopped?

>>714359613
this is kino premise for porn
>b-but my holes are all used up
>THEN GET NEW ONES INSTALLED ASAP

Fuck 2B, give me more replicant crossovers instead

>>714360002
I wanna suck her fat cock

>>714360002
but the dick...?

>>714360002
Kainé should crossover with my butt

>>714360002
this

well I wouldn't mind Kaine's outfit at least

>>714360510
Why's is she looking at me like that? I only asked to suck her cock, it's no big deal

>>714360510
Frottage into soft anal.

>>714359415
zero quality control

>>714357894 (OP)
Is this real?

>2B thread
>slowly evolves into a dick discussion
Every time

>>714357894 (OP)
>>714358559
Probably going to be in the next Smash Bros.

https://www.dexerto.com/smash/nier-automata-director-hugely-disappointed-2b-didnt-make-it-into-smash-bros-1977712/

>>714360856
you have to beg for it

>>714361096
she deserves a spot in the limelight

Zero is way better in every way

>>714361304
>no dick

>>714361076
Nier is turning us gay
Yoko Taro's revenge for Hiroshima

>>714361412
>we will decline the birthrates of western dogs
>one tsundere futa at a time
devilish plan

>>714357894 (OP)
>foam sword
ruined

>>714358559
>>714359257
No, that would be the Dope Fish.

>>714359742
>INSTALL A FUTA-COCK FOR GOOD MEASURE

>>714361642
Dope Fish is (was) an easter egg, not a cameo

>>714361886
a possibility according to the creator
I'm beginning to think >>714361412 has a point

>>714357894 (OP)
>yet another instance yoko taro whoring his daughter like theres no tommrow
shameless

>>714362217
Look at it this way: He is letting her travel and see the world!

>>714362217
Don't worry, she enjoys it. She is kinda of a slut.

>>714362217
more people know about 2b = bigger chance that there will be more people will playing Nier games

Since we have this pic as OP, I just want to voice out my complains about current state of cosplaying. I really, REALLY don't like how 90% of content now are either Chinese "girls" with faces melted in Photoshop to the point where they no longer resembles human beings and triggers Uncanny Valley effect or western literal whores that attempt to harvest more idiots for their OF accounts and pose like porn stars with not even a single piece of skin left without disgusting tattoos.

>>714362789
idc

>>714359197
>i thought Nier belongs to Square Enix
It does. Taro is a freelancer and doesn't even work at SE.

>>714362217
Anon...she is a red herring protagonist in the actual game, you know that right? She's not Yoko Taro's daughter, she's Yoko Taro's homage to the shower girl in Psycho.

>>714362789
the only real solution is to visit conventions for the "authentic" experience

>>714362942
I do. And I absolutely love when I ask amateur cosplayer for quick photo and they are visibly overjoyed for being noticed. I will continue to do so until I'm too old and will scare people instead.

>>714363230
the rare wholesome gooner

>>714362789
Who cares, dressing up like an anime character is hardly a noble pursuit of art.

2Bomb my beloved

>>714358559
I honestly don't know what you were expecting

>>714364581
good old, taro, sharing is caring

>>714360729
I'd wanna try wear it too

>>714361642
Pogger fish

>>714363707
uilt*

>>714364581
When will be be getting officially licenced 2B collab sex dolls?

>>714365292
when a sex doll company pays for the collab

>>714357894 (OP)
>Whoring 2B out to other franchises
Kys taro

>>714365236
That's right, 2Built to explode, and 2Purposefully designed to detonate

>>714357894 (OP)
And yet they won't fucking make another Nier or even Drakengard. I guess there's no point when 2B's fat ass alone probably makes more for them in collab money than the sales for the game ever did.

>>714362217
I wish he'd whore out his actual whore

>>714367327
god i want press my face against that ass so bad

>>714367327
I do hope that if he is working on another game then it's a completely different character set/space to Nier, if not another world entirely.
As much as I like 2B and want her to sit on my face and self destruct, that story is pretty much done.

>>714367327
well...

>>714357894 (OP)
Amazing cosplay.

>>714369084
Found the full version.

>>714357894 (OP)
Did she try to airbrush away her armpit? This does not look human.

>>714369993
Photoshopped, Japanese and Chinese girls these days, especially Chinese, does so much editing that they no longer look human. Some even goes as far as enlarging eyes for truly disturbing look.

>>714364581
Actually based 3bh

>>714364581
So when is the candy crush collab?

>>714362789
I feel you brother. And outside of those two you might have pretty and well put together jap cosplays... with mosaics ruining the whole thing. You just can't win. Helly Von Valentine has got to be approaching 40 (and you can tell she's using a lot of Photoshop to compensate) but she's STILL one of the only good western cosplayers.

>>714360856
Everyone is asking Kaine to suck her cock but no one asking her to suck their cock. She's tired of selfish anons.

>>714359306
best girl

>>714375614
Thanks for the tip, anon.

>>714360002
her VA has...you know?

>>714357894 (OP)
Overrated slut. Bitch belongs to the vidya streets. She been ran through by many corporations

>>714375363
not anytime soon, actiblizztrannies would screech and start commiting 42% at the sight of eastern attractive female character unless phil spencer start laying them off too

>>714357894 (OP)
TFD is a dead game.

>>714360002
nah
troons gtfo

>>714360510
i would slam her vagina unprotected
>>714382938
why are you gay

>>714383352
she'd slam your bussy unprotected

>>714357894 (OP)

I see my girl A2, I play.

Simple as

>>714362217
he loves money

>>714358559
as it should

>>714368352
>that story is pretty much done.
This. I love 2B and her lewds but I don't understand why people want a Nier Automata sequel when that story is over.

>>714391472
I mean I'm pretty sure it's just down to attachment to the characters.
People like having more of the thing they like, rather than being fed a new thing they might like more or less.

Anybody else have 2B fatigue?

>>714391775
impossible

>>714391775
That's like anti-woke fatigue, it's psychologically impossible

>>714391775
Never
>>714392830
OUGH, giantess 2B. How I want her to stick me in her panties and then blow like a thermonuclear bomb

>>714359024
>>714364581
>>714364581
Toby Fox, Scott Cawthorn, are you listening?
Someone let the decadent capitalists who own the rights to Disco Elysium know too.

>>714357894 (OP)
So is Yoko Taro ever going to do something with this money or is he just gonna sit on it and fuck 2b cosplayers forever

>>714358559
it's based that she collabs with all these coomer games, because initially woketards hated her and then they tried to claim thye always loved her. now she appears in all the games they seethe at.
meanwhile yoko taro just likes girls

>>714397598
He only fucks 9S cosplayers.