Thread 714373336 - /v/ [Archived: 573 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:26:18 PM No.714373336
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I knew /v/ had shit taste in games, but this getting zero attention on here is a new low. But go ahead and post your umpteenth Noelle circlejerk thread.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:29:06 PM No.714373550
>>714373336 (OP)
But it got a lot of attention. Especially on /v/. Just because you missed it doesn't mean that it didn't happen.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:30:16 PM No.714373649
>>714373550
This
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:48:47 PM No.714375141
>>714373336 (OP)
I only know of this game's existence thanks to /v/
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:59:33 PM No.714376143
>>714373336 (OP)
you're late, retard.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:01:20 PM No.714376295
qrd on this game? apparently you faggots can't shut the fuck up about it and even youtube is recommending me this even though i never saw anything of it
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:06:41 PM No.714376727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdqDAcVTzGM
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:11:36 PM No.714377224
>>714376295
>You wake you in your apartment
>Turns out, looking outside now turns you into a body horror creature because something is passing by Earth
>For the next 15 days, you have to survive your neighbors who looked outside by fighting them with whatever you can find, raiding their fridges, and making alliances with those who didn't turn (and sometimes with those who did, but stayed sane)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:13:44 PM No.714377424
How does it compare to F&H?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:16:06 PM No.714377626
There's been like a million threads about it, grandpa
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:17:28 PM No.714377760
>>714376295
Imagine Corpse Party but good and without weebshit.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:18:07 PM No.714377820
>>714377424
It's a lot more hopeful. F&H and DD weren't my cup of tea, but this game is bearable because it's actual hopeful and quite humorous..
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:21:41 PM No.714378134
>no one has talked about fornicating with the braindead remains of joels brother
When did you all become so toothless. I'll bust in that and the mouth tits of the mom.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:31:27 PM No.714378986
>>714373336 (OP)
Stick my dick in Sybil's glory hole.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:33:13 PM No.714379136
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>>714377760
>Corpse party but nigger
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:33:37 PM No.714379180
Sybil 1
Sybil 1
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>>714378986
>she's probably just a lump of roiling flesh at this point
Probably feels good.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:49:24 PM No.714380624
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>>714378986
Fuck Sybil wtf
Jeanne best girl
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:55:01 PM No.714381178
RANK EM

>Sybil
>Jeanne
>Leigh
>Hellen
>Audrey
>Rana
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:01:53 PM No.714381875
>>714373336 (OP)
When i made a thread here everyone told me to buy an ad.
The thread was then deleted by some mod.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:02:40 PM No.714381957
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>>714373336 (OP)
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:02:51 PM No.714381970
>>714373336 (OP)
>But go ahead and post your umpteenth Noelle circlejerk thread
Like, Deltarune?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:18:25 PM No.714383512
>>714381178
Spine is the best girl and it's not even a contest. You can even sleep with her in the beta branch
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:21:33 PM No.714383853
>>714381875
Yeah, all these posters saying this game had its spotlight got me reeling. It must have been reserved to a handful of threads during opening week, or they were active during times I wasn't lurking.

>>714381178
I like the idea of Leigh still being basically human but can transform at will. After that it's
Hellen>Rana>Jeanne>the rest don't even appear fuckable.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:21:40 PM No.714383862
>>714373336 (OP)
I remember this game getting threads around April Fools this year, was fun
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:22:53 PM No.714384001
Reminder that truth and denial are the same ending.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:22:55 PM No.714384003
>>714383512
Spine's a bitch, she pulls you apart for no reason
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:22:58 PM No.714384007
>>714373336 (OP)
buy an ad seriously or make a honest op cause this shit is spammed every day retard
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:24:31 PM No.714384142
>>714383853
>>714383862
It was getting regular threads here and the the site shut down for two weeks and it killed the momentum
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:25:28 PM No.714384240
The website dying kinda killed the ongoing threads that were happening at the time
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:26:38 PM No.714384354
>>714373336 (OP)
It had threads on release, it's just not nearly as good a game as Deltarune
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:26:57 PM No.714384401
>>714384142
>>714384240
THAT'S when it happened? God, I completely forgot about the whole shutdown thing. That probably explains it
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:27:19 PM No.714384436
Spines
Spines
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>>714384003
She's only trying to help, even Sam agrees it was great as soon as you let her skin you
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:29:12 PM No.714384654
>>714373336 (OP)
>Protagonist and all other characters are mystery meat browns
There's a reason no one here is playing this garbage ass game, other than it being another shitty turned based shit game
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:29:28 PM No.714384685
I thought most of the game would be played inside the apartment but it turns out to be the entire buildingโ€ฆ which sucks
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:29:47 PM No.714384720
>>714384401
Insane how little happened in two weeks, this place really highlights every minutia of news
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:31:58 PM No.714384982
>>714377760
>without weebshit.
Lies and slander!!
Writing was done by cboyardee, of course there is some weeb shit in it!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:36:44 PM No.714385524
>>714377424
Other retard is lying
"Best" or rather "good" ending is you becoming immortal space monster that can't stop growing
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:39:40 PM No.714385843
>>714377424
This game is infinitely less annoying bullshit than F&H
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:40:11 PM No.714385893
>>714373336 (OP)
There were daily threads before the site went down in April dumbass
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:41:29 PM No.714386040
>>714384654
>and all other characters
Almost true but there is Janitor, the only white character in game lol
It's not lighting like some anons like to cope
Dev is extremely "liberal" too
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:41:52 PM No.714386079
>>714377424
It's like a synthesis of F&H and LISA. maybe a little bit of Undertale in there as well.
Has some great music. In fact, a lot of the devs are Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden alumni including the composer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BUFcaiEiNA
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:43:23 PM No.714386238
>>714386040
>Janitor, the only white character in game
Papineau is blue, the hell level of colorblindness are you on?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:46:47 PM No.714386671
>>714386238
He's white and gold obviously
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:48:48 PM No.714386897
>>714386238
Yeah thats how author styles whites(french-canadian)
Mc is how pajeets and such look
It's Canada
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:57:00 PM No.714387789
>>714384654
>>714386897
It's just an artstyle thing. If you think A
Sam isn't white, you haven't played it. Everything about him is white, both good and bad.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:59:19 PM No.714388050
>>714384003
>She
Is Spine even a female though or is it just some headcanon?
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:00:26 PM No.714388170
>>714386040
>Dev is extremely "liberal" too
No shit, incels are too stupid to make videogames after all
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:00:50 PM No.714388220
>>714387789
Cope he is pajeet just like that yidtuber seething about woke(Canadian too)
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:02:21 PM No.714388402
>>714373336 (OP)
>but this getting zero attention
We already talked about this game and the new update has very little content
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:05:29 PM No.714388738
>>714388050
She's a girl, I think it says so after the fight with her if you don't kill her
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:22:52 PM No.714390387
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>>714386897
>>714388220
>t.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:28:04 PM No.714390870
>>714388050
Yes, Spine is female. Especially if you're on the beta branch, Spine now has the most content of any character and it's hilarious. Here's the Spine QRD.
>Edwin sees the Visitor through a telescope
>Starts mashing people into meat and reforming them
>Spine exists in alternate dimension of your apartment
>She's been there for weeks, before the game even began
>From her perspective it's been years
>Forms a parasocial relationship with Sam
>Becomes your sleep paralysis demon and you'll get the occasional message like,
>"You feel a clammy hand on your back."
>Genuinely thinks she's helping when she tries to remake you
>If you exhaust her dialogue and get her below 50% HP you can spare her
>She apologizes and gives you some space
>After that the messages become things like, "You feel that she's near."
>Sits on your countertop while you cook
>Watches you play video games
>While taking a shower you can decide how you feel about all this.
>"Spine would never!"
>Tries to give you a head scratch
>It's fucking painful
>Tries to crawl into your bed with you when you sleep
>You can shoo her off or let her
>It's super uncomfortable
>She starts snoring
>It's kind of cute
Also, not to mention that compared to Shadow and Lyle's endings which are literal unending hell, Sam actually likes it after Spine bodyhorrors him
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:28:22 PM No.714390905
>>714373336 (OP)
I haven't played it and even I know it got FOTM'd hard here for like 2 weeks.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:37:43 PM No.714391832
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>>714390870
I won't forsake Jeanne but I'll concede that ALMOST makes me like her
She sounds nice
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:39:42 PM No.714392045
>>714390905
That's a good thing, only massive autists can talk about one subject for months and months
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:57:03 PM No.714394108
>>714373336 (OP)
I just started playing this game yesterday and am only slightly after the part when you meet the retard with the camera so not very far at all, but what makes this game so great? It seems alright and that I'll like it overall but I thought my cock would've been blown off by how much people are shilling it on here lately.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:03:53 PM No.714394869
>>714391832
If you're a Jeanne fan you should be happy to learn that Frankie said on stream he's adding more Jeanne content to the beta branch soonโ„ข
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:18:56 PM No.714396293
>>714376295
Eldritch horror game with a mix of feels and comedy
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:21:12 PM No.714396541
>>714377760
The game is made by the artist of the canceled Shut Up and Jam Barkley Gaiden sequel. Dude's as big of a weeb as they come you dumb faggot.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:24:48 PM No.714396903
>>714373336 (OP)
It's just not very good, it has an interesting premise but the gameplay is your standard rpg slog and the story only happens in the last hour