Thread 714379935

Why are americans like this?

this design is intensely unlikeable

>violence good
>sex bad
america in a nutshell

maybe the face expression is random

>>714379935 (OP)
>removes humor
thats not the america i know.

bullshit
this was uploaded 12 hours ago

>>714379935 (OP)
Angry Kirby was never real advice.
Just some salesperson telling Japs "yeah, he needs to be meaner! looking angry!" and they've just done that forever.
There is no evidence that suggests the angry expression increases sales in any meaningful way.

>>714379935 (OP)
They already confirmed you can make A FUNNY FACE if you press certain buttons

>>714381329
The entire design change removed the humor

>>714381405
Seems inconsistent

>>714381528
There are multiple poses and expressions DK can make in the game whenever you collect bananas. You can see it in the demo

Left is better

DK shouldn't be cute

>>714380546
>violence bad
>sex good
japan in a nutshell
but I want both

>>714379935 (OP)
this design sucks forever

>>714380729
Why not, I'm fucking up the literal ground below me blasting tunnels with my fists. Does that sound subtle to you?

>Donkey Kong America: :(
>Donkey Kong Japan: :o

>>714381741
>angry monkey get banana. monkey no more angry
makes sense to me

>>714379935 (OP)
>'ecked by kong
kek

>>714379935 (OP)
Doesn’t it act like regular DK where his expression is random, and like Mario making one of three random hand gestures when getting a moon?

>>714382923
that's not very helpful for this bait thread, anon

>>714379935 (OP)
The Anon who drew this was basically a prophet

>>714383179
What even came true about the second image?

>>714379935 (OP)
not my dk.

>>714383401
nothing, they're just having a chris-chan level melty over DKs eyes being changed, similar to chris sperging out over sonics arms being blue

>>714380479
I'm on HRT and I find the old Donkey Kong scary. This new design is right up my alley tho!. Thanks Nintendo!.

>>714383401
>Faggot wandering around with an unattended minor
Gee I can't help but wonder...

posting in the hourly schizo thread

>>714383179
LGBT letters got a chuckle out of me

>>714383179
post the other one kek.

Why would they even change this? Because of the Disney Kong stuff? That’s… such a silly waste of resources. Double down, stop appealing

>>714383591
Don't get me wrong, it looks fucking retarded too and it's classic Nintendo saying "who cares what the fans have grown to like for literal decades, you'll get this instead just because" just like the Mario Kart World patch, but it's not woke

>>714383782
>projecting gayness and pedophilia because a monkey loves bananas as he has for many years at this point
That's your internal battle to fight anon, don't involve DK in it

>>714381329
Where's the joke?

>>714379935 (OP)
I don't get it. didnt you faggot retards spam about the new design for like 2 years, saying he couldnt do the le angry brows with the new design?

>>714379935 (OP)
>>714381528
I saw a English gameplay that had the dumb face on the same gameplay area, DK changes his face according to the player actions, the player stopped for a sec which made DK start to whistle with Pauline song ergo the funny face when they broke the banana gem.

>>714384236
Are you from bizarro /v/? The meme is that Rare's DK can only make a limited amount of expressions compared to nuDK.

>>714383908
This Anon knew a lot.

>>714379935 (OP)
Considering the controversy around his design it actually, for once, makes a ton of sense. His design is a lot more palatable when he is expressed like how he is on the left rather than the drooling zesty retarded dog

To be honest it makes sense for Kirby too. American Kirby discourse is really focused on how powerful and angry he is, with the cute thing just being icing on top that adds some charming dissonance.

I mean it's kinda funny to look back on and stuff but the advertisers didn't come up with this idea of making characters edgy for the American market out of nowhere.

>>714384038
>Adventure involves exposing minor to many phallic objects
Like maybe in Croatia that's normal but monkeys don't do that here

>>714379935 (OP)
they should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2
this looks like the second part of >>714383179

>>714383884
its just young Pauline
At the end of the game she will transform back into her adult self

>>714382625
kek, how the fuck are you the only one who noticed?

>>714379935 (OP)
Why does he look one step away from a drag queen?

>>714383591
oh hey there's the guy who mentions chris chan in every dk thread again

>>714384829
>schizophrenic retard babble

>>714385868
you’re the only one in these threads

>>714386498
that would mean I am thee and we be me

>>714379935 (OP)
Left's *way* better.

>>714379935 (OP)
>>714380546
How would americans change this then?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPxNlNtqwuI

>>714379935 (OP)
Isn't that just the same thing as Mario's three random hand gestures when you pick up a moon in Odyssey?

>>714386714
it means you’re a samefagging schzio spic who bumps his own threads

>>714381818
nigga japan pioneered animated violence

>>714386905
I'm not OP, I'm very much looking forward to Bananza.

>>714383401
> Removing everything Rare added to the character other than the "OOO BANANA" meme

>>714387438
>I'm not OP

Only the OP would say that

>>714387757
Okay, then I'm OP. Get angry at me.

The new DK is so fucking faggy man.

>>714387002
nigga mortal kombat is banned in japan

>>714388037
He's great and Rareniggers aren't real fans of DK.

>>714388037
why?

>>714388773
He looks like a fag. The fuck do you mean why?

>>714389405
He looks like me, I'm not gay

>>714388063
a mercy

>>714390102
I mean yeah the game sucks, but Japan is weird. One of the most popular manga/anime is about little girls being tortured, raped, and eaten by monsters but simultaneously a fighting game about violence that is rated M is banned. Not that America is much better where a nipple gets you crucified.

>>714388037
I don't like how he looks either. I get that they wanted him to be more expressive as the main character of a new game, but I just don't like the design.

>>714384808
I only realized that this is a pedo joke because I somehow recognized the background from the original video

>>714379935 (OP)
>A majority of males feel the need for everyone to know/see/hear how alpha they are, 24/7
>These days females too
>Freedomtards feel the need to have enough firearms and ammo to create their own militia
>Shootings happen all. the. time, and freedomtards get bent out of shape, but nothing will ever happen, not because "freedom", but because the revenue the industry makes
>Media in burgerland is perfectly content with violence, but bad words and anything involving even the idea of sex are big no-nos
idk, but if you ask a burgerland christcuck, they'll tell you things are only getting better.
Gaming has been dead for a while now. It's just that you're starting to see the decay

>>714381669
That was my first thought as well. They probably give him an angry face during combat that remains a few seconds after combat has finished. When you pick up a star or banana or whatever during that time you get the angry face.

>>714384808
link for the artist?

>>714391784
4chan.org

>>714383179
>>714384808
>Calling something "woke" should be bannable at this point. Literal meaningless term.

>>714393186
>Why are you greentexting?

>>714379935 (OP)
Not a big deal, different strokes for different folks

>>714384808
Hetero loli-pandering is the most anti-woke thing that exists. I agree with the other picture though. Game would be dead on arrival without this sexy piece of ass. Not only did they give her well-distributed freckles but also bare feet. You can even dress her up in plentiful outfits. They know EXACTLY what they're doing and I kneel.

We're getting REALLY desperate about shitting on this game, aren't we.

>>714381528
nice PS1 fist
everythign about this game is ugly

>>714379935 (OP)
Funny that the left strikes me as more Japanese. Red round the eyes makes me think of a kabuki character.

>>714384976
>at the end of the game she will completely transform into a different person altogether
sure bud

>>714384038
It's like the slightest redesign, that I honestly wouldn't have noticed was a redesign, if people didn't keep going on about it.
They have done way more to Mario over the years, and no one ever complains.

>>714387638
Rare makes stupid faces and his eyes bulge out of his head in those games, man.
You people make it very apparent you mostly know "Rare DK" from games Rare didn't make.

>>714395498
Rareniggers, like all retards obsessed with nostalgiashit, are mentally ill.

>>714379935 (OP)
>wrecked by the KANG "banana"

>>714394127
How long do I realistically need to wait for her to be added to Mario Kart World? I'm holding off for that DLC before I buy the console. You only get a first impression once, and I really want to experience that honeymoon period with Mario Kart World with Loline as a playable character.

>>714393186
t. still doesn't understand how Kamala lost

>>714384878
How do you feel about children being allowed in grocery stores where there are bananas and zucchinis and other cock-like things?

>>714394127
still no balls, she was clearly intended to go without pants

This game looks like it sucks pretty bad

>>714387002
Japanese releases get censored to lessen the violence just like western releases get censored to lessen the sex, this has been a thing for a long time. San Andreas got censored hard and a lot of other games as well. They also removed letting you nuke megaton because it would have made so many of them incredibly assmad

>>714390739
>It is better to have the freedom to perform these mass killings than to prevent them from happening and take away freedoms in the process

That's pretty much how Republicans think on gun control. They'd sooner hand the dead children from school shootings their own guns than to try and create sensible gun reform that might have prevented them from being slaughtered in the first place.

>>714379935 (OP)
Donkey Kong is a big angry gorilla who smashes shit, and is a “””parody””” of King Kong, so if anything, the nips stole him from us. This isn’t some Kirby Air Ride bullshit, Kong is a pissed off dude.

Anyway, left just looks cooler. It’s basically Gear 4 Bound Man Luffy. Do you fags bitch about him having angry eyes too? Your precious gooks made that too.

>>714383179
>>714384808
The third should be Diddy Kong vs. Diddy ahh Kong.

>>714395498
Changing the eyes is changing the most expressive part of the face, which is the most expressive part of the body. It's not the biggest deal but it is worse and it changes more than you're pretending. Changing something like the toes would be about as much change total but you'd be a retard to argue that they are as impactful as the eyes on a character design.

this game looks like a babby version of mario sunshine

>>714396968
Yup. It's to prevent controversy. Look at how the Japanese acted when you could destroy shrines as Yasuke in Assassin's Creed. A fucking video game.

>>714397043
>I’m just going to make up shit to be upset about in an effort to justify taking away people’s constitutional rights.

Fuck outta here with your “Think of the children” bullshit, Helen.

Plenty of European countries you’re welcome to fuck off to if you just want to wait around for the government to get off their ass and come save you while your sister is being raped to death by a pack of ferals.

>>714379935 (OP)
xD

>>714397425
We're talking about school shootings you dumbass. Pay attention.

>>714397537
I’m fully aware, and reiterate: Shall. Not. Be. Infringed. Faggot.

>>714379935 (OP)
Hey that's luffy.

>>714397537
The children are acceptable sacrifices for a right that God himself gave to humanity. You dare question the will of the Almighty?

>>714394127
This. Don't forget the "sleep with the loli" mechanic!

>>714397350
The japs are autistic caretakers of their honor and history and will clutch pearls at the dumbest shit, but ironically refuse to breed and make new caretakers for the next generation. If they care so much about preserving traditions and culture then they should really be making babies and instilling that in the next generation, but their society is broken in that sense.

>>714384976
>At the end of the game she will transform back into her adult self

Nah, this is a prequel to the rest of the franchise. At the end of the game we'll see this DK grow up to be the new Cranky.

>>714398035
You just know

>>714394127
Call me when I can plap lolis like in the Fire Emblem games.

>>714397769
How about armed security? How about metal detectors? How about mag locks on all the doors allowing a shooter to be contained in a single area until law enforcement arrives? How about emergency exits in classrooms? How about a more active role in mental health assistance for young people.

But no, it’s just easier to take white out to the Consitution, and snatch away the rights of millions of law-abiding citizens.

“Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little bit of temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

>>714387638
>removing everything

Literally everything is here except for this retarded new DK design that doesn't match the other Rare characters so I have no idea why they're using it.

>>714394475
zoom zoom too young to recall it wasn't until 6th and 7th gen games where it became common for character models to have individual fingers

>>714396948
I didn't like it at all at the pre-release event.
I don't think it will be received well, it gets old very quickly.

>>714380546
>violence good
>*public* sex bad
we all no america is porn addicted just like everyone else. we just feel shame about it.

>>714397537
>false flags

>>714398532
They've been doing all of those for at least two decades, and they haven't accomplished jack shit. And all I ever hear from your kind is "I HAVE MY RIIIIIIIGHTS!!!" and "All the good guys with guns will stop all the bad guys with guns!".
>but the constitution!
Was created in a very different time with primitive firearms. You people worship that thing like it's the Bible and it's just as outdated.

>>714381818
>but I want both
that's eastern yurop

>>714399361
This, God tells me I should be ashamed and sent to hell for even thinking about a biological process he forced us to do to keep the species alive. Might as well make eating, breathing, and pissing sins.

>>714394127
Dick sucking lips

>>714379935 (OP)
why donkey kong gear 4

>>714379935 (OP)
>Why oh why would a giant angry gorilla who smashed things while wearing an angry face from his very first game look angry while punching something? This looks like a good excuse as any to impotently kvetch about Americans!

>>714383179
>woke
>harry potter reference

>>714387638
It's been almost thirty years, dude.

>>714379935 (OP)
angry kirby is kino

>>714394127
God I love this loli

>>714383179
So, when does DK talk about Harry Potter, black people, and homosexuality in the game? I must have missed that part of the Direct.

>>714383179
kek this is so accurate

>>714394495
It's not just that, the expression is more Japanese too.

>>714379935 (OP)
Donkey kongs eyes are cappy.

>>714383179
The fact there are newfags on this board who find this funny is genuinely sad.

>>714383585
This one is so obviously better it's not even funny

>>714384808
I dont get wtf the bottom is supposed to be or mean.
Also why is he saying "sips drink" in the top. 3/10 the first image was better

>>714397076
Based

>>714399497
Well clearly making guns illegal is going to keep them out of bad people’s hands. The war on drugs was a resounding success, right? Prohibition too.

>”I HAVE MY RIIIIIIIGHTS!!!" and "All the good guys with guns will stop all the bad guys with guns!".

This but unironically. If you don’t like it, you’re welcome to relocate to any number of countries that doesn’t have a constitution, and has gleefully given their rights up to the government, because that’s working out just great for them. Only it hasn’t, it’s just mass stabbings instead of mass shootings now. Isn’t the UK down to doing knife confiscations now?

Anyway, it’s all a moot point, because your gun-grabbing dream is never going to happen. For one, no sane politician is ever going to have the balls to attempt to repeal 2A, because it’s an insanely unpopular position to take, and that act alone would probably result in Civil War 2. For another, good luck confiscating all those millions of guns in the country. They can’t even get all the illegals out, and what suicidal maniac is going to go door-to-door to enforce said confiscation? You?

>>714400817
He's getting caught in a TikTok pedo sting. And him saying "sips drink" is funny

>>714400934
The War on Drugs and Prohibition both massively cut down on the consumption of drugs/alcohol.
>B-but the rates in inner cities
Intentionally done by the CIA to destroy the black family so they could never form any resistance to anything
>But the opioid crisis!
Intentionally pushed by greedy doctors who were lied to by big pharma, and also China
Good guys with guns never stop mass shootings, which happen the most in red states somehow

>>714400934
I love how your kind's only response is "You don't like it then get out!". Also hilarious how much you piss and whine about how population growth isn't happening while you make it nearly impossible for people to afford to raise kids and revel in said kids being slaughtered by the dozens by gun-wielding maniacs.

>>714379935 (OP)
McSisters... our response?

>>714399717
Gear 4 is exactly what I thought of.

>>714400934
>replying to such an obvious troll

>>714394127
Glad to see the Japanese are capable of understanding the youthful appeal of freckles <3

>>714383179
>Raresnoy "humor"

>>714383884
>>714400971
Pauline is Mario's sister

>>714400054
>Item bounce

>>714403075
Huh.
Is there a single bit of information throughout the years that would contradict this?

>>714399632
very antisemitic post. Why do you hate the jewish people so much?

>>714379935 (OP)
As an American, left is significantly cooler. An angry face makes the super form look more powerful and that its getting more powerful because of his rage.
Right makes it look like he’s just dressed and gives it less impact.

>>714383179
I don't remember DK doing that in any of the previous games. He was grinning and clapping and giving you thumbs up at the end of DKC1 and then got kidnapped and was unplayable for 2 and 3, in DK64 he was always open-mouth smiling and going "Yeeeaaaahhhhh!" and "Okaaaaaay!", hell the only game where he was mean and angry was Jungle Beat and even then he was stuffing his face full of bananas with a dopey grin after every level and making his goofy noises. When did this "DK was so hardcore and edgy and murderous and humorless" thing start?

>>714379935 (OP)
americans are the dumbest people on earth
they need every exaggerated and dumbed down
and this goes way beyond vidya

>>714379935 (OP)
>Donkey Kong: ):<
>Donkey Kong, Japan: o:

>>714394127
>a child exist
>>>it's loli pandering!
holy shit drink some water

>>714405868
Goes to show what the majority of people on 4chan are when they see a child character in a game and immediately start fantasizing about lolis and sex with them.

>>714379935 (OP)
left is objectively better

>>714383179
>/v/ gets mad about nuDK not being angry enough
>OP has pic of nuDK being angry
>retards like >>714380546 >>714380729>>714404805 get mad

>>714406856
It's almost like /v/irgins only want to be angry and paint themselves as victims.

>>714406383
It's just that lolifags are the new furries.

>>714388467
Yes they are, unlike nintendo toddlers who will eat any shovelware slop with nintendo logo slapped on

>>714407293
Both are /b/ culture (by that I mean, post 2006-7 /b/), and anons forget how shite that board has gotten. Especially as the newfag filter.

>>714399497
>said faggot that does the same with official narrative

>>714407434
Like the old DK games which were made for and by Nintendo.

>>714406856
shut up you fat ass faggot

>>714380546
>'' I guess parents don't give a crap about violence if there's sex things to worry about.''

>>714379935 (OP)
>left
gross

>>714379935 (OP)
America wins
>let's make the big gorilla cute and retarded

>>714407767
That was typical simplistic arcade slop no different from shit found on commodore 64 or atari 800

Why do all the new DK forms look like weird buddhist/Hindu shit?

>>714381493
NO! AMERIKKKA BAD! AMERIKKKA MAKE ME POOR! YOU ALL FAT!!!!!!!

>>714383179
you realize this is a joke, right?
I'd put money on that whoever drew this is gonna get bananza day 1

>>714408052
You do know Nintendo themselves made a lot of DK games in the Rare era.

>>714407434
>Yes they are
Nope.

game looks too weird

>>714398784
>so I have no idea why they're using it.
My headcanon is that they didn't like how the Rare face looked when DK turned into other animals I'm stretching it but I'm gonna go ahead and put down "silly ass transformations" as another Rareware thing, so they changed DK's face.

Since you niggers are still fighting over DK's redesign, would you say this is more or less controversial a change than when E3 2014 first showed Link's new default outfit?

>>714409648
more controversial. People were blown away by how Link and the entire game looked.

>>714379935 (OP)
Left looks a thousand times better. It's his powerful rampaging mode. He shouldn't look the same but grey.

>>714409648
And since you're asking, you're misunderstanding the DK redesign complaints in the first place.

>>714383179
>>714384808


Which of these DKs looks cooler? Which one looks limpwristed and acts like a ding dong crazed for bananas?

>>714404805
post the one with the german and australian box arts

>>714404536
>When did this "DK was so hardcore and edgy and murderous and humorless" thing start?
Rareniggers, like all the mentally ill, imagine their delusions (especially in childhood) is somehow reflected in reality.

>>714384808
>>714383179
>/pol/ "comedy"

>>714394127
Wake me up when they decide to hire one of these artists to design loli
Gemba
Benantoka
Masuda
Minasuki Popuri
Salad
Rustle
Ponsuke
Typehatena
Ootsuka Reika
Kanabun
HaguHagu
Suzan
Saeki Tatsuya

>>714410224
>Which one looks limpwristed and acts like a ding dong crazed for bananas?
Rare DK couldn't smash apart mountains and dig through the ground, and he also went faggoy over bananas and did wild takes straight from Tex Avery cartoons.

I like the new design better. He is more expressive but still has manliness to him. I think new generations are going to like him more.
By the things I heard I expected some Turning Red beanmouth design, but no I like him.

>>714411170
he just looks like a fat retard now
nothing manly about that

>>714411002
>not healthyman

>>714400715
Why do you find these images unappealing?
>>714384808
Man what detail went into candy

>>714384829
I agree with the Kirby statement. You can get away with it because Kirby is pink blob. DK is an archetype of King Kong, it just won't work flanderizing him

>>714401174
The gun violence in this country is largely a racial issue. Blacks are more predisposed to violence, low IQ and impulsive behavior. Combine that with their "culture" and voila.

>>714412103
You people really love to ignore all of the silly retarded shit Rare DK has done for his entire career to try to convince us that he was some Doom Slayer level of serious hardcore manly icon of the male gender.

>>714381493
can you HANDSTAND, WHEN YOU NEED TO?

>>714404536
>Yeeeaaaahhhhh!" and "Okaaaaaay!"

Holy fucking soul!

>>714412781
So why are 99% of school shootings done by white men?

>>714409297
Very good plausible theory there anon

Also for those who haven’t seen them, these Bananza fan art transformations are awesome! I love the Banjo and BattleToad references

>>714396771
>still no balls
For a sec I thought you were requesting for her to be a trap instead of a cute girl.

>>714411170
Based French Fries Enjoyer

>>714383179
why are they more obsessed with communism than communists are

>>714412949
that's not even close to being true

>>714411170
>By the things I heard I expected some Turning Red beanmouth design
Mario Kart World was not helping at all, you can tell it's a lot earlier than Bananza just because he doesn't look as refined in this and he only gets one costume, which is bullshit. Bananza is exactly what DK needs in order to get people to accept his new face.

>>714384808
>seething about pauline
pauline chads WON

>>714394127
We get it, you're a child molester.

>>714412949
Even if that was true, the disparity between these school shooter victims vs the victims of black crime in Atlanta, NY and Cali would still be massive

>>714379935 (OP)
There’s no way this is real. Nintendo has fully global releases including scripts, for instance Japan was forced to use the pozzed NoA script for TTYD remake.

>>714379935 (OP)
For once I like the burger one more. Kong Bananza should looks like he's about to fuck you up.

>>714414426
Vivian was trans in Japan.

I would like new DK if his 'muzzle' was smaller, he looks like Homer Simpson and barely like Jr. Honestly I wish they leaned more into Jr.'s design.

Country secondaries having another melty.

>>714414823
Would primaries be Arcade/G&W boomers?

>>714414426
Vivian is an otokonoko(boy)

>>714413325
ew, don't you ever dare twist my words like that, I have you know I'm a high level cunnysseur

>>714400154
what's the new site?

>>714379935 (OP)
they know we don't like basedkong

>>714415064
>bread on a desk
>Goose Bumps
>1984
ugh..