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>1
Ranni never stops seething because she's next to her momdad, meanwhile Mohg nags you with shit about the Mohgwyn dynasty, you implore him to accept that boys can't get pregnant but you just can't get through him
>2
Miriel slowly but aggressively unloads 10 hours of hardcore theology on you while Rennala schizobabbles about imaginary children
>3
You can't help but wonder why Radagon keeps moving inbetween seats, Rennala is even harder to bear when you're next to her, there's a faint smell of cooked prawns
>4
Patches tries to pickpocket your shit for all the flight, luckily for you Boggart is there to glass him and give you tasty snacks, but it's hard to bear with the hammering sounds from behind
>5
Rya's autism is endearing, were it not for the fact that she insists on accepting a mummified head, you develop a mild tinnitus from 10 hours of Hughes' uninterrupted hammering
>6
You can't help but feel that Fia is trying to set you up with something, her sneaky handjobs make you feel weaker and weaker for some reason, Blaidd judges you silently but sternly
>7
Melina insists that your INT is still too low, Hyetta starts schizobabbling out of the blue every once and again, you can hear Gideon mumbling about finding an albinauric women and that gives you mild PTSD
>8
You arrive late and Mimic Tear has already taken Gideon's form, both of them torment you with queries about albinauric women, caves and stories about Gideon's youth including a rather disturbing set of trivia about puppet fucking, there's also a rather unsettling smell coming from behind
>9
Millicent's kindness is not enough to distract you from the unbearable stench of rot and shit, you take a look at Malenia's sit only to catch an eyeful of degenerate Oneeshota porn
>10
As if the stench of shit and rot wasn't enough, Hughes' hammering hammers away at your sanity, the autistic guy next to you also emits rather disturbing sounds from within the armor
