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Stream 1:
Now: Spyro the Dragon
Next: Looney Tunes: Space Race
Later: Hitman: Flash Game Gauntlet 2
Stream 2:
Now: Hogwarts Legacy
Soon: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided
Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule
If I want to finally play these games, should I do OG or the remasters? I actually have the remasters on Steam already. For what it's worth, I'm a 30 something that's used to PS graphics, I just never played PS1 platformers.
First try rat is actually insane
>>714382410 (OP)>two threads till deathwe can go closer
Lumilaura?
A nasty knot slut of sorts
>magic & shit the game
>it's just using magick to chuck barrels and rocks at faggots
They weren't very creative witht his one
Miggin' - Warthogs Legacy Edition.
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Gamers?
>>714382249Nah it got unbanned some years later after somebody painstakingly explained to them the odd of that combination of words ever coming up again.
DAYO IS LOCKED THE FUCK IN. LETS GO
Finnruns event is up already?
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The migging is complete
>>714382505spyro remaster is the best remaster of a game out there. the og is still better
I'm glad that he's the one taking his shirt off, imagine the horrors if it was any of the trannies...
>>714382614locked the fuck into third place
4 erections just happened.
>>714382603Is that look achievable natty?
>>714382627Their events are usually pretty short.
>>714382531>rocko's questkek they are still mad
>>714382410 (OP)Include link to previous thread please
>>714367421
Old thread :
>>714367421I'm miggin' here!
Also, thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-XoWJ0TI8&list=RDvW-XoWJ0TI8
The S in ESA is for Spyro
>>714382695A strict diet of pepperoni pizza
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>>714382562Can't beat the rock to the head.
>>714382603The troon be mad hatin'
>>714382823me on the left
my gf in the middle
WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING SO MANY GOD DAMN ADS ON STREAM 2
>>714382742C-
Saved by the dude getting hype at the end despite losing.
FIRST TRY. It was just a really long try
>>714382742D
too much screaming
>Now: Spyro the Dragon
>Next: Spyro the Dragon
>Later: Spyro the Dragon
>Soon: Spyro the Dragon
>>714382765ETERNAL SPYRO AGENDA
put your wands down, the time is over
>>714382875Due to the PLAYSTATION NATION shit earlier in the week, they hit the view count that let them jack them up to a higher rate.
>>714382956somebody ran it and gdq staff didn't know it contained a comical rape scene as the winning screen.
Kek. Left her hanging for ages
>>714382645The Crash remakes are better than Spyro's (better than Spyro 2 and 3 at least), even with the pillbox. Diablo II has a better remake than both, even without the ability to use mods. MediEvil has the best remake of all though.
>>714382645I saw a copy spyro game on the ps3 online? What is that about? Is that a completly different game or a remaster?
>>714382531>Harry Potter Series, including Hogwarts Legacy>Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden
>>714383019god dammit I hate the modern internet
>Laura enters spyro streams to groom niggas
>>714382956The ending of Rocko's Quest has Rocky caveman bonk a woman and drag her hair first into a cave where he presumably fucks the shit out of her.
>>714382603Can you really show that on Twitch?
>>714382742S--
wait 1 tranny.. A
2 tranny B..
So okay I'll give it a B
>>714383060>The Crash remakes are fucking trashcorrect
>>714382565What the fuck episode is that from? I don't remember that scene.
>>714383134dangerously based
So are we all genderqueer now since they won?
>>714382505you're not really experiencing them if you're not playing the originals. don't be fooled
>>714382645Heartgold/Soul Silver
>>714383082>the ps3 onlinei thought they turned ps3 offline
>>714382742A, I love me some dayoman
>>714382604What words came up?
>>714382565>you will never own a space GameboyWhy live...
You know Dayoman's dick is gonna smell like shit tonight, gamers
>>714383325Dude in a dress
>>714383325Dude in a Silk Dress
Chlods wants a piece, you can tell.
>>714383225One of the first S1 episodes where they're captured in a board game and Quark has to play to save them.
>>714382742D icks everywhere
>>714383217That leaves Spyro's buried under the trashheap itself.
>>714383189you gave it an S
quit trying to be quirky
>>714383271Mä spiidrunaan :DDDDDD
Watch as Chlod's lustful eyes look upon the shirtless American man with his norwood 18 hairline
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>>714383357>You know Dayoman's dick is gonna smell like pus tonight, gamersFixed.
>>714383480Looks like he's at Ranrok. Here's hoping he dies against him.
>>714383458It's not over yet.
>>714383225I don't blame you for blocking it out of your memory. It's considered one of the worst for a reason...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urixf-E6SWE
>>714383548not yet, still going lol
thought it was over since he had his little speech
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Name my band
>>714383404>>714383408Is GDQ opposed to dudes wearing dresses?
>>714383458It's not over yet.
>>714382742B
because of Dayoman
>>714383627its pretty much over
>>714383480the actual time does not count loading times and he underestimated them, that and also he said that in a few areas he played poorly
>>714383654downward spyro
Knowing chlods' height, we got some manlets here
>>714383480>He blamed the slow loading times
>>714383609never watched the movies nor read the books. is this what harry potter is about?
>>714383743the manlet to tranny pipeline is real
>>714383404>>714383408I don't know how you can reasonably spin around this as """""offensive"""""
Any civilized country would look at this complaint and agree that any person who deems this "problematic" shouldn't hold on position of power. And the uncivilized ones would simply behead those people.
>turn on stream 2
>16 minutes over estimate
sheeeeeeeeeeit
>>714383820C
Over estimate, the game is boring, runner tried his best to make it interesting, but he's not very charismatic. The little British goblin in the back is obnoxious, and the dude on the right said about three words in four hours.
>>714383654Dragon Dildo Deluxe.
Look at this ugly man; can't believe a bunch of you thought that was a chick.
>>714383820F
Giga over estimate
>>714383820C for Hermione
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>>714383820C, it was a comfy B run but it went overestimate
>>714383820B-
was a great run but it's way over estimate
>>714383820good and fun run, shame for overestimate. B
>>714383654Who's that woman (female) next to (are hobo) Dayo who's not Chlods?
>>714383820B. Pretty good, even with the overestimate.
>another spyro run is coming up later
who the fuck enjoys spyro this much?
>>714383683These were the Proto years, so, yes.
>>714383820C not a good SR game
>>714384135they're on screen right now
>>714383437>>714383620Ah, right, some of that early season jank. I'm glad they quickly figured out that quark should always be the primary focus of quark episodes.
Hogwarts went over estimate because of load times
>>714382531Wait, why is anything Harry Potter related banned at gdq?
Lads, let's only take off our shirts if we have something resembling abs. The belly is embarrassing.
>>714384287>The belly is embarrassing.real chads don't care
>>714384276Rowling is too chuddy for them
>>714384276writer turned out to be a chud
>>714384275He should have accounted for that. He knew its an RTA timer
>>714384072It was on at a more recent GDQ too, I think one of the 2022 ones, where the stream "coincidentally" went down around the time it was expected to appear.
>>714384287Don't be so insecure.
>>714383820C
it was a B but he chickened out at the end, he shoulda commit and say i like the game deal with it trannies
>>714384276gdq is the most troon event
jk rowling rejects their perceived gender
that's basically it
>>714384276she thinks men aren't women
>>714384276The novels are written by a based chudette author
>>714384276Rowling is a nazi transphobic androphobic genocidal TERF who thinks men with dicks, chopped off or nor, are not, in fact, women.
That's it.
>>714384403Didn't they run a modded version that removed it?
Looney Troons or Jewish Ex?
These hosts waste time talking segments between runs as they set up just don't work. It's a failed experiment and this is their third attempt at it. Just bring back the frame perfect and plum songs and those 10 second strat exhibitions.
>>714384367I mean just overshoot the estimate and that way you are never going over.
>>714384357Rowling is more like a leftist that alligns with right wingers currently perhaps because a troon whipped out his cock in front of her in the ladies' bathroom. But other than her position on troons she is a leftist.
>>714384357>>714384361>>714384468>>714384471>>714384475>>714384482Fucking kek... but Cthulhu games are perfectly fine even though Lovecraft literally had a cat he called Niggerman
>>714384287Nigga, you just mad jelly
>>714384367He said he did, but ESA PC is shit so load times were longer. Plus they had a soflock three minutes in and had to restart.
>if you wanna know a bit of the lore...uh anyway
kek
>>714384676>Niggermani thought the "help me, niggerman" meme was a jab against black spiderman
>>714382531Harry Potter banned because Rowling doesn't follow the trans line.
FNaF banned because dev donated money to republicans.
GoW banned because nudity and off-screen sex, pussies.
Barkley banned because dass rayyciss
Rocko's banned because runner and ending too based
America's most wanted banned because too political (killing sandies bad)
Porn games like Huniepop, Kurovadis, Eroic, Natsuiro I understand, but what did Air Control and Frog Factions and Ion Fury do? Wasn't Ion Fury even tranny friendly?
>>714384501Shouldn't even need to mod it, it uses a fuckhuge word table, otherwise it would defeat the point of the game.
>Hypno in his tight lilac shorts again
>>714383820>they see me rollin'I didn't really watch, so I don't care to rate.
>>714383225>>714383620>post-TNG show tries to be like TNG>the fans hate itI remember watching Star Trek in order and seeing it lose its soul over time
I bet Lower Deck fans would hate DS9
>>714384276what the fuck Air control do???
>>714384784The good machines are in the stream 1 room, Planks put a shit one in for stream 2.
>>714384676Lovercraft lived in chud times. In their minds any chud they respect from back then would be a bleeding heart liberal, if only they happened to be alive during the current woke times.
What the fuck is this racing game.
banging tunes on looney tunes
>>714384931Air Control had some reference, Frog Fraction was developer politics, Ion Maide- Ion Fury had the OGAY object thing that game media blew out of proportion.
>a game where they make the character go fast and skip the level
SHOCKER
>>714384276>Ion Fury?why?? is it because you play a girl (female(with boobs))
>>714384676Yes, but Lovecraft's copyright expired, so anyone can just rewrite whatever he touched and publish it and even ask for money, giving it legitimacy as a product.
So you can just start tipexing all over what he said and replace it with hecking otherworldly homeful wholesomeness.
I like Look Outside, but it could've standed to be a bit edgier and darker, it's too hopeful and attracts the wrong audience even though it's super gory and shit.
>driving in reverse on a rocket
Looney tunes shit is happening in a looney tunes game
>>714384931Ion Fury had a bottle of shampoo called OGAY and a hidden area with the words 'Fag bag'. Naturally there was an uproar in all the alphabet media.
Mankind Divided has finally started
>>714385210>OGAYOh yeah, now I remember. It was such a nothingburger I completely forgot.
GDQ is gay (not the good kind, the awful insulting kind).
Why are they going backwards?
>>714385423to win the game
Thats my idol FreezeChamp. He makes me proud to be Portuguese
>>714385423"uncapped" speed in reverse like big rigs
>>714384276Rowling is a TERF, and the progressive stack machine hates terfs even more than chuds.
>>714384349you just know she's kinky
>>714385264It's funny how many developers do this shit while publicly complaining about Lovecraft.
>have to choose between Dudesex: 50 Shades in the Night and a cool racing game I played as a kid
FUCK
>>714385614I'm sticking with the racing game since it's NuDudeSex.
So is this some Big Riggs type thing where there's no backwards acceleration speed?
>>714385572Ah, yeah I figured.
is dude sex asscheeks divided worth playing
>>714385614I've already seen Mankind Divided a few times so it's Looney Tunes for me.
>>714385552portugal caralho
>>714385614nudeus ex is just a bunch of out of bounds glitches, fucking sucks to watch
>Looney Troons into Looney Tunes
Fuck, I missed the first 4 minutes of DXMD.
Is this guy just going to bitch about them mistranslating his language the whole run?
>>714385703I liked NoSex though. If I detach the name from it it's a perfectly cool scifi sneaky shooty rpg ego shooter game that I'd love anyway. Nu is cool for it's own reasons, old is separate and good anyway. It's a shit move to try to steal ol' publicity and fame to make your new unrelated game the new hotness, but I can forgive that because it's exactly the kind of stuff I like anyway.
if you're not watching Looney Tunes, you don't like speedruns
>>714385920Rewind and watch it with 2x speed until you're caught up.
>>714386021That's fair, and yeah that shit is annoying, I'm not a fan of them doing that with Prey either.
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>estimate: 1 hour 35 minutes
You guys told me 97ames has an OnlyFans.
YOU LIED TO ME
>>714386247>racing game takes twice as long as sci-fi rpg. More proof that rpgs are just movies with a splash of "gameplay"
>>714386138How do I rewind? I haven't touched twitch since pic related and I don't see a bar to adjust an offset.
You now remember pic related, by the way.
Remember that time DC comics had crossovers with Loony Tunes
this looney tunes game looks kinda fun actually
>>714385921Why would anyone animate that?
>>714386601idk, I watch through mpv and have a 20min cache
>>714386247I just noticed
what the fuck
>>714386601the twitch player is shit and won't let you rewind. in a couple minutes you should be able to go to the channel's videos and see it on the vod
>>714386181I only ever played the demo of the old Prey on my Xbox because underage back then, but it seemed fun. Is it even possible to check out these days and is it fun?
FFXII upwards are all products of Enix shitting up old square and I can never take anyone serious who tries to assert they're actual FF products. Fuck, even FFTA and X-2 were pushing it (no outside influence yet). Just about the only thing ok is WotL, and that's just a remake of a previous good game with fancy shakespearean dialogue and shitty bugs added.
>>714384656She's a terf; not really complicated to explain. The terf/tranny lefty wars are the funniest consequence of progressive brainrot.
Am i crazy, or every stage is the same?
>>714386247It's the All Tournaments category. CTR 100% also took 2 hours
>>714386881You can pirate the original on PC since it's been pulled from everything ever, probably for SEO bollocks.
>>714386679it was still happening up to this year or last when they were trying to hype up the multiversus game
>>714387073maybe
there's not enough to differentiate them from each other
>>714385210Frog Fractions had a bug porn shooting scene, no?
>>714386967Most Terfs I've seen are tradcon types irritated that their gender roles are being possibly encroached upon.
The only leftists I'm aware of that actually dislike troons are some of the USSR worshippers or tendencies that lean socially conservative (they exist, but they are a minority nowadays).
JK rowling definitely isn't a leftist howeverbeit.
>>714387073Many racing games don't understand the importance of set pieces
>>714387249>there's not enough to differentiate them from each otherThat makes it a bad game
>>714387343>Most Terfs I've seen are tradcon types irritated that their gender roles are being possibly encroached upon.What do you think the RF in TERF stands for?
>>714387343You have no idea what a terf is if you have ever seen a """""""""""""""""trad""""""""""""""" one.
>>714387378this is why I dislike the open world racing meme
no setpieces, terrible vistas, just samey shit all around
>they're chimping out in the S1
I'm back to the Eastern Euro gloom on the S2
>>714387421Radio Frequency?
>>714387138Thank you for reminding this piece of shit died twice
>>714387421>>714387510You jest, but there are unironic tradcon terfs. Just go peruse any social media spaces with women in it for 10-15 minutes that are talking about terf shit.
The founding woman of the radical feminism movement said its all a genuine cia psyop anyways and that she was approached by them frequently with cash offers.
the music in this racing game goes hard
What's sadder, a dev making a racing video game where going backwards is faster or a player who knows all the level skip techs off by heart?
Ah yes, the joys of PC gaming happening live on the Stream 2.
>>714387343>Most Terfs I've seen are tradcon typesOverton window swinging so hard Steiner and Marcus escaped it.
Was a fun day bros, midnight here
Goodnight
See you in 9-10 hours
>>714387421>muh gender roles!>anon, they're feministAre you arguing feminists are for equality or am I misreading this comment chain?
>>714387787I'm not jesting. Actual terfs are Radical Feminists first and Trans-Exclusionary second.
Trannies just throw the term around to any female sensible enough to exclude men in dresses from their private spaces.
Tradcons aren't terfs, quite the opposite, it just happens that both sides of the left-right spectrum eventually hate on rapists (trannies).
>>714385058That bit resembles the early seasons of TNG way more than the later ones, plus DS9 is a lot more character-driven than TNG given all the war and politics threads.
>turn on stream 2
>go watch stream 1
>>714388159goodnight, AUS
>>714387921Yeah, its like some of the magat base unknowingly agreeing with standard socialist shit and just being completely oblivious.
The overton window is in overdrive right now in American politics. Partially through an extreme lack of understanding and or people aligning their viewpoints with their political enemies completely mistakenly or through spite because X group pissed them off.
>>714387909Third times the charm
>>714387909Can't be more fun than Deus Ex 2 loading a new process every time it hit a loading screen.
>>714388172I'm saying that a radical feminist is not a tradcon; nothing contention or complicated regardless of your politic beliefs.
>>714388447But at least it did load them.
For such a janky ass slop racing game is sure does have good music
>>714388594Much to the surprise of the runner.
>>714385742Eh, it's pretty okay mechanically as a game. Story is turbo gay and not at all interesting. Kinda short from what I remember.
>>714384931>FNaF banned because dev donated money to republicans.>I swear we're not a political org, bro!
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THE COIN NOISES ARE HAUNTING ME AGAIN
>>714388159I haven't seen this picture in ages. What was the deal with these two again?
>>714389258>Longrunning money laundering scam leans into getting more money
This Looney Tunes run feels like the only actually fast run
>>714389280>I didn't ask for this
>>714388181>way more than the later onesHaha yeah season 1 episodes like Sub Rosa, Phantasms, Thine Own Self, Masks and Emergence really were... in season 7. Data no! Don't cut me! I'm a cake!
>war & politics = more characterI don't see what you're getting at.
>>714389246How is this shit racing game having music bordering on Jet Set Radio?
>>714389723Right one (frozenflygone) cucked her husband live on stream, left one (PippyInATopHat) nothing special as far as I know, aside from being your standard overexcited screaming donation begging GDQ host.
Nice to see this development company but 99% of their budget into music and 1% budget into everything else
>>714390026I think Pippy might be the one who puts on that annoying fake sultry "sexy" voice? Or is that someone else?
You guys are overhyping music way too much.
>>714389258That emote is hideous
>>714390313The bar is super low for video game music
>Stream 2 has no incentives
>>714390269Well that voice works for me, and so does her goofy laugh.
>>714389942>Data no! Don't cut me! I'm a cake!nta but that episode is worth it for the way Worf says "mint frosting" alone.
>>714390026>live on streamDon't forget it was a stream we were never supposed to be able to see, but we did because of the stupid way they were running like eight twitch channels, each with a stream of a part of their stream setup.
>>714390269I think you might be thinking of NicholeGoodnight.
>>714390269I think you're thinking of Nichole Goodnight.
I like how ESA allows you to put your money towards multiple goals, while GDQ you have to split it.
i think blinking really isnt a good mechanic in stealth games
>>714389942I'm saying there's more do-nothing silly episodes (which also do little to contribute to the characterization of the cast) in the first few seasons of TNG than in the later seasons. So Move Along Home resembles early TNG more than later TNG; in both cases it's a show finding its footing and figuring out the characters, often very clumsily.
>>714390543euroCHADS win again
>>714389963Because game development usually means contracting some random people to make music for the game, and sometimes they strike gold.
I honestly forgot Mankind Divided existed. Maybe I should finally play it.
>deus ex overestimate
>looney tunes racer overstaying it's welcome
this sucks
>>714390728B love me some dude sex
>>714390728B, good janky run
>>71439076730 seconds over with technical issues isn't that bad.
>>714390728A+ but im biased cause i love this ga
>>714390728A
Love Deus ex runs
>>714390741It's the most ok game I've ever played
stream 1 just got very gay suddenly
>>714390728B
Good tech, bit of a shitshow, good commentary, almost under estimate despite two crashes.
>>714390728B, some misfortune mixed with jitters held it back from being a great. I get why that game's speedrun community is so small. NuSex doesn't beat DudeSex, but I still wish it hadn't been done so dirty
>>714390531>>714390517Yeah that's the one, a lot of the GDQ donation readers blur together
>>714390946Understandable, she's the one some anon found the onlyfans of last GDQ and started posting her stuff in the thread.
>Hypnoshark wants to start explaining stuff
>Guy starts snoring
RUDE
>>714390728B+
There were technical issues and some run mistakes but the runner was good at explaining what he was doing and chatting about this and that throughout the run.
>>714391054straightest eurobros
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>this run
gonna download this whole soundtrack
>>714391243behind you
*bang*
Oh boy Hitman with Finntism, this outta be good.
HITMAN
IS
NOT
A
SHOWCASE
IT'S
JUST
A
SILENT
ASSSASIN
RUN
FUCK
YEAH
>Hitman: Blood Money
>by Kotti
YES :DDD
>>714390460I like silly Star Trek episodes because I think Kirk > Picard > any other captain
>>714390604I was disappointed when they "figured out" the characters more later down the line. Like Bashir suddenly being an illegal eugenics test tube baby who is better than everyone else at everything which is actually oh so howwible for him. Or Dukat going off the deep end. Or the Ferengi discovering feminism and transgenderism.
And then the whole deepstate plotline was a flatline that everyone quietly ignores was actually how the "good guys" won the war, which was really weird given how the show talks about morality above all.
>>714391278What run was this about?
wait its a real speedrun not a showcase??
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>Full run
Thank god
>>714391451Donkey Kong Country: Tropical freeze
>>714391451The 3D Mario 3DS game I think.
>>714391451Super Mario 3D Land
>Pushes guard off the balcony
>Bullies the target a bit before putting 8 rounds into his back
Icon of professionalism this 47.
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Anon, stop lurking at the door.. come sit down, join in, have fun!
>>714391451Mario 3D Land, some boys were having fun on the couch. Not even any dramatic level by GDQ's stiff standards
Why are hitman runs so cursed at marathons? As much as them reacting to that video sucked, at least they avoided the curse
This Looney Tunes run would have been much better if it wasn't All Tournaments as it got old real quick, its the same thing over and over. I think thats why the runners are dicking around more, even they've realized its boring.
>not leaving any witnesses
I don't like where this is going. I sure hope a dog can't talk to the police...
>>714391850Because rather than do a regular run they always try to show off the hardest with Silent Assassin and Wire only and other gimmicks.
this hitman game goes really well with the looney tunes space race music
>>714391820At any other event it would have been just a regular ass run but at GDQ it was sacriledge because "muh heckin anxious viewers, triggering their anxiety by being loud!"
one dude is laughing very loud on stream 2
>>714383225>It's only game, why you hef to be mayd
>>714391850Anyone have the edit of the mission briefing for this guy? Killed me when I read it.
>>714392130>QUIT HAVING FUN
Also this hitman run isn't on the schedule is it just a last minute run because they're ahead of schedule or something?
>>714392092The Looney Tunes jej are non-intrusive while having a nice BPM that gives a sense of speed, so it works nice for anything that's supposed to be fast.
>>714392224It's on the schedule. It was just listed as a showcase for some reason.
>>714391504>>714391986>>714391850>Promises to return and redeem himself>Turns up at GDQ instead>Goes over estimate again>Doesn't even apply for ESA this year
>>714392224Yeah, they added it in due to the disappointment in the Hitman World of Asses non-run.
>he was technically a weakness for the split second that he was still alive but fallingSounds so intimidating coming from that accent
>>714391850Unforgiving game
>>714392204Hitman used to be a game?
>>714391504>>714391986Kotti is the goat of course but I would've liked to see sad disheveled and exhausted American man get another crack at it
>>714392362I swear it wasn't on yesterday. But this schedule has been all over the place in terms of games suddenly popping up
>>714392362Its a showcase because finnish
>>714392002Imagine a suit only pistol only run at a marathon, would be pure trainwreckkino with how shit the pistol aim is.
>>714392394Makes sense, no idea what they were thinking with that.
This makes me wanna play Hitman, so many different ways to do levels
>>714392002Hitman runners are the most based runners at these marathons for that fact alone. High risk runs that have potential to devolve into train wrecks are the best
>>714391434The ferengi feminism stuff is turbo-gay but largely I like what they did once they really pegged down the characters. Dukat was great before he went off the deep end, and then he became godly.
https://youtu.be/y4o_X4xypnc
>>714392130I hear him. Security should remove him
This doesn't seem silent, I don't know.
I've heard Blood Money is the best hitman game. Is it also a good place to start the series? I've never played any of them.
>>714393020The starting suit trespassing bypass glitch really breaks Blood Money
>>714391504>1:04:07What was the estimate for the run?
>>714392754Thanks, anon. You're the best.
>>714393052Its an incredible experience
>>714393020They all use silencers, it's all good.
>>714393052Yes to both The first one is still neat to see as it's the first one, just dont play it on the harder difficulties like i did
HOLY SHIT THAT JACUZZI MASSACRE
>>714393172Under an hour I think
Coin seems like the most powerful item in Hitman
>>714393052You can start with any of them really. Only 1 is the one I'd say best to leave alone since it's very archaic and it's best missions are redone in Contracts.
JANNIES
this is an English board. The esls are getting uppity
Janitorize them
>>714393052>I've never played any of themKeep it that way, they are all extremely mediocre
Why is it Silent Assassin if he got discovered nd shot at?
Forgot about this one, how much have I missed?
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that fucking exit
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>>714392754>under the guise of a Macbat64 runnerjej
>>714393498They can't go to the police with that story, so it's all good.
>>714393476Yani Tohru-sama is busy. Please redirect your inquiries as to enforcement of rules and due fulfillment of janitorial duties to the IRC. It is not acceptable to lower the quality of dialogue inside a thread with meta complaints about the moderation. Thank you.
>>714393498Think it only counts if they see you actually kill someone. So standing next to a dead body is enough to aggro them, but doesn't count as being seen killing
>>714393052Blood Money or World of Assassination.
WoA has Freelancer mode once you know the maps which can be fun.
>>714393598What's the lore on this guy?
>>714393498Because of a glitch the game doesn't record certain things that impact SA ratings
>>714392549He did at GDQ and went over estimate again. (30 minute estimate, he went 33 minutes and they sneak bumped the estimate to 35)
>>714393498He explained that he's getting shot at because the security guards jump to conclusions when they see him near bodies, but at the end of the level they don't have proof or actual witnesses to the murder itself.
Based Shemp being gay ironically on stream 1
>>714393598Doesn't upcoming GDQ have a macbat run scheduled? Wonder if that runner will actually show up
>>714393498You must've misheard Anon, it's the Onions Assassin because he's a featureless bald man like Wojak.
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blood money never disappoints
Has there ever been a flawless Hitman run at these events?
>>714393827Wait even the word söýlent is filtered? WTF?
>>714393052Contracts, Blood Money, then World of Assassination in that order, a lot of the old missions are brought into other games but with the better features.
I'm going to listen to the looney tunes space race OST after all this since everyone keeps talking about it.
Can't have any witnesses if 47 massacres everyone in a quarter mile vicinity.
The world's greatest assassin.
>>714393990would you rather see onionslent?
>>714393930Getting a flawless run is difficult under the most controlled settings, runners mill for a good result constantly in order to beat records
>>714393716He's local /xk/ lore, a UMA that haunts forests and mountains of the slavic countries.
It's said that if you leave out an original physical copy of a game overnight next to some salo, you will be blessed with a signature and good luck for your next speedrun.
>>714393930there would be no witnesses
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>>714394160face up or face down?
>bomb goes off
>hoedown still in full swing
>>714394263just another day in the bayou
>>714393930Nah, its always choke kino and disaster kino
Marvin is the shittiest Looney Tunes. As is the duck. Fight me.
>>714394226Face up. Don't wanna be smushed and inserted into those inverted sweaty nipples, that's disgusting. Gotta breathe.
isn't that freecam cheating?
>>714394431>Marvin is the shittiest Looney Tunes.This makes me very angry.
Damn I got pushed, guess I'll die.
>>714393489Damn, what a trainwreck. He should be glad they let him finish.
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RATE LOON TOON SPAYCE RAYCE
Wish they'd run my favorite N64 game of back in the day.
>>714394098Would've been funnier, yes.
>>714394106I know s0ÿ and some variants are banned, but I didn't think even a hardly related, dozen-letter word would fall under the whole onions blanket. Call me what you want though, I finally dropped this shithole for good after the Shartening and only come back for these threads.
Hitman runs are always interesting to me because they're always trainwrecks full of chokes and fuck ups and just an overall disaster yet I still end up impressed by them and rate them high because they still do impressive things and I can tell the runner's skill. It's the only run where I'm impressed by the chokes.
>>714394637B+
Started great but fell off
>>714392887>Dukat was great before he went off the deep end, and then he became godly.This I love Dukat until his daughter dies.
Holy shit world record
>>714394637A just for that
>pushing count as fall because the elevator was going down
jWU
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>>714394160Stick Buddy, you need a gas mask or you're gonna drown in there
>>714394637D
Was fun at first but got old quick since it was the same strat over and over, they shouldn't have done All Tournaments as we got what it was about half an hour in. You could tell even the runners got bored and thats why they started dicking around. Good music though.
>>714394637B good vibes and music and run, but a bit long. World Record or no, felt a bit too monotone.
>>714394770>he doesn't survive a falling elevator by jumping at the last secondNGMI
>>714394867Should've jumped to counteract the fall damage lol
>>714394637D
Racing game lets play
>>714394637A, good commentators and a good run but went on a little too long
Kotti looking good.
This was one of the first runs I've ever seen and it had it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quu8TDRb6OU
>blueglass
>speed
>thick accent
>one good commentator
>one spergy commentator
>can't find the body under the limo
Kek these runs are great
>>714394890>jump>snap your neck on the ceilingbad move, agent
Oh, slampig is on screen again. I want to anti-feed her and turn her into a top-tier cutie.
>white girl trying to pull of the hime cut with a side tail
>>714394637A, I love my races thanks to this week
Blood Money is one of the most unintentionally funny games ever made.
Hitman elevators are apex predators
>>714395104she has a side tail on both sides
>>714394810high risk high reward
>>714395046she's british m8 there's nof ixing
>>714395159Are they made in China?
>>714395224Just like Hitman runs.
Holy shit. Stick Buddy is Agent 47
It makes me sad that ESA 's donation count is nowhere near RTA and GDQ's. I much prefer these charities.
>>714395046You're gonna need some Korea-tier face lifting m8.
>>714395373That's a good thing. More money means more attention which means less fun.
>>714394637>Wish they'd run my favorite N64 game of back in the day.Extreme-G?
>>714395373Wait, RTA makes money? I thought it was just weebs doing mystery dungeon and jrpg and meme game runs for shits and giggles.
>>714395532They make Millions!! of yens
>>714395529No, open your eyes. Your eyes are open.
I always thought it was funny that the Marines all carried m14s for guard duty inside a building
Has a hitman run ever not gone horribly wrong?
>>714395532A lot of Japan events aren't charity events. I feel the west should follower as I feel the charity aspect can sometimes hold them back. Anyone know of any non charity speedrun events?
>that one kid who shot the vice president so hard it noclipped him
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>>714394637I'm doin' him a B
>>714394810That's a risk I'm willing to take.
>>714395373PCF and MSF arguably aren't the best charities for this point in time. I much more respect Alzheimerfonden, I really hope to hear a cure for it in my lifetime
>>714395647I wouldn't be a hitman run if it did.
>>714395647lol no
Makes it my favorite kind of run.
>>714395104I think she looking like a piggi is infinitely worse
>>714395373If you think popular = good then just take a look at GDQ next week... Raking in just a little bit more wouldn't hurt sure, but being the underdog is good in this case.
>>714395373Donation wise they're way ahead of both 2024 events, but still not up to pre-2024 numbers. Same with viewers. So basically they just had to bring back stream 2 and 24 hours and they were completely wrong when they said it wouldn't impact donaitons much.
Hell no
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>>714395650I've been saying this for years. Hell I'd rather donate to the event itself than some Soros backed scam charity
I appreciate runners that can improvise when something goes wrong instead of restarting the whole thing
>>714395373I feel like ESA hasn't been shilling much this year, probably because they know that they're gonna get a lower donation count than usual. Still, I feel like their goals and incentives are way too high. Not GDQ-tier high, but still a bit too high for the amount they get. They've missed a lot of incentives.
>>714395123also one of the greatest games ever made
>>714395695Is MSF still ferrying migrants to Italy or has their Government nipped that in the bud?
>>714395851>hmm how can I salvage this.. eureka!vs
>uhh ive never played this level normally before teehee
>>714395912Do you make these collages?
>>714395695Agreed, if there's one way I don't wanna go out its Alzheimers. I'd rather have my body rot than my mind.
>>714395936>>uhh ive never played this level normally before teeheeI fucking hate this
>>714395884Whats the appeal of nose rings? I think they are worse than a lazy eye.
>>714395695Me too, Anon, me too.
>>714396041attach chain to clamps
kek, 47 just going "guess i'll die"
>trollface quest
Normies are cancer
Uma fuck
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TOLD YOU MAN
STAIRCASES
>offed the wheelchair with stairs
lmao
This guy is being handicapped by his keyboard and mouse, I suspect
>call a handicapped person "the wheelchair"
>calls him "it"
>jokes about stairs beings it's natural weakness
>Beelines to the stairs
>Falls down and dies
that's too funny
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Rate Blood Money: The Hitman
>>714396180Nah, he has to kill a wheelchair, literally. Not just the guy.
Finally a good run
Been a long ass drought since ctr
>>714396203A
>>714396203>>714396204A+
These hitman runs never fail to impress
>meme games and literal who indie games on stream 1
>beloved games and last year's literal GOTY on stream 2
What a time to be alive
>>714396203>>714396204S didn't go over despite the NPCs being weird
>>714396204A+ for wheelchair's nAtural enemy
>>714396203>>714396204A
bummed that cheats were on
>>714396203A would be rated higher if he didn't mess it up so much. Very fun run.
>>714396245wtf
>>714396027The one of the WOA showcasers said
>I've literally never seen this place before!When watching one of the other showcases runs
It was one of the best shortcuts you can access for that building in Miami, that man had no business partaking in a roulette
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>>714396203>>714396204S
Always luv me some Hitman
Always luv me some blunders
>>714396041Modern white women. Just don't try to make sense out of it.
>>714396203>>714396204A great trainwreck that somehow managed to be within estimate
>>714395373>>714395769I feel like donations and viewers really started to shoot up since Tuesday, when people actually realized the event was on. Some have even thought ESA was perma dead. Even threads have increased in activity mid week. They really gotta scrap constantly streaming outside of events, they can't tell when ESA starts because the stream is always online.
>>714396203S
Trainwreck as usual, Kotti is great as usual, every fuck up turns into a fun scramble AND under estimate.
>>714396203S. just by nature of hitman antics, it always pans out
>>714396203>>714396204S. That to me is peak disasterkino with a happy ending. I respect a runner who recovers from stumbles more than one who gets lucky every time, and Hitman has so many variables that it makes for a perfect trial
>>714396316Normally I would but he improvised consistently so I appreciate how well he really knows the game
>>714396041I dunno, but I just find certain piercings hot.
>>714396316The messing up and recovering is the essence of Hitman, both in actual gameplay and speedruns.
>>714396203>>714396204S for Silent Assassin. Really nice run, good runner, good pressure.
Has there been a single trans rights donation read out loud so far? I feel like my memory is being blackholed where GDQ it feels like there is one every 10 minutes but I can't remember hearing one so far at ESA
>>714396316>wtfThat's old games for you.
>>714395769Considering people feel the recession even more these days compared to 2024 and thus have less money, that is pretty good. Plus them being on a different date and skipping the last one. Although people could also be given more due to it being back.
>>714395612There was a duck dodgers 64 game?
>>714395381I think her face would go back to normal on its own if she just lost weight.
>>714396203>>714396204S
Blood money is always a glorious wreck and Kotti is the man
>go back to stream 1 riding the hitman high
>
I mean maybe it'll be good
>>714396527YES NIGGER I LITERALLY POSTED THE COVER
>>714396552Oh shit, flash kino
i want to punch whoever made this game on stream 1
>>714396470This was a legit strategy in Payday 2. Bodies are spotted by the head, so a swift shot in the head with a Judge would lodge it into the wall and the body, despite laying right there in the guards path will never be found.
>>714396483Nope. Hardly anyone even has pronouns on their overlay this year either.
>>714396483I don't think so. Keep in mind that the donation readers at GDQ are required to shout it out excitedly and "trans rights" appears over the timer when it's read so there's way more good boy rewards for making that donation at GDQ.
>>714396483Doesn't really standout since the host doesn't interrupt the runner
>>714396626alright the trollface game rubbed me wrong but I used to play that little elephant game so at least it was nice getting some nostalgia
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>>714396552Kek I had the same reaction. Going from that amazing hitman run to whatever is playing over there is a whiplash. Guess I see what the neo mario galaxy is about and then another spyro run oh god why have you forsaken us I even prefer sonic over this dragon
>>714396363We're probably gonna hit 70 or 80k by Saturday's end, which will be on par with last year. Not bad at all, given this is the recovery period.
I'm more laughing at how nobody wants to buy a shirt.
>>714396636How do you deal with the pager call?
>>714396483It's not that kind of event.
>>714396757>since the host doesn't interrupt the runnerDamn that is a good point. I guess there is way less of that as well with them interrupting the runner in the middle of something to read off some terrible meme donation.
>>714396552Nah man, it's a sunny day and I just clocked out of work. I'm going for a fine walk and coming back for Mario on stream 2
I 'member the elephant flash game :OOO
>neo mario galaxy
???
is this mario galaxy where he has a neo vagina?
>>714396283>gotyIt was meaningless, rigged awards
>>714396778Guy png never rates an F so take that with a grain of salt
>>714396767>>714396908literally me, forgot to add I clapped when I saw it and called my mom over to tell her
>/f/ still exist somehow
I miss /rs/
>>714396784I feel like it would have been more if people knew it was on by day one. I didn't even learn ESA was back until the day before, and didn't know it started because ESA is just on 24/7 that I don't really notice.
it ain't easy being cheesey
>>714397005Literally voted F just a thread or ago though. I remember because I was surprised, too.
>>714395373If it brings in too much money it becomes corporatized, which is exactly what destroyed GDQ.
>>714397050>/f/ still exist somehowAnon...
>>714396783Spyro is great but too much of something can get tiresome. Both Spyro and Sonic are good speedgames.
>>714397091Which run? WOA showcase?
>>714396757>>714396876I've noticed that too, you hardly hear the host. Most donations are read during the intermission.
Also anyone remember that other terrible 2024 idea where the host had to sit with the runner? And they'd just be on their laptop.. it was awkward.
>>714397181Nah, that one got no votes at all lol.
>>714397047Hopefully SGDQ doesn't have Spyro this year.
>sakarin villapaitapeli
Fake run. Game is literally impossible.
>>714397050anon...look at the dates
It was killed after sharty incident. I hate them
>>714397187So many awful new ideas. People can be so averse to just sticking with a good formula for some reason
>>714397262it does
a romhack
>>714397005I definitely saw him vote F this event.
>>714397287>>714397293viimeinen peli mitä odottais nähä tääl
>>714397262https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
>ctrl and f spyro >One spyro game
>>714397342Just the one? I can live with that.
>>714397304How can you otherwise justify your position as senior event designer if everything stays the same?
>>714397262Considering some of the most famous faces of Spyro speedrunning are in ESA (Laura, Dayo, Hypno), I doubt it.
>>714397050>I miss /rs/Me too, there was just something magical about browsing threads and downloading random shit. /t/ just isn't the same
>>714396806Not all NPCs have pagers; and you still can answer a pager, it's just you don't have to worry about bagging and hiding a body.
>>714397382I guess it's a very incomprehensible game both as a Finn as a non-Finn. Don't really need to know anything to know that really was the game.
>>714397304But the donation number needs to go up how will that happen if things dont change every year you must change things for the purposes of changing them
I'm up next in the queue, playing meet n fuck
These flash games are peak
>>714397684>not end of spyro 2
>>714397349>>714397181Nah, it was "Miles Morales: I AM the Spider-Man 2 fuck you"
See
>>714309758
Did I miss something or where is flash gauntlet 1
>>714397808banned because of the maze game incident
>>714397684Why do euros love this little guy so much?
i'm going to take le nap wake me up for clair obscur 33
>>714397808Why are all the flash games purple?
>>714397831At the very end of the event because they wouldn't be able to clean up in time for another game
>>714397795I need a chart with just guy poster ratings
He's just consistently right
>>714397887they googled dragon and all the links were purple.
>>714397887We have local tales of tatzelwurms and dragons and shite, genetic memory man. Europeans love dragons. Chinese and Japanese do too, but their dragons are kinda ambivalently gay.
Fitting game, I'm working on my strokes too.
>>714398053Hope you get better, Anon. Strokes are serious.
>>714398047it doesn't fit the vibe
>>714397989from doing what?
>>714397831That's the after party where they all bukake Chlods
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>>714398053I've played like 90% of the games so far. Kongregate chat was my thang before I met my homies at animeweebstreamingsite sidechat before finding /a/.
>>714398023don't look up the colour of spyro
heh
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>>714398186don't look at the stream
>>714398038Makes sense I guess.
>the italian mw2 upskirt guy is back
kino
>>714397887Playstation was the cornerstone console for the West European market, and Spyro was the closest it had to a Mario 64 or a Banjo Kazooie. But even beyond that, it's a genuinely good trilogy.
Why does it feel like flash games back then had so much more SOUL compared to what a lot of indie devs put out now with all these indie games on steam and shit?
I miss spending hours browsing flash games and seeing new ones everyday
>>714398401they had to actually program the games themselves
also, nostalgia
>>714398401free works of passion
>>714398401There wasn't really a way to profit off of those games back then so the only people who made them did it out of passion. Now a lot of the people who would be making flash games (and also a lot who wouldn't) just slop something out and make it 5 bucks on Steam.
>>714397831RPGs make for bad speedrun games, post good non-rpg speedrun h-games.
>Spunkstock>Super Monsters n' Girls >Drain Mansion>Succubus Affection>Eggbug Mountain
>>714398513Flash games were easier to code than games today, though
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where the FUCK is he going?
Game engines are very accessible nowadays which is part of why flash died. The flash game experience is alive on itch.io and there's even an option to show browser playable games
Oh God, the memory...
For me, it was Kongregate.
>>714398707He's just trying to get away from the real educational games
>>714398782Wasn't the death of Java what caused the death of flash gaming?
>>714398585Eroico
Tunnel Escape
Monster Girl Dream
>>714398782The thing about flash is that it makes it incredibly easy to setup a scene, manage objects and the code tends to be simple enough (basically just javascript, since actionscript derives from acmescript). There were a shit ton of tutorials, so people tended to grab some code, slap it in, and make some generic platformers or shmups ad nauseum.
If anything, I'd say that flash made it easy to prototype some ideas, especially if animation is involved, but I wouldn't use it today.
>>714399157I CAN SMELL YOU
>>714398929You're mixing up technologies. Java was used in dumbphones, flash died because Adobe pulled support, and they did so because it wasn't making enough money.
>>714398929Java is alive and well for app development.
>>714399123Godot is super easy. Gdscript is similar to beginner friendly python or you can use c# if you want a transferable skill
>>714399292To give additional context, historically Flash had issues on macOS and was generally performance heavy, so Apple opted to just outright deny Adobe from implementing it on their mobile devices. This was basically Apple strongarming Adobe into bettering themselves, or the industry at large is going to adopt HTML5. You can guess which one happened.
>>714399434Flash is simple in ways that are hard to describe, but explaining can feel a bit abstract since Flash is out in basically all but animation circles.
What's one of your favourite Mario games?
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