Thread 714382410

Stream 1:
Now: Spyro the Dragon
Next: Looney Tunes: Space Race
Later: Hitman: Flash Game Gauntlet 2

Stream 2:
Now: Hogwarts Legacy
Soon: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided

Stream 1: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon
Stream 2: https://www.twitch.tv/esamarathon2
Schedule: https://esamarathon.com/schedule

miggle

If I want to finally play these games, should I do OG or the remasters? I actually have the remasters on Steam already. For what it's worth, I'm a 30 something that's used to PS graphics, I just never played PS1 platformers.

First try rat is actually insane

>>714382410 (OP)
>two threads till death
we can go closer

Lumilaura?

A nasty knot slut of sorts

>magic & shit the game
>it's just using magick to chuck barrels and rocks at faggots

They weren't very creative witht his one

I mig

Miggin' - Warthogs Legacy Edition.

Gamers?

>>714382249
Nah it got unbanned some years later after somebody painstakingly explained to them the odd of that combination of words ever coming up again.

DAYO IS LOCKED THE FUCK IN. LETS GO

Finnruns event is up already?

The migging is complete

GOLEM GIT YE GON

>>714382505
spyro remaster is the best remaster of a game out there. the og is still better

I'm glad that he's the one taking his shirt off, imagine the horrors if it was any of the trannies...

Migged forcibly

>>714382614
locked the fuck into third place

4 erections just happened.

>>714382603
Is that look achievable natty?

>>714382627
Their events are usually pretty short.

>>714382531
>rocko's quest
kek they are still mad

>>714382410 (OP)
Include link to previous thread please
>>714367421

RATE Spyro 1 (any% race)

Old thread : >>714367421

I'm miggin' here!

Also, thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW-XoWJ0TI8&list=RDvW-XoWJ0TI8

The S in ESA is for Spyro

>>714382695
A strict diet of pepperoni pizza

>>714382562
Can't beat the rock to the head.

>>714382603
The troon be mad hatin'

Who won?

>>714382823
me on the left
my gf in the middle

WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING SO MANY GOD DAMN ADS ON STREAM 2

>>714382742
C-
Saved by the dude getting hype at the end despite losing.

FIRST TRY. It was just a really long try

>>714382742
D
too much screaming

>Now: Spyro the Dragon
>Next: Spyro the Dragon
>Later: Spyro the Dragon
>Soon: Spyro the Dragon

>>714382765
ETERNAL SPYRO AGENDA

>>714382718
QRD?

YA NAM SAYAN

put your wands down, the time is over

>>714382742
D

>>714382875
Due to the PLAYSTATION NATION shit earlier in the week, they hit the view count that let them jack them up to a higher rate.

>>714382956
somebody ran it and gdq staff didn't know it contained a comical rape scene as the winning screen.

Kek. Left her hanging for ages

>>714382645
The Crash remakes are better than Spyro's (better than Spyro 2 and 3 at least), even with the pillbox. Diablo II has a better remake than both, even without the ability to use mods. MediEvil has the best remake of all though.

>she

uh bro

>>714382645
I saw a copy spyro game on the ps3 online? What is that about? Is that a completly different game or a remaster?

>>714382742
C

>>714382531
>Harry Potter Series, including Hogwarts Legacy
>Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

>>714382742
A

>>714383019
god dammit I hate the modern internet

>>714382956
The ending of Rocko's Quest has Rocky caveman bonk a woman and drag her hair first into a cave where he presumably fucks the shit out of her.

>>714382603
Can you really show that on Twitch?

>>714382742
S--

wait 1 tranny.. A
2 tranny B..

So okay I'll give it a B

>>714383060
>The Crash remakes are fucking trash
correct

>>714382565
What the fuck episode is that from? I don't remember that scene.

>>714383134
dangerously based

>>714382627
>speedruni

So are we all genderqueer now since they won?

>>714382505
you're not really experiencing them if you're not playing the originals. don't be fooled
>>714382645
Heartgold/Soul Silver

>>714383082
>the ps3 online
i thought they turned ps3 offline

>>714382742
A, I love me some dayoman

>>714382604
What words came up?

>>714382742
>>714382902
C

>>714382565
>you will never own a space Gameboy
Why live...

You know Dayoman's dick is gonna smell like shit tonight, gamers

>>714382742
C

ABSOLUTE MEGACHAD!

>>714383325
Dude in a dress

>>714383325
Dude in a Silk Dress

IM A HEADBANGA

Chlods wants a piece, you can tell.

>>714383225
One of the first S1 episodes where they're captured in a board game and Quark has to play to save them.

>>714382742
D icks everywhere

>>714383217
That leaves Spyro's buried under the trashheap itself.

>>714383189
you gave it an S
quit trying to be quirky

>>714383271
Mä spiidrunaan :DDDDDD

Rate Hogwarts Legacy

Watch as Chlod's lustful eyes look upon the shirtless American man with his norwood 18 hairline

bruh

>>714383357
>You know Dayoman's dick is gonna smell like pus tonight, gamers
Fixed.

>>714383458
B

>>714383404
>>714383408
what year?

>>714383480
Looks like he's at Ranrok. Here's hoping he dies against him.

>>714383451
Pirijuoksu

>>714382742
C.

>>714383458
It's not over yet.

>>714383225
I don't blame you for blocking it out of your memory. It's considered one of the worst for a reason...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urixf-E6SWE

vile display

>>714383548
not yet, still going lol
thought it was over since he had his little speech

Name my band

>>714383451
Fug :DDD

>>714383404
>>714383408
Is GDQ opposed to dudes wearing dresses?
>>714383458
It's not over yet.

>>714382742
B
because of Dayoman

>>714383627
its pretty much over

>>714383480
the actual time does not count loading times and he underestimated them, that and also he said that in a few areas he played poorly

>>714383654
downward spyro

Knowing chlods' height, we got some manlets here

>>714383480
>He blamed the slow loading times

>>714383609
never watched the movies nor read the books. is this what harry potter is about?

>>714383598
:D

>>714383740
kek

RATE
Hogwarts Legacy

>stream 1
>she/her

>>714383743
the manlet to tranny pipeline is real

>>714383404
>>714383408
I don't know how you can reasonably spin around this as """""offensive"""""
Any civilized country would look at this complaint and agree that any person who deems this "problematic" shouldn't hold on position of power. And the uncivilized ones would simply behead those people.

>turn on stream 2
>16 minutes over estimate

sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>714383820
C
Over estimate, the game is boring, runner tried his best to make it interesting, but he's not very charismatic. The little British goblin in the back is obnoxious, and the dude on the right said about three words in four hours.

>>714383654
Dragon Dildo Deluxe.

>>714383820
B

Look at this ugly man; can't believe a bunch of you thought that was a chick.

>>714383820
F
Giga over estimate

Rate Hogwarts Legacy?

>>714383820
C for Hermione

>>714383820
C, it was a comfy B run but it went overestimate

>>714383820
D

too long

>>714383820
D

>>714383820
B
too long

>>714383820
B-
was a great run but it's way over estimate

>>714383820
good and fun run, shame for overestimate. B

>>714383820
F

>>714383820
C+ for Comfy

>>714383654
Who's that woman (female) next to (are hobo) Dayo who's not Chlods?

>>714383820
B. Pretty good, even with the overestimate.

>>714383572
Sgdq 2016?

>another spyro run is coming up later
who the fuck enjoys spyro this much?

>>714383820
ZZZ---

>>714383683
These were the Proto years, so, yes.

>>714383820
C not a good SR game

>>714383820
C

>>714384135
they're on screen right now

chlods has a nice voice

>>714383437
>>714383620
Ah, right, some of that early season jank. I'm glad they quickly figured out that quark should always be the primary focus of quark episodes.

>>714384135
Scheduling.

Hogwarts went over estimate because of load times

>>714382531
Wait, why is anything Harry Potter related banned at gdq?

Lads, let's only take off our shirts if we have something resembling abs. The belly is embarrassing.

what phenotype is this

>>714384287
>The belly is embarrassing.
real chads don't care

>>714384276
Rowling is too chuddy for them

>>714384276
writer turned out to be a chud

>>714384275
He should have accounted for that. He knew its an RTA timer

>>714384072
It was on at a more recent GDQ too, I think one of the 2022 ones, where the stream "coincidentally" went down around the time it was expected to appear.

>>714384287
Don't be so insecure.

>>714383820
C
it was a B but he chickened out at the end, he shoulda commit and say i like the game deal with it trannies

>>714384276
gdq is the most troon event
jk rowling rejects their perceived gender
that's basically it

>>714384276
she thinks men aren't women

>>714384276
The novels are written by a based chudette author

>>714384276
Rowling is a nazi transphobic androphobic genocidal TERF who thinks men with dicks, chopped off or nor, are not, in fact, women.

That's it.

>>714384403
Didn't they run a modded version that removed it?

Looney Troons or Jewish Ex?

These hosts waste time talking segments between runs as they set up just don't work. It's a failed experiment and this is their third attempt at it. Just bring back the frame perfect and plum songs and those 10 second strat exhibitions.

>>714384367
I mean just overshoot the estimate and that way you are never going over.

>>714384021
oddkara

>>714384357
Rowling is more like a leftist that alligns with right wingers currently perhaps because a troon whipped out his cock in front of her in the ladies' bathroom. But other than her position on troons she is a leftist.

>>714384357
>>714384361
>>714384468
>>714384471
>>714384475
>>714384482
Fucking kek... but Cthulhu games are perfectly fine even though Lovecraft literally had a cat he called Niggerman

>>714383740
heh

>>714384287
Nigga, you just mad jelly

>>714384367
He said he did, but ESA PC is shit so load times were longer. Plus they had a soflock three minutes in and had to restart.

>if you wanna know a bit of the lore...uh anyway
kek

>>714384676
>Niggerman
i thought the "help me, niggerman" meme was a jab against black spiderman

>>714383740
That'll do.

>>714382531
Harry Potter banned because Rowling doesn't follow the trans line.
FNaF banned because dev donated money to republicans.
GoW banned because nudity and off-screen sex, pussies.
Barkley banned because dass rayyciss
Rocko's banned because runner and ending too based
America's most wanted banned because too political (killing sandies bad)

Porn games like Huniepop, Kurovadis, Eroic, Natsuiro I understand, but what did Air Control and Frog Factions and Ion Fury do? Wasn't Ion Fury even tranny friendly?

>Deus Ex next
Ambatu

>>714384501
Shouldn't even need to mod it, it uses a fuckhuge word table, otherwise it would defeat the point of the game.

>>714383820
>they see me rollin'
I didn't really watch, so I don't care to rate.

>>714383225
>>714383620
>post-TNG show tries to be like TNG
>the fans hate it
I remember watching Star Trek in order and seeing it lose its soul over time
I bet Lower Deck fans would hate DS9

>>714384276
what the fuck Air control do???

>>714384784
The good machines are in the stream 1 room, Planks put a shit one in for stream 2.

>>714384676
Lovercraft lived in chud times. In their minds any chud they respect from back then would be a bleeding heart liberal, if only they happened to be alive during the current woke times.

KINO game

Finally some fast

What the fuck is this racing game.

banging tunes on looney tunes

>>714384931
Air Control had some reference, Frog Fraction was developer politics, Ion Maide- Ion Fury had the OGAY object thing that game media blew out of proportion.

>a game where they make the character go fast and skip the level
SHOCKER

>>714384276
>Ion Fury?
why?? is it because you play a girl (female(with boobs))

>>714384676
Yes, but Lovecraft's copyright expired, so anyone can just rewrite whatever he touched and publish it and even ask for money, giving it legitimacy as a product.
So you can just start tipexing all over what he said and replace it with hecking otherworldly homeful wholesomeness.
I like Look Outside, but it could've standed to be a bit edgier and darker, it's too hopeful and attracts the wrong audience even though it's super gory and shit.

Looney tunes shit is happening in a looney tunes game

>>714384931
Ion Fury had a bottle of shampoo called OGAY and a hidden area with the words 'Fag bag'. Naturally there was an uproar in all the alphabet media.

Mankind Divided has finally started

>>714385210
>OGAY
Oh yeah, now I remember. It was such a nothingburger I completely forgot.

GDQ is gay (not the good kind, the awful insulting kind).

Why are they going backwards?

Luv' Will. E. Coyote, me

>>714385423
to win the game

Thats my idol FreezeChamp. He makes me proud to be Portuguese

>>714385423
"uncapped" speed in reverse like big rigs

>>714384276
Rowling is a TERF, and the progressive stack machine hates terfs even more than chuds.

>>714384349
you just know she's kinky

>>714385264
It's funny how many developers do this shit while publicly complaining about Lovecraft.

>have to choose between Dudesex: 50 Shades in the Night and a cool racing game I played as a kid
FUCK

>>714385614
I'm sticking with the racing game since it's NuDudeSex.

>>714385552
*spanish

So is this some Big Riggs type thing where there's no backwards acceleration speed?
>>714385572
Ah, yeah I figured.

is dude sex asscheeks divided worth playing

>>714385614
I've already seen Mankind Divided a few times so it's Looney Tunes for me.

>>714385552
portugal caralho

>>714385614
nudeus ex is just a bunch of out of bounds glitches, fucking sucks to watch

Fuck, I missed the first 4 minutes of DXMD.

What's up doc?

Is this guy just going to bitch about them mistranslating his language the whole run?

>>714385703
I liked NoSex though. If I detach the name from it it's a perfectly cool scifi sneaky shooty rpg ego shooter game that I'd love anyway. Nu is cool for it's own reasons, old is separate and good anyway. It's a shit move to try to steal ol' publicity and fame to make your new unrelated game the new hotness, but I can forgive that because it's exactly the kind of stuff I like anyway.

if you're not watching Looney Tunes, you don't like speedruns

DICKS ONLY

>>714385920
Rewind and watch it with 2x speed until you're caught up.

>>714386021
That's fair, and yeah that shit is annoying, I'm not a fan of them doing that with Prey either.

WARNING OLD MEN
WARNING

You guys told me 97ames has an OnlyFans.
YOU LIED TO ME

>>714386247
>racing game takes twice as long as sci-fi rpg.
More proof that rpgs are just movies with a splash of "gameplay"

>>714386138
How do I rewind? I haven't touched twitch since pic related and I don't see a bar to adjust an offset.

You now remember pic related, by the way.

Remember that time DC comics had crossovers with Loony Tunes

this looney tunes game looks kinda fun actually

>>714385921
Why would anyone animate that?

>>714386601
idk, I watch through mpv and have a 20min cache

>>714386247
I just noticed
what the fuck

>>714386601
the twitch player is shit and won't let you rewind. in a couple minutes you should be able to go to the channel's videos and see it on the vod

>>714386181
I only ever played the demo of the old Prey on my Xbox because underage back then, but it seemed fun. Is it even possible to check out these days and is it fun?

FFXII upwards are all products of Enix shitting up old square and I can never take anyone serious who tries to assert they're actual FF products. Fuck, even FFTA and X-2 were pushing it (no outside influence yet). Just about the only thing ok is WotL, and that's just a remake of a previous good game with fancy shakespearean dialogue and shitty bugs added.

>>714384656
She's a terf; not really complicated to explain. The terf/tranny lefty wars are the funniest consequence of progressive brainrot.

Am i crazy, or every stage is the same?

>>714386247
It's the All Tournaments category. CTR 100% also took 2 hours

>>714386881
You can pirate the original on PC since it's been pulled from everything ever, probably for SEO bollocks.

>>714386679
it was still happening up to this year or last when they were trying to hype up the multiversus game

>>714387073
maybe
there's not enough to differentiate them from each other

>>714385210
Frog Fractions had a bug porn shooting scene, no?

>>714386967
Most Terfs I've seen are tradcon types irritated that their gender roles are being possibly encroached upon.
The only leftists I'm aware of that actually dislike troons are some of the USSR worshippers or tendencies that lean socially conservative (they exist, but they are a minority nowadays).

JK rowling definitely isn't a leftist howeverbeit.

>>714387073
Many racing games don't understand the importance of set pieces

>>714387249
>there's not enough to differentiate them from each other
That makes it a bad game

>>714387343
>Most Terfs I've seen are tradcon types irritated that their gender roles are being possibly encroached upon.
What do you think the RF in TERF stands for?

>>714387343
You have no idea what a terf is if you have ever seen a """""""""""""""""trad""""""""""""""" one.

>>714387421
rune factory?

>>714387421
Royal Family

>>714387421
Raped Female

>>714387378
this is why I dislike the open world racing meme
no setpieces, terrible vistas, just samey shit all around

>they're chimping out in the S1
I'm back to the Eastern Euro gloom on the S2

>>714387421
"I'm Sexist"

>>714387421
Ronaldo Fans?

>>714387421
Radio Frequency?

>>714387138
Thank you for reminding this piece of shit died twice

>>714387421
>>714387510
You jest, but there are unironic tradcon terfs. Just go peruse any social media spaces with women in it for 10-15 minutes that are talking about terf shit.

The founding woman of the radical feminism movement said its all a genuine cia psyop anyways and that she was approached by them frequently with cash offers.

the music in this racing game goes hard

>>714387421
Rangefinder

What's sadder, a dev making a racing video game where going backwards is faster or a player who knows all the level skip techs off by heart?

Ah yes, the joys of PC gaming happening live on the Stream 2.

>>714387343
>Most Terfs I've seen are tradcon types
Overton window swinging so hard Steiner and Marcus escaped it.

>>714387892
first one

Was a fun day bros, midnight here
Goodnight
See you in 9-10 hours

>>714387421
>muh gender roles!
>anon, they're feminist
Are you arguing feminists are for equality or am I misreading this comment chain?

>>714387787
I'm not jesting. Actual terfs are Radical Feminists first and Trans-Exclusionary second.
Trannies just throw the term around to any female sensible enough to exclude men in dresses from their private spaces.
Tradcons aren't terfs, quite the opposite, it just happens that both sides of the left-right spectrum eventually hate on rapists (trannies).

>>714385058
That bit resembles the early seasons of TNG way more than the later ones, plus DS9 is a lot more character-driven than TNG given all the war and politics threads.

>turn on stream 2
>go watch stream 1

Stream 2 kino

>>714388159
goodnight, AUS

Cutscene defeated

>>714387921
Yeah, its like some of the magat base unknowingly agreeing with standard socialist shit and just being completely oblivious.

The overton window is in overdrive right now in American politics. Partially through an extreme lack of understanding and or people aligning their viewpoints with their political enemies completely mistakenly or through spite because X group pissed them off.

>>714387909
Third times the charm

>>714387909
Can't be more fun than Deus Ex 2 loading a new process every time it hit a loading screen.

>>714388172
I'm saying that a radical feminist is not a tradcon; nothing contention or complicated regardless of your politic beliefs.

>>714388447
But at least it did load them.

For such a janky ass slop racing game is sure does have good music

>>714388594
Much to the surprise of the runner.

I heard a coin

>>714385742
Eh, it's pretty okay mechanically as a game. Story is turbo gay and not at all interesting. Kinda short from what I remember.

BOOBA GLITCH

>>714388894
Meds

TIDDY GLITCH

>>714384931
>FNaF banned because dev donated money to republicans.
>I swear we're not a political org, bro!

THE COIN NOISES ARE HAUNTING ME AGAIN

This music fucking slaps

>>714388969
UwU

>>714388159
I haven't seen this picture in ages. What was the deal with these two again?

>>714389258
>Longrunning money laundering scam leans into getting more money

This Looney Tunes run feels like the only actually fast run

>>714389280
>I didn't ask for this

>>714388181
>way more than the later ones
Haha yeah season 1 episodes like Sub Rosa, Phantasms, Thine Own Self, Masks and Emergence really were... in season 7. Data no! Don't cut me! I'm a cake!

>war & politics = more character
I don't see what you're getting at.

>>714389246
How is this shit racing game having music bordering on Jet Set Radio?

>>714389723
Right one (frozenflygone) cucked her husband live on stream, left one (PippyInATopHat) nothing special as far as I know, aside from being your standard overexcited screaming donation begging GDQ host.

Nice to see this development company but 99% of their budget into music and 1% budget into everything else

>>714390026
I think Pippy might be the one who puts on that annoying fake sultry "sexy" voice? Or is that someone else?

You guys are overhyping music way too much.

>>714389258
That emote is hideous

>>714390313
The bar is super low for video game music

>>714390269
Well that voice works for me, and so does her goofy laugh.

>>714389942
>Data no! Don't cut me! I'm a cake!
nta but that episode is worth it for the way Worf says "mint frosting" alone.

>>714390026
>live on stream
Don't forget it was a stream we were never supposed to be able to see, but we did because of the stupid way they were running like eight twitch channels, each with a stream of a part of their stream setup.
>>714390269
I think you might be thinking of NicholeGoodnight.

>>714390269
I think you're thinking of Nichole Goodnight.

I like how ESA allows you to put your money towards multiple goals, while GDQ you have to split it.

i think blinking really isnt a good mechanic in stealth games

>>714389942
I'm saying there's more do-nothing silly episodes (which also do little to contribute to the characterization of the cast) in the first few seasons of TNG than in the later seasons. So Move Along Home resembles early TNG more than later TNG; in both cases it's a show finding its footing and figuring out the characters, often very clumsily.

SAY IT WITH ME

>>714390543
euroCHADS win again

>>714389963
Because game development usually means contracting some random people to make music for the game, and sometimes they strike gold.

Rate Deus Ex run

I honestly forgot Mankind Divided existed. Maybe I should finally play it.

>deus ex overestimate
>looney tunes racer overstaying it's welcome
this sucks

>>714390728
C+

>>714390728
B

>>714390728
B love me some dude sex

>>714390728
B, good janky run

>>714390728
D idn't watch

>>714390767
30 seconds over with technical issues isn't that bad.

>>714390728
A+ but im biased cause i love this ga

>>714390728
A
Love Deus ex runs

>>714390741
It's the most ok game I've ever played

>>714390728
A (B)omb!

>>714390728
C

stream 1 just got very gay suddenly

>>714390728
B
Good tech, bit of a shitshow, good commentary, almost under estimate despite two crashes.

>>714390728
B, some misfortune mixed with jitters held it back from being a great. I get why that game's speedrun community is so small. NuSex doesn't beat DudeSex, but I still wish it hadn't been done so dirty

>>714390531
>>714390517
Yeah that's the one, a lot of the GDQ donation readers blur together

>>714390728
B

This tunes track is fire

yummy chockit

>>714390946
Understandable, she's the one some anon found the onlyfans of last GDQ and started posting her stuff in the thread.

>Hypnoshark wants to start explaining stuff
>Guy starts snoring
RUDE

>>714390728
B+
There were technical issues and some run mistakes but the runner was good at explaining what he was doing and chatting about this and that throughout the run.

>>714390920
>suddenly

BANNED

where hitman

>>714391054
straightest eurobros

gonna download this whole soundtrack

>>714391243
behind you
*bang*

Oh boy Hitman with Finntism, this outta be good.

hitman time

HITMAN
IS
NOT
A
SHOWCASE
IT'S
JUST
A
SILENT
ASSSASIN
RUN
FUCK
YEAH

>Hitman: Blood Money
>by Kotti

YES :DDD

>>714390460
I like silly Star Trek episodes because I think Kirk > Picard > any other captain
>>714390604
I was disappointed when they "figured out" the characters more later down the line. Like Bashir suddenly being an illegal eugenics test tube baby who is better than everyone else at everything which is actually oh so howwible for him. Or Dukat going off the deep end. Or the Ferengi discovering feminism and transgenderism.
And then the whole deepstate plotline was a flatline that everyone quietly ignores was actually how the "good guys" won the war, which was really weird given how the show talks about morality above all.

>>714391278
What run was this about?

wait its a real speedrun not a showcase??

>Full run
Thank god

>>714391381
I'm ready

>>714391451
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical freeze

>>714391451
The 3D Mario 3DS game I think.

>>714391451
Super Mario 3D Land

qt spotted

CHOKE

>Pushes guard off the balcony
>Bullies the target a bit before putting 8 rounds into his back
Icon of professionalism this 47.

choke kino incoming

Anon, stop lurking at the door.. come sit down, join in, have fun!

RESED :D

>>714391451
Mario 3D Land, some boys were having fun on the couch. Not even any dramatic level by GDQ's stiff standards

Why are hitman runs so cursed at marathons? As much as them reacting to that video sucked, at least they avoided the curse

This Looney Tunes run would have been much better if it wasn't All Tournaments as it got old real quick, its the same thing over and over. I think thats why the runners are dicking around more, even they've realized its boring.

>not leaving any witnesses
I don't like where this is going. I sure hope a dog can't talk to the police...

>>714391504
As am i.

>>714391850
Because rather than do a regular run they always try to show off the hardest with Silent Assassin and Wire only and other gimmicks.

this hitman game goes really well with the looney tunes space race music

>>714391820
At any other event it would have been just a regular ass run but at GDQ it was sacriledge because "muh heckin anxious viewers, triggering their anxiety by being loud!"

one dude is laughing very loud on stream 2

>>714383225
>It's only game, why you hef to be mayd

>>714391850
Anyone have the edit of the mission briefing for this guy? Killed me when I read it.

>>714392130
>QUIT HAVING FUN

Also this hitman run isn't on the schedule is it just a last minute run because they're ahead of schedule or something?

>>714392092
The Looney Tunes jej are non-intrusive while having a nice BPM that gives a sense of speed, so it works nice for anything that's supposed to be fast.

>>714392224
It's on the schedule. It was just listed as a showcase for some reason.

>>714391504
>>714391986
>>714391850
>Promises to return and redeem himself
>Turns up at GDQ instead
>Goes over estimate again
>Doesn't even apply for ESA this year

>>714392224
Yeah, they added it in due to the disappointment in the Hitman World of Asses non-run.

>he was technically a weakness for the split second that he was still alive but falling
Sounds so intimidating coming from that accent
>>714391850
Unforgiving game

>>714392204
Hitman used to be a game?

YOINK

>>714391504
>>714391986
Kotti is the goat of course but I would've liked to see sad disheveled and exhausted American man get another crack at it

>>714392362
I swear it wasn't on yesterday. But this schedule has been all over the place in terms of games suddenly popping up

>>714392362
Its a showcase because finnish

>>714392002
Imagine a suit only pistol only run at a marathon, would be pure trainwreckkino with how shit the pistol aim is.

>>714392394
Makes sense, no idea what they were thinking with that.

>>714392189
This one?

This makes me wanna play Hitman, so many different ways to do levels

>>714392002
Hitman runners are the most based runners at these marathons for that fact alone. High risk runs that have potential to devolve into train wrecks are the best

>>714391434
The ferengi feminism stuff is turbo-gay but largely I like what they did once they really pegged down the characters. Dukat was great before he went off the deep end, and then he became godly.
https://youtu.be/y4o_X4xypnc

>>714392130
I hear him. Security should remove him

This doesn't seem silent, I don't know.

I've heard Blood Money is the best hitman game. Is it also a good place to start the series? I've never played any of them.

>>714392754
kek

>>714393052
Yup. Yes.

What a clutch

>>714393020
The starting suit trespassing bypass glitch really breaks Blood Money

>>714391504
>1:04:07
What was the estimate for the run?

>>714392754
Thanks, anon. You're the best.

>>714393052
Its an incredible experience

>that triple kill
jesus

>>714393020
They all use silencers, it's all good.

He's gonna kill the dog

>>714393052
Yes to both The first one is still neat to see as it's the first one, just dont play it on the harder difficulties like i did

HOLY SHIT THAT JACUZZI MASSACRE

>>714393172
Under an hour I think

Coin seems like the most powerful item in Hitman

>>714393052
You can start with any of them really. Only 1 is the one I'd say best to leave alone since it's very archaic and it's best missions are redone in Contracts.

no witnesses, fido.

:(

JANNIES
this is an English board. The esls are getting uppity
Janitorize them
>>714393052
>I've never played any of them
Keep it that way, they are all extremely mediocre

>>714393354
47 minutes.

Why is it Silent Assassin if he got discovered nd shot at?

Forgot about this one, how much have I missed?

that fucking exit

>>714392754
>under the guise of a Macbat64 runner
jej

>>714393498
They can't go to the police with that story, so it's all good.

>>714393476
Yani Tohru-sama is busy. Please redirect your inquiries as to enforcement of rules and due fulfillment of janitorial duties to the IRC. It is not acceptable to lower the quality of dialogue inside a thread with meta complaints about the moderation. Thank you.

>>714393498
Think it only counts if they see you actually kill someone. So standing next to a dead body is enough to aggro them, but doesn't count as being seen killing

>>714393052
Blood Money or World of Assassination.
WoA has Freelancer mode once you know the maps which can be fun.

>>714393598
What's the lore on this guy?

>>714393498
Because of a glitch the game doesn't record certain things that impact SA ratings

>>714392549
He did at GDQ and went over estimate again. (30 minute estimate, he went 33 minutes and they sneak bumped the estimate to 35)

T-T-TRAINWRECK!!!

>>714393498
He explained that he's getting shot at because the security guards jump to conclusions when they see him near bodies, but at the end of the level they don't have proof or actual witnesses to the murder itself.

Based Shemp being gay ironically on stream 1

>>714393598
Doesn't upcoming GDQ have a macbat run scheduled? Wonder if that runner will actually show up

>>714393498
You must've misheard Anon, it's the Onions Assassin because he's a featureless bald man like Wojak.

Run status: dead

blood money never disappoints

Has there ever been a flawless Hitman run at these events?

>>714393827
Wait even the word söýlent is filtered? WTF?

>>714393052
Contracts, Blood Money, then World of Assassination in that order, a lot of the old missions are brought into other games but with the better features.

I'm going to listen to the looney tunes space race OST after all this since everyone keeps talking about it.

Can't have any witnesses if 47 massacres everyone in a quarter mile vicinity.
The world's greatest assassin.

>>714393990
would you rather see onionslent?

>>714393990
Newfag...

>>714393930
Getting a flawless run is difficult under the most controlled settings, runners mill for a good result constantly in order to beat records

>>714393716
He's local /xk/ lore, a UMA that haunts forests and mountains of the slavic countries.
It's said that if you leave out an original physical copy of a game overnight next to some salo, you will be blessed with a signature and good luck for your next speedrun.

>>714393930
there would be no witnesses

>>714394160
face up or face down?

>bomb goes off
>hoedown still in full swing

>>714394263
just another day in the bayou

>>714393930
Nah, its always choke kino and disaster kino

This hitman run is gold

oh neat, a free gun!

Marvin is the shittiest Looney Tunes. As is the duck. Fight me.

>>714394226
Face up. Don't wanna be smushed and inserted into those inverted sweaty nipples, that's disgusting. Gotta breathe.

>>714393930
Summer 2022.

isn't that freecam cheating?

>>714394431
>Marvin is the shittiest Looney Tunes.
This makes me very angry.

Damn I got pushed, guess I'll die.

>>714393489
Damn, what a trainwreck. He should be glad they let him finish.

RATE LOON TOON SPAYCE RAYCE

Wish they'd run my favorite N64 game of back in the day.

>>714394098
Would've been funnier, yes.
>>714394106
I know s0ÿ and some variants are banned, but I didn't think even a hardly related, dozen-letter word would fall under the whole onions blanket. Call me what you want though, I finally dropped this shithole for good after the Shartening and only come back for these threads.

Hitman runs are always interesting to me because they're always trainwrecks full of chokes and fuck ups and just an overall disaster yet I still end up impressed by them and rate them high because they still do impressive things and I can tell the runner's skill. It's the only run where I'm impressed by the chokes.

>>714394637
B+
Started great but fell off

>>714392887
>Dukat was great before he went off the deep end, and then he became godly.
This I love Dukat until his daughter dies.

Holy shit world record
>>714394637
A just for that

>>714394637
A

>>714394637
C

>>714394160
Stick Buddy, you need a gas mask or you're gonna drown in there

>>714394637
D
Was fun at first but got old quick since it was the same strat over and over, they shouldn't have done All Tournaments as we got what it was about half an hour in. You could tell even the runners got bored and thats why they started dicking around. Good music though.

>>714394637
B good vibes and music and run, but a bit long. World Record or no, felt a bit too monotone.

>>714394637
B

>>714394770
>he doesn't survive a falling elevator by jumping at the last second
NGMI

>>714394867
Should've jumped to counteract the fall damage lol

>>714394637
D
Racing game lets play

>>714394637
A, good commentators and a good run but went on a little too long

Kotti looking good.

This was one of the first runs I've ever seen and it had it all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Quu8TDRb6OU
>blueglass
>speed
>thick accent
>one good commentator
>one spergy commentator

>>714394637
SSS

>can't find the body under the limo
Kek these runs are great

>>714394890
>jump
>snap your neck on the ceiling
bad move, agent

Oh, slampig is on screen again. I want to anti-feed her and turn her into a top-tier cutie.

>>714394637
A, I love my races thanks to this week

Blood Money is one of the most unintentionally funny games ever made.

Hitman elevators are apex predators

>>714395104
she has a side tail on both sides

>>714394637
B

>>714394810
high risk high reward

>>714395046
she's british m8 there's nof ixing

>>714395159
Are they made in China?

>>714394637
Solid B+

>>714395224
Just like Hitman runs.

Holy shit. Stick Buddy is Agent 47

It makes me sad that ESA 's donation count is nowhere near RTA and GDQ's. I much prefer these charities.

>>714395046
You're gonna need some Korea-tier face lifting m8.

>>714395373
That's a good thing. More money means more attention which means less fun.

>>714394637
>Wish they'd run my favorite N64 game of back in the day.
Extreme-G?

>>714395373
Wait, RTA makes money? I thought it was just weebs doing mystery dungeon and jrpg and meme game runs for shits and giggles.

>>714395532
They make Millions!! of yens

>>714395529
No, open your eyes. Your eyes are open.

Literal cursed run

I always thought it was funny that the Marines all carried m14s for guard duty inside a building

Has a hitman run ever not gone horribly wrong?

>>714395532
A lot of Japan events aren't charity events. I feel the west should follower as I feel the charity aspect can sometimes hold them back. Anyone know of any non charity speedrun events?

>>714394637
I'm doin' him a B

He's going after the VP!

>>714394810
That's a risk I'm willing to take.

>>714395373
PCF and MSF arguably aren't the best charities for this point in time. I much more respect Alzheimerfonden, I really hope to hear a cure for it in my lifetime

>>714395647
I wouldn't be a hitman run if it did.

>>714395647
lol no
Makes it my favorite kind of run.

>>714395104
I think she looking like a piggi is infinitely worse

>>714395373
If you think popular = good then just take a look at GDQ next week... Raking in just a little bit more wouldn't hurt sure, but being the underdog is good in this case.

>>714395373
Donation wise they're way ahead of both 2024 events, but still not up to pre-2024 numbers. Same with viewers. So basically they just had to bring back stream 2 and 24 hours and they were completely wrong when they said it wouldn't impact donaitons much.

>>714395152
>nose ring

>>714395650
I've been saying this for years. Hell I'd rather donate to the event itself than some Soros backed scam charity

I appreciate runners that can improvise when something goes wrong instead of restarting the whole thing

Excellent boss fight 47

>>714395373
I feel like ESA hasn't been shilling much this year, probably because they know that they're gonna get a lower donation count than usual. Still, I feel like their goals and incentives are way too high. Not GDQ-tier high, but still a bit too high for the amount they get. They've missed a lot of incentives.

>>714395780
Yes

>>714395123
also one of the greatest games ever made

>>714395695
Is MSF still ferrying migrants to Italy or has their Government nipped that in the bud?

>>714395851
>hmm how can I salvage this.. eureka!
vs
>uhh ive never played this level normally before teehee

>>714395670
...oh no.

>>714395912
Do you make these collages?

>>714395695
Agreed, if there's one way I don't wanna go out its Alzheimers. I'd rather have my body rot than my mind.

>>714395936
>>uhh ive never played this level normally before teehee
I fucking hate this

>>714395884
Whats the appeal of nose rings? I think they are worse than a lazy eye.

>>714395695
Me too, Anon, me too.

>>714396041
attach chain to clamps

>fat fingering
BANNED

kek, 47 just going "guess i'll die"

>trollface quest
Normies are cancer

TOLD YOU MAN
STAIRCASES

>offed the wheelchair with stairs
lmao

This guy is being handicapped by his keyboard and mouse, I suspect

>call a handicapped person "the wheelchair"
>calls him "it"
>jokes about stairs beings it's natural weakness

>Beelines to the stairs
>Falls down and dies
that's too funny

Rate Hitman run

Rate Blood Money: The Hitman

>>714396203
S for silent

>>714396180
Nah, he has to kill a wheelchair, literally. Not just the guy.

>>714396203
S

>>714396203
>>714396204
A

Finally a good run
Been a long ass drought since ctr
>>714396203
A

>>714396203
>>714396204
S

>>714396203
>>714396204
A+
These hitman runs never fail to impress

>meme games and literal who indie games on stream 1
>beloved games and last year's literal GOTY on stream 2
What a time to be alive

>>714396203
>>714396204
S didn't go over despite the NPCs being weird

>>714396204
A+ for wheelchair's nAtural enemy

>>714396203
>>714396204
A
bummed that cheats were on

>>714396204
>>714396203
A

>>714396203
>>714396204
A

>>714396203
A would be rated higher if he didn't mess it up so much. Very fun run.

>>714396245
wtf

>>714396027
The one of the WOA showcasers said
>I've literally never seen this place before!
When watching one of the other showcases runs
It was one of the best shortcuts you can access for that building in Miami, that man had no business partaking in a roulette

>>714396203
>>714396204
I'm doin' him an S

>>714396203
>>714396204
S
Always luv me some Hitman
Always luv me some blunders

>>714396041
Modern white women. Just don't try to make sense out of it.

>>714396203
>>714396204
A great trainwreck that somehow managed to be within estimate

>>714396203
>>714396204
A

>>714395373
>>714395769
I feel like donations and viewers really started to shoot up since Tuesday, when people actually realized the event was on. Some have even thought ESA was perma dead. Even threads have increased in activity mid week. They really gotta scrap constantly streaming outside of events, they can't tell when ESA starts because the stream is always online.

>>714396203
S
Trainwreck as usual, Kotti is great as usual, every fuck up turns into a fun scramble AND under estimate.

>>714396203
>>714396204
A

>>714396204
A

>>714396203
S. just by nature of hitman antics, it always pans out

>>714396203
S, great fun

>>714396203
>>714396204
S. That to me is peak disasterkino with a happy ending. I respect a runner who recovers from stumbles more than one who gets lucky every time, and Hitman has so many variables that it makes for a perfect trial

>>714396316
Normally I would but he improvised consistently so I appreciate how well he really knows the game

>>714396203
>>714396204
S

>>714396041
I dunno, but I just find certain piercings hot.

>>714396316
The messing up and recovering is the essence of Hitman, both in actual gameplay and speedruns.

>>714396203
>>714396204
S

>>714396203
>>714396204
S for Silent Assassin. Really nice run, good runner, good pressure.

>>714396203
>>714396204
S

Has there been a single trans rights donation read out loud so far? I feel like my memory is being blackholed where GDQ it feels like there is one every 10 minutes but I can't remember hearing one so far at ESA

>>714396316
>wtf
That's old games for you.

>>714395769
Considering people feel the recession even more these days compared to 2024 and thus have less money, that is pretty good. Plus them being on a different date and skipping the last one. Although people could also be given more due to it being back.

>>714395612
There was a duck dodgers 64 game?

>>714395381
I think her face would go back to normal on its own if she just lost weight.

>>714396203
>>714396204
A

>>714396203
>>714396204
S
Blood money is always a glorious wreck and Kotti is the man

>>714396203
A

>go back to stream 1 riding the hitman high
>
I mean maybe it'll be good

>>714396203
>>714396204
S

>>714396527
YES NIGGER I LITERALLY POSTED THE COVER

>>714396203
>>714396204
A+

>>714396552
Oh shit, flash kino

i want to punch whoever made this game on stream 1

>>714396470
This was a legit strategy in Payday 2. Bodies are spotted by the head, so a swift shot in the head with a Judge would lodge it into the wall and the body, despite laying right there in the guards path will never be found.

>>714396483
Nope. Hardly anyone even has pronouns on their overlay this year either.

>>714396483
I don't think so. Keep in mind that the donation readers at GDQ are required to shout it out excitedly and "trans rights" appears over the timer when it's read so there's way more good boy rewards for making that donation at GDQ.

>>714396203
A

>>714396483
Doesn't really standout since the host doesn't interrupt the runner

>>714396626
alright the trollface game rubbed me wrong but I used to play that little elephant game so at least it was nice getting some nostalgia

>>714396552
Kek I had the same reaction. Going from that amazing hitman run to whatever is playing over there is a whiplash. Guess I see what the neo mario galaxy is about and then another spyro run oh god why have you forsaken us I even prefer sonic over this dragon

>>714396363
We're probably gonna hit 70 or 80k by Saturday's end, which will be on par with last year. Not bad at all, given this is the recovery period.

I'm more laughing at how nobody wants to buy a shirt.

>>714396636
How do you deal with the pager call?

>>714396483
It's not that kind of event.

>>714396757
>since the host doesn't interrupt the runner
Damn that is a good point. I guess there is way less of that as well with them interrupting the runner in the middle of something to read off some terrible meme donation.

>>714396552
Nah man, it's a sunny day and I just clocked out of work. I'm going for a fine walk and coming back for Mario on stream 2

I 'member the elephant flash game :OOO

>neo mario galaxy
???
is this mario galaxy where he has a neo vagina?

>>714396283
>goty
It was meaningless, rigged awards
>>714396778
Guy png never rates an F so take that with a grain of salt

>>714396767
>>714396908
literally me, forgot to add I clapped when I saw it and called my mom over to tell her

>More Spyro
Jesus.

>/f/ still exist somehow
I miss /rs/

>>714396784
I feel like it would have been more if people knew it was on by day one. I didn't even learn ESA was back until the day before, and didn't know it started because ESA is just on 24/7 that I don't really notice.

it ain't easy being cheesey

>>714397005
Literally voted F just a thread or ago though. I remember because I was surprised, too.

>>714395373
If it brings in too much money it becomes corporatized, which is exactly what destroyed GDQ.

>>714397050
>/f/ still exist somehow
Anon...

>>714396783
Spyro is great but too much of something can get tiresome. Both Spyro and Sonic are good speedgames.

>>714397091
Which run? WOA showcase?

>>714396757
>>714396876
I've noticed that too, you hardly hear the host. Most donations are read during the intermission.
Also anyone remember that other terrible 2024 idea where the host had to sit with the runner? And they'd just be on their laptop.. it was awkward.

>>714397181
Nah, that one got no votes at all lol.

>>714397047
Hopefully SGDQ doesn't have Spyro this year.

>sakarin villapaitapeli
Fake run. Game is literally impossible.

>>714397050
anon...look at the dates
It was killed after sharty incident. I hate them

>>714397187
So many awful new ideas. People can be so averse to just sticking with a good formula for some reason

WHERES THE FUCKING CHART

>>714397262
it does
a romhack

>>714397005
I definitely saw him vote F this event.

>>714397287
>>714397293
viimeinen peli mitä odottais nähä tääl

>>714397159
>>714397301
Fuck...

>>714397262
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule/56
>ctrl and f spyro
>One spyro game

>>714397342
Just the one? I can live with that.

>>714397304
How can you otherwise justify your position as senior event designer if everything stays the same?

>>714397262
Considering some of the most famous faces of Spyro speedrunning are in ESA (Laura, Dayo, Hypno), I doubt it.

When stick rpg speedrun

hand-holding with Eden8

>>714397050
>I miss /rs/
Me too, there was just something magical about browsing threads and downloading random shit. /t/ just isn't the same

>>714396806
Not all NPCs have pagers; and you still can answer a pager, it's just you don't have to worry about bagging and hiding a body.

>>714397382
I guess it's a very incomprehensible game both as a Finn as a non-Finn. Don't really need to know anything to know that really was the game.

>>714397304
But the donation number needs to go up how will that happen if things dont change every year you must change things for the purposes of changing them

GDQ would never

I'm up next in the queue, playing meet n fuck

These flash games are peak

>>714397658
HUH?!

>>714397684
>not end of spyro 2

>>714397349
>>714397181
Nah, it was "Miles Morales: I AM the Spider-Man 2 fuck you"

See >>714309758

Did I miss something or where is flash gauntlet 1

Hgame marathon when?

>>714397684
>end of spyro

>>714397795
Brutal

>>714397808
Last year

>>714397808
banned because of the maze game incident

>>714397684
Why do euros love this little guy so much?

i'm going to take le nap wake me up for clair obscur 33

>>714397808
Why are all the flash games purple?

>>714397831
At the very end of the event because they wouldn't be able to clean up in time for another game

>>714397795
I need a chart with just guy poster ratings
He's just consistently right

stop swearing dude

>>714396203
>>714396204
B+.

>Legit F-inn
BAD WORD

>>714397887
they googled dragon and all the links were purple.

>>714397887
We have local tales of tatzelwurms and dragons and shite, genetic memory man. Europeans love dragons. Chinese and Japanese do too, but their dragons are kinda ambivalently gay.

>>714397989
why

Fitting game, I'm working on my strokes too.

>>714398023
kek

>>714398053
Hope you get better, Anon. Strokes are serious.

>>714398047
it doesn't fit the vibe

>>714397989
from doing what?

>>714397831
That's the after party where they all bukake Chlods

>>714398053
I've played like 90% of the games so far. Kongregate chat was my thang before I met my homies at animeweebstreamingsite sidechat before finding /a/.

>>714398023
don't look up the colour of spyro

she got too proudy

>>714398023
....heh

>>714398186
don't look at the stream

>>714398038
Makes sense I guess.

>the italian mw2 upskirt guy is back
kino

>>714397887
Playstation was the cornerstone console for the West European market, and Spyro was the closest it had to a Mario 64 or a Banjo Kazooie. But even beyond that, it's a genuinely good trilogy.