Maldavius Figtree on suicide watch

cool
now remove all the fake / wrongly input votes

>>714397591
cope

>>714397591
It's going to be so fucking funny when 100k or so of these are disqualified kek

>>714397591
>fake votes
>voting requires using your government issued personal identification number
Pick one.

>>714397749
No, it's actually positive if they remove the invalid votes now, so we know how much we have to push back.
This gives a false sense of security to the ones just intruduced to the petition.

>>714398535
you can literally input mumbo jumbo and it gets accepted dumbass

also germany doesnt require id to vote

>>714397508 (OP)
Bump for thorwhores(FAGGOT shills) seething. Cope inbound

>I will kill it!
>This is stupid!!
>You won't make it in time
>T-the votes are fake anyways!!!
You are here
>You'll never save games!
>W-well even if you did it doesn't matter
>N-no please don't sue me EU sama for attempting to disrupt your democracy
>I am sm-AAAACK!!!!!!

>>714399101
>based
^^
You are here

SKG was what more than anything convinced me of how many unironic shills /v/ has.
It was already odd enough how /v/ was like the only board on 4chan that gave pushback against file sharing.

Shills lost. Gamers won!

Malding Fagtree

>>714397508 (OP)
>Why yes, I do want games to have an official expiration date and a fixed agreed upon lifecycle duration, which will waive them of all moral and legal responsibilities after the alloted time because the license to the game will just be legally removed so you can't violate it. So now instead of games being killed instead games just expire at a fixed date that is set on purchase
Frame this post, because you will get fucked in the future if they go through with it

Post his face rn.

>>714402719
Are you retarded?
They literally just need to make sure games stay playable after they take down their servers, like other games already do by having the option of privately hosted servers

>>714402719
>you will get told upfront they'll kill it within a year and avoid buying it instead of them just killing it with little to no warning 9 months in because it's not turning a profit
what's the issue here exactly?

>>714397508 (OP)
He's in the hospital right now coughing up blood. That isn't a meme either. I wonder how hard he was screaming as he rabidly hate raped his ferrets in impotent rage?

>>714402719
>He thinks requiring an end-of-life PLAN is the same thing as requiring a fixed end-of-life DATE
retard

>>714397508 (OP)
How much you wanna bet this won't amount to anything? Something tells me this will be dropped immediately or ignored entirely due to far more pressing matters.

>>714403076
name 3 games in the past 10 years

>>714403225
It's funny because right after that someone started to spam threads with a gay porn pic and "skg" in the OP.
Quite the coincidence.

>>714403225
The roach motel is calling

>>714397591
This is why we need to hit 1.5m

>>714403225
>skg winning
>immediately dies
lol

reminder asmongold is a fence sitter until he hop on when pewd and other big names did

>>714403279
Factorio
Palword
Valheim

https://youtu.be/cmkCQJrc9n4?si=jjkdJVbL-T0hu2f2
Ross just uploaded on an update. He says that we probably have 600-700k real signatures by his judgement.

>>714403225
Yarrick from /wpsg/ ?

>>714397591
>--You are here.--

>>714403225
@grok is this real?

>>714399101
The final line should say
>I worked at Blizzard

>>714397949
its going to be funnier when the retards running this bring it to EU and they shit on them for wasting their time with this trivial bullshit instead of making it about software licensing and consumer rights IN GENERAL

>>714397508 (OP)
>>714397591

>>714404606
>instead of making it about software licensing and consumer rights IN GENERAL
one thing leads to the other

>Step #1
>Form a citizens' committee!
>You need at least seven people living in seven different countries.
>Remember - the committee members must be EU citizens aged at least 18 (16 years old in Austria). This
minimum number can’t include Members of the European Parliament.
So who's in the committee?

>>714397508 (OP)
I'm sorry, but stop using this name - it's incorrect and offensive.

It's Malding Fagtree.

>>714406792
Sorry but I don't like using heterosexualized versions of names so I will keep using the hyper homosexual original.

>>714404606
You win wars by winning small battles.

>>714397508 (OP)
most are fake anyways we need more signatures

>>714403225
>3 keks
even his boys are laughing at him

>>714408912
There's only maybe 650k-750k real signatures. The rest are fake. We coordinated a bot campaign in the PirateSoftware discord. In the past week we had around 10k-50k daily falsified signatures. Your movement is fucked!

>>714408912
source

>>714397508 (OP)
You mean Gaming Judas.

>>714403225
Hope he dies lol

>>714403225
This reminds me of that FoP gag with the blonde chick shrieking in pain when her picture gets ripped up.
Except instead it was as soon as the millionth person signed the initiative.

>>714397508 (OP)

>>714403839
I really do think Ross is off here because more than ~35% of all of the signatures being phonies/mistakes seems really unlikely.

someone have the clip where his voice filter malfunctions and his gnome voice comes through

>>714403225

>>714411694
He's just extra cautious because something he's been worried about for more than a decade might actually be getting better.

>>714404863
>>714408105
Holy Copium

>>714403225
Wouldn't surprise me if he gave himself a stress ulcer from constant seething of the past two days.

>>714411119
that would make Ross gaming Jesus seeing as how Jesus withered figtrees
>12 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.
>20 In the morning, as they went along, they saw the fig tree withered from the roots. 21 Peter remembered and said to Jesus, “Rabbi, look! The fig tree you cursed has withered!”
looks like its happened again

>>714397508 (OP)
I hope something good comes out of this. Abandonware should be protected too, like if you don't sell your fucking game anymore then you're literally telling me to pirate it, it's your fucking fault.

>>714411119
Judas was cooler. He actually pretended to be on Jesus' side and used this to get some shekels.
Jason FaggotSoftware didn't get any money from this and he also never pretender to be on SKG's side.

>>714411859
>Bring software rights in general
>Its such a big and broad topic that its pretty much untackleable
>Have this go towards gaming first
>Now there's a legal precedent to fuck over software licensing
Its that simple. The only problem is that it will take 10 years at the very least.

>>714411943
It's nuts when you think about it, all he had to do during the WOW roach incident was to say something along the line of. "yeah sorry I fucked up." To be honest he wouldn't even have to apologize just acknowledge that he could have reacted better, but he was unable to do this and now he is THE guy to hate and gets sacrificed and devoured by all streamers/youtubers even tangentially related. He will never recover from this too, he incapable of doing so.

>>714412789
because he's a pretentious nepo baby and can't fathom ever being wrong

>>714404870
i only live in one country sorry

>>714403225
Here our players stand from all around Europe
Waiting in a line to hear the moldman cry
All are gathered here, victory is near
The sound will tear the Roach, bringing power to us all

We alone are fighting for offline mode in games
We own the right to play vidya, we're here for all of you
Now swear the cum upon your 'board will never dry
Stand and fight together against the furfag roach!

Brothers everywhere - Raise your hands into the air
We play vidya, hosting them on our own
Like mold spores in the wall - sworn to spread the word
We play vidya, hosting them on our own

Jason stands against us, but he will never win
We said we would return and here we are again
To bring ego destruction, humiliation and pain
We are the hammer of the gods, we want offline mode in games

There he waits in fear, with mana gem in hand
With dreams to be a dev, first one should learn to code
I call about to surge the votes with a clapback to his lies
And in his final hour he shall cough blood before he dies!

Brothers everywhere - Raise your hands into the air
We play vidya, hosting them on our own
Like mold spores in the wall - sworn to spread the word
We play vidya, hosting them on our own

It dont matter

>>714403225
He made this up so he could avoid streaming today

>>714397508 (OP)
so now what?

>>714403225
>I wish I was sick so I didn't have to deal with all the shit I'm going to get after SKG wins
>wait a minute.....

>>714403225

The funniest thing is seeing that even resetera hates this piratesoftware for being a liar. out of all people I would've thought resetera would've had piratesoftwares back since he's a gay-furfag with a tranny lover.

>>714403225
>THE MOLD ACTUALLY GOT HIM

>>714415339
never thought we'd be agreeing with them

>>714403225
Probably has to do with all the stress he's been going through trying to damage control and deal with the backlash.
If he had just said he was sorry and approached the situation with more tact and humility he wouldn't be going through this.

Never challenge the internet to a fight. You WILL lose.

>>714415339
>so unlikeable even natural enemies bond
just like pajeets

>>714415875
especially when you've managed to unite people who've never agreed on anything in hating you

>>714403225
>Starts the downwards spiral making the anit-SKG video
>People dig up his fursona and SL shenanigans
>Follows it up by tanking his credibility by roaching in WoW then quadrupling down on it
>People start to piece together everything he claims is a load of shit
>These things combined craters his viewership
>Ross specifically calls him out in the latest video
>Huge push from major dramatubers shitting all over him and pulling for SKG
>People find his furry ERP logs
>Loses his job
>Initiative hits 1m signatures
>Starts puking blood
Pure kino self-destruction.

>>714402719
>companies will no longer be able to sell you a product and then take it away at will
>they will be legally obligated to support the game for a minimum period
>they will have to tell you up front if they are planning to kill it in a year
what's the problem with this exactly

>>714397508 (OP)
>amount of sigs is still accelerating as news of the victory is making more people aware
>even though it hit the goal, yesterday's record was broken by a wide margin (and there's still 2 hours left today)
shits gonna easily pass 2 mil. all the shills trying to shift narrative saying it's botted and it'll actually need an extra 400k are in shambles.

>>714403225
Bro is going through his "third puberty" I guess. Prepare for a deeper voice.

>>714403225
>coughing up blood
Insane if true. Bro is dying of tuberculosis.

>>714416683
the biggest EU initiative had like 1.8 million signatures or something like that. imagine this one gets more

>>714410951
that's cute assuming that people who follow Fagtree can actually code or know anything more than Fagtree himself (nothing)

>>714417323
we still have a month left to beat that record, so it's not impossible

>>714417323
>the biggest EU initiative had like 1.8 million signatures or something like that
what was it for?

>>714403225
How pathetic to be following some eceleb.

I think Thor was right, bros, we've made a terrible mistake.

>>714417483
Having access to drinkable water across EU

>>714417589
good, more mistakes will surely follow

>>714417589
His name is jason, fag. Stop calling him thor.

M O L D E D
O
L
D
E
D

>>714417705
If this surpasses that I think the EU parliament will have no choice but to bend Ubisoft's CEO over a table and rape him to death on live television.

>>714402910
Here's your Pity (You). Try again harder next time buddy.

>>714403225
>3 kek emotes
THOR, SMITE THIS ROACH DOWN

Is this whole thing like a Gamergate situation? Like is this the start of a movement that on its face kinda makes sense but its actually a pipeline into toxic misogynistic right wing gamer circles? I sincerely cannot tell and I would love for someone to explain it to me.

>>714403225
We've stressed the poor furfag out so much he's having physical symptoms. Good.

>>714418447
Less chance of it happening since I've seen tranny flags on twitter support it as well. It's one of those rare moments that everyone but the industry is getting together for something that is the common good.

ferret man
grip me with your hand
drag me to be banned
as your mods demand

ferret man
roaching in dungeons with a mana gem
is a real trip

ferret man
a filthy streaming man trying to kill games
necessary greed as he claims

>>714410951
>implying Thor viewers can code
They wouldn't follow him if they know how to code in the first place.

>>714418447

>>714403225
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL

>>714418447
It's almost impossible to relate this one to culture war shit. Both sides seem to agree that Jason is a ferret-fucking retard and SKG is based.

>>714397508 (OP)
what is this maldavius figtree shit about?

>>714418790
More like Malding Faggot

>>714402910

>>714418790
PirateSoftware aka Thor aka Jason uses the name "Maldavius Figtree" on furry porn sites and, for some reason, also in MMOs.
He is the most vocal opponent of SKG.

>>714418790
That's the name of Pirate's fursona

>>714397508 (OP)
>inb4 6 million signatures by 31 july
>inb4 it gets shut down to prevent the total publisher holocaust

>>714418615
no wonder he's been working on his faggy game for what, 10 years? kek

I'm going to go play my steam summer sale games. I'll see you boys at 1.5 million

>>714419014
Most ergregious case for me:
>switch (variable)
>Case 1: do something, break
>Case 2: Just break
WHY USE A SWITCH IF ONE SIMPLE IF COULD SUFFICE?

>>714397508 (OP)
Whatever happens, at least this faggot is getting clowned on by literally everyone.

>>714397508 (OP)
All bots, you failed.

>>714419164
Honestly, after the "mana gem" incident, he should have just kept a low profile and kept streaming
But nope, he had to once again become the face of another high-profile online scandal
So now we get to once remind everyone that he's a big gay babyfur fraud

>>714419153
Maybe it's just future proofing in case he adds something else there later.

>>714397591
You mean the one from PirateSoftware's discord? Sure, get rid of those 100 or so signatures. It'll be extra entertainment to watch when they all get sent to jail for interfering with a government process

https://youtu.be/Gd2_FvvqyR0
why is there a random fat guy in the bottom left? literal who.

Explain me this shit like im 5 years old. If this succeed will it mean that if, lets say some small indi team make MMO or chinks made gotha online game and it will flop they will never ever be allowed to turn off the servers and if they do they will have to make MMO somehow work in singleplayer only alternatively they will have to refund every single microtransaction ever made ? Because that's what im getting it from this for now. But again im didnt watch any video just small pieces of informations from here and there.

>>714419351
He actually shat on SKG back when he was generally well-respected. What changed is that Ross actually took the time to respond to his arguments and explain, point-by-point, why he was a dishonest lying fag, and since his reputation is in the shitter now, every drama-adjacent streamer joined in to dogpile and clown on him.
And then he made the insane decision to double down again anyway.

>>714403225
Congrats guys, you kill the roach by forcing him tocode his game from scratch.

>>714418615
>global.voice_list
wtf is this

>>714419498
>If this succeed will it mean that if, lets say some small indi team make MMO or chinks made gotha online game and it will flop they will never ever be allowed to turn off the servers and if they do they will have to make MMO somehow work in singleplayer only alternatively they will have to refund every single microtransaction ever made ?
no
if their MMO flops they will be required to release the server binaries or otherwise enable the community to run their own servers
that's all
also, depending on how it goes it could very well be set up so that some games have an expiration date that the devs simply aren't obligated to support it past and that would also be compliant
i could see call of duty doing this, for example, and just saying "we're only supporting this for a year, don't expect it to work in three, you have been fairly informed"

>>714419454
an anonymous dev

I find Louis Rossman to be too much. He's very aggressive and rude. When I was on holiday in New York a lot of the people were like that. No manners.
t.Western European

>>714419838
isn't he j*wish?

>>714419838
He's tremendously ignorant about video games, too, but he's serious about consumer rights advocacy so he gets a pass.

>>714419647
>i could see call of duty doing this, for example, and just saying "we're only supporting this for a year, don't expect it to work in three, you have been fairly informed"
That would be fine. Hopefully it isnt to restrictive. Otherwise devs will be way to scared to make online MMO ever again.

>>714419153
Aren't switches faster?
Not like a millionth of a second is a significant period of time though.

>>714419948
I'll be honest, if an MMO never gets made again, good. The entire genre has been habit forming mobile game garbage for a decade now.

>>714419838
americans come in the flavors of aggressive or passive aggressive, take your pick

>doesn't make a video for ten years
>"i need two hundred thousand dollars for a plumber and to stop my HOA sending me gore photos"
>won't make a video on stop killing games
What's his end game?

>>714419838
You'd be like him too if you needed to interact with the New York City property market.

>>714419948
all they'd need to do is just release a way to host your own server after they decide to stop hosting it themselves

>>714419838
He's from New York. That's just how they are. Being mean to you actually means he likes you.

>>714403225

>>714397591
KEK
OH NO DON'T LET ROSS SEE THIS!

>>714420135
FOXHOUND?

>>714419948
Dead MMOs often get revived by the community and it's not uncommon for the publisher to give official approval as long as no one's selling microtransactions. That's without publishers having any obligation to enable that sort of thing.

>>714403225
KEK

>>714419838
He's alright IMHO
t. Eastern European

>>714420038
Only if you have a significant number of conditionals, it is more or less the same if it is only one conditional.
In fact, fucker made it slower since the switch statement has to evaluate two conditionals instead of just the one.
>if(variable == 1) //Assuming that he can't do if(variable)
>do shit
>rest of code
The way he has it structured now means that it evaluates the one condition then the next, which is faster than an if statement... if it needed to evaluate a second condition, which he doesn't.

>>714419371
Perhaps, but this sounds like a story thing based on his comments and unless he is going to rewrite that chunk, it isn't happening.

>>714420038
man just let the compiler do that shit for you lmao

>>714415339
Lefties hate him since when he was running to assmongoloid for help during WOW drama.

>>714404606
>this bring it to EU and they shit on them for wasting their time with this trivial bullshit
>industry worth billions of dollars is trivial
>in this billion dollar industry that consumer rights laws are constantly broken
Shills have to pray this doesn't reach the EU because if it does, oh boy will they need to make EU specific changes that will then need to go global due to bad PR.

>>714404606
This probably isn't going to do anything about video games.
This DEFINITELY wouldn't do anything about all software in the EU.

>>714421025
It's usually cheaper to just comply globally, no PR disasters necessary. That's why one Australian lawsuit got Steam to add refunds worldwide.

>>714397508 (OP)
>1 million valid signatures reached
>EU just ignores it because its not about funneling more 3rd worlders into Europe

>>714403839
he is retarded here
the vote requires your fucking ID no way a third got spoofd and who would even do this shit?
at best Id say maybe and thats a big maybe 100k are false but not because someone spoofd it but because the retards filled it wrong

>>714421426
He's overestimating the number of fraudulent signatures because he doesn't want to get his hopes up.

>>714420159
kek

>For the games they have killed, Ubisoft developers are going to fucking jail for murder.
He's lost it.

>>714421426
Several countries require no ID and have zero validation at time of signing.

>>714421484
even then its not his responsibility and if the EU tries to dismiss this at this point I would fight it
you as a citizen are only required to vote its up to them to make sure you cant fake it and its safe

>>714420135
getting his toilet fixxed

>>714421591
>God Emperor Ross bringing about utopia

>Blizzard nepotism corporate plant BTFO by Asmongolds even balder twin
Maybe 2025 isn't so bad after all.

>>714421591
Based Schizophrenic Polish Man

>>714419838
New Yorkers just come off as rough and in your face since that's just how they talk. He's based for tackling consumer rights where ever he can even if he's not someone into vidya.

>>714420135
He streams twice a week while taking care of his dying mother.

>>714397591
Maldavius Figtree has graced us with his presence
blessed ferret rapist thread
>>714402910
>

>>714421591
the day of reckoning will come and publishers will pay with their blood

DON'T F*UCK WITH GA*MERS!

>>714420159
>New Yorkers are just Tsundere
Huh.

>>714397949
>100k
Try 400k

>>714420159
How do they act when they don't actually like you

>>714403225
bro's getting the TotalBiscuit ending but deserved this time
thanks God, I always knew you had a reason for everything

>>714421591
This is usually a cope for balding people but I think Ross could look really good if he shaved his head and kept the goatee. An extra plus would be if he got jacked so that he's ready to crush the skull of anyone that wants to kill games with his bare hands.

>>714422121
They'd probably completely ignore you as if you were a homeless person or try to get you whacked by the mob

>>714417705
EU human rights:
>1. Access to drinkable water
>2. Access to old video games (swap to position one pending)

>>714422246
he should adopt the Lenin look like he said in the Baldies review

>>714403651

>>714422246
Him being an uglier asmongold works better than being a skinhead.

>>714397749
meant for >>714356695

>>714421591
>For the games they have killed, Ubisoft developers are going to fucking jail for murder.
good

>>714403225
noooo, he can't die.. he has to live to see how the law gets passed and fucks every publisher into their entire ass

>>714417589
>Thor

the fat game dev guy in the Louis stream has incel vibes. Why couldn't they get a more normal looking and sounding dev?

>>714403248
It could happen if the devs were stupid enough. The entire point is that consumers don't know what exactly they're buying - a fixed life service would solve that just as well as an end-of-support plan (although it would be complete sales poison)

>>714422754
>normal looking and sounding dev?
these do not exist outside of devs who are actually shit and don't know what they're doing

>>714417589
Oh no, no more live service games and always online bullshit however will I cope.

>>714422882
he has a very weird sounding voice

>>714418114
>EU parliament will have no choice but to bend Ubisoft's CEO over a table and rape him to death on live television
Who will do the honor?

>>714419927
No, just mutt with German surname that was raised in NY. NY residents are all pushy assholes.

WAIT WAIT WAIT. HE HAS A FUCKING WIFE?????? HOW? HE LOOKS LIKE A BASEMENT DWELLER. How does he have a wife but I don't when I look like a normie.

wtf ubisoft
thank you ross..

>>714418447
Bait.

you will never beat the allegations

>>714423118
She's a pooner

>>714423118
Which one, Ross or Maldavius?
If the former, she is an autistic Sephiroth loving fujo.
If the latter, she is a FTM tranny.

Rossman's face when he found out that Ubisoft has it in their Eula that it asks you to destroy all copies of the games if your Ubisoft account gets terminated is the funniest shit.

>>714422002
i'm so glad im being represented by Jack

>>714423310
Ross. He just said it on the Luis stream

>>714423381
>

>>714403225
TOTAL /V/ICTORY!

>>714397508 (OP)
>THIS ONLY HAPPENED BECAUSE OF ME

This is now officially seen by the public as an Asmongold initiative.

>>714423473
>The moment he realizes Apple ain't got shit on the vidya industry in terms of horrible agreements.

>>714397508 (OP)
so now what happens?

>>714423381
>>714423473
This can't be legal.

>>714403225
This sounds like narcissist sympathy. "le feel sorry for me"

>>714397508 (OP)
so theoretically if the EU does go full socialist, could they force SKG to be a thing?

>>714423547
Way to go guys.

>>714423573
boomers are the EU have to legitimately investigate this issue

>>714423473
>>714423381
It blows my mind that this is somehow not illegal. How did we let it get THIS bad?

>>714423547
>>714423642
Fucking retards at Dexerto.

As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into xer apartment
He left the moldstains on the carpet
Xe ran underneath the table
He could see xe was unable
So xe ran into the bedroom
Xe was struck down, it was xer doom

Jannie, are you OK?
So, Jannie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Jannie?
Jannie, are you OK?
So, Jannie, are you OK?

>>714423643
*at the EU

>>714423601
its a fucking EULA of course it has nothing to do with the law

>>714397508 (OP)
>signing takes 10sec
>im a schizo who wont put his fucking PESEL anywhere ever (its like social security number for non-burgers)
Idk, maybe if its at like 1.2mil ill risk it.

>>714423573
Absolutely nothing.

>>714423672
Inertia. They push the boundaries a little bit and everyone said "whatever" so they pushed them a little more.

>>714423547
Oh my FUCKING god

>>714423547
is dexerto deliberating trying to kill it by putting asmon there like he's the face of the movement

>>714423519

>>714411215
>Hope he dies lol
I don't. I want him to be humiliated for as long as possible
I want him to be a lolcow for at least the next 40 years

>>714423547
Isn't hating Asmongold and Pewdiepie an American thing? Do Europeans even care that these guys are slightly right of center?

>>714423601
>>714423672
>This can't be legal.
It all started with copies of creative works that are subject to copyright (books, movie discs etc.) being sold with a "personal license".
This meant that you were allowed to only use the copy for your personal entertainment, and reasonably with a few other people etc. You weren't allowed to start photocopying the book to sell or screening the movie CD for money in your backyard, or you'd infringe on copyright.

With videogames, the invention of DRM (limited activations per disc) and especially games that require online authetication/always online DRM, this got mutated into the company giving itself the "right" to withdraw your license at their leisure and brick your copy for vague reasons they add to their EULA. How legally enforceable this is, we will see soon.

>>714423771
Oh yeah?

>>714423625
nobody knows. we'll see
this initiative is just to start the talks

>>714423842
Both of them are very much beloved in EU.

>>714423642
Who cares about them? Only room temperature IQ retards read shit like Dexerto in the first place.

>>714423842
Pewdiepie is fine but asmongoloid is a stain on society and the global IQ would rise with his demise.

>>714423931
that doesn't count because... it just doesn't ok?

>>714423617
Yep.
"You're not allowed to criticise me I have an ouchie", pathetic textbook shit.

>>714423473
>Even he came to learn how much of a cult Nintendo fans are.

>>714423931
so is it is what you're telling me is that they didn't want to produce two lines of phones? is it is this what corporate rape looks like?

>>714403225
>fakes voice
>starts coughing blood
lol
lmao even

>>714423842
Europeans love Americans, they're just tsundere about it

>>714424017
guaranteed hes smarter than you lmao

>>714423751
It's a government website.
They know who you are already, buddy.

>>714423931
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we got the signatures needed, but its better to temper expectations for now.

>>714397949
>ask Youtubers and streamers to rally their fanbases
>retarded parasocial toddlers proceed to spam fake signatures to "help" reach the goal

>>714423798
I love how Ross is nowhere to be seen, as if he wasn't the one who poured his blood sweat and tears in this thing for the past year

>>714423842
Asmongold is highly unprincipled and a self-admitted egoist.

>>714397508 (OP)
>Euros successfully pub pushed this to completion
Nice

>>714424163
if they did i would already be in jail or at least have really unpleasant life

>>714424117
Keeping 2 types of the same phone for 2 different markets is extremely stupid and pricey to be worth the price.
Don't worry, after 2027, they will be forced to have replaceable batteries as well (with third party compability) if they ever plan to keep selling phones in the EU and they sure as hell won't do that for those.

>>714423473
>When you find out the worst demon you've ever fought wasn't in apple or samsung, but in video games
He's going to lose the rest of his hair before the month is up

>>714403225
>constantly lies about the smallest of things
>now I am supposed to believe this shit
I wonder if people like him just never had the story of the boy who cried wolf read when they were young.

>>714424150
Quit dickirding him before his gangrenous leper penis breaks off in you.

>>714418615
Might as well post this one once more before the joke runs dry

>>714410951
You do realize that if the EU spots a disproportionately high amount of irregular rejected signatures all originating from a particular number of IP addresses, they are going to treat the situation as a voter fraud and interference in the democratic process, right? And are likely to find reason to continue exploring the ECI regardless of its final vote tally, if only to learn why some nebulous force out there that is vehemently enough opposed to it to resort to such measures - did what it did to try and prevent it from passing.

>>714424312
>they will be forced to have replaceable batteries as well (with third party compability)
based, it's retarded that these ever went away

>>714397508 (OP)
STOP THE COUNT

>>714424312
>Keeping 2 types of the same phone for 2 different markets is extremely stupid and pricey to be worth the price.
They should have done it just to buck break Americans harder.
When Europeans get replaceable batteries by law, the murican ones should be glued even harder.
Not that I'd buy their garbage but still.

>>714403225
Deserved if true
but the faggot is probably lying about it for pity points like always

>>714424117

>>714423672
>How did we let it get THIS bad?
Unironically by voting with our wallets. It never worked for good.

malgayvius nigsneed

>>714424312
>replaceable batteries
Holy fucking BASED if true. I'm sick of having to take my shitty phone to repair shops just to change a fucking battery.
>You can just do it yourself retard you just need these tools and to follow these instruc-
SHUT THE FUCK UP I SHOULD BE ABLE TO OPEN THE BACK POP OUT THE OLD BATTERY AND POP IN THE NEW ONE LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING DEVICE ON THE PLANET FUCK PHONE DEVELOPERS AND FUCK YOU

>>714403225
>uh oh people are heckin dogpiling me
>time for a medical emergency for sympathy
The real truth is that everyone who signed onto deals and agreements with him when he was the darling up and coming streamer is looking for a way out now that they know what sort of a person he is. EVERYONE is looking to cut their ties with this rat. The best part?

*stretch*

That's on him, bud. Welcome to the finding out timeline.

>>714424381
he really likes telling people to go eat his ass

>>714416010
>be so objectively in the wrong that everyone unites against you
>even sites that use to hate each other to the blood
>instead of even just trying to be neutral just double and triple down on it
He honestly has only himself to blame by now.

>>714423672
https://www.pcmag.com/news/eu-smartphones-must-have-user-replaceable-batteries-by-2027

>>714424381
This is an edit, right? No way he's that code-illitterate.

>>714424653
Bidets are expensive

>>714403225
bollocks or retardation

>>714403225
Pfft. This weirdo lies about solving puzzles and his internet cutting out when YouTubers drop videos on him. How am I supposed to believe this trash? “Guys I’m really sick now I can’t stream today. I know it’s always convenient that I can’t stream everytime I get BTFO, but this time is for real!”

Gimme a break, furfag.

>get so assraped by the internet for your second well deserved controversy and start coughing up blood and needing medical care for the stress induced heart attack
I'm so proud of you /v/

>>714423473
Is there a timestamp for this?

>>714424830
Excuse me? Lying about solving puzzles? I'll have you know that stream was a collaborative effort with chat over 8000 hours.

>>714416884
Kek

>>714423601
It's not
EULA's are not law

>>714403225
He's so felted, he's made himself ill

>>714424381
I don't get his logic. Just because modern CPUs can handle it doesn't mean it's not unnecessarily inefficient. It's not like coding it in a sensible way requires more effort. If you know what you're doing it's the same work.

Already? How? I still even get to sign yet. I'll do it later.

>>714397591
But enough about US elections!

>>714425015
If you know what you're doing, it's less work. Like, WAY less work

>>714424313
Hey now let's not get ahead of ourselves. Ubishit and the others are yet to use child """labor""", poison water supply, use death squads, topple governments and so on.

>>714425056
Later never comes
Do it now

>Euros are literally cheering for the rise of fascism on the 4th of July
Looks like we gotta liberate these fucks again. Maybe this time we will nuke Berlin

>>714424381
like it or not these folk actually release again
how much can be said about the "clean coders" ranting on /v/?
>inb4 someone mentions an agdg game
They may code as badly as this guy, you just don't know it

>>714419927
Funny part is, there's a video where he indirectly names the jew. He was looking for a rental and got offered an amazing apartment for pennies. Turns out the landlords were jews and thought he was one of them due to his surname. During inspection they smalltalk to sneak a confirmation out of him and being the honest chap he is, he tells them the name is due to his german ancestry and not jewery. Then one of them suddenly remembers there's a minor detail with the contract that needs fixing. He leaves with the contract and never returns, while the other jew eventually ends the inspection and leaves Louis without the rental.

>>714397508 (OP)
HOLY FUCK RAINBOW DASH JUST ASSASSINTED MALDAVIUS FOR ANIMAL ABUSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_by-4Mwv0IM

>>714425162
>again
a game
AAAAAAAAA

>>714423842
I wonder if those game journos still seethe at felix for the kill all jews thing

>>714425162
>like it or not these folk actually release again
He's been working on the same game since 2017, and it's a simple 2D Undertale clone

>>714423547
>Ross doing the leg work
>Dexerto clickbaits their image with Asmongold and Pewdiepie.

>>714425135
>rise of fascism
Bait or retarded. This piece of shit is literally only good for consumer protection laws and nothing else.

>>714417483
It was an anti-abortion campaign (One of Us). And it got promptly rejected by the EU, so number of signatures won't amount to as much as people might think.

>>714425015
Not only that, but this could be greatly optimized by a one-line instruction
>return num&0x01;
Assuming is C++, There's not even need to call a function for that. I refuse to believe he's THAT much of a retard.

>>714425269
>I wonder if those game journos still seethe
Yes.

>>714425015
He doesn't have any logic. His entire existence as a person is an if-then statement.
>if called out, then double down on how right I am

>>714425293
And this is what balatro runs on
bad code != no game

>>714397508 (OP)
When nothing comes of this petition, will I get a refund?

>>714424096
No new games are sold in EU from now on

>>714425096
>remainder 2 == 0 is less work than manually writing a billion if statements

>>714424381
this reminds me of the yandere sim guy

>>714424381
PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT:
This is an edited tweet from Yandere Dev

>>714419669
>anonymous
Dude turns up all over the place and has been quite outspoken about tech stuff. He was talking shit about intel cpus degrading and recently about ps5 liquid metal essentially pumping out.

>>714425253
i remember this, landlord kike asked him if he's from israel or some shit?

>>714424381
Damn, so my excel skills qualify me to be a game dev?

>>714424885
The stream is still running so you can't timestamp it but here is a clip
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxHHe2ptBKvYbJzL2KCsGYysTIaEvXMuRt

>>714425408
good

>>714425434
Lies

See when white ppl work together we can get shit done

>>714425341
https://citizens-initiative.europa.eu/initiatives/details/2012/000005/one-us_en
Case in point

>>714425378
Balatro has a very small surface area - if you know your inputs will never go beyond a certain set of constraints (and that no-one else will ever work on it) then writing like this is actually efficient

>>714425410
It is, yes

i hope it works but i feel it's all a dog and pony show

I wonder whether Fagtree was paid to oppose SKG, whether he decided to do it for controversy clicks, or whether he seriously believes in his boneheaded critiques. It might have started at #1 but gradually became #3.

>>714424929
Wait a second…. Chat I’m not insane!

>>714425782
He's an absolute faggot that lives on a holier than thou worldview so the latter

>>714425608
>[...] the Commission explains that it has decided not to submit a legislative proposal, given that Member States and the European Parliament had only recently discussed and decided EU policy in this regard.
Which is, if anything, a point in favor of SKG; there's been zero discussions or legislation around consumer rights for video games. This is their opportunity to finally have that discussion

>almost 1% of Finland's population signed for this
Any odds Finland will enact legislation on their own even if the EU initiative fails?

>>714422246
He doesn't have the skull shape to pull it off.
>t. guy with plenty of hair but shaves his head cause I enjoy the wind on my skull

>>714425782
He worked(removed recently) for ludwig who has a game company that makes live service games

>>714424381
As a developer myself I just cringed so hard my body inverted inside out and I am not a flesh sock puppet.

>>714425807
>mfw still thinking about what an IMAGE of a quantum object could be

>>714423004
Since maldavius is gonna be dead soon, his bathroom gnome should be free.

>>714424150
He's not a smart guy and he'd readily admit to that. He's got some "street smarts" and remembers some basic shit from his business degree. Everything smart he says is based on those 2 things. Whenever he says some dumb retarded shit that's completely off the mark, it's usually too far removed from those 2 things.

>>714425857
Maybe if it pops off elsewhere, and there's a chaining effect. The UK petition has reached over 100k, and I think Australia is still working on something. I doubt Finland would want to be the first country to act on this, though. Their market is too small, and it would be easy for publishers to just not sell there

>>714425957
I bet you didn't work 7 years at Blizzard though, so why should I trust you? Probably not even Godking of Defcon lol.

>>714403225
https://youtu.be/spnE1xRRamw
its over for figtree

>>714425857
It's possible. It's also possible that Finland or other EU nations push the matter on their own. The 1 million is needed to basically force the issue, it can still become a thing regardless.

>>714424301
Unless you're in Germany or Sweden, you're not gonna get fucked for piracy.

>>714397591
Reminder that jason's discord is literally raiding the initiative

I still cannot believe that this was so popular that the site crashed due to people using the tracker all over the world in anticipation of the 1 mil mark.
Surely a Euro MEP took notice.

>>714426078
>and it would be easy for publishers to just not sell there
Would it? I'm not sure what the legislation is, but aren't you forced to sell to all EU member states or to none at all?

>>714426294
Didn't he at least made a statement saying he's against any form of disruption? Are his followers that much retarded?

>>714426294
Reminder that this is a criminal offence because an ECI is an official procedure, not a change.org petition.

>>714426394
>believe anything the roach says

>>714419454
is that the same retard from louis' SKG part 2 video? I can't be assed to check but if so that retarded faggot doesn't even know what SKG is, just like the Roach.
Nice "professional" you got in touch with, Louis.

>>714426505
No, it's one of Ross' game dev supporters to help him with more technical questions.

>>714426294
He's gonna get interpol on his ass if this is true

>>714426274
The only time I've ever heard of anyone getting in trouble for piracy in Sweden was when my dad mentioned his office had received an official letter because some jackass had been torrenting on company time

>156K in 1 day
>already >49K past the goal

>>714426438
Please, please, please let this end with Maldavius ending up in jail or at least heavily fined by the EU.

>>714426705
Oh right, I remember Ross mentioning that in the comments of the first video. My bad then, the fat man can be trusted

>>714419454
>>714426505
That's Matt Cassells from Alderon Games
they make a dinosaur game called path of titans and he's the co-founder so he knows his shit

>>714426326
There was the debacle with Sony games not being sold in Steam due to PSN requirements.

>>714426754
He already made a statement saying he's against that. If anything, his lawyers could pinpoint to that if he's ever called to court. That fucker already thought of everything.

>>714425852
sleep tite spiky porker

>>714425553
Kek, I'm a nocoder and I'm so retarded I use calculators for elementary arithmetic and I'm still baffled he didn't just use a modulo

>>714402719
You do know that now companies can stop supporting a game at any time and you can't do nothing about it, right? Worst case scenario this does not modify that

>>714426294
Pretty sure conspiracy to commit international crimes is a big no-no on Discord. Has anyone reported his server?

I don't get it.

Why didn't you guys just TALK to Ubisoft and other devs/publishers and get thier input???

>4 minutes in the new day and already 1000 signatures in
I don't even care at this point anymore whether they're real or dake, I want to see bar go up.

>>714421678
Make a petition asking them to check the votes at runtime. I'll sign it 10 times with fake IDs

>>714427040
What you gonna do, send interpol after a bunch of basement dwellers? lmao

>>714423004
Every single one of the 750 MEPs

>>714427193
Only if they're white

>>714427253
Even the women?

>>714427193
No, just get his discord server shutdown. All the ferret fucker has left is his little hugbox, and it'd be nice to see that taken away too.

>>714426982

>>714425553
oh so that was yanderedev and C#.
Ehh... that's one instance where the JIT compiler comes in handy at abstracting away that horrible code

we need a holocaust but for shills right NOW

>>714427129
>This is to bring the topic to the attention of lawmakers that are paid to draft laws
>"yeah but why didn't they draft full on european compliant legislature, seems kind of overzealous ngl"
HURR DURR DUUUURRRRR I SMAAAAART DURRRR

>>714418615
That retard sure loves switch cases.

>>714426294
>being against something that could only have a positive outcome for you just to please some eceleb
I just don't understand.

>>714427193
yeah it'd never work, THOR would just hack their equipment in real time and cause all their guns and electronics to explode like he learned from hacking nuclear power plants

>>714427129
>yes goyim hold a dialogue with the developers don't even dare attempt to hold them accountable for literally stealing your paid-for games and pissing in your face
i hope these faggots faked signatures so they can be ass-raped in prison

>>714425807
It's the lengths!

>>714422135
Seeing the decade old podcast with TB and Ross how he planned it all back then made me miss TB. He would've tried to move the world to support Ross.

>GUYS ALL THE VOTES ARE FAKE!!!! ALL THE KIDS ARE RUNNING BOTS TO VOTE 100 TIMES!!!
You grossly overrestimate the ability of streamer viewers, I'm sure there are some botted votes but it won't be anything close to the amount being assumed here.
Seriously fucking every content creator I've seen is talking about it in some way, Louis Rossman is interviewing Moldman right now live.
I think a lot of the votes are organic and they also REALLY want to shit on Pirate Software

>>714407954
Faggot

>>714427193
Yeah, it wouldn't be the first time

>>714397508 (OP)
>>714397591
>>714397591
Everyone thinking its all cope and seethe to say these signatures are fake when moldman literally said himself he thinks there are only 700k legit votes.
Looks like the botfarm did the trick though. All the big jewtubers are calling it a success and now interest will drop off sharply - along with the real signatures the petition needs to actually pass

>>714427560
You all thought I was crazy, but my guide was right!

>>714411756
What is the source of this? I keep seeing people claim that he fakes his voice somehow.

>>714427779
he just boosts the bass on his equalizer settings like sports announcers and shit do. He just does it really heavily and then made a retarded claim about having had a second puberty (his doctor's words, allegedly).

>>714426294
Does anyone actually have access to his discord? Should be easy to leak.

>>714427779
he had a normal voice before getting famous.
There's a video somewhere where he talks normally without doing the low voice.

>>714397591
copium

But is not killing games morally just?

>>714427708
>and now interest will drop off sharply
>just passed 50k over the goal
get fucked shill, the rape train ain't stoppin'

>>714427980
>50k bot signatures are LE GOOD

>>714422081
>400k
Try 1000k

>>714411756
https://files.catbox.moe/ec8cgh.webm

>>714424312
The EU does a lot of shit wrong, but the consumer protection they have is invaluable.

>>714427779
https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1i3y7zo/piratesoftware_real_voice/

2 seconds in google, post third-puberty
There's another one of him at a con around somewhere (there's a reason he doesnt make public appearances)

>>714428038
>waaw everyone I don't like is a bot
it's breaking 2milly and you can't do shit about it

>>714427620
Most content creators were just handed a free win. It's completely safe to hate on Don'tPirateSoftware now that everyone knows what a spoiled asset he is to any brand, and SGK is an initiative it's incredibly hard to have any hate against unless you get a proper grifter lying to the retards (like PS) to vote against their interests in favour of corporate assraping (hi America) or you're just a legitimate corposhill yourself.

It's a slamdunk for anyone who just dogpiles. Support good thing, call out bad thing, literally everyone but Maldinganus Figtree wins.

Banning live service games means that a lot of the H-1B work that is done to mantain them is gonna vanish. Thousands of people will lose their jobs because of selfish gamers.
Fuck all you incel bastards for killing the industry.

>>714427402
>>714427129

>>714427708
Ross famously underestimates and lowballs these things, he simply just doesn't have the confidence to accept that a lot of people went and signed up.
It's also vacation time in Europe, a lot of nerds flipped their schedules and not to mention EU citizens can and do live outside of the EU.

>>714428254
>Thousands of jeets will lose their jobs
FTFY

>>714428254
You don't have to sell me on it, I'm already on board

>>714427129
>Are there grounds for it to be dismissed because they haven't followed due process
it's so fucking funny to me watching crabbucketing in action

>>714423672
Of course it's not legal. And Ubishit knows that they can't enforce it without getting their shit pushed in until now where always online SP games can be "destroyed" for the consumer by shutting off servers.

OF ALL THE
FUCKING DAYS

TO PULL THIS SHIT

>>714427129
Probably because Ubisoft blocked and banned every single person bringing it up
You'll own nothing, and you'll be happy

>>714428384
they'd love for it to crash and burn just so their parasocial relationship gets validated
genuinely cult-brained individuals, the kind who'd burn you at the stake for sneezing on a friday

>>714428451
dang thats crazy I had to tell me to kill myself on warframe the other day though I enjoyed that

>>714416683
At this point it's gonna be the fun in making the number as big as possible.
Its the petition equivalent of people digging a really big hole on the beach.

>>714428523
>they'd love for it to crash and burn just so their parasocial relationship gets validated
yep, it's so fucking pathetic. Every streamer/e-celeb has their simps but it's so funny to imagine how pathetic the people he has left sucking his ferret are.

>>714428624
we need to make number go up regardless in case of fraudulent signatures

>>714428451
Anthem wasn't shut down years ago?

>>714428787
I had the same reaction.

>>714428921
I guess the two people left will be very sad.

>>714428451
Anthem who?

>>714427193
Gary McKinnon enters the cgat

>>714397591
>it's all FAKE!
>it's all BOTS!!!
What's with this furtranny cope?

>>714397508 (OP)
Estimated 300,000 fake / malformed signatures.

>>714419454
This dev knows his shit
Probably wasted on these audiences but he actually knows what goes into making games

>>714429201
I heard 400k

>>714426394
>Didn't he at least made a statement saying he's against any form of disruption?
It's called 'plausible deniability'

He's very clearly made a statement he DIDN'T want his community to resort to such measures -- wink;wink, nudge;nudge. So whatever happens now? It's explicitly NOT under his instruction -- wink;wink, nudge;nudge.

>>714429201
>>714429320
no it's a billion. trust me guyz my dad works at EU.

>>714428451
This is EA getting cold feet, and getting out while they still can.

>>714429201
don't you have a ferret to fuck?

>>714427326
Especially the women

>>714427326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5W2YPKH9XE

It got like 50k over target in like six hours, I'm thinking 1.4m is all but confirmed.

>>714429201
estimated time working at blizzard: 7 years

>>714425553
Couldn't there just be a way to group numbers as Even or Odd and then say IF EVEN - TRUE or some shit?
I literally know nothing about coding but surely there's the ability to assign numbers to a group.

>Oh shit, now this is actually really dumb. It's used car salesman garbage. This is shit. It's shit. Not only do I not want to back this, I'm gonna actively tell people not to. That is awful. That a horrible god damn direction. That is awful dude. No. Eat my entire ass. The level of stupid I just had to receive was like sitting on Twitter for 12 hours. This shit sucks. That's a really stupid ass move. That's incredibly stupid ass move. I think this is ass. This is complete garbage. All of this can eat shit then. I drop the mask entirely. I have no qualms about that. They can eat my entire ass. The whole thing. That sounds stupid as shit.
He talks just like the average /v/ user, odd that more people here don't like him for his blunt assessment and colorful language.

>>714429201
It's funny that you believe that

>>714429806
you can check the remainder if the number is divided by 2
if the remainder is 0 then it's even, if it's 1 then it's odd

that code is so insanely bad that my first thought is that it's fake - surely even yandev isn't that retarded?

>>714429806
>divide number by two
>if result is an integer then TRUE
>else FALSE

>>714429890
>He talks just like the average /v/ user
yeah like saying you shouldn't pirate software and that diablo 4 is good

Reminder that of the ten successful EU Petitions, most ultimately ended up being rejected, and the other only partially affected something.

>>714430131
/v/ would also say those things if it benefited /v/ financially to say them.

>>714430014
714429806 #
>divide number by two
>if result is an integer then EAT
>else MY ENTIRE ASS

>>714430014
>test lsb
>return
>no branching
>compiler inlines the whole thing

>>714430209
You mean of the 10 successful initiatives, 9 resulted in new legislation being written. The 10th resulted in changes on current legislation.

>>714430209
Reminder Sony and Microsoft are shit

>>714430014
you will get an integer either way, you have to use the modulo operator to get the remainder

>>714427193
His opponents being basement dwellers didn't stop Chitswood from having them flown across the country.

>>714424381
Who cares about this, AI is going to fix it soon enough

>He wants to set precedent for governmental interference in the gaming market
Gross.

>>714430315
Eh, close enough.
In my defence I haven't written any code in 5 or 6 years.

>>714430209
>>714430294
Which one of you is lying
I'm not European so I don't know

>>714430374
>xer doesn't want to own games
kys

>>714430436
I don't want feds involved. Trusting governments is vaxxcattle shit.

Breastmilk stealing, ferret molesting, gnome sitting, Nepobaby status?

>>714430405
I'm saying the truth.
Here's an anime girl as proof.

>>714430374
>honest I swear corporations are better than the government unchecked capitalism is so much better than consumer protections mandated by a government trust me bro please trust me I swear hecking regulations are BAD

>>714430436
>he thinks the government cares about its citizens owning things
Lol

>>714430374
Only girls can say gross and girls think you're gross for playing games regardless.

>>714430374
>>He wants to set precedent for governmental interference in the gaming market
So something that already happens?

>>714430492
The government is just a corporation with monopoly on violence. Governments are bad. They do evil things basically by default

>>714430512
Gross.

>>714430552
Begging for it is giga-cuck behavior.

>>714403225
I swear this cunt would fake his own death if it'd garner sympathy and sic followers against Ross for allegedly telling him to kill himself.

>>714430405
its all public
do your own research

>>714430484
You are tremendously stupid.

>>714430484
Trusting corporations is goycattle shit.

>>714430485
>Breastmilk stealing
never happened blizztranny

>>714430592
>The government is just a corporation
yeah, so why would I trust corporations to self regulate themselves

>>714430594
It worked for James Somerton. Even though he didn't actually try to kill himself, all discussion of him was banned on r/youtubedrama after he said he would.

>>714430374
>set precedent with consumer friendly moves or wait for precedent to be set by large corpos lobbying
wooooow

>>714426748
That's a lot of bots!

>>714430592
>Enemy of my enemy is bad
Retard.

>>714430612
No, you are. Within 10 years they EU will be mandating every game to include DEI quotas in their story and characters.

Never ever ask the government to help. This should be solved by grassroots action within the market and social spheres.

>>714430632
Governments are corporations too retard. The most evil corpos ever, who don't even have to operate via proxy and are usually being used AS proxies by various corpos.

>>714430701
>It worked
I mean, in his case? Not really. It staved off the worst for a little but but dude did not save his career.

>>714430405
"Right2Water" - partially successful
"One of Us" - rejected
"Stop Vivisection" - rejected
"Stop Glyphosate" - partially (transparency instead of ban)
"Minority SafePack" - rejected
"End the Cage Age" - "success" that is still very slowly being worked on
"Save bees and farmers" - partially successful
"Stop Finning - Stop the Trade" - not known as of yet if something is really gonna happen
"Save Cruelty Free Cosmetics - Commit to a Europe Without Animal Testing" - not known as of yet if something is really gonna happen
"Fur Free Europe" - not known as of yet if something is really gonna happen

>>714430810
>Within 10 years they EU will be mandating every game to include DEI quotas in their story and characters.
You are an actual chimpanzee.

>>714430678
>yeah, so why would I trust corporations to self regulate themselves
You can motivate them to do so with community action, boycotts and campaigning online.

Begging for Government pigs to step in is -disgusting-

What's the cope going to be when nothing changes aside from all storefronts adding a small blurb that you're buying a license not a game?

>>714430810
>The most evil corpos ever,
Corporations are the reason why Oil companies tricked retards like you into making nuclear energy some scary idea instead of the objective future.

>>714425852
They could claim that it falls under the basic consumer rights that they already have. I'd hope that they at least force a warning label on online only videogames that says you're RENTING it instead of buying. I think the part about making sure it can be locally hosted is a pipe dream as much as I wish it wasn't.

>>714430810
>Within 10 years they EU will be mandating every game to include DEI quotas in their story and characters
Corpos already have DEI quotas without government intervention, mutt.
There's literally no possible outcome that makes things any worse than they already are.

>>714430903
>You can motivate them to do so with community action, boycotts and campaigning online.
No you can't.

>>714430810
>Within 10 years
Oh sweet summer child.

>>714415875
>Never challenge the internet to a fight. You WILL lose.
"Hold my beer"
t. Johm Potter

>>714430827
D-DELETE THIS!!@

>>714430827
>"Stop Vivisection" - rejected
>"Minority SafePack" - rejected
>"Save bees and farmers" - rejected
>"Stop Finning - Stop the Trade" - not known as of yet if something is really gonna happen
>"Save Cruelty Free Cosmetics - Commit to a Europe Without Animal Testing" - not known as of yet if something is really gonna happen
>"Fur Free Europe" - not known as of yet if something is really gonna happen
Holy shit dismantle EUssrabian's fourth reich right now.

>>714430975
>what's the cope when something happens instead of nothing happening

>>714430592
>government bad! therefore corpos should rule over you instead!

>>714430894
Sorry but it's true. This legislation will form an icebreaker that other fucked up legislation will be able to followup on.

>>714430975
Nothing. They'll have nothing to fall back to. Nothing will have changed and they will have spent ALL their social/political capital on a meaningless non-dub that will form the starting point for more nonsense.

>>714431031
Yes you can. Instead of hammering idiot kikes in who sit in thier offices, you're just BEGGING for super-kikes to become the overkike against everybody. You've doubled the amount of kikes involves and solved nothing.

>>714430827
Why are most of these PETA shit? Is that really the only cause that can consistently get 1m signatures?

>>714431046
This guy looks like a broke dick brony pedophile who lost a $5k bet.

balldobros.. our three-peat

>>714422341

>>714427708
To be completely honest I reckon only 5-10% of the signatures at most would be faked.
Well as long as people keep signing then everything will be fine

>>714431159
yeah I too remember when Occupy Wallstreet worked

>>714431160
Probably gets the most funding to shill for signatures.

>>714431017
>Corpos already have DEI quotas without government intervention, mutt
in the US yes, but in europe there was already laws for all companies to employ females and handicaped people once they reach a certain amount of employees and this stuff has been around for at least 15+ years

>>714431212
Pay up, jewsh.

>>714431236
This isn't an assault against the very power structure of the permanent state and banking world. This is asking for publishers and devs to make pro-consumer choices in video game sales/development. This is a doable task.

>>714431191
ITS NAWT TRUUUUU IN FACT I THINK IT WUZ YOU WHO BROKE HIS DICK YOU WANNA HOLLAH OVA ME YOU WANNA HOLLAH OVER MEEEE I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY AUGHRARARAAUGH

>>714403225
BTFO

>>714431296
So your doomsday scenario is already true and SKG can't make it worse, things can only get better.
Nice that we can agree on that.

>>714423721
lmao based

>>714416884
>A big voice for you

>>714423721
Based

>>714402719
As opposed to now where they just pull the plug whenever they feel like it even if you didn't get to play it after "buying" it? lmao they're not aiming for expiration dates on the box they want an end of life plan

>>714431160
> Is that really the only cause that can consistently get 1m signatures?
Yes, you have no idea how easy it is to use people feeling as soon you show cute animals or babies, why do you think all ads about nigger starving feature childrens with huge round eyes (all photoshopped for the neoteny effect) ?

>>714403225
vaxx status???

>>714430827
The ones that were rejected were kinda retarded anyways though:
>preventing research on donated embryos
>outlawing the use of animal tests
>make it mandatory to create a slush fund to help rapefugees, which realistically would've been used by corrupt actors embezzling the money and building mosques and shit

>>714430649
>>714430485
You know I never thought about it, but the Blizzard breastmilk thefts occurred exactly within the timeline of Mald working for Blizzard.

>>714431370
just heckin' askin doesn't work for so many reasons you retard and if you lived on this earth longer than 20 years you'd get it

>>714431612
There's no way he's actually the guy. He can't be. That would be way too funny.

>>714421426
>the vote requires your fucking ID no way a third got spoofd and who would even do this shit?
It depends on the cunt.
Mine requires a personal ID number. Right now I just signed this shit from "Denmark". My name's Ass Cock from Asscockstreet 1488. The site accepted this as a valid signature. Shit's fucked, yo.

post yfw gamers won

>>714430374
>no don't fight for your rights
>the government may do... stuff
no one is going to fall for your FUD, mr goldberg. you can fuck right off

>>714430485
>>714431612
>Blizzard breastmilk thefts
QRD?

>>714431612
it wasn't actually at blizzard, it was at activision HQ, but he's the type of rodent that would do it anyways so who cares

>>714431159
>companies aren't a problem because you can hold them accountable
>noo, don't make the government hold them accountable to anything, that's bad
what a schizophrenic way of thinking

>>714431375
It's must be tough being impotent at 33. But at least the children around his residence don't have to worry to an extent.
https://files.catbox.moe/1q8i80.mp4

>>714431742
When the entire Blizzard corporation got #metoo'd one of the accusations was that someone repeatedly stole human breastmilk from the break room fridge.

>>714431676
Do I know that Mald stole tiddie milk? No.
Do I believe Mald is the type of person to steal tiddie milk given the opportunity? Absolutely.

>>714430374
>implying they aren't already
lol
lmao even

>>714423721
>He left the moldstains on the carpet

>>714430405
The doomposting shill is omitting that pretty much every rejection was because it was either recently debated or whatever the initiative wanted was already covered by current law.

>>714403225
MOLD

>>714431742
>womens working at blizzard store their breastmilk in a fridge for their babies back home
>someone kept stealing bottles of it while they were working
>one woman complained about by posting it directly on twitter
>nothing happened after that
someone got to live their little fantasy for a moment

>>714431807
I don't know what this is about.

>>714428046
hes so fake lmao
fucking clown

>>714431659
>just heckin' askin doesn't work
Correct which is why you harass them and boycott their products. You should've targetted a big GaaS project and started a movement about not buying it UNLESS they state their end of life plan and it meets various consumer protection standards. You -could- be attacking people at the source. Instead you're recruiiting more kikes, who genuinely only want power and to justify the expansion and use of that power and getting them involved too when you could've just bullied a greedy corpo into complying.

The fact that you've run crying to Brussels instead of threatening to make the new Battlefield game into Concord 2.0 is fucking pathetic, bootlicking faggotry.

>>714431776
The government is less accountable and more evil. Governments only seek to expand their power and justify the use of said power. Drawing the eye of Sauron onto gaming is pathetic and shortsighted.

>>714431854
Asking for more is a bad idea.

>>714431807
I'm honestly not sure who is more pathetic between the average farms user or sharty kid.

>>714432045
I already don't buy Battlefield games. It hasn't made a difference. You are delusional.

>>714431742
>Female Blizzard employees returning from Maternity leave would pump their breasts and store the milk in company fridges to feed their children later
>Breast milk began disappeared from the fridges with the empty milk bags found in the trash later
>It became such a big problem that it made the news
>Blizzard never admitted they knew WHO stole the breast milk and drank it, but the cases of breast milk theft suddenly stopped
>Coincidently the thefts stopped after Mald left Blizzard

>>714432045
>Correct which is why you harass them and boycott their products.
>you should harrass and boycott a few dozen different developers and studios instead of asking for regulation for consumer rights
you are an absolute joke of a person

>>714432045
>Asking for more is a bad idea.
The "more" is in our favor for once, so it's a good idea.

>>714431979
Jewsh had a schizophrenic episode while watching daddy gym's steam.

there's no way this is not maldevius furry botted

>>714432137
I don't even know what this fucking post is about.

>>714432045
>you shouldn't make the government do good things because they have a tendency to use their power for evil
again, your whole way of thinking is just schizophrenia

>>714403839
>>714397591
it's all legitimate

>>714432193
Don't worry about it nef, just old internet shit

>>714432045

>>714423473
so anti-pirate fags, you do comply with this right?
>>714424313
nah he's just in shock at how loose gamers are with their money

>>714432137
I don't know who Jim is. I actually lurk Kiwifarms but I don't know every single lolcow.

>>714432248
I'm 36 and I don't have a fucking clue.

>>714432086
>I already don't buy Battlefield games
Yes but you didn't clamor around the net loudly for months and draw lolcows into and shit. If the energy spent on SKG was put into simply bullying the motherfuck out of some major corpos, you could've seen movement without recruiting more kikes who will only ruin things more.

>>714432127
No, this is shortsighted and retarded and exactly how Governments scam the populace of their freedoms and rights. Just because you like what's being done now doesn't mean you'll like the next thing and by allowing the first thing, the next thing becomes more and more likely.

>>714432225
It's simply a fact. Trying to do good works using governments is naivete in the extreme. You can accomplish limited good in limited ways at limited times, but the exchange is that they do untold, unlimited, unfathamable evils at all times, forever too.

I remember when all video games died because the Australian government made Steam adopt a reasonable, pro-consumer refund policy.

>>714432107
>>714431970
What a coincidence...

>>714432297
Don't worry about it unc. Just some real nigger shit, you wouldn't understand.

>>714432367
>If the energy spent on SKG was put into simply bullying the motherfuck out of some major corpos, you could've seen movement without recruiting more kikes who will only ruin things more.
Peak delusion

>>714432367
Western governments do more good than evil. You just notice the evil more because it stands in contrast to their stated values.
If you want to bitch about your government being evil you should consider moving to Syria or Israel.

>>714421426
>who would even do this shit?
PirateSoftwares discord cult apparently, see >>714426294

>>714426754
>>714426898
Maybe not Jason but the dimwit in the screenshot is easy to find
https://x.com/davysartcorner

>>714432248
OMG His Eyes are so wide! No wonder He's such a visionary!

>>714432367
If you introduce a standard that companies must adhere to, it doesn't give the government more power to do anything except to enforce that standard. It, in fact, doesn't actually give the government more power, but more responsibilities. Claiming that it does makes no fucking sense.

>>714432449
>Western governments do more good than evil
No they don't. They're actively betraying their own populaces and treat them like cattle who don't have any bodily autonomy.
>If you want to bitch about your government being evil you should consider moving to Syria or Israel.
Most Western Governments support Israel retard-kun

>>714397591
ywnbaw

>>714432516
You are not very smart. Sad!
The default state of society is authoritarian rule by unquestioned god-kings. You are instead afforded the opportunity to live a life of luxury as a member of the Western middle class.

>>714432506
>If you introduce a standard that companies must adhere to, it doesn't give the government more power to do anything except to enforce that standard
It literally makes the next standard easier to get enforced.

>oh well we already administrate THIS one thing, why not one more?
This is how Governments eat you alive.

>>714432516
>who don't have any bodily autonomy.
I too am pro choice but the objective best way for it to exist is by governmental mandate.

>>714432464
Golly gee! A new chan with entirely new features and promises of better moderation?! This has got to be a first!

4chan? More like Half-chan! Literally! I'm going straight to this new place and never return!

>>714427193
cap this for later

>>714432516
>Most Western Governments support Israel retard-kun
Only because they know the ADL would throw a tantrum and cry antisemitism if they ever denounced Israel

Why is someone airing out Josh's dirty laundry in a thread about Maldavius Figtree? Is Josh relevant to this discussion?

Hello I'm from kiwifarms.
trans btw

>>714432604
When you DON'T give governments busywork like this, they're free to eat you alive. I'm pointing out the counterfactuals to your point make more sense than what you're claiming.

>>714432584
>The default state of society is authoritarian rule by unquestioned god-kings.
This is what we have now.
>You are instead afforded the opportunity to live a life of luxury as a member of the Western middle class.
Nope, I'm afforded the right to be subjected to medical experimentation under threat of being placed in the lower class of a two tier society. I'm afforded the right to have my money stolen and devalued daily and for my government to send it abroad to fund genocides and retarded wars. I'm afforded the right to have my earning power eroded by the not-so slow or teady flood of slave labor from the third world into my job market.

>>714432614
>I too am pro choice
Spoken like a fucking vaxxcattle retard.

>>714432747
You didn't have to say it twice.

>>714432797
>This is what we have now.
You are actually retarded. I'm not reading the rest of your post because you don't live in the same reality as the rest of us. You are both stupid and delusional.

>>714432728
Go back foxdick.

>>714432747
why say the same thing twice in one post?

>>714432859
I don't know what that means but I gather it has something to do with Josh's penis.
I'm just asking why he's relevant to this thread, not defending him.

>>714432837
>You are actually retarded.
Every country is ruled by uniparty interests that all think and behave the same way no matter what color their gay little lawn signs are retard-kun

>>714432797
you're afforded the right to be a complete and total retard spewing total dipshit takes with no basis in reality on a mongolian throat singing forum from the comfort of your likely air conditioned house with nothing more important to do than whine about the covid vaccine in 2025

think you're gonna be alright lil retard

>>714432367
>No, this is shortsighted and retarded and exactly how Governments scam the populace of their freedoms and rights. Just because you like what's being done now doesn't mean you'll like the next thing and by allowing the first thing, the next thing becomes more and more likely.
The first thing is good. If there's a second thing and if it's bad we will stand against that. Why do you want to be so lazy as to not change anything ever?

>>714432859
PLEASE STOP TROLLING JANNY JEWSH, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD

>>714432373
>pay for an indie game.
>get warned its experimental.
>start immediately clipping through walls and the floor.
>realize the last time the developer updated the game was 5 years ago.
>ask for a refund within 2 days because of shit game play.
>steam complies
I was impressed.

>>714432991
Eat shit segregationist whore. Enjoy the cancer.

>>714432919
It's truly a mystery why Jewsh would be relevant in a foxdick thread.

>>714433086
kek

>>714432367
>>714433069
Your enemies by the way, aren't afraid to use the lawman to fuck you in the ass every chance you get. This is taking back some agency.

>>714433069
>If there's a second thing and if it's bad we will stand against that.
And you will lose. You already consented to the first thing. The second thing will be forced on you.
>Why do you want to be so lazy as to not change anything ever?
You should change it yourself, not cry for G-Man kikes to solve it for you.

>>714433109
I'm not reading this.

>>714433109
Can I get the tl;dr
I'm always down for some e-celeb drama but I want you to spoonfeed me on this one bro.

>>714433109
I skimmed this, saw nothing interesting, and am wondering why you're posting it still

>>714433164
>You should change it yourself, not cry for G-Man kikes to solve it for you.
It's the law man and like I said, your opposition uses him. It's a tool and the masses should wise up and use him just as much. As a collective we have the power, if we divide, we can be fucked with.

>>714433153
No it's not. Inviting kikes to get involved in the gaming industry is a bad idea. We don't need to double the kikes involved.

>>714433249
>and am wondering why you're posting it still
You're wondering why I'm posting the archives of you being a gay pedophile? Jewsh pls.

>>714433282
>It's a tool and the masses should wise up and use him just as much.
No. You shouldn't just give the strongest gang more consent and more power. You should take the problems on directly. Gamers could have formed a little non-profit and started harassing publishers and devs and shit.

We could've had a pro-consumer SKG version of SBI. Instead we're getting kikes doing kike shit and it won't be easy to stop repeal or fight once they get rolling.

>>714428046
No way lol

>>714430810
>the government is corrupt and doesn't do anything which is why it's vitally important for globalist megacorps to puppet them and prevent them from acting on any matter
Weren't all the CIA spooks doxxed already?

>>714433393
what the fuck are you talking about holy shit

>>714433297
least mentally handicapped /pol/tard

>>714432293
>jim
>a lolcow
lmao

>>714433473
Pretty sure you're arguing with a retarded shartytard. Just ignore the kid, they'll likely be called for dinner soon.

hey listen buddy, i know you want seatbelts, but letting the government in on the car industry is just signing your rights away

>>714433614
that's retarded we should gather all of us spread across hundreds and thousands of miles to boycott and protest and harass each individual automaker until they comply

>>714433559
Imagine posting your wheelchair to own the alogs.

>>714433614
Well yes anon, one day it's mandating seatbelts and now we have the government saying they're gonna make it illegal to drive non-electrics by 2035

Exactly my fucking point. Inmstead of stigmatizing non-belt users as suicidal barbarians in the social sphere, now governments have consent do shit like this.

>>714433559
Pedokur has become a lolcow. He got lazy, let the mask slip, and his audience has turned on him.

>>714433815
>Chudbuds poster
lol
lmao

>>714433473
Blockland, 16, 9.

instead of treating murder as a crime let's stigmatize murderers as big stupid meany heads

>>714433831
There's no connection between mandating seatbelts and outlawing gas guzzlers except that both involve cars.

>>714433831
>it's my god given right to drive an internal combustion engine car because it just is
>what do you mean people are shortsighted and have virtually no motivation to consider longterm ramifications of policies, creations and ideas?
>why should we have a body we can lobby to to impact broad change across multiple sectors to fight against short-term gain motivation?

>>714433970
Does Null still stand by this today? He seems pretty strongly anti-pedo nowadays but I'm not sure how he squares that with his hardcore lolbertarian views.

>>714434028
Hahaha you really had to reach further than I expected.

Governments are acceptable as a solution to random violations of body and property rights. Everything else is an overstep that leads down a path of tyranny and evil. As a minarchist, I believe in the smallest possible government, who seeks ONLY to operate a an arbiter of basic body/property rights.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night-watchman_state

>>714433831
Lmao. As if there isn't a timeline where you don't get seatbelts and still have to use electric cars. Man, are you a comedian? Because this was funny.

>>714434148
>it was in the past
Kill yourself foxdick pedo.

>>714434235
>lolbert is a retard
what a surprise

>>714434267
I was asking a question. Do you know the answer?

>>714434061
And the acceptance of governmental regulation of cars. One couldn't happen without the other. In a world where steabelts are optional, you don't have the room socially or politically to regulate more in more intrusive ways.

>>714434250
Mandating the belts is the issue anon. That's the ground upon which gas powered car bans rest. Telling people what they can or can't do when it doesn't reasonably pose a risk to others.

That said I'm pro-seatbelt but I think mandating it legally was the gayest, worst way to make that change to car saefty.

>>714434235
>Governments are acceptable as a solution to random violations of body and property rights.
like when corporations steal the game I paid for from my hard drive?

>>714434452
>And the acceptance of governmental regulation of cars.
Did you think cars wouldn't be regulated? They're death traps.

>>714434431
Jewsh is a gay pedophile with a broke dick.

>>714434452
>doesn't pose a risk to others
>literally fucking anything to do with a car
how do you fucking breathe

>>714434431
Bad faith questions deserve bad faith answers.

>>714434529
That's not the question I asked.

>>714434235
not a reach
>someone doesn't care about social stigma buys car without seatbelts
>puts his kids in the car, who don't know better because they're kids
>car gets in accident
>kids fly through windshield and die

>>714433970
okay but what does any of this fucking mean retard

>>714434595
It's the answer you get foxdick.

>>714433431
>We could've had a pro-consumer SKG version of SBI.
SBI was coming from an angle where they claimed they would help improve profits. What SKG wants serves no purpose to the company whatsoever and will in most likelihood just cause more costs. There's no way to pack this in a way. Besides, what SBI did was also jewish tactics, just in a different way. Pick your poison, I will pick the one that puts pressure on the gaming companies rather than having to play nice with them and convince them they should listen to me with no consequences if they don't.

>>714434514
>like when corporations steal the game I paid for from my hard drive?
They didn't steal it, they made it in a shortsighted way and don't care.

> They're death traps.
Sure but only the operation and use of them is worthy of legal regulation. Forcing people to have seatbelts when the consequence of not using them is darwinistic cleansing of the genepool is nonsense. The nannystate WANTS people to be dysgenic retards so they try to minimize the amount of fuckwits who self-delete as they're prime voters who will be easily swayed.

>>714434590
It wasn't a bad faith question. I genuinely want to know if Josh still stands by his previous stance on pedoshit. As far as I know he is still a pretty hardcore lolbertarian despite having much more contempt for pedos than he used to.

>>714421652
which ones? if those countries are removed, how much is the count then?

imagine this being your argument
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7c1DjeQbI0&t=1624
Stop killing games part two - Louis Rossmann - 2.24M subscribers Subscribe 4.1K 70,791 views Jul 3, 2025

>>714434715
>the jew-obsessed lolbertarian is ALSO a social darwinist
is there a type of retard you aren't? surely you're not a sovcit. you acknowledge that the government has authority over you even if you don't like that it does, right?

>>714434570
Seatbelts don't pose a threat to others. You don't wear one? You suffer the consequences.

>>714434704
>SBI was coming from an angle where they claimed they would help improve profits.
Yes and for the small small cost of having and adhering to an end of life plan, you could be stamped as pro-consumer and be given a ton of credit by gamers just on a "gold stamp" level.

SKG could've just forced themselves into the industry and an independant for gamers by gamers type outfit and positioned themselves as consumer advocates who stand to give you great optics.

>it was halo reach at the time
>I was trying to smash puss

>>714422002
>the original meme is already almost a decade old

>>714434452
>That's the ground upon which gas powered car bans rest.
No, it very obviously isn't. The ground upon this is built is the power they hold over the state, these measures both stem from the democratic mandate they have. I am not saying they are there because we elected them or that they are legitimate if they hold this mandate, mind you.

>>714434873
>a social darwinist
The other choice is tyranny.
>you acknowledge that the government has authority over you even if you don't like that it does, right?
Yes obviously. I live in reality.

>>714434904
>SKG could've just forced themselves into the industry and an independant for gamers by gamers type outfit and positioned themselves as consumer advocates who stand to give you great optics.
They already hate gamers and the goycattle doesn't care about ownership. There was nothing in it for them, and you need to grovel, scurry around and beg like a little faggot for them to use your service. Sure, go ahead and do that, I'd rather use the threat of punishment if they don't comply with demands.

>>714434715
>heh, yeah. literally the ONLY deaths caused by not having seatbelts would be people who deserve it because of course naturally ONLY people that made the informed decision based on hard logic and reason would ever get into a car without seatbelts, there are no circumstances which could ever be otherwise.
>and it's also totally fine for people to fly out of their cars and splatter themselves on the other car's hood, it's just ending their life of bad choices and has zero impact on the person whose windshield is a human slushie
>or the EMT that has to unwrap another 16 year old from a tree
>it would just be way better if auto manufacturers could sell a cheaper car without seatbelts lol.

>>714435040
You're broadening the scope too widely but you aren't wrong.

>>714435087
>I'd rather use the threat of punishment if they don't comply with demands.
Yes, you ARE a shortsighted little bitch who wants to call in Daddy to solve his pwobwems

>>714434846
That "dev" sounds like he's either about to troon out, or has just trooned out.

>>714435095
>>and it's also totally fine for people to fly out of their cars and splatter themselves on the other car's hood,
Yes. They died for it. I'm not going to tell you how to live just so I can avoid seeing something nasty if I have an accident.
> there are no circumstances which could ever be otherwise.
Yes. It's like driving drunk or riding with a drunk driver. You can simply -not-.

>>714435302
>it's YOUR fault a drunk driver ran a red light and smashed into you at 80 miles per hour!